Clairebear

Genuine, laid back, Aussie girl next door!

ABOUT ME

Hiya! I’m Claire - a soft, giggly, size 16 Aussie girl with short hair, blue eyes, and curves in all the right places. I’m bisexual (and love couples!) and I welcome respectful clients of all genders, body types, and backgrounds (aka: not a racist psychopath).

I host relaxed, no-drama sessions in the Inner West (Canterbury), where we laugh, connect, and have a great time together like fuck buddies from way back.

I’m not a polished adult star or a stick-thin model. I’m a real, down-to-earth woman with a soft, natural body that feels amazing to touch.

What you see is what you get with me - no hidden upcharges, no micromanaging rules, no pressure!

I do not offer any natural services including bbbj - please don't bother asking.

MY VIBE

We will get along great if you're respectful, have a sense of humour (think 30 Rock, Peep Show, Bojack Horseman, The Office, This Country, Whose line is it anyway, I think you should leave, Aunty Donna), don't take yourself too seriously, and have something you're passionate about. I rarely experience awkward silences - I'm endlessly curious and love to learn about other people's experiences!

If you’re nervous or inexperienced, don’t worry - I’m warm, silly, and easy-going. I’m great at making people feel comfortable fast, so you can relax and enjoy yourself. If the thought of actually meeting up with an escort is enough to turn your dick inside out with anxiety, then I'm your gal!

I truly believe all bodies are beautiful, that nobody knows what the hell they are meant to be doing, and that the earth is flat. Nah just joking with that last one. Or am I? Yes, yes I am.

I'll make sure that every time we meet, it'll feel like you are genuinely coming home to your girlfriend - a safe environment where you can just be yourself; an attentive ear, eager to hear about your day; a chance to finally relax and banter, without the social pressure; and of course: sex that isn't a performance; just two people who don't take themselves too seriously, enjoying each other's bodies and focusing only on the pleasures we find between us.

And if that wasn't enough to convince you - I also usually offer post-coital sour zooper dooper iceblocks!

MY PERKS (hint: it's free anal)

(Did you read about the sour Zooper Doopers above?)

I love all things intimacy, but I especially enjoy anal - so much so, that I include it free of charge in any booking 30 minutes or longer.

AVAILABILITY

Mon-Fri: 7pm** - 1am

Weekends: 1pm - 3am

** If you need to see me during the day, this can be arranged with 1-2 days notice and a $50 deposit - please specify this in your booking message

I just ask for at least an hour’s notice, as I don’t do last-minute “right now” bookings. I also tend to book out very quickly, so prepare to be disappointed if you wait too long to get in touch!

PRICING

Incall:

• 15 mins -$150 (one shot, no anal)

• 30 mins - $250 (MSOG + anal included)

• 1hr - $350 (MSOG + anal included)

• 2hr - $650 (MSOG + anal included)

Longer bookings can be arranged through discussion.

Outcall:

Please note all outcall services require a $150 deposit via beem - no exceptions

• 1hr - $500

• 1.5hr - $650

• 2hrs - $800

• 3hrs - $1000

Longer bookings can be arranged through discussion.

Extras:

All extras are offered at my discretion only.

• DFK (Deep french kissing): $50
• DATY/69ing: $50
• Toys (dildos, vibrators, blindfolds,etc.): $50
• Couples: $150

IMPORTANT INFO

• NO natural/unprotected/raw/unsafe services - EVER. Please don't even ask, or hint, or spin me your ridiculous lies about why you couldn't possibly use a condom, or how it was your grandma's dying wish that you only ever hit it raw.

• I'm SMS only. Please use the booking template below. Messages like “hi” or “u available?” will be ignored.

• No PayID: Cash or Beem transfer only.

• 1 hour’s notice required - I can only rarely be ready in less time than that.

• No extra photos or video calls - No, my face is not messed up - I just value my privacy.

• Prices are non-negotiable and I don't want your sob story, thanks anyway.

• I am well aware that compared to my introduction, this section makes me sound like I've got a hornet in my pussy, but I will never fail to be amazed at how many times per day I find myself repeating this same info. By the third "u available now where you live?" message I read in a day, I'm already contemplating whether sticking a hornet up my pussy would be a preferable alternative.

HOW TO BOOK - SMS ONLY

Please copy, fill in, and send this template via SMS or whatsapp:

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Hi Claire, I found you on e&b and I’d love to book some time with you 💚

My name:

Service I’m interested in:

Preferred date:

Preferred time:

Extras (optional, including DATY, DFK, Couples, Anal, Toys, Daytime booking only):

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PLEASE NOTE: Even though anal doesn't cost extra, I still need to know in advance so please make sure yo

u specify that you want to include it under "extras".

Thanks - it makes everything smoother for both of us. xx