Lana Divine

Let me fulfill your deepest, darkest desires.

PROMOTION!!

$50 OFF every booking. This weekend only. Get in quick!!

Let me fulfill your deepest, darkest desires.

Be prepared for blue eyes, porcelain skin and ever changing hair. I am large and in charge!

An educated woman with a filthy mind… Let me rock you to the core with my big beautiful body and talented mouth. I'm very talkative and engaged, so you may need to fill my mouth. 

I'm a curvy gal with a lot of ass and attitude. This BBW is here to indulge in your deepest, dirtiest desires. I have a wide array of toys and an inventive mind to ensure we always have a wild time!

Turn me on with your kinks and I will make them a reality. I am very open minded and love to try new experiences to satisfy us both. I’m your fun, carefree gal, ready to pamper you or put you in your place…

Run your hands over my deliciously curvy hourglass figure. We can be rough and dirty or soft and sensual… I can make you shake and moan as I touch you all over, ring you dry and leave you begging for more. I love to cuddle after a hot or brutal season and instinctively massage out any of your other kinks.

To watch or to be watched… perhaps even joined…give me enough notice, I can arrange a meeting with us and a cheeky friend of mine (or two). ;) 

Let’s share a fine dining dinner date, or get dirty in a good ol’ dive bar! So contact me with your wonderful fantasies so that we can play them out together.

Please make contact via SMS, I won't answer or respond to phone calls. Your SMS should include the following:

The name you would like to be called.

The length of time you would like to spend with me.

The date and time you would like our experience to be.

Any particular services you would like and ideas you might have for our time together.

Your BBW, kinky, nerd girlfriend awaits…

Welcome to my chaos, let's make some unforgettably hot memories!