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Quick Facts

  • Gender Female
  • Sexuality Heterosexual
  • Age 38
  • Height 5' 10" / 178cm
  • Hair Straight Blonde
  • Eyes Hazel
  • Body Athletic
  • Bust B cup
  • Dress Size 10
  • Ethnicity Caucasian
  • Language English
  • Category Escort for Men and Couples

About Me

NATURAL, AUTHENTIC, AUSSIE MADE HO...apparently! HO HO HO? Santa, who are you calling a HO?

It’s well and truely after dark.... 

And for December were at the halfway mark..

Soon the Fatman in will arrive, for those who care, 

With lots of Lacey lingerie for me to wear...

This year I think I will invite Santa into my bedroom to play,

But of course not in a sexual way. (Wink/wink, nudge-nudge)

But you know what? Santa deserves some sexy time, intimacy and pleasure as well...

So to those who turn up there nose at me, “GO TO FUCKING HELL!”

It’s Christmas, treat yourself, come get some lovin from me...

Because the only result I can promise, is 100% satisfaction guarantee! 

So to rap this up, don’t forget to hang your big Christmas sock,

Because I want to wish big Merry Christmas to you and your cock ❤️

Lana x

Hi there!!

To all the people whom have come across my Profile and reading this - Thank You for your time & Expressing your interest!! Hopefully, ALOT sooner rather then later, we'll be fortunate enough to meet & perhaps I could Enthausiastically express some Sensually Intimate & Erotical Interest/s I possess, that you might just be searchng for!!

Here is a little about myself -

I'm Lana . 38 years of age (Legit). Completely Australian Nationality & reside on the Sunshine Coast. I possess a slightly Crazy yet Bubbly personality, that occasionally, gets WILD and needs to be released!!

As mentioned in my details above, I'm 178cm tall with Blonde hair, Long Legs, that are all the better for wrapping around your neck, Natural B-Cup perky tits, with a genuine, gentle and Beautiful nature...... I AM #CrazyBeautiful

I'm not a career escort, enhancing the ''MILF Next Door" vibe & feel of our unforgettable encounter together. From the moment you walk through the door - You will be accompanied by my welcoming & down to Earth personality, making you feel most comfortable & at ease.

For me, there is no better feeling than that of touch... My services may come across as simple, however let me assure you that nothing shy of erotically sensual & sexy activities will unfold into my presence. There is no "wham, bam, thankyou mam" going on here. Together, we shall touch and we will tease. I will ravish you & have my way with you and you are invited to do the same to me. Don't forget - When you book a time to experience a 'Shit Hot', Heart-Pumping experience with me, you obtain my upmost attention & I'm wholly yours....More importantly though.... YOU are all mine!....xo

I also provide my ‘SLIPPERY WHEN WET’ service or body rub with a happy finish. I use a hot coconut oil blend to begin and use my body to do the rest. Ensuring your heart is pounding now and your cock is standing tall I continue with your arousal with my badass blowjob. This is almost going to tip you over the edge...

You will shiver:

As my soft hands slowly run up the inside of your thigh.... I barely touch you...


30 mins $200

45 mins $280

You will gasp:

As my warm slippery, wet, oily and soft body slides across yours...

You will moan:

When I glide down far enough that my lips wrap around your throbbing cock...

And then..... This is the exciting part that is yet to be discovered!!! xoxo

There is no other GFE quite like it.. Your girlfriend can't even pull it off.

Things I Prefer In Private

  • Affectionate cuddling
  • CBJ
  • Costumes
  • Costumes and role play
  • Dinner companion
  • GFE
  • Maid
  • MFF
  • MILF
  • Nurse
  • Overnight stays
  • Police woman
  • School girl
  • Secretary
  • Sex toys
  • Sexy lingerie
  • Sexy shower for 2
  • Social escort
  • Cuddling and Touching
  • Overnight
  • Teasing
  • Toys
  • Escort
  • Erotic Relaxation
  • Full Service
  • Relief


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