Relaxed GFE - Visit you only
VISIT YOU ONLY. INCALL NOT AVAILABLE. NO "NATURAL" SERVICES.
Cash or Beemit only. I do NOT accept Pay ID, Osko, card payments, etc.
I am currently only accepting clients who are COVID vaccinated. It shows you care about your health and the health of the community and that's a good sign. 😀
IMPORTANT!!! Please make use of this helpful little template when making an inquiry, as it includes all the information I need to tell you if I'm available. If you use it, or otherwise send a text containing all the required details, you're who I respond to. 😘
"Hi Lucy. My name is (NAME). I would like you to visit me on (DATE) at (TIME) for (LENGTH OF BOOKING REQUESTED). I live in (SUBURB) OR I am staying at (NAME OF HOTEL/MOTEL). Are you available for this booking? Thank you!"
Please do NOT send a text just saying something like "Hi", "Hello how are you" "Are you available", "Send address" etc etc. Texts like this show me there's a good chance you didn't read this ad and we won't be compatible.
My service is VISIT YOU ONLY. I only accept outcall bookings to residential addresses (ie homes) and accommodation such as a hotel, AirBNB or motel. No workplaces, vehicles or outdoor locations.
A travel surcharge usually applies for bookings outside the eastern suburbs.
So now we've got all that out the way...
My name is Lucy Landau and I am an independent escort who lives and works right here in Adelaide. That's right, I'm not a FIFO agency or parlour worker pretending to be an indie. Do you think an agent managing 20 girls would bother writing an ad this long with such specific booking criteria? XD
I'm not going to tell you that I'm the hottest most sexiest girl in Australia and can guarantee you the best sex that anyone has ever had in the history of the universe, because I don't need to exaggerate. I'm just going to tell the truth - I'm professional and mature, elegant without being pretentious, intelligent and articulate, attractive without being a supermodel, and I take my work seriously but not myself.
I provide a relaxed intimate service at an affordable rate, and click well with men who are attracted to women for their brains as well as their bodies, and want to spend some quality time with a woman they can have a conversation (and hopefully a few laughs) with, both in and out of the bedroom.
I am in my early 30s (NOT 40s or 50s - if you want a cougar or MILF I will be too young for you) and am a genuine Australian dress size 12. If you're not sure how big that is, just take a look at my photos. I don't misrepresent my age and dress size, because I enjoy the security of not worrying that a client will feel deceived when we meet. And I know not every man wants a skinny 20 year old, so I don't pretend to be one! :)
I am ethnically Asian but was born and raised in Australia and only speak English.
My rate includes things like kissing, oral, "vanilla" foreplay multiple shots, etc, I do NOT charge extra for these. The only common "special requests" I charge extra for are anal play, Greek, roleplay, and submissive services and those types of things.
If there is anything in particular that you want, then just ask when you contact me and I can tell you if it's included in the rate. All services, of course, are offered on the condition of your good hygiene and good attitude - starting with how you contact me. :)
And just to be clear, I do not offer bareback/natural services. Plenty of girls do, so if that's what you're want you are spoiled for choice, no need to ask me!
Read on for all other necessary information, and I hope to hear from you! :)
Calls from private numbers are auto-blocked.
Hagglers are blocked.
I am a non-smoker and social drinker.
I use condoms for all services.
My photos are either selfies or professional images by a local Adelaide photographer. I do not provide additional photos, there are plenty on my advertising and my website.
Please refer to my Twitter for the list of websites I advertise on. If you see my images, name, contact details or ad copy on ANY other website (you know, all those dodgy ones that skim photos and ads from other websites, getting everything mixed up so descriptions don't even match the photos!) then it was published without my knowledge or consent and will contain incorrect and out of date information.
I do not wish to receive emails or SMS of a commercial nature, i.e. promoting a business to me, trying to sell me an advertising package, or promoting an advertising website, etc.