Alexandria Female Escorts

All my ads are placed no further than a short drive away from my location.

‼️‼️Please read my ad carefully‼️‼️

My photos are recent, real and verified.

🚫NO PAYID OR BANK TRANSFERS

🚫NO NATURAL SERVICES

🚫NO OUTCALLS

Shower facilities included (and required) and discreet street parking is available. 

⬇️⬇️⬇️SERVICES:⬇️⬇️⬇️

Blow and go-

$150/10 MINS

Covered blowjob only

🍆GFE: Standard Full Service Experience 🍆

$200/15 MINS

$250/30 MINS

$350/45 MINS

$400/60 MINS

Sex in multiple positions, covered blowjob, light kissing, cuddling, COB, rimming on me, mutual oral, Spanish, sexy lingerie and 69.

PSE: Naughty, Rough+Sexy Full Service Experience⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

$300/15 MINS

$350/30 MINS

$450/45 MINS

$500/60 MINS

Multiple shots, Sex in many positions, role play and outfit requests, hair pulling, light BDSM, dirty talk, spanking, light choking, cum on body, covered blow job, spanish, face sitting/riding, domination on you, foot fetish, 69, deep throat, toy play, rimming on me/ass worship, ball busting, spitting (on you), sloppy BJs (covered) 

outfit requests available:

School girl, MILF experience, Naughty secretary, nurse, cheerleader, Activewear, Girl Next Door, Stripper chic, Super Slut. 

-FETISH + MISTRESS DOMINATION SERVICE AVAILABLE AT AN EXTRA COST WHEN BOOKING PSE ONLY (enquire for pricing)

MASSAGE:💆‍♂️

(erotic massage with hand relief)

$200 for 30 mins

$230 for 45 mins

+$50 extra for completely nude massage

+$50 CBJ (I don’t offer natural!)

All Service Extras:‼️‼️‼️‼️

$50 cum on face 

$100 Golden Shower (on you) 

$50 Panty + Sock purchase 🩲🧦

❗️Multi shots in hour + PSE bookings❗️

📱📱ONLINE SERVICES:

All online services paid via Beem ONLY

🚫 NO videos

🚫NO calls

🚫NO FaceTime 

🚫NO payid

Sexting -

•$50/10 MINS(paid via BEEM app ONLY) 

This includes: Dirty talk sexting (no videos no FaceTime)

Audio Sex Story-

$50 for x1 pre-recorded fantasy story

Rate Your 🍆🍆-

1. Honest Dick Review
2. Small Penis Humiliation (SPH) review

$25 for 3 images and I will supply a lengthy paragraph rating

I will gladly give unadulterated, unbiased + honest opinion. As an escort I’ve seen 1000s of penises and have extensive knowledge and skill.

—If it’s something you’re seeking I can also give advice on sexual positions along with providing hygiene advice and anatomy information.

💦💦💦ABOUT ME:💦💦

I’m Aussie born, Samoan + Armenian Background,  Tyler (0415806804)

❗️—(I don’t offer natural or bbbj, no I’m not doing it “just for you”. No I don’t offer it as an extra, you don’t need to double check or “try your luck” save yourself the embarrassment and don’t ask)❗️

•If I’m busy and can’t get back to you right away, please leave a message and I will text as soon as I am available. Your text is important to me.

•I do not work in the early hours of 11pm-8am, I will not respond to messages sent during this time.

Come and escape the everyday into my lavishly comfortable, private haven and dive into my natural G cup tits. I’m extremely well travelled and educated, sun kissed brown skin, size 14-16 with a tiny waist and a natural fat ass. 

I can't wait to share with you the ultimate in sensual relaxation and relief, it makes me excited just thinking about it. Nothing turns me on more than seeing a man orgasm with me.

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⁉️IF YOU ARE BLOCKED FROM BAD BEHAVIOUR YOU CAN PAY AN UNBLOCKING FEE ($50) via BEEM to @morteztyler and provide your number in the description. ⁉️

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I am 28 years old, dress size 8 and stand at 5ft6 tall.

I am a lonely housewife,I need a good fuxk.

Benefit from me,i am experienced, and we can try lots of different things.i am fun and love lots of parties.

My skin tone is tan and my figure is tone. I have naturally long black hair, dark brown eyes and a contagious smile.

My service is always high class and discrete. I travel to your home, work or hotel or I am hosting in sydney.

My photos are recent and genuine.

I am a independent escort.

Additional price information

GFE

* includes body massage, mutual oral (69), natural oral, kissing, cuddling, multiple positions and multiple shots

PSE

* includes natural oral, DFK, spanking, slapping, choking, gagging, hair pulling, anal play on you and multiple shots.

EXTRAS

COB, COF, toys, role play, dirty talk, digital service, fantasy & fetishes, doubles, couples and over-night stays.

Hourly rate will be lowered for longer/extended bookings.

My service is sensual and determined to satisfy my gentlemen. I love to

shower my clients with kisses all over their body leaving them feeling 100%

spoiled.

I simply love sex and love dressing in kinky G-strings to tease and

please. Be prepared yourself to be spoil with my services include Erotic

GFE, delicious mutual oral, fantasy... You get to decide what level of

euphoria you after!!

Super sexy and playful girl is here, enjoy the ultimate GFE (Girlfriend Experience) service.

😍😍😚😚😚

Hi honey, my name is Marry.

I am a fun-loving, super friendly girl. I am 24 years old.

I have a charming face, big black eyes, beautiful silky skin, natural breasts, and a slim, sexy, seductive body. 👠👙

I can be the girlfriend you've always wanted, a sexy star behind closed doors, or just a companion on those lonely nights. A beautiful girl in your arms makes all the difference!!

I offer a passionate GFE service 💋💋💋

I will treat you like my king. Our goal together is to connect quickly and create a sense of intimacy that makes us feel like we've known each other for a long time... I will definitely have you looking for ways to come see me again!

💋💋Outcall Service Info:

$400/60 mins

Uber Fee: $60-$100

‼️Since it is not easy for me to slip out without my family finding out, I dress very casually/normally (hope you understand).

🌟Incall Service: (At my address)

$150/15mins

$200/30 mins

$250/45 mins

$300/60 mins

Excellent touch, sexy and seductive lingerie, passionate intimate pleasure, massage service, multiple position changes, breast sliding, breast sucking, sex with a condom, oral sex with a condom.

Bbbj + $50, 69 + $50, dfk + $50, CIM + $50

Hey there ! 😘

I'm Hatai.

I'm 25, from Thailand, and I'm new here. ✈️

For five years, I ran my own diving shop in Pattaya. I loved it. The ocean was my life. But then the corals turned white, the tourists stopped coming, and my landlord tripled the rent. My dream sank. 💔

So, I heard dive instructors earn good money in Australia. I came to here on a working holiday visa, full of hope. But wow, the course fees here are so high! 😳 Now I'm doing this to save up, fast.

I'm not shy. I'm passionate. I move my hips with a rhythm learned from the ocean waves. I'll be on top, riding you, feeling every inch. I'll kiss you deeply, biting your lip while I take you all in. 🍑💦

We can go anywhere—bed, shower, against the wall. I don't get tired easily. I'll keep going, feeling you get harder inside me, until you can't hold back anymore. I want to feel that warmth spill deep within me. Again. And again. 😈

Think your day was tough? Your girlfriend is ignoring you? Forget all that. Come to me. Let me drain all your stress away with this tight, toned Thai body. 

HATAI IS HERE NOW. YOUR ESCAPE IS READY. 🏝️

📞 CALL/ TEXTS ONLY 📞

Hey babe! I’m Talia your sexy kiwi girl

My soft, sweet innocent nature is always welcoming but my naughty side in the room has men saying I’m trouble and coming back for more.  I’m every man’s dream girl xx

My service includes the following

• Passionate kissing
• Mutual oral
• Sex in multiple positions
• Finger play on me
• Cuddles
• It’s the FULL GFE !!!

I offer an PSE as a service for an extra $250

• PSE includes
• Light spanking on me
• Choking
• Deep throating
• Hard core sex
• Dirty talk  

All bookings require a non negotiable $50 deposit, no deposit, no booking

Health check and shower are mandatory on arrival, if you refuse either your service will end and you will not get your deposit back.

READ CAREFULLY

• Messages such as “hi” or “you avail” will be ignored
• I am not here to waste your time, so don’t waste mine
• I do not offer natural in my service, so don’t ask
• Any abuse during the booking will lead to me ending it and calling the police. 

I can’t wait to meet all you sexy gentleman!!! Please note my preferred method of contact is SMS as I can’t answer phone calls during a booking. See you sexy lads soon x

Petite dark hair girl, here to make your dreams come true… let me make your fantasy

Everyone that comes leaves satisfied, and always comes back for another booking, want to come and find out why? I am easy to get along with, very sexual, love to tease and talk…. Let me make your imagination come true

I do extras aswell, please text and ask about them if you are interested and I will give you the price x

I am NOT Asian, my photos on here are verified. I will not send face photos so please do not ask

NO PARTY BOOKINGS

ABOUT ME:

Slim. Seductive. Unforgettable.

Hey babe, I’m Anya — your playful Indian beauty with a porn star vibe and a smile that’ll leave you weak. Slim, sensual, and full of fire, I’m here to tease, please, and make every moment unforgettable.

Fluent in English and Hindi. Available 24/7 for the fun you’ve been dreaming about.

Ready to play?

Services & Rates

Incall:

GFE: shower for 2, affection & cuddling, light oil massage/body slide, bbj covered, protected sensual sex in different positions

• 30 minutes — $350💫
• 45 minutes — $500 🔥
• 60 minutes — $600 💖

PSE : bbbj,rimming on me, mutual play, DATY, face sitting, toy, shower for 2, mutual69, COB, protected sex in multiple positions,

• 30 minutes — $450 💫
• 45 minutes — $600🔥
• 60 minutes — $700💖

All sessions are tailored to your desires, discreet, and professional.

Outcall Services & Rates ⏳

Text for information

Anya Touring Dates ✈️ Catch Me If You Can...

Your slim, sensual Indian beauty is coming to town — playful, seductive, and ready to make it unforgettable.

TOURING RATES ARE DIFFERENT PLEASE CONTACT FOR INFORMATION

Pre-bookings essential Before touring 💋

Fly Me to You ✈️ Anya – Your Indian Fantasy, Anywhere in Australia

Slim, sensual, and always ready to please — I’m Anya, your playful Indian escape, available to fly to you anywhere in Australia.

24/7 | English & Hindi | Aussie-wide travel 💋

Let’s turn your city into our private playground.

Book Me Now 💋

Send:

• Name & Age
• Incall or Outcall
• Date & Time
• Duration
• Experience You Want
• Nationality

24/7, discreet, unforgettable. Don’t wait 😉 

Important Notice

Kindly note that I carefully select my bookings and may not be accepting requests from all regions or backgrounds, feel free to contact me privately for more info

Thank you for your understanding.

Deposit & Cancellation Policy

Deposit required and non-refundable.

No cancellations, refunds, or rescheduling.

Rates are fixed and non-negotiable.

Please seek other services if not suitable.

Thank you for understanding.

Please Note ❗

The following services are not available:

🚫 Anal play & anal sex

🚫 Natural sex

🚫 Photos or videos

Thanks for respecting my boundaries! 🙏

My name is Katana

Stunning busty New Zealander with an appetite for passionate sex. Lush lips, smooth skin with curves in all the right places. I have long luxurious hair that cascades down to my ass which loves to be spanked.I will have you seduced & captivated from the moment we meet.

What you see is what you get. There are no fake photos.

I pride myself on being a confident & skilled companion & am able to cater to your needs regardless if it's your first time or you know exactly what you're after. My goal is to ensure you feel completely at ease with me & to allow the chemistry between us flow naturally.

I'm a fun loving party girl who can't wait to meet you x

GFE (Included)

Sensual massage, mutual oral (with condom), passionate kissing, cuddling & multiple shots

PSE ($100 extra)

Sensual massage, mutual oral (with condom), passionate kissing, cuddling, multiple shots & multiple positions, spanking, rough intimate sex, dirty talk & COB

No anal, no natural sex, no filming.

To make a booking please message me on 0456370151

Name:

Requested Date:

Requested Time/Duration:

Services Requested:

Incall or Outcall:

Text preferred as I cannot always be available to answer calls

I provide a non-rushed discreet experience. I have a great sense of humor

and I'm very passionate in everything I do. I have a great sense of humor

and I'm very passionate in everything I do.

 I'm a playful, flirtatious, fun, sexy, erotic, open-minded, and loving girl with a totally wild side. I am eager to get to know new people, and please. Can't wait to meet you! Pick up the phone & Call or Text me and have me over tonight!!

My services list:

kissing

Sensual tickling and cuddling

Erotic nude body rub & body slide with aromatherapy oils

Ball sucking & licking

Cock spitting

Tea bagging

Face fucking

Cock rub

Double handed hand-job

cob

Prostate play

Foot fetish & worship

Genuine lesbian licking, sucking & fucking

Toy play

Spanking

Dress-ups

My full service rates are

$120 - 15mins

$150 - 30mins

$200 - 45mins

$250 - 60mins.

hey dumbass. yeah YOU wit the shaky hands. 👇

I’m 43. forty-fuckin’-three. that ain’t “old” – that’s DIRT ROAD VINTAGE 🚜💨

my pussy’s been eatin’ dicks since before u knew what a boner was. still drools like a broken faucet every time I see a nice thick cock. 💧🍆

u think some 22yo tiktok baby knows how to take it RAW? HA. they still cry when u slap their ass too hard. fuckin’ adorable. 😂

me? I been swallowin’ n gettin’ split open since u were wankin’ to pokemon cards, kid. 👅💦

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lemme tell u a lil story – shit that happened LITERALLY YESTERDAY. 👇

so this cute delivery dude from the thai spot – the one who always writes “😘” on the receipt – finally brings my food up himself after I “accidentally” buzz him in naked. 😏

I open the door wearin’ nothin but oversize t-shirt. he drops the pad thai. I drop to my knees right there on the dirty carpet.

sucked him so nasty his legs buckled – him leanin’ against my doorframe whisperin’ “holy shit holy shit” like a little bitch. then I bent over my own couch armrest n let him drill my ass RAW while he kept apologizin’ for bein’ too quick. he wasn’t. motherfucker lasted 5 minutes. I gave him a five-star review wit a xx pic. 🍑💥

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SO HERE’S HOW THE MESSY SHIT GOES – NO RULES, JUST MY MOOD:

👉 u wanna shove that thing down my throat till I puke a lil n slobber all over your balls? hell yes. I’ll deepthroat u like a fuckin' snake eatin’ a rat. 🤢🍆💦

👉 u wanna eat my old wet cunt from the back till I scream so loud my cat hides? bring a towel, bitch – I flood like a busted pipe. 🌊👅💧

👉 u wanna 69 till we both forget what year it is? get down here n let me sit on your face while I choke on your dick. perfect fuckin’ chaos. 😜🔄

👉 u wanna fuck me NAT – NO RUBBER – RAW AS A STREET FIGHT?? yeah u do. my pussy’s been around long enough – no pills needed. just dump that load deep inside every hole I got. yes, that includes my ass, dumbass. 🍑💦

👉 u wanna cum on my tits? my face? my saggy grandma belly? go ahead, Picasso. paint me like one of ur dirty dreams. 🎨💦

👉 u wanna bring a friend? double the cock, double the fun. just don’t expect me to remember either of ur names by the time I kick u out. 🤷🏻‍♀️👬

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lemme paint u a dirty picture, since ur brain’s tiny:

u knock. door swings open. I don’t say hi. I grab ur belt n yank u inside like ur a fuckin’ donkey. 🚪🫏

u’re on my bed before u can blink. pants gone. I’m already suckin’ ur dick like it’s my last meal n I’m on death row. 💀👅

then I flip over – ass up, face down – n tell u to eat my cunt like a starvin’ dog. u don’t stop till my legs shake n I call u daddy. 🐶🍑

then I ride u. my old tits slappin’ ur chin. u hold on or u fly off – I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🏍️💥

I’ll whisper nasty shit in ur ear. call u a good boy. call u a filthy pig. whatever makes u blow that load all over my wrinkled hands. 🫦💦

u wanna finish on my lips? my laugh lines? my gray hair? be my guest. I’ll lick myself clean just to watch ur stupid face. 😛

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💬 ONE MORE THING – I AIN’T UR MOMMY OR UR THERAPIST.

I’m here to get fucked raw, then kick ur ass out so I can nap in my own wet spot. 😴

so DON’T FUCKIN’ CALL ME. I won’t pick up. probably got some other dude’s dick in my mouth or buried in my ass. 📵👄🍆

TEXT ME. like a civilized little pervert. ✉️

I’ll hit u back when I’m done ruinin’ the guy before u. maybe ur next. maybe u’ll jerk off alone tonight like a loser. 🤷🏻‍♀️😘

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💰 PAYMENT SHIT – LISTEN UP CUZ I AIN’T UR BANK:

CASH 💵 – fold it nice n leave it on the table like a good little slut-boy.

PAYID – INSTANT ONLY ⚡

if that shit says “pending” or “delayed” or “lemme check my wallet” – I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🚫⏳

it gets ignored. deleted. laughed at while I finger myself.

I ain’t got time for ur broke-ass games. my cunt ain’t a fuckin’ layaway plan. 💀

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Indah

43 years of dirty. still the nastiest MILF u’ll ever forget – if ur lucky enough to get in. 😈👵💦

From Tuesday 30th June - 3rd July I can do outcall anytime and for incall I only work night time from 7:30pm until late

I offer premium experience from house, genuine conversation and physical touch to each other.

I do enjoy and appreciate my chosen job as an independent escort as I understand how to please and taking care a client especially those who appreciate me.

Let me fulfil your physical desire, fantasy in bed and quality companionship.

With my cute face, magic mouth, big boobs with tight pussy and ass, I am 100% sure that you will keep coming back for more.

Anne here, 23yrs old venezuela/ spanish/filipino background. I am clean, hygienic, fit and into fitness with healthy lifestyle.

I specialise happy ending and companionship, designed to melt your stress away and make your heart happy. Leaving you completely relaxed and satisfied in all aspect. I am all yours and your girlfriend if you wish during our session and I will focus to you during our time together. 

•I DONT SMOKE • I DONT DRINK • I DONT USE DRUGS

I am happy to jump to do videocall via WhatsApp only before you visit me or if I visit you, feel free to videocall me at 0402298974 (same number).

FOR BOOKING & INQUIRIES

*Mention your name, proposal day and time and everything I need to know or I need to be aware of.

*For first time booking, txt only and I don’t answer calls to strangers, just leave a txt message and I will reply as soon as I can

From Tuesday 30th June - 3rd July I can do outcall anytime and for incall I only work night time from 7:30pm until late

WORKING HOURS

*Monday to Sunday

*9am to 9pm

*If I don’t reply either I am busy or I am not working

*There are days I don’t work or I finish early

*There are days I might work early or I might work late so always message me for booking inquiries

LOCATION

*Mt Druitt, 3 to 5 minutes drive from Mt Druitt station or 15 mins walk from station

*Parking Available in driveway of my house

 IN-CALL RATES

*$100 15 mins (sucking only)

*$150 30 mins (multiple shots)

*$200 1hr (multiple shots)

*Overnight stay can be negotiable

OUTCALL RATES

•$300 1hr + Return Transportation

*Overnight stay can be negotiable

OUTCALL SERVICES & REQUIREMENTS

* Client needs to provide my return uber or transport

* Advance downpayment via pay id for first time booking is a must to secure a booking. (non-negotiable)

OVERNIGHT BOOKING

My rate is depends if it’s incall or outcall overnight stay and for how long. Feel free to ask for my rate.

SERVICES

When you are with me, you will feel value and appreciated. I will make sure you are happy and satisfied during our time together.

*GF Experience with Full Service

*Sexual Body Massage (if requested)

*Intimate touching and Kissing (no extra charge)

*Fantasy Costumes (no extra charge)

*French Kiss (if requested)

*Eat me or 69

*CIM

*Strap on you (no extra charge)

*Cuddling each other

*BF/GF Experience for indoor or outdoor

*Natural sucking (if requested, no extra charge)

*Penetration in my pussy (condom required)

*Penetration in my ass, (condom required, no extra charge)

*Spa together in bathtub (no extra charge)

*We can play anywhere in the house (night time only)

*Any request or extra , just let me know I might able to do it (no extra charge)

 GENERAL INFORMATION

* Independent Escort (no agent and no agency)

* Verified Profile & Videocall is available

* Complementary water

* Luxury House

* Fantasy Room, Bar, Shower & Spa

* I am clean and get tested regularly

* I don’t charge any extra, it’s all included

* Feel free to check my videos wearing my gym outfits

* All my photos and video's are not more than 3 months

* I preferred cash payment. However, I do accept pay-id.

OTHER SERVICES

• I offer GF experience for indoor and outdoor

• I offer companionship travel

• I offer meal or movie companion indoor/outdoor

• I offer cuddle companion

HOW TO BE PRIORITY FOR BOOKING

 Return Clients

*Clients i have worked with before will receive priority when scheduling new appointments.

For New Clients

*Appointments for new clients are tentative until confirmed. To secure a tentative time slot, I offer the option to pay in advance via PAYID. Advance payment will guarantee your booking and move it to a confirmed status.

Confirmation & Availability

*Please note that all booking are subject to my availability. I may occasionally be unavailable due to factors like being another client, personal commitments, or i’m resting. I appreciate your understanding.

WHAT MAKES ME SMILE AND EXCITED 😃

*Foods🥗

*Flowers 🌹

*Teddy Bear 🧸

*Shopping 🛍️

*Cuddles 🤗

*Gym 🤸‍♀️

*Sleeping 🛌

I am here for quality service for sexual satisfaction and companionship that you have been looking for.

My only happiness and goal when I am working is to make my client relax, happy and satisfied while we are together. When my client is happy and satisfied I am happy and satisfied.

I am being told so many times that I am too good to be true and why I don’t charge extra. Well, I am a real person with sexy figure. You can always videocall me before you book me if wish. I don’t charge extra because I am already happy in my rate and my income. It’s not always about the money 😘.

Feel free to ask for any request or questions.

I am looking forward for our relaxing time together with a happy ending.

Cheers,

Anne

Address: 4/156 Queen st St Mary

Phone: 0452 646 168

7 days a week

from 9:30 am till 7:30 pm

St Mary area?Looking for a private escape in the

I’m your sensual little secret – soft lips, silky skin, and a playful body ready to give you an unforgettable experience. Let me help you relax, unwind, and indulge in pure pleasure.

 Premium Erotic Services Include:

• Luxurious full-body massage with sensual, lingering touches

• Body-to-body oil massage (naked sliding for ultimate intimacy)

• Slow, teasing hand finish

• Intimate body contact with deep, irresistible teasing

• GFE – girlfriend experience: cuddles, eye contact, soft kissing

• Sensual body kissing and mutual touching

• 69 position (available with generous tip)

• Playful doggy-style teasing (with lingerie on)

• Light domination & submission play (tie and tease)

• Soft whispers and erotic moaning to heighten your pleasure

• Hot towel finish & shower available

• Clean, discreet, and private location

• Open-minded and happy to discuss special requests

 Rates:

30 mins – $50

45 mins – $60

60 mins – $70

Extras available upon request – treat me well and I’ll make your fantasies unforgettable.

Easy Parking

Available daily – text to book your privat

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Hi guys !

I’m Mina, I’m lovely funny person/ playful. 🎉 PARTY 🎈PARTY BEST HERE

You deserve only the best, so we do make sure you enjoy a massage that incorporates a sensual beginning as well as a very happy ending.

I’m don’t miss . SMS me now for booking :0450293977.

I’m from Japan girl mix .very good company for you. Sweet girls. 25yo. 163cm / E cup. Smooth soft skin. Good English.( I live with my girl friend ). Just got here Wyong

Hope can see you soon. No doubt

Short time $120. 15mins30 mins 45/$200 1h/250

One hr full service $300

PARTY $350 one hrs : 3 hrs $850 / 5 hrs 1150. Overnight 10 hrs $2100

Full service with massage / B2B lip kiss bj Sex . Bbbj extra DFK extra ( Natural)

 S

ms now 

04050293977

Yo. I’m Mei. 👋

45 years old. Yeah, that’s right – half a century of dirty wisdom packed into a body that still makes boys cry n’ men beg. 🍑💋

Don’t expect no fancy lady bullshit from me. I ain’t here to sip tea n’ talk feelings. I’m here to fuckin’ devour u – then kick ur sorry ass out so I can nap. 😴

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Lemme tell u somethin’ that happened 2 months ago – cuz this is the energy u get with me:

JAN heatwave from hell, my AC’s been dead for three days. Sweat’s drippin’ off my tits like a leaky faucet. This lanky repair dude shows up – armpits lookin’ like two wet raccoons. I answer the door in a soaked-ass tank top (no bra, obviously) n’ a thong that’s basically a fuckin’ dental floss challenge. 🥵

He’s tryna act professional, checkin’ the thermostat. But I’m leanin’ over him – my sweat’s literally ploppin’ onto his tool belt. He’s turnin’ red like a tomato. Finally he just SNAPS – shoves me onto the couch, rips my panties off with his teeth (yeah, the dude’s got skills). Then he gives me the messiest, wettest, loudest head of my entire damn life. I’m screamin’ so hard my neighbor texts “u ok?” – bitch I’m FANTASTIC. 🤪

After I came three times from his tongue alone, he wraps his shit up (cuz I ain’t stupid) n’ takes me missionary while the dead fan spins above us like a useless ceiling jewelry. I come two more times. He fixed the AC after. Barely. 😂

That’s the kinda wild shit u get when u call me. Not some starfish deadfish.

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I ain’t gonna pretend I’m a “graceful lady” – nah. I’m that 45yo MILF who knows exactly where ur dick wants to be before u do. 💅

I’ll ride u like a stolen Harley – bounce on that cock till u see stars n’ beg me to slow down (I won’t). Or bend u over my couch n’ make u watch yourself in the mirror while I take what I want. 🛋️💦

Wanna shove my face into the mattress n’ pound me from behind? Go ahead – but don’t cry when u can’t walk straight after.

Wanna lay back n’ let me do all the work? Fine by me – I’ll drain every drop n’ leave u twitchin’.

I love havin’ a wet face – so if u got a tongue, use it. I’ll grind on ur mouth ‘til my legs shake. 😛

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💰 Payment – don’t waste my time:

Cash 💵 or PAYID (instant only – if it says “pending” or “delayed” I’m ghostin’ ur ass. No joke.)

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📱 Hit me up by TEXT only.

I ain’t answerin’ calls while I’m busy gettin’ my back blown out by some other lucky bastard. I’ll text u back when I’m done – could be 5 mins, could be 5 hours. Deal with it. 😘

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I’m Indepent , Private. Discreet? Yeah, sure – but also loud as fuck if u do it right.

Come over or don’t. I really don’t give a shit. But if u do… bring water. U gonna need it. 💧

– Mei 🦊

The 45yo chaos u didn’t know u needed