Ashtonfield Escorts & Adult Services

Hi,

Once you're steaming with desire, I want to own you as I drop to my knees,

opening my full lips and wrapping them around you. I want you to look deep into my bewitching, come fuck me eyes as I please you, giving you head you've only ever fantasied about.

I can’t wait to get down and dirty with you Although I am a naughty little firecracker, I am also a kind and compassionate lover; your very own confidential confidante.

I love to make you feel at ease and to feel special. I want to fulfil your wildest fantasy. Lifes too short to always do the right thing. Lets do the wrong thing, together. If you're looking to make a dirty little secret, then let's make it a memorable together...

My full service rates are

$150-30mins

$200-45mins

$250-60mins

Im adorably playful and naturally sexy which combined with my cheeky personality guarantees I’ll put you at complete tease... whoops! I meant ease… hehe. 

I offer discreet GFE escort services so bring me your most wicked fantasies please! My focus is to excitedly tease and please you, I’ll also warn you that I can be very naughty and may need a little spank from time to time. I’m vibrant, energetic and full of mischievous delight when our time turns more intimate, I want to satisfy you completely, and so put every last bit of my energy into achieving this.

🔸🔸AVAILABLE NOW FOR INCALLS and Outcalls

TEXT/CALL on my NEW NUMBER 0478591278

I have an extremely cheeky personality, wicked sense of humour, am fun loving, relaxed and enjoy a party occasionally. I adore flirting, teasing and thrive on interesting conversation, silly banter and funny moments. I’m also a great listener and if you seek to spend time with someone who can hold a genuinely intellectual conversation - then look no further,

0478 591 278

Hi! I'm Vanilla Super sweet with a little bit of zing!

The moment your set your eyes upon my body you will be speechless (don't let my size fool you, I have the heart of a tiger!).

I am extremely energetic, bubbly and eager to please! 

I provide an incredibly intense, passionate and unrushed experience that will leave you begging for more (I promise, I will be your new addiction ;))

I'm also professionally trained in Thai Massage and I can provide a sensual massage so deep that I touch your soul if you just want to relax, and be taken to another, euphoric world.

You will yearn for the feeling of my soft, tanned, angelic skin against yours.

When we are together, my attention is 100% on you, I'm not watching clocks and I am often quite generous with my time if we are having fun.

Pls call or txt me on 0403795918 with your preferred service, time and duration :)

I do not provide Anal, please do not ask :)       

 Prices: full service

30 minutes: $200

45 minutes: $250

60 minutes: $300                                       VIP 🐉Dragon service🔥

-BBBJ

-CIM

-69

-Lip kiss

-Touching

-Variety position of sex

-Strap on

-Shower together 

-Girlfriend experience

$350-30mins

$400-45mins

$450-60mins                         

Extras available (we can discuss in person)

Thank you

I am an independent mature escort Hey Guys, Animal in Bed and Real babe Cum slut!! I will suck you dry! Even though I'm an animal in bed, outside you'll find me sweet and extremely humble.

My eyes sparkle as I seduce you. I am a sexy girl and I know how to please a man. With lots of passionate touches, I provide a genuine sensual experience.

Enjoy my smooth legs and natural titties. Don't miss out on an unforgettable experience for me.

All my ads are placed no further than a short drive away from my location.

‼️‼️Please read my ad carefully‼️‼️

My photos are recent, real and verified.

🚫NO PAYID OR BANK TRANSFERS

🚫NO NATURAL SERVICES

🚫NO OUTCALLS

Shower facilities included (and required) and discreet street parking is available. 

⬇️⬇️⬇️SERVICES:⬇️⬇️⬇️

Blow and go-

$150/10 MINS

Covered blowjob only

🍆GFE: Standard Full Service Experience 🍆

$200/15 MINS

$250/30 MINS

$350/45 MINS

$400/60 MINS

Sex in multiple positions, covered blowjob, light kissing, cuddling, COB, rimming on me, mutual oral, Spanish, sexy lingerie and 69.

PSE: Naughty, Rough+Sexy Full Service Experience⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

$300/15 MINS

$350/30 MINS

$450/45 MINS

$500/60 MINS

Multiple shots, Sex in many positions, role play and outfit requests, hair pulling, light BDSM, dirty talk, spanking, light choking, cum on body, covered blow job, spanish, face sitting/riding, domination on you, foot fetish, 69, deep throat, toy play, rimming on me/ass worship, ball busting, spitting (on you), sloppy BJs (covered) 

outfit requests available:

School girl, MILF experience, Naughty secretary, nurse, cheerleader, Activewear, Girl Next Door, Stripper chic, Super Slut. 

-FETISH + MISTRESS DOMINATION SERVICE AVAILABLE AT AN EXTRA COST WHEN BOOKING PSE ONLY (enquire for pricing)

MASSAGE:💆‍♂️

(erotic massage with hand relief)

$200 for 30 mins

$230 for 45 mins

+$50 extra for completely nude massage

+$50 CBJ (I don’t offer natural!)

All Service Extras:‼️‼️‼️‼️

$50 cum on face 

$100 Golden Shower (on you) 

$50 Panty + Sock purchase 🩲🧦

❗️Multi shots in hour + PSE bookings❗️

📱📱ONLINE SERVICES:

All online services paid via Beem ONLY

🚫 NO videos

🚫NO calls

🚫NO FaceTime 

🚫NO payid

Sexting -

•$50/10 MINS(paid via BEEM app ONLY) 

This includes: Dirty talk sexting (no videos no FaceTime)

Audio Sex Story-

$50 for x1 pre-recorded fantasy story

Rate Your 🍆🍆-

1. Honest Dick Review
2. Small Penis Humiliation (SPH) review

$25 for 3 images and I will supply a lengthy paragraph rating

I will gladly give unadulterated, unbiased + honest opinion. As an escort I’ve seen 1000s of penises and have extensive knowledge and skill.

—If it’s something you’re seeking I can also give advice on sexual positions along with providing hygiene advice and anatomy information.

💦💦💦ABOUT ME:💦💦

I’m Aussie born, Samoan + Armenian Background,  Tyler (0415806804)

❗️—(I don’t offer natural or bbbj, no I’m not doing it “just for you”. No I don’t offer it as an extra, you don’t need to double check or “try your luck” save yourself the embarrassment and don’t ask)❗️

•If I’m busy and can’t get back to you right away, please leave a message and I will text as soon as I am available. Your text is important to me.

•I do not work in the early hours of 11pm-8am, I will not respond to messages sent during this time.

Come and escape the everyday into my lavishly comfortable, private haven and dive into my natural G cup tits. I’m extremely well travelled and educated, sun kissed brown skin, size 14-16 with a tiny waist and a natural fat ass. 

I can't wait to share with you the ultimate in sensual relaxation and relief, it makes me excited just thinking about it. Nothing turns me on more than seeing a man orgasm with me.

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New girl in the city looking for some hard sex experience and some excitement. If you want to experience have the most amazing sex, call me

and meet me anytime.

I will give you the best sex you can ever have, and I can ride you like you've never experienced before. I will make you bite my nipple and do what you want to satisfy your horny side.

You'll have the greatest day of your life with me, so what are you waiting for? I'm waiting for you, come and experience my horny and kinky side and I'll rock your hard dick until you cum.

Hello darling,

My name is Parry, 35 year old Thai lady.

Looking for fun and sexy time in Lithgow? I give you the best full body massage that will have you coming again and again.

Will spoil you and look after all your needs

Book now for a truly memorable time

DON'T MISS THIS OPPORTUNITY

158 Moulder st Orange NSW

We have a variety of ladies to meet your every fantasy. With a diverse range of ages, looks and physical features, personalities, ideas and specialties – you will find one best for you. Call or come in and meet some of our ladies

The Gateway Club has been established for over 27 years and is the only 5 star Gentleman’s Club in Orange.

Conveniently located just minutes from Orange’s CBD, we are easily accessible however in a discreet area.

Inside, our friendly, professional staff will welcome you through to one of our softly lit lounge areas. Here you while you meet some of the most seductive, passionate ladies that will fulfil your every expectations and more…

158 Moulder st Orange

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********* Location: 8 Kirkcaldy Street, Bathurst NSW 2795 **********

❤❤ Phone: 0493 770 706

• FULL SERVICE Special
• 30 mins - $100
• 60 mins - $150

All Gentleman, we are the men’s paradise, legal brothel and high-quality girls in Bathurst!

- We have the Hottest Selection Sexy and Hot young girls providing excellent service! 

- Come and meet the hot and sexy beautiful and pretty young Asian Angels for the most sensual and relaxing services. Please do not waste any time, come now, and enjoy.

❤❤ Will empty your balls, will melt your cock....

********* Location: 8 Kirkcaldy Street, Bathurst NSW 2795 **********

❤ The largest Bathurst Men’s Paradise, Men pleasure machines are here!!

❤ Please call our lovely receptionists on: 0493 770 706 for daily roster.

❤ All of our rooms are air-conditioned, Hygiene, clean and comfortable, we know what satisfy the client most and carefully hand selected girls to work at our place.

❤ Our services:

Passion and horny girls, Kiss and hug, erotic massage, body rub and slip, French, interactive 69, Spanish, deep BBBJ, CIM, multiple locations, some extra fantasy and natural services, extra natural service is COB, GFE and more….

❤ OUR GIRLS: Amanda, Mary, Cindy, Lisa, Angela, Coco, Mei, Monica, Lucky, Lily, Cindy, Emily, Eva, and more……

❤ We open 24 hours, daily.

- We offer a fun, safe and sexy services in our luxury rooms.

•  Walk-ins are most welcome, just drop by any time.

❤❤ Phone: 0493 770 706

❤❤ Location: 8 Kirkcaldy Street, Bathurst NSW 2795

Corner of Vale Road, Near Bedwells Feed Barn and Saddlery, next to ACM Mechanical.

Hello sweetheart, my name is yuki, i’m come from Thailand , I’m a new girl ready to give the best of myself, excited to meet new people and explore new horizons.

I am what you’ve always dreamed of and desired. I love passionate your caresses, you’ll make me feel truly cherished. My mind is very open, and I’m sure that with my experience, I’ll help you fulfill all your fantasies. 

Above all, I promise that with me, you’ll have a wonderful and unforgettable experience. I can meet you at any hotel you choose or in my place —just let me know where and when you’d like to see me, and with just 30 minutes’ notice, I’ll drive you wild.My tongue can take you wherever you want to go.

So don’t hesitate! I’m the best choice in this amazing city. call or send a message to my phone 0426907882, and I’ll get back to you as soon as possible.

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LEPPINGTON - THURSDAY & FRIDAY

***PLEASE FOLLOW THE CLEAR INSTRUCTIONS BELOW ON HOW TO CONTACT ME/BOOK OTHERWISE YOU WILL NOT RECEIVE A RESPONSE***

A photo of your ID is required in order for me to accept your booking. This is a non negotiable. This is purely for my own safety and will be handled with complete discretion and confidentiality. I respectfully ask that you do not contact me if you are not comfortable providing an ID 🩷

When contacting me, please be respectful and ensure you have read my ad. I reserve my time for kind, well mannered, respectful clients. I will not respond to texts such as “hi” or “available?”. Text only. NO PHONE CALLS. Phone calls will be diverted to voicemail. If you do not take the time to read my ad properly, you will not receive a response from me.

💫SERVICES💫

Standard service: Covered BJ - Full Service 

• 30 mins- $400
• 45 mins - $550
• 60 mins- $700

GFE: Covered BJ - Passionate Kissing - Cuddling and Touching - Massage - Mutual Oral - COB - Multiple Shots - 69 - Variety of Positions 

• 30 mins- $500
• 45 mins- $650
• 60 mins- $800

PLEASE NOTE:

I do not offer rough play such as spanking, hair pulling, spitting, slapping, choking etc. My approach is sensual rather than pornstar. I do not offer a pornstar experience.

To ensure our time together, please message me with the following information on 0423 080 261 - NO CALLS. (I will not respond to messages without this information):

Name:

Age:

Time of booking:

Length of booking: 

Service:

Extras (if applicable): 

If you haven’t met me yet, you are truly missing out x 

Lots of love,

Samantha 💋

hey dumbass. yeah YOU wit the shaky hands. 👇

I’m 43. forty-fuckin’-three. that ain’t “old” – that’s DIRT ROAD VINTAGE 🚜💨

my pussy’s been eatin’ dicks since before u knew what a boner was. still drools like a broken faucet every time I see a nice thick cock. 💧🍆

u think some 22yo tiktok baby knows how to take it RAW? HA. they still cry when u slap their ass too hard. fuckin’ adorable. 😂

me? I been swallowin’ n gettin’ split open since u were wankin’ to pokemon cards, kid. 👅💦

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lemme tell u a lil story – shit that happened LITERALLY YESTERDAY. 👇

so this cute delivery dude from the thai spot – the one who always writes “😘” on the receipt – finally brings my food up himself after I “accidentally” buzz him in naked. 😏

I open the door wearin’ nothin but oversize t-shirt. he drops the pad thai. I drop to my knees right there on the dirty carpet.

sucked him so nasty his legs buckled – him leanin’ against my doorframe whisperin’ “holy shit holy shit” like a little bitch. then I bent over my own couch armrest n let him drill my ass RAW while he kept apologizin’ for bein’ too quick. he wasn’t. motherfucker lasted 5 minutes. I gave him a five-star review wit a xx pic. 🍑💥

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SO HERE’S HOW THE MESSY SHIT GOES – NO RULES, JUST MY MOOD:

👉 u wanna shove that thing down my throat till I puke a lil n slobber all over your balls? hell yes. I’ll deepthroat u like a fuckin' snake eatin’ a rat. 🤢🍆💦

👉 u wanna eat my old wet cunt from the back till I scream so loud my cat hides? bring a towel, bitch – I flood like a busted pipe. 🌊👅💧

👉 u wanna 69 till we both forget what year it is? get down here n let me sit on your face while I choke on your dick. perfect fuckin’ chaos. 😜🔄

👉 u wanna fuck me NAT – NO RUBBER – RAW AS A STREET FIGHT?? yeah u do. my pussy’s been around long enough – no pills needed. just dump that load deep inside every hole I got. yes, that includes my ass, dumbass. 🍑💦

👉 u wanna cum on my tits? my face? my saggy grandma belly? go ahead, Picasso. paint me like one of ur dirty dreams. 🎨💦

👉 u wanna bring a friend? double the cock, double the fun. just don’t expect me to remember either of ur names by the time I kick u out. 🤷🏻‍♀️👬

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lemme paint u a dirty picture, since ur brain’s tiny:

u knock. door swings open. I don’t say hi. I grab ur belt n yank u inside like ur a fuckin’ donkey. 🚪🫏

u’re on my bed before u can blink. pants gone. I’m already suckin’ ur dick like it’s my last meal n I’m on death row. 💀👅

then I flip over – ass up, face down – n tell u to eat my cunt like a starvin’ dog. u don’t stop till my legs shake n I call u daddy. 🐶🍑

then I ride u. my old tits slappin’ ur chin. u hold on or u fly off – I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🏍️💥

I’ll whisper nasty shit in ur ear. call u a good boy. call u a filthy pig. whatever makes u blow that load all over my wrinkled hands. 🫦💦

u wanna finish on my lips? my laugh lines? my gray hair? be my guest. I’ll lick myself clean just to watch ur stupid face. 😛

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💬 ONE MORE THING – I AIN’T UR MOMMY OR UR THERAPIST.

I’m here to get fucked raw, then kick ur ass out so I can nap in my own wet spot. 😴

so DON’T FUCKIN’ CALL ME. I won’t pick up. probably got some other dude’s dick in my mouth or buried in my ass. 📵👄🍆

TEXT ME. like a civilized little pervert. ✉️

I’ll hit u back when I’m done ruinin’ the guy before u. maybe ur next. maybe u’ll jerk off alone tonight like a loser. 🤷🏻‍♀️😘

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💰 PAYMENT SHIT – LISTEN UP CUZ I AIN’T UR BANK:

CASH 💵 – fold it nice n leave it on the table like a good little slut-boy.

PAYID – INSTANT ONLY ⚡

if that shit says “pending” or “delayed” or “lemme check my wallet” – I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🚫⏳

it gets ignored. deleted. laughed at while I finger myself.

I ain’t got time for ur broke-ass games. my cunt ain’t a fuckin’ layaway plan. 💀

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Indah

43 years of dirty. still the nastiest MILF u’ll ever forget – if ur lucky enough to get in. 😈👵💦

**Booked out until Monday**

My Potts Point incall will permanently close on 5 September. From then onward, I will be touring only.

Incall Rates


30 min: $500

1 hour: $800

Please visit my website or rates section for additional durations.

True un-rushed girlfriend experience: DFK, teasing, 69, DATY, BJ, COB, multiple positions, MSOG, anal play/toys/rimming on me, light spanking, sexy lingerie, sexy shower for two.

Outcalls (CBD Hotels) +$100

GFE Double with Marnie – 1 hour $1600 (Sydney)

Natural caucasian beauty, real hair, tiny size 6, perky breasts, soft ass, warm personality.

Please visit my website to learn more about me.

Heavily reviewed – Google “Grace Kennedy escort”

Genuine booking enquiries only

Please include:

Name

Ethnicity

Age

City

Preferred date & duration

A $100 Beemit deposit is required to secure all new bookings. Regulars are exempt. Please be deposit ready when making your enquiry.

Beemit: @gracekennedy1

Reference: Your name & Date

I book out quickly, advance bookings are recommended.

Payment: Beemit deposit, cash balance. No PayID or bank transfers.

Please Respect: No haggling • No 15 min • No natural/anal/PSE • No drugs/alcohol • No photos/calls • Unavailable after 8pm

Health and privacy are taken very seriously.

Grace x

Socials:

Bluesky: @thegracekennedy

Instagram: @thegracekennedy1

OnlyFans: @thegracekennedy

Website: www.thegracekennedy.com

Hello gentlemen,

❤️**INCALL SPECIAL~(2 hours special package)

1 Hour GFE full service with 1 Hour Sensual NURU massage JUST ❤$550❤

Please allowed me to do a short introduce of myself.

I am Emily, 23 years old.

I am DD cup , long hair and slim nice body xxoo

 **Please do understand that all my photos are not showing face due to my privacy reason**

Please text me for booking---

0481 339 603

I am a private independent escort who just start lately, I am a lady that always feeling horny. So I will not rush during our time. We will go slowly and passionately xx

Here is my price list

[Please do not negotiate because my service is worth it!!]

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Full GFE Safe sex service

$130 for 15/20mins

$150 for 30mins

$200 for 45mins

$250 for 60mins

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Massage with Happy ending(Hj), Prostate massage/P-spot Massage:

$130 / 30mins

$180 / 45mins

$200/ 60mins

❤️~WET Nuru Massage w/happy ending/ P-spot happy ending or prostate service :

$250 45 minutes

$300 60 minutes

What is a Japanese Nuru massage?

**Originating in Japan, Nuru massage is a sexually arousing activity, whereby the masseuse and person experiencing the massage are covered in a special gel.

The masseuse uses their body to massage the client with extreme physical contact, creating intense sensations that are fantastic for many reasons. The special Nuru gel used during this incredible experience, as well as receiving sexual pleasure, Nuru is a type of tantric massage that has amazing benefits for your health and wellness.

NO NATURAL AND ANAL SEX AT ANY TIME.

So if you wish to have a break to treat yourself, or relieve some stress with a beautiful host, I would love to be your playmate. Let my tight young body show you real pleasure.

Don't miss out We can have lots of crazy and fun 69, Ball licking, sucking, rimming on me,

touching sensual body time in BED 100% unforgettable & Horniest GFE you will ever experience~

❤️~ Prostate Massage

❤️ ~ Variety of Positions with you

❤️ ~ Lets Shower together

❤️ ~ Role PLay

❤️ ~ MUTUAL ORAL/69

**No Anal /Greek(Please don't ask)**

ABOUT ME

I am wild, passionate and sensual. I am open minded, non judgemental, out of the box and seriously enjoy sex. My body is highly responsive, kiss, touch and taste to make me orgasm over and over. My greatest turn on is how much I can turn you on.

My service is very personal, intimate and erotic. I am tri- sexual, try everything once, twice and thrice incase I like it!

I am definately not submissive and even though I fuck like a dirty little slut, I do not like being called one. I am not a star fish, I like to take the lead and enjoy give and take. My sessions are about mutual pleasure and satisfaction and the more turned on I am the wilder the sex 😜

I love everything to do with sex, I always have and I know how to please. All my reviews are genuine, word for word from my clients.

HOW TO BOOK

To book send me a text with your name, the service you are interested in, how long you want to play for and when. I don't answer the phone during my sessions so please text first. Happy to video chat prior to the booking so you know that I am real, I look exactly like my pictures and videos.

CAMPBELLTOWN

• Incall is Woodbine (Campbelltown)
• If booking before 3pm then book the day prior if possible
• Usually need 2 hours notice
• Please text, I don’t answer calls

ONLYFANS

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DOUBLES BOOKINGS

I regularly work with the very sexy Sara, Also known as Aussiebabe4fun. Pricing depends on what service you want to book, though as a general rule of thumb, it’s double my rate plus travel costs.

https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/NSW/Picton/Independent/aussiebabe4fun/

Bookings need to be made in advance and depend on availability. There is a minimum $50 deposit required to cover travel and logistics.

I’m happy to work with other escorts as well.

AVOID GETTING SCAMMED

I've been working as an escort for 4 years now and have had many clients tell me of terrible experiences they had previously with other escorts, being deceived because the ad and escort do not match at all and paying deposits only to arrive at a vacant address.

• Before booking an escort from any site google the phone number, you will be able to see if they are advertising as available now on different sites and in different states.
• Escorts receive a lot of fake booking requests for incalls and outcalls so it is fair for them to request a deposit if you are booking for an extended period of time, in advance or a particular service that requires preparation or an outcall.
• Deposits should reasonable, as a rule of thumb anything over $50 to $100 an hour as a deposit is most likely a scam.
• Report any fraud to the site, generally the ad is taken down quickly by reputable sites. The longer an ad is online the more likely it is genuine.

I know that this is an ad and I can claim whatever I like. It's up to you to take the gamble, though if you do it will be one of the best sexual experiences of your life.

👋 sup fucker. i’m Shu. 27. Chinese. came here on a working holiday dreamin big... but life slapped me in the face then fucked me sideways.

long story short — farm boy sweet-talked me, we started a lil biz, then he ghosted with every last cent. debt goblins back home? they don't give a shit about my feelings. so here i am. doin what i gotta. fast. dirty. on my own terms.

✨ this ain't no sob story. this is me takin the wheel n drivin off a cliff. fun, right?

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🛏 WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS WHEN U SHOW UP?

i open the door. maybe in a tiny ass towel. maybe already half naked. depends how long u made me wait.

we don't do that fake “how was ur day” crap. u wanna talk? talk with ur hands on my tits.

i'll push u on the bed. rip ur pants off. suck u like a lollipop that owes me money. then i'll climb on top n ride u like a stolen scooter — fast, loud, n a lil dangerous.

i love bouncing on that dick til u see stars. or til u cry. either way i'm not stoppin. we can flip it around. doggy against the mirror. bend me over the sink. throw me on the couch. i got energy for days, baby. i'm 25 not 55.

i'll milk every drop outta u. then maybe go for round two if u ain't a quitter.

i bite. i scratch. i talk dirty in broken english. n i will laugh if u cum too fast. deal with it.

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💬 TEXT ME IF...

u want a messy, sweaty, no-bullshit time with a young asian trashbag like me

ur stressed n need to empty ur balls (n maybe ur mind)

u can handle a girl who talks back n fucks forward

🚫 DON'T TEXT IF...

u need romance n candles. wrong address, grandpa.

u wanna “just chat”. i ain't siri.

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✅ SHIT I'M DOWN FOR (most of it anyway):

kissin n bitin

takin my clothes off real slow (or real fast, depends if ur hot)

suckin, lickin(if ur clean)

fuckin in every position u can spell

multiple rounds til one of us passes out

my place. messy but private.

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📞 READ THE FUCKIN RULES CUZ I WON'T REPEAT:

NO calls unless u wanna hear my voicemail sayin “fuck off” — seriously, text me.

i'll reply when i'm not busy gettin my blown out by some other random. could be 5 mins, could be 2 hours. patience is a virtue, dickhead.

👉🏻 TEXT ME: 0478 520 471 (or don't. idgaf.)

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💰 PAYMENT SHIT (yeah i ain't no dinosaur):

cash works.

PAYID (instant only — delayed or pending transfers? nah. don't even try.)

crypto also works. ask me.

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👋 so... u gonna text or just sit there jerkin off to my words?

i'm waitin. but not for long. 😘💋