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The Vanilla Thriller! sick of all the fake, far fetched or over promised ads?! if you agree that good intimacy doesn’t need to be over the top, kinky, fake, or fully scripted like a porno, then I am the girl for you. No fetishes, no bullshit, no weird stuff. No need to role play a wildly unrealistic scenario or put on a fake persona, I’ll make you feel genuinely welcome, I don’t pretend to be someone I’m not, and you shouldn’t either. Let’s just enjoy how great some real human connection can be, with an unforgettable girlfriend experience.
TWITTER (X): https://x.com/6inchminx/
ONLY FANS: https://onlyfans.com/azaleaminxx
SNAPCHAT: @xxx_azaleah - I do not accept bookings via Snapchat, nor can I discuss anything on there, as it goes against their rules. My Snapchat is simply a form of verification that I am a legitimate profile. I am unable to respond to messages about bookings on snap.
A Z A L E A (pronounced ahh-zay-lee-uhh)
German, Welsh & English heritage, born & raised in Australia. Full figured, blonde haired, tatted up girl next door. A deliciously bouncy ass, juicy E cup bust, all natural no fillers, botox, all natural beauty 100% no bullshit! Also a chill easy going attitude, and cheeky sense of humour.
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IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO GET A REPLY FROM ME, please follow a similar format to the below and be sure that you have provided me with enough information to form a legitimate enquiry. 🫶🏽
your name:
booking date & time:
type of service:
appointment length:
incall or outcall:
your suburb:
Although not required, feel free to add your age, ethnicity & a photo if you’re comfortable doing so, it’s always nice to know more about who I’m talking to 💋
I WILL NOT RESPOND TO…
blocked numbers / natural, kink or anal requests / unsolicited dick pics / asking for discounts / “hi” / “send a pic” / “hey baby” / “what you doing” / “send address” / “available?” / “where are you” / “are you real” / “I’m horny” / “you up?” / “damn sexy” /
if reading that was annoying for you… imagine how annoying it is for me reading messages like that all day everyday… Respect goes a long way! Please speak to me politely if you’d like me to be polite to you.
PARTY BOOKINGS & OVERNIGHTS
I do not see extreme/hard drug users (meth, ghb, heroin etc.) these bookings are for more casual forms of recreational fun only. Want an extended booking where we have more time to chill, get to know each other, have some drinks and listen to music? Perfect if you are staying in a hotel and would like some company.
Virtual services - message me for pricing
• live video calls
• sexting sessions
• phone call sex
• live photo & video Snapchat sessions
• custom XXX photo & video packages via OnlyFans
• worn items for sale - includes sexy photos & videos of me wearing them / socks $75 / panties $100 / high heels $150
payment for all virtual services can ONLY be made via secure encrypted online eftpos (credit, debit, google/apple or Afterpay) - no bank transfers, Beemit or Pay ID payments are accepted
Sexy Australian
Meegan
25 years old
Australian
Transsexual
Contact number: 0405381233
Yes they’re my photos that is me!
I’m not a fake profile and I don’t use fake images to catfish you.
If you're looking for a fantasy girl
then I'm your girl. First time? No problem, I'm educated and experienced when it comes to making you feel comfortable and satisfied with our time together.
I don’t top but I get hard.
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Hi this is Bella, your new ts crush!
GYM Baddie
Hi Gentlemen,
I’m Sara. A little about me I love working out and keep my lifestyle super healthy. My physique is 34D, toned, hourglass figured with smooth silky skin. As a gym loving fitness enthusiast, I bring positive energy and a focus relaxation.
SERVICES
Massage rates:
What’s included in a service:
⭐️ Full body firm but gentle nude massage (not body slide)
⭐️ Hand relief
⭐️ Light body touch
EXTRAS:
Penis massage / Lingam massage with relief
This service is only focusing on the penis / lower body. During a lingam massage, the body parts that get massaged are the:
Please ask for rates from 30mins - 90 mins.
PLEASE NOTE: I do not offer any type of full service, gfe, pse, fantasy or toy play, no exceptions.
All pics are verified so don’t ask for more selfies. I will not be responding.
My service sessions are in a clean, comfortable, and private space, ensuring that you can fully unwind and rejuvenate. I use high-quality water dispersible, unscented massage oil as well as soothing music and ambient lighting, to enhance your overall massage experience. I performed all the massage sessions with a massage table not on a bed.
Whether you prefer a brief session or a longer appointment, I am happy to work with you.
BOOKING REQUIREMENTS
To make a booking please provide the following details:
I preferred text but if you would like to have a chat I can pick up when I can as I have a busy schedule either studying or working.
Everything you would like to discuss just write it on text. Anyone who texted with just a “Hi” will not be responded. Texting must be intentional for booking purposes only.
You will be greeted by me 👸🏻 (Your gym baddie) in my gym attire as it’s my niche or if you wish to me to wear a lingerie. Please mention upon booking request.
You will be block if you’re a time waster and canceling last minute.
I do not tolerate abusive or rude behaviour. So, please be respectful and kind.
NO PRICE BARGAINING - you will be blocked instantly
Payment method is CASH only.
I look forward to seeing you all 😍
Sara x
Bella Rae. British escort.
Hey guys, welcome to my page.
Im a British escort currently based in Sydney. I specialise mostly in GFE bookings but do offer some PSE services. I’m extremely friendly and warm and love to make my clients feel welcome.
I’m bisexual and also do a lot of couple bookings and also party bookings.
Incalls are held at my private residence where there is on street parking available near by. Location is in Alexandria right by Sydney Park.
To make a booking and for a full list of my service inclusions please text the following info:
Your age, incall or outcall, length of booking, date and time of booking. If it’s an outcall please also advise if it’s home or hotel and the location.
If you text without the information or just send a generic ‘hey, available now, hi etc’ I will not respond.
If you don’t have a specific time then just provide a time period you would like the booking for example ‘Anytime between 6pm-10pm’ not just ‘now or anytime’
** AVAILABLE FOR PARTY BOOKINGS 1HR + BOOKINGS ONLY**
I look forward to hearing from you x
Please see all Ts & Cs below (all of the boring - but important stuff)
Please Note. I do not take phone calls and I also won’t answer messages that do not include the following information: Your age, date/time or time frame of booking (not now, all day, today, tomorrow etc), length of booking and whether it’s an incall or outcall. If it’s an outcall please include the location. My incall is located in Alexandria by Sydney Park.
Preferred contact method:
SMS is my preferred contact method. I don’t take phone calls unless you’re a client I’ve seen prior.
I can sometimes be available at short notice but pre bookings are preferred. Even if it’s short notice I still require at least 40mins to get ready.
My rate is inclusive of all my services on my list however anything outside of DFK, oral both ways, cuddling and vaginal penetration must be requested beforehand.
I DO NOT OFFER BB PENETRATION OR ANAL SEX.
Allergy notice - please note I have bad hayfever and am extremely sensitive to certain perfumes. A little bit of scent is fine but please don’t come to your booking dosed in it. I do take anti histamines daily but I may have some form of sniffles especially if you’re seeing me not too long after my day has started and I’ve only just taken my anti histamine. I do provide deodorant etc in my bathroom but that is primarily for after your booking, please don’t cover yourself in it directly before your service.
If you have any allergies I need to be aware of such as perfume, latex etc please let me know at the time of booking. I can provide non latex condoms.
If you are more than 10mins late to your incall booking I may not be able to see you. If you’ve let me know in advance I will try to accommodate.
If you have paid a deposit and are late to the booking this is not refundable. If you cancel a booking after paying a deposit this is also not refundable.
For any bookings after 3pm that have been pre booked more than 2 days in advance I send out a confirmation text on the morning of the booking. This must be replied to at least 3hrs prior to your booking to confirm you are still coming. If you do not do this your booking will likely be cancelled and the deposit forfeited. For example if your booking is 4pm on a Wednesday you should confirm via text no later than 1pm on the Wednesday.
I do not take booking from people who know me in my personal life, have access to my real name/job etc, if you book me and choose not to disclose this and show up you will be turned away. If you paid a deposit this will be forfeited.
All deposits are non refundable if you cancel. I would obviously refund any deposit where I have had to cancel the booking. I require a deposit for ALL outcall bookings. Paid via Beem. The deposit is essentially a travel fee and will depend on the location of the booking.
Full payment is required on arrival. Time is reserved once booked and therefore no refund is given if you choose to leave the booking earlier than the time you booked for.
Any time extension must be paid at the time of extending not at the end of the booking.
If your message doesn’t include the required information then I will not be able to respond. It must include a DATE not today or tomorrow etc. If my phones been off for a couple of days all of my messages come through as the same day and time which is when my phone is switched back on.
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FLYING BACK TO PHILIPPINES 8 NOVEMBER 2026
I WILL BE BACK EARLY 2027 TO DOMINATE AND DRAIN YOUR BALLS & BANKS. 😘
You can reach me via Whatsapp, X, Insta or Snap so we can know each other before hand. If you do, you might be blessed with my newest videos.
💕 28 • Fresh CD • Currently transitioning
Femme Top Only
✈️ I love travelling, meeting fascinating people, and discovering the stories that make you unique
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👠 MY EXPERIENCES
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📩 Don’t just watch from the sidelines — message me NOW to discuss your booking! Let’s check availability and plan an experience tailored to you. 💋
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Ps. I am more than just your regular escort, Your girl has double masters in Dental Medicine and Craniofacial Science 👸🏽
🐦 X: @FemDomJenny
👻 Snapchat: Femdom_Jenny
Insta: MistressJSydney
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Testimonials from clients (extracts from SMS messages):
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HELLO GENTLEMEN 🫰🏼
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PHOTOS ARE ALWAYS UPDATED
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i have a seductive sexual energy and i love to temp and tease.
wether you desire more passion, play or one of my packages, i will use my talent to make your pleasure levels reach the ultimate high.
my extras and packages are listed below. I value my own privacy and your confidentiality is assured 💯
💜 PRICES 💜
$300- 30minutes
$400- 45minutes
$500- 1hour
$1,000- 2hours
CONTACT 📞
0478872443
Sexy, Free-spirited Companion
Hi gentlemen!
If you are looking for a sweet-casual encounter with a twist of girlfriend experience, then I guess the search is over, you are on the right page.
My name is Hailey, your 22 yo escort. I am a girl who was raised with class, passion, and etiquette. I’m up for almost anything- dates, companions, deep and intellectual conversations which I find interesting because I love feeding my mind through sharing and listening to stories from people. I am your sweetheart who can help you fulfill your unbridled sexual fantasies while keeping them private. I’ll let you undress me and let my alluring body find out the hidden lust in you and turn it into liquid or burst into flames. My enchanting eyes and luscious lips will leave a little sparkle wherever you go.
I can be the escape from the mundane you crave, the release you desire or the adoration you deserve, either way I’ll make sure our experience together will be replaying on your mind long after we’ve parted, leaving you forever wanting more...
I love to make a genuine connection with those who I meet and will always prefer and find it easiest to build this chemistry with quality gentlemen. I appreciate being contacted by a man who knows how to indulge in himself and am grateful that you’ve taken time out of your busy day to do so.
Every encounter with me is an invitation to embrace pleasure and authenticity.
My passion as a companion has always been a main pillar in my life but at the moment I am not available all the time and rarely last minute as I have another thriving business.
Contact me last minute to check but consider contacting me in advance if you can.
XX Hailey XX
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Hi gentlemen
My name is BIANCA
♦️DAYTIME RELAXATION ONLY♦️
Gentlemen woul you like to get pampered and spoiled?
Come and de-stress and unwind with me in relaxing atmosphere.
I am highly experienced, I offer a premium relaxation, stress relief experience for gentlemen seeking quality, discretion and genuine personal attention.
I'm dedicated to making every moment unforgettable.
As an Erotic body rub specialist I provide unforgettable experience that blends relaxation with sensuality.
Step into a peaceful sanctuary where time slows down and your comfort becomes my sole focus.
In-call only
Perfect for busy professionals seeking a moment of relaxation and rejuvenation.
30min-$250
💫Express relax standard Sensual Escape
-Stress relief relaxing nude full body massage
-Hand relief
-Aromatic oils
-Sensual full body relaxation massage
-Swedish massage(therapeutic)
60min-$350
🌹Sensual relaxation experience
✨-Lingam massage
✨-Stress relief relaxing nude full body massage
✨-Hand relief
✨-Swedish massage
✨-Sensual full body relaxation massage
✨-Tantric edging massage
✨-Erotic body to body massage
✨-Mutual touching
✨-Erotic teasing
✨-Multiple cum
✨-Premium aromatic oils
✨-Deep stress relief relaxation and rejuvenation
✨-Soothing relaxing music
✨-Complete mind body relaxation experience
👑90Minutes-$600
ULTIMATE INDULGENCE
Is designed for gentlemen, who wants more than standard session, It's extended relaxation, sensual touch, attentive intimacy, and deeply satisfying experience from start to finish. Everything flows naturally and unhurried- its my popular choice for a reason.
💰 CASH OR PAY ID
All nationalities are welcome
🔸Extras are available at my discretion.🔸
I provide safe intimate services/ No natural services, no anal, no kissing.
🏡 LOCATION:
Private-Discreet
KENSINGTON
free-easy parking on the street
For respectful well mannered mature genuine gentlemen 30y +
☎️📞Call/sms on
0434-498-191
By appointment only
SERIOUS ENQUIRY ONLY!
Looking forward to seeing you soon gentlemen
I can't wait to give you an amazing experience
Ciao BIANCA
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hi I’m Lena, 29 year old cross dresser. I’m a passionate lover and a fun time if you treat me right. Im a sassy lady and bit cheeky, Treat me like a queen that I am and I’ll treat you like a king.
Happy to be a date for you for an event or if you want company at dinner I’m ya girl, Im a fabulous wedding date I must say haha.
Im a BTM but can TOP for the right person, I enjoy giving head and frankly quiet good at it. I’m all about a passionate fuck sesh, let’s get hot and sweaty body to body.
My favourite sex positions
when a guy can lift me up and fuck me in the air or against a wall, I love been thrown around in different positions, love to try new positions so tell me what ya like.
Let’s have some fun!!!!
send me a message it’s rare I’ll answer a call with all the spam fuckers out there.
PLEASE CHAT ON WHATSAPP I WONT ANSWER ON PHONE TEXT AND CALL.
and would appreciate it if you send a face pic as well.
looking forward to meeting you
Poppy // Sensual massage. EXTRAS AVAILABLE!
Welcome,
I provide sensual massage from a private, discreet apartment
Nude massages includes; full body slides using coconut oil (moisturiser, upon request) body rub, mutual touching, teasing until you can't hold off any longer
Extra services do cost more- upon request. Enquire via text or call xx
$ RATES $Subject to change)(
1/2 HOUR. $250
45 MINS. $300
1 HOUR. $350
I Look forward to meeting you ♡
// • I guarantee I'm the same person in my pictures.
Texts are preferred (prompt as possible to respond)
I'm available most days and a few nights per week.
IN/OUTCALLS.LET ME BLOW YOU MIND
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1.66m. D CUP 25yo
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:: 69
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I love to flirt. I am a tease. I love the excitement of things being just out of reach. I love nothing more than building up undeniable chemistry and letting desire take control. Temptation, lust and passion. I am wild and mischievous, I will blow your mind.
Take me from behind. Pull my hips towards you as I arch my back and get on all fours. Sheet ripping, sweat dripping, hair pulling, ass smacking.I will feel you inside of me, the heat, the energy, the connection; sexually, physically and mentally. Take advantage of me or let me control you. Whatever it is you crave, I will ensure you leave my company fulfilled, on a natural high and longing for more.
Outcall 500 one hour fully included.No hiding cost
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I’m a passionate 19-year-old with a fiery spirit and a smile that’s hard to resist. Born into a rich cultural mix, I bring warmth, excitement, and a playful energy to every encounter. Whether you crave a sensual massage that melts your stress away, a teasing tease, or an intimate connection that feels real and unscripted, I’m here to make it unforgettable. No games, just genuine passion and a night tailored to your wildest desires. Let’s create memories that linger long after we part ways.
Girlfriend EXPERIENCE/ Massage with pussy slides on cock/ PARTY girl 🎉best company good English/ full service / / in / Out call.☎️Based at Olympic park.
My apartment 2141 NSW ( next to Olympic park) Girlfriend EXPERIENCE : Extra 100
Massage with happy happy ending:include( pro massage,cum,B2B) BJ extra $30
30 mins - $150
45 mins - $200
1 hour - $250 (B2B pussy slides cock/cum multiple)
2 hour - $450
Nuru massage extra $100 on top.
Full service: BJ/sex/B2B massage/ pro massage/lip kiss( bbbj ✅extra $50. ( No Nat sex No anal) Nuru massage extra $100. bbbj extra $100
More extra let me know …..
15 mins $150
30 mins $200
45 mins $300
1 hour $400 (multiple cum. Pussy cock slides)
2 hours $750
Girlfriend EXPERIENCE : Extra 100
Party 🎉 party extra $100.available for you.(PAYMENT 💰 cash / pay 🆔 if money come on time is ok)
SMS me , if over 20 mins no reply pls call me thx 🙏
Out call 600 one hr + Uber - in/ out( need deposit 150)
❌No anal No Nat sex, don’t asking me.
Call or sms 0414847321
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clean and hygiene is a must
Serious enquiries only.
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Hey Gentlemen,
My name Peachy
I'm very passionate 25 years Thailand
I'd love to enjoy a wonderful time with nice gentlemen who would like to have all your desires fulfilled. I have buttery brown skin which can make you turn on. I provide a very genuine GFE that’s driven to ensure you experience the exciting and rewarding experience! My body curves are unique, I have a singular charm and naughtiness to withdraw all your attention to make you so happy and satisfied.
I am ready to host in call sessions (only in mentioned available time) with all decent gentleman in my discreet private apartment to relax or have good fun time with me. text me for make a booking for in call.
Full service incall
30 minutes 200$
45 minutes 300
1 hour 350
Full service Out call
1 hour 500$
PARTY QUEEN 👑🎉 ROXY — THAI TS 🔥 | Parramatta - Auburn
PARTY QUEEN 👑🎉 ROXY — THAI TS 🔥 |
Parramatta - Auburn
📍with a lot of Street parking 🥰
💋🍑Party-friendly 🥰😝
✨ Independent Thai Ladyboy ✨
✨ Roxy — Sweet, Seductive & A Little Dangerous 💋
Beautiful Thai TS with soft feminine energy, Curvy body, long silky hair, and a soft beautiful facesensual touch, and a naughty side that knows how to keep you wanting more. I create an experience that feels exciting, intimate, and unforgettable ✨
💎 GFE • Body-to-Body
💎 Versatile • Roleplay • Sensual Massage
💎 BDSM Available • Soft Domination • Switch
💎 PnP, 🎉Party-friendly for respectful, discreet gentlemen
💎 Private upscale companionship & naughty fun
Classy, affectionate, playful, and drama-free.
Perfect for gentlemen who enjoy chemistry, tension, and luxury vibes 💕
Available now for private bookings & out call
❤️ Rates ❤️
Massage with wonderful full Service top and Bottom , hj , bj , kiss
(1.1) 30 mins — $250
(1.2) 60 mins — $500
Extras Porn star experienced, BDSM $150
Out call $800 for 30 minutes + Uber fees
Required $200 pay ID deposit non refund
__________________________________
📱 SMS preferred for faster reply 💌
☎️WhatsApp,Phone number +61466146429 ☎️
Roxy 💋
Xx
🔥 Aight listen up u thirsty cunts – Mei’s gonna ruin u for anyone else 💦
Yo. I’m Mei. 👋
45 years old. Yeah, that’s right – half a century of dirty wisdom packed into a body that still makes boys cry n’ men beg. 🍑💋
Don’t expect no fancy lady bullshit from me. I ain’t here to sip tea n’ talk feelings. I’m here to fuckin’ devour u – then kick ur sorry ass out so I can nap. 😴
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Lemme tell u somethin’ that happened 2 months ago – cuz this is the energy u get with me:
JAN heatwave from hell, my AC’s been dead for three days. Sweat’s drippin’ off my tits like a leaky faucet. This lanky repair dude shows up – armpits lookin’ like two wet raccoons. I answer the door in a soaked-ass tank top (no bra, obviously) n’ a thong that’s basically a fuckin’ dental floss challenge. 🥵
He’s tryna act professional, checkin’ the thermostat. But I’m leanin’ over him – my sweat’s literally ploppin’ onto his tool belt. He’s turnin’ red like a tomato. Finally he just SNAPS – shoves me onto the couch, rips my panties off with his teeth (yeah, the dude’s got skills). Then he gives me the messiest, wettest, loudest head of my entire damn life. I’m screamin’ so hard my neighbor texts “u ok?” – bitch I’m FANTASTIC. 🤪
After I came three times from his tongue alone, he wraps his shit up (cuz I ain’t stupid) n’ takes me missionary while the dead fan spins above us like a useless ceiling jewelry. I come two more times. He fixed the AC after. Barely. 😂
That’s the kinda wild shit u get when u call me. Not some starfish deadfish.
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I ain’t gonna pretend I’m a “graceful lady” – nah. I’m that 45yo MILF who knows exactly where ur dick wants to be before u do. 💅
I’ll ride u like a stolen Harley – bounce on that cock till u see stars n’ beg me to slow down (I won’t). Or bend u over my couch n’ make u watch yourself in the mirror while I take what I want. 🛋️💦
Wanna shove my face into the mattress n’ pound me from behind? Go ahead – but don’t cry when u can’t walk straight after.
Wanna lay back n’ let me do all the work? Fine by me – I’ll drain every drop n’ leave u twitchin’.
I love havin’ a wet face – so if u got a tongue, use it. I’ll grind on ur mouth ‘til my legs shake. 😛
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💰 Payment – don’t waste my time:
Cash 💵 or PAYID (instant only – if it says “pending” or “delayed” I’m ghostin’ ur ass. No joke.)
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📱 Hit me up by TEXT only.
I ain’t answerin’ calls while I’m busy gettin’ my back blown out by some other lucky bastard. I’ll text u back when I’m done – could be 5 mins, could be 5 hours. Deal with it. 😘
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I’m Indepent , Private. Discreet? Yeah, sure – but also loud as fuck if u do it right.
Come over or don’t. I really don’t give a shit. But if u do… bring water. U gonna need it. 💧
– Mei 🦊
The 45yo chaos u didn’t know u needed