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Age: 24
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I OFFER Incall and Outcall full service
150/30mins
250/60mins
My Standard Services:️
Blowjob
Handjob
Multiple Positions
Sexy Lingerie & Heels
Body Kisses & Cuddling
Sensual Massage
Dirty Talk
Nude Body Slide
Intense Foreplay
Foot fetish
Cum on my body
please message to ask about extras .
🚗Outcall $400 - 60 mins up depends on locations plus uber fee
extra service $50 - $100
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In a world of constant noise, I am your sanctuary. I believe in the power of touch, the thrill of a whispered secret, and the luxury of being completely present in the moment. My vibe is ‘quiet luxury’ - underrated, warm, and deeply attentive to your needs. Whether we’re sharing a Michelin-starred meal or a slow evening behind closed doors, my focus is entirely on you. I’m here to be the breath of fresh air you didn’t know you were missing.
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⟣ Please read my profile in full before contacting me ⟢
Only contact me if you are a polite and respectful gentleman.
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Accepting advanced bookings for September 3rd - 8th!
About Me:
A bubbly cutie here to brighten your day!
Hey there! I'm Lucy, born and raised on the sunny shores of Australia. Sunkissed with a radiant soul, I am extremely eager to please. I have an appetite for adventure, sensuality and passion and can't wait to satiate your own.
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or
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T&C's:
♡ I only want to see you healthy and at your best! - Prior to intimacy a physical inspection is mandatory for any abnormalities (rash, discharge, swollenness etc) This includes fever and runny nose etc. Thank you for your understanding ♥
♡ Worth remembering - No drugs or alcohol.
♡ Be polite & kind - No disrespect.
♡ Better safe than sorry! - Condom MUST stay on during sex.
♡ Verification is key - We will video call for a couple of minutes to confirm what's included in our meeting. WhatsApp preferred.
♡ Deposit T&C's - A $100 deposit is required for advanced bookings only. Not required for same day bookings.
♡ Fresh & clean - Every booking will start with a 5-minute shower at no extra cost and not included in your time of booking.
♡ SMS only please - 0409 034 138
♡ Incall - Location will be confirmed via video call.
Cash or Beem payments only ♥
⟣ Message Only! Please follow this example template ⟢
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$250-30 min
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I am a sadistic, bullying Asian femdom Mistress originally from China - but now lived in Sydney for many years. I am a naturally dominant woman who genuinely enjoys dominating men and making them my bitch. I am looking for obedient slaves to come serve me at my private femdom BDSM play space in Sydney City - located in a very convenient location near CBD, train/bus/Metro station, and plenty of free parking options nearby.
What are some favourite things I enjoy doing to my slaves?
Anal play - I love pegging and exploring men’s back cave. It makes me very excited to hear my male slaves moan and groan like a slut when I thrust my strap on. Make sure you douche properly and present a clean asshole if this is what you want! I will not play if it is not clean.
Impact Play/ CBT/ Ballbusting - As a genuine sadist, I love spanking, slapping, whipping…. I especially pride myself as a ruthless ballbuster - I like the impact sound of my stilettos and foot on balls I kick and the resulting grunt in pain. I like to pinch men’s ass and nipples. I like to tease and scratch their body and see them purr like a puppy dog when I rub their chest and play with their cock. And I love…. slapping and whipping them till their cry and beg for mercy!
Femdom wrestling - I have a very athletic and strong body. It turns me on so much when I use my gym honed body to head-scissor and humiliate my slaves with my wrestling moves such as camel clutch and lotus hold. I love to make them feel like the weak little bitch they are when smothered under my perfect ass and choked by my killer thighs.
Bondage - Just like wrestling, I love to make men physically helpless and show them female power like they’ve never experience. I like to keep men bondaged, at my mercy and controlled with cuffs and chains. I particularly like having their balls and family jewels leashed and firmly under my control - turning even the physically strongest men into helpless little puppies.
Edging - Another way I relish making males feel weak and helpless and not even in control of their own biology. Endlessly teasing and edging a slave’s penis is the best form of torture that leaves no marks and does no physical harm. Orgasm control, ruined orgasms, post orgasm torture has always come naturally to me.
Foot domination - I love to command my slaves to worship my exquisite feet and tease and humiliate him with some foot slapping, forced foot gagging and using men as my carpet to trample on.
Humiliation/ degradation - I believe humiliation is an art. If performed well, it makes little bitches face go flush, heart rate go up, tingle in their arsehole, heavy breaths and an engorged erection. I have so many ways to humiliate my male slaves and show them their place: dog training, brown shower, golden shower, verbal cucking, SPH etc.
Common Femdom BDSM Activities Requests
CBT: ballbusting, cock whipping
Impact play: whipping/caning/flogging/spanking/slapping, consensual non-consent (CNC) with safe word
Discipline: reward and punishment, corporal punishment
Sadism: nipple torture, biting, tickling, wax play
Footdom: foot worship, foot humiliation, foot slapping, foot gagging, foot humiliation, foot tease, nylons, trampling
Femdom wrestling: head scissoring, holds, locks
Face-sitting/smothering/breath play
Pet play: dog training, pony riding
Humiliation and degradation: physical, verbal, cuck
Intimate body worship: forced pussy worship, ass worship
Fluids: GS, BS, spitting
Release: milking, edging, post-orgasm torture
Bondage: cuffs, chains, ropes, ties
Slave Backdoor: prostate milking, strap-on fuck
Other: sensory deprivation, tease and denial, sissy/ cross-dressing, human furniture
And much, much more... I am open to your requests as long they respect my status as your Mistress and your humble position as my slave.
Why do I practise Femdom?
Don’t get me wrong - just because I love bullying men doesn’t mean I don’t love and empathise with them. As a matter of fact, I savour making men (and sissy bitches) helpless and weak, and turn them into putty in my hands. Especially those with hidden inner horny bitch energy - hiding their little secret in front of their wives, girlfriends, friends and family. My slaves come from all walks of life: some are alpha male CEOs, some are tough looking tradies, some are fruity sissy bitches but I love the contrast when they take off their mask and reveal their true submissive beta bitch self to me in private because they know they are safe with me and I am their owner. What all these sexually submissive men have in common is that when life gets stressful, their bitch energy builds up so much, they have no choice but to come and serve me.
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So when you play with me - make as much horny slut noises as you can! I feed off your noise and energy.
How do I practise Femdom?
I abide by the principles of RACK (Risk-Aware Consensual Kink).
I am a keeper of secrets and an absolute believer in privacy and discretion. I am a male tamer and whisperer - it is my passion in life to harness bitch energy from men but I can only do this because they willing take off their mask before me. So rest assured - as a pro and lifestyle domina - your secrets are safe with me. For example, I’m very cautious of leaving marks and any scent on my slave’s body when they request to keep our time together secret from his significant other.
I am a very open minded lady - open to a wide range of kinks and fetishes as long they respect my position as a dominant. All my sessions are customised to the slave requests and boundaries/limits, so that they will experience the emotions that come from being my slave: arousal, fear, humiliation, helplessness, shame, submission… and bliss!
Important Rules
1) Do not contact me with alternative proposals e.g. try to dominate me and make me submissive, asking for travel to different city etc.
2) Respect my very limited and valuable time! Only contact me when you are sure of your availabilities and ready to book and deposit immediately! Follow my instructions and trust my process! Do not abuse the booking process as a means to seek attention, waste time, get a free chat session etc.
3) I only like genuine slaves who strictly obey their Mistress. No brats, disobedient and nasty self-centred men. If you are a fetishist who is not normally a sub/slave, then you are welcome but ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’ - you can pretend to be a slave and follow my commands or don’t contact me.
By contacting me you agree that if you violate any of the above rules, you will incur a $100 TIMEWASTER FEE. If you refuse this fee after being a timewaster you will be blocked and banned from me and my friends.
How to Book A Session
CONTACT ME ON WHATSAPP ONLY: 0494 823 756
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PLS SMS FOR MORE FACE PICS IF YOU WANT TO MEET.
And there are many other services I cannot write down here, please feel free to contact me to ask.
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SERVICE LIST
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•Affectionate Cuddling
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•Sensual massage
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AVOID MAKING UPFRONT PAYMENTS.ONLY PAY AFTER OUR MEETING.
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I provide full service. GFE, we can shower together, kiss and cuddle . and I can dinner with u, drink together, reduce your lonely ...
Fantasy dress also can be arranged. Let me know what you would like, I will try my best to arrange.
I offer full services Outcall as well.
Outcall 550 one hour fully included.No hiding cost
LET'S HAVE FUN TOGETHER.
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360 degrees without dead angle, natural blowjob
Ejaculate anywhere below my neck
Fetishes (Feet, stockings. High heels, body worship)
Costume Role Play (Drag Queen)
vibrator on me
Japanese nuru massage
deep throat no gagging
suck/ball lick/or lick my whole body
watch porn tv together
spanish/tits masturbation
shaved pussy
favorite doggystyle
Provide free ice mineral water and drinks
Covering GFE
Anglo-French-Spanish Affectionate Tongue Kiss
Ice and Fire Natural Blowjob (Cum anywhere)
cum in mouth or on my face
hostess
sex toys in different sizes
BDSM, butt plug vibrator
Give you golden rain
2 minutes shot (No face shots)
Turkish Stepdaughter Fantasy Party
Spray water
❌Natural sex and anal sex are not provided
❌No more additional photos will be sent to you
❌not swallowing
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Hi… I’m Vesper, Singapore&Japanese mixed girl, 162cm, Size 7, 26 years oldfull natural D-cup that feels even better than it looks., with a naturally soft, feminine body and a A
I have a sweet face and a gentle smile… but when you’re close to me, you’ll feel a more playful, warm side that slowly draws you in.
I’m very attentive and affectionate, and I love creating a space where you can fully relax… forget everything outside… and just enjoy the moment with me.
I’m not the type to rush.
I like to take things slow… feel your energy… and let everything build naturally.
With me, you can expect:
- A soft, relaxing massage that melts your stress away
- Warm, gentle touch that lingers just a little longer
- Close, comfortable interaction that feels natural and easy
- A sweet, intimate atmosphere where you can truly unwind
I enjoy making you feel comfortable… but also a little excited, in a way that keeps you thinking about me even after you leave.
Rates:
Incall:
30 mins – $350
45 mins – $450
60 mins – $500
Outcall:
From $600/hr + travel deposit
soft, sweet, and just a little bit tempting,If you’re looking for a girl who is
come spend some time with me…
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Yo. I’m Mei. 👋
45 years old. Yeah, that’s right – half a century of dirty wisdom packed into a body that still makes boys cry n’ men beg. 🍑💋
Don’t expect no fancy lady bullshit from me. I ain’t here to sip tea n’ talk feelings. I’m here to fuckin’ devour u – then kick ur sorry ass out so I can nap. 😴
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Lemme tell u somethin’ that happened 2 months ago – cuz this is the energy u get with me:
JAN heatwave from hell, my AC’s been dead for three days. Sweat’s drippin’ off my tits like a leaky faucet. This lanky repair dude shows up – armpits lookin’ like two wet raccoons. I answer the door in a soaked-ass tank top (no bra, obviously) n’ a thong that’s basically a fuckin’ dental floss challenge. 🥵
He’s tryna act professional, checkin’ the thermostat. But I’m leanin’ over him – my sweat’s literally ploppin’ onto his tool belt. He’s turnin’ red like a tomato. Finally he just SNAPS – shoves me onto the couch, rips my panties off with his teeth (yeah, the dude’s got skills). Then he gives me the messiest, wettest, loudest head of my entire damn life. I’m screamin’ so hard my neighbor texts “u ok?” – bitch I’m FANTASTIC. 🤪
After I came three times from his tongue alone, he wraps his shit up (cuz I ain’t stupid) n’ takes me missionary while the dead fan spins above us like a useless ceiling jewelry. I come two more times. He fixed the AC after. Barely. 😂
That’s the kinda wild shit u get when u call me. Not some starfish deadfish.
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I ain’t gonna pretend I’m a “graceful lady” – nah. I’m that 45yo MILF who knows exactly where ur dick wants to be before u do. 💅
I’ll ride u like a stolen Harley – bounce on that cock till u see stars n’ beg me to slow down (I won’t). Or bend u over my couch n’ make u watch yourself in the mirror while I take what I want. 🛋️💦
Wanna shove my face into the mattress n’ pound me from behind? Go ahead – but don’t cry when u can’t walk straight after.
Wanna lay back n’ let me do all the work? Fine by me – I’ll drain every drop n’ leave u twitchin’.
I love havin’ a wet face – so if u got a tongue, use it. I’ll grind on ur mouth ‘til my legs shake. 😛
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💰 Payment – don’t waste my time:
Cash 💵 or PAYID (instant only – if it says “pending” or “delayed” I’m ghostin’ ur ass. No joke.)
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📱 Hit me up by TEXT only.
I ain’t answerin’ calls while I’m busy gettin’ my back blown out by some other lucky bastard. I’ll text u back when I’m done – could be 5 mins, could be 5 hours. Deal with it. 😘
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I’m Indepent , Private. Discreet? Yeah, sure – but also loud as fuck if u do it right.
Come over or don’t. I really don’t give a shit. But if u do… bring water. U gonna need it. 💧
– Mei 🦊
The 45yo chaos u didn’t know u needed
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