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What I provide will be:
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$150 half hour
$2500 one hour
Outcall strat from 450$ one hour plus uber
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My in call rate🔥
30 mins 150
45 mins 200
60 mins 250😘
Outcall is $500 per hrs + TAXI FEE DEPOSIT🌸
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0468 382 404
Hi guys,
I am Tina, a pretty busty escort who may look sweet and shy...but looks are quite deceiving! I am actually quite naughty and playful, and just a little bit of urging from you, I'll show you how mischievous I can be!
I have very sexy body with hot ass and a swanlike neck that's just begging to be kissed. I take good care of myself and take pride in my soft, silky skin. though I have a sexy frame, I have big sexy boobs, as they say , i have hot curves in the right places!
I love to pamper and please, and nothing makes me happier than knowing that you are having the time of your life! I want to make you feel like a king...I want you to see that you are enjoying every moment in my company, perhaps, you can tell me what you like? I will do my best to satisfy you.
We will have a lot of fun getting to know each other. your time with me will help you forget all the stress and rediscover new levels of pleasure , we will have plenty of private conversations when we are alone.
If you want to have a exciting fun hot night, please call me. We can play in my private beautiful big house or visit your own lovely place or hotel!!!
My full service and massage :
-Shower together
-lips kissing
-girlfriend experience
-Body to body massage
-Oral 69
-COB
-Rim or lick on me
-Blow job
-variety position of sex
PSE Porn Star Services
Natural.suck C.I.M COF
Anal Sex Rimming Spanking Deepthoat
Face Fuck Dirty Talk
RATES:
30 mins $150
45 mins $200
60 mins $250
Out-call
60 mins $400
Phone number 0468 382 404
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I am MARIA a very seductive, down to earth and I’m a beautiful girl ready to meet your needs and pleasures.
I have soft skin and an hourglass figure which is complimented by my voluptuous assets.
I would love to meet you today and make your day an unforgettable one! I do also have a cute accent.I am Cambodian Mix I can speak fluent English.
i love to give pleasure and knows how to appreciate the good things in life. A sensual, petite all natural beauty with soft features. Memorizing sexy body and kissable perky lips.
I am providing both Girlfriend Experience (GFE) and Sensual Body Rub Services.
SERVICE LIST⚡️
Sex in multiple positions
Sensual naked body rub
Nude body slides
Sexy outfits
Shower for two
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incall
120 short time
150 30mins
200 45mins
250 an hr
outcall
500 an hr
Text/ Call:
0401 419 616
MARIA
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Hi.boys.
I am Ruby.
I don't have an agency, I work for myself, very INDEPENDENT. My pictures are GENUINE, what you see is what you get. I am 101% SAFE, I visit my GP regularly for check up..book me now, hurry up for I wont be here for long..
I’m an open-minded, friendly and cheeky kind of girl. So how about we explore and play with each others bodies together Tonight? ;)I’m size 6, 5’6” tall with long hair, natural D cup boobs, tanned complexion, cute little butt and I’m completely waxed and smooth :)
No bait, no switch, no swapping, no pretending
No dramas, no RUSH, no DISEASE, no surgery
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Conversational
MY SERVICES INCLUDE:
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Erotic Body Rub
Shower Together
Foreplay
Relief
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Variety of positions
Extras Available
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Hello, I’m Zoe, new to Sydney and excited to meet new people here 💋
I’m a friendly, cheeky, and down-to-earth girl who loves great company, good energy, and making people smile.
If you’re looking for a fun, genuine, and relaxing experience, I’d love to meet you.
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Come spend some time with me and let’s enjoy the moment together 🌷
Stats:
📍 Location: Sydney
👩🦰 Height: 158 cm
⚖️ Weight: 60 kg
💋 Personality: Playful, caring, and easygoing
My Reviews:
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- I know what you need. come in get what you really want.
that there are many places where you can get professional massage in this area, but I believe that I am the best services in one of kind.I understand
I offer:
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Oil/cream massage
You’re Desires Fulfilled, You’re Comfort Prioritized.
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Call me on : 0452 640 228
My discreet cosy: 2 West Botany Street, Wolli Creek NSW 2205
Easy 1 hour parking right outside, or 3 hours free parking across the road at Woolworths.
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Hello & Welcome!
Please note that as I offer outcall services I may be on the road 🚗 travelling back to my location, so it's best to book in advance! ⏰
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I am based in Sydney and am happy to travel to Bowral, The Hunter Valley, Central Coast, Springwood, Wollongong for a minimum of 2hrs. Please book at least a day before.
My name is Karen and I would like to welcome you to my website. I am a petite attractive early forties blonde who welcomes discriminating gentlemen seeking an elegant companion. I am a slim, petite fit size 8, with a tiny waist and a natural c-cup bust. 36c-24-35.
I am a mature elegant blonde and my height is about 5'5'. I offer a very sexy, passionate erotic full service. I am warm & friendly and I find that I am best suited to mature (35yo+), discerning VIP gentleman. I offer a sophisticated level of companionship and I am available for lunch and dinner dates, VIP occasions, social events and travel engagements.
I have been told that ...
I have beautifully wicked eyes, soft (now) blonde hair, an ethereal face with a cheeky smile combined with a sexy and slim petite hourglass figure.
The Art of Refinement & Fulfillment
When time is not the issue and the height of pleasure is. Wherever, whenever. Like you, I enjoy luxury and quality time.
Discretion
I treat my companion as a Gentleman and enjoy being treated as a Lady. I am not ignorant of my clientele's needs for complete discretion (as I escort many gentlemen in public), and as such, discretion is assured *and* expected of you. Yes, I am now blonde and as a practised chameleon of appearances, that helps with discretion!
- 1 hr 450
- 1.5 hrs 650
- 2 hrs 900
- 3 hrs 1350
- 4 hrs 1800
- Dinners 8 hrs 3250
- Overnights 12 hrs 4 000
- 1 Day Booking 24 hrs $7 000
- 2 Day Booking 48 hrs $12 000
- Outcall fee add $50
Terms of Service (What my lawyer wants me to state in my ad)
It is a term of service that you understand that discretion is required from you. It is a term of service that you will NOT publish any reviews.
Sincerely,
Karen
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IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO GET A REPLY FROM ME, please follow a similar format to the below and be sure that you have provided me with enough information to form a legitimate enquiry. 🫶🏽
your name:
booking date & time:
type of service:
appointment length:
incall or outcall:
your suburb:
Although not required, feel free to add your age, ethnicity & a photo if you’re comfortable doing so, it’s always nice to know more about who I’m talking to 💋
I WILL NOT RESPOND TO…
blocked numbers / natural, kink or anal requests / unsolicited dick pics / asking for discounts / “hi” / “send a pic” / “hey baby” / “what you doing” / “send address” / “available?” / “where are you” / “are you real” / “I’m horny” / “you up?” / “damn sexy” /
if reading that was annoying for you… imagine how annoying it is for me reading messages like that all day everyday… Respect goes a long way! Please speak to me politely if you’d like me to be polite to you.
PARTY BOOKINGS & OVERNIGHTS
I do not see extreme/hard drug users (meth, ghb, heroin etc.) these bookings are for more casual forms of recreational fun only. Want an extended booking where we have more time to chill, get to know each other, have some drinks and listen to music? Perfect if you are staying in a hotel and would like some company.
Virtual services - message me for pricing
• live video calls
• sexting sessions
• phone call sex
• live photo & video Snapchat sessions
• custom XXX photo & video packages via OnlyFans
• worn items for sale - includes sexy photos & videos of me wearing them / socks $75 / panties $100 / high heels $150
payment for all virtual services can ONLY be made via Beemit or Square - no bank transfers or Pay ID payments are accepted
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Short intro about myself. I am in size 7. 165cm, 50kg, Curvy and slim body. I love exercise, especially SEXERCISE. In my culture, sex is a joyful activity and its my job to make you a satisfy and happy customer.
You can come to check out my sweet peachy bum, slide through my smooth skins. we will have fun together. I provide full service. GFE, we can shower together, kiss and cuddle . and I can dinner with u, drink together, reduce your lonely ...Watch me slowly strip for you, let me tease you with my smooth, tight Asian. I love all positions –
Fantasy dress also can be arranged. Let me know what you would like, I will try my best to arrange.
I offer full services .
Outcall 550 one hour fully included.No hiding cost
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Hi.First of all thank you for noticing me and checking out my profile. I am an independent touring escort.photos are genuine.
HAPPY TO SEND PHOTOS TO CONFIRM
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I am a well trained masseuse and does good Therapeutic Massage services.
I can guarantee the time we share together will be both memorable and exciting!
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nice room, always kept clean. Prepared for a shower with hot and cold water, as well as a brand-new towel. I ensure that you are at ease with me and that all of your desires and wishes are fulfilled.
My Services
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My private unit near Rockdale, Banksia, Arncliffe, Wolli Creek.
-Near station and Arncliffe station Pharmacy, Men’s HQ, opposite BOTTLER and J&B Warehouse.
🔥Pretty & Real Pics🔥
I’m Ivy, living in Sydney! I’m always up for meeting new people, and connecting.
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Full service: Includes natural oral, BBBJ, 69, kissing, massage, Rimming, showering together, CIM, DATY, DFK.
10 minutes $150
15 minutes $200
30 minutes $250
45 minutes $300 60 minutes $350. Extra: COF $100, Anal $100
Condom sex only
CASH ONLY 💵
Normal service: Includes oral with a condom, sex, massage.
10 minutes $120
15 minutes $150
30 minutes $200
45 minutes $250
60 minutes $300
Condom sex only
CASH ONLY 💵
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Contact: 0406635678
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New Lady Come SYDNEY - Cheeky Curvy girl
Girlfriend Experience, Passionate sex
Hello everyone, my name is Cherry 🍒
170cm 62kg
I'm 20’s with B cup natural boobs and big booty🍑, I’m newbie here in Sydney and really like meeting people.
🍑Are you horny and need a little company?🫦
Maybe you’re thinking of a Size 10 asian cheeky girl like myself that will satisfy, tease and please you untill you’re begging for more. I can promise you a wild and fun & genuine service.
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Normal service
✅ Sex, Blow job with Condom
❌ Kissing
* 15 minutes $120
* 30 minutes $170
* 45 minutes $220
* 60 minutes $270
Full service
✅ Sex, Natural Blowjob, 69, Kissing, Massage, Shower together, Deep through
* 15 minutes $170
* 30 minutes $220
* 45 minutes $270
* 60 minutes $320
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I have few girlfriends who can play with us by appointment only
Extra services
- Cof, Cim $50 for each/time
❌❌❌ Sex always with Condom ❌❌❌
🫦 Please text me for more info 👅
0401-447-933
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Sexting / Video Call WhatsApp 📱
up to 15 minutes from $180 / $250 Paid prior to session
✔️ Fantasy role play
✔️ Dirty talk (Mistress and sub)
✔️ Humiliation
✔️ Degradation
✔️ Sissy play (optional)
✔️ Obedience training
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Non WhatsApp messages and All other texts will be auto deleted or responded with role play.*
Use the booking template send via WhatsApp only and without changing template format so I can reply to it.
In call is by invitation only by me your Mistress upon good behaviour on WhatsApp Video Calls / Sexting.
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Thank you let's have lots of fun 😉
Important:
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*** Double Special: 30 mins...$130 ***
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As a natural exhibitionist, I love to be admired and lusted after. My body is always on display and I experience a tingle when I sense a set of eyes staring. The memories of those lusting glances during the day fill my fantasies at night. I can lie sleepless for hours and imagine each set of eyes undressing and doing unspeakable things to me in those passing moments.
My nature is light and breezy, and I'm always up for fun, but there is one thing I take very seriously...and that's making sure my man is completely satisfied! Your pleasure is my pleasure, and my reward for a job well done.
Special Full Service Price
30 mins...$70
60 mins...$130
*** Double Special: 30 mins...$130***
Name: Pillow Top Brothel Canterbury
Address: 269 Canterbury Rd, Canterbury NSW 2193
Phone: 0452 378 269
Hours: 9am - 10pm
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Lemme tell u somethin’ that happened 2 months ago – cuz this is the energy u get with me:
JAN heatwave from hell, my AC’s been dead for three days. Sweat’s drippin’ off my tits like a leaky faucet. This lanky repair dude shows up – armpits lookin’ like two wet raccoons. I answer the door in a soaked-ass tank top (no bra, obviously) n’ a thong that’s basically a fuckin’ dental floss challenge. 🥵
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That’s the kinda wild shit u get when u call me. Not some starfish deadfish.
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Wanna shove my face into the mattress n’ pound me from behind? Go ahead – but don’t cry when u can’t walk straight after.
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I love havin’ a wet face – so if u got a tongue, use it. I’ll grind on ur mouth ‘til my legs shake. 😛
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💰 Payment – don’t waste my time:
Cash 💵 or PAYID (instant only – if it says “pending” or “delayed” I’m ghostin’ ur ass. No joke.)
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📱 Hit me up by TEXT only.
I ain’t answerin’ calls while I’m busy gettin’ my back blown out by some other lucky bastard. I’ll text u back when I’m done – could be 5 mins, could be 5 hours. Deal with it. 😘
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I’m Indepent , Private. Discreet? Yeah, sure – but also loud as fuck if u do it right.
Come over or don’t. I really don’t give a shit. But if u do… bring water. U gonna need it. 💧
– Mei 🦊
The 45yo chaos u didn’t know u needed
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