Bondi Beach Independent Female Escorts
SOPHISTICATED PLEASURE PROFESSIONAL
MESSAGES ONLY. NO PHONE CALLS.
Hi, I’m Frankie—an athletic blonde with mixed European and Anglo heritage, a naturally adventurous spirit, and an irresistible appetite for pleasure.
University-educated, well travelled, and professionally accomplished. I’m an Australian native English speaker who can also converse in Spanish and Italian.
I appreciate the finer things in life, but behind my polished exterior is a deliciously playful woman who loves letting her hair down.
My company is warm, engaging, and effortlessly sensual. I offer an authentic girlfriend-style experience that combines genuine chemistry, intelligent conversation, laughter, and undeniable attraction.
For me, intimacy is as much intellectual as it is physical. I have a wicked sense of humour and believe that great conversation and shared laughter can be incredibly powerful aphrodisiacs.
Behind closed doors, I’m confident, open-minded, and highly experienced. I adore passionate kissing, sensual exploration, and creating an experience that leaves you completely satisfied.
I can be beautifully submissive with a confident gentleman, but I’m equally comfortable taking control and allowing you to relax and enjoy every moment.
My athletic lifestyle gives me the energy and stamina for anything from an intense encounter to a luxurious evening—or an unforgettable night together.
My Girlfriend Experience Includes
- My engaging and attentive company
- Passionate kissing and DFK
- Sensual massage
- Mutual oral (protected)
- Multiple positions
- Seductive conversation and playful dirty talk
- Light, consensual slapping
- Toy play
Please see the extras I offer below. Any extra services are at an additional cost & will be discussed on arrival at my discretion. Payment to be made to be made before booking commences.
Available Experiences
I welcome both in-call and out-call appointments, along with overnight stays, dinner dates, events, and travel companionship. Whether it’s an intimate escape, an elegant evening, or company for your next holiday or business trip, I’ll make the occasion one to remember.
I entertain from discreet, upscale apartments and carefully selected hotel suites. Privacy and discretion are always a priority.
To book me please send a text with:
- Name
- In-call/out-call
- Outcall location
- Type of experience
- Date, time, duration of service
Additional booking time beyond three hours is charged at $600 per hour.
I'm busy and my bookings fill up quickly so my agent Kay will kindly organise things for us. My photos are real and verified so please don't ask for more.
Exclusive Packages
Dinner & Dessert — Four Hours (2 hours social, 2 hours intimacy)
$2,000 plus applicable travel costs
Cocktails to Brunch — Overnight Experience
15 hours, including a minimum of six hours’ sleep
$6,000 plus applicable travel costs
Travel charges apply to outcall appointments and vary according to location. Please send an SMS with your location for an accurate quotation.
All new clients are asked to complete a brief screening process and provide a $150 deposit to secure their appointment. Your deposit is deducted from the total amount due upon arrival and simply confirms your time with me.
Deposit in advance by payID, balance preferred in cash at the beginning of booking.
Your adventurous blonde MILF,
Frankie 🤍🤍
Coming soon: exclusive digital experiences.
Misty Dream
I aim to please, with an education level that can elevate the experience and a working history across multiple domains that makes me able to relate and connect with most. Described as magnetic by my friends, my positivity is guaranteed to make any experience we have uplifting.
Save embarrassment by not wasting your time asking for natural services, I respect my health and my clients too much to provide that. I’m naughty, not nasty!
Passionate service is what I do best, so kissing, mutual oral, and touching/kissing my body is all included in the rates advertised. Be gentle with my nipples, very sensitive. I’m submissive by nature, but I will give instruction, when required, to ensure we are both/all left pleased with our encounter.
When making contact please do note, TEXT ONLY, tell me your name, what service you’d like, (e.g. full service, date night, special event, couple spoiling etc), your booking duration preference, and at what time/s you’re seeking your service, noting my current location. Please also tell me if you’d prefer an in-call or an outcall (when available), noting the price differences, and other details, that may be outlined under extras, depending on my circumstances at various locations. Understand that transport costs are added to the quoted rate for the first hour when booking an outcall, and outcall locations that are beyond a 30 minute drive away will require an additional $50 fee, and a deposit to confirm.
If you can do this, to meet those basic requirements, I’ll be sure to get back to you as soon as I can, especially if it’s within my posted availability hours.
Please do keep in mind, I'm highly educated, mature, and experienced, so therefore Im good at what I do, and have never received a client complaint. So, I'm busy, additionally my profile is accurate, and verified, which means I’m often booked out in advance, but, if you follow my requirements above, I will still respond when I can.
Phone calls, blocked numbers, aimless text messages, including requests for pictures, when there’s already plenty of recent ones displayed here, and messages that DON’T cover all of the above, will not always get a response! Also texts that are rude, or clearly only a time wasting attempt, since the basics requested aren’t included, or that include attempted price negotiation attempts, will not get you anywhere with me.
Don’t get ghosted, and miss out, wondering what could have been. Know what you want, and tell me!
Erotic sensual naked body to body
Tan skin girl. Loves getting her anal eaten. She's a very naughty girl. Loves to tease you and play with your cock and balls during the massage. Also does prostate massage. She shy but once she's out of her shell she'll fuck and ride you hard. Just make her comfortable and ask her to fuck you hard. Nice legs and nice butt. Has ass looks amazing when she bends over. Spin her around and do doggy and you'll love that view. She always smells so nice. Body to body from $100 /Does Sex and BJ from $150 and FS from $200.
Feel free to contact me 0466688414 Susan
Aussie Brunette Babe 🩵 Lilah G | Gosford Incall
Tour Dates:
Gosford
Thursday 12 November 4pm - till late
Friday 13 November 10am - till late
Saturday 14 November 10am - till late
Wollongong Incall
Wednesday 18 November 3pm - till late
Thursday 19 November 10am - till late
Friday 20 November 10am - till late
Saturday 21 November 10am - till late
Canberra
Wednesday 25 November 3pm - till late
Thursday 26 November 10am - till late
Friday 27 November 10am - till late
Goulburn
Saturday 28 November 3pm - till late
Batemans Bay
Monday 30 November 3pm - till late
Tuesday 1 December 10am - till late
Merimbula
Wednesday 2 December 3pm - till late
Thursday 3 December 10am - till late
Friday 4 December 10am - till late
Ulladulla
Saturday 5 December 3pm - till late
I recommend booking in advance to secure your spot <3 New photos recently uploaded 🩵
Lilah G
Soft & Sweet ~ the ultimate babe
Hey you x
My name is Lilah G and I’m an easy-going and sensual playmate. I’m blessed with delicate soft curves and equally soft lips for your pleasure. I hope my playful and feminine energy is a match for your desires.
If you’re keen to play text me x
Lilah xx
Couples Rate incall/outcall $800/$850
Services list (all services are at my discretion)
Girlfriend Experience (GFE) (inlcuded)
A passionate experience that includes any or all of these activities:
• Kissing (DFK)
• Mutual oral/DATY
• Protected Sex
• Rimming on me
• Cuddling
• CBJ (Condom blowjob)
• MSOG (Finishing more than once allowed time permitting)
• 69
• Handjob
• Massage
• Multiple positions
• Mutual masturbation
Extras (charged on top of rates)
• bbbj (uncovered blowjob) +$150
Rates:
• 30 minutes $600
• 45 minutes $750
• 1 hour $850
• Deluxe Pornstar experience (PSE) + $300 (bbbj, cimws, cof, deep throating, face fucking, sloppy blowjob, light spanking, light choking, dirty talk, sex toys, role play, a more intense experience)
Rates:
• 30 minutes $750
• 45 minutes $900
• 1 hour $1000
• Anal +$300
Policies
• I am an independent worker. I am not associated with any establishments or agency.
• Discretion and privacy are guaranteed.
• Vetting is required before bookings.
• Safe Sex practiced.
Please only contact me via SMS texts
Calls, Private numbers and WhatsApp messages will not be answered.
When enquiring please ensure to include the following booking details:
Time/Date:
Incall/Outcall:
Booking Duration:
Extras or services you’re interested in:
No Natural Sex | No Filming | cash only
I am non-judgmental and will happily see you if you are a gentleman. I am a non-smoker/non-vaper but I don’t mind if you are. I only drink socially and on longer dates.
Online digital service list:
🩵 photos and videos for Foot fetish clients only
🩵 Worn panties and socks for sale. Posted to you.
Please enquire for prices.
Follow me on Instagram @lilahgx for tour updates.
If you are a regular or previous client of mine you can ask to be added to my Snapchat which I also use to share my tour dates and availability.
Indian Naughty hot girl wet pussy waiting for you 💝💝💝
Hi 💝
I am confident, intelligent and extremely professional. I am an all natural, beauty and embrace the woman that I am. Although my body is
enticing, I have been told that my face is still my best feature.
My enchanting smile, soft lips, small waist and warm silky breasts will captivate you in all the right ways. I love sex and creating euphoria, with a main goal of ensuring that you reach climax and maximum pleasure whether it be a short or lengthy experience.
I pride myself on being an excellent communicator and conversationalist with a desire to rapture you. Let our time become your perfect oasis and impulse with me...
I love affection very much and I am ready to give it in return.
Incall GFE
15Mins $120
30Mins $150
45Mins $200
60Mins $250
Outcall GFE 60Mins $400
Here’s my GFE Service List
The Girlfriend Experience
Gorgeous and erotic bedroom eyes
kissing
Passion and lust
Variety of positions and places for sex
Sensual body massage and body slide
Beautiful classic designer lingerie, suspenders, and stockings
Pussy worship, dedicated pussy play
Outfit requests - please suggest your favorite dress-up
69 oral pleasure
Make me orgasm intensely
Ball sucking licking and teasing
Girlfriend affection and conversation
Snuggles and cuddles post-sex
Solo masturbation shows
Erotic relaxing massage with aromatic oils (sensual or firm)
Striptease and lap dance
Cum on body/breasts (COB)
Dirty bedroom talk and moans of pleasure
Striptease and lap dance
Cum on body/breasts (COB)
Dirty bedroom talk and moans of pleasure
ASHLEY ADAMS 💖🇦🇺 Aussie Ultimate Girlfriend Experience 💋💋
Hi, Im Ashley 🙂
Im an Australian woman, hosting privately from a house in Tullimbar at the back of Albion Park.
Specialising in the 'Girlfriend Experience'. I adore all kinds of men and im passionate about creating real connection. Eye contact, skin on skin, slow kisses. And when it comes to intimacy, I’m confident, intuitive, and deeply skilled, pleasure is always genuine and never a performance with me.
I’m naturally affectionate, a good listener, and I genuinely enjoy pleasing. I offer full service with lots of enthusiasm and zero rush – because I enjoy what I do, and it shows 😘
Whether you're looking for soft and sensual or wild and wicked, I’ll tailor the experience just for you 💋
I’m a slim, sexy brunette with a cheeky smile and a whole lot of natural charm. Sweet, down-to-earth, fun, and always sensual, I know exactly how to make you feel relaxed, desired, and completely satisfied from the moment we meet
So… if you’ve read this far, you’re clearly intrigued.
What are you waiting for? Message me now and let’s make it happen. 😘
💋GFE ✔️
🤫 DISCREET ✔️
🤩 COSTUMES ✔️
👠 FETISH ✔️
Note: No natural services.
Blonde cougar curvy milf
Curvy milf who loves to play bbbj a fave anal a pleasure x also if you good I’m a squirter x
Holly
Hi,
I’m Holly and I'm everything you're looking for....
I'm pretty and petite with a beautiful smile. My body is firm and I’m a size 8. My breasts are DD, I love them and so will you😘.
I'm charismatic , bubbly and sweet.
I love giving pleasure and I’ve been called a Pocket rocket in the bedroom lol
I love sex. I love trying new things. For my shy guys out there, I have the skills to make you feel at ease and relaxed so you'll definitely get the most out of your service.! So please don't hesitate, give me a text or call. Your time with me is sure to be steamy and unforgettable. I'll do my best to fulfil your every desire. You won't be disappointed.
For the outcalls, I do require a small deposit if you'd like me to travel to you or if you would like to book in advance.
P.S
I am available for live streaming and sex video purchase as well as sexy nudes of myself. So don't hesitate if you are able to get to me I can show you Holly being naughty live :)
Facetime and photos available.
Contact me on or 0458415939
If you can’t get hold of me, hit me up on WhatsApp or leave a message and I’ll get back to you x
Love to play,
Holly
Sweet, curvy BBW GF here for your pleasure
Hello stranger x
Fun, curvy girlfriend here, I hope we can meet soon..
One of the most important things to know about me is that making the person I’m with feel comfortable, safe and happy is something I truly enjoy. I pride myself on offering an experience that will leave you wanting more . I’m also genuinely bisexual and welcome the people of all genders!
As for my background, I have a mix of ethnicities, with my Mediterranean genes being the most prominent. I have creamy skin, dark brown hair, and warm brown eyes. My smile and naturally full lips are often what people notice first, then they’re drawn to my full curves. My hourglass figure, with a little waist, flared hips, and rounded bottom, is complemented by my thick thighs.
I love connecting on a deep emotional and physical level, and find great joy in meeting new people.
I can accomodate incalls in a convenient location with notice.
***I do not offer greek (anal), CIMWS or natural vaginal intercourse under any circumstances***
GFE:
- Kissing
- Oral/rimming on me
- Fingering on me
Celine East Coast
💋💋💋💋💋
STANDARD SERVICE:
30mins / $250
1hr / $450
1hr PSE $500
1hr GFE $500
OUTCALLS:
$500/hr
EXTRAS:
Filming $200
BBJ $80
Greek $300
Mutual oral $100
COB $80
On a tight schedule?
…..
💋 BLOW AND GO 💋
$200
+ $80 BBJ
SMS: 0415321243
Meet Celine ❤️🔥
Celine is in her 20s with a gorgeous size 12 figure and an irresistible look. Confident, playful and naturally seductive, she knows how to make you feel comfortable from the moment you meet.
18+ ONLY
Chubby, Busty Tantric Playmate
Are you looking for a lover who is deeply connected to their eroticism and sensuality?
Maybe you want to devote yourself to me. Take your time worshipping every curve and walk away with my blessing.
Or you'd like to be touched in a way that reminds you of the divine within yourself.
Or you'd like to be held by my warm and compassionate gaze, breathe with me and truly connect, shedding the shame, nervousness or insecurity that's been keeping you stuck.
Whatever brings you to me, you can expect slutty, embodied play which satisfies on every level.
My work is informed by the ancient erotic arts. My mission is to help you reconnect with the sensual bliss that is your birthright.
I welcome respectful clients of any sex/gender*, body shape or neurotype.
I'm professional, discreet, and easy to talk to. I get regular STI screens and use protection for every service.
I host from my Wollongong cbd incall.
I am available by advance appointment between 11am and 7pm everyday this week.
Appointments outside these times may be available but will incur extra fee.
I lead a full life so 24 hours notice gives you the best chance of securing a booking.
To book, please text me with:
• Your name
• Booking length
• Preferred day/time
• Which platform you found me on
TEXT ONLY: 0435995208
If it would put your mind at ease, I'm happy to have a quick phone conversation with you, after your initial text enquiry and by prior arrangement.
Please note: Electronic deposit is required to secure your booking
Speak soon xx
*I offer discounted rates for my sapphic, FLINTA and gender diverse clients. If this is something that applies to you and you'd like to avail these, please let me know when you inquire.
Harley Moon
I am a German-Aussie in my early 40s, DD bust, size 8, 168cm tall, highly sensual, super-genuine and extremely respectful of your time and money spent.
I aim to make your time with me the very best you have had ;)
I absolutely love starting with a nude massage, with body slides and lots of teasing 🔥 but am open to discussing your preferences!
Please do not call me - ONLY TEXT MESSAGE!!!!
If you need to speak, send a text first and we can make a time to talk.
Please note I require your ID and a 10% fee to secure the booking.
Rates:
$500 an hour for sensual massage and hand relief
$900 an hour for full service (GFE & open to BDSM per prior discussion and mutual consent)
♥️🔥🥰
Full bush alternative babe
With me, shame has no place, only curiosity, chemistry, and the freedom to be you and explore.
I'm Xena Dylan, a magnetic Mediterranean beauty with an alternative edge, lush intimate body hair, tasteful tattoos and body art, shaved hair and piercings that reflect my soft alternative aesthetic. I'm unapologetically myself, and I invite the same from the people I spend time with.
Whether you're looking for passionate intimacy, playful exploration, meaningful companionship, or a little delicious mischief, I create experiences that are tailored entirely to you. Every connection is different, and that's exactly how I like it.
With a background in professional dance, erotic massage, and BDSM, I effortlessly blend sensuality, intimacy, kink, and genuine connection into sessions that feel exciting, safe, and completely free of judgement. Whether you're brand new to exploring your desires or you've been indulging them for years, I'll happily meet you where you're at.
I'm naturally dominant with a deeply nurturing side, but I also love following chemistry wherever it takes us. Sometimes that means taking complete control with quiet confidence, and sometimes it simply means slowing down, laughing together, and getting lost in each other's company. Whatever we're doing together, I want it to feel authentic.
My naughty mind truly comes alive in intimate settings. I'm a geeky gamer girl with a vivid imagination who loves roleplay, playful escapism, and creating immersive experiences together. Dirty talk comes naturally to me, and I adore building anticipation, whether that's over a long dinner date, through flirtatious messages beforehand, or during the moments where the outside world disappears and it's just the two of us.
I enjoy sensual dominance, power exchange, and a wide variety of kink and fetish play, including anal play, pegging, golden showers, foot play, CNC, and role play taboos - just to name a few of my favourite things to do, I also love a highly stimulating GFE and PSE, always approached with respect, communication, consent, and genuine enthusiasm (consent is so sexy). I love introducing people to new experiences just as much as I enjoy indulging like-minded seasoned adventurers.
Above everything else, I'm drawn to genuine connection. I love meeting people from every walk of life, I'm a raging bisexual and adore the company of women, couples, queers, and warmly welcome clients of all genders, sexualities, relationship styles, cultures, body types, and abilities, including people with disabilities. If you're respectful, open-minded, and curious, I'd genuinely love to meet you. I would love to help you forget about the world for a few hours and have you walking away feeling better and lighter because of our time together.
I'm equally happy sharing an incredible date, enjoying deep conversation over cocktails, escaping for a weekend away, or disappearing behind closed doors to create a private little world where we can explore, laugh, indulge, and simply be ourselves.
I embrace every part of who I am without apology, and I hope you'll feel comfortable doing exactly the same.
I'm Xena Dylan,
And I can't wait to discover the version of you that only I get to meet. Xx
📞 Just Arrived!! Enjoy my sexy hot tight Peach 💋 Sweet sexy chick 🔥 IN/OUTCALL🔥
Hello Gentlemen,
My name is Jessica .I will provide with your most unforgettable. I assure you gentlemen, I have a booty you will never forget, I am smoking hot. You will get lost in my light black eyes, come and let me tease and please you.
I love meeting new people and hope we can share the most exciting adventures together.
Sex is the expression of a unique connection. Fuck me in any position you like, I love sex and all its variety. I'm a virtuoso between the sheets, dedicated to my craft, and delighting you excites me. I'm open-minded, easy going and comfortable to be around. so please don't feel shy in asking to try some new things you ve been fantasising about.. juice wet pussy ready for your tongue watch me explode over your cock...
I am a SEXY Exotic with a slim waist and what u book is what you get guaranteed.
My GFE service :
lip kissing sensual nude full body massage hand relief sexy lingerie blow job passionate rimming ( on me ) sucking balls variety of sex positions shower together 💋
Call or message today to secure your booking:
0414 603 423
Jessica
Stunning sexy Ooh so sweet,Experience with me you will never forget
Hi, Gentleman,
I have busty E cup, size 6 with sexy thighs, a little belly and a VERY round bubble butt. I'm a petite 165cm with long black hair and stunning round eyes.
The smart girls are usually the most kinky..simply because they put thought into it, most of all I LOVE sex~Your pleasure is my number one priority... If your seeking companionship with an intimate and sexual young beauty girl, Ain't no doubt I'm a kind. A crazy little bitch that will Blow your mind.
I'm REAL, I'm very bubbly and I'd love to blow your mind. Let me make your fantasy a reality. I can be your best fantasy gf.
My phone number
Alice
0449 830 144
No private numbers and no time wasters please.
Please text to make a booking in advance to avoid disappointment !
24 hours PLAY !-minded, friendly and cheeky kind of girl🌹 You would like me !!
Hi gentleman,
My name is Jamie, I’m yummy 23 yo body size 8, Nat D tits,I am independent and no rush no time wasting because i want u come back again . I take care every minutes of our time, Never rush for you and me, I enjoy this job and assure you my best and top services.Jamie
I am nice and naughty. I can guarantee the time we share together will be both memorable.
You will have an intimate time that you will never forget!
My services :
-Taking a bath together
-Licking one’s whole body
-Body to body rub
-Play
-Relief
-Kissing
-Sex
You can relax with me
I am good at please a man, Trust me. Look forward to meeting you soon!
Im only here a short time so don’t miss out.
0405 684 729
Jamie
AMAZING HIGH END ESCORT - A GIRL YOU WILL NEVER FORGET
Name: Kitty
Age: 23
Breast Size: 36DD
Height: 164cm
Size: 7
Sexy, sensual, mischief, cheeky & fun. I love to please & be pleased.My boobs are amazing - big, round with large sensitive nipples.
I do fantastic blow job can make magic on you,my killer weapon and my skill are amazing,no one can forget me after see me once. I am talking seriously baby. Let me lick on you,my tongue will tell you the amazing story.
I provide quality extra service and party fun. What else? Come to my private apartment to find out, or I can go to your place. I do private incall and out call.
My full service rates are
$120 - 20mins
$150 - 30mins
$200 - 45mins
$250 - 60mins.
with a reasonable travel expense depends on LocationOut call $400
My services list:
Sensual tickling and cuddling
Erotic nude massage & body slide with aromatherapy oils
Soapy wet shower or bath for two
Ball sucking & licking
Cock massage
Double handed hand-job
Sex in multiple positions
Cum appreciation and swal low
Cum on my body
Prostate play
Foot fetish & worship
Call me now, 040490 428 476
Misti Your Tattooed Anime Dream Come True
To book Call or Text 0484 319 998
️NO NATURAL OFFERED ️
I DONT SWAP SERVICES DONT ASK
Cash currency only !
Etiquette: You are speaking with the parlour i work at directly. Any rudeness, excessive messaging, or unclear communication will not receive a response and may result in you being blocked.
All information regarding my services and tours is already provided here. Read everything thoroughly
Mystique: Your Anime Dream Come True - Are you a gentleman with a passion for anime and gaming? Looking for a curvy, tattooed goddess to fulfill your wildest fantasies? Meet Mystique, the irresistible size 10 beauty with short , raven-black hair and a enhanced D cup bust that will leave you breathless. In her late 20s, Misti is heavily tattooed and pierced, adding to her allure and mystery.
Mystique offers an unforgettable Girlfriend Experience you can indulge in her sensual company and explore your deepest desires. Her passion for anime and gaming makes her the perfect companion for any otaku looking for a real-life waifu.
She offers a variety of extras, including a feet fetish ( womens 9- 10) sure to ignite your senses. Whether you're into role-play or have a specific fantasy in mind, Misti is open Minded to discussing your preferences in the intro room . Her goal is to ensure that every encounter is tailored to your desires, making your time with her unforgettable.
Please note that these special services come with an extra fee, ensuring that you receive the personalized attention and satisfaction you seek. Mystique is committed to making your fantasies come to life, so come in and let her know what you're dreaming of. She's ready to take you on a journey of pleasure and excitement.
Threesome new super young fun oral rimming amazing in/outcall
HI boys call or tex '0412923520
Hello, my name is Jane. I'm a petite girl with seductive brown bedroom eyes, big natural breasts and soft fair skin.
A perfect blend of sexy and sweet, I'm often complimented on my playful and friendly personality. But don't be fooled, I thrive on passion in the bedroom. I can be kinky, cheeky, intimate and wild!
Bookings are essential.
If you think I'm the girl for you, please text me with the following information. (I will not respond to incomplete messages, or requests for discounts).
Your name
The length of booking
The type of booking (e.g. b&go, playtime, quickie, or deluxe)
Your preferred time & date
🔥 Aight listen up u thirsty cunts – Mei’s gonna ruin u for anyone else 💦
Yo. I’m Mei. 👋
45 years old. Yeah, that’s right – half a century of dirty wisdom packed into a body that still makes boys cry n’ men beg. 🍑💋
Don’t expect no fancy lady bullshit from me. I ain’t here to sip tea n’ talk feelings. I’m here to fuckin’ devour u – then kick ur sorry ass out so I can nap. 😴
———————————————————————
Lemme tell u somethin’ that happened 2 months ago – cuz this is the energy u get with me:
JAN heatwave from hell, my AC’s been dead for three days. Sweat’s drippin’ off my tits like a leaky faucet. This lanky repair dude shows up – armpits lookin’ like two wet raccoons. I answer the door in a soaked-ass tank top (no bra, obviously) n’ a thong that’s basically a fuckin’ dental floss challenge. 🥵
He’s tryna act professional, checkin’ the thermostat. But I’m leanin’ over him – my sweat’s literally ploppin’ onto his tool belt. He’s turnin’ red like a tomato. Finally he just SNAPS – shoves me onto the couch, rips my panties off with his teeth (yeah, the dude’s got skills). Then he gives me the messiest, wettest, loudest head of my entire damn life. I’m screamin’ so hard my neighbor texts “u ok?” – bitch I’m FANTASTIC. 🤪
After I came three times from his tongue alone, he wraps his shit up (cuz I ain’t stupid) n’ takes me missionary while the dead fan spins above us like a useless ceiling jewelry. I come two more times. He fixed the AC after. Barely. 😂
That’s the kinda wild shit u get when u call me. Not some starfish deadfish.
———————————————————————
I ain’t gonna pretend I’m a “graceful lady” – nah. I’m that 45yo MILF who knows exactly where ur dick wants to be before u do. 💅
I’ll ride u like a stolen Harley – bounce on that cock till u see stars n’ beg me to slow down (I won’t). Or bend u over my couch n’ make u watch yourself in the mirror while I take what I want. 🛋️💦
Wanna shove my face into the mattress n’ pound me from behind? Go ahead – but don’t cry when u can’t walk straight after.
Wanna lay back n’ let me do all the work? Fine by me – I’ll drain every drop n’ leave u twitchin’.
I love havin’ a wet face – so if u got a tongue, use it. I’ll grind on ur mouth ‘til my legs shake. 😛
———————————————————————
💰 Payment – don’t waste my time:
Cash 💵 or PAYID (instant only – if it says “pending” or “delayed” I’m ghostin’ ur ass. No joke.)
———————————————————————
📱 Hit me up by TEXT only.
I ain’t answerin’ calls while I’m busy gettin’ my back blown out by some other lucky bastard. I’ll text u back when I’m done – could be 5 mins, could be 5 hours. Deal with it. 😘
———————————————————————
I’m Indepent , Private. Discreet? Yeah, sure – but also loud as fuck if u do it right.
Come over or don’t. I really don’t give a shit. But if u do… bring water. U gonna need it. 💧
– Mei 🦊
The 45yo chaos u didn’t know u needed