Borenore Escorts & Adult Services

Hi,I am Mina,22 years old,I am a part time uni student and one of the most gracious girls you could meet ... until I get into the bedroom. I am very horny and raunchy and love all services, 69, French kissing, body slide,Doggie, cob, passionate full service. Full girl friend experience,touching and cuddle, 

Sex in different positions.

I also love to wear beautiful sexy underwear, I always make sure myself look amazing with my sexy French glamour wear , stockings, suspenders, and high heels.

I am a independent provider and I take care every minutes of our time, Never rush for you, I enjoy this job and assure you my best and top service.

I am a well trained masseuse and does good Therapeutic Massage services.

I can guarantee the time we share together will be both memorable and exciting!

• DO NOT TEXT/CALL IF U GONNA BOOK FOR NEXT DAY OR NEXT WEEK. ALL INFO & APPOINTMENT PRIOR 45MINS-2HRS TIME ! 
• NOT SENDING PICTURES
• BLOCK & PRIVATE numbers will be auto reject

I really appreciate gentlemen who are polite, groomed, and generous. Please Kindly introduce yourself upon texting me.

SERVICE:

You will be greeted at the door, I will be wearing lingerie..

Outcall 500 one hour fully included.

Hey there, I’m Yesica

Your ultimate SIZE 8 sex bomb (now with a little naughty and nice! 🍭). Imagine running your hands over my voluptuous curves, tasting my sweet lips 💋, and losing yourself in a thick, soft natural huge melons made for worshipping 🍑.

I’m friendly, fun and down to earth. I love what I do and I’m really good at it.

Cum on now and let me please you!

Included in GFE

250 for 30 minutes

350 for 45 mins

400 for 1 hour

-kissing with tongue

-Stilettos

-BJ

-Hand relief

-Cuddles

-slapping on bum

-69

-Porn star positions, doggy and reverse or standing

-DATY

-COB

-Light spanking

-All positions

BBBJ 100$

COF 100$

All my pics are real. all verified .💋. REAL. PICTURE !💋

I am your dream girl  be bold and what you see is what you get! 

 a curvaceous stunner with D Cup breasts standing 163cm tall with dark hair.

I can be your Baby Girl or  Mistress and include Femme Domination, foot fetish force you to lick my pussy ass spanking and a lot of other surprising experiences  you would never have imagined! 

I provide a great service and am a romantic at heart providing a GFE -

I will provide you with satisfaction guaranteed,,,

a professional, lovely, sweet and gentle with a HOT sizzling body!

i am on fire, wild in the bedroom and ready to show you the time of your life. Every penny spent will be worth it.

I

Come and meet me, your dream girl Anna.!!

Text prefer

0468349830 Anna

I am toned and take good care of my body. I love meeting new people and genuinely.

I am Sexy and Naughty. I'm 22 years of age, and size 6. I'm very bubbly

and fun to be around and can easily hold an intelligent conversation. I am from Thailand and love dancing.

call or text me at , waiting to see you darling.

I keep fit , I love my sit ups, and skipping probably where I got my height since i was young :) It's more for you to enjoy

• Asian Slim Body with a nice firm ass

• I am very lean so I am light to handle

• I have a deep seductive look I like to stare at you while we ride

• Clean down below and it's a tight afair

• My hair is silky black against my tanned long body

• A handfull sized Perky breasts

Love to moan slightly as we kick off and elevate this till you pass out with a smile :)

I offer the ultimate girlfriend experience and love to pamper and be pampered.

I hope I intrigue you.....Leaving you wanting to know more.

Great top enjoyable full service: kiss and cuddle, erotic massage, body rub and sliding, Natural

French, mutual69, variety positions sex, some extra fantasy and

Unrushed service. I will dressing sexy lingerie, stocking and high heels here waiting for you.

NEW Rates + NEW HOURS = MORE FUN!

✅ VERIFIED PHOTOS

✅ HIGH CLASS BABE 

TEXT TO BOOK! 🔥

No edited photos. What you see is what you get.

I’m a 27-year-old Australian with a perfect hourglass figure, pierced nipples that beg to be played with, a silky smooth shaved pussy, and the most stunning blue eyes you’ll ever get lost in. 

Location: Discreet private house near Campbelltown Uni. 

I’m VERY discreet! X 

❤️ On-street parking right out front 

❤️ Fresh shower available before & after. 

My Services:

🔥 Happy Ending Massage

Sensual full-body massage that ends with a slow, teasing handjob until you explode with pleasure.

(bbbj $50 extra)

• 30 mins — $250

• 60 mins — $450

🔥 Nuru Massage

Slippery, body-to-body nuru with lots of mutual touching, long sensual body slides, and an incredibly intense finish.

(bbbj $50 extra)

• 30 mins — $300

• 60 mins — $500

🔥 1 on 1 with me

Enjoy your time with me, take me out for dinner or out and about at chill at mine for erotic experience let's chat and have some fun. Mutual touching, pleasure and extras available! 

• 30 mins — $350

• 60 mins — $550

🔥 Couple Experience (FFM)

Bring your partner and let’s play together. Customisable experience to what you and your partner enjoy.

• 30 mins — $500

• 60 mins — $700

🔥 Lesbian Experience (FFM)

Hire 2 of us for the ultimate 3some experience that you have always dreamed off. 

• 30 mins — $800

• 60 mins — $1400

🔥 4 Hand Erotic Massage by 2 Females with Happy Ending (Extras Available).

• 30 mins - $700

• 60 mins - $1300

🔥 MMF Experience with my husband

Watch me get spoiled… or join in. Passionate, naughty, and very open-minded. Extras available.

• 30 mins — $500 watching only

• 60 mins — $700 watching only

• 30 mins — $700 full service

• 60 mins — $1300 full service

❤️❤️❤️ EXTRAS ❤️❤️❤️

• Multiple rounds $100

• Full service $250

• Pegging $100

• Lick me out and rim me $50

• Bare blowjob $50

• Deep Throat blowjob $100

• Toys on me $100

• Jerk of instructions $150

• Any fetish — just message me 

Content price list: ️

All to keep permanently: 

4 x photos - $50 

4 x photos + 1 x 4min video - $100 

15 x photos + 4 videos - $200

Video calls:

10 mins -  $150

20 mins - $250

Sexting messages: 

Sexting 15 mins -  $100 

Sexting 30 mins - $200

Sexting 1 hour - $300

Sexting for a day - $500 

Phone sex: 

Phone sex 10 mins $100

Phone sex 20 mins $200 

Working Hours: 

Weekdays - 8 am - 10 pm 

Weekends - 9am to 10pm 

Message me with a date and time you would like to book.

Trust me, you’ll remember me and may want to come back for more. 😉

Chat soon. X

CUM & JOIN US for some fun in Narellan. Sessions start at $400.

We are a COUPLE and ONLY WORK TOGETHER.

'Please message respectfully, introducing yourself and what you are looking for in a session & when you are available'

Fantasies could include:

* Be our submissive. Worship Queen and be "forced" to serve Sir. 

* Be our slutty little cuckold and watch a 'real man' pleasing a woman.

* Mummy makes you please her and Daddy.

* Sir makes you get Queen ready for him to fuck, and makes you watch before cleaning her up.

* Wear your sexy bra, stockings and panties while worshipping your Queen & Sir

* Maybe Queen is your wife and Sir is invited to please her in front of you. She has been cheating behind your back, and its time for you to know what's been happening.

* Finally enjoy your kinks. We are both very experienced in the lifestyle and provide a safe space to chat about your thoughts, kinks or anything you want to explore.

A $100 deposit is required and a face photo to book a session

EFTPOS available.

 Queen & Sir

Hello, I am charlotteet

I possess not only a refined silhouette and elegant figure, but also a rich inner world. As a highly educated, bilingual woman, I am passionate about art, wine tasting, and in-depth travel. I am well-versed in sophisticated social etiquette, and whether attending a private dinner or sharing a glass of whiskey in the quiet of midnight, I can be your most dignified and understanding companion.

"I only entertain true gentlemen—successful men who know how to respect and cherish quality and who crave a true resonance between soul and body."

My friend and I specialize in serving gentlemen who want a puff smoking party. We're only staying briefly; please call us while we wait.

all pies are of me if the pies are FAKE l will refund double the amount

Hey. Yeah you. The one scrollin' with one hand. 😏

Listen up 'cause I'm only sayin' this once – n' I don't got time for slow motherfuckers.

I'm Mila. 30 years old. Just that perfect messy-in-the-head-but-sweet-as-hell kinda woman who knows exactly how to make a guy twitch. My tits sit right, my hips got that lil' jiggle, n' my pussy? Fuck. She's warm like fresh coffee n' wetter than a spilled drink on a hot night. 💦

Here's the deal – no fake princess shit. I ain't gonna giggle n' ask about your day.

I spent my whole twenties gettin' disappointed by dudes who thought “foreplay” means pokin' me with their limp dick for 2 seconds. My ex? Soft. Boring. Told me to “relax” while he huffed n' puffed. Nah. One night I got so fed up I grabbed this shy younger dude from the bar, dragged him into my backseat, rode his face 'til he nearly passed out, then let him finger-fuck me so deep I came on his whole hand. That's the energy I want. From you. Right now.

What I'm offerin' (read it slow, horny-ass) 😈

💋 DIRTY TALK + HARD MAKEOUT – yeah, get your tongue down my throat while you squeeze my ass. I'll whisper nasty shit in your ear 'til you're leakin' through your jeans.

👅 FACERIDING – I'll sit on that pretty mouth of yours. Grind my wet cunt all over your lips. You don't get to breathe 'til I shake. And I will shake.

🍆 DEEP THROAT – no gag reflex bullshit. Shove your cock down my throat 'til your balls slap my chin. I'll drool all over you like a good lil' slut. Then I'll smile with my messy face. 😜

🖐️ FINGERING + TOYS – I'll spread my legs wide, let you watch me slide two fingers in... then three. Or I'll pull out my lil' vibrator n' make myself cum right in front of you. You can help. Or just watch n' stroke. Both get me wet.

🍑 MISSIONARY BUT NASTY – legs on your shoulders, you poundin' deep while I scratch your back n' beg you not to stop. 

I don't give a fuck if you're 22 or 55. Fat, skinny, crooked dick – couldn't care less. Just show up with clean hands n' a hard-on that ain't scared to get a little rough. (Not violent. Just... hungry.)

📱 TEXT ME. Please. 🫦

Don't fuckin' call. I might be busy ridin' someone else's face or makin' a mess on my own fingers. I'll text you back soon as I'm done – 'cause I'm not rude. Just busy bein' a slut. 😇

💵 PAYMENT – CASH or PAYID (INSTANT ONLY)

No delayed. No “pending approval” bullshit. No “oops my bank is slow.” If it ain't green in my hand or instantly in my account, you can take your blue balls right back to the curb. IDGAF.

Last thing – 'cause I know you're already grabbin' your phone with one hand:

I used to waste my time on men who couldn't fuck. Now? I want a guy who'll let me ride his thigh while I suck his thumb, then flip me over n' make me beg like the desperate lil' thing I am. No breaks. No “Mila slow down.” Shut up, spank me once, n' watch how fast I drip.

Still readin'? Good boy. 😈

Type out a message. Tell me your name n' what you wanna do to me. My legs are already open. My fingers are wet.

Your turn, handsome. 💋

– Mila 💕

(Yes, that's really me. 30, soft, nasty, n' sweet as hell. Come find out.)

Hi, Gentleman.

My name is Gina, an elegant and optimistic Italian chic with a friendly personality and a sexy accent.

I provide discreet companionship for gentlemen who appreciate the finer things in life. I offer a variety of dates : I can be your perfect companion

I wear not only beautiful and sexy designer lingerie but also a genuine smile, being friendly, caring and easy-going.

Gina 0435 437 312

Cash only

INcall rate please sms me for details

150 20mins

200 30mins

300 an hr

outcall from 500an hr

Extra service （inquire in person）

Love Gina xx

👄👄

Gina 0435 437 312

Hi guys

I am Sophia, a sophisticated independent PRIVATE Escort for men. I am of asian background. I have a beautiful face with nice full lips, Brunette with long hair & big bedroom Brown eyes， delicious natural D Breasts and very passionate. Sophia 0489218826

I prepare on various levels before you arrive, wearing something that I have chosen knowing very well it will give you ultimate visual arousal on first sight. 

With me Its not about how old or young you are, what your body is like. Its about the connectivity found when two people meet, lock eyes and focus on nothing but instinct, guards come down and what follows is raw, real and anything but planned. 

Its fact, I love what I do and it shows. 

I am naughty, meets nice. The good girl with a bad girl streak. 

I’m very open minded there is nothing that shocks me. A lover of pleasure & not pain. I Love to please & be pleased!

Can’t wait to see what pleasure & naughtiness we can get up too.

Look forward to hearing from you soon.

Sophia 0489218826

Incall and outcall available please TEXT me for Price

I will serve you well^^

 incall 150/30mins 250/hr

outcall also available, From $450 an hr sure you have to pay me taxi ~hahaha Sophia 0489218826

0434092092

High class top escort exotic. Can bring you happiness. I can guarantee you spend time with me won’t be something you soon forget.

really for play . Love to have a great time with you .

I am long hair . cute face and nice body . I am very friendly. Super new horny girl alone here .

GFE experience with body slides. Amazing oral. 69, nude massage and unforgettable sex

in/outcall. 🌶️ Overnight 🌶️ available

dinner companion 💋💋💋

Overnigh stays 👠👠👠

looking forward to seeing you soon !!!!

☎️. 043492092

0434092092

0434092092

First of all thank you for noticing me and checking out my profile. I am an independent touring escort and an ex-model on

Name: ghee

Age:22

Breast Size :36EE

Size: 7

In meeting me, you will notice I truly enjoy getting to know my lovers on a very personal and intimate level. I am free – spirited, very open-minded and believe sexual pleasure is a human right. l have a large sexual appetite and have always fantasized about being a high-class escort and believe I have found my true calling.

My background is very noticeable in my exotic appearance. I have flawless smooth skin (just as seen in the photos) and bedroom hazel eyes. I have a tight and toned, size 7 hourglass figure with large size 36EE breasts and a round and perky backside.

On my days off you are likely to find me at the gym or enjoying the great outdoors. I am passionate about having a positive mindset towards life.

My services list: some are extras （pls text for more information）

Passionate tongue kissing (extra)

Sensual tickling and cuddling

Erotic nude massage & body slide with aromatherapy oils

Soapy wet shower or bath for two

Body worship

Tie & Tease ( extra)

Deep throat (extra)

Cock spitting

Gagging

Tea bagging

Face fucking*

Cock massage

Double handed hand-job

Cum in my mouth ( extra)

Cum appreciation and swallow ( extra)

Cum on my body

Cum on my face* ( extra)

Cum on my ass

Cum on my tits ( extra)

Prostate play

Natural oral on me

Squirting*

Fingering

Foot fetish & worship

Genuine lesbian licking, sucking & fucking

Toy play

Mutual deep rimming

Spanking

Fetish* (Please enquire)

Dress-ups* (Please enquire)

Cum as many times as you can, I’ll savor it all

Golden shower giving only ($30 extra)

***All extras: $150 package rate on top.***

My full service rates are

$180 - 30mins

$230 - 45mins

$280 - 60mins.

Out call $450/60 up depends on Location

JustArrived ! 

First impressions; I am a sweet, friendly & a well educated woman of class that has been blessed with inexplicable sex appeal & a love for pleasure.😍

I accommodate to levels of experience whether you've done this before, have a fantasy, need a companion or it's your first time...🙌🙌

Everything I do is always unrushed done effortlessly, as I want you just as much as you want me from the moment we meet.😆😆

To enquire or book please only contact me via SMS .

⛔ Private Number calls will not be answered⛔

🤦‍♀️IMPORTANT: SPECIAL TIMING, PRICE IS FIXED

🤦‍♀️ OUTCALL IS AVAILABLE

🤦‍♀️ PICTURE'S REAL

🤦‍♀️ DONT MAKE FAKE BOOKING

0432868233

Shower together

-lips kissing

-girlfriend experience

-Body to body massage

-Oral

-COB

-69

-Rim or lick on me

-Blow job

-variety position of sex with condom

Naughty extras available, please drop a text(I prefer messages,selected bookings every day）

Outcall starts from:

60 minutes $550+transport

Diana

Preferred In Private

💎100% Turned on 💎 XXX Porn Star Experience 👄

I am most told: “you are stunning, so much better than your photos”

”you are a very horny woman that was amazing”

”My god you have the nicest ass”

Anal avail +Natural avail. Pls inquire about extras.when you make a booking. booking need to be confirmed with extra service.

******World Class 👄👄WECHAT:sydmm2022.

**** Amazing ass that loves your attention. May cause user premature ejaculation when handled incorrectly, (Please read user manual located in my pussy prior to use)

 ******GUARANTEED to Satisfy *******

• Killer curves s and pert DD’s you will love
• Natural full lips
• Possibly the best ass in town
• I’m your girl next door yet a complete porn addict and sex fiend. 
• I’m 23…… really
• I take care of my body and my photos are 100% me. Im told I’m sexy as hell.💎❤️
• love high energy naughty PORN STAR Sex you won’t forget me❤️❤️❤️
•  I’m lots of fun but also thrive on intelligent conversation and have the knowledge and wisdom to converse on a multitude of topics easily.

Please TEXT me with your preferred time, duration of booking and your desires and wants so we can plan our time together.

💎Private Apartment with discreet entry and visitors parking

💎 All bookings confirmed via text

💎 I am always immaculate so I expect only hygienic gentlemen.

💎 Available all hours and party friendly

Best described as :

Insatiably sexy, beautiful smile, kissable lips, intelligent, genuine, gorgeous, DTE, fashionable, skin like butter, dangerously hot, classy, slim body and killer hips attitude.

Hi gents,

This is Kristina on 0466 145 817

People who know me well would describe me as open-minded, kind and generous. I am a Salt of the Earth, unique companion who is in perpetual search of magic, wonder, debauchery and people cut from the same cloth to share it all with.

Picture this flowing dark braids, deep brown doe-eyes, glowing skin and a flirtatious smile. Heads turn when I walk in a room for all the right reasons, but it’ll always be my breath-of-fresh-air demeanour that keeps discerning lovers coming back for more.

Whether it’s only for an hour or the whole night, when we’re together you have my complete and undivided attention. Picking your brain while truly living in the moment is my favourite type of foreplay.

SWEET GFE

Your sweet, carefree girlfriend greets you at the door after work, a cuddle on the couch turns into your favourite sensual afternoon delight.

60 minutes $250

45 minutes $200

30 minutes $150

Sweet GFE Includes

•Skin-on-skin; foreplay, massage, & aftercare cuddles.

•Explosive Oral

•Passionate Kissing

•Deep throat, gagging, spitting, ball-licking, choking

•As many positions as you can bend me into

•Tantric Massage advanced techniques for extended orgasms

•Shower for two, Tittyfucking, COB, Strip tease

•Mind sex with a true conversationalist

•Tea or Champagne & nibbles

•Hard & deep passionate fuck marathons

•Fetish Femdom Footfetish

•Dirty talk & Spanking

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PSE Special Extras include

•Everything from Sweet GFE

•Nat sex 

•Anal sex

•COF/CIM

•Nat Oral

•rimming on you

I want to be your wildest sexy daydream, a place you go nobody else knows about, a memory you can almost touch that lives in the darkest crevice of your mind. 

I want to please you, touch you, know you.

Will you let me

0466 145 817

My clients love my sweet face and cute smile and say I am their bedroom sweetener who is professional and patient at all level. 

I am Angie 21 yo and carry a petite size 7 curvy body with perky D cup breast. My service has always been top notched, my clients are always delighted with my superb skills and not only that, you will find my services are playful, passionate and most important full of attention to you and your needs.0489215211

Your time with me will be full of passion, seduction and extremely vibrant. I know I will rock your world, I get so turned on watching people lose themselves in a state of tranquility, seconds after their best orgasm ever. 

 Angie 0489215211

Incall

$180 for 30mins

$280 an hour for the ride of your life ;)

Outcall from $450 an hr depends on travel

Call me with your number showing Angie 0489215211

Indulge; let me be the girl you choose to play with today... let's have some fun;)

Angie xx0489215211

Hi guys

Let me be your escape, fullfill your desire

Imagine this: My 36D cup busty but slim body pressed against you. My hands exploring your skin. I'll guide you inside me, letting out a soft gasp as you fill me up. I love to be on top, riding you slowly at first, then faster, feeling you go deep. The sounds of our bodies meeting will be the only thing we hear. 🎶

We can do it anywhere—bending me over the kitchen counter, pressing me against the cold glass of the balcony, or with steam covering us in the shower. I don't care, as long as we're connected.

I won't stop until I feel you pulse inside me. And even then, I'll make sure you're completely drained. I'm naturally passionate, and I plan to use all of it on you. You'll lose count of how many times you finish.

Forget your long day. Forget your troubles. Come to me.

Let me be your secret. Are you getting enough attention at home? You deserve more. Let me give you the warmth and intense passion you've been missing.

I'm here, wet and waiting. Let's turn my stress into our pleasure.

📞Text me and let's arrange something hot. — Tina

Your BEST Temptation

incall:

20mins: $130

30mins:$180

45mins:$230

60mins:$280

 One hour recommend because I like to take things slow . Outcall from 550 for one hour

0481 815 822

Hi guys,

this is Macy 0468873585

Bright eyed, warmhearted, and an infectious smile are only some of the reasons I've been such a hit with clients. Adventurous and well-traveled, you’ll enjoy me company just as much as you do my looks. ;) With silky black hair and almond shaped brown eyes, it will be hard to take your eyes off of this 22 year-old body.

You will discover that I am sincere, intelligent, worldly and extremely down to earth. I am also ambitious and I believe that you should do whatever it is that you do, with a heart-felt conviction. This mentality and outlook is reflected in my work and life.

That is why I am always ready to give you a good time and let you be in control so that you can tell me what you are looking forward to. If you are conservative, do not worry at all because I will also be ready to guide you on what to do to enjoy yourself thoroughly. 

A girl like me is something you must experience at least once, if not again and again in life. Beautifully dressed and unforgettable, I turn heads for all the right reasons but have eyes only for you. A great imagination is a total turn-on for me, and I would be excited to be your muse.

please XOXOMacy468873585

1 GIRL Incall rates:

20min for 130

30min for 180

45min for 230

60min for 280

OUtcall also available which required taxi fare From 500 an hr

2 GIRLS DUO INCALL Rate

20min for 260

30min for 360

45min for 460

60min for 560

OUtcall also available which required taxi fare From 1000 an hr

PLEASE ASK FOR EXTRA BEFORE BOOKING THANKS 

Macy468873585

Hey. I'm Ying. 28. Not some shy lil girl. I know exactly what I want n that's a hard dick to play with. U got one? Good. Don't? Then fuck off.

Lemme tell u somethin' that happened last week… just so u know what kinda nasty u dealin with.

So it's Friday, like 4pm. Some NBN guy comes over – young, kinda skinny but cute, big ass hands n a shaky voice. He's s'posed to fix my internet or whatever. I ain't wearin much. Just a ripped fishnet top n these lil shorts that say "SLUT" on the ass. Not tryin, just chillin. He's lookin at my tits the whole time while pretendin to check NBN box. I'm like "u thirsty?" n bend over to grab a soda from the bottom shelf. My whole pussy's just… out there. He fuckin chokes. When he stands up, I see this huge bulge in his work pants – tryna escape like a prisoner. So I walk over, grab his belt loop, pull him close n whisper "u look stressed, lemme help." Drop to my knees right there on the carpet, unzip him with my teeth (yeah, I'm talented like that), n suck him like a fuckin popsicle. He whimpers like a lost puppy. Then I stop, look up all sweet n say "now fuck me like ur tryna fix my connection – hard, fast, n don't break me." He laughs, pulls out a rubber, shoves me on the couch, spreads my legs wide, n pounds me so deep I feel him in my fuckin throat. I came twice just from that. He pulls out n shoots all over my belly – painted me like a damn canvas. Then he left his tool belt behind. I still use the screwdriver handle when I'm bored. Heh.

That's the kinda fun I bring. I ain't no elegant girl shit. I'm a dirty-minded 28yo Singaporean slut who loves sweat, spit, n makin u forget ur own name.

how to get a piece of this 🔥

don’t fuckin call me. i swear to god if i hear a ringtone i’ll lose my shit.

send a text. just text. i’ll get back when i’m not busy ridin some other guy into next week. might be 5 mins, might be 5 hours – deal with it.

——————————————————————

money talk 💸

cash only or PayID (instant only – delayed or pending transfers can suck my dick. won’t accept ‘em. period.)

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so u comin or u just gonna sit there jerkin off to my pic like a sad little bitch?

text me. now. 💋

fuckin’ listen up, yeah?

name’s Shakira. 28. Trash with a dirty grin n’ a pussy that’s basically a heat-seeking missile 🚀

i ain’t here to hold your hand or whisper sweet nothings.

i’m here to wreck u so good u forget your own name – then kick u out with a smirk n’ a cigarette 🚬

so stop readin’ like a little bitch n’ get ready for some real nasty shit 💩 (not that kinda nasty, u pervs – i mean the good kinda wet mess)

here’s how i broke a dude last Month… 🥵

Jan. heatwave so bad even my ice cubes were cryin’.

my AC? dead as a doornail. so i call a repair guy – shows up all lanky, sweat stains under his arms like two little rivers 🌊

me? i’m just hangin’ around in a wet ass tank top (no bra – duh) n’ a thong that’s basically a fuckin’ suggestion. like three strings n’ hope.

he’s tryna check the thermostat. but i’m “accidentally” leanin’ over him, my tits practically drippin’ on his toolbox 🧰

he’s all red ears n’ shaky hands – adorable, really.

then he just… snaps.

grabs my hips, throws me on the couch like i weigh nothin’, buries his face between my legs like it’s the last meal on earth 🍽️

and holy SHIT – that man ate me out like he was starvin’ for a week. sloppy, loud, tongue all over the place. i screamed so hard my neighbor texted “u ok?” i just replied “never better ” 😂

then i climbed on top n’ rode him like a stolen dirtbike – his hands on my waist, my nails diggin’ into his chest. came twice just from that. then he flipped me over (missionary but who’s countin’) n’ we finished so sweaty the couch looked like a slip-n-slide 💦

he fixed the AC after. barely.

but who gives a fuck? i was already melted.

that’s the kinda vibe i bring, baby.

not some stiff doll. not some princess.

i’m the girl who’ll whisper dirty shit in your ear while i grind so slow u think u gonna explode 🍆💥

u want a slutty little firecracker who laughs when she chokes?

who’ll let u pull her hair n’ spank her till she giggles?

who’ll look u dead in the eye while she’s on her knees n’ say “that all u got?” 😈

yeah. that’s me.

💰 payment shit (don’t be dumb):

cash only. or PAYID – instant only 🚫 delayed or pending transfers? fuck off, i ain’t your bank.

money first, play later. no exceptions. don’t test me.

📱 don’t fuckin’ call me.

i won’t pick up. i’m either sleepin’, eatin’, or gettin’ my back blown out by some rando 😘

text me.

i’ll reply when i’m not busy makin’ another dude see god.

so here’s the deal:

u text me a dirty thought.

i decide if u deserve this wet, wild, messy little nightmare. 🖤

if not? go jerk off to porn. i don’t care.

— Shakira 🦇💋