Box Hill Escorts & Adult Services
Wagga wednesday & thursday
lush lola back in wagga for 2 nights only
weds & thurs
ALL BOOKINGS REQUIRE A DEPOSIT
to be sent at time of request, these are non-negotiable and non refundable
new ig @shhhhh.itslola
digital content
$200 for 3 short videos
$100 for 4 photos
must pay via beem app
video call $200 for 10mins
Girlfriend experience
The girlfriend experience is my standard service and it perfect for those who want a sensual relaxing date. Perfect way to unwind after a long week at work or a stressful day.
This service includes:
light kissing
nipple sucking
body kissing
full body massage
mutual protected oral
multiple positions
cuddles
sex
naughty girlfriend experience / pse
.
This naughty delight includes all of the above mentioned services as well as some fun and enticing additions including:
Deep throat
Gagging
Face fucking
Light spanking
Light hair pulling
Wild sex
COB
cof
Passionate kissing
Multiple shots on goa
Rimming on me
dirty talk
Feeling extra naughty or have a particular kink you want to try?
I pride myself on having an open mind and offer most services so just ask prior to our date and we will make it happen :)
day time bookings welcome
NO NATURAL SEX!!!!!!!
no car or outdoor bookings
message please as i do not answer unexpected calls
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I'm warm, confident, great company, charming and intelligent, I'm
sophisticated and open minded and people often comment that I have a
maturity and wisdom beyond my years.
I offer In Calls daily I love making people's wild dreams a fulfilling reality, I love touching, love to be touched and provide a most pleasurable experience.
Here’s my GFE Service List
The Girlfriend Experience
Multiple rounds of passionate and intimate sex
Gorgeous and erotic bedroom eyes
Passion and lust
Variety of positions and places for sex
Sensual body massage and body slide
Beautiful classic designer lingerie, suspenders and stockings
Pussy worship, dedicated pussy play
Outfit requests - please suggest your favourite dress up
69 oral pleasure
Make me orgasm intensely
Ball sucking licking and teasing
Girlfriend affection and conversation
Snuggles and cuddles post-sex
Solo masturbation shows
Erotic relaxing massage with aromatic oils (sensual or firm)
Striptease and lap dance
Cum on body/breasts (COB)
Dirty bedroom talk and moans of pleasure
incall GFE
150/30min,
200 45 mins
250/60min
Stunning Aussie Ladies available in Wagga
To see all ladies available this week, please go to our website.
https://www.kittenscougars.com/
Indulge in Discretion. Discover Desire.
Step into a world where elegance meets indulgence. At Kittens & Cougars, we offer a refined, private environment designed for adults who appreciate connection, confidence, and exceptional service.
Our welcoming, professional companions are chosen for their charm, intelligence, and ability to make you feel completely at ease. Whether you’re seeking relaxation, conversation, or a moment away from the everyday, you’ll find an experience tailored to you.
Discreet and secure
Luxurious surroundings
Professional, respectful service
Open 7 days
Your time is valuable — spend it somewhere unforgettable.
Book privately. Arrive confidently. Leave satisfied.
PRICING
15 minutes - $150
30 minutes - $200
45 minutes - $250
60 minutes - $300
Please note pricing is for in house services, outcalls cost extra.
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MY RATES:
$250/half hour(incalls)
$400/hour(incalls)
EXTRA:$150 for my cum per hour or $200 for my cum half hour
$550/hour(outcalls)plus Uber
includes full girlfriend experience,oral,anal,licking,kissing & sensual erotic massage
Whether you are a novice or a connoisseur of TS women, my inviting and playful personality will put you immediately at ease.
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PERTH HoTEL ROOM
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Think Kim K glamour meets video-vixen energy 💋 A gorgeous Australian 🇦🇺 blonde with a seriously curvy silhouette, a peachy big booty and show-stopping H-cup curves that are impossible to ignore.
I’m feminine, confident and irresistibly flirtatious — the kind of woman who walks into the room and instantly commands attention. 💎🔥
If you love a glamorous blonde with curves for days, a playful personality and that unmistakable video-vixen fantasy, you’ve just found your girl. 💋
Services I provide
online services- video calls 10 mins for 10 mins extra $50 for toys
😉Standard Experience
🥰GirlFriend Experience
💦PornStar Experience
💣Ultimate Vixen PornStar Experience
I’m a bubbly, affectionate lady who loves creating a genuine connection. I’m naturally loving and sensual, and I enjoy passionate kissing, intimacy and taking the time to make you feel completely comfortable and relaxed.
I’m open-minded, kink-friendly and love exploring fantasies with the right person. I enjoy the playful, adventurous side of life and have a genuine interest in the kink and fetish community.
Born and raised in Victoria, I’ve experienced both rural and city life, giving me a down-to-earth personality with a love for the finer things in life.
With a decade of experience in stripping and entertainment — from performing for large groups to creating a more intimate one-on-one experience — I absolutely love entertaining, connecting with people and creating a fun, welcoming atmosphere.
Outside of work, I love travelling throughout Australia and around the globe. I’m also a huge foodie and love discovering Melbourne’s coolest cafés, restaurants and hidden gems.
✨ Hygiene is extremely important to me. I take pride in looking after myself and expect the same consideration from my lovers. Please arrive fresh, clean and showered, as my services will depend on your personal hygiene.
If you’re looking for a warm, bubbly blonde who combines glamour, sensuality, experience and a genuine connection, I’d love to meet you. 💋
I am a open minded individual I offer my time to:
- Couples
- All genders
- All race
- party environment bookings
- Swingers and/or kink events
I do not offer my services to individuals:
- Heavy smokers (as I am asthma)
- Heavy party users.
* all prices are not negotiable
* all sex is safe using a condom
* strictly no anal/ no CIM/ no COF.
*strictly no filming.
* no choking or spitting on me.
BOOKING INFORMATION:
I have 1 option for screening;
1- A non-refundable deposit.
*I ask for a non-refundable deposit of $100 per hour to secure the booking as I spend. My time preparing for you.
*I will keep the deposit if you show symptoms of STD’s /unsafe environment/ open wounds/ late / no shows or cancellation.
PAYMENT METHOD - CASH ON ARRIVAL
After you have send me a screenshot or a receipt to confirm you have sent the deposit.
Please pay the remaining balance in cash upon arrival. For example, if I charge $650 an hour. You pay a $100 deposit. When you come to meet me, the balance is $550.
Duty of Client Confidentiality
All information is confidential and is solely by escorts. The information privately used is to maintain a level of personal safety. Girls working as escorts need to ensure and minimise the risk of encountering problematic and unsavoury clients.
IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH MY POLICY
Failure to comply with the following regulations listed may result in me refusing to see you, or not responding to your enquires. Abusive behaviour will not be tolerated and you will be blacklisted.If there is a breach in our agreement or a danger to my safety the booking will end with no refund.
Texting what’s up babe and calling will be not be tolerated.
WE ARE OPEN - 24hr - 7Days . 0426 503 568
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Longest standing establishment escort agency here in the Riverina region, we offer a wide range of girls with wide range of services.
All the girls are very well presented and love what they do, they love meeting so many wonderful people and at the same time are able to share their love and experience of pleasuring you!!
Our girls are very open, so please share your fantasies with them so they are able to service you the way you want!
Their priority is to ensure that you have a wonderful time when you are with them, they love to see your satisfaction through your eyes.
When you are completed satisfied, let them provide a nice relaxing therapeutic massage to leave you completely relaxed.
Our only request is that you have respect when meeting them, any unacceptable behavior they will leave and without any refund.
Different girls provide different types of services, text to enquire :) we have girls and ladies from all continents, Asians, Caucasian, Africans you name it we have them, also girls with all different shapes and sizes!
We keep 3 to 4 ladies at the premises on a daily basis and changed every 1 to 2 weeks, so call or message to enquire on roster!!!
Incalls @ 4 Saxon St Wagga Wagga NSW 2650
20 Mins - $120
30 Mins - $150
45 Mins - $200
60 Mins - $250
Escorts and Outcalls (Includes Uber fee)
60 Mins - $350
(We can cater for close by towns however prices will be different depending on location)
Text to enquire on: 0426 503 568
Looking for a private escape in the area? Please call & come
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-I do personal service for tuition and to bring you happiness. This is my greatest honour! 🌹😁
-I have natural breasts, 🌹😁
Call me now: 0435 320 777
If you would like enjoy a relaxing massage in a lovely atmosphere, try come to meet me.
After full day stressed working and happened around you, are you feeling stressed?
*** Come to my place, enjoy the moment just for TWO of us ***
Come to meet me in my private room, the personal relaxing massage. You will find the different.
- I know what you want, please come in and see what you gotta have.
- I know that there are many places where you can get professional massage in this area, but I believe that I am the best services in one of kind.
**** Prostate Lymphatic treatments, this intensive + relaxing experience.
-Intro for Prostate- Hope can treat coldness, premature ejaculation, and urinary tract obstruction.
** Firstly, you will be asked to spread your legs, allowing full access to your genitals.
-While using oil on the shaft of your Lingam and testicles slowly and gently reaching your anus and then back again to your shaft and head of your Lingam, taking time with the slow stroke of various pressures to bring you to a start of tantric which is just close to point of no return.
-Be aware of your senses and if you get too close to Oregon too soon, back off and move to other areas and back again to your genitals to resume your tantric state. This can happen several times until you finally reach that explosive shuddering climax.
-Naturally, if you choose to ejaculate early or not at all will be entirely up to you!
- I offer:
Whole body relaxing massage
**** Lots more to be discussed
**** Extra services available, XOXO
Please text and message for booking: 0435 320 777
Near RSL Club, and Sportmen's Club hotel,
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Hello handsome! My name is Marry
I'm new in town and feeling excited to meet some wonderful gentlemen! I'm a sweet, bubbly and affectionate girl with a warm smile, beautiful eyes and a playful little personality. I might be a little shy at first, but once we get comfortable, you'll discover my cheerful and charming side. 🥰
I love making people feel special and welcome. Whether you'd like some sweet girlfriend-style attention, relaxing cuddles or a more playful and passionate experience, I'll always do my best to make our time together enjoyable.
🎀 A LITTLE SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO
- Pretty and sexy lingerie
- Sensual foreplay
- Oral services
- Relaxing body-to-body massage
- Nude body-slide massage
- Playful roleplay and sweet talk
- Protected intimacy in multiple positions
I believe the nicest moments come from feeling comfortable, relaxed and enjoying each other's company. I love being affectionate, taking my time and paying attention to the little things that make an experience special.
💕 Marry'S WELCOME SPECIAL
- $150 / 30 minutes
- $200 / 45 minutes
- $250 / 60 minutes
I'm still the new girl around here, so I'd love to make some lovely new connections!
Come and say hello, handsome. I'll welcome you with my sweetest smile and hopefully send you home feeling happy. 💗
A little sweetness, a little cheekiness, and lots of lovely smiles. Can't wait to meet you! 🌸
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INCALL or OUTCALL LOCALS +UBER
$120 QUICKY (15 mins)
$150 (30 mins)
$200 (45 mins)
$250 (60 mins)
FULL - Foreplay, sex, toys on me and toys on you
AUSSIE PSE - loud moaning, dirty talk, , extreme gagging , deep throating, ball licking and sucking (shaven) , spitting on your cock and toy play on me, toy play on you (own toys), porn,GFE- Conversation, foreplay, deep french kissing and plenty of cuddles and sex,
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- I know what you need, you come to the right place…
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I know that there are many places where you can get professional massage in this area, but I believe that I am the best services in one of kind.-
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Call me now: 0405 452 766
Lots more to be discussed
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My number: 0432 697 528 🤪💪🥳👍I can do home visit, out call services.
Hi… Looking for a private escape in the area?
**** Extra available upon request
**** Lots more to be discussed
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I have a sweet face and a gentle smile… but when you’re close to me, you’ll feel a more playful, warm side that slowly draws you in.
I’m very attentive and affectionate, and I love creating a space where you can fully relax… forget everything outside… and just enjoy the moment with me. I’m not the type to rush.
I like to take things slow… feel your energy… and let everything build naturally.
With me, you can expect:
- A soft, relaxing massage that melts your stress away
- Warm, gentle touch that lingers just a little longer
- Close, comfortable interaction that feels natural and easy
- A sweet, intimate atmosphere where you can truly unwind
- Warm massage and jerk off for you
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CALL ME now: 0432 697 528
- Location: 57 peter St,Wagga Wagga NSW 2650
- Corner of Morgan Street, next to Ambition, opposite of Globe apartments.🤪
available for outcalls near coffs harbour NOW
Hello there lovers, I'm Suzie and I'm ready to make your bbw and curvy girl fantasy come true - I am specialised in providing a comfortable and unforgettable full-service girlfriend experience.
If you're looking to play with a woman who is naturally round in all the right places, articulate, well-travelled, funny and an all-around good time, then look no further ;) PS, I am naturally curvy and hairy too, the only thing I shave are my legs x
Want to book some time together? Feel free to text me and discuss details, so that we can arrange an appointment.
I try to get back to every message and call, but if you don't hear back from me, that is because I'm busy.
If you'd like to guarantee you do hear back from me, make sure you text me, and include the following in your message:
- The date/time you're interested in booking
- The length and type of service
- Your suburb and a name.
- Letting me know if I can/can't text back after certain times, is also helpful for you and I both :)
I'll try and get back to you as soon as possible x
Limited incalls now available when I'm in Bathurst – send me a text, let's organise something.
PLEASE NOTE:
+ I don't answer private calls
+ Safe sex only
+ No, I don't do anal
***If you ask for any of the above, I will not respond to you.
***If you call from a private number, I will not pick up.
DIGITAL SERVICES:
Video call/sexting session: 10mins $50 // 30mins $100
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My hourly rate covers a girlfriend experience and includes the following services:
- mutual oral (covered), mutual masturbation, msog, dfk, 69, full body massage, daty, sexy striptease, touching, intimate cuddling
- Pornstar Experience is an additional service, I charge for an additional $150 p/h. PSE services includes: All of the above GFE services as well as roleplay, costumes, spanking, cum on body, BBBJ, gagging, squirting, anal play on me
Feel free to message for additional requests, fantasies or kinks. Let me know what it is that you've been thinking about and we will make it happen x
I am very happy to travel, however outcalls outside of my base location will require an additional fee ($$ depending on location), as well as a deposit in advance.
Want me to find my way to your town? Send me a text or email, let's see if what's possible. I am always happy to organise meet ups, and be flown anywhere within Australia and the Asia Pacific Region.
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Are you looking for Escort baby? Are you feeling alone and horny? need someone to warm you up? My service is what you would call I guess full service and similar to a girlfriend experience
Don't rush, it's fun to take your time. I can meet all the needs of your fantasy!!!D
My prices:
Incall:
$120/15 min
$150/30min
$200/45 min
$250/60min
Outcall:
$500/60min+Travel fee
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You won’t want to miss this—let’s experience what it’s like to be boyfriend and girlfriend.l offer real NURU gel massage and use hot water mix nuru gel. You lie belly down on the hygienic WATERPROOF mat,l am on your back slide from your neck to toes. Then you turn over,l use my pussy slide from ur chest to your dicks and legs and grind them over and over again. ln the end we have sex with protection.
30 mins $250
45 mins $300
60 mins $350
massage & happy ending
$120 /30mins
$160/45mins
$200 /60mins
Disorderly, rude and disrespectful messages will not be replied.
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Hi, Gentleman.
My name is Gina, an elegant and optimistic Italian chic with a friendly personality and a sexy accent.
I provide discreet companionship for gentlemen who appreciate the finer things in life. I offer a variety of dates : I can be your perfect companion
I wear not only beautiful and sexy designer lingerie but also a genuine smile, being friendly, caring and easy-going.
Gina 0435 437 312
Cash only
INcall rate please sms me for details
150 20mins
200 30mins
300 an hr
outcall from 500an hr
Extra service （inquire in person）
Love Gina xx
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Gina 0435 437 312
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Hi, Everyone
I am a sexy independent girl just arrived in town.
I am a Elegant, beautiful and sexy women. I’m friendly, charming and very passionate. I provide full intimate sexual Girl Friend Experiences!
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I live in a private home with parking available, Come to me we can do everything you want me to do in this big and comfortable place.
Full service including
sexy stockings lingerie
GFE safety hobby sucking in different locations
shower together
Oral to me
passionate lips kiss
Body Oil Massage
Foreplay
Roleplay School Girl
fetish
spanking on u
Incall GFE
130/20 mins
180/30min,
230 45 mins
280/60min
nude massage and happy ending
120 half hour
200 hour
outcall from 500 an HR. deposit required .
Tina xxox 0481 815 822
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Everything that is special to me must remain secret, like my own identity, and live to the bottom when alone.
You're gonna be shocked to see what kind of whore I turns into when I am alone with that innocent hijab.
I am a well-educated, charming, and naturally beautiful girl.
I can make a great company at dinner, have an erotic massage, wear sexy lingerie, seduce you, or have some fun.
I am sure we will have a great time together. I hope to see you soon.
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Overnight available too
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$150 for 30 minutes
$200 for 45 mintues
$250 for 60 mintues
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$ 200 for 60 minutes
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OUTCALL - (to your place or hotel)
outcall to surrounding areas. if further out higher prices and additional charges may likely to occur
1Hr $400 + Extra $50 Uber fees
$100 deposit to secure booking
I’m working INDEPENDENT.TEXT ME NOW 0493 738 517
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fuckin’ listen up, yeah?
name’s Shakira. 28. Trash with a dirty grin n’ a pussy that’s basically a heat-seeking missile 🚀
i ain’t here to hold your hand or whisper sweet nothings.
i’m here to wreck u so good u forget your own name – then kick u out with a smirk n’ a cigarette 🚬
so stop readin’ like a little bitch n’ get ready for some real nasty shit 💩 (not that kinda nasty, u pervs – i mean the good kinda wet mess)
here’s how i broke a dude last Month… 🥵
Jan. heatwave so bad even my ice cubes were cryin’.
my AC? dead as a doornail. so i call a repair guy – shows up all lanky, sweat stains under his arms like two little rivers 🌊
me? i’m just hangin’ around in a wet ass tank top (no bra – duh) n’ a thong that’s basically a fuckin’ suggestion. like three strings n’ hope.
he’s tryna check the thermostat. but i’m “accidentally” leanin’ over him, my tits practically drippin’ on his toolbox 🧰
he’s all red ears n’ shaky hands – adorable, really.
then he just… snaps.
grabs my hips, throws me on the couch like i weigh nothin’, buries his face between my legs like it’s the last meal on earth 🍽️
and holy SHIT – that man ate me out like he was starvin’ for a week. sloppy, loud, tongue all over the place. i screamed so hard my neighbor texted “u ok?” i just replied “never better ” 😂
then i climbed on top n’ rode him like a stolen dirtbike – his hands on my waist, my nails diggin’ into his chest. came twice just from that. then he flipped me over (missionary but who’s countin’) n’ we finished so sweaty the couch looked like a slip-n-slide 💦
he fixed the AC after. barely.
but who gives a fuck? i was already melted.
that’s the kinda vibe i bring, baby.
not some stiff doll. not some princess.
i’m the girl who’ll whisper dirty shit in your ear while i grind so slow u think u gonna explode 🍆💥
u want a slutty little firecracker who laughs when she chokes?
who’ll let u pull her hair n’ spank her till she giggles?
who’ll look u dead in the eye while she’s on her knees n’ say “that all u got?” 😈
yeah. that’s me.
💰 payment shit (don’t be dumb):
cash only. or PAYID – instant only 🚫 delayed or pending transfers? fuck off, i ain’t your bank.
money first, play later. no exceptions. don’t test me.
📱 don’t fuckin’ call me.
i won’t pick up. i’m either sleepin’, eatin’, or gettin’ my back blown out by some rando 😘
text me.
i’ll reply when i’m not busy makin’ another dude see god.
so here’s the deal:
u text me a dirty thought.
i decide if u deserve this wet, wild, messy little nightmare. 🖤
if not? go jerk off to porn. i don’t care.
— Shakira 🦇💋
