Byron Bay Escorts

fuckin’ listen up, yeah?

name’s Shakira. 28. Trash with a dirty grin n’ a pussy that’s basically a heat-seeking missile 🚀

i ain’t here to hold your hand or whisper sweet nothings.

i’m here to wreck u so good u forget your own name – then kick u out with a smirk n’ a cigarette 🚬

so stop readin’ like a little bitch n’ get ready for some real nasty shit 💩 (not that kinda nasty, u pervs – i mean the good kinda wet mess)

here’s how i broke a dude last Month… 🥵

Jan. heatwave so bad even my ice cubes were cryin’.

my AC? dead as a doornail. so i call a repair guy – shows up all lanky, sweat stains under his arms like two little rivers 🌊

me? i’m just hangin’ around in a wet ass tank top (no bra – duh) n’ a thong that’s basically a fuckin’ suggestion. like three strings n’ hope.

he’s tryna check the thermostat. but i’m “accidentally” leanin’ over him, my tits practically drippin’ on his toolbox 🧰

he’s all red ears n’ shaky hands – adorable, really.

then he just… snaps.

grabs my hips, throws me on the couch like i weigh nothin’, buries his face between my legs like it’s the last meal on earth 🍽️

and holy SHIT – that man ate me out like he was starvin’ for a week. sloppy, loud, tongue all over the place. i screamed so hard my neighbor texted “u ok?” i just replied “never better ” 😂

then i climbed on top n’ rode him like a stolen dirtbike – his hands on my waist, my nails diggin’ into his chest. came twice just from that. then he flipped me over (missionary but who’s countin’) n’ we finished so sweaty the couch looked like a slip-n-slide 💦

he fixed the AC after. barely.

but who gives a fuck? i was already melted.

that’s the kinda vibe i bring, baby.

not some stiff doll. not some princess.

i’m the girl who’ll whisper dirty shit in your ear while i grind so slow u think u gonna explode 🍆💥

u want a slutty little firecracker who laughs when she chokes?

who’ll let u pull her hair n’ spank her till she giggles?

who’ll look u dead in the eye while she’s on her knees n’ say “that all u got?” 😈

yeah. that’s me.

💰 payment shit (don’t be dumb):

cash only. or PAYID – instant only 🚫 delayed or pending transfers? fuck off, i ain’t your bank.

money first, play later. no exceptions. don’t test me.

📱 don’t fuckin’ call me.

i won’t pick up. i’m either sleepin’, eatin’, or gettin’ my back blown out by some rando 😘

text me.

i’ll reply when i’m not busy makin’ another dude see god.

so here’s the deal:

u text me a dirty thought.

i decide if u deserve this wet, wild, messy little nightmare. 🖤

if not? go jerk off to porn. i don’t care.

— Shakira 🦇💋

hey dumbass. yeah YOU wit the shaky hands. 👇

I’m 43. forty-fuckin’-three. that ain’t “old” – that’s DIRT ROAD VINTAGE 🚜💨

my pussy’s been eatin’ dicks since before u knew what a boner was. still drools like a broken faucet every time I see a nice thick cock. 💧🍆

u think some 22yo tiktok baby knows how to take it RAW? HA. they still cry when u slap their ass too hard. fuckin’ adorable. 😂

me? I been swallowin’ n gettin’ split open since u were wankin’ to pokemon cards, kid. 👅💦

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lemme tell u a lil story – shit that happened LITERALLY YESTERDAY. 👇

so this cute delivery dude from the thai spot – the one who always writes “😘” on the receipt – finally brings my food up himself after I “accidentally” buzz him in naked. 😏

I open the door wearin’ nothin but oversize t-shirt. he drops the pad thai. I drop to my knees right there on the dirty carpet.

sucked him so nasty his legs buckled – him leanin’ against my doorframe whisperin’ “holy shit holy shit” like a little bitch. then I bent over my own couch armrest n let him drill my ass RAW while he kept apologizin’ for bein’ too quick. he wasn’t. motherfucker lasted 5 minutes. I gave him a five-star review wit a xx pic. 🍑💥

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SO HERE’S HOW THE MESSY SHIT GOES – NO RULES, JUST MY MOOD:

👉 u wanna shove that thing down my throat till I puke a lil n slobber all over your balls? hell yes. I’ll deepthroat u like a fuckin' snake eatin’ a rat. 🤢🍆💦

👉 u wanna eat my old wet cunt from the back till I scream so loud my cat hides? bring a towel, bitch – I flood like a busted pipe. 🌊👅💧

👉 u wanna 69 till we both forget what year it is? get down here n let me sit on your face while I choke on your dick. perfect fuckin’ chaos. 😜🔄

👉 u wanna fuck me NAT – NO RUBBER – RAW AS A STREET FIGHT?? yeah u do. my pussy’s been around long enough – no pills needed. just dump that load deep inside every hole I got. yes, that includes my ass, dumbass. 🍑💦

👉 u wanna cum on my tits? my face? my saggy grandma belly? go ahead, Picasso. paint me like one of ur dirty dreams. 🎨💦

👉 u wanna bring a friend? double the cock, double the fun. just don’t expect me to remember either of ur names by the time I kick u out. 🤷🏻‍♀️👬

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lemme paint u a dirty picture, since ur brain’s tiny:

u knock. door swings open. I don’t say hi. I grab ur belt n yank u inside like ur a fuckin’ donkey. 🚪🫏

u’re on my bed before u can blink. pants gone. I’m already suckin’ ur dick like it’s my last meal n I’m on death row. 💀👅

then I flip over – ass up, face down – n tell u to eat my cunt like a starvin’ dog. u don’t stop till my legs shake n I call u daddy. 🐶🍑

then I ride u. my old tits slappin’ ur chin. u hold on or u fly off – I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🏍️💥

I’ll whisper nasty shit in ur ear. call u a good boy. call u a filthy pig. whatever makes u blow that load all over my wrinkled hands. 🫦💦

u wanna finish on my lips? my laugh lines? my gray hair? be my guest. I’ll lick myself clean just to watch ur stupid face. 😛

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💬 ONE MORE THING – I AIN’T UR MOMMY OR UR THERAPIST.

I’m here to get fucked raw, then kick ur ass out so I can nap in my own wet spot. 😴

so DON’T FUCKIN’ CALL ME. I won’t pick up. probably got some other dude’s dick in my mouth or buried in my ass. 📵👄🍆

TEXT ME. like a civilized little pervert. ✉️

I’ll hit u back when I’m done ruinin’ the guy before u. maybe ur next. maybe u’ll jerk off alone tonight like a loser. 🤷🏻‍♀️😘

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💰 PAYMENT SHIT – LISTEN UP CUZ I AIN’T UR BANK:

CASH 💵 – fold it nice n leave it on the table like a good little slut-boy.

PAYID – INSTANT ONLY ⚡

if that shit says “pending” or “delayed” or “lemme check my wallet” – I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🚫⏳

it gets ignored. deleted. laughed at while I finger myself.

I ain’t got time for ur broke-ass games. my cunt ain’t a fuckin’ layaway plan. 💀

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Indah

43 years of dirty. still the nastiest MILF u’ll ever forget – if ur lucky enough to get in. 😈👵💦

Hello Sexy Gentlemen - My name is LINA 

0481819920 call me 7/24   

If you enjoy massage then I can offer a sensual massage, Body to Body, Erotic massage with or without oil or herbal and full service in nice warm clean room, so you can relax and let me take control :)

I love wearing expensively made, well-fitting clothes with sexy black or white lace underwear underneath; do you like to see a pretty Asian escort, I have many unique and thrilling outfits to suit all tastes so all you have to do is ask.

I am still one of those Asian young horny escorts, but I am also an experienced companion and my slender body is here for you to enjoy and give us both pleasure.

I will make you feel relaxed and we both will enjoy our time together 

Massage : 30 mins $50

       60 mins $100

Full service : 30mins $150

        45mins $200

        60mins $250

Outcall : 60mins $500

Yo. I’m Mei. 👋

45 years old. Yeah, that’s right – half a century of dirty wisdom packed into a body that still makes boys cry n’ men beg. 🍑💋

Don’t expect no fancy lady bullshit from me. I ain’t here to sip tea n’ talk feelings. I’m here to fuckin’ devour u – then kick ur sorry ass out so I can nap. 😴

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Lemme tell u somethin’ that happened 2 months ago – cuz this is the energy u get with me:

JAN heatwave from hell, my AC’s been dead for three days. Sweat’s drippin’ off my tits like a leaky faucet. This lanky repair dude shows up – armpits lookin’ like two wet raccoons. I answer the door in a soaked-ass tank top (no bra, obviously) n’ a thong that’s basically a fuckin’ dental floss challenge. 🥵

He’s tryna act professional, checkin’ the thermostat. But I’m leanin’ over him – my sweat’s literally ploppin’ onto his tool belt. He’s turnin’ red like a tomato. Finally he just SNAPS – shoves me onto the couch, rips my panties off with his teeth (yeah, the dude’s got skills). Then he gives me the messiest, wettest, loudest head of my entire damn life. I’m screamin’ so hard my neighbor texts “u ok?” – bitch I’m FANTASTIC. 🤪

After I came three times from his tongue alone, he wraps his shit up (cuz I ain’t stupid) n’ takes me missionary while the dead fan spins above us like a useless ceiling jewelry. I come two more times. He fixed the AC after. Barely. 😂

That’s the kinda wild shit u get when u call me. Not some starfish deadfish.

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I ain’t gonna pretend I’m a “graceful lady” – nah. I’m that 45yo MILF who knows exactly where ur dick wants to be before u do. 💅

I’ll ride u like a stolen Harley – bounce on that cock till u see stars n’ beg me to slow down (I won’t). Or bend u over my couch n’ make u watch yourself in the mirror while I take what I want. 🛋️💦

Wanna shove my face into the mattress n’ pound me from behind? Go ahead – but don’t cry when u can’t walk straight after.

Wanna lay back n’ let me do all the work? Fine by me – I’ll drain every drop n’ leave u twitchin’.

I love havin’ a wet face – so if u got a tongue, use it. I’ll grind on ur mouth ‘til my legs shake. 😛

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💰 Payment – don’t waste my time:

Cash 💵 or PAYID (instant only – if it says “pending” or “delayed” I’m ghostin’ ur ass. No joke.)

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📱 Hit me up by TEXT only.

I ain’t answerin’ calls while I’m busy gettin’ my back blown out by some other lucky bastard. I’ll text u back when I’m done – could be 5 mins, could be 5 hours. Deal with it. 😘

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I’m Indepent , Private. Discreet? Yeah, sure – but also loud as fuck if u do it right.

Come over or don’t. I really don’t give a shit. But if u do… bring water. U gonna need it. 💧

– Mei 🦊

The 45yo chaos u didn’t know u needed

SUPER ATHAI REAL BIG BIG BOOBS HOT SENSUAL Rubs Massage ASIAN sexy THAI

Hi There am from Thailand I'm 27 years a curve body soft

 ✅FAKE FREE ❌

✅START 10am

smooth silky skin is perfect for Thai massage if you are looking to relax and have an amazing time

my services included a full body massage and body slide

My Photos are 💯% real of me come and see me you will never disappointed

I offer good massage with or without Oil

Full body Massage, back, neck , legs, headache,

Erotic Nude sensual, Prostate massage ,

Body to body , body slides , soft hand gentle touch

Prices for Nude body slides hj bj oral ending 

$130/15 mins

$150/30 mins

$200/45 mins

$250/60 mins

Prices for Nude Body slide bj + Sex 

$150/15 mins 

$200/30 mins

$250/45 mins

$300/60 mins

$500/90 mins

❌ Not anal and private number ❌

Easy To make a booking please txt me the time and how long would like ,

 ✅Times that I am available: 7day 24hr

✅Text / Call Me :0459919733

✅Location:singleton my frisrt time new in town

✅I do full service and prostate massage b2b❤️✅

hope to see you soon my love

✅OUT CALL

1Hr $500 Extra $50 Uber fees 

$100 deposit to secure booking

❌DON ask the pictures real or or fake ❌

✅my pictures already Verified 💯 real

❌ I do not offer any sorts of ❌natural🔥❌

services,please do not ask. Thanks ❌

❌No blocked/private numbers will be answered. 

SMS only!!!! ❌

 HOW TO MAKE A BOOKING

Your name :

Nationality :

What time :

Bookinglength :

SEE YOU SOON

Hi there,

Hello Sweetheart:

I’m here to relax and indulge in what you desire.

If we are yet to meet, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Candy , an independent Asian escort from Hong Kong. I am petite yet sexy in the bedroom. 163cm height and 45KG with natural perky DD boobs.

In my early 30s I’ve definitely hit my sexual prime and know exactly how to enjoy my own body.

I have few options for service:

💋Full service incall:💋

200/30mins 

250/45mins

300/60mins

- Shower - Covered relief- Cuddling

- mutual play- Face Sitting - Hand relief

- Well Dressed in Sexy Lingerie and Heels

- Multiple Sex Positions ( Doggy style that I loved the most!)

- Naked Body Rub - Sensual Touching - Nipple Sucks

- Covered Sex

👑Luxury DIAMOND service👑

( Condom Sex, Fire & Ice BBBJ , cum in mouth , Shower together, Naked Oil rub, Mutual play uncovered, Face sitting, Butt slides,rimming on me

$ 300 - 60mins

$ 400 - 30mins

👸VIP DRAGON SERVICE👸

My dragon service includes n.atural o.r.al when showering together, body slide to relax whole body from head to toes, ice and hot water put my mouth then blow your huge monster to stimulate it, let it fullly hard and almost cum, rimming on your asshole for letting you feel much more horny,

n.atural o.ral and you c.um in body massage you again and do a deep

professional to your whole body especially the most part—huge monster, then I’ll sit on your body and let it slip into my tight wet pussy.....the rest you too

only know until you come and try the dragon service.💦💦💦💦

$ 450 - 60mins

$ 350 - 30mins

Outcall $500 per hour plus Uber fee. Must send deposit upfront.

Overnight stays available call for details

sms/call me for booking.📞0413284181

Experience the ELEGANCE of LUST and PASSION.

I'm TASHA

let me be your slutty little pocket rocket and show yqrou an experience that will make your cock throb.

Only weighing 49kg im yours to empty your balls into.

Dont miss me whilst im here only for a limited time.

I'm Australian, with a petite little body that once you explore, you'll never want to pull out of 🥵😈💦

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= RATES & SERVICES = ⏰️     

INCALLS | OUTCALLS

15min.     $150       NA

30min.     $250        $350

45min.     $350        $450

1hr.       $450         $550

*Please note at this point in time i am only able to do outcalls of a night and on the weekends.

Incalls are only available bewteen 10am and 2:30pm monday to friday. Unless stated otherwise.

Car meets are possible but only in your own car as my car has not got enough room. Car meets are considered the same as outcalls for price wise.

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⚠️ !! NOTE !! ⚠️

I DO NOT provide services or accept bookings for:

× Anal sex

× People of INDIAN or PAKISTANI backgrounds.

× Requests relating to the role play of minor, daughter, step daughter, or r*pe.

× Golden/Brown Showers

× Pegging

× DP/DVP

× Clean-up

× Fisting

My prices are not negotiable. Payment due at your booking, I am NOT Afterpay.

Any abuse, malevolence and disrespect will NOT be tolerated.

 When The devil can’t reach you he sends a blonde “innocent “ girl with blue eyes if he can’t get to you

I’m elouring as they come , which is why I’m Eloura Lust , a bad girl in submissive baby skin

you’ll expect

a beautiful blonde bombshell all natrual with beautiful curves in the right places!!

super bubbly and friendly

experienced as hell!! Been in the industry since I was 18

I give the best sloppy bjs imaginable they will leave you LUSTING for more ! And more !!! My lips and skin are amazingly soft for Gfe I love being sensual and love my job !!

want a girlfriend for the hour ? You’ll forget you even paid xx

AVAILABLE AT PARLOR RONNIES AT THE HUNTER NEWCASTLE THIS WEDNESDAY 10 am until 6pm THURSDAY 10 am to 6pm AND FRIDAY 10 am to 4pm

BELMORE BEAUTIES WOLLONGONG

SAT 11 am until 2 am

sun 10 am till 6pm

TAKING BOOKINGS OR CAN WALK INTO THE PARLOR AND TRY YOUR LUCK FIRST TIME BOOKINGS THAT WANT TO BOOK REQIURES $50 DEPOSIT AS I GET TIME WAISTERS

EXTRAS

kissing $80

fingering $50

oral on me $50

gfe $150

pse $200

anal fingering $50

anal rimming $50

toys $50

sensual play $50

domination on you $50 - $200 depending what your looking for

anal 6inch and below $250

feef fetish $50

Titty play with finish on breast $100

 If your a regular you get discounts (:

NO NATRUAL AT ALL

NO NATRUAL ORAL OR PENETRATION

IT IS STEALTHING

AVAILABLE FOR CONTENT EVERYDAY 24/7

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Brand new videos every night $10 to $15

Pussy and naked Pictures $5

Bundle 5 for $20

10 for $40

Squirting video $5 under a minute- $10 over a minute

Solo play with toys under a minute $5 over a minute plus $10

Solo play with toys squirting $10 under a minute $15 over a minute plus

Fucking video $10

Cum in pussy video edited $20 extended $30

Anal video edited $10 unedited $15

Sloppy blowjob edited $10unedited $15

Car Blowjob video with cum on face edited $10 and undedited 7min $15

Shower play blowjob $15

Bundle videos

Cum bundle $50

Solo play bundle $25

Fucking bundle $30

Anal bundle $40

Cum on face bundle $30

Outdoor bundle $25

Customs $50 - $100 plus depending on time and what you ask for Or my whole gallery $150

Fem Boy / Sweet CD / Cross dresser /TS

Hi sweethearts

Im BAMBAM Im 26 year

I'm new in your area.

I'm a Lady boy I'm have very nice smile

Have joke make you make you smile come to have a massage and relaxing with me I'm not here long

I'm a Professional of massage ..

My services is

Oil massage

Deep tissue massage

erotic massage 

• Full service is also available.

Kindly DM for rates, availability, and further details.

Please call me 0480573222

Tanned babe eager to please you..Allow me to be your fantasy and take you to a place that will leave you feeling like a king..A hint of mystery is where you will find me..I wish to connect with you on all levels including intellectually and sexually as we both journey into an exciting New world together..

Love Roxy..💋❤️

PLEASE ONLY TEXT FOR FIRST POINT OF CONTACT

PHONE CALLS WILL NOT BE ANSWERED THAT INCLUDES NO CALLED ID..

To Make a booking text me

your name

Location

Date and Time preference

how long you would like booking for

Any extras and how much..

I accept beemit,cash and osko as payments only..

I don’t send photos or videos..

I will only respond to your text message if you have made an inquiry set out in the above format as a hey there won’t get a response from me as you can imagine I would prefer to dedicate my time and efforts on genuine interests in a booking and not time wasters.. ❤️

No natural intercourse so please don’t ask.x