Cabramatta Female Escorts

Beautiful busty peach. Classy with a wild sexy side that is highly addictive.

Incall location is Cessnock

my service is a porn star experience . It is highly rated and recommended ...

it is more an experience than a service and one you will not forget . It covers majority except analas it is an extra . Plz txt me for any questions . Please don’t expect me to continuously txt as it is very time consuming . Make your enquiry a and bookings an easy process to guarantee your booking 😊

Sensual, Sophisticated & Seductive 💋

📞 Text message is the best form of contact

My photos are 100% genuine but have been slightly edited to ensure my privacy is respected.

When contacting me PLEASE ensure you include the following:

• Your name

• Preferred day to meet

• Preferred time to meet

• Duration of booking

• Preferred service  

PLEASE MAKE YOUR REQUEST POLITE AND CLEAR OTHERWISE YOU WILL NOT GET A RESPONSE

NO CALLER ID WILL NOT BE ANSWERED AND TIME WASTERS WILL HAVE THERE NUMBER BLOCKED & BLACK LISTED

****. ABOUT ME … IN MY OWN WORDS ******^*^^

 Hi I’m Candy

I’m happy , silly and I don’t take myself too seriously . I like to live life authentically and unapologetically and like to embrace all the things that make me unique . And I’m constantly following signs from the universe 

I’m prob too honest , too enthusiastic and extremely open minded so I’m fascinated to learn about people’s journeys and what makes them different . 

I’m extremely strong mentally and try and be in a state of internal consciousness at all times , I do a lot of personal growth , mindfulness and meditation. 

Peoples opinions , perceptions or judgments have very little effect on how I feel about myself . Which is nxt level freedom and confidence and something that most people will never achieve . 

And progress , learning and evolving internally is what makes me feel alive

I genuinely love meeting people and I’m extremely capable of blowing minds . I actually believe I was destined to be on this job , I completely understand how some may find this hard to understand.

I’m extremely easy going , my confident yet straight forward , slightly silly approach puts people at ease instantly . I seem to have some form of gift that enables me to connect with almost anyone . And I’m also demisexual which means I’m not attracted to someone’s exterior . So it could be that I can see the beauty in anyone that allows me to do the job so easily .

Iv never been disrespected on the job and I’m definitely good at what I do . I’m not quiet like most and would never conduct myself like I’m any better than anyone …

but my statistics would state that I rarely see a client and they not come back again 😊 

 In my own words continued …

My STORY

 My journey as an infj 

My entire life I always felt like there was something different about me , my first serious relationship started when I was 19 , we brought a house done all the thing society says you need to be happy . It lasted 9 years and I got so caught up trying to be someone I wasn’t I ended up trapped in a web of lies , not only to others but to myself . 

Once those lies came out it felt like I was so set free by the truth , I believe it triggered something inside of me , some may call it a spiritual awakening . 

The beginning of this journey I thought that it was a faith I was searching for , I looked into so many different religions, I read the bible but didn’t find any answers . Although was extremely insightful. 

I done a lot of personal growth mental strength , mindfulness , meditation ect as I had always been incline to do this . 

I remember figuring out that my intuition was extreme and I was an extreme empath and I actually cried .. It felt like a curse . I didn’t want to be so hyper aware of other people’s feelings and I realised how much of an impact it plays on my life . 

Anyhow I do believe I had a big bang moment and I realised I was search for a faith . I was searching for faith within myself to be exactly authentically unapologetically myself .

And become so comfortable with exactly who I am , other people’s options perceptions judgments consumed my mind almost none existent. Iv never felt like I wanted to fit in or pretend to be anything but me since then . And honestly it’s a whole new level of freedom once you can reach that level . It’s the closest iv felt to untouchable to date . 

Anyhow once I become so comfortable with myself I had a strange sequence of events that lead me to become a high class escort . 

I’m so fascinated by learning and seeing about other people’s life’s and stories , and every person i meet feels like I was there for them to teach me something or sometimes I have something to teach them  ..  

I have the ability to create and make people comfortable instantly and I have the ability to have some form of connection to people . Sometimes I just talk and feel like I’m more of a therapist and I genuinely believe I’m helping people discover things about themselves interally … 

I had not heard of the test before but took it when I got home . I briefly scrolled through results but didn’t pay much attention as it was late and I was tired . 

Anyhow about 2 weeks later all of a sudden the results to the test were in my face in the most unexplainable way and it was then I read it properly . It was mind blowing to me to find these results and I think I actually cried . My entire life I had researched and tried so hard to figure out things about myself and reading the results was absolutely mind blowing to me . I couldn’t and still can’t believe it and will probably always be fascinated and researching more and more . I seek knowledge and study more and more all the time I think it’s 

All photos are current...within the month ..

My name is Miss K

I am an intelligent, attractive ,independent escort in Newcastle.

I work out regularly and take pride in my MILF body..

I'm located in a private residence in Merewether.

I provide full service, erotic bodyslides, outcalls, and dinner dates.

Pls have a shower before you come for your booking -

If U can't then U may have one here but it is included in your booking time.

*Good hygiene is a must.*

*Condoms used always-no exceptions *

HOW TO BOOK:

DO NOT CALL ME; Pls txt for initial contact. If you need to talk then that can be arranged.

Outcalls and bookings after 10pm will require a deposit.

TXT: 0423 414420

Pls txt the following for a quick and easy booking.

-Time/day your hoping for booking

-Booking type-

-Length of booking- 30mins ect

SMS: 0423 414420

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Not included in bookings;

+No BBBJ

+No bareback-condoms always used for health reasons

+No cof or cim

*If U do not show up for a booking, without a text- I will not take any further bookings without a deposit.*

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SERVICES

BODYSLIDE

30mins/$200

I'll be wearing a g-string while I give you an erotic bodyslide using coconut oil with some sexy body sliding,grinding, nail stroking and sensual touching.

And of course your Hand J at the end to finish you off.

FULL SERVICE

30mins/$300

60mins/$500

2 hours/$950

This is a GFE Service

I do cater for longer bookings..

Just enquire

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OUTCALL TO YOUR RESIDENCE/HOTEL

1 Hour/$600

2 Hours/$1100

3 Hours $1400

*I do require a photo of your licence for my safety reasons*

Within 20mins of Newcastle...

OVERNIGHT-

$3000

$500 deposit is essential for this booking + licence photo showing suburb and face.

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Miss K

Ph: 0423 414420

DO NOT CALL TO TALK , PLS SMS ME TO A REQUEST A TIME TO CHAT.

# NO PRIVATE NUMBERS

# NO CALLS PLS

Experience the ELEGANCE of LUST and PASSION.

I'm TASHA

let me be your slutty little pocket rocket and show yqrou an experience that will make your cock throb.

Only weighing 49kg im yours to empty your balls into.

Dont miss me whilst im here only for a limited time.

I'm Australian, with a petite little body that once you explore, you'll never want to pull out of 🥵😈💦

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

= RATES & SERVICES = ⏰️     

INCALLS | OUTCALLS

15min.     $150       NA

30min.     $250        $350

45min.     $350        $450

1hr.       $450         $550

*Please note at this point in time i am only able to do outcalls of a night and on the weekends.

Incalls are only available bewteen 10am and 2:30pm monday to friday. Unless stated otherwise.

Car meets are possible but only in your own car as my car has not got enough room. Car meets are considered the same as outcalls for price wise.

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⚠️ !! NOTE !! ⚠️

I DO NOT provide services or accept bookings for:

× Anal sex

× People of INDIAN or PAKISTANI backgrounds.

× Requests relating to the role play of minor, daughter, step daughter, or r*pe.

× Golden/Brown Showers

× Pegging

× DP/DVP

× Clean-up

× Fisting

My prices are not negotiable. Payment due at your booking, I am NOT Afterpay.

Any abuse, malevolence and disrespect will NOT be tolerated.

PLEASE READ CAREFULLY

Pretty, cheeky, naughty and discreet. I offer private adult bookings with a relaxed but sexy vibe — no fake classy act, just good energy, confidence and a service that keeps things interesting.

(Puff and play friendly)

I offer incall, outcall, car meets, custom bookings, party bookings, and digital content. Travel costs apply for outcalls and car meets.

Fixed arrangement / regular meets:

I’m open to a fixed arrangement with the right person — $300 per hour with extras included, once weekly for one year. HMU if that’s something you’re genuinely interested in.

My standard bookings can include a mix of massage, mutual play, full service and a sensual relaxed experience. Extras are available depending on the booking, including GFE, PSE, BBBJ, and other custom options. Message me for full details, availability and package options.

I also offer party-style bookings for more than one person, including topless waitressing, bucks parties, couples and more

Custom content, photos and videos are also available.

I have clear boundaries and do not offer natural, swallowing, pegging, face slapping, spitting on me, biting me, deep throat kissing, rimming on you, or anything that crosses my limits. Everything is discussed clearly before booking.

My minimum booking rate applies, so please don’t message if you’re not serious or respectful. Come proper, know what you want, and don’t waste my time.

Message me for rates, services and details. Xoxo

❤️ Enjoy a beautiful intimate massage and full service experience

❤️ I am warm, loving and friendly with a huge desire to give sexy, pleasurable experiences to gentlemen. I love the pleasures of sex and sometimes enjoy it so much that I have an orgasm with the men we are with.

❤️ My secret is to create a warm, sexy and vibrant atmosphere, and step by step increase the love and ecstasy, ending with a beautiful orgasm together. How good is that! 😍

❤️ Whether is it your first time and are simply needing a warm, loving, intimate sexual experience, or whether you are a pro at this and are looking for a wild, passionate, sexy experience, I guarantee pleasure and satisfaction. I specialize in taking men where they are at and creating a beautiful bonding experience together. 🥰

🔥Intimate massage

🔥Cuddling

🔥GFE

🔥 Sexy Foreplay

🔥 Sensual Rub

🔥Nude Body Slide

🔥Erotic Relaxation

🔥GFE

🔥Multiple Positions

🔥Deep penetration

🔥 Fucking with hard thrusting, as well as long slow movements

❌ Sorry no anal

1 hour: $250

45 minutes: $200

30 minutes: $150

15 minutes: $120

Outcall: $380 ($100 deposit by payID and $280 on arrival)

Kindly text me (no calls) with the following details to receive a quick reply:

What time you want to visit❤️

How much time you would like to spend with me❤️

Please arrive clean, respectful and on time❤️

I look forward to making love with you

️Love Tina❤️

For full service price

30 mins 200

45 mins 220

60 mins 250

• BOOKINGS ARE ESSENTIAL
• IF NO PRE-BOOKING IS MADE THEN YOU COULD MISS YOUR CHANCE WITH THIS WILD COUNTRY COUGAR TOURING IN YOUR HOME TOWN
• ILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOUR MISSING AT HOME COME TRY ME OUT AND ID LOVE TO BE EATEN OUT
• DO YOU ENJOY DEEP THROAT CAUSE I ABSOLUTELY ENJOY SUCKING A MANS COCK DEEP LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER HAD BEFORE NEVER FELT OR EXPERIENCED A MIND BLOWING BLOWJOB

• MILF THAT IS CURVY AND HORNY AND WET WITH A WILD STREAK 😜 SHE WILL HAVE YOU CRAVING MUCH MORE

• THIS MILF HAS AN ARSE TO DIE FOR AND KNOWS HOW TO WORK IT 😉

I DO NOT DO FILTH SO PLEASE DO NOT ASK

• 35 year's young
• Loves to suck cock
• loves to make sure you leave satisfied
• loves anal
• Loves to make sure a man is pleasured and satisfied
• I do different packs to suit majority of men needs
• I DO NOT RUSH SERVICES
• DRUG FREE SO PLEASE DON'T OFFER IT OK
• I JUST LOVE COCK AND CANT GET ENOUGH

1.  MY RATES YOU SEE ON HERE IS THE STARTING BASE RATE FOR BASIC SERVICES, THE RATES ON MY PAGE IS NOT ALL MY RATES SO PLEASE RESPECT ME WHEN I SEND OUT MY OTHER RATES AS THEY DIFFER TO BASIC STARTING RATES AND PLEASE DON'T EXPECT MY SERVICES TO BE ALL AT THE BASIC RATE
2. ANY PAY ID PAYMENTS ARE TO BE CLEARED IN MY ACCOUNT BEFORE SERVICE BEGINS ........ PREFER CASH ON ARRIVAL ITS MUCH EASIER
3. I HAVE A RANGE OF SERVICES I HAVE PUT TOGETHER IN PACKS THAT I HAVE TO OFFER
4. OUT-CALLS MAY VARY DEPENDING ON LOCATION
5. YOU WANT DISCREET YOU HAVE DEFINITELY GOT DISCREETNESS WITH ME
6. ADDRESS OF BOOKING LOCATION WILL NOT BE GIVEN OUT UNTIL JUST BEFORE YOUR BOOKING TIME

THE SERVICES THAT I PROVIDE DO NOT COME FREE AND/OR THE SERVICES ARE SET AT A RATE SO PLEASE DO NOT TRY AND BARGAIN WITH ME AS I AM NOT A "CHEAP SLUT" SO RESPECT ME AND TREAT ME LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN

******I offer more than just physical services please see below for what other services i also provide that you may be interested in and more beneficial for you if you FOUND ME and your to far away from my touring locations and unable to have the real deal then here you go check out my other services listed below*********

*****ADDITIONAL SERVICES I ALSO PROVIDE*****

1. CAM SHOWS (pricing varies on length & your request & bookings are required)
2. PIC & VIDEO ******SHORT CLIPS*******LONGER LENGTH ******
3. PHOTOS ******SOLD INDIVIDUAL OR PACKS*******
4. SHORT CLIP VID'S
5. LONGER CLIP VID'S
6. TEXT SESSIONS
7. PHONE S*X (price varies on length of call)

******TO BE ABLE TO RECEIVE PICS AND VID'S YOU NEED TO HAVE WHATS-APP OR TELEGRAM FOR ME TO SEND THEM TO YOU (as it's just easier and faster to send them through)*******

********PLEASE DO NOT EXPECT FREEBIES********

PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL IF YOU DECIDE TO SEND A MESSAGE

Best service I have ever had from an Asian girl.  TONY

VERY SPECIAL THURSDAY OFFER

VERY SPECIAL THURSDAY OFFER

2 GIRLS FOR THE PRICE OF 1

Hi Gentlemen

I am CANDY a seductive Chinese lady.

I offer you a sexy and sensual experience that will have you begging for more.

I am eager to please you and make sure you will have a great time and see me often as a regular client.

TODAY WITH MY FRIEND APPLE I OFFER YOU

• full service
• 69
• natural sex
• oral sex
• anal sex
• DATY
• fire and ice

Please understand that all my photos are 100% REAL.

With CANDY, what you see is what you get.

We love to see you soon.

Have a wonderful day.

CANDY

What you see is what you get.

PLEASE TEXT ME NOW ON 0411 062 890

 Your love hole is so nice   DAVID

THURSDAY SPECIAL OFFER

THURSDAY SPECIAL OFFER

My name is MIA.

PLEASE TEXT ME BEFORE 7pm TODAY FOR MY THURSDAY SPECIAL OFFER

I am a seductive lady from Taiwan offering you a sexy and sensual experience.

SO MANY ADVERTS ARE NOT VERIFIED.

HOW MANY OTHER ADVERTS ARE…

FAKE

FAKE

FAKE

????

MY PHOTOS ARE REAL REAL REAL.

PEOPLE OF TAIWAN DO NOT BELIEVE IN FAKE.

WE BELIEVE IN GOOD HONEST SERVICE.

I am eager to please you and make sure you will have a great time and see me often as a regular client.

I offer

• full service
• natural sex
• oral sex
• anal sex

SPECIAL THURSDAY SPECIAL.

Text me before 5pm for our very very

SPECIAL THURSDAY SPECIAL.

Hi Gentlemen

My name is Maya.

I am a Chinese lady offering you a VERY EXCITING EXPERIENCE!

I am eager to please you and make sure you will have a great time and see me often as a regular client.

WITH MY FRIEND I HAVE A VERY SPECIAL OFFER ... TODAY ONLY ...

PLEASE TEXT NOW FOR DETAILS.

We offer

• full service
• natural sex
• oral sex
• anal sex
• fire and ice

Text me before 5pm for a very very special treat.

 "The sex you provided was the best I have ever had." DARREN 

please text now for full details of my

THURSDAY SPECIAL

THURSDAY SPECIAL

THURSDAY SPECIAL

"The sex you provided was the best I have ever had." DARREN 

Hello Gentlemen

My name is TAIWAN APPLE.

I am a lady from TAIWAN offering you a VERY EXCITING EXPERIENCE!

I am eager to please you and make sure you will have a great time and see me often as a regular client. 

YOU CAN SEE THAT PHOTOS ARE REAL AND HAVE BEEN APPROVED AND VERIFIED BY ESCORTS AND BABES.

LOVE TO SEE YOU SOON

We caught up just before Xmas last year & the sex you provided was the best I have ever had. I have been very keen to do it again ever since. DARREN.

SPECIAL THURSDAY OFFER

SPECIAL THURSDAY OFFER

PLEASE TEXT NOW FOR DETAILS OF MY SPECIAL THURSDAY OFFER

With JESSIE, what you see is what you get.       PETER 

The best Asian girl ever 

 PLEASE TEXT NOW FOR MY NEW VIDEO.

Hi Gentlemen

I am JESSIE

I am Chinese.

I like to please you and make sure you will have a great time and see me often as a regular client.

PLEASE TEXT NOW FOR MY NEW VIDEO.

I OFFER

• covered sex
• oral sex
• anal sex
• DATY

Please understand that all my photos are 100% REAL.

With JESSIE, what you see is what you get.

Love to see you soon

What you see is what you get.

PLEASE TEXT NOW FOR MY NEW VIDEO. 

💃🌈🇭🇲👋♥️ HI I'M TARA-MAE - 💃🇭🇲🎊

🌞😜🎉💃CUM AND PLAY WITH ME!♥️👑🥳

👋 HI GENTLEMEN AND LADIES

I am ALWAYS eager to please!. I am an outgoing ,uninhibited and enthusiastic extrovert!😍

I am a trained submissive ,I used to have a Dom so I am pretty good at being good although sometimes I am a bit naughty too!

 Having the pleasure of your company and giving you all my attention during our time together is what I intend to do.

You will always find me at your doorstep dressed to impress and I have quite the addiction at present to Honey Birdette ™ Lingerie and love wearing their beautiful sets complete with suspenders, stockings and high heels.

👠👛📿🛍️🪞🪒👗👙💄👡💍🕶️👜

I also am a very honest, empathetic person and I am far from shy. I am a very down to earth lady and I have absolutely no inhibitions!

Are you a bit nervous? Don't worry , I will bring you out of your shell !

🇭🇲🇭🇲WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET!🇭🇲🇭🇲🇭🇲🇭🇲🇭🇲🇭🇲🇭🇲🇭🇲🇭🇲🇭🇲🇭🇲🇭🇲🇭🇲🇭🇲🇭🇲🇭🇲🇭🇲

🌞 I AM 100% AUSSIE BORN AND BRED! 🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞

💯%* All my photos are recent and real . No fakes , no filters and no forgery .You will open the door to the same person in the picture. In fact , many happy regular clients of mine say I look better in person.

I will never JUDGE YOU. Everybody is unique and we all deserve to feel special after all , we are one of a kind.

 🌬️🌿👁️🍾🌬️👁️🌿🍾🌬️👁️🌿🍾🌬️👁️🌿

🎉🎈I PARTY BUT IN MODERATION.!🎉🎊

I DON'T MIND WHAT YOU DO. I MAY JOIN YOU , I MAY NOT. THAT DEPENDS ON MY SCHEDULE AND MOOD.🎉🎈

💃I WONT ACCEPT TO PARTY WITH YOU FOR MY PAYMENT NOR WILL I ACCEPT IT FOR MY PAYMENT. I KNOW MY WORTH . AFTER WE ARE FINISHED YOU WILL TOO .

🏆🥇🎖️I'VE NEVER NOT HAD RETURNING CUSTOMERS . NOT ONCE!

®️ESPEC©️T !!!! ♥️💋

SHOW ME IT AND I WILL RECIPROCATE!

It will go a long way!

🧠🗣️I can hold a conversation and adapt well in any situation. Take me to a elegant function and I will blend in . No-one will know I'm an escort! Or take me to a party and I can be as subtle or as wild as you want me to.

I wear many hats ⛑️🪖🎩🎓👒🧢👑

I am an articulate and intelligent lady.I may even be smarter then you but I will always make you feel like a King

I endeavour to make your experience unique and personal. I also enjoy a good chat so the conversation will never be filled with any awkward silences.

You will wonder how you haven't had me in your life and I am sure you will never want me out of it !

I have been told often by all my returning clients in the many towns I visit that I am one of a kind and I am most certainly irreplaceable !!!

Some travel up to 3hrs just to see me ! That makes me pretty confident that I'm doing it right lol.

My fee may be on the high side but I do provide a high class service.

After all , you get what you pay for !

💋See you soon 💋

💕💕💕 Tara - Mae xo

♥️♥️♥️🥰🥰🥰🥰💋💋💋💋💋

fuckin’ listen up, yeah?

name’s Shakira. 28. Trash with a dirty grin n’ a pussy that’s basically a heat-seeking missile 🚀

i ain’t here to hold your hand or whisper sweet nothings.

i’m here to wreck u so good u forget your own name – then kick u out with a smirk n’ a cigarette 🚬

so stop readin’ like a little bitch n’ get ready for some real nasty shit 💩 (not that kinda nasty, u pervs – i mean the good kinda wet mess)

here’s how i broke a dude last Month… 🥵

Jan. heatwave so bad even my ice cubes were cryin’.

my AC? dead as a doornail. so i call a repair guy – shows up all lanky, sweat stains under his arms like two little rivers 🌊

me? i’m just hangin’ around in a wet ass tank top (no bra – duh) n’ a thong that’s basically a fuckin’ suggestion. like three strings n’ hope.

he’s tryna check the thermostat. but i’m “accidentally” leanin’ over him, my tits practically drippin’ on his toolbox 🧰

he’s all red ears n’ shaky hands – adorable, really.

then he just… snaps.

grabs my hips, throws me on the couch like i weigh nothin’, buries his face between my legs like it’s the last meal on earth 🍽️

and holy SHIT – that man ate me out like he was starvin’ for a week. sloppy, loud, tongue all over the place. i screamed so hard my neighbor texted “u ok?” i just replied “never better ” 😂

then i climbed on top n’ rode him like a stolen dirtbike – his hands on my waist, my nails diggin’ into his chest. came twice just from that. then he flipped me over (missionary but who’s countin’) n’ we finished so sweaty the couch looked like a slip-n-slide 💦

he fixed the AC after. barely.

but who gives a fuck? i was already melted.

that’s the kinda vibe i bring, baby.

not some stiff doll. not some princess.

i’m the girl who’ll whisper dirty shit in your ear while i grind so slow u think u gonna explode 🍆💥

u want a slutty little firecracker who laughs when she chokes?

who’ll let u pull her hair n’ spank her till she giggles?

who’ll look u dead in the eye while she’s on her knees n’ say “that all u got?” 😈

yeah. that’s me.

💰 payment shit (don’t be dumb):

cash only. or PAYID – instant only 🚫 delayed or pending transfers? fuck off, i ain’t your bank.

money first, play later. no exceptions. don’t test me.

📱 don’t fuckin’ call me.

i won’t pick up. i’m either sleepin’, eatin’, or gettin’ my back blown out by some rando 😘

text me.

i’ll reply when i’m not busy makin’ another dude see god.

so here’s the deal:

u text me a dirty thought.

i decide if u deserve this wet, wild, messy little nightmare. 🖤

if not? go jerk off to porn. i don’t care.

— Shakira 🦇💋

Yo. I’m Mei. 👋

45 years old. Yeah, that’s right – half a century of dirty wisdom packed into a body that still makes boys cry n’ men beg. 🍑💋

Don’t expect no fancy lady bullshit from me. I ain’t here to sip tea n’ talk feelings. I’m here to fuckin’ devour u – then kick ur sorry ass out so I can nap. 😴

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Lemme tell u somethin’ that happened 2 months ago – cuz this is the energy u get with me:

JAN heatwave from hell, my AC’s been dead for three days. Sweat’s drippin’ off my tits like a leaky faucet. This lanky repair dude shows up – armpits lookin’ like two wet raccoons. I answer the door in a soaked-ass tank top (no bra, obviously) n’ a thong that’s basically a fuckin’ dental floss challenge. 🥵

He’s tryna act professional, checkin’ the thermostat. But I’m leanin’ over him – my sweat’s literally ploppin’ onto his tool belt. He’s turnin’ red like a tomato. Finally he just SNAPS – shoves me onto the couch, rips my panties off with his teeth (yeah, the dude’s got skills). Then he gives me the messiest, wettest, loudest head of my entire damn life. I’m screamin’ so hard my neighbor texts “u ok?” – bitch I’m FANTASTIC. 🤪

After I came three times from his tongue alone, he wraps his shit up (cuz I ain’t stupid) n’ takes me missionary while the dead fan spins above us like a useless ceiling jewelry. I come two more times. He fixed the AC after. Barely. 😂

That’s the kinda wild shit u get when u call me. Not some starfish deadfish.

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I ain’t gonna pretend I’m a “graceful lady” – nah. I’m that 45yo MILF who knows exactly where ur dick wants to be before u do. 💅

I’ll ride u like a stolen Harley – bounce on that cock till u see stars n’ beg me to slow down (I won’t). Or bend u over my couch n’ make u watch yourself in the mirror while I take what I want. 🛋️💦

Wanna shove my face into the mattress n’ pound me from behind? Go ahead – but don’t cry when u can’t walk straight after.

Wanna lay back n’ let me do all the work? Fine by me – I’ll drain every drop n’ leave u twitchin’.

I love havin’ a wet face – so if u got a tongue, use it. I’ll grind on ur mouth ‘til my legs shake. 😛

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💰 Payment – don’t waste my time:

Cash 💵 or PAYID (instant only – if it says “pending” or “delayed” I’m ghostin’ ur ass. No joke.)

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📱 Hit me up by TEXT only.

I ain’t answerin’ calls while I’m busy gettin’ my back blown out by some other lucky bastard. I’ll text u back when I’m done – could be 5 mins, could be 5 hours. Deal with it. 😘

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I’m Indepent , Private. Discreet? Yeah, sure – but also loud as fuck if u do it right.

Come over or don’t. I really don’t give a shit. But if u do… bring water. U gonna need it. 💧

– Mei 🦊

The 45yo chaos u didn’t know u needed