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• golden shower $50

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60 mins 250

30 mins 170

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Hey you 😘 I’m Pixie - a sweet, cheeky Asian transgender cutie with a soft touch, silky skin, and a playful spark that’ll leave you smiling long after you leave. I’m here to tease, please, and help you totally unwind 💕

⚠️⚠️ All real pictures ⚠️⚠️

💋 No sex - just sensual fun

❌ No full service ❌ No penetration ❌ No stress 😇

⸻

🍑 Naughty Relaxation Menu:

In-calls

• 💦 $100 - 15 minutes

• 💦 $180 - 30 minutes

• 💦 $250 - 45 minutes

• 💦 $280 - 1 hour of teasing bliss

Out-calls

• 💦 $400 - Minimum 1 hour (Uber fare not included)

Each session includes:

💖 Oil massage

💖 Body-to-body sliding

💖 Feather-light, flirty touches

💖 Nipple licking & playful teasing

💖 A slow, satisfying happy ending (HJ ✊)

⸻

📲 Text me: 0468 872 863

(No caller ID user is UNABLE to receive the services due to security reason)

💬 WeChat: Pixiexyz

(International friends welcome 💌)

Note: For more extras and other details please DM.

I’m soft, sweet, and full of surprises 🍭 Let’s have a little fun, no rush, just good vibes 💕

Can’t wait to meet you!

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✨ 100% real photos | Sydney available now

📍Located in Rhodes , 20mins from the CBD & Parramatta

✅ MONEY BACK IF FAKE

✅ NO CATFISH

I welcome all races – Bi, Straight, and first-timers.

I’m mixed-race Spanish/Asian with a naturally exotic look and warm, open personality.

I’m flexible, attentive, and respectful, with your needs always coming first. I’m also a professional working in the city, so this is a discreet sideline. Absolute discretion is guaranteed.

All photos are recent and genuine – what you see is exactly what you get. I always have clients say I look better In real life.

✨ Digital Video Calls Available 📱

OnlyFans:

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Important Guidelines:

• I always get health check up regularly, good hygiene is a MUST
• No Caller ID will not be answer
• Safe Sex is always 

CARDII VIP EXPERIENCE 

No Rush, Premium Time PSE

• 1 Hour — $1K (💦💦 included)
• 30 Minutes — $500

GF Experience ✨

30 MIN — $400

1 Hour ~~ $800

 Discreet. Exclusive. By appointment 

 Looking forward to meeting you ❤️

Deposit required. 

Non-refundable for no-shows.

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Aussie-born with an exotic edge, naturally feminine, slim, and very horny. If you’re looking for a sweet, naughty girlfriend next door with pornstar energy, I’d love to meet you. If you’re a curious first-timer, a long-time admirer, or simply appreciate feminine trans women, you’re warmly welcome here. 🤗

I would love to do whatever you’re comfortable doing below:

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💻 ONLINE SERVICES 💻

Can’t meet in person?

Video Call & Mini Porn Collection — $100

Endless Sexting & Mega Porn Collection — $150

Available through my website or text me:

tsvicki4play.com

📱 0450 658 118

✅ PRIVATE SERVICES ✅

Can meet in person? Rates Above ⬆️

📍 Incalls — Darlinghurst, Sydney CBD

🌏 Outcalls — Anywhere You Are

Prices are all-inclusive of my private services and I’m generous with my time when we’re both enjoying ourselves. 😘 ⏰ 

Expect a clean, comfortable city apartment, a well-presented appearance, and plenty of time to enjoy each other’s cumpany 💦🤪

😜 OTHER PRIVATE SERVICES 😜

Message me for more details 😉

✈️ Fly Me To You ✈️ — $3,000

👯‍♀️ TS Threesome 👯‍♀️ — From $800

🎥 Adult Content Collaboration 🎥 — From $200

🙈 Orgies & Gangbangs 🙈 — $200 Per Person

📱 CONTACT ME 📱

WHATSAPP • IMESSAGE • FACETIME • SIGNAL • TELEGRAM

+61 450 658 118

EMAIL

[email protected]

SNAPCHAT • PORNHUB

@tsvicki4play

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💯real person free if fake

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 If you've never been treated like a king, come to see me Queen Alice. I'll treat you like one in my wonderland

👑 CD with Super feminine face and goddess slim body

👑 4 yrs experience in relaxation and remedial massage.

👑 Playful and very open minded attitude.

👑 Girlfriend experience for those who are looking for something sensual and intimate. so don’t forget me ‘Alice’ and I can’t wait to welcome you in my WONDERLAND

🦋 Discreet is my preference

🦋 First timer / girl friend experience/ curious guy always welcome

🦋 Visitor/ local who into Cross dresser

🦋 My place is private + shower facilities which is nice and discreet.

can’t wait to meet you

ALICE

0406 284 677

Rate

Massage

• $150 : 30 minutes
• $200 : 45 minutes

Relaxation sensual massage, body to body, touching and hand relief

Full service

• $200 : 15 minutes ( Every quick session )
• $250 : 30 minutes ( Great time )
• $350 : 45 minutes
• $400 : 1 hour ( Perfect time)

We can start with relaxing sensual massage, body to body, touching, sucking (condom),lip kissing, and passionate sex.

Pornstar service experience

• 400 : 30 mins
• 700 : 1 hr
• Party friendly (with respect and safety)

We can start with relaxing sensual massage, body to body, touching, passionate kissing, sucking (condom/bbbj),riming and super passionate hot sex.

Hi, love 🤍

I’m Sorinna, known for my feminine beauty, playful personality and positive energy. Easy to talk to, and always happy to make every moment feel effortless.

quality over quantity, and my time is reserved for respectful gentlemen who appreciate a truly premium PSE experience.I prefer

Friendly with first timers, couples and regulars. One of my favourite ways to spend time together is enjoying a fun night at the casino.

Natural body – No silicone

• 7 inches

• Top & Bottom

• Incall & Outcall

I’ll be taking a break soon, so don’t miss your chance to meet me. ✨

When enquiring, please include:

• Name

• Age

• Nationality

• Service required

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Instagram: @sorinnawosniak

Twitter: @tsSorinna

WhatsApp / Text: 0468 385 235

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PLEASE, to make your appointment call me one hour before…

I’m Angel Fox, a 22 year-old Brazilian — 6’0” (1.84m), confident, playful and always well-groomed. Sweet energy with a passionate side, and I love good chemistry and respectful company.

Height: 6’0” / 1.84m

Shoe size: EU 40

Endowment: 9” thick 🍆

Bookings require a 50% deposit.

❌ Rates are firm

❌ No private calls

❌ No extra photos

❌ Time wasters will be blocked

Come meet Angel Fox and make it unforgettable. 🦊✨

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Thank you

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🔥PLEASE READ ALL MY DETAILS BEFORE MAKE A BOOKING and you will know my located 🔥

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Hi guys.. I'm Kyrha, shemale Escort and Shemale pornstar sweetheart from Asia i am a natural sexy and young seductress

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📌 My Incall is located Sydney Hype Park or Museum Station and Outcall are available as well

# I will not being rude if you guys show up the same all my regular customers # And i'm blocking your number because you never stop mock around...

I am both active and passive DONATIONS 😈 

i can be versatile or dominate top with a big hard dick 7 inches for your pleasure if you prefer.

📌📌Services📌📌

Nervous man - First time experience

Top or Bottom - Anal sex each other

Anal play on you - Rimming on you

Mutual masturbation - Hand job Happy ending

Mutual French (oral) - Balls licking

Blow job with Condom - Mutual natural oral

Deep French kissing - Kissing

Porn star experience - Girlfriend experience

Porn star experience With filming - Filming

BBBJ Both ( 69 ) - Rimming on both ( 69 )

Natural oral - Throat holding

Deep throat - Face Fucking

Doggy style - Missionary

Riding on Both - Face sitting

Cum in mouth - Cum on boobs Cum on face - Both cum everywhere

Roman showers ( Only Outcall with luxury hotel ) - Sex in the shower

Domination on you - Tied up on you

Master (Me) / Slave ( You )- Leather

Spanking on me - Spanking on you

Daddy - School girl

Dinner companion - Overnight stays

Bisexual ( Me To Female) - Couples ( 3some )

Thanks for stopping at my profile to check me out 😉

Let's booking now ! Text or Whatsapp

( Whatsapp is better ) I have a problem with by text atm. )

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📌 Instargram... @kyrha_sydney

📌 Twitter... @KyrhaMachine

🚕Outcall ( You must oder Uber return for me )

Outcall

$900/1 hour ( + Uber return) ( CBD area )

$900 - $1,200 ( Depend for the distance + Uber return)

👫 Incall ( couples )👫

$1,500/1 hr. ( Only booking 1 hr. or more )

👫Outcall ( couples )👫

$2,000 - $2,500 Depend how far from you and + Uber return ( I can stay longer if you guys nice to me, No rush )

📌 Extra $100 Service early morning before 10 am

📌 Extra $50 Service after midnight

📌 Extra $100 Service after 2 am.

📌 Extra$100 My cum

📌 Extra $50 Rimming on you

📌 Extra $100 DFK

📌 Extra $100 CIM , COF ,

📌 Extra $100 Dominate, BDFM

📌 EXTRA $200 - $500 Filming ( Only book 1 hr or more than 1 hr. )

Only booking for 1 hr. for domination services 📌 PSE ( Porn Star Experience) $1,000

💦You can ask for more time if you need 💦

🔞I will not service for less 18 years old 🔞

❌ No Negotiation ❌

❌ I Don't take any intoxicants ( Drug )❌

❌ I don't like talk much on the phone or texting because I always exciting when i meet you in person and you don't need to worry about my service and i promise you will not disappoint with my services and we will be happy ending together

🙏 Thank you 🙏 😋😍😊🤗

I am 30 years old with FF bust. Long blonde hair, tanned all-over, with a gorgeous face and hot body.

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Location: Sydney CBD

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Kisses to all you guys,

Kristy

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One Hour - Full Service

Deposit required for all bookings

Overnight / 24 Hour Booking

Available for incalls and outcalls in Sydney. No time wasters or you will be blocked.

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TS Denise | 25 | Colombia 🇨🇴/Half Phillipines 🇵🇭→ Australia 🇦🇺

ONLY FANS : https://onlyfans.com/tsdenise

INSTAGRAM: love.lydennise

✨Elegant. Empowered. Unforgettable.✨

“I don’t follow the rules — I am the exception.”

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Whether you seek intimacy, indulgence, or a taste of surrender, I offer an elite and discreet encounter curated with style and sensuality.

💎 Signature Services 💎

• 💋 Deep French Kissing (DFK)

• 🔥 Versatile – Dominant Top / Sensual Bottom

• 🖤 Light Kinks, Fetish Play, and Roleplay

• 💆‍♀️ Erotic Body-to-Body Massage

• 👠 Mild Domination / Switch Experiences

• 🛁 Shower & Freshen Up Together

• 💅 GFE with an Assertive Twist

• 🎉 Party & Play (PnP) – For respectful, upscale clientele

• 🌹 Elite Escorting – Events, Private Travel, and Intimate Escapes

I don’t just provide a service — I create an experience that satisfies your mind, body, and craving for something rare.

Discretion, respect, and elegance — always.

Available

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I am a Sexy Latina Transgirl very Naughty in bed

And a sophisticated Latina

📍 Based is Sydney NO Melbourne | Hosting & Outcalls

::BOOK-ME::

Little more about me 🙂

🫶 LOLA

Age: 23

Nationality: Latina Spanish ( yes I still have the accent)

Height: 165cm and curvy

• Im Hot 👄

• Full Service GFE (Girlfriend Experience)

• I'm so kinky and naughty. 

• I'm Lady Mistress and pinkygirl.

• Try me and I will be your weakness. Services

🙂 Available for Incall or Outcall

❤️Latina accent

❤️Beautiful Latina Ts with big cock❤️‍🔥

❤️uncut, Feminine and confident

❤️Affectionate and attentive

❤️Playful humour and great chemistry

❤️Elegantly and professional

❤️Mommy’s milk (very popular)❤️‍🔥

⭐️ My Services Include: ⭐️

🔥 GFE – Girlfriend Experience (intimate, affectionate, passionate)

🔥 PSE – Pornstar Experience (wild, uninhibited, naughty fun)

🔥 DFK – Deep French Kissing

🔥 BBBJ – Bareback Blowjob (natural oral)

🔥 CIM —Cum in Mouth

🔥 69 – Mutual oral

🔥 Rimming (giving/receiving)

🔥 Top / Bottom / Vers – I love to please in every way

🔥 Massage – Sensual or erotic body-to-body

🔥 Mutual Touching & Masturbation

🔥 Toy Play & Light Kinks

🔥 Couples Friendly – Open-minded and experienced

🔥 Overnight & Dinner Dates – Classy, elegant companionship

🔥 DIGITAL SERVICE

🥳 🎉 Party & Play 🎉 – For upscale, safe, and mutually respectful sessions with the right 

🔥 Weekends away

🔥 Interstate travel

🔥 Fly-me-out arrangements

😈 Overnights highly recommended — the best experiences happen when the night can unfold naturally.

✅ regular healthy check Always 

✅Last test negative -

✅ I take prep and doxy pep

✅ I have the monkey vaccine

✅ I have the HPV vaccine

My beautiful girl cum $100

📷PRICES FOR LIVE PHONE SEX OR SEXTING

$100 - 15 minutes ( All Australia)

📹 SELL PACKAGE VERY SENSUAL VIDS $100

📹 I DO SEXTING WITN LIVE PICS, VIDS $100

ACCEPT PAYMENT METHODS SUCH AS 

CASH

BANK TRANSFER VIA PAYID 

IBAN (Account bank europe) or Wero(payid euro)

💳 Accepting all major credit cards

💵 For Outcall there is a small deposit of $100 which will be deducted from the total payment. 

Don't ask my another pics

No answer private number please

Call me anytime for make a booking or 

Message me if can't answer

TO BOOK PLEASE TEXT 0450946493 WITH THE FOLLOWING:

NAME:

AGE:

NATIONALITY:

BOOKING TIME:

HOW LONG:

SERVICE REQUIRED:

🚨 Gentleman Only

🚨 No Foul Language

🚨 No Private Numbers

🚨 Any timewasters will be immediately blacklisted

I hope to see you soon, Thank you ❤️

::::: AVAILABLE🔥:::: ANYTIME😈:::::

Hi Boys!

 I am Sofia a Fresh young Asian Spanish a Trans/ladyboy blessed with 36c/26/36 Vital stat. 5’5” height with brown tanned complexion smooth skin, 7inch Lady Cock and lovely smile, dress size 8

Come let’s play and have fun, Let me show you that I know how to suck your dick better than anyone who has ever come before.

you want me to fuck you? Or you fuck me? Maybe you want to 69 till we cum together?

I will suck your cock so deep that my nose will touch your balls and you can do the same to me.

I 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐦 & 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐮𝐦 𝐭𝐨𝐨! 𝐂𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐡𝐲𝐠𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐜, 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥-𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝, 𝐞𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 & 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐓𝐒, 𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐧𝐨 𝐟𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮.

You will dream about how good it was to suck after your first visit and will only ever want it back in your mouth after you leave. I am the best of both worlds and look exactly like my photos and I’m 100% a Real Deal 💋

💦Fully Functional Tool ( FYI I don’t take hormones so I can get hard and cum a lot) 

❌PROTECTION IS A MUST❌

 ❌100% safe sex,No Bareback❌

My service is drama free and Party friendly,

I can be your raunchy porn star and your passionate girlfriend all in one.

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Call or Text me: 0478593912

WhatsApp: +61478593912

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*I’M ONLY BOTTOM*

*I’M ONLY BOTTOM*

🔥 My name is Linda Sofía, I’m 27 years old, I’m a fun, sexy, horny and naughty trans girl.

😊 I’m 165 cm tall, 55 kg, short black hair, soft and sensual lips, dark brown eyes and a beautiful smile.

💲BANK TRANSFER

💲CASH PAYMENT

💦 Everyone should shower before the service, as I do with all customers before each service, hygiene is extremely important to me.

😣 Abusive or disrespectful behaviour will not be tolerated, the appointment will be cancelled.

❌ NO refunds or partial refunds are offered during the reservation if you finish early.

✅ *PLEASE, check the prices and do not send messages to ask for a discount*.

💵 For Outcall there is a small deposit from $200 (depending on where you are) that will be deducted from the total payment.

STRICTLY TO BOOK, PLEASE SEND ME A TEXT MESSAGE OR WHATSAPP 0480787258 WITH THE FOLLOWING:

NAME:

AGE:

BACKGROUND:

RESERVATION TIME:

HOW LONG:

💎 *My rates are as follows (Incall)* 💎

$350 for 30 minutes.

$450 for 45 minutes.

$550 for 1 hour.

$1,000 for 2 hours.

💎 *My rates are as follows (Outcall)* 💎

$700 for 1 hour (Uber Included).

$1,250 for 2 hours (Uber Included).

💎 *My Extras* 💎

+$150 My Big Cum.

📹 I also sell photos and videos very HOT, Videocall and Sexting for $100 or $150.

See you soon Papi, Thank You ❤️

AVAILABLE NOW!!

PH:- 0451466265 📞

🩷Kik id: ritalee911

🩷Wechat: ritalee6969

(for work only!!)

🌈PARTY FRIENDLY🌈

SYDNEY CBD ON PITT.ST

DON’T MISS OUT!!

💖 Voluptuous • Sensual • Unforgettable 💖

Hi Gentlemen,

I’m Riona, a curvy and seductive 24-year-old Asian ladyboy with smooth honey-tan skin, a juicy, full-bodied figure, and a sensual energy you’ll feel the moment I touch you.

Think busty D-cups, soft thick booty, and a delicious 6” surprise – wrapped in soft curves that were made to be worshipped.

💋 Active or passive – I give you what you crave.

💋 Warm, respectful, and always present – I take time to connect, tease, and please.

💋 First-timers or seasoned admirers welcome – I’ll make sure you never forget me.

✨ Party Friendly – I’m open-minded, vibrant, and love being your naughty VIP guest

✨ Need more than sex? I give an emotional connection, girlfriend vibes, and playful intimacy 💕

⸻

🌈 Nude Body-to-Body Massage + Happy Ending:

🩷 $150 – 30 mins

🩷 $250 – 45 mins

🩷 $300 – 60 mins

🌈 Full Service (Includes Massage):

🩷 $200 – Short Time

🩷 $250 – 30 mins

🩷 $400 – 45 mins

🩷 $500 – 60 mins

⸻

⭐️ Extras:

💦 Big Cum Finish – $100

💋 Natural Oral (on you) – $100

💋 Deep French Kissing – $50

💦 Golden (on you) – $100

⸻

📍 Private, clean & discreet location with shower

🚗 OUTCALL available – $700 (hotel/home)

⸻

💳 Payment Options:

✅ Cash

✅ PayPal (must be cleared before session)

❌No PayID

⸻

❌ Please respect my boundaries – I do NOT offer the following:

❌ Please don’t ask for additional photos

❌ Safe sex only – no natural or bareback

❌ No rimming (I don’t lick your ass)

❌ No timewasters or rudeness

❌ No private or hidden numbers – I won’t answer

⸻

📌 I appreciate kindness and clarity – respect me, and I’ll make sure you leave fully satisfied 💖

make appointment when you sure 100% only!!

💌 To book, message me with:

🩷 Your Name

🩷 Age

🩷 Desired Service & Duration

🩷 Preferred Time

⸻

I’m glowing with golden skin and curves that beg to be touched. Sweet, spicy, and unforgettable – come taste the honey 🍯

Respect me and I’ll give you everything you’ve been craving 💖