Central Coast Female Escorts

Lavender Singleton Thai Massage

We are massage parlor in Singleton

Address 101A john Street, Singleton NSW 2330

call us 0408904158

Open Hours

We are open 09:30Am to 08:00PM every day

I love meeting new people and hope we can share the most exciting

adventures together. Sex is the expression of a unique connection. Fuck me

in any position you like, I love sex and all its variety.

I’m a virtuoso between the sheets, dedicated to my craft, and delighting you excites me. I love to spoil my lovers. I am gentle and caring. I want to relax you with sensual body slides, and fulfil your fantasies with my extra special escort services.

My touch is both passionate and understanding. You will feel erotically, exquisitely, loved and wanted. I can be wild, too — I have a playful and mischievous side and once you get me hot I am difficult to tame. I love it when you talk dirty to me.

A few naughty words from you and my gentle caress can become hungry and relentless. Will you beg me to stop, or beg me for more? I prefer spending quality time and companionship over.

Volumes of lovers, so please book ahead so I can give you my complete,

non-rushed and undivided attention to your satisfaction.

Lolli baby full of sweetness wild pocket rocket! Also can be a very sensual sweet n slow !!

Ok so like… I’m 27 💁🏻‍♀️ & yeah I’m climbin that corporate ladder 🪜 one cock at a time (ok maybe two 😏)

Hit me UP: ꧁ 𝟬𝟰𝟯𝟭 𝟲𝟲𝟵 𝟬𝟯𝟴 ꧂

I’m literally that slut next door u always wanted 🤤

Sneak out on ur lunch break 🍔 nah skip the food—come get ME instead 😈 sneaky lil secret rendezvous… nobody gotta know

I got SO horny at work 😳 they actually fired me 💀 said I was “distractin the team” 😂

Anywayyy… fuck it—now I’m self employed 💅✨

Hit me up — come get them balls empty 🥜🚫

Heyyy Boss~ 😏

It’s ur girl Goffney… reportin for BOOTY 😜 I mean duty

I already handled all ur errands ✅ scheduled ur meetings 🗓️

One before lunch… two after 🥵

Oh n don’t forget flowers for the wife 💐 it’s ur anniversary or whateva 🤭

Here’s some files u should “review” today 📁

That’s ur agenda boo

Nowwwww… BOSS 👔

…would u like some head? 😈💋

Ok so real talk 💯

I’m Goffney& I’ll do whatever it takes to climb 🧗🏻‍♀️

If that means climbin on a fat hard cock? 🤷🏻‍♀️ so be it 💅

U Asian? 🍜 bet ur LIFE I am 😉

But nah I ain’t like any Asian u ever had 😏 I promise u that

So read my whole ad—let it sink in 😉💦

I’m curvy 🍑 got a thing for pantyhose & sexy office fits 👠📂

Hope u CUM soon 😂 okok no pun intended… ok maybe a lil

Ur sexy Asian secretary 💋 ur corporate whore 🧾

Let’s sneak round the back door n u give it to me like never before 🔥

So picture this 🎬

We sneak into our lil private corner 🫣

I squat down in my miniskirt, pantyhose, heels 🖤

Grab ur soft cock nice n gentle 🤏

Put it straight in my warm mouth 👄💦

I wanna feel it grow 🍆💥 get hard… RIGHT in my mouth 😩

That sensation make u roll ur eyes back 🙄💫

Meanwhile my pussy so wet there’s a lil stain on my pantyhose already 🤤

While I’m suckin u back n forth… ALL the way till I choke 😵💦

I’m also caressin ur balls with my fingertips 💅🥜

Deep throat style baby 👅⛲️

Just please don’t cum yet 🛑 there’s still round 2 👀

Now for the main course 🍽️

U sittin on the couch 🛋️

I bend over in front of u, give u a sexy lap dance 💃

Teasin u till u can’t take it no more 😤

U grab my butt 🍑 rip my pantyhose right open 😈

N start tongue-fuckin me from behind #TongueFuck 🤤👅

At this point I’m losin it too 🥴

So I grab ur cock n guide it straight into my pussy from behind 💦🍆

We start fuckin #Doggystyle 🐕

(condom or no condom? 👀 I’ll let u decide… the rest is ur imagination 😏)

Don’t waste time ⏰

Book now for a life changin experience 💫

That’s my motto: drain ur balls good 🥜💦 & do it in style 💅✨

Role play? ✅ Fetish? ✅ Pantyhose, stockings? ✅ Babe I do it ALL 💋

U ain’t never had an Asian consort like me 😉

Guaranteed 😘

*** 📌 IMPORTANT ***

Session costs 💸 inclusions + bookings 📲

Tell me ur name, what time u want 😏 n any special requests u got

I’ll text back soon as I’m not busy 😉💕

See u soon boo 😘

Goffney💋🔥

All my ads are placed no further than a short drive away from my location.

‼️‼️Please read my ad carefully‼️‼️

My photos are recent, real and verified.

🚫NO PAYID OR BANK TRANSFERS

🚫NO NATURAL SERVICES

🚫NO OUTCALLS

Shower facilities included (and required) and discreet street parking is available. 

⬇️⬇️⬇️SERVICES:⬇️⬇️⬇️

Blow and go-

$150/10 MINS

Covered blowjob only

🍆GFE: Standard Full Service Experience 🍆

$200/15 MINS

$250/30 MINS

$350/45 MINS

$400/60 MINS

Sex in multiple positions, covered blowjob, light kissing, cuddling, COB, rimming on me, mutual oral, Spanish, sexy lingerie and 69.

PSE: Naughty, Rough+Sexy Full Service Experience⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

$300/15 MINS

$350/30 MINS

$450/45 MINS

$500/60 MINS

Multiple shots, Sex in many positions, role play and outfit requests, hair pulling, light BDSM, dirty talk, spanking, light choking, cum on body, covered blow job, spanish, face sitting/riding, domination on you, foot fetish, 69, deep throat, toy play, rimming on me/ass worship, ball busting, spitting (on you), sloppy BJs (covered) 

outfit requests available:

School girl, MILF experience, Naughty secretary, nurse, cheerleader, Activewear, Girl Next Door, Stripper chic, Super Slut. 

-FETISH + MISTRESS DOMINATION SERVICE AVAILABLE AT AN EXTRA COST WHEN BOOKING PSE ONLY (enquire for pricing)

MASSAGE:💆‍♂️

(erotic massage with hand relief)

$200 for 30 mins

$230 for 45 mins

+$50 extra for completely nude massage

+$50 CBJ (I don’t offer natural!)

All Service Extras:‼️‼️‼️‼️

$50 cum on face 

$100 Golden Shower (on you) 

$50 Panty + Sock purchase 🩲🧦

❗️Multi shots in hour + PSE bookings❗️

📱📱ONLINE SERVICES:

All online services paid via Beem ONLY

🚫 NO videos

🚫NO calls

🚫NO FaceTime 

🚫NO payid

Sexting -

•$50/10 MINS(paid via BEEM app ONLY) 

This includes: Dirty talk sexting (no videos no FaceTime)

Audio Sex Story-

$50 for x1 pre-recorded fantasy story

Rate Your 🍆🍆-

1. Honest Dick Review
2. Small Penis Humiliation (SPH) review

$25 for 3 images and I will supply a lengthy paragraph rating

I will gladly give unadulterated, unbiased + honest opinion. As an escort I’ve seen 1000s of penises and have extensive knowledge and skill.

—If it’s something you’re seeking I can also give advice on sexual positions along with providing hygiene advice and anatomy information.

💦💦💦ABOUT ME:💦💦

I’m Aussie born, Samoan + Armenian Background,  Tyler (0415806804)

❗️—(I don’t offer natural or bbbj, no I’m not doing it “just for you”. No I don’t offer it as an extra, you don’t need to double check or “try your luck” save yourself the embarrassment and don’t ask)❗️

•If I’m busy and can’t get back to you right away, please leave a message and I will text as soon as I am available. Your text is important to me.

•I do not work in the early hours of 11pm-8am, I will not respond to messages sent during this time.

Come and escape the everyday into my lavishly comfortable, private haven and dive into my natural G cup tits. I’m extremely well travelled and educated, sun kissed brown skin, size 14-16 with a tiny waist and a natural fat ass. 

I can't wait to share with you the ultimate in sensual relaxation and relief, it makes me excited just thinking about it. Nothing turns me on more than seeing a man orgasm with me.

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⁉️IF YOU ARE BLOCKED FROM BAD BEHAVIOUR YOU CAN PAY AN UNBLOCKING FEE ($50) via BEEM to @morteztyler and provide your number in the description. ⁉️

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Hey there ! 😘

I'm Hatai.

I'm 25, from Thailand, and I'm new here. ✈️

For five years, I ran my own diving shop in Pattaya. I loved it. The ocean was my life. But then the corals turned white, the tourists stopped coming, and my landlord tripled the rent. My dream sank. 💔

So, I heard dive instructors earn good money in Australia. I came to here on a working holiday visa, full of hope. But wow, the course fees here are so high! 😳 Now I'm doing this to save up, fast.

I'm not shy. I'm passionate. I move my hips with a rhythm learned from the ocean waves. I'll be on top, riding you, feeling every inch. I'll kiss you deeply, biting your lip while I take you all in. 🍑💦

We can go anywhere—bed, shower, against the wall. I don't get tired easily. I'll keep going, feeling you get harder inside me, until you can't hold back anymore. I want to feel that warmth spill deep within me. Again. And again. 😈

Think your day was tough? Your girlfriend is ignoring you? Forget all that. Come to me. Let me drain all your stress away with this tight, toned Thai body. 

HATAI IS HERE NOW. YOUR ESCAPE IS READY. 🏝️

📞 CALL/ TEXTS ONLY 📞

hey dumbass. yeah YOU wit the shaky hands. 👇

I’m 43. forty-fuckin’-three. that ain’t “old” – that’s DIRT ROAD VINTAGE 🚜💨

my pussy’s been eatin’ dicks since before u knew what a boner was. still drools like a broken faucet every time I see a nice thick cock. 💧🍆

u think some 22yo tiktok baby knows how to take it RAW? HA. they still cry when u slap their ass too hard. fuckin’ adorable. 😂

me? I been swallowin’ n gettin’ split open since u were wankin’ to pokemon cards, kid. 👅💦

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lemme tell u a lil story – shit that happened LITERALLY YESTERDAY. 👇

so this cute delivery dude from the thai spot – the one who always writes “😘” on the receipt – finally brings my food up himself after I “accidentally” buzz him in naked. 😏

I open the door wearin’ nothin but oversize t-shirt. he drops the pad thai. I drop to my knees right there on the dirty carpet.

sucked him so nasty his legs buckled – him leanin’ against my doorframe whisperin’ “holy shit holy shit” like a little bitch. then I bent over my own couch armrest n let him drill my ass RAW while he kept apologizin’ for bein’ too quick. he wasn’t. motherfucker lasted 5 minutes. I gave him a five-star review wit a xx pic. 🍑💥

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SO HERE’S HOW THE MESSY SHIT GOES – NO RULES, JUST MY MOOD:

👉 u wanna shove that thing down my throat till I puke a lil n slobber all over your balls? hell yes. I’ll deepthroat u like a fuckin' snake eatin’ a rat. 🤢🍆💦

👉 u wanna eat my old wet cunt from the back till I scream so loud my cat hides? bring a towel, bitch – I flood like a busted pipe. 🌊👅💧

👉 u wanna 69 till we both forget what year it is? get down here n let me sit on your face while I choke on your dick. perfect fuckin’ chaos. 😜🔄

👉 u wanna fuck me NAT – NO RUBBER – RAW AS A STREET FIGHT?? yeah u do. my pussy’s been around long enough – no pills needed. just dump that load deep inside every hole I got. yes, that includes my ass, dumbass. 🍑💦

👉 u wanna cum on my tits? my face? my saggy grandma belly? go ahead, Picasso. paint me like one of ur dirty dreams. 🎨💦

👉 u wanna bring a friend? double the cock, double the fun. just don’t expect me to remember either of ur names by the time I kick u out. 🤷🏻‍♀️👬

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lemme paint u a dirty picture, since ur brain’s tiny:

u knock. door swings open. I don’t say hi. I grab ur belt n yank u inside like ur a fuckin’ donkey. 🚪🫏

u’re on my bed before u can blink. pants gone. I’m already suckin’ ur dick like it’s my last meal n I’m on death row. 💀👅

then I flip over – ass up, face down – n tell u to eat my cunt like a starvin’ dog. u don’t stop till my legs shake n I call u daddy. 🐶🍑

then I ride u. my old tits slappin’ ur chin. u hold on or u fly off – I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🏍️💥

I’ll whisper nasty shit in ur ear. call u a good boy. call u a filthy pig. whatever makes u blow that load all over my wrinkled hands. 🫦💦

u wanna finish on my lips? my laugh lines? my gray hair? be my guest. I’ll lick myself clean just to watch ur stupid face. 😛

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💬 ONE MORE THING – I AIN’T UR MOMMY OR UR THERAPIST.

I’m here to get fucked raw, then kick ur ass out so I can nap in my own wet spot. 😴

so DON’T FUCKIN’ CALL ME. I won’t pick up. probably got some other dude’s dick in my mouth or buried in my ass. 📵👄🍆

TEXT ME. like a civilized little pervert. ✉️

I’ll hit u back when I’m done ruinin’ the guy before u. maybe ur next. maybe u’ll jerk off alone tonight like a loser. 🤷🏻‍♀️😘

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💰 PAYMENT SHIT – LISTEN UP CUZ I AIN’T UR BANK:

CASH 💵 – fold it nice n leave it on the table like a good little slut-boy.

PAYID – INSTANT ONLY ⚡

if that shit says “pending” or “delayed” or “lemme check my wallet” – I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🚫⏳

it gets ignored. deleted. laughed at while I finger myself.

I ain’t got time for ur broke-ass games. my cunt ain’t a fuckin’ layaway plan. 💀

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Indah

43 years of dirty. still the nastiest MILF u’ll ever forget – if ur lucky enough to get in. 😈👵💦

Yo. I’m Mei. 👋

45 years old. Yeah, that’s right – half a century of dirty wisdom packed into a body that still makes boys cry n’ men beg. 🍑💋

Don’t expect no fancy lady bullshit from me. I ain’t here to sip tea n’ talk feelings. I’m here to fuckin’ devour u – then kick ur sorry ass out so I can nap. 😴

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Lemme tell u somethin’ that happened 2 months ago – cuz this is the energy u get with me:

JAN heatwave from hell, my AC’s been dead for three days. Sweat’s drippin’ off my tits like a leaky faucet. This lanky repair dude shows up – armpits lookin’ like two wet raccoons. I answer the door in a soaked-ass tank top (no bra, obviously) n’ a thong that’s basically a fuckin’ dental floss challenge. 🥵

He’s tryna act professional, checkin’ the thermostat. But I’m leanin’ over him – my sweat’s literally ploppin’ onto his tool belt. He’s turnin’ red like a tomato. Finally he just SNAPS – shoves me onto the couch, rips my panties off with his teeth (yeah, the dude’s got skills). Then he gives me the messiest, wettest, loudest head of my entire damn life. I’m screamin’ so hard my neighbor texts “u ok?” – bitch I’m FANTASTIC. 🤪

After I came three times from his tongue alone, he wraps his shit up (cuz I ain’t stupid) n’ takes me missionary while the dead fan spins above us like a useless ceiling jewelry. I come two more times. He fixed the AC after. Barely. 😂

That’s the kinda wild shit u get when u call me. Not some starfish deadfish.

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I ain’t gonna pretend I’m a “graceful lady” – nah. I’m that 45yo MILF who knows exactly where ur dick wants to be before u do. 💅

I’ll ride u like a stolen Harley – bounce on that cock till u see stars n’ beg me to slow down (I won’t). Or bend u over my couch n’ make u watch yourself in the mirror while I take what I want. 🛋️💦

Wanna shove my face into the mattress n’ pound me from behind? Go ahead – but don’t cry when u can’t walk straight after.

Wanna lay back n’ let me do all the work? Fine by me – I’ll drain every drop n’ leave u twitchin’.

I love havin’ a wet face – so if u got a tongue, use it. I’ll grind on ur mouth ‘til my legs shake. 😛

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💰 Payment – don’t waste my time:

Cash 💵 or PAYID (instant only – if it says “pending” or “delayed” I’m ghostin’ ur ass. No joke.)

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📱 Hit me up by TEXT only.

I ain’t answerin’ calls while I’m busy gettin’ my back blown out by some other lucky bastard. I’ll text u back when I’m done – could be 5 mins, could be 5 hours. Deal with it. 😘

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I’m Indepent , Private. Discreet? Yeah, sure – but also loud as fuck if u do it right.

Come over or don’t. I really don’t give a shit. But if u do… bring water. U gonna need it. 💧

– Mei 🦊

The 45yo chaos u didn’t know u needed