Chatswood Female Escorts
💕 Thai Girl Massage in Drummoyne 💕
Hi handsome 💋
Feeling stressed lately?
Maybe your body just needs soft hands, warm energy and a little escape from reality…
Currently in a quiet private place near IGA Drummoyne with easy parking and discreet entrance.
Giving relaxing massages that help melt away stress, tight shoulders and tired muscles. Slow oil massage, gentle body touch, deep tissue or simply helping you completely switch off for an hour.
Clean private room, warm shower and calm relaxing atmosphere.
Thai & Chinese style massage available 🌸
Friendly personality and genuine relaxing vibes.
Available daily from 10am to 8pm.
WeChat ID:Massage110A
📍 19/38-50 Lyons Road, Drummoyne NSW 2047
Text or call anytime and come relax with me 💕
Petite, Young, Flirty and Fun FIT.
Hi Everyone.
There is no applicable travel cost.
Hope you have a good day. If you looking for genuine pretty girl who offer passionate girlfriend experience.
CALL ME. I WON'T LET YOU DOWN.I AM NOT FAKE.NOT A TIME WASTING GIRL.I LIKE TO BE FAIR.
I am Vivian.fresh faced with very busty breasts and petite body. My body is wonderland which I know you will love :) I have super cute smile.
I have all natural D Breasts with kissable nipples, I'm known to give the best reliefs and will leave you wanting more.
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I am open-minded, friendly and a cheeky girl. So how about let's explore and play with each others bodies together Tonight? ;)ENJOY YOUR HIGH TIME.
I offer GFE, passion and affection Service , Sexy lingerie and Stocking ,Relief , touching, cuddling , oil body rub.
I am experimental and open to exploring your desires and fantasies, I love to try new things!I also have lots of costumes ,feel free to ask me to put the one you like to become your doll girl!!!!!
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Hello, gentlemen, my name is Camila from Latina I Am an educated girl and with excellent principles.
Part of my free time I like to do exercise and have a healthy life, I like to have a good conversation with all my clients and make feel to them confortables.
About me
I’m attractive 27 years I have a natural and fitness body (as you can see in the pictures) my body 100% real smooth breasts and firm big curvy body and beautiful hips beautiful skin and beautiful ayes and face my pictures are 100% real.
Dear If you’re stressed, I'm here to help you'll make the stress go away and help you to get hard and explore your deepest sensual desires, I gonna offer you:
✨Erotic and relaxing massage
✨Nude massage or sexy lingerie up to u.
✨explosive hand relief
✨Gentle touch a lot.
✨😗
You are welcome to take a shower before or after.
Your privacy will be well protected.
Make a booking send message
Name:
Ethnicity:
What time and how long would you like to stay?
No Private Numbers
Respectful Gentlemen Only
No Time Wasters
Real & Genuine Photos
xx
Feel free to Call me +61 404170295
Lovely Thai Massage
Hello! My name is Kate. I provide a sensual and erotic body massage using lotions and oil to bring you to a state of total relaxation. I work privately:
I providing relaxing massages and great full service including amazing BBBJ,COB.
My rates are: $100 for 1/2hr & $180per hour including Full Service..NO Natural Sex!
To make an appointment please call or text. Private numbers will not be answered.
I'm located in Gladesville,
near Ryde,Hunters Hill,Eastwood,Rhodes,West Ryde.
Phone: 0432760961
NEW! Elegant Mediterranean MILF 💕 LIMITED APPOINTMENTS AVAILABLE
Elegant Mediterranean Beauty
– Confident, charismatic, and effortlessly stylish. With a warm smile, captivating brown eyes, and a vibrant personality, i bring passion, sophistication, and charm to every conversation. A perfect blend of wit, and Mediterranean elegance.
I am a confident Mediterranean/Australian MILF in her late 40s with timeless elegance, a warm sense of humor, and a magnetic presence. Independent, intelligent, and passionate about life. I will leave a lasting impression after our time together to have you wanting more.
My service is perfect to wind down and relax after a busy day or to escape the mundane repetition of your daily life.
If you're wanting to add excitement to your week check out my PSE and extras!
GFE INCLUDES
- deep French kissing
- CBJ
- covered sex
- lingerie
- massage
- companionship
- oral on me
PSE INCLUDES
- all GFE services
- Spanking
- light squirting
- rough sex
- toys on me
- dirty talk
- degrading/praise
UPGRADE FROM A GFE TO PSE FOR $250 EXTRA!
ADDITIONAL EXTRAS (add these to either PSE or GFE)
- BBBJ $100
- foot fetish $100
- strip tease $80
Location
Incall is located in balmain. Outcalls to cbd and surrounded upscale hotels only. Deposits required for outcalls.
Booking information
I have very limited availability so please text in advance to book if possible as last minute isn't always available. My availability gets updated regularly and is reliable. Please note I am text only.
- Name
- age
- nationality
- time
- length of booking
Cash is king 🤴 so please come prepared.
No natural sex
No private numbers
No anal
sexy mix Latina baby.party friendly.new in Sydney
Hi.boys.
I'm betty.half latina half asian background.I'm new in sydney.
I'm so pleased you are reading my page.
I have a very bubbly personality and i love smile,love to help and meet new people. I am an easygoing person love dancing and music.
I used to work at a dance club before covid and now i find my dream work.
I am so horny,I love to organsim few times a day. i like to have a big organsim to get to that point.
In bed,i like to start with little bit kiss,wisper around your ears. kiss all the way from your nack to the balls. i will make you super hard to insert my tiny little pussy. My pussy will be super warm and juicy and hold you tight.
I love to make lots noice when we together,but if you need me be quite,i can be very discreet.
I like dress up. like to bring different outfit to wear.
pls text me for more inquiry
as you see my photos. it's all verified,you can ask me to send a selfie if you need. I am waiting for you pls don't miss me out. I am not in sydney for too long.
I am at my horny age.i want cum badly
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Services offered:
I provide an intimate Girlfriend experience including:
Girlfriend experience
Sex in multiple positions
Deep French Kissing
Shower for two
Sensual massage
Pussy play
Hand job
Oral on you
DATY- oral on me
Sexy lingerie
Deep Throat/ Gagging
My goal is to make you feel worshiped and adored like you never have before. I’ll make you feel like the King 👑
Petite, 3some4some.Young, Flirty and Fun 😘😘
Welcome to Love Girls – a reliable agency for adult services in Sydney or to invite busty and sensuous escorts in Sydney – your companion to satisfy your desire for adult entertainment, love, romance and erotic pleasure.
Free transportation over shorter distances provided by us.
For legitimate reservations, there is no requirement for a deposit beforehand.
We have Sydney private escorts, who are hot and charming young ladies of 19 to 28 years – providing you with the ultimate pleasure of a romantic night that is full of sensuality and sexual pleasure you have ever enjoyed. Escort girls in Sydney at Love Girls never leave you on the midway. Your satisfaction is an achievement for us.
(auescorts.au)
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plz text for any additional questions. There are multiple young girls available, and the majority of the most recent photos only send privately. Do not hesitate to send us a text message.
Pymble House
Experience Ultimate Relaxation on the Upper North Shore
Welcome to 105 Pymble House, Sydney’s premier destination for exquisite Asian companionship and premium relaxation. Nestled in a quiet, upscale setting on the Upper North Shore, our establishment offers a sophisticated escape from the daily grind. We pride ourselves on maintaining an immaculate, highly hygienic, and comfortable environment where you can unwind in complete peace. Whether you are taking a quick break during the day or looking to relax late into the evening, our attentive and gorgeous ladies are here to provide an unforgettable experience tailored entirely to your desires.
Conveniently Located Near Major Sydney Hubs
Positioned perfectly for discretion and ease of access, 105 Pymble House is just minutes away from major corporate and retail hubs. If you are commuting from Chatswood, Macquarie Park, Epping, or Hornsby, you will find our location incredibly easy to reach via the Pacific Highway or the M2. We offer ultra-discreet, stress-free private parking on-premise, allowing you to arrive and depart completely unnoticed. For those choosing public transport, our business is situated just a short, private stroll from the local train station.
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First-Class Service & Flexible Bookings
At 105 Pymble House, we offer transparent pricing with absolutely no hidden fees or unexpected surprises. Our standard rates begin at $100 for 20 minutes, with flexible booking options available up to 2 hours to suit your schedule. We welcome both immediate walk-ins and phone reservations seven days a week. Our professional reception team handles every call with the utmost discretion and courtesy. Contact us today to check availability, confirm the current roster, or let us guide you to the perfect companion for your visit.
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🔥Blow and go for $250💋
Hallo dear Lover,
I am Heidi, it’s a pleasure to meet you.
I’m your German Pinup girl with a hint of Cameron Diaz. Tall , bright blue eyes and elegant, yet there’s a softness to me you’ll feel before you even touch me — a warmth that pulls you in and makes you forget how long it’s been since you felt genuinely seen.
I want to take you away into my world of sensuality, fantasy and freedom. Let us explore together what you’re yearning for, the touch you like and the longing you never thought is in you.
Let us slip away into a deep, sensual, orgasmic state of pleasure. I would love nothing more than to explore your erotic kinks; making all your fantasies come true.
My warm and welcoming heart lures you in. My seductiveness intrigues you. While my zest for life brings out an animalistic energy, that yearns to beckon its call. Lover...let it be. This is a safe space for you to express the raw sexual energy you desire to unleash. Or perhaps you’d rather relax, as I sensually take you into a state of embodied erotic ecstasy, showering you in adoration.
You don’t only search for a fantastic lover but urge the intelligent and witty conversation, that goes with it. The feeling of an intimate connection far behind the sheets and an experience struggling to fit into reality.
I live with my eyes and heart wide open. I pride myself on being an active listener; as I value quality conversation with a hint of witty banter and a sense of humour.
So tell me… are you ready to be teased, tempted and thoroughly unraveled?
I'd love for you to reach out if you have any questions. No need to be shy for first timers, You’ll feel warmly welcomed and relaxed in my presence and we can always have a bit of social time before. X
3some. fun PART TIME model WITH Angel face.
Hi.boys.
my name is 21 years old.from thailand.WINNIE
currently I‘m in australian doing my degree in the university.
I'm a easygoing girl loves party so much. in the past before covid,i am a night owl love going out a lot. during the lock down,i felt so bored and started my new escort job.
It's so fun to be an escort,i learnd all differnt things on my body. i know how i use them for. i use my magic tongue to lik balls and use my soft hand to touch you and my private part and all sort of things.
pls book me,i'll show you all the tricks i've learnt.we can try together.
I would like all my clients to know I will be leaving the industry for a few months to travel around.
so if you’d like to see me, now is the time.xx I am 5’5, size 6-8, fair soft skin and have naturally long silky hair.
I provide a sensual and mind blowing service you’ll never forget.I'm young,and good learner.
I offer a passionate GFE experience and can provide PSE on request for extra.
I am here to please your every desire. I thoroughly enjoy my job and providing pleasure to my clients. I am a big believer in quality over quantity. .
Party bookings are welcome 💕
I am completely independent girl. I'm waiting for you.
PRICE FOR SINGLE ONLY.
I DO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND CAN WORK TOGETHER AS WELL.
PLS ASK ME FOR HER PHOTOS IF YOU NEED. SHE IS NOT ON ADDS.
SHE IS VERY DISCREET
❤️Our Full Girl Friends Experience Services ❤️
Outcall 500 one hour fully included.No hiding cost
Hot VIP Latina. Elegant, sensual and unforgettable.
Sophisticated, confident, and irresistibly sensual. ✨ A high-end Latina companion offering elegance, discretion, and effortless chemistry.
Expect a warm, captivating presence, refined surroundings, and an experience that feels exclusive from beginning to end. Never ordinary—always intimate, elevated, and unforgettable.
For discerning gentlemen who appreciate beauty, class, and a touch of indulgence. 💋
DOUBLE PARTY GIRLS.WE LOVE TEASE AND DANCE
Welcome to Love Girls – a reliable agency for adult services in Sydney or to invite busty and sensuous escorts in Sydney – your companion to satisfy your desire for adult entertainment, love, romance and erotic pleasure.
Free transportation over shorter distances provided by us.
For legitimate reservations, there is no requirement for a deposit beforehand.
We have Sydney private escorts, who are hot and charming young ladies of 19 to 28 years – providing you with the ultimate pleasure of a romantic night that is full of sensuality and sexual pleasure you have ever enjoyed. Escort girls in Sydney at Love Girls never leave you on the midway. Your satisfaction is an achievement for us.
(auescorts.au)
https://auescorts.au/
plz text for any additional questions. There are multiple young girls available, and the majority of the most recent photos only send privately. Do not hesitate to send us a text message.
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💓Hi guys
I am a Taiwanese girl, my name is Mia, 28years old, 160cm, 55KG, 34DD cup, natural breast shape, size 6. (I am a qualified professional masseur)
I am affinity. Intimacy comes from my friendly attitude and the feeling of soft skin and lips on your body. Arouse your passion through touch.
Provide you with the most attentive and high-quality service. And my photos are absolutely 100% real
Acupoint decompression/Thai stretching/Swiss muscle relaxation/prostate/NURU/oil/best oral .
Massage prices:
Nuru massage+50
120/30min
170/45min
200/60min
Full service Price:: including suck with condom, B2B, lip kiss, 69, Different positions sexy. massage
30 minutes $200
45 minutes $250
60minutes $300
Outcall service $500 per hour (deposit $100)
Extra service::
💋💋💋 natural blowjob+50
Shower together+50
Cim+100
Rimming on you +100
Comface+50
French kisses+50
💦💦 golden shower +50
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Up 450 hour/800for 2hrs
Services include: bathing together, licking testicles in water, body barrier, , ice and fire oral sex, kissing, seller massage 69 suck balls .rimming Breast massage, oral cumshot Different posts sexy countless services!
To avoid wasting our time, please trust that I am 100% the person in the hotos
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Vietnamese Babe Gina 🎈G-cup 🎈super hot
Hi ~ I am Gina!
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$350/30min
$450/45min
$500/60min
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$600+Uber fee deposit
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Meelo – Sweet Vietnamese BODYRUB | Natural D-Cup, Warm & Attentive
Hi… I’m Meelo
A Vietnamese girl, 160cm, Size 7, with a naturally soft, feminine body and a full natural D-cup that feels even better than it looks.
I have a sweet face and a gentle smile… but when you’re close to me, you’ll feel a more playful, warm side that slowly draws you in.
I’m very attentive and affectionate, and I love creating a space where you can fully relax… forget everything outside… and just enjoy the moment with me.
I’m not the type to rush.
I like to take things slow… feel your energy… and let everything build naturally.
With me, you can expect:
- A soft, relaxing massage that melts your stress away
- Warm, gentle touch that lingers just a little longer
- Close, comfortable interaction that feels natural and easy
- A sweet, intimate atmosphere where you can truly unwind
- Warm massage and jerk off for you
I enjoy making you feel comfortable… but also a little excited, in a way that keeps you thinking about me even after you leave.
Rates:
Bodyrub
$200/30 mins
$300/hr
If you’re looking for a girl who is soft, sweet, and just a little bit tempting,
come spend some time with me…
Petite & Playful
Pre booking is vital for incalls, & preferred for outcalls - what's app, text, telegram or email me 💋 I drive so can do outcalls to any hotels within an hour of the city. Outcalls to a private residence or further afield available at my discretion. I no longer keep an incall in sydney - rising cost of living! - so need half a day’s notice to arrange to use one/can’t do last min incall requests.
Standard hourly service includes DFK, DATY, sex, covered blowjob - amongst other things (see list of ‘things I prefer’ for more of an idea). I love roleplays & am open to most taboo roleplays, such as age-based roleplay, incest roleplay & CNC. I also am both an exhibitionist & a voyeur & can be your sex companion to public events, such as a swingers club. I allow photos & short videos during the session (without my face in them). I am adept at fucking you with a strap on or fisting you however you need to have prepped to bottom. I also allow golden shower on you. All of these things at no extra cost, just my standard rate.
I love women & group sex & I offer doubles or lesbian doubles with both cis & trans women. I am also able to craft or fit into more complex roleplays or fetishes with other people; I work with Mistress Imperia in her dungeon at times (as a sub or as a domme alongside her) as well as other escorts.
Look forward to having fun & exploring new things with you! Xx
To get more of an idea of me read my bio below ❤️
Wilde by name; Wilde by nature. I have always been intensely curious about human sexuality, and any inhibitions I was born with I have shed as I aged. You will find that I am free from the tentativeness and shame that bridles so much human interaction. I have explored sex not just from an insatiable and unapologetic hedonism, but also an academic perspective. With a history degree under my belt, and a fascination with the way arbitrary ‘morality’ has been used as a cudgel to control us, I can meet your passions with my own.
I am well travelled, extremely well read and perhaps the only thing that turns me on more than a skilled tongue is a skilled conversationalist. With a body taut from horse riding and tanned from ocean swims I am the wholesome girl next door, but more naughty than you ever imagined she could be – and, finally, attainable. I am petite, effervescent and my life aim has always been to have people leave my presence happier than when they first came to it. There is not much given to us in this world, and so if I can hew out a space in which I can for a moment make us both forget greater woes, whispering sweet nothings in the depths of a double bed, or finding solace in the way I clench around you as I cum, then I am more than content.
Besides my penchant for books that have been burned, banned or censored I also love women. There is something about the way women come and go; come in a succession of breathy oh’s that stir me to a frenzy, and go, leaving my wetness a damp reminder in my underwear afterwards. If you are a couple looking to broaden your experiences, turn to me. If you are a man looking to be spoilt by voyeurism, or just double the attention, then I have a handful of exquisite women that I relish to chance to work with. The best kind of sex to me is adventurous and playful, and I delight in elaborate roleplays and group sex, having sought out sex parties and swingers' clubs around the world to feed my desire for exhibitionism and voyeurism. I have dabbled in porn, and enjoy collaborating with lesbians, trans women and mistresses in sexcapades.
Don’t think that my charm is only in my sexual ability though; I am versatile enough that I can hide my ass beneath every day attire and attend a social event with you and almost make you forget the fact that its nubile plumpness virtually begs to be spanked. With long blonde hair and my athletic figure, I am virginal only in the sense that my looks remain untouched by make up, airbrushing, cosmetic surgery or any kind of enhancement. I am vivacious and eager to meet you, eager to hear what you have to say.
The pleasure is all mine,
Maddy
Important note; whilst I appreciate the intent behind wanting to leave a good review of me please refrain, as I wish to disengage from all review culture entirely. I don't think it's ethical to review a human interaction, & given I am not a 'product' that responds in a predictable way but instead a person who reacts to you as a person, I don't think any good - or bad - time with one person has any bearing on time spent with the next person. I believe sex is like conversation in that it's a communication between two (or more!) people, spontaneous & unique to that situation. This is why you'll find very few reviews online of me, even though I've done this work for many years now, as I actively discourage even my long term regs from writing them. Also I don’t have a work Twitter & don’t have updated professional photos (I still look the same as my original photos) as I don’t want to feed into the constant production & self promotion that many escorts feel pressured into. Some of my photos are recent if you wish to see what I look like now (green mesh outfit, red bikini standing, pink see through dress, lying down on sand & schoolgirl outfit are all from 2025 & see through horse lingerie, red thong, video in blue boots & purple outfit with pink bag are from 2026).
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hello lovers! Genuine bookings only.
Welcome to my page,
my wetchats:sukurasukya
my what app:sukurasukya
my instal:sukaralove
I’m Susan, beautiful elegant Tokyo doll, long and silky hair.
Attention, I'm not fake,I'm sick of people who collect photos and sick of time waster, if u looking for fun, I'm the one won't let u down. If u don't believe me,don't ask me to verify pics,don't waste my time.
A booking with me is one you will never forget, I enjoy my job so much; I love having sex and I love meeting new people and exploring their bodies, I’m a very open minded young woman who LOVES pleasing others, I like others experiencing a huge amount of passion, sensual and sexual energy as I experience!
I pride myself on my genuine nature. There are no hidden cost, or exaggerations about my services, size or age!
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Statistics:
Name: susan
Age: 22 years old
Nationality: Japanese
Hair: black long length
Eyes: big round blue
Skin: fair, smooth
Bust:DD Natural.
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*outcall to cbd or surrounding areas*
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I want to be honest.there are a lot of time wasters! pls geninune bookings only .
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SERVICE INCLUDES:
Sensual naked massage
Affectionate kissing
Affectionate cuddling
Body kissing
Covered blow job
COB- cum on body
DATY- oral on me
DFK- deep French kissing
Dinner companion
Dirty talk
GFE- girlfriend experience
Body slides
Hand relief
Sex in multiple positions
Multiple shots
Mutual masterbation
Spooning
Strip tease
Sexy lingerie
Teasing and pleasing
3some.4some.we can have fun together.
Hi.boys.
my name is 21 years old.from thailand.WINNIE
currently I‘m in australian doing my degree in the university.
I'm a easygoing girl loves party so much. in the past before covid,i am a night owl love going out a lot. during the lock down,i felt so bored and started my new escort job.
It's so fun to be an escort,i learnd all differnt things on my body. i know how i use them for. i use my magic tongue to lik balls and use my soft hand to touch you and my private part and all sort of things.
pls book me,i'll show you all the tricks i've learnt.we can try together.
I would like all my clients to know I will be leaving the industry for a few months to travel around.
so if you’d like to see me, now is the time.xx I am 5’5, size 6-8, fair soft skin and have naturally long silky hair.
I provide a sensual and mind blowing service you’ll never forget.I'm young,and good learner.
I offer a passionate GFE experience and can provide PSE on request for extra.
I am here to please your every desire. I thoroughly enjoy my job and providing pleasure to my clients. I am a big believer in quality over quantity. .
Party bookings are welcome 💕
I am completely independent girl. I'm waiting for you.
PRICE FOR SINGLE ONLY.
I DO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND CAN WORK TOGETHER AS WELL.
PLS ASK ME FOR HER PHOTOS IF YOU NEED. SHE IS NOT ON ADDS.
SHE IS VERY DISCREET
❤️Our Full Girl Friends Experience Services ❤️
Outcall 500 one hour fully included.No hiding cost
🔥 Aight listen up u thirsty cunts – Mei’s gonna ruin u for anyone else 💦
Yo. I’m Mei. 👋
45 years old. Yeah, that’s right – half a century of dirty wisdom packed into a body that still makes boys cry n’ men beg. 🍑💋
Don’t expect no fancy lady bullshit from me. I ain’t here to sip tea n’ talk feelings. I’m here to fuckin’ devour u – then kick ur sorry ass out so I can nap. 😴
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Lemme tell u somethin’ that happened 2 months ago – cuz this is the energy u get with me:
JAN heatwave from hell, my AC’s been dead for three days. Sweat’s drippin’ off my tits like a leaky faucet. This lanky repair dude shows up – armpits lookin’ like two wet raccoons. I answer the door in a soaked-ass tank top (no bra, obviously) n’ a thong that’s basically a fuckin’ dental floss challenge. 🥵
He’s tryna act professional, checkin’ the thermostat. But I’m leanin’ over him – my sweat’s literally ploppin’ onto his tool belt. He’s turnin’ red like a tomato. Finally he just SNAPS – shoves me onto the couch, rips my panties off with his teeth (yeah, the dude’s got skills). Then he gives me the messiest, wettest, loudest head of my entire damn life. I’m screamin’ so hard my neighbor texts “u ok?” – bitch I’m FANTASTIC. 🤪
After I came three times from his tongue alone, he wraps his shit up (cuz I ain’t stupid) n’ takes me missionary while the dead fan spins above us like a useless ceiling jewelry. I come two more times. He fixed the AC after. Barely. 😂
That’s the kinda wild shit u get when u call me. Not some starfish deadfish.
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I ain’t gonna pretend I’m a “graceful lady” – nah. I’m that 45yo MILF who knows exactly where ur dick wants to be before u do. 💅
I’ll ride u like a stolen Harley – bounce on that cock till u see stars n’ beg me to slow down (I won’t). Or bend u over my couch n’ make u watch yourself in the mirror while I take what I want. 🛋️💦
Wanna shove my face into the mattress n’ pound me from behind? Go ahead – but don’t cry when u can’t walk straight after.
Wanna lay back n’ let me do all the work? Fine by me – I’ll drain every drop n’ leave u twitchin’.
I love havin’ a wet face – so if u got a tongue, use it. I’ll grind on ur mouth ‘til my legs shake. 😛
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💰 Payment – don’t waste my time:
Cash 💵 or PAYID (instant only – if it says “pending” or “delayed” I’m ghostin’ ur ass. No joke.)
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📱 Hit me up by TEXT only.
I ain’t answerin’ calls while I’m busy gettin’ my back blown out by some other lucky bastard. I’ll text u back when I’m done – could be 5 mins, could be 5 hours. Deal with it. 😘
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I’m Indepent , Private. Discreet? Yeah, sure – but also loud as fuck if u do it right.
Come over or don’t. I really don’t give a shit. But if u do… bring water. U gonna need it. 💧
– Mei 🦊
The 45yo chaos u didn’t know u needed
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