Clyde Female Escorts

Hi This is Prada here, I am a PARTY/ SEXY NAUGHTY/ and PRETTY GIRL 💃I am good at SUCKING.WILL DEFINITELY MAKE YOU A GREAT DAY..

Want to see my sexy body and natural big boobs? And have fun make a lot of happiness with me? 

MY SERVICE IS VERY PASSIONATE.GIVE YOU THE BEST GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE.I PROMISE WON'T LET YOU DOWN.

ALWAYS MAKE YOU A HAPPY MEN AFTER WE MEET.

Just send an SMS to me ASAP! I want to make you horny and cum!

I provide full services and extra services including:

BBBJ, DFK, CIM and so on......

OUTCALL available 💰😘

call or SMS

It is my passion to provide ultimate pleasure to you.  

All you need to do is only lie down, surrender and leave the rest to me

I will lead you on an unforgettable journey

release your stress, Don't waste your time, I am the one 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃 you are

looking for the PARTY and NAUGHTY GIRL.

What you see is what you get. I’m a down to earth Aussie, fun and exciting with my bubbling personality and always smiling. Let’s have some fun 💋 ☺️😘

I prefer messages on What’s App

Incalls in mascot.

🚨WARNINGS 🚨WARNINGS 🚨WARNINGS

THIS PROFILE IS CONTAINED WITHIN HIGH CONCENTRATION OF AUTHENTICITY💥💯💥TWITTER:ESCORTSYOYO

💯independent

SMS me :Name/Time that you wanna come /The lengths of sessions you're expecting 💋

💕Gald to be the One for you tonight 😘💞Can't wait to meet you 💗

Hi❤️Gentlemens

I’m Nana!PARTY sexy hotty NEW in Sydney. Who has Unsatisfy Desire and who enjoy sex.

💕☑️I am here to ensure you enjoy the entire stimulating and sensual journey, and not merely the destination!😘😘😘😘

💕☑️kiss you all over and most importantly wrap around your ...wink wink..!💋

💕☑️rock your world and stimulate you in way that you only thought were possible in your deepest fantasies!! 💋

💕☑️My desire is to have you enjoy every second of our time together so much i won’t be satisfied until you are. that you can’t help but come back for more.💋

🌸🌸Full service includes

 Role play,Touching mutual masturbation, cuddling, different positions, shower together,light kissing,COB, Lap dance , Body slides, sensual touching, Licking,69,Striptease,Sex with Condom 

Sexy, sensual, mischief, cheeky & fun. I love to please & be pleased.My boobs are amazing - big, round with large sensitive nipples.

I do fantastic service can make magic on you,my killer weapon and my skill are amazing,no one can forget me after see me once. I am talking seriously baby. ,my tongue will tell you the amazing story.

I provide quality extra service and party fun. What else? Come to my private apartment to find out, or I can go to your place. I do private incall and out call.

Full Services Included:

GFE

Passionate

Sexy shower together

Extoic Nude Body Rub

Body sliding

Skin caresses rubs

Amazing Relief

Ice and fire double heaven

Super beautiful mutual play

Hot sex happy ending

sex in different positions

more and more please inquiry

More extra service etc welcome to enquiry

My full service rates are

$200 - 30mins

$250 - 45mins

$300 - 60mins.

Out call $550/60 up depends on Location

(Included : Text for me more information and Extra)

0485 604 112

Sensuality • Intuition • Energy • Conscious

Hello , I'm Mila .

In my 30s, tall, feminine and naturally sensual, I'm a former model with a naturally slim figure, smooth,green eyes. I embrace my natural beauty — what you see in my photos is genuinely me.

But what makes my experience truly different goes far beyond appearance.

For more than 10 years, I've explored Tantra, Taoist practices, breathwork, energy work, acupressure, somatic bodywork, sound and conscious touch.

Today, I bring these elements together intuitively in my own signature Tantric experience.

More than a massage the art of receiving

Please understand that this is not a full-service experience, nor is it a standard erotic massage focused simply on physical pleasure or release.

In a world where men are so often expected to give, provide, lead and perform, I invite you into a space where, for once, you can simply receive.

No expectations. No performance. No need to wonder what you should do next.

Just the freedom to let go, quieten your mind and allow yourself to feel.

For those who are open to receiving it, this can be a deeply meaningful, even life-enhancing experience — an opportunity to reconnect with yourself in a way you may never have explored before.

Through conscious touch, breathwork, sound, acupressure and energetic awareness, I invite you to discover the connection between your body, mind and emotions.

You may experience warmth, tingling, waves of sensation, trembling and profound relaxation.

For some, this journey may open the possibility of expansive whole-body pleasure, whole-body orgasms and longer-lasting orgasmic sensations, without focusing solely on ejaculation.

Every body responds differently. There is no pressure to achieve anything and no guaranteed outcome.

This is not about what you need to do. It's about allowing yourself to feel.

A little magic in my fingertips

I've often been told that there is something almost magical about my touch.

Some clients describe unexpected shivers, waves of sensation and moments when their whole body begins to tremble.

Others say my touch seems to reach somewhere deeper than the physical body — almost as though it touches the soul.

I genuinely feel gifted in what I do.

For me, touch is more than a technique. It's an intuitive language, guided by sensitivity, presence and a deep passion for Tantra and energy work.

My greatest satisfaction comes from seeing someone leave not only relaxed, but feeling more connected, more alive and perhaps discovering something beautiful within themselves.

I don't just want you to experience my touch. I want you to experience yourself in a way you may never have before.

Perhaps that's where the real magic begins.

A safe space to let it go

My private sanctuary, conveniently located near Zetland, offers a warm, discreet and welcoming space, free from judgement.

Whether you're a curious newcomer or an experienced explorer, you're welcome to discover Tantra at your own pace.

Men experiencing concerns around intimacy, body confidence or premature ejaculation are equally welcome to share their experiences openly, without embarrassment or pressure.

Optional prostate massage is available as a complimentary part of the session, subject to mutual agreement and comfort.

Some experiences are worth exploring more than once.

For those who return - A self invitation

I truly value my returning clients, and each visit offers an opportunity to deepen your body awareness and discover something new.

Special rates are available for returning clients. Simply get back in touch, and I'll be delighted to discuss a personalised rate for your next visit.

If my approach resonates with you, I'd love to welcome you into my space.

Please TEXT to enquire with your name, age and preferred session duration.

Respect, discretion and excellent personal hygiene are essential. No drugs .

With warmth and a little mystery,

Mila

 I am not Asian at all!

Hi boys I’m Steph, I’m that girl that brings the life to the party, wild, out-going and I know exactly what I want.

When it comes to my sexuality I’m confident and sure of exactly how what and where I like it. You are in for one hell of a ride right here. Lay back and let me show you the things I love to do to a man.

im not going to bore you with details about my soft skin, pink nipple blah blah.. you can see from my pics I’m gorgeous. I can guarantee you my pics are real.

I am very free free spirited in bed and need a man who loves to explore new things... let’s do it

i provide a full girlfriend service and several extras

deep French kissing, mutual mouth play, hot body massage, tea bagging, sex, Spanish multiple shots

 ‭‭

 Phone: 0480 595 074

incall

30 minutes $300

45 minutes $400

60 minutes $500

Pse

$600 half hr

$800 hour

includes bbbj deep throat cof gagging spitting dirty talk role play

$100 extra for bbbJ

 Xxx steph

indian and Asian welcome

Hi there ,

The moment your set your eyes upon my tiny little body you will be speechless (don't let my size fool you, I have the heart of a tiger!).

I am extremely energetic, bubbly and eager to please!

I specialise in fantasy and costumes! I can be everything from your dirty little schoolgirl to that drop dead gorgeous maid you cant take your eyes off.

I provide an incredibly intense, passionate and unrushed experience that will leave you begging for more (I promise, I will be your new addiction ;))

I'm also provide a sensual massage so deep that I touch your soul if you just want to relax, and be taken to another, euphoric world.

You will yearn for the feeling of my soft, tanned, angelic skin against yours.

When we are together, my attention is 100% on you, I'm not watching clocks and I am often quite generous with my time if we are having fun.

Service rate :

30 min 200$

45 min 250$

60 min 300$

And also offer PSE VIP Diamond Service.

More details : 0478 319 244

Hi guys

My name is Tina and my services are available to those discerning gentlemen with the desire to be pampered in quality and style. Whether you are looking for an evening of classy companionship ending with a sensual private encounter or an afternoon erotic rendezvous, I can accompany all of your needs. I strive to provide an attentive unforgettable experience.

Tina 0481 815 822

Perhaps you prefer to see me dressed in business attire, jeans and a tight tank top or especially dressed up for a night out. I can accommodate all of these looks upon request with ease. My sexiest lingerie is standard attire, with heels and stockings to compliment my look.

I will do everything I can to ensure you have an incredibly memorable and sexy time with me. Feel free to let me know in advance what I can do to make our time together even more unforgettable.

I am truly flattered to have you consider me as your companion, thank you for taking the time to view my details and I look forward to meeting you soon.

Tina 0481 815 822

My Massage and Happy Ending rate

30 mins - 120

60 mins - 200

My In-call Rates...

20 min - 130

30 min - 180

60 min - 280

My Out-Call Rates start from

60 min - 450 other areas please ask

Tina 0481 815 822

Please read my profile carefully before booking, I really look forward to meeting you and having a pleasurable time together.

Tina xxox 0481 815 822

Yo. It’s me – Maya. 26. Yeah, twenty-fuckin’-six. 

I’m here ‘cause I like dick. I like cash. And I like watchin’ a guy lose his damn mind while I ride him stupid. That’s it. That’s the deal.

So if you’re lookin’ for some soft whisperin’ “oh baby you’re so special” crap – keep scrollin’, grandpa.

But if you want a girl who’ll grab your face, bite your lip ‘til it bleeds a little, and fuck you like she’s mad at you… then congrats. You found me.

Lemme tell you a quick story – true shit, happened last month…

So it’s a sweaty-ass Wednesday. Like, 35 degrees. I’m naked under a tiny towel ‘cause my AC’s dead. And I lock myself outta my own bathroom. Yeah. Idiot move.

Call a locksmith. Dude shows up – late 30s, gut hangin’ over his belt, smell like ciggies and Red Bull. Not my type. But whatever.

I’m standin’ there in just that towel, wet hair, no bra. He kneels down to pick the lock. I “accidentally” drop my towel. Like, whoopsie-daisy. 😇

He freezes. His little lockpick tool just… hangs there. His eyes go straight to my pussy. I swear I heard him gulp.

I lean down, get right in his ear, and go, “How ‘bout you fix me first, big boy?”

He drops his whole tool kit. Clatterin’ everywhere.

I pull him by his stupid work pants onto my messy bed. His cock’s already leakin’ pre-cum like a broken faucet. I suck him sloppy – gaggin’, spittin’, the works – ‘til he moans the name of his street. “Fuuuck… Auburn…” 😂

Then I push him back, grab a rubber from my drawer , roll it on him with my mouth, and climb on top. I ride him so hard the headboard starts bangin’ the wall. Neighbors probably thought I was murderin’ someone.

He tries to take over – wants to bend me over – but nah. I stay on top. I make him beg. “Please, Maya, please…”

Finally I let him flip me. He fucks me from behind, one hand pullin’ my hair, the other still clutchin’ his tension wrench like a dumbass. I come twice. He comes all over my ass and lower back – hot, messy, perfect.

After? He just lays there breathin’ heavy. Didn’t even finish unlockin’ my bathroom. I had to kick him out and call another guy the next day.

Moral of the story? I’m wild. I’m in charge. And if you can’t handle that – don’t waste my time.

What I’m down for (if you’re not a boring prick):

🍆 Suckin’ you dumb – I give good head, period

💦 Ridin’ you ‘til your legs shake – cowgirl’s my specialty

🫦 Kissin’ deep & bitin’ hard – I wanna taste your tongue

🤲 Mutual touch – yeah, you can grab my tits, just don’t be weird about it

🧦 (No socks, I hate socks – but you get the idea)

🔁 Multiple rounds if you can keep up (most of you can’t, lol)

🛋️ Against the wall, on the floor, in the shower – I get bored easy

Not your mama’s massage. Not your therapist. Just a horny 26yo who wants to make a mess with you.

💰 PAYMENT – ‘CAUSE BILLS DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS:

Cash only. Or PayID – instant only. If it says “pending” or “delayed”, don’t even text me. I’ll know. And I’ll ghost your ass.

📱 DON’T FUCKIN’ CALL ME. I’m not your customer service.

Send a text. Tell me your name, what you want, and when. If I don’t answer right away? I’m probably busy gettin’ my back blown out by someone else. I’ll hit you back when I’m done.

Now stop readin’ and text me. Or don’t. I really don’t give a shit. 😘

🔥 Maya – 26, real, and ready to ruin your night (in the best way) 🔥

Hey guys!

Party adventurous 👁Wild naughty

✨Name: Olivia

✨Breast Size:DD cup 7

✨Age: 30

✨Weight: 48Kg

✨Height: 165

My name is Olivia . and I am 27 years old from Malaysia

I'm a very seductive tight little tease, I have legs you dream of working your way up.

I am glamorous, classy, and an educated lady with an adventurous spirit.

At a dress size 7, blessed in the looks department in every sense and boasts an enviable D cup bust. I am the lady who can make your fantasies a reality as she is picture perfect in every way. A date with me a - sensual and seductive young woman will be one to be savoured forever so do not delay in making a booking.

I really appreciate gentlemen who are polite, groomed, and generous. Please Kindly introduce yourself upon texting me.

You will be greeted at the door, I will be wearing lingerie..

Let me brighten up your day, you won't be disappointed. I enjoy all services. 100% NEW and 100% YOUNG and I have the BEST body ever Passionate Full service .

SERVICE LIST:

•Sex in Multiple Positions

•Affectionate Cuddling

•Spooning/Companionship

•B2B With Body slides

•DATY- Oral on Me

•Mutual masturbation

•Mutual oral

•Nipple kissing/sucking

•Sexy Lingerie

•Doggy style

✨ FULL SERVICE RATES - INCALL ✨

INCALL RATES:

30 minutes - $200

45 minutes - $250

1 Hour - $300

OUTCALL RATES:

1 hour - $500+taxi return

2 hours - $900+taxi return

Diamond dervice :450/h No Rush

All extras package rate

LOCATION:

I'm available for incalls at my discreet Home. Address will be given upon booking approval.

Please keep in mind, I am genuine and all my photos are of me and are recent. You will be pleased when you see me I have no doubt about that 😉🤓

Can’t wait to meet, Love always OliviaxX

Hello gorgeous guys

I’m in CANBERRA all weekend and would love to play for HALLOWEEN 🎃

i LOOOOOVE tips

so if you are pleased with me just a small tip after service would be more than appreciated

💋💋

CAR SERVICE - can do early morning 5:30am

for quick no frills sex service if you prefer a quickly

NO fuck is too small or too quick 💕💕💕😏

Unsure what to get as a gift?? Why hot gift a session with me for a mate/s

Having a party and need some extra flavour?

You can book me as a party play toy 💋

im all about having fun with fucking and being as naughty as possible BOOK and fuck me

STANDARD SERVICE includes

massage

deep French kissing

kissing the body /breasts/nipples

cum as many times as you can

oral on both

condom sex

sensual or simple massage

ALL EXTRAs are available on REQUEST

Dont be shy as im

Only Fans https://onlyfans.com/u547092016

ALL NATIONALITIES are welcome ❤️

I can be sweet or not — I’m yours

no natural

Hi there,

I will give you all the attention and pleasure you deserve. I love flirting and entertaining, you will experience how a true girlfriend should treat you with plenty of love and affection.

My goal is to give you the best intimate experience you are after that will leave you thinking about our time together for days after.

Your pleasure is my pleasure, for me the only thing hotter than turning you on is watching you take control. I will be working from a discrete location to ensure full privacy for both of us.

If you would like me to join you for a dinner date, I will ooze intelligence, wit and sensuality that will have others turning heads.

Maya xoxo 0410531538

My services list:

Sensual tickling and cuddling

Erotic nude body rub & body slide with aromatherapy oils

Soapy wet shower or bath for two

Body worship

Ball worship

Ball sucking & licking

Cock spitting

Tea bagging

Cock rub

Double handed hand-job

cob

Prostate play

Foot fetish & worship

Genuine lesbian licking, sucking & fucking

Toy play

Spanking on you

Dress-ups* (Please enquire)

Maya xoxo 0410531538

My sister and I are young and beautiful girls from Asia.I’m a down to earth and curvaceous young girl. So what you read here is what I would be like. I promise I run the business myself. It is myself who chat with you online and by phone. 

I’m a wild girl with a very open mind and crave passionate and intimate experience with a gentleman. I have curves on all the right places on my body and have a super perky ass which I would like to shake for you.

You can touch, caress, play with, grab and even lightly slap my ass while enjoying the dirty non-stop Deep French Kiss with me, before our bodies tangle tight in bed and we fuck hard. Let’s get lost in the world of indulgence where are only you and me.

I’m a part time model in my spare time and only available between modelling assignments. So you’d better contact me early. For outcall booking, I probably will charge some deposit to secure our time together.

PLS SMS FOR MORE FACE PICS IF YOU WANT TO MEET. 

And there are many other services I cannot write down here, please feel free to contact me to ask.

Tina new arrived Sydney.

My session includes:

Passionate tongue & lip kissing 💋

Cum on body

Spanish (titty fucking)

Deep throat

Mutual oral 69

Multiple position intercourse

Shower together

Sexy lingerie/stockings

Foot fetish

Booty licking

Pussy licking

Ball sucking

I’m highly sexual and passionate. As a modern Taiwanese girl, I’m respectful and sweet like Japanese girls, but with a super cute and playful personality that makes everything feel natural and exciting.

I specialize in a true Girlfriend Experience (GFE) — lots of deep kissing, affectionate cuddling, sensual body contact, and genuine connection. Multiple positions 69er, doggy etc I'm truly flexible with my little frame and tall sexy legs maybe some DATY? I love riding you while my breasts bounce, worshipping your cock, and letting you take full control of my tight, wet body. (BBBJ and rimming available as extras.)

Fresh from Taipei, I offer that perfect mix of cute Asian charm and naughty, uninhibited pleasure. I’m very open-minded and focused on making you completely satisfied.

I selectively see generous, respectful gentlemen who want a high-quality, discreet, and unforgettable encounter. Let me be your naughty little secret in Sydney.

By appointment for incalls in my private, warm apartment. Outcalls to inner city hotel available.

Anything else you like? Just ask! Don’t ask what I offer—tell me what you need!

Hello guys my name is Emi, new to Tassie, but ready to make some beautiful memories with you, my body will show you how eccentric I am, I also enjoy a unrush service. Please text me to make a booking to find out!

🐉One Dragon Service + $150 on top of normal full service:🐉

This includes, Normal full service + Nuru Massage + Prostate Massage + Rimming + Natural Oral + Cim

Text me for extra services on offer, I am waiting and ready to fulfil every inches of your desires.

***Text booking only***

***No free phone sex***

Hi babe, Zara ♡

Your petite Haitian-American sweetheart with a pretty face, sexy curves and a personality to match.

I’m sweet, playful, affectionate and definitely a little cheeky once I’m comfortable. I love good conversation, good music, having a laugh and making sure there’s never any awkward energy between us. I’m super easy to get along with, so come in, relax and enjoy some time away from everything with me.

I love looking good, smelling amazing and creating a private little escape where you can completely switch off and enjoy yourself. I’m open-minded, fun and very affectionate, but I know my boundaries and expect them to always be respected

♡ PARTY GIRL ENERGY ♡

I’m definitely a party girl at heart. I love good music, drinks, dancing, fun people and spontaneous nights with the right vibe.

If you’re planning a private party or event,

party bookings/social hangouts $450 p/h

I love dressing up and making an entrance, so if you have a particular outfit, lingerie or theme in mind, just let me know in advance. I’ll happily come downstairs to meet you in a beautiful dress with something sexy underneath. ♡

If you’re a party boy who knows how to have a good time, we’ll probably get along very well. 😉💋

MY RATES

30 mins — $500 incall $750 outcall

1 hour — $700 incall $1000 outcall

A private shower is available during your booking so you can freshen up and get comfortable.

EXTRAS

♡ ULTIMATE GFE — +$300

For when you want something warmer, more affectionate and a little more personal.

A relaxed, intimate experience with plenty of chemistry, attention and girlfriend energy.

♡ Mutual oral

♡ Showering together

♡ Kissing

♡ DFK

♡ Dirty talk

♡ Sensual massage and touch

♡ Playful teasing and flirting

♡ Affectionate girlfriend-style energy

♡ Passionate intimacy

♡ Multiple positions

Come relax, switch off and enjoy a little extra chemistry with me. ♡

♡ ULTIMATE PSE — +$500

For when you want to bring out my cheekier, more adventurous side.

A playful, uninhibited experience for those who like a little more intensity and energy.

♡ Rimming

♡ Multiple shots

♡ Filming — entirely at my discretion and subject to my boundaries

♡ Showering together

♡ Kissing

♡ DFK

♡ Dirty talk

♡ Playful teasing

♡ Multiple positions

If you like a girl who’s confident, playful and knows how to have fun, this is the one. ♡

♡ BAD GIRL EXPERIENCE — +$200

This is where my fun side really comes out.

♡ Dirty talk

♡ Playful teasing

♡ Passionate energy

♡ Music, drinks & good vibes

♡ Fun, spontaneous energy

♡ Dancing and letting loose

♡ A cheeky, carefree atmosphere

Put on some good music, pour the drinks and let’s just have some fun together. ♡

♡ DINNER & SOCIAL DATES — FROM $500

For gentlemen who appreciate beautiful company beyond the bedroom.

Join me for dinner, drinks or a sophisticated evening out. I love good conversation, beautiful surroundings, good music and simply enjoying each other’s company without rushing.

Dinner and companion dates can be such a beautiful shared experience, and I genuinely value the time spent getting to know someone and creating a lovely atmosphere together.

Social engagements start from $500, with longer bookings available by arrangement. ♡

♡ OVERNIGHT — $5,000

For gentlemen who want more time together without watching the clock.

An overnight stay is a chance to slow things down, relax, enjoy good company, music, conversation and a more private atmosphere.

♡ OPTIONAL EXTRAS

Additional requests can be discussed prior to booking and are always subject to my personal boundaries.

♡ MY BOUNDARIES

♡ No natural services

♡ No private/no caller ID numbers

♡ No recording or photography without my permission

♡ Any crossing of my boundaries will result in the booking being cancelled, with no refund.

♡ Please respect my boundaries and I’ll always respect yours ♡

If you’re looking for a particular extra or have a specific request, please mention it in your first message. I’m open-minded and happy to discuss requests beforehand, but everything is always within my personal boundaries and at my discretion.

New clients require a quick screening and deposit to secure the booking.

Please include:

♡ Name, age & nationality

♡ Incall or outcall

♡ Hotel name if outcall

♡ Day & time

♡ Duration

♡ Service type

♡ Any special requests

And yes babe, I’m completely independent. You’re speaking directly to me and I personally handle my own messages, availability and bookings.

Come say hi and introduce yourself properly ;)

Zara 💋

To gentlemens.

I am really proud of my angel face, and I have a thin, fit physique that is just perfect. I promise that you won't be able to take your eyes off of me. 

I am a very skilled female in this field who is driven to serve. I receive a lot of praise. 👄 

I consider my appearance to be a reflection of the kind of woman I am, and I take great pride in it. 👄 

Since you treat us properly, Gentleman, I genuinely like having sex with you. I'll give you a fantastic body massage and blowout. I enjoy showing you my special abilities and seeing your dick growl. Use my beauty and my performance to amuse, uplift, and make you feel good! I am lickable, touchable, and kissable since I am so active. 

I have a good feeling that my excellent service will put you at ease. 

I adore gatherings with lots of people. we can party together.

Give yourself a spoil. Visit me and take advantage of my services. 

ACT WITH RESPECT Keep in mind that you receive what you give.

Hi guys:

I am an honest person, and I like to be treated with sincerity. If you're just here to waste time, please move along.

-Sexy,SWEET and the perfect amount of NAUGHTINESS!

-The body of a goddess; the personality of an angel! Your time with me will be heavenly!

clean, discreet (our time is our little secret), and above all, totally real!

You will see the fun we have together because we enjoy it at the same time.

I'm a sexy, exotic, naughty companion, and I enjoy the company of smart, witty, and charming men.

I am a very playful girl, as you can see from my photos. I'm very fit and active.

Services offered:

I provide an intimate girlfriend experience, including:

Sex in multiple positions 

Deep French Kissing

Shower for two

Sensual massage 

Pussy play 

Hand job

Oral on you

DATY: oral on me

Sexy lingerie 

Deep Throat or Gagging

My goal is to make you feel worshipped and adored like you never have before. I’ll make you feel like the king.