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Delilah — Your Ultimate MILF Fantasy
Let me introduce myself… I’m Delilah, your ultimate MILF fantasy come to life. With years of experience and an insatiable appetite for pleasure, I know exactly how to satisfy your deepest desires. Confident, playful, and utterly addictive — I’ll leave you craving more before you’ve even stepped out the door.
Whether you’re a younger man aching for the thrill of an experienced woman who knows exactly how to take control, or a distinguished silver fox who wants to be spoiled and seduced, I’ll make every moment unforgettable. I’ll put you completely at ease, awaken hidden cravings you never knew existed, and turn our time together into pure, electric bliss.
I’m down to earth, easy to talk to, and I actually enjoy the time we spend together. No pretence, no rush — just genuine chemistry and a woman who knows what she’s doing.
I offer doubles (MMF). Add $250 to the rate you book. Deposit still required for outcalls.
OUTCALLS
Minimum 1 hour for outcalls which is $500. Deposit has to be paid before booking otherwise I will NOT come. Travel fees may apply.
Cash | PayID | Bank Deposit
No deposit, no booking.
INCALL RATES
🔥 15 minutes — $250
🔥 30 minutes — $300
🔥 45 minutes — $350
🔥 60 minutes — $400
Payment Terms
To keep our time together smooth and sensual, full payment is expected upon arrival. Cash, PayID, and Osko accepted. Rates reflect the exclusive, high-quality experience I provide.
📱 0416 323 659
Please text first and I'll reply as quickly as I can, even when I’m indulging with another lucky gentleman.
Come lose yourself in my touch, my curves, and my undivided attention. One session with me and you’ll be counting down the days until you can feel me again.
Ready to make memories that will keep you smiling long after you leave?
Text me, handsome. I can’t wait to meet you
24 hours Available now ! Let's get wild! 💝 I am pretty and Friendly.🌹💋
Hi,darling
I love to pleasure a man and make him feel like k Whatever you desire I will be able to satisfy your needs and get pleasure when doing that for you... A unique Japanese girl experience that you wont want to leave.. and you will be sure to come back for more, I recommend you a stay the whole night and let me pleasure you!??
Whatever you desire I will be able to satisfy your needs and get pleasure when doing that for you... A unique Japanese girl experience that you wont want to leave.. and you will be sure to come back for more, I recommend you a stay the whole night and let me pleasure you!
If you have any fantasy or if you are after a sensual service, remember then I am waiting for you! xx
I am friendly happy girl. No rush I take my time to satisfy you. Ill wait for you to make a booking..
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Cute Busty Kitten
Hi baby,
I am Nicole . Welcome to my page. I am your cute little kitten. I am with a size 7 body and a full 34DD bust. I have a beautiful look, a killer body and breasts that really stand out. My energy is high and I love to spoil you during our time together.Nicole
I am known to be passionate and seductive, yet I also have a sweet and shy side. I am good natured, well mannered and I love to have fun. When you need to drop the stress of the day, I am here with plenty of energy to comfort you fully. You will find me sweet, funny and seductive once the door closes. Our time stays completely private, un-rushed and confidential. Let me be your dream girl and take you on an erotic journey.
Here is what I can offer:
French kissing
Girlfriend experience
BBBJ
Sexy lingerie
Oral on me
69
Mutual masturbation
Body kissing
Hand relief
Dinner companion
Rimming
Boob job
Strip tease
CIM
COB
COF
DATY
Shower for 2
Deep throat
Natural oral is an extra separate charge. It depends on hygiene and my comfort level. Other services can be discussed and extra charges may apply.
My incall girlfriend experience rates are:
30 mins / $150
45 mins / $200
60 mins / $250
I also offer a special VIP deluxe service for $400 for 1 hour. It takes at least one full hour. We start with a shower together and deep suck in the shower. Then you get passionate kissing, body slide, face sit, 69, natural oral, juicy wet love sucking, teasing foreplay, seducing GFE, skilled tongue work, foot job, ice-fire BJ with warm and cold water, toe sucking, tits fuck, licking my pussy, licking your balls, mini skirt, stockings, high heels, uniform play and 20 or more different sex positions.
Outcall rates are:
1 hour / $450
2 hours / $900
I cannot wait to see you. Contact me right away and let us have some real fun together. I am ready when you are.
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Hello guys , I am Celine .I am naughty gorgeous and active with 21 years old .🍏🍏 I have lovely body -slim 36D natural breasts and smooth skin and sexy lips 👄
Love makes you horny, balances and relaxes.
GFE sex I do professional and excellent massage. Emergency services. good day.
I’m 21 years old have the size of a 36D natural breast cup and it is 160cm tall.
If you Looking for a sexy young girl to spoil yourself? I am the right person for you to achieve loneliness. To provide you with the highest quality service will not let you down.
❤️Full service including
❤️sexy stockings lingerie
❤️GFE safety hobby sucking in different locations
❤️shower together
❤️Oral to me
❤️passionate lips kiss
❤️Body Oil Massage
❤️Face Sitting
❤️Foreplay
❤️Roleplay School Girl
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❤️spanking
❤️With protection ring
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No private number will be answered.
Petite, Young, Flirty and Fun FIT
Hey dear guys
my name is Summer, I am in Sydney
I am a beautiful 26 years, 165 cm with a tiny size 7 curvy body ,amazing busty D cup breasts and silky smooth skin with a nice firm bum. I'm also clean shaven down under ;)
i am a sweet, fun and intelligent Young girl with a very naughty streak.
i am playful, classy and passionate, with a lust for fun and pleasure.Being a professional dancer,my body is petite, toned,waxed and very flexible.
I have perfect pretty like features and a seductive smile. Long platinum blonde hair,a tiny waist and supple little breasts.
GFE, passion and affection Service, Sexy lingerie and Stocking .Relief, Touching , cuddling,oil body rub,
I 'm experimental and open to exploring your desires and fantasies, I love to try new things! I also have lots of costumes,feel free to ask me to put the one you like to become your doll girl!!!!!
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Hi 💝
I am confident, intelligent and extremely professional. I am an all natural, beauty and embrace the woman that I am. Although my body is
enticing, I have been told that my face is still my best feature.
My enchanting smile, soft lips, small waist and warm silky breasts will captivate you in all the right ways. I love sex and creating euphoria, with a main goal of ensuring that you reach climax and maximum pleasure whether it be a short or lengthy experience.
I pride myself on being an excellent communicator and conversationalist with a desire to rapture you. Let our time become your perfect oasis and impulse with me...
I love affection very much and I am ready to give it in return.
Incall GFE
15Mins $120
30Mins $150
45Mins $200
60Mins $250
Outcall GFE 60Mins $400
Here’s my GFE Service List
The Girlfriend Experience
Gorgeous and erotic bedroom eyes
kissing
Passion and lust
Variety of positions and places for sex
Sensual body massage and body slide
Beautiful classic designer lingerie, suspenders, and stockings
Pussy worship, dedicated pussy play
Outfit requests - please suggest your favorite dress-up
69 oral pleasure
Make me orgasm intensely
Ball sucking licking and teasing
Girlfriend affection and conversation
Snuggles and cuddles post-sex
Solo masturbation shows
Erotic relaxing massage with aromatic oils (sensual or firm)
Striptease and lap dance
Cum on body/breasts (COB)
Dirty bedroom talk and moans of pleasure
Striptease and lap dance
Cum on body/breasts (COB)
Dirty bedroom talk and moans of pleasure
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❤️Nice to meet you Babe! Booking Line .pls. Txt 0466699288
Best rates. Best service. Im new High class mixed Young Nice Sexy girls.Independent busty escort and masseuse. If you are into young girls you are in luck, I am a very sensual and affectionate with a prefect proportion figure,Escort with a sexy size 7 body.. B cup breast
I am the one who you like to cuddly as a kitten in bed all day and I will drive you crazy (in good way) on and off bed. I am young but sensual girl know how a man should be treated. Relax and let me do the work let me give you some GFE. My discreet private apartment is Near Train Station. I offer real Girlfriend experience, cuddling,kisses and I am full of passion because I like what I am doing. I promise you 100% satisfaction. Look forward to hear from you soon !
30mins 150
45mins 200
60 mins 250 Cash only
Long booking discount ❤
❤To make appointment please contact me
0466699288
💋I can be your VIP companion
sexy party girl loves gym.
Petite, Young, Flirty and Fun 😘😘
Hey Darling, welcome to my page, let me tell you about myself.
My name is Grace, down to earth.25 years young and full of life, with my long brown hair, exotic hazel eyes, soft tanned skin and a gentle touch, I am the girl you’ve been dreaming of. Not only will I make you feel incredible in the sheets, but I can also keep you stimulated in other ways, through real conversation and my charming persona.
Below are my services, rates and inclusions, Let me know what kind of dream you are wanting me to fulfil today x
Includes everything in the GFE, plus wear sexy lingerie/outfit, steamy shower together, you can finish as many times as you like, and you can finish anywhere on my body including my perky DD cup breasts or my pretty little behind.
My girlfriend experience will make you feel more passion and intimacy and lots love.
Photos speak for myself.Money well spend with a fit lovely girl
Hey guys,
I’m Jade, a sensual, seductive girl who is a passionate and genuinely down-to-earth companion, who loves to make your fantasy a reality!
You will find I am an authentic, genuine and open minded girl who thrives on igniting your inner sexual flame while sharing in the exchange of our immense sexual energy!
Whether you are looking for rough, hardcore sex or a caring passionate experience, I can easily adapt to your needs and desires.
I offer a wide variety of captivating experiences including slow and sensual nude body rub, slow and sensual girlfriend experience, kinky girlfriend experience, hot quickies, teasing, treating couples, pure companionship or a mixture of all the above.
I am 100% genuine (check out my screenshot reviews!). There are no hidden costs. If there is something I do not offer, you will be notified during your enquiry. I will never make you come to see me under the false impression of what I do/do not offer and then hassle you into staying with me when you arrive. I respect you, your time and your privacy and I would appreciate the same in return.
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Intro for Prostate- Lingam (Male Sex
Organ) Massage, can treat coldness, premature ejaculation, and urinary tract obstruction.
Firstly, you will be asked to spread your legs, allowing full access to your genitals
YOUR SATISFACTION IS OUR PURPOSE
Asian Massage, the best full-body Oil and relief massage by our friendly Young Asian masseuse.
Our massage beds are big and comfortable.
Come and fall into a state of bliss with our masseuse's magic finger. All our massage girls are well selected and trained. You will find them in a very well manner and nice to you.
Through the massage, you can enter deep skin, make your muscles, meridians, bones and blood smooth and soft for obese people, we use professional massage techniques with burning fat essential oil to achieve the effect of weight loss and slim! In the final stages of treatment.
You will find the best of everything.
We offer:
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Pur body massage (back/head/neck/shoulder/foot
🔥Naughty Girl Just Arrived 🔥 come and taste me
I’m young and naughty girl with gorgeous DD cup curvaceous body,model look.I am very kind and open mind.
Love performing a sexy little striptease to tempt you, then lie back, relax and let my soft, warm and very skilled hands explore you all over as I touch, tease, ease and arouse you all at once.
My rate:
standard service fee :
$100/15mins.
$120/ 20 mins
$150 /30mins
$200 /45mins
$250 /60mins
😈 Ayumi’s Fuckin’ Wild Ride – I’m the BBW Mess You’ll Wanna Clean Up With Your Tongue 🍑💦🤪
Hey. You. Yeah you, horny bastard. 😏
I’m Ayumi. 32. BBW as fuck. Soft in all the right places & I got a bad attitude that’ll make you hard as concrete. 🧱🍆
Lemme tell you a little story ‘bout how shit goes down with me – no fairy tale, just dirty laundry & wet panties…
So last week my “handyman” (lol this fat old divorced dad, 45, beer belly hangin’ over his shorts) comes over to fix a stupid shelf in my laundry. I open the door wearin’ a stained wifebeater that smells like sweat & my favorite period panties – yeah the crotchless ones, don’t judge me bitch they’re comfy as hell 😂🩸
I see his eyes drop to my tits then down to that ripped open slit. His dick already makin’ a tent. I act innocent – bend over real slow to “show him the loose bracket”… my bare fat ass right in his face. Like, kiss it if you dare. 👅🍑
He breathes all shaky n goes “you’re gonna make me do somethin’ stupid”
I just laugh n say “good. do it.”
Next thing – he grabs my hips, yanks his shorts down, rolls on a rubber (yeah I ain’t stupid, no bareback shit here) n shoves that thick fucker into me from behind. No sweet talk, no foreplay – just raw, angry slammin’ against the washer machine. 🤤💥
He slaps my ass so hard I bite the dryer door. Left teeth marks. He came all over my lower back, wiped it with an oily rag n said “shelf’s fine. you just wanted me to wreck you”
Fuckin’ right I did. 😈
That’s how I like it – messy, loud, no apologies. You ain’t my boyfriend. You ain’t special. But for one hour? I’ll ride you like a stolen scooter n make you forget your own name. 🛵💨
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I don’t give a shit where we do it – bent over the couch, on the kitchen floor, or in the back of your shitty car. I just wanna feel you poundin’ me ‘til I scream n my legs shake. I’ll get you hard again with my mouth while you catch your breath. Yeah, I’m that nasty. 💦👅
You bring the dick. I bring the curves n the mess. We don’t talk about feelings – we just fuck. Hard. Fast. Then maybe again.
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⚠️ RULES (cuz I ain’t no pushover) ⚠️
Don’t call me. I won’t pick up. I’m probably busy gettin’ my back blown out by some other horny dude. 😂
Send a text. I’ll hit you back when I’m done – if I feel like it. Don’t be a needy bitch.
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💸 PAYMENT (don’t even try to play me) 💸
Cash only. Or PayID – but INSTANT only. I mean it. If that shit says “pending” or “delayed” – nah. Fuck off. I ain’t your bank. You send it, it clears right there, or you walk. 💯
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So what you waitin’ for? Another boring hand? Go ahead – text me. Or don’t. I got other dudes linin’ up to lick my sweat. 😘
– Ayumi (32, BBW, loud & proud)
– Japanese firecracker with a fat ass & zero patience
– Incall / Outcall – don’t matter, just come ready to work 🛠️🍆
A little luxury, A little Mischief - Plenty of Chemistry ❤️ 0411951139
© Copyright 2014 - 2026 escortsandbabes.com.au
Hello, lovely to have you stop by I
I'm a feminine, affectionate woman with a playful streak, a cheeky sense of humour and a genuine love of good company.
I appreciate a gentleman who can make me laugh, enjoys a little flirtation and knows that the most memorable moments often happen when there's no rush or pressure.
I enjoy dressing up for a planned date or dinner just as much as I love the easy familiarity of relaxed conversation and spontaneous laughter.
A little elegance, a little mischief, and that wonderful spark when two people simply click.
For me, the best experiences feel natural, personal and effortlessly enjoyable.
The intimacy begins with delicious, sensual Vanilla - but who knows where it could lead to!
© Copyright 2014 - 2026 escortsandbabes.com.au
I believe a wonderful date is about more than the time we spend together. It's about the connection, the laughter, the anticipation and those little moments that make an encounter feel special.
Every gentleman is different, and I enjoy allowing our time together to reflect that.
A Little Escape | From One Hour
Sometimes a little escape from the everyday is exactly what's needed. A warm welcome, playful conversation, affectionate and sensual company and the opportunity to discover our chemistry.
The Luxury of Lingering | Two to Four Hours
There's something particularly lovely about having time on our side.
These are the dates I especially enjoy, when conversation flows, laughter comes naturally and we can relax into each other's company without watching the clock while we explore sensual, delicious creamy Vanilla intimacy.
An Evening to Remember | Dinner & Extended Dates
I adore getting dressed up for a beautiful evening out. Wonderful food, engaging conversation, a little flirtation and the pleasure of being in good company.
Whether it's a sophisticated restaurant or somewhere intimate and relaxed, I love the experience of sharing an evening that feels like a genuine couple date.
A Little More Mischief
I also have an adventurous side, although I prefer to keep some things a little more personal.
For those with whom I've developed a comfortable connection, bespoke experiences may be discussed privately, with mutual respect and clearly understood boundaries.
Every day can be Sunday I 4hr love bubble
Lets create our own little world inside our daytime bubble. For the gentlemen that understands the benefit of calm connected social time just as much as the intimacy. Lets meet at my unit, share a laugh, listen to music, eat some healthy food, share some relaxed intimacy and head out for a sauna, walk or couples massage together.
The Gentlemen I Enjoy Meeting I
I'm drawn to gentlemen who are confident without arrogance, considerate without pretence, and who appreciate a woman with warmth, personality and a little playful mischief. And it goes without saying, well groomed with impeccable hygiene is just so sexy. Though, if you're on the hop from work - I've got you covered with a warm shower and thoughtful amenities and toiletries help you feel more at ease.
Good manners, engaging conversation and a sense of humour are incredibly attractive to me. I enjoy men from all walks of life, particularly those who appreciate the pleasure of slowing down, sharing a genuine connection and enjoying the moment.
Whether you're naturally charming, quietly reserved or a little cheeky yourself, there's no need to impress me. I find authenticity far more appealing than perfection.
A gentleman who values discretion, mutual respect and the luxury of quality time will always have my attention.
After all, a little chemistry is wonderful, but feeling completely at ease together is what makes an experience truly memorable.
Shall we make a Date?
If I've caught your attention, I'd love to hear from you. Introduce yourself, tell me what you have in mind and let's plan something lovely.
After all, a little anticipation is half of fun.
Chloe xx
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young and cute Cambodian girl. i need a good fuck
Welcome gentlemen.
First of all I need mention photos are mine. no drama. no issues. You get what you choose.
I have more photos on my instagram/sweetcandy. you can add it.
or you can ask me to send you a face photo through the phone.
But pls stop asking me keep sending-i am not a charity or free service.
I am a very cheeky girl loves dancing.i love Tease the men.
I'm 22yo.little cute Cambodian girl.
I personally love my job. love meet new people. it has built myself a lot confidence in life.
Service list
-body stress relief,
-Sensual teasing; 69.bbbj.
-kissing.cuddling and touching;
-happy ending.
-sex in different positions
-Good body rub.multiple cums.
Outcall 500 one hour fully included.No hiding cost
I guarantee to please you.
I only provide safe sex
With this much experience I feel my future husband is very lucky.
I love do please men, love to try different ways to please a men.
Make sure he want to see me again.
The only complaint from my regular is 'Candy why you can't come back tonight'
I am a very busy person.i always keep my customer happy.more rebook then new bookings.
I am very easy going and have a genuine desire to make our time together comfortable and relaxed.
If you like to know more about me and want to have a good laugh.
pls don't hesitate to contact me.
Reecie
have a essential experience with Reece I can be sensual and loving or a dirty little girl depending what you want
PARTY NATURAL Wet Tight and Juicy!Full Girl Friend Experience
My name is Gina 22 years old girl.
I am fun, unique, and am well known for my elegant combination of intelligence, sauciness, a bubbly personality and delicious curves, but also for my steamy sexual experiences. Every encounter with me is special, new and one of a kind.
If you are looking for a seductive darling with whom to explore your deepest pleasures, who also craves intimacy look no further.
I do GFE, mutural oral, multiple positions, body to body, no anal, no natural sex.
If you are craving an endearing and affectionate confidant, you have found me. I enjoy indulging in your deepest desires and fantasies, and hope that you will find my open-mindedness both liberating and exciting. You will find no judgment here. I welcome those who are seeing an escort for the first time.
Incalls and outcalls are available.
Call me on Gina 0435437312
Services list
Full body stress relief,
Sensual teasing;
Sexual cuddling and touching;
Full girlfriend experience,kissing,touching and cuddle,
Sex in different positions,
69,
oral in different ways, and stockings high heels pretty lingerie, really sexy, won’t let you down
Incalls
150 for 20mins
200 for 30 mins
250 for 45 mins
300 for 1 hr
Outcall from 500 for 1 hr+uber fee
Please sms on the phone for EXTRA Service in ADVANCE
Contact me at Gina 0435437312
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Hello! Welcome,
I hope you stay a while reading my profile.
I am a pretty stunning girl for 22YO, brown eyes, size 7', dark hair with natural perky E tits. As smoking as my model body is, my face is definitely one my best feature, With a fresh face and With a youthful, glowing complexion. I’m not just a pretty face there is more to me then my looks
You will be greeted with my friendly personality which shows through my kindness, warmth and charm. Let me pamper and make you feel relaxed and at ease from the time we meet, by my soft touch and spoil you in an unrushed atmosphere to create the mood and build the anticipation of your intimate escape. I cannot divulge everything so must leave some mystery until our date.
You will have my entire attention and interest as we seamlessly connect on a deep level, both in public and private. I am very emotionally aware, and you will feel completely relaxed when around me. Please, feel comfortable to tell me what your deepest desires are, and I will take delight in catering uniquely to you. If you’re feeling nervous, there’s no need to be. You will feel completely at ease the moment we meet. Let your true nature come out to play as we intwine our hearts, souls and bodies.
I promise our time together will be uniquely special and will leave you completely satisfied.
So hurry up and sms me for booking at
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incall 150 30mins and 250 an hr
outcal lfrom 450 an hr + uber
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New sexy pussy cat landed❤️ IN/OUTCALL Available
Best service. Im new High class Young Nice girl.Independent busty escort and masseuse. If you are into young SEXY girl you are in luck, I am a very sensual and affectionate with a prefect proportion figure,Escort with a sexy size 6 body..Natural Double D cup breast
I am the one who you like to cuddly as a kitten in bed all day and I will drive you crazy (in good way) on and off bed. I am young but sensual girl know how a man should be treated.
I'm a mix which able to do anything you required (in my accepted field ❤) Relax and let me do the work let me give you some GFE.
I offer real Girlfriend experience, cuddling,kisses and I am full of passion because I like what I am doing. I promise you 100% satisfaction. Look forward to hear from you soon !
❤To make appointment please contact me
0410 514 542
Hayley
New Photos – Soft Accent 🥰 Natural Curves, Black Lace, Stunning Body 🧿 Real & Recent
Thank you for looking at my profile. All photos are real and recent.
Name: Rita
Age:25
Breast Size :34C
Size: 7
When you get to know me, you'll see that I genuinely like developing close, personal relationships with my loves. I am very tolerant, open-minded, and I think that everyone has the right to enjoy themselves sexually. I've always had a strong desire to be a high-class escort, and I now feel like I've discovered my real calling.
I’m a soft, naturally curvy woman who prefers to take her time. I like close contact, gentle teasing and making the experience feel relaxed and intimate. My long dark hair, natural breasts, slim waist and round bottom match the photos — smooth skin and black lace stockings that feel even better in person.
I enjoy developing a real connection. I’m open-minded, warm and easy to talk to. I believe everyone deserves to feel good, and I take pleasure in making that happen for you.
My Services
I provide a genuine Girlfriend Experience. It includes a shower for two, sensual massage, kissing, mutual oral, 69, and passionate sex. Multiple finishes are welcome.
Full Service Rates
$150 – 30 mins
$200 – 45 mins
$250 – 60 mins
Outcall
$500 / 60 mins + Uber fee (depends on location)
I do not accept or send selfies or private calls. If you book and fail to show up, you will be blacklisted. No blocked numbers.
Phone: 0401839271
Looking forward to meeting you.
🔥 Aight listen up u thirsty cunts – Mei’s gonna ruin u for anyone else 💦
Yo. I’m Mei. 👋
45 years old. Yeah, that’s right – half a century of dirty wisdom packed into a body that still makes boys cry n’ men beg. 🍑💋
Don’t expect no fancy lady bullshit from me. I ain’t here to sip tea n’ talk feelings. I’m here to fuckin’ devour u – then kick ur sorry ass out so I can nap. 😴
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Lemme tell u somethin’ that happened 2 months ago – cuz this is the energy u get with me:
JAN heatwave from hell, my AC’s been dead for three days. Sweat’s drippin’ off my tits like a leaky faucet. This lanky repair dude shows up – armpits lookin’ like two wet raccoons. I answer the door in a soaked-ass tank top (no bra, obviously) n’ a thong that’s basically a fuckin’ dental floss challenge. 🥵
He’s tryna act professional, checkin’ the thermostat. But I’m leanin’ over him – my sweat’s literally ploppin’ onto his tool belt. He’s turnin’ red like a tomato. Finally he just SNAPS – shoves me onto the couch, rips my panties off with his teeth (yeah, the dude’s got skills). Then he gives me the messiest, wettest, loudest head of my entire damn life. I’m screamin’ so hard my neighbor texts “u ok?” – bitch I’m FANTASTIC. 🤪
After I came three times from his tongue alone, he wraps his shit up (cuz I ain’t stupid) n’ takes me missionary while the dead fan spins above us like a useless ceiling jewelry. I come two more times. He fixed the AC after. Barely. 😂
That’s the kinda wild shit u get when u call me. Not some starfish deadfish.
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I ain’t gonna pretend I’m a “graceful lady” – nah. I’m that 45yo MILF who knows exactly where ur dick wants to be before u do. 💅
I’ll ride u like a stolen Harley – bounce on that cock till u see stars n’ beg me to slow down (I won’t). Or bend u over my couch n’ make u watch yourself in the mirror while I take what I want. 🛋️💦
Wanna shove my face into the mattress n’ pound me from behind? Go ahead – but don’t cry when u can’t walk straight after.
Wanna lay back n’ let me do all the work? Fine by me – I’ll drain every drop n’ leave u twitchin’.
I love havin’ a wet face – so if u got a tongue, use it. I’ll grind on ur mouth ‘til my legs shake. 😛
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💰 Payment – don’t waste my time:
Cash 💵 or PAYID (instant only – if it says “pending” or “delayed” I’m ghostin’ ur ass. No joke.)
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📱 Hit me up by TEXT only.
I ain’t answerin’ calls while I’m busy gettin’ my back blown out by some other lucky bastard. I’ll text u back when I’m done – could be 5 mins, could be 5 hours. Deal with it. 😘
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I’m Indepent , Private. Discreet? Yeah, sure – but also loud as fuck if u do it right.
Come over or don’t. I really don’t give a shit. But if u do… bring water. U gonna need it. 💧
– Mei 🦊
The 45yo chaos u didn’t know u needed
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