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My sister and I are young and beautiful girls from Asia.I’m a down to earth and curvaceous young girl. So what you read here is what I would be like. I promise I run the business myself. It is myself who chat with you online and by phone. 

I’m a wild girl with a very open mind and crave passionate and intimate experience with a gentleman. I have curves on all the right places on my body and have a super perky ass which I would like to shake for you.

You can touch, caress, play with, grab and even lightly slap my ass while enjoying the dirty non-stop Deep French Kiss with me, before our bodies tangle tight in bed and we fuck hard. Let’s get lost in the world of indulgence where are only you and me.

I’m a part time model in my spare time and only available between modelling assignments. So you’d better contact me early. For outcall booking, I probably will charge some deposit to secure our time together.

PLS SMS FOR MORE FACE PICS IF YOU WANT TO MEET. 

And there are many other services I cannot write down here, please feel free to contact me to ask.

Outcall Japanese Heidi. kemonokko tsuushin. Escorts Sydney

bring it on! sexy video sex,Hardcore SEX.

 Are you bored at work? Or you in the distance.

- I'm ready, with some music, sexy bikini stockings and high heels...

 Upon receipt of payment. i will call you right away

kiss hug touch

Mutual oral including 69

360 degrees without dead angle, natural blowjob

Ejaculate anywhere below my neck

Fetishes (Feet, stockings. High heels, body worship)

Costume Role Play (Drag Queen)

vibrator on me

Japanese nuru massage

deep throat no gagging

suck/ball lick/or lick my whole body

watch porn tv together

spanish/tits masturbation

shaved pussy

favorite doggystyle

Provide free ice mineral water and drinks

Covering GFE

Anglo-French-Spanish Affectionate Tongue Kiss

Ice and Fire Natural Blowjob (Cum anywhere)

cum in mouth or on my face

hostess

sex toys in different sizes

BDSM, butt plug vibrator

Give you golden rain

2 minutes shot (No face shots）

Turkish Stepdaughter Fantasy Party

Spray water

❌Natural sex and anal sex are not provided

❌No more additional photos will be sent to you

❌not swallowing

❌ No haggling

❌Couples not accepted

❌I don't lick anus because I'm a princess

I am a stunning 19 year old from Cambodian with perfect and soft and kissable lips, seductive, bright brown eyes and silky black hair. I carry flawless, golden skin, a tight, small body, natural breasts and an ass that you will want to eat all night. 

About me,I am a girl,young and adventurous friendly chick who loves sex so this the perfect job me.

I love touching and skin on skin. I love giving oral sex.....and I'm told I have a natural skill for it.

I look after myself and make sure that I always look my best. I dress sexy but classy and get turned on by wearing some of my extensive collection of lingerie. If u tell me what you like, I'll do my best to wear something pleasing.Like to try different things in life.

Services included Full body stress relief, Sensual teasing;Sexual cuddling and touching; and Full girl friend experience,kissing, cuddle, Sex in different positions, 69, 

french oral, and pretty lingerie, really sexy, wont let you down.

 Please ring me or text me on 

I am Looking forward to hearing from you soon.

I don’t party.

I only use protection.

Everything I do is listed below.

Professional, clean and calm.

To gentlemens.

I am really proud of my angel face, and I have a thin, fit physique that is just perfect. I promise that you won't be able to take your eyes off of me. 

I am a very skilled female in this field who is driven to serve. I receive a lot of praise. 👄 

I consider my appearance to be a reflection of the kind of woman I am, and I take great pride in it. 👄 

Since you treat us properly, Gentleman, I genuinely like having sex with you. I'll give you a fantastic body massage and blowout. I enjoy showing you my special abilities and seeing your dick growl. Use my beauty and my performance to amuse, uplift, and make you feel good! I am lickable, touchable, and kissable since I am so active. 

I have a good feeling that my excellent service will put you at ease. 

I adore gatherings with lots of people. we can party together.

Give yourself a spoil. Visit me and take advantage of my services. 

ACT WITH RESPECT Keep in mind that you receive what you give.

I can make the person I am interested in go crazy. Behind my hijab innocent

image, my horny bitch is hidden in my soul.

Everything special to me must remain secret like my own identity and live to the bottom when alone. You're gonna be shocked to see what kind of whore I turn into when I am alone with that innocent hijab.

Here’s my GFE Service List

The Girlfriend Experience

Multiple rounds of passionate and intimate sex

Gorgeous and erotic bedroom eyes

Passion and lust

Variety of positions and places for sex

Sensual body massage and body slide

Beautiful classic designer lingerie, suspenders and stockings

Pussy worship, dedicated pussy play

Outfit requests - please suggest your favourite dress up

69 oral pleasure

Make me orgasm intensely

Ball sucking licking and teasing

Girlfriend affection and conversation

Snuggles and cuddles post-sex

Solo masturbation shows

Erotic relaxing massage with aromatic oils (sensual or firm)

Striptease and lap dance

Cum on body/breasts (COB)

Dirty bedroom talk and moans of pleasure

incall GFE

120/20 mins

150/30min,

200 45 mins

250/60min

I’m a stunning and sensual Latina who has just arrived in Australia. Playful, affectionate, and incredibly passionate, I’m here to offer you an unforgettable experience filled with pleasure, excitement, and genuine connection. I’m 22 years old, with a 100% natural body and a seductive personality that will make all your fantasies come true.

I provide a true Luxury Service with the ultimate (GFE). Enjoy deep kisses, warm hugs, sensual massages, intimate caresses, passionate cuddles, and naughty moments. I love creating a relaxed and seductive atmosphere where you can feel completely comfortable, desired, and fully satisfied.

Available for private encounters and intense moments tailored exactly to your desires. Soft lips, irresistible curves, and a sweet yet wild side that will make your time with me truly unforgettable—because I am simply unforgettable. 💋🔥😍💖😘

100% Natural Body 💖💋💋💋

Favourite Position: Doggy Style… What’s Yours? 😈🔥

Cash Payment Only 💵💖💖💖

Suck my pussy I'm horny now babe waiting for u 

Greetings Naughty Boys,

Hello everyone, I’m form Melbourne 

I stand at 161cm tall, with a d-cup size, and I’m 24years old

Wanna fulfill your widest sexual fantasies I’ll satisfy you with my full service such as ****, oral, doggy, hardcore I can ride your cock till you beg me to stop. Ready Now Naughty Fun My Place Or Yours

shower * Any positions DoggyStyle * full Night, Enjoy Oral * 69 position Standing * Butterfly Cowgirl Special * Blow Job * * Long Time travel * Whatever you want Baby *... I AM REAL

I love eating out, socialising with friends, nice walks on the beach and just enjoying life. I love also to go out and have a dance also! 

Girlfriend experience (GFE) ;

•French kissing  

•oral on you (covered)

•sexy lingerie

•oral on me

•69

•Mutual masturbation

•Cob

•Spanish

•body kissing

•hand relief

•Italian

•boob job 

•strip tease

•dirty talking 

30 minutes $ 150

45 minutes $ 200

60 minutes $ 250

Horny Sexy Doll Party   

 VIP Special Full Service

$250 / 30mins

$350 / 45mins

$450 / 60mins

Deep French Kissing .. Juicy and Wet Love licking Whole Your Body

Rimming the whole Bum .. Face Sit .. Love to Cum for you! .. Mini Skirt, Stocking High Heels Uniform .. Teasing Foreplay .. Seducing GFE .. Use tongue very well around your sweet sweet lollipop And more Foot-Job (use my foot to make you cum) Ice-Fire BJ (with warm water such, and ice cube 100% exciting feels) Toe-Sucking (you can sucking my toe) Tits fu*k (put your big c*ck between my boobs make you cum) Licking my pus*y and Sucking your ball,Deep Throat Dragon

Multiple sex ways and GFE sex(with protection)

Relaxing Massage 

BEST STRESS RELAXING ASIAN MASSAGE STUDIO IN PARRAMATTA

Parramatta Jade Massage.

HIGH CLASS YOUNG INDIAN STUDENTS ALSO AVAILABLE EVERY DAY MUST SEE INDIAN STUDENTS.

Best Indian Students in Australia. MUST SEE

Everyday we have 5 - 6 professional friendly elegant Asian Masseuses from China, India, Nepal, Thailand Japan Vietnam Laos Korea Cambodia, Sri Lanka, Africa

Open 7 days, 10am to 8pm

Our Address: level 1, 42 George Street Parramatta Sydney..... 0414 745 877

Telephone 0414 745 877

All Credit Cards and EFTPOS accepted We are only 5 minutes’ walk from Parramatta Station, Plenty of easy parking available

Please come to visit our beautiful and relaxing new private massage studio combined with modern fashion masseuses to enjoy a different relaxing massage experience.

We have specially selected professional massage staff who are well trained to look after all your needs to make you feel relaxed and de stressed and refreshed and to feel good.

Our beautiful massage studio is the biggest in Parramatta fresh and clean fully Air conditioned for supreme comfort, we provide warm and relaxing soft music to keep you to feel relaxed and to make you feel good while you enjoy your full body massage with one of our young elegant masseuses.

All of our elegant masseuses are trained in the art of relaxation massage to make you feel good and relaxed.

All of our masseuses are very friendly and will give you the best service you deserve guaranteed.

Please come to visit our elegant studio, enjoy the best different Asian massage experience with us.

We are located in the heart of Parramatta CBD within easy 5 minutes’ walk from Parramatta Train Station and Westfield, There is lots of easy parking available, and we are right next to the Eat Street Council car park

Our Prices:

Full Body Oil Massage:

30mins -----------------$50

45mins -----------------$65

60mins -----------------$75

90mins………………$115

Double two girl Body Remedial Massage

30mins -----------------$110

45mins -----------------$125

60mins -----------------$140

90mins-----------------$220

Business hours:

Open 7 days (open all public holidays)

10am – 8pm

Contact No: 0414 745 877

Our Address:

Level 1, 42 George Street Parramatta Sydney,

5 min from Parramatta Train Station

5 min from Westfield Parramatta

Easy to find car space on George Street Parramatta.

All Credit Cards and EFTPOS accepted:

Roster 22 July to 30 August, HIGH CLASS BEAUTIFUL INDIAN GIRLS AVAILABLE TO, call now 0414 745 877 & 0409 396 757

Monday.

Julia Vietnam

Mia Hot Hot China Stunning

Fiona China stunning beautiful

Tara Thailand

Bella NEW MUST MUST SEE HOT SEXY DO NOT MISS OUT

Hana Cambodia

Aiko Japan

Deepika Indian new

Tuesday

Jenny Thailand

Linda Thailand

Kelly  China

Danni China

Noon Thailand

Selina Vietnam

Preea Indian young beautiful

Nikki Indian young

Rani Indian

Wednesday

Fiona China HOT STUNNING

Mia Hot Hot China Stunning

Sami  China

Indy    Thailand

Coco    African

Deepika Indian/Nepal stunning High Class

Tara Nepal

Remi Indian

Thursday

Deepika Indian MUST SEE

Taylor Thailand

Sakura Japan

Cici     Thailand

Cherry China

Pooja Nepal

Rani Indian

Nikki Indian

Friday

Fiona    China

Mia Hot Hot China Stunning

Julie   Vietnam

Bella Indian NEW HOT SEXY MUST SEE

Ria  Indian

Deepika Indian Hot young stunner must see

Saturday

 Bella Indian NEW hot sexy must see stunning

Deepika Indian

Rani Indian

Julie Vietnam

Maya Nepal

Sunday

 Maya Nepal

Ali    Thailand

Mee mee Singapore

Lilly  China

Julie vietnam

Nadia Indian

Bella Indian NEW MUST MUST SEE NEW

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Hello gentlemen,

I’m a passionate woman who absolutely loves delivering sensual, steamy sessions in the bedroom. A true goddess with exotic looks, tanned smooth skin, and a bubbly personality that lights up the room. You’ll never forget my beautiful smile and those captivating “come and fuck me” eyes 😻

I’ve got curves in all the right places a very big, bouncy bust that demands attention, and a firm, juicy peach that’s absolutely delicious to eat. Trust me, once I open the door you’re going to think I look even more edible in real life.

I’m new to the private scene and honestly so excited to explore it all. There’s something deliciously different about meeting genuine lovers like this that spark, that chemistry, that “I’ve been waiting for you” feeling.

I bring passionate, long-lost-lover energy every single time. Expect lots of deep kisses, warm cuddles, sensual BJs, mind-blowing 69, enthusiastic DATY, and me enjoying every single position we can think of. And hey… if the living room is empty, why not bend me over the couch and have some spontaneous fun? Because why the hell not? 😉

My listed fees are for standard full service only. Just ask me about my extra menu. I don’t do Natural sex though.

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Send me one clear message including:

• Name:

• Age:

• Nationality:

• Incall or Outcall:

• Time & Length of booking:

Can’t wait to spoil you,Let’s make some very naughty memories together 💦

TS 🏳️‍🌈 Heidi 25yo Trans from Thailand 

All verified photos ✅

Confident, sensual, and impossible to forget 💋

I’m a beautiful trans goddess who knows exactly how to make you feel special. Soft skin, captivating eyes, and a playful energy that will keep you coming back for more.

I love creating real chemistry — teasing, laughing, and indulging in the moment together.

Clean, discreet, and drama-free. Let’s make it unforgettable 😉

All my pictures are real (Video call to prove it)

Pre op/Uncut (Fully functional)

Party welcome 🫶

📌Safe sex only

📌Girlfriend experience

📌Video call service 10mins $100

📌First timers are welcome 

📌Body to Body 

📌full body massage

Rates🖍️

💦Full service:

15 mins $200

30 mins $350

45 mins $400

60 mins $500

💦Massage and happy ending:

30 mins $300

60 mins $400

Out call

1hr $800 or more only+Uber(deposit required)

💦Video call service

10 mins for $100

🤞+$100 my cum 

complimentary

-Condoms

-Mouthwash

🧖‍♂️Showers available

📍CBD,Merrylands

Serious booker only ❗️

❌No Negotiation 

❌No Free nude pic

✅Contact me to book

✅0474853403 (SMS)(Telegram)

✅No private number/No bargaining 

✅Name/Service and Duration 

 ✂️No shows !!! No reply next time!!!!

💌 Please text only for bookings. I don’t answer phone calls. If you keep calling, I won’t accept your booking. Thanks! 😊

Hiii Handsome,

I am June 37 years old from Thailand who qualified professionally massage 💆‍♂️ i can fix your back tight and relax all your body from head to toe ,,, let’s try my best massage and the magic hands with happy ending

Naked massage and handjob (No sex)

$180 for 60 mins

$150 for 45 mins

$130 for 30 mins

extra services

Cob 50$

Bj condom 50$

Prostate on you 50$

🙏 Please text me only for booking

🙏 Please no request for more pics

🙏 Please no haggle , my price reasonable for good massages

 ❌ I do not offer Kissing, Fingering, Nat bj

My place is clean and tidy, I do provide clean towels if you want to take shower and table massage is also available here , there are air con or heater in the room too

easy street parking spot around and private discreet apartment building

just text me I will reply you asap

Name:

How long sessions:

what time:

warm welcome

June

❌❌Please Read ❌❌

My service is massage and handjob

in this price can do only massage and handjob

please don’t text me if you’re looking for cheap sex

Thank you for understanding and respect it

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Hello, my name is KAYALARISA and I am your beloved petite Asian T-Girl, ready to serve you at any time.

Weight by only 50kg, petite in figure, 5ft 2 with 6 inches cock and my 34D breast, I've always being told that I have a very ladylike features.

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Born in a month of Scorpio, I'll embrace my ruling planet, Mars, on bed. If Sun is confidence, Mars is courage. If Venus is romance, Mars is sex. There you go.

How to reach me me? It's easy. Just take out your phone and save my number. When you're ready for a fun time, kinky time or maybe a romantic session, you can call me right away.

For the first-timer, you're always welcome. Let me help you and guide you through, just don't be shy to explore. 

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Always look after for my client and treat nicely. U get what u see in my photos! ???? real me! U can call me for more information. +61434223647.

My rates is 

$200 for half

$300 for 45mins

$350 for 1hr

$700 for 2 Hours

$100 for Juicy juice cum

TS kaya Larissa is beautifully gorgeous with 6 inches medium size south east asian background originality. I am totally genuinely real with good english at the same time very friendly thats someone u can easily connect with.

Tanned gold skin with flawless skin that make u guys craving until u cannot control urself to eat me. For first timer i can look after for u. Im here to guide u and be gentle also u can enjoy first moment with me. I always get tested at the same time have OCD hygiene person. Provide clean towel and have nice comfort bed so u can enjoy the moment with me.

No private number! No time waster! No natural sex! No video call! NO DRAMA! No drugs! No alcohol or drunk! No Transfer! Please be Nice and Respecful. 

U can reach me by CALL, TEXT, WHATAPPS OR TELEGRAM ONLY! +61434223647

SEXY HORNY Kaya Larisa

I'm a sexy European 39 year old lady. Tall and long legged with a natural 14 DD cup bust.

Beautifully spoken and affectionate gentle caring and genuine.

Please text for an appointment in Westmead 

Incall Price 

30 min $150

45 min $200

60 min $250

MOBILE: 0416 833 763

SMS for Outcall rates extra $$$

Mobile: 0416 833 763

I'm Laperie lu :Of Japanese and Chinese mixed ancestry, Settled in Japan, thank you for reading my profile。

Because the consultation volume is relatively large, I will not answer too many of your questions. thank you for your support

🎀My list of free services🎀

Shower Together

69Lick or lick my whole body

nude sucking

Affectionate Hug Kiss Touch

Facial cumshot

Juicy and Wet

Love to Cum for you!

Massage and happy ending

Miniskirt, stockings, high heels, uniform outfit

We also prepared sexy clothes for you

Sex toys of different sizes

Golden rain is on you

turkish stepdaughter fantasy

Pegging or body worship

British Spanish

PARTY dinner/dirty talk

payment method:cash or pay id

 I can send you my selfie 🤳

Hello, I'm Dia Mizra.

An elegant beauty with Indian heritage and a South African upbringing, I offer a refined blend of sophistication, warmth, and effortless charm. Confident yet down-to-earth, I believe true chemistry begins with a genuine connection.

Whether you're seeking captivating conversation, an unforgettable evening, or simply an escape from the demands of everyday life, I create an atmosphere where you can relax, feel appreciated, and enjoy every moment in exceptional company.

I value quality over quantity, ensuring each meeting is personal, unhurried, and tailored to your individual preferences. As I'm visiting for a limited time, every encounter is thoughtfully curated to leave a lasting impression.

I specialise in providing a refined Girlfriend Experience (GFE) that combines elegance, affection, engaging conversation, and genuine chemistry.

✨ A warm and genuine connection

✨ Intelligent and engaging conversation

✨ A polished, discreet, and respectful companion

✨ Immaculate presentation and exceptional personal hygiene

✨ An experience tailored to your preferences

✨ Absolute discretion, professionalism, and mutual respect

30 Minutes — $250

45 Minutes — $450

60 Minutes — $500

Cash only. Rates are fixed and non-negotiable.

My profile is 100% authentic and verified, reflecting exactly who you'll meet.

To enquire or arrange a booking, please send me a text message with your preferred day, time, and booking duration. I aim to respond as promptly as possible.

• No photo collectors

• No video calls

• No calls from private numbers

• Respect and discretion are always appreciated and returned.

I look forward to meeting you and creating an experience that is elegant, enjoyable, and truly memorable.

With love,

Dia Mizra (DM) 💋

Cute new Japanese girl just landed in Sydney today and I'm ready to meet some nice gentlemen.

Hi my name is Sumi Aoyoko, a sweet and charming girl with a soft personality. Standing 162cm tall and 48kg, with a slim, delicate body and natural D-cup curves that make me look incredibly feminine and attractive.

I have a very cute face and a gentle smile, the kind of girl that instantly makes you feel relaxed when you see her. My voice is soft and sweet, with a lovely Japanese accent that makes every conversation feel warm and intimate.

I'm very friendly and attentive and I love spending time with gentlemen and making sure you feel comfortable, relaxed, and well taken care of.

If you like petite, cute Japanese girls with a sweet voice and soft personality, Sumi is ready and you’ll enjoy meeting.

Price:

Incall

30 mins – $250

1 hour – $400

Outcall

1 hour $500 + travel deposit

Come spend some time with this lovely new arrival and enjoy the sweet charm of Sumi Aoyoko.

Hello there lovers, I'm Suzie and I'm ready to make your bbw and curvy girl fantasy come true - I am specialised in providing a comfortable and unforgettable full-service girlfriend experience.

Want to book some time together? Feel free to text me and discuss details, so that we can arrange an appointment.

If you're looking to play with a woman who is naturally round in all the right places, articulate, well-travelled, funny and an all around good time, then look no further ;) PS, I am naturally curvy and hairy too, the only thing I shave are my legs x

I try to get back to every message and call, but if you don't hear back from me, that is because I'm busy.

If you'd like to guarantee you do hear back from me, make sure you text me, and include the following in your message:

• The date/time you're interested in booking
• The length and type of service
• Your suburb and a name.
• Letting me know if I can/can't text back after certain times, is also helpful for you and I both :)

I'll try and get back to you as soon as possible x

PLEASE NOTE:

+ I don't answer private calls

+ Safe sex only

+ No, I don't do anal

***If you ask for any of the above, I will not respond to you.

***If you call from a private number, I will not pick up.

DIGITAL SERVICES:

Video call/sexting session: 15min/$100

___________________________________________________________

My hour rate covers a girlfriend experience and includes the following services:

• mutual oral (covered), mutual masturbation, msog, dfk, 69, full body massage, daty, sexy striptease, touching, intimate cuddling
• Pornstar Experience is an additional service, I charge for an additional $150 p/h. PSE services includes: All of the above GFE services as well as roleplay, costumes, spanking, cum on body, BBBJ, gagging, squirting, anal play on me

Feel free to message for additional requests, fantasies or kinks. Let me know what it is that you've been thinking about and we will make it happen x

I am very happy to travel, however outcalls outside of my base location will require an additional fee ($$ depending on location), as well as a deposit in advance.

Want me to find my way to your town? Send me a text or email, let's see if what's possible. I am always happy to organise meet ups, and be flown anywhere within Australia and the Asia Pacific Region.

hiiiii i'm Kitty :)

The first thing you notice about me might be my tattoos or my height, but there's a lot more to me than meets the eye. From a background of kink, stripping, and online content I am now offering private bookings in a discreet apartment location. Whether you're looking for a vanilla experience heavy on the kissing, foot worship on me while you're my little slave, someone to dance for you while you relax on the bed, or someone to peg you senseless, I can give you what you're looking for with a side of my enthusiastic, energetic and charmingly curious and clumsy personality

landed on planet earth to share my hedonistic pleasures and passions.

sign up to my Only fans if we can't meet in person (or if you just can't get enough of me) I promise you, you'll love the dirty adventures I get up too, explore my dirty mind with me and watch me get fucked 💖

once signed up I offer unlimited chatting with me (including dirty talk) & a free dick rating.

no Pay Per View, signing up unlocks ALL of my content.

including but not limited too, B&G, solo play, foot fetist content, strip teases, flashing, buttplugs & more!

I offer video calls + customs through OF as well.

can't see me for a while? different state? request a dirty video call with me and lets get freaky over the phone... I have plenty of toys.

watch how good I take cock before we meet in person 😘

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SMS ONLY! if you call me, I WILL NOT ANSWER. I only answer polite text messages.

please note that the standard service rate is what is listed. please feel free to discuss any kinky extras with me over text.

I do NOT offer ANY natural services.