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Horny, Raunchy, Busty Pornstar Melody - Come & Play With Me
I'm Melody ,and YES i am really 20yo! Super tight pussy.I'm new to this job and before I come to Australia I was Virgin.
call me at 0468 480 186
My stats are:
Age: 20
Height: 162cm
Body Size: Slim size 6
Bust: Real natural C Cup
Body Type: Slim and tight toned to perfection
Super tight pussy
Attitude: Very very enthusiastic - I have a lot of energy to burn
I have a few different ideas of services available, (please bear in mind I'm new to this)I'd like to treat you like my boyfriend and play with you as you explore me and my body, i enjoy a full service with discerning gentlemen and I Usually play a submissive part and letting you take charge and tease you all over. I like to lick and touch where you need it and get you so turned on before we move on to the real stuff.
Let me be your girlfriend For a while, with no stress, no worries. Take a break from your life and be whoever you want to be. We can spend some time exploring light fantasies, sessions can involve sensual shower together, light touching and playing, hee hee, I love to recieve rimming and licking straight out of a clean shower. Let's finish up on the bed for some hardcore action.
My full service and massage :
-Shower together
-lips kissing
-girlfriend experience
-Body to body massage
-Oral
-COB
-69
-Rim or lick on me
-Blow job
-CIM
-Nat Sex Extras
Extras service:Deepthroat, nat oral, cum in mouth, golden shower extra 30 for each
Other services available, please drop a text
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Hello, handsome guy!
I'm glad of your attention - you will surely enjoy my attention to you! XXX
Send me a text message to reserve in advance if it's not fully booked!
My phone number is 0415838015.
I'm extremely proud of my appearance. When you realize you're spending time with a young and sexy girl, you feel like you're in heaven.
I am very passionate and always ready to please men. My service is to satisfy him and make him happy.
My goal is to make my man happy all his life. I'm always energetic and ready to greet you with a smile at any time!
You will have an unforgettable intimate moment!
My services:
- Bathing together
- Full body massage
- Oral services —COB
-69
-oral sex
· cake
—coefficient of friction
—computer integrated manufacturing system
-gender
Price:
30 minutes - $150
60 minutes - $250
Are there any other services? Please send a text message.
Send me a text message at 0415838015.
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Hi boys
I am a girl who dreams of a girl. Natural double DD black hair, from Ella, 18 years old, 165cm tall, my chest is naturally large, and my body is not strengthened at all
I will provide you with the ultimate girlfriend experience, but you can also play with each other, do n’t mind naughty sex, wildness is my favorite
I really want to meet you, relax and spend a good time together while making your fantasy come true. I like to please you and hope you have a lifetime experience.
Please do n’t waste time as it is real and ready to show you how
Free GFE service
Kissing and stroking, BBBJ COF CIM DFK COB, hugs, mutual natural verbal, different poses, shower, cosplay, sexy lingerie, dating allowed, mutual masturbation, handjob, different poses, affectionate kissing, fetish Teabag
If you are looking for an interesting person, then the person who is suitable for flirting is the perfect girl to satisfy your fantasy.
"My Price"
Full service:
Incall $ 300-30 minutes
$ 400-45 minutes
$ 500-60 minutes
Free Diamond Service
Including gfe bbbj cim 69 dfk condom sex dragon service . Cof cim. Hot cum. Derp kissing . Natural suck. Girls fried
Outcall:700/1hr
Text me: 0415858507
Bbbj in mouth South Korean 19 age
I am Anna 19 years old, only 100% of the students new to Australia new to Rhodes independent new apartment. Hi gentleman, I am Anna to follow the industry, the desire to learn. Come to my dream, I will you my body is satisfied with a little hug and braving the feeling of heat, you will agree. Can embrace my price R $120-30min
The $150-45 minutes
200-60 minutes
What I do for an hour is a long, long emotional kiss to give me a natural kiss BBBJ hug to touch the feeling of physical contact massage and massage to give me a temperament kiss
19 years old
party hard with a super naughty girl.hot stunning
ABOUT ME:
My name is COCO, 👼🏼 Don't pay before we meet.pay when you see me.
I have a Stunning face, very youthful with stunning features and a tight and toned size 6 slim body.
Being super young and new to the industry, i am tight where it mattars most.I don’t only have Beauty but brains and personality; with a good sense of humour and an ability to make you feel like Complete Ease! I know girls aren’t usually funny but I am hilarious.
STATISTICS:
Age: 22 Years Young
Dress size: 6 X-Small
Chest size: D
Body Type: Slim
Personality: Sweet/Outgoing
Tattoos: Absolutely None
Smoker: Non Smoker
Height/ Weight: 5'4/ 50kg
Hair: Black long Hair
Face:Absolute Stunner!
MY SERVICE LIST:
I provide a Full Erotic Girlfriend experience, and this is my very first time in the industry. I always said I would never do sex work but here I am… Catch me before I change my mind! 👼🏼
You will be excited, teased and relieved upon seeing Me at the door🖤
Service Inclusions:
Sex in multiple positions, position, Hand relief, Girlfriend experience
Affectionate cuddling,
Dirty Talk, Erotic Body rub,Sensual naked body rub
Multiple shots in an hour.
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Hi Guys
My name is Natcha yong girl Asian.
I provide services.⬇️
Relax&Erotic Massage.
b2b oil Massage.
body Slide oil Massage.
30 minutes $150.
45 minutes $170.
60 minutes $200.
Open 10am - 9pm. Monday - Saturday.
please text me for ask more My services.
Messages Only 0485684528.
Meelo – Sweet Vietnamese Beauty | Natural D-Cup, Warm & Attentive
Hi… I’m Meelo
A Vietnamese girl, 160cm, Size 7, with a naturally soft, feminine body and a full natural D-cup that feels even better than it looks.
I have a sweet face and a gentle smile… but when you’re close to me, you’ll feel a more playful, warm side that slowly draws you in.
I’m very attentive and affectionate, and I love creating a space where you can fully relax… forget everything outside… and just enjoy the moment with me.
I’m not the type to rush.
I like to take things slow… feel your energy… and let everything build naturally.
With me, you can expect:
- A soft, relaxing massage that melts your stress away
- Warm, gentle touch that lingers just a little longer
- Close, comfortable interaction that feels natural and easy
- A sweet, intimate atmosphere where you can truly unwind
- Warm massage and jerk off for you
I enjoy making you feel comfortable… but also a little excited, in a way that keeps you thinking about me even after you leave.
Rates:
$200/30 mins
$300/hr
If you’re looking for a girl who is soft, sweet, and just a little bit tempting,
come spend some time with me…
I NEED A GOOD SEX .VERY PLAYFUL.FUN AMAZING
I am a stunning 19 year old with perfect and soft and kissable lips, seductive, bright brown eyes and silky black hair. I carry flawless, golden skin, a tight, small body, natural breasts and an ass that you will want to eat all night.
About me,I am a girl,young and adventurous friendly chick who loves sex so this the perfect job me.
I love touching and skin on skin. I love giving oral sex.....and I'm told I have a natural skill for it.
I look after myself and make sure that I always look my best. I dress sexy but classy and get turned on by wearing some of my extensive collection of lingerie. If u tell me what you like, I'll do my best to wear something pleasing.Like to try different things in life.
Services included Full body stress relief, Sensual teasing;Sexual cuddling and touching; and Full girl friend experience,kissing, cuddle, Sex in different positions, 69,
french oral, and pretty lingerie, really sexy, wont let you down.
Please ring me or text me on
I am Looking forward to hearing from you soon.
Small waist. Smart, funny, sensible and kinky.
Hi Guys.
Welcome to my profile lovers,
I'm Jessica.
Age. 23
Height. 5' 5" / 166cm
Hair. Long Black
Bust. D cup
For those who desire a genuine GFE with raunchy overtones, I'm your match made in heaven.
I love indulging in playful, teasing, erotic and passionate encounters, which is what it's all about for me. Mutual pleasure and yummy passionate kisses are also part of my intimate service.
I am wonderfully feminine, elegant, always impeccably well groomed and have been described as being easy to connect with, vivacious and fun loving. I'm often complimented on my friendly personality along with being an incredibly engaging and sexy lady.
I have a genuine desire to have a memorable experience with you whether you're male, female or a couple. I am ready to make our time together absolutely fantastic.
No rush, I will take my time, I enjoy doing it slowly,
You'll be impressed on my services like you won't believe.
Let's play & Have some Fun.
Let's start our encounter.I can go to your place , partying on your bed. pls call for details.
A thousand kisses ☎️
LET'S HAVE SOME FUN TOGETHER
I am lily 26 years old, dress size 8 and stand at 5ft6 tall.
My skin tone is tan and my figure is tone. I have naturally long black hair, dark brown eyes and a contagious smile.
My service is always high class and discrete. I travel to your home, work or hotel or I am hosting in sydney.
very naughty and open minded woman who you will enjoy every minute of your time spending with me! I am a independent escort.
i would give u a relaxation massage before I start our naughty times in bed.
Service list
- body stress relief,
- Sensual teasing; 69.bbbj.
- kissing.cuddling and touching;
- happy ending.sex in different positions
- Good body rub.multiple cums.
I will guarantee to please you.
I only provide safe sex
pls don't hesitate to contact me.
K girl
🔥 0492 494 818
Welcome to K Girl – A Private Escape into Pleasure.
Step into an intimate world, where every moment is made to captivate.
No interruptions. No unexpected encounters. Just a smooth, sensual experience in complete privacy.
Relax, surrender, and let something unforgettable begin.
Your fantasy starts here.
"Send me a message... I'll take care of your reservation. Let me make it unforgettable."
🔥 0492 494 818
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🌟 High-end experience only 🌟
I am selective and not available for everyone.
No bargaining · No last-minute or bookings beyond 24 hours · No disrespectful behavior.
Please contact me only if you are serious, decisive, and generous.
💜Enjoy a warm, relaxed, and unhurried time together.
I focus on comfort, connection, and a premium experience.
Hi there, I’m Zoe
I am a mature woman who has learned how to fully inhabit her body — not just to keep it strong and beautiful, but to truly understand what it can offer. 😈😈😈😈Seduction, to me, is not a performance — it is an art. A slow, attentive discovery of another person’s desires, and the pleasure of shaping an experience around them. Your true fantasy fuck. 🍆🍆
ALL NATIONALITIES are welcome ❤️
I can be sweet or not — I’m yours. Come and show me what you like.
I love all things Sexual activity, so don’t be shy about asking for what you desire. 😈This is your private, discreet space to explore, flirt, confess, and indulge. Let me be your fantasy, your tease, or your dirty little secret. 💋
GFE – Girlfriend Experience 💖
I offer the warmth and closeness of a girlfriend, the thrill of being desired openly, the quiet intimacy of holding hands, kissing, laughing, and letting the world fade away.I am attentive. I am indulgent. I am experienced.And I know exactly why I am worth the visit.
KINKSTERS
I am an experienced dominatrix and I have a special place in my heart for submissives and anyone looking to explore and delve into this world.
I’ve heard it all — nothing shocks me. You can speak freely and openly with me, always knowing you’ll be met without judgement.Most importantly, I provide a safe, secure, and respectful space where your boundaries are honored and your desires are explored properly.
For quotes details, please text me
💟Services:
- Full body massage (with plenty of FUN and addictive)
- Prostate massage
- Shower together
- Teasing
- Best BJ
- Passionate kiss
- Affectionate cuddling
- Spanking
- Fuck my tits
- Hand relief
- Sex in Any Positions
And more…contact me for details:)
💲In Call Full Services rate:
$150 30mins
$200 45mins
$250 60mins
Ask for extra!!!
I am so horny now, babe, let me be your best naughty girlfriend
Outcall:💲
Outcall service fee: $550 for 1 hour,Outcall requires a deposit to secure the booking. No deposit, no booking.
🛑Same-day bookings only — not taking advance enquiries or time wasters.
🛑NO PHONE CALLS PLS!
🛑ALL THE CALLS ARE AUTOMATICALLY DECLINED!
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I am naturally gorgeous, charming and active My petite figure and smooth
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you will addict to my innocent eyes.
I can be very naughty with the right company in bedroom. Come to try me. I will make your fantasy come true nd will have you coming back for more.
I hope you come soon, I am very I'm extremely horny and fuck passionately and ride you to the max making you cum again and again almost to the point you won't be able to feel your feet.
My services list:
kissing
Sensual tickling and cuddling
Erotic nude body rub & body slide with aromatherapy oils
Ball sucking & licking
Cock spitting
Tea bagging
Face fucking
Cock rub
Double handed hand-job
cob
Prostate play
Foot fetish & worship
Genuine lesbian licking, sucking & fucking
Toy play
Spanking
Dress-ups
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Hi,
I am extremely naughty and hot girl which are personality cuties and
sexist sometimes depends on who looks at me i believe gives us the
advantages and badly over other.
I am confident i would look after you well very that you won’t be disappointed. You will always be greeted with me dressed in a stylish choice of lingerie, stockings, heels and makeup.
I am playful and fun girl, passionate with sex. I can be your sweetheart or your wild sexy kitten. I'm sure you will enjoy my company. With my model body,I can do great service for you, Happy to give and receive to cater your need and fantasies.
I will make you never forget that we've been together. I will give unrushed time, share a drink, conversation and fun times.
Extra Cash for
BBB J $50
BBB J CIM $80
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Hello guys
My name is Jessica. It's my first time in here and I will love to know new people and make them happy. I am a lovely independent Japanese escort, charming and gorgeous model.
Welcome to my personal profile ! Impressive and natural breasts, big and very sensual lips. All natural! Contact me, you will not regret.
I am very friendly, smiling, horny and hot. So if you are looking to spend few memorable moments I am definitely the perfect option for you.
I enjoy spending time with men all of age. I like to make my customers fell excited, spoiled and most vital I want that you to feel absolutely stunning and a big smile on your face. I love what I do and forever I have a mutually fit respect for my playmates and offer may all those I met.
All my image are 100% genuine what you see is what you'll get. A fun passionate and vivacious hot best class remarkable girl with a positive playful and spirited outlook on life, I am intelligent, educative, charming and passionate with a best sense of humour, love to be with and I am hundred percent real.
You will also find me extremely caring, feminine, romantic as well as affectionate, elegant and sensual young women.
Here’s my GFE Service List
The Girlfriend Experience
Multiple rounds of passionate and intimate sex
Gorgeous and erotic bedroom eyes
Deep French kissing
Passion and lust
Variety of positions and places for sex
Sensual body massage and body slide
Beautiful classic designer lingerie, suspenders and stockings
Pussy worship, dedicated pussy play
Outfit requests - please suggest your favourite dress up
69 oral pleasure
Make me orgasm intensely
Ball sucking, licking and teasing
Girlfriend affection and conversation
Snuggles and cuddles post-sex
XXX soapy shower together
Solo masturbation shows
Erotic relaxing massage with aromatic oils (sensual or firm)
Striptease and lap dance
Cum on body/breasts (COB)
Dirty bedroom talk and moans of pleasure
Spanish with my delicious natural, full breasts
THE VIP Porn Star Experience
Deep throat,Gaggingn,
Roughy stuff- on you and me,
Rimming - on you and me,
Toy Play - on you and me,
Double Penetration,
COF/CIM, Squirting,
Anal Sex, Natural.Sex, Natural.oral
Swallow, Filming, Dirty Talk
Incall GFE
30Mins $150
45Mins $200
60Mins $250
Outcall GFE
60Mins $400
I am the supreme escort.
Book me now 0466 145 817
New Lady Come SYDNEY
New Lady Come SYDNEY - Cheeky Curvy girl
Girlfriend Experience, Passionate sex
Hello everyone, my name is Cherry 🍒
170cm 62kg
I'm 20’s with B cup natural boobs and big booty🍑, I’m newbie here in Sydney and really like meeting people.
🍑Are you horny and need a little company?🫦
Maybe you’re thinking of a Size 10 asian cheeky girl like myself that will satisfy, tease and please you untill you’re begging for more. I can promise you a wild and fun & genuine service.
📷 From my photo, What you see is what you get. You won't be disappointed. 💋👸🏻I'm super cheeky, sexy, bubbly & classy and offer an high class elite experience. 🍑👅 I genuinely love sex and love pleasing and fulfilling sexual desires. Making you feel comfortable is my first priority. I love to party and have fun but also don’t mind winding down and relaxing, whatever it is that suits your needs. 😳👅🍌🍼❤️🔥
Normal service
✅ Sex, Blow job with Condom
❌ Kissing
* 15 minutes $120
* 30 minutes $170
* 45 minutes $220
* 60 minutes $270
Full service
✅ Sex, Natural Blowjob, 69, Kissing, Massage, Shower together, Deep through
* 15 minutes $170
* 30 minutes $220
* 45 minutes $270
* 60 minutes $320
🔹🔹 THREESOME 🔹🔹
I have few girlfriends who can play with us by appointment only
Extra services
- Cof, Cim $50 for each/time
❌❌❌ Sex always with Condom ❌❌❌
🫦 Please text me for more info 👅
0401-447-933
Genuine, laid back, Aussie girl next door!
ABOUT ME
Hiya! I’m Claire - a soft, giggly, size 16 Aussie girl with short hair, blue eyes, and curves in all the right places. I’m bisexual (and love couples!) and I welcome respectful clients of all genders, body types, and backgrounds (aka: not a racist psychopath).
I host relaxed, no-drama sessions in the Inner West (Canterbury), where we laugh, connect, and have a great time together like fuck buddies from way back.
I’m not a polished adult star or a stick-thin model. I’m a real, down-to-earth woman with a soft, natural body that feels amazing to touch.
What you see is what you get with me - no hidden upcharges, no micromanaging rules, no pressure!
I do not offer any natural services including bbbj - please don't bother asking.
MY VIBE
We will get along great if you're respectful, have a sense of humour (think 30 Rock, Peep Show, Bojack Horseman, The Office, This Country, Whose line is it anyway, I think you should leave, Aunty Donna), don't take yourself too seriously, and have something you're passionate about. I rarely experience awkward silences - I'm endlessly curious and love to learn about other people's experiences!
If you’re nervous or inexperienced, don’t worry - I’m warm, silly, and easy-going. I’m great at making people feel comfortable fast, so you can relax and enjoy yourself. If the thought of actually meeting up with an escort is enough to turn your dick inside out with anxiety, then I'm your gal!
I truly believe all bodies are beautiful, that nobody knows what the hell they are meant to be doing, and that the earth is flat. Nah just joking with that last one. Or am I? Yes, yes I am.
I'll make sure that every time we meet, it'll feel like you are genuinely coming home to your girlfriend - a safe environment where you can just be yourself; an attentive ear, eager to hear about your day; a chance to finally relax and banter, without the social pressure; and of course: sex that isn't a performance; just two people who don't take themselves too seriously, enjoying each other's bodies and focusing only on the pleasures we find between us.
And if that wasn't enough to convince you - I also usually offer post-coital sour zooper dooper iceblocks!
MY PERKS (hint: it's free anal)
(Did you read about the sour Zooper Doopers above?)
I love all things intimacy, but I especially enjoy anal - so much so, that I include it free of charge in any booking 30 minutes or longer.
AVAILABILITY
Mon-Fri: 7pm** - 1am
Weekends: 1pm - 3am
** If you need to see me during the day, this can be arranged with 1-2 days notice and a $50 deposit - please specify this in your booking message
I just ask for at least an hour’s notice, as I don’t do last-minute “right now” bookings. I also tend to book out very quickly, so prepare to be disappointed if you wait too long to get in touch!
PRICING
Incall:
- 15 mins -$150 (one shot, no anal)
- 30 mins - $250 (MSOG + anal included)
- 1hr - $350 (MSOG + anal included)
- 2hr - $650 (MSOG + anal included)
Longer bookings can be arranged through discussion.
Outcall:
Please note all outcall services require a $150 deposit via beem - no exceptions
- 1hr - $500
- 1.5hr - $650
- 2hrs - $800
- 3hrs - $1000
Longer bookings can be arranged through discussion.
Extras:
All extras are offered at my discretion only.
- DFK (Deep french kissing): $50
- DATY/69ing: $50
- Toys (dildos, vibrators, blindfolds,etc.): $50
- Couples: $150
IMPORTANT INFO
- NO natural/unprotected/raw/unsafe services - EVER. Please don't even ask, or hint, or spin me your ridiculous lies about why you couldn't possibly use a condom, or how it was your grandma's dying wish that you only ever hit it raw.
- I'm SMS only. Please use the booking template below. Messages like “hi” or “u available?” will be ignored.
- No PayID: Cash or Beem transfer only.
- 1 hour’s notice required - I can only rarely be ready in less time than that.
- No extra photos or video calls - No, my face is not messed up - I just value my privacy.
- Prices are non-negotiable and I don't want your sob story, thanks anyway.
- I am well aware that compared to my introduction, this section makes me sound like I've got a hornet in my pussy, but I will never fail to be amazed at how many times per day I find myself repeating this same info. By the third "u available now where you live?" message I read in a day, I'm already contemplating whether sticking a hornet up my pussy would be a preferable alternative.
HOW TO BOOK - SMS ONLY
Please copy, fill in, and send this template via SMS or whatsapp:
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Hi Claire, I found you on e&b and I’d love to book some time with you 💚
My name:
Service I’m interested in:
Preferred date:
Preferred time:
Extras (optional, including DATY, DFK, Couples, Anal, Toys, Daytime booking only):
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PLEASE NOTE: Even though anal doesn't cost extra, I still need to know in advance so please make sure yo
u specify that you want to include it under "extras".
Thanks - it makes everything smoother for both of us. xx
NZ born, Aussie raised. Need someone to keep me warm 😇
Oh hi there, and thanks for clicking on me.
Its so nice to meet you.
Watch me , tease me, fuck me.
I'm tall, Kiwi born, Aussie raised and almost always smiling. Slim with legs for days, I am dreaming of all the naughty things you want to do to me and my body. Have been told my lips where made to be kissed and fucked.
I'm extremely friendly and bubbly, and can make anyone feel at home. Or not, if that's your preference te he he <3
I genuinly love people, fucking or hanging out with them lol.
Also have a big brain and am at university studying and teaching science! If a witty, intellectual dinner date, before you fuck my brains out is your thing, I AM YOUR GIRL!!
Give me a SMS/Whats app or email and let's set up a steamy night/day. I dont answer private numbers! Message me first xxx
Doggy is my favourite, or watching you between my legs going to heaven.
For me my mouth can also feel as good as when you're inside me! Lets try it all.
My appetite for sexual encounters is endless. Can offer anything I have listed, and am always open to hearing your suggestions. The wilder the better.
I really can't wait to hear from you.
Sorry, I don't do unprotected intercourse.
Please understand I do require a deposit as I have been let down in the past.
I look forward to these bookings, and hate feeling sad when they don't happen.
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Hello Gentleman,
My name is Kylie j Im a Lebanese bombshell with curves to kill and a booty to drive you insane. I have pornstar physique with an enhanced F cup breast, olive skin complexion, face to die for and a smile that only a miss universe can hold.
The moment I open the door you will instantly notice my curvaceous body with an ass to die for and my long jetblack hair.
I'm bubbly, lively and very easy going, so you feel comfortable instantly.
PSE RATES:
30min $350
45min $500
1hr. $600
For bookings or to inquire CALL or TEXT ME
Private numbers will not be answered
PAYMENT I accept cash and pay id
I do not do OUT CALLS
If you are partying, just a heads up I do not party and I do not want any party stuff at my home I do not like doing party bookings thank you
Please be patient as I can get quite busy. I will return your call within the hour if not please continue to try again.
I tour frequently. Keep an eye out for when I’m in your town next.
🔥 Aight listen up u thirsty cunts – Mei’s gonna ruin u for anyone else 💦
Yo. I’m Mei. 👋
45 years old. Yeah, that’s right – half a century of dirty wisdom packed into a body that still makes boys cry n’ men beg. 🍑💋
Don’t expect no fancy lady bullshit from me. I ain’t here to sip tea n’ talk feelings. I’m here to fuckin’ devour u – then kick ur sorry ass out so I can nap. 😴
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Lemme tell u somethin’ that happened 2 months ago – cuz this is the energy u get with me:
JAN heatwave from hell, my AC’s been dead for three days. Sweat’s drippin’ off my tits like a leaky faucet. This lanky repair dude shows up – armpits lookin’ like two wet raccoons. I answer the door in a soaked-ass tank top (no bra, obviously) n’ a thong that’s basically a fuckin’ dental floss challenge. 🥵
He’s tryna act professional, checkin’ the thermostat. But I’m leanin’ over him – my sweat’s literally ploppin’ onto his tool belt. He’s turnin’ red like a tomato. Finally he just SNAPS – shoves me onto the couch, rips my panties off with his teeth (yeah, the dude’s got skills). Then he gives me the messiest, wettest, loudest head of my entire damn life. I’m screamin’ so hard my neighbor texts “u ok?” – bitch I’m FANTASTIC. 🤪
After I came three times from his tongue alone, he wraps his shit up (cuz I ain’t stupid) n’ takes me missionary while the dead fan spins above us like a useless ceiling jewelry. I come two more times. He fixed the AC after. Barely. 😂
That’s the kinda wild shit u get when u call me. Not some starfish deadfish.
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I ain’t gonna pretend I’m a “graceful lady” – nah. I’m that 45yo MILF who knows exactly where ur dick wants to be before u do. 💅
I’ll ride u like a stolen Harley – bounce on that cock till u see stars n’ beg me to slow down (I won’t). Or bend u over my couch n’ make u watch yourself in the mirror while I take what I want. 🛋️💦
Wanna shove my face into the mattress n’ pound me from behind? Go ahead – but don’t cry when u can’t walk straight after.
Wanna lay back n’ let me do all the work? Fine by me – I’ll drain every drop n’ leave u twitchin’.
I love havin’ a wet face – so if u got a tongue, use it. I’ll grind on ur mouth ‘til my legs shake. 😛
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💰 Payment – don’t waste my time:
Cash 💵 or PAYID (instant only – if it says “pending” or “delayed” I’m ghostin’ ur ass. No joke.)
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📱 Hit me up by TEXT only.
I ain’t answerin’ calls while I’m busy gettin’ my back blown out by some other lucky bastard. I’ll text u back when I’m done – could be 5 mins, could be 5 hours. Deal with it. 😘
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I’m Indepent , Private. Discreet? Yeah, sure – but also loud as fuck if u do it right.
Come over or don’t. I really don’t give a shit. But if u do… bring water. U gonna need it. 💧
– Mei 🦊
The 45yo chaos u didn’t know u needed
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