Cootamundra Female Escorts

Hey beautiful Wollongong here i am! 

I’m sunny. I’m a quiet girl but can be playful and naughty for you x. Come have fun with me and explore me, my personality & my body

I’m a slim girl with medium black hair. I love cuddling and meaningful conversations.

If you like good massage and a little naughty stuff then I’m here for you. Our time together will be fantastic! X

I’m in Wollongong cbd - 108 swan street Wollongong right now till 3:30am😘

Quick book me now im only here for a month!

Booking️:

call or text my number 0406 985 978

Hi I’m Kara, your sweet but naughty MILF.

Im an Aussie with English Hungarian background💋 who loves to have a good time, have a laugh and most importantly have you enjoying every second you spend with me.

I’m fit and exercise regularly, have a tight ass an even tighter Pussy and legs that go for days.

Guaranteed to make you cum again and again.

I can be your naughty playmate or your passionate Girlfriend.

I would appreciate a quick photo of you before your booking starts to confirm you are who you say you are on arrival💋

look I’m not here to Fuck spiders- so let’s make a booking and let me blow your mind💋

QUICK REMINDER

I do not answer calls TEXT ONLY

To BOOK please TEXT:

-name

-background

-age

-how long you would like

-when and what time you want to book.

Please no time wasters, you will be blocked.

If you would like to book in advance you will need to make a non-refundable $50 deposit that will be deducted from the end price- remainder preferred in cash however Beem IT and Pay ID is available.

**ALL BOOKINGS SUBJECT TO A HEALTH CHECK.

If you don’t want to pay the deposit it’s fine but I don’t hold bookings without payment, you will need to message me at least an hour before the time you want to see me to check my availability. 

FIRST IMPRESSIONS COUNT!! 

 A little manscaping goes along way make sure you've trimmed him all up (clippers) or shaved. it really will make our time together so much more memorable. As it makes it so much easier for me to make you feel good.

Text me for a list of what’s included on my standard and full service.

KIND REMINDER

•Aggressive, abusive and disrespectful behaviour is not tolerated and the appointment will be cancelled. NO REFUND! ❌

•REFUNDS ARE NOT OFFERED during the booking if you finish early. ❌

REFUNDS ARE NOT OFFERED if you do not pass the health check due to a STD.

• CASH is preferred💰✅

•Deposits via BEEM ✅

•I don’t answer calls, ONLY TEXT 😌

•My prices are not modifiable, DONT INSIST 🤡

•I DONT DO ANAL 🚫

•I DONT DO DRUGS, Don’t even message me if that is what you want. ❌

Happy for you to party though.

**NEW TO Penrith**

7 days a week from 9am - 7:30 pm

**Bookings Welcome

Location One:

* Phone: 0415 ^753 839 or just walk-ins please

* Arcade Shop 11, 566–568 High Street, Penrith 2750

* Opposite of Westfield Penrith, near Avoca Woodfires Pizza, Barber on High, ample parking at back of the arcade.

Location Two: 0421 ^782 ^828

6/95-97 great western highway Emu Plain ( Next to Tobacconist Shop , Free Parking here)

Looking for a relaxing massage in a clean, private, and comfortable environment?

I am a young, friendly, and professional massage therapist dedicated to helping you relax, unwind, and recharge. With attentive service and excellent massage techniques, I aim to make every visit enjoyable and comfortable.

**Why Choose Me?**

• Young and attractive therapist

• Professional massage techniques

• Friendly and attentive service

• Clean, private, and discreet location

• Easy parking available

• Fresh towels supplied

• Comfortable and relaxing atmosphere

Services Available

* Showering* Cuddling* * Sensual body rub* Touching GFE* etc...

*Japanese Nuru Body Rub / Prostate massage:

• Full-body relaxation massage

• Body nude Erotic oil massage

• Stress relief and muscle relaxation

• Personalized care and attention

Please call or text for more service

My aim is to give my man the pleasure of a life time. I'm always full of energy and ready to greet you with a smile!

You will have an intimate time that you will never forget!

**Rates**

30 Minutes – $50

45 Minutes – $60

60 Minutes – $70

Available daily.

For bookings and enquiries, please text:

Thank you for viewing my ad. I look forward to welcoming you and providing a relaxing, professional experience.

Text ....your name bit about yourself or brief description of you also

........-how long U want to book and area incall or outcall.....

or any thing you want to include or ask about .

Usually short notice bookings are not recommended but happy to discuss .txt preferred.

Can't wait to meet you ........

I am a true deviate, offering exclusive experiences where pleasure and fantasy meet,.

More than just companionship, I am the perfect investment in pleasure, elegance, and profound connection.

What can you expect?

My approach is not just about offering companionship, but creating a genuine connection where every moment feels authentic. Whether it’s a glamorous night, an engaging conversation, or a sensual and wellness experience, every moment with me will be unique and deeply fulfilling. 

Can’t wait To meet you!

phone sessions from 100

GF experience

OR the Famous session of all times

PSE (porn star experience)

Dinner dates

Companionship

Business adventures

The fastest way to make a booking with me is to send me a text with the following information 

1: what time and how long you would like to book for:

2: incall or where are you located if outcall:

3: your age and background ..

come and party and get naughty AND PARTY ALL NIGHT TILL you drop 💋💋

come and party and play with me … I’m very

bubbly sensual and curvaceous

get ready for a erotic captivating time with lots of passion and affection..

I am very open to trying new sensual things and love to touched and kissed…

ive always been complimented of my breast and ass (which are real)

my luscious olive complexion and curves in the right places..

a deposit is required to secure the booking

please respect this as I will not negotiate with you..

this is for my SAFETY AND TRANSPORTATION OR ROOM

for those who have a side that likes to be punished … I take great pride in being in control in these situations and punish you in the way that

PS: text in this order please

name location in call/out call!

 PLEASE UNDERSTAND I WILL NOT NEGOTIATE THE DEPOSIT!

PLEASE NOTE!!! A deposit is required to secure a booking whether it be out call or in call, thank you 💋💋

no photos will be texts no questions about extras will be answered on phone and….

no natural !

other than that come and play with me and let me blow your mind 💋💋💋

I am always horny my pussy is tight and juicy wet and my boobs are natural and SOFT AND ENJOY BEING FUCKED 🙈

 PS: please make sure you understand that gfe is an extra and so not included in my in call/ out call prices .

my prices cover standard

PS: text in this order please

name location in call/out call!

 PLEASE UNDERSTAND I WILL NOT NEGOTIATE THE DEPOSIT!

EXTRAS AVAILABLE 💥 but no discussion over phone … come and play with me baby 💥💋💋

Hi, Babe!

 😌😚👅I am here to make your everyday tensions and worries melt away,

offering pleasure and sophistication.

I am a very upscale and high-class girl a real young princess fit for a genuine king, available for upscale gentlemen who want nothing but the best.

I guarantee that your enjoyment, privacy, and satisfaction will be my highest priority. Hope to see you 😘😘

Extra Cash for

BBB J $50

BBB J CIM $80

hey dumbass. yeah YOU wit the shaky hands. 👇

I’m 43. forty-fuckin’-three. that ain’t “old” – that’s DIRT ROAD VINTAGE 🚜💨

my pussy’s been eatin’ dicks since before u knew what a boner was. still drools like a broken faucet every time I see a nice thick cock. 💧🍆

u think some 22yo tiktok baby knows how to take it RAW? HA. they still cry when u slap their ass too hard. fuckin’ adorable. 😂

me? I been swallowin’ n gettin’ split open since u were wankin’ to pokemon cards, kid. 👅💦

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lemme tell u a lil story – shit that happened LITERALLY YESTERDAY. 👇

so this cute delivery dude from the thai spot – the one who always writes “😘” on the receipt – finally brings my food up himself after I “accidentally” buzz him in naked. 😏

I open the door wearin’ nothin but oversize t-shirt. he drops the pad thai. I drop to my knees right there on the dirty carpet.

sucked him so nasty his legs buckled – him leanin’ against my doorframe whisperin’ “holy shit holy shit” like a little bitch. then I bent over my own couch armrest n let him drill my ass RAW while he kept apologizin’ for bein’ too quick. he wasn’t. motherfucker lasted 5 minutes. I gave him a five-star review wit a xx pic. 🍑💥

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SO HERE’S HOW THE MESSY SHIT GOES – NO RULES, JUST MY MOOD:

👉 u wanna shove that thing down my throat till I puke a lil n slobber all over your balls? hell yes. I’ll deepthroat u like a fuckin' snake eatin’ a rat. 🤢🍆💦

👉 u wanna eat my old wet cunt from the back till I scream so loud my cat hides? bring a towel, bitch – I flood like a busted pipe. 🌊👅💧

👉 u wanna 69 till we both forget what year it is? get down here n let me sit on your face while I choke on your dick. perfect fuckin’ chaos. 😜🔄

👉 u wanna fuck me NAT – NO RUBBER – RAW AS A STREET FIGHT?? yeah u do. my pussy’s been around long enough – no pills needed. just dump that load deep inside every hole I got. yes, that includes my ass, dumbass. 🍑💦

👉 u wanna cum on my tits? my face? my saggy grandma belly? go ahead, Picasso. paint me like one of ur dirty dreams. 🎨💦

👉 u wanna bring a friend? double the cock, double the fun. just don’t expect me to remember either of ur names by the time I kick u out. 🤷🏻‍♀️👬

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lemme paint u a dirty picture, since ur brain’s tiny:

u knock. door swings open. I don’t say hi. I grab ur belt n yank u inside like ur a fuckin’ donkey. 🚪🫏

u’re on my bed before u can blink. pants gone. I’m already suckin’ ur dick like it’s my last meal n I’m on death row. 💀👅

then I flip over – ass up, face down – n tell u to eat my cunt like a starvin’ dog. u don’t stop till my legs shake n I call u daddy. 🐶🍑

then I ride u. my old tits slappin’ ur chin. u hold on or u fly off – I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🏍️💥

I’ll whisper nasty shit in ur ear. call u a good boy. call u a filthy pig. whatever makes u blow that load all over my wrinkled hands. 🫦💦

u wanna finish on my lips? my laugh lines? my gray hair? be my guest. I’ll lick myself clean just to watch ur stupid face. 😛

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💬 ONE MORE THING – I AIN’T UR MOMMY OR UR THERAPIST.

I’m here to get fucked raw, then kick ur ass out so I can nap in my own wet spot. 😴

so DON’T FUCKIN’ CALL ME. I won’t pick up. probably got some other dude’s dick in my mouth or buried in my ass. 📵👄🍆

TEXT ME. like a civilized little pervert. ✉️

I’ll hit u back when I’m done ruinin’ the guy before u. maybe ur next. maybe u’ll jerk off alone tonight like a loser. 🤷🏻‍♀️😘

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💰 PAYMENT SHIT – LISTEN UP CUZ I AIN’T UR BANK:

CASH 💵 – fold it nice n leave it on the table like a good little slut-boy.

PAYID – INSTANT ONLY ⚡

if that shit says “pending” or “delayed” or “lemme check my wallet” – I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🚫⏳

it gets ignored. deleted. laughed at while I finger myself.

I ain’t got time for ur broke-ass games. my cunt ain’t a fuckin’ layaway plan. 💀

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Indah

43 years of dirty. still the nastiest MILF u’ll ever forget – if ur lucky enough to get in. 😈👵💦

HI MY NAME CELINE♥️ 

I'm very playful🔥I admit that I'm a greedy girl between the sheets and escorting allows me free reign to indulge💜 I anticipate how our date might unfold and I prepare myself beautifully so that when you first see me I steal your Breath💥I get wet with your eyes on me, kisses are electric. If you are a giver then I'm a taker and when you want me to work my magic I will sense you🩷 then all you need to do is lie back and enjoy my thrill ride of orgasms.

My passionate kisses will brighten your day🧡 Relax and immerse yourself in my embrace. An unforgettable experience💧Now is your chance to experience a truly erotic time with me✨️

Let me take you away from the stresses of life💢 rejuvenate you, bring back that spark⭐️ Allow me to be your lover and make secret memories to savour

SERVICE LIST🔥

Mutual Masturbation 

♡Nipple Kissing Sucking 

♡Sexy Shower Together 

♡Kissing & intimate Cuddling

♡Pussy Licking/ Pussy Touching

♡pleasuring penis with my tongue & lips

♡Blow Job/Cock Suck/Lick

♡Mini Skirt Sexy👙 Lingerie Stocking High Heels 👠 Uniform Dress up👗 

♡More Extra Services Etc Welcome To Enquire💧

JUST TEXT ME TO BOOK📞 GUARANTEED BEST EXPERIENCE EVER ♥️

📱📲 0412738270

Ultimate Relaxation Centre – Ingleburn

📍 31 Stanley Rd, Ingleburn

📱0424563686 ☎️ 02 98294654

Experience unparalleled relaxation at Ultimate Relaxation Centre, a fully licensed establishment conveniently located at 31 Stanley Rd, Ingleburn, directly opposite Ingleburn Station.

We offer a diverse selection of ladies. Whether you prefer someone young or mature, curvy or slender, tall or petite – you’ll be spoilt for choice.

Full Service Rates:

• 30 mins: $140 – $170
• 45 mins: $200 – $220
• 60 mins: $250 – $280

(Rates vary between our ladies - please enquire for details)

If you desire, our ladies may offer extra services at their discretion. Don't be shy... all you need to do is ask! Extra charges can be negotiated with your chosen lady.

• Drop in anytime during our opening hours at 31 Stanley Rd, Ingleburn
• Open 10am-8pm (last bookings 7:15pm)
• Book in advance with your preferred lady (While we make every effort to run on schedule, please be aware that occasional delays may occur): 0424 563 686
• Entrance and parking at the rear of the premises, with additional street parking available
• Only a 3-minute walk from Ingleburn Station

Stay updated on our daily roster by following us on Instagram:

https://instagram.com/ultimate_ingleburn

Ladies availabilities can also be found on our website. Updated every morning.

https://ultimaterelaxation.com.au/

Hi Gentleman I'm a very laid-back, friendly, and romantic girl, I can also be a very cheeky. I want to invite you to join my sex party and enjoy my VIP Service. I have long hair, a curvy sexy body, and natural cup breasts. I'm friendly and naughty, a naturally charming butterfly💜✨️

I offer full service also body rub, please feel free to contact me anytime, your satisfication is guaranteed⭐️🧡

💜FULL SERVICE 

💜$250~60mins

💜$200~45mins

💜$150~30mins

💜Sex in Multiple Positions 

💜Affectionate Cuddling

💜Mutual Masturbation

💜B2B With Body Slides 

💜Nipple Kissing/Sucking 

💜Sexy Lingerie 

💜Doggy Style 

💜Mutual Oral

💜MORE

🧡Dragon Services🐉🐲

🧡$450~one hour 

🧡$350~ Half hour 

🧡Includes 

🧡Ball Licking and Sucking

🧡Both GFE Services 

🧡Breast Licking

🧡Body kissing 

🧡Body Slide 

🧡Cum on Tits

🧡Cum on Body 

🧡Cum in Mouth

🧡Shower Together 

🧡Fire and Ice Natural BBJ

🧡Oral with your tongue

🧡Shower Together 

🧡Cuddles 

🧡DFK

🧡TOYS

🧡MORE

NURU MASSAGE 💆🧜‍♀️Exotic Japan technique using my whole body to rub and slide against your body after both nude and covered with odorless water based Nuru Gel🔥⭐️

 You will enjoy the full length of a proper Nuru Massage from front to back✨️💥

HOPE WE CAN SPEND A GOOD TIME TOGETHER SOON YOU WILL KNOW HOW I'M GOOD TO YOU 💜🧡

☆☆☆ TEXT ME ON ☆☆☆ 0432544138

Extremely horny and fun 25yo Aussie Blonde available for a short time only. Curvy body with beautiful lactating tits.

300 for 1hr of fun. Incalls my place, please send the time you prefer and I will respond.

My name is Mellow. I'm Sexy Busty Curvaceous 🩷, Beautiful long black hair.

I'm friendly and open-minded... I have a naturally good figure, nice firm Boobies , and gorgeous big round butt.

I provide high-quality service. I enjoy pleasing you and love to enjoy sex with you together .

Services includes cuddling, touching, teasing, relaxation, mutual relaxation, passionate sex 69 sex in different positions ... and more more more . 

 Please do not request more photos; all photos were taken recently by me!

 Our sessions are unrushed and completely focused on you. Want to know what makes me different from other girls? I have the power to make you irresistible!

standard full service

30 minutes $180 

45 minutes $230 

60 minutes $280

Outcall

"Discretion and Appearance"

Outcall from 60 minutes $500

I'm an amateur escort. See me soon. [Drool][Drool][Drool]

No anal sex, no natural sex!!!

Japanese NURU wet massage 

Nuru massage is the Japanese’s most erotic massage- using Nuru Gel to cover both our naked bodies, i will be gliding and sliding all over your naked and providing you with complete head to toe massage at the same time it’s the most erotic and Sensual experience you can have it’s 10 times better than sex because most man last about 5-6 mins when having sex I will be teasing and pleasing your for over the time and then followed by showering together and climaxing only at the end of this intense experience . Must put this on your bucket list if you have no tried it 

*Also full nude body to Body Rub massage, sensual touching (body teasing) and relaxation session to finish with bJ 

380$/60 mins 

〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️

VIP diamond service 

Included 

Sex(multiple times ,different positions)

Natural BJ 

Piping candy bj 

Cum in mouth 

Rimming 

Fire and ice (hot water and ice cube bj ) 

Gentle charm 

Angel kiss 

Deep throat gragon 

Boobs waves ,around the word (wet your whole body with water in my mouth ) diamond fascination (licking all over your body , 

500/1 hour 

Im adorably playful and naturally sexy which combined with my cheeky personality guarantees I’ll put you at complete tease... whoops! I meant ease… hehe. 

I offer discreet GFE escort services so bring me your most wicked fantasies please! My focus is to excitedly tease and please you, I’ll also warn you that I can be very naughty and may need a little spank from time to time. I’m vibrant, energetic and full of mischievous delight when our time turns more intimate, I want to satisfy you completely, and so put every last bit of my energy into achieving this.

🔸🔸AVAILABLE NOW FOR INCALLS and Outcalls

TEXT/CALL on my NEW NUMBER 0478591278

I have an extremely cheeky personality, wicked sense of humour, am fun loving, relaxed and enjoy a party occasionally. I adore flirting, teasing and thrive on interesting conversation, silly banter and funny moments. I’m also a great listener and if you seek to spend time with someone who can hold a genuinely intellectual conversation - then look no further,

0478 591 278

Digital services only

Video call 😍📷

10 mins: $120

20mins: $170

30 mins: $200

💦Sexting+ pics and vids:

15 mins; $80

20 mins: $100

30 mins: $140

🔥🔞 Are you ready to experience the ultimate pleasure? Im Riley, the curvy and lustrous bombshell youve been waiting for! My chilled out vibe combined with my deliciously untamed wildside, you're certainly in for an unforgettable experience. I make every room my playground and im ready to play

Im the life of the party, very open minded and love to please, ensuring a fun and exciting visit every time. My quick wiitted humour ability to blend anywhere makes me the perfect choice for whatever it is you desire... whether it be in a group setting or one on one.

Sensual girlfriend experience? A wild night of passion? Whatever you are lusting for, I can help you bring your dirtiest thoughts to a reality.

So give in to temptation and get ready for an erotic adventure like no other. Let me seduce you....

Satisfaction guaranteed! 🔞🔥

 Digital services available 💦

DIGITAL SERVICES AVAILABLE 🫦

 Digital services available 💦

Hey there I’m a gorgeous woman with irresistible curves and a face you’ll never forget. I’m the fantasy you’ve been waiting for.

I’m full of energy, passion, and an endless love for pleasure. With me, it’s not just physical it’s hot, wild, and real. I’ll make you feel like my man, not just a client.

I’m playful, sensual, and full of personality. One moment I’ll make you laugh, the next I’ll make you melt in my arms. I love what I do, and I want you to feel it in every second we spend together.

Feel free to 💖MESSAGE💖me any questions please no calls unless scheduled

If you'd like to make an appointment please text me these 4 Things:

1. Name
2. Age
3. Time
4. Duration of stay
5. incall or a outcall

Perfect Message to Book: 

Hey Armani My name is “ “, I would like to book you for an outcall session for 2 Hours at 9:00pm. 

I can’t wait to meet you x

 Please note that a deposit is required to secure an appointment with me.

If you aren’t prepared to do this, don’t waste my time.

 INCALL RATES

Per hour $650

Gf Experience. $750ph

PSE. $900-$1000ph

Outcall. $800ph

couples incall $1200

couples outcall. $1400

Digital service $150

(phone service FaceTime )

❌ Refunds or partial refunds ARE NOT OFFERING during the booking if you finish early

❌ Don't bargain my rates, if you do it I’ll block you immediately.

❌ NO ANAL,

❌NO NATURAL SEX, ✅

❌ Abusive and disrespectful behaviour is not tolerated and the appointment will be cancelled

Hi there… I’m your sweet, down-to-earth girl next door with a cheeky smile and a wild side I save for behind closed doors. I love creating real, relaxed connections where you can just be yourself—and I’ll take care of the rest.

Whether you’re looking for a soft, sensual girlfriend experience full of affection and intimacy, a more adventurous pornstar experience, or a slow, teasing massage that melts away every bit of stress—I’m here to make it all feel easy, exciting, and unforgettable.

I’m playful, passionate, and always ready to make your day or night fun.

I’m also open to any requests/ fantasies

Let’s have some fun!

Appointments are available by text message.

Yo. I’m Mei. 👋

45 years old. Yeah, that’s right – half a century of dirty wisdom packed into a body that still makes boys cry n’ men beg. 🍑💋

Don’t expect no fancy lady bullshit from me. I ain’t here to sip tea n’ talk feelings. I’m here to fuckin’ devour u – then kick ur sorry ass out so I can nap. 😴

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Lemme tell u somethin’ that happened 2 months ago – cuz this is the energy u get with me:

JAN heatwave from hell, my AC’s been dead for three days. Sweat’s drippin’ off my tits like a leaky faucet. This lanky repair dude shows up – armpits lookin’ like two wet raccoons. I answer the door in a soaked-ass tank top (no bra, obviously) n’ a thong that’s basically a fuckin’ dental floss challenge. 🥵

He’s tryna act professional, checkin’ the thermostat. But I’m leanin’ over him – my sweat’s literally ploppin’ onto his tool belt. He’s turnin’ red like a tomato. Finally he just SNAPS – shoves me onto the couch, rips my panties off with his teeth (yeah, the dude’s got skills). Then he gives me the messiest, wettest, loudest head of my entire damn life. I’m screamin’ so hard my neighbor texts “u ok?” – bitch I’m FANTASTIC. 🤪

After I came three times from his tongue alone, he wraps his shit up (cuz I ain’t stupid) n’ takes me missionary while the dead fan spins above us like a useless ceiling jewelry. I come two more times. He fixed the AC after. Barely. 😂

That’s the kinda wild shit u get when u call me. Not some starfish deadfish.

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I ain’t gonna pretend I’m a “graceful lady” – nah. I’m that 45yo MILF who knows exactly where ur dick wants to be before u do. 💅

I’ll ride u like a stolen Harley – bounce on that cock till u see stars n’ beg me to slow down (I won’t). Or bend u over my couch n’ make u watch yourself in the mirror while I take what I want. 🛋️💦

Wanna shove my face into the mattress n’ pound me from behind? Go ahead – but don’t cry when u can’t walk straight after.

Wanna lay back n’ let me do all the work? Fine by me – I’ll drain every drop n’ leave u twitchin’.

I love havin’ a wet face – so if u got a tongue, use it. I’ll grind on ur mouth ‘til my legs shake. 😛

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💰 Payment – don’t waste my time:

Cash 💵 or PAYID (instant only – if it says “pending” or “delayed” I’m ghostin’ ur ass. No joke.)

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📱 Hit me up by TEXT only.

I ain’t answerin’ calls while I’m busy gettin’ my back blown out by some other lucky bastard. I’ll text u back when I’m done – could be 5 mins, could be 5 hours. Deal with it. 😘

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I’m Indepent , Private. Discreet? Yeah, sure – but also loud as fuck if u do it right.

Come over or don’t. I really don’t give a shit. But if u do… bring water. U gonna need it. 💧

– Mei 🦊

The 45yo chaos u didn’t know u needed

Hey shithead 😘

Yeah you. The one jerkin’ off alone again.

I’m Anisa. 26. Malaysian but don’t expect some shy little flower – that bitch died back in KL. Now I’m a feral who gets wet watchin’ guys drop their wallets when I stretch.

I ain’t here to hold your hand or listen ‘bout your shitty day unless you’re whisperin’ it while I’m on top, droolin’ on your chest. 💦

Lemme tell ya somethin’ real quick – true story 🛠️

Last week some tradie shows up to fix my aircon. Young, skinny, shaky hands, acne scars, big paws like a gorilla. Dude couldn’t even look at my face ‘cause I was wearin’ this ripped fishnet thing with nothin’ under – just my tits sayin’ “hi” every time I breathed.

He’s tryna check the thermostat. I’m bent over the couch pretendin’ to look for a remote. My ass out. G-string so thin you could floss with it.

He sees it. Freezes. I hear his zipper strugglin’ for dear life.

So I walk over, drop to my knees, look up with my best “you’re fucked” eyes, and unzip him with my teeth. Pull his dick out – not huge but thick like a redbull can. I spit on it, suck it sloppy, make him whimper like a lost puppy.

Then I stop. Look up. “Alright big boy,” I say, “now fuck me like you’re tryna rewire my whole place – fast, messy, and don’t worry ‘bout the rules.”

He laughs nervous as hell, then shoves me onto the floor, spreads my legs, and pounds me so hard I feel my soul leave for a second. Came once all over my stomach – warm n sticky. Then again on my face while I stuck my tongue out like a good lil slut.

Left his drill behind. I still use it as a dildo on rainy Tuesdays. 🪛💦

That’s the energy I bring. No gentle. No “oh are you okay?” – fuck that.

I wanna feel you twitch inside me (with a condom, genius – I ain't stupid). Wanna ride you ‘til your legs shake. Wanna sit on your face while you beg for air. Wanna kiss you so nasty you forget your own name.

Here’s the deal – short n sweet 🍬

✅ Kissin’ like we tryna eat each other

✅ Me takin’ my clothes off real slow (or fast if you’re impatient)

✅ My mouth on you, your mouth on me – fair game

✅ Whatever position makes you see stars – couch, floor, wall, idgaf

✅ Safe, clean, private spot – my place

💰 Money talk ‘cause we all adults

Cash works. Or PayID – but only instant transfers. If it says “pending” or “delayed” I ain't spreadin’ nothin’ ‘til that shit clears. So don’t waste my time.

📱 Text me. Don’t call.

I’ll be busy with some other lucky bastard half the time. When I’m not gettin’ my back blown out, I’ll hit you back. Simple.

So yeah. You in or you just gonna keep scrollin’ like a scared little boy?

Anisa’s waitin’. And I bite if you take too long. 😈🦷

No phone number here – find me. You’re a big boy.