Culburra Beach Female Escorts
A touch of class
I am a touch of class
My circle is small and I deliver a full service
I’m private and discreet
I’m definitely one above the rest
So if you’re looking for fun, that’s classy and elegant let me know
I will always deliver the best service and reply to every message
You need to book me advance as I do have bookings day-to-day but I will do my best to fit in anybody I choose in
my service also provides weekends away and travel. The cost of that is down below.
I will only do a quality clients. I’m a very passionate central person.
I expect respect and that goes both ways and I’ll always keep everything private
My photos are who I am. I do not lie and that is who I am and I am happy to share real life photos.of me in real life.
Please contact me. I’m happy to go to your house. I’m happy to go to a motel. I’m happy when the time is right for you to come to my establishment or I’m happy to do Jobs in cars all for the right person.
Please contact me if you have any questions. I might not be able to answer the phone, but I will always answeryou back within a couple of hours.
Please note you will need to leave a deposit if you want to book with me no exceptions
Either way, I hope everyone finds what they’re looking for and sending good vibes to everyone on this site
please contact me via text I do live cam shower videos ect
Bowral Wednesday -Taking Pre bookings
Taking Pre bookings for touring locations
First visit to Brisbane and Dubbo
Sexy - Sultry - University Educated - Polished -Discreet - Effortlessly feminine
Half Spanish - Half Australian
I offer an exclusive experience for gentlemen who value quality, intelligence and genuine connection.
I will make sure you are at ease from the moment we meet. I am inviting, warm and seductive and you will leave me feeling on top of the world .
I am impeccably presented and naturally sensual. I prioritise discretion, chemistry and memorable experiences.
Whether its a private afternoon escape, elegant dinner date or extended engagement i create a warm, relaxing atmosphere where you can fully indulge.
Experiences available but not limited to:
- GFE style intimacy
- Dinner Dates
- Couples Bookings
- Overnight and weekend bookings
- Extra services with prior discussion
- Hotel out calls
GFE
- Protected Sex
- Handjob & protected BJ
- Passionate Kissing, Foreplay & Cuddling
- Oral (on me)
- Multiple Positions
- Massage
PSE
- Protected Sex
- Handjob & BBBJ
- Deep French Kissing
- Oral and Fingering (on me)
- Multiple Positions
- Light hair pulling
- Multiple shots
- COB
- Titty Fucking
Rates
GFE
- 30 min -$300
- 60 min -$500
PSE
- 30 min -$450
- 60 min -$750
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Etiquette
A non-refundable deposit of $100 per hour booked is required to secure your reservation. For outcalls, an additional Uber fee applies.
I offer a high-quality, private experience and am selective about the company I keep. Mutual respect, discretion, and gentlemanly manners are expected at all times.
For late arrivals exceeding 15 minutes without prior notice, the booking will be automatically cancelled.
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Payment Method
Deposits may be made via online bank transfer using Osko Transfer, or Beem. Deposits are made into my business account so to remain discreet.
The remaining balance is to be paid in Cash, eftpos or direct Osko bank transfer.
EFTPOS now available
To book please Text only with the below information
0466 818 416
Name
Age
Ethnicity
Date & time of requested booking
Length of booking
service requested
Camilla xx
Prostate/Lingam Massage with Happy Ending🌹😁
Are you looking for a good time? Relaxation with Professional🥳💯👍😜🌹😁😄🤪😘
Call me now – 0409 130 376
Here is our Rate:
Deep Tissue, Erotic Body Slide,
Prostate/Lingam Massage with Happy Ending (extra cost)🥳💯👍😜🌹😁😄🤪😘
What is Prostate/Lingam Massage?
First, you will be asked to spread your legs allowing full
access to your genitals, While using oil on The shaft of your Lingam and
testicles slowly, and gently reaching your anus and then back again to your
shaft and Head of your Lingam. Taking time with The slow stroke of various
pressures to bring you to the start of tantra, which is Just close to the Point
of no return. Be aware of your senses and if you get too close to Orgasm back off and move to other areas and back again to your genitals to resume your tantric state. This can happen a number of times until you finally reach the full explosion and shuddering climax, Naturally, if you choose to ejaculate early or not at all is entirely up to you🥳💯👍😜🌹😁😄🤪😘
BUZZ/TEXT: 0409 130 376
My place: Station Street, Bowral NSW 2576
(behind Cotton on, Bong Bong Street)
Catch Up Soon...
Sexy blonde Canadian 32
Sexy blonde Canadian , 32 years old
Size 10 petite
Full service:
Girlfriend experience
mutual oral/69
DATY
Deep throat
kissing
cum on body or tits
sex toys
light hair pulling and spanking
Face-sitting
Rimming on me
MSOG for hour booking
Incall - I can host at Airbnb/hotels northside/city or outcall
500 hour
400 45min
300 half hour
200 15 min
No couples
I don’t party
No video calls
I don’t offer natural sex so please don’t ask!
Im available week days between 9am-8pm but availability is limited.
Weekend availability varies.
No bookings after 8pm
Between 8pm-7am, I don't answer texts or calls.
bank transfer or cash
I accept bookings via text 0423612948
I don’t correspond online
Private numbers are blocked
Big Beautiful Goddess
Hello boys come before your goddess I will take you to heaven and back.
Am Nicole Asian girl I am a trained masseuse and skilled in the arts of pleasure. Available for both in calls and outcalls.
Come and experience my body and sensual touch, I will provide you with a real girlfriend experience that you will never forget.
Call or message me to discuss a service for you.
talk soon babe ❤️❤️
Nicole
Looking for a massage that goes beyond the basics?💯👍
I am here to make your fantasy come true and fulfil your desires.
🥳💯👍😜🌹😁😄🤪😘
Call me now: 0426 756 448
- and gorgeous therapist will apply magical sensation rub and hot nuru rub. I am a pretty girl to give best body rub. I am the best option, why not visit me when you are stressed and required my oil body relaxing body rub. No hurry, we just take it slowly. no rush.youngI’m a pretty sexy girl offers you a really relax hot sensual erotic body rub. Full body and erotic body rub is available. I am a
*** Come to our place, enjoy the moment just for TWO of us in our Hygiene, clean and comfortable private room.
I do whole body relaxing RUB
Lots more to be discussed
Extra services available, XOXO,🥳💯👍😜🌹😁😄🤪😘
-Sometimes a break is what you need. 🥳💯👍😜🌹😁😄🤪😘
Call me now: 0426 756 448
My private discreet place in 81a Main Street , Mittagong NSW 2575 (Old Hume Hwy)
-Corner of Victoria Street, next to Old Bank Hotel and Raine & Horne Real estate, near Highlands Hotel,
Daniella (Dana)
Hi My name is Daniella (Dana) as some of You may know Me as …. Yes I am back by popular demand hehehe Yes thats my cheeky side always the smiling Barbie …
I am a Mature fun loving classy Woman with that mix of country and city chic .My service is still the same sensual gentle touching with an energetic flow mutually having lots of fun with a covered service So we both walk away with Our minds at ease .
I offer a sensual full body oil massage with some basic fantasies included at my discretion , what you see is what you get The Tiny Dancer that has always loved to tease and please.
I don't promise anything I can't deliver nup No set of steak knives just a Woman that delivers a wonderful experience for her Man to enjoy ,relax and leave satisfied with the intent on coming back asap knowing You will always have a Wonderful time with Me with the appreciation that You genuinely deserve and the experience You have Paid for.
A $10 deposit is required with a 10 min waiting period otherwise booking cancelled deposit non refundable as Our time is valuable and You will appreciate My relaxed attitude and the None clock watching .
A discount for clients who continually visit once a month or less that can be worked out in Person .
My Roster will be Tues Thurs and Sunday 9 am till late with exceptions for those that can't make them days.
No private numbers will be answered….
Thankyou look forward to Many Magical Moments with You ,
Regards Daniella 💛🌻
0413245766…
AUSSIE MILF @Picton
Location Picton
PLEASE READ BEFORE TEXTING
to book text me the following;
- how long you want
- what time you want
- if you want any extras
- if outcall what suburb and how long for.
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Standard full service includes bj, lick, finger, suck and fuck ( anal on me and natural sex are an extra $200 each in addition to the hourly rate)
I am a genuinely friendly milf who loves to suck and fuck, size 12 with natural E titties - I am 100% authentic Aussie and I am happy to verify with a short video call but please text first to make sure I’m free to talk..
Available 24/7 in area and local outcall - travel fees will apply depending on location
Please give reasonable notice, min 30 minutes beforehand. Please let me know if you need to cancel so I can proceed with other bookings
0431446130
INCALL ROSEMEADOW!
FRIENDLY Kiwi Girl. 💚🖤
I’m actually lovely AF, I just have trouble with dumb AF questions.
ALL PROTECTED
NO KISSING
NO ANAL / ASSHOLE PLAY
NO PRIVATE NUMBERS / NO CALLER ID
Ask dumb questions, get dumb answers! xox
P.S. DO NOT SEND NUDES!
I don’t want to see your crusty, dusty genitalia. Money turns me on NOT your tiny little friend. 🙃
Can’t wait to hear from you! 😘
TEXT OR CALL - 0423470333
WhatsApp and Signal available
AUSSIE HOT SEXY BABE needs your attention😌😚👅 needs your donations ! Amazing Gorgeous Lady,
Hi, Babe!
😌😚👅I am here to make your everyday tensions and worries melt away,
offering pleasure and sophistication.
I am a very upscale and high-class girl a real young princess fit for a genuine king, available for upscale gentlemen who want nothing but the best.
I guarantee that your enjoyment, privacy, and satisfaction will be my highest priority. Hope to see you 😘😘
Extra Cash for
BBB J $50
BBB J CIM $80
yEaH iT’s Me ShU — dIrTy 27yO aSiAn BiTcH wItH a SmIlE tHaT lIeS aNd A pUsSy tHaT dOeSn’T 🍑💦
👋 sup fucker. i’m Shu. 27. Chinese. came here on a working holiday dreamin big... but life slapped me in the face then fucked me sideways.
long story short — farm boy sweet-talked me, we started a lil biz, then he ghosted with every last cent. debt goblins back home? they don't give a shit about my feelings. so here i am. doin what i gotta. fast. dirty. on my own terms.
✨ this ain't no sob story. this is me takin the wheel n drivin off a cliff. fun, right?
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🛏 WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS WHEN U SHOW UP?
i open the door. maybe in a tiny ass towel. maybe already half naked. depends how long u made me wait.
we don't do that fake “how was ur day” crap. u wanna talk? talk with ur hands on my tits.
i'll push u on the bed. rip ur pants off. suck u like a lollipop that owes me money. then i'll climb on top n ride u like a stolen scooter — fast, loud, n a lil dangerous.
i love bouncing on that dick til u see stars. or til u cry. either way i'm not stoppin. we can flip it around. doggy against the mirror. bend me over the sink. throw me on the couch. i got energy for days, baby. i'm 25 not 55.
i'll milk every drop outta u. then maybe go for round two if u ain't a quitter.
i bite. i scratch. i talk dirty in broken english. n i will laugh if u cum too fast. deal with it.
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💬 TEXT ME IF...
u want a messy, sweaty, no-bullshit time with a young asian trashbag like me
ur stressed n need to empty ur balls (n maybe ur mind)
u can handle a girl who talks back n fucks forward
🚫 DON'T TEXT IF...
u need romance n candles. wrong address, grandpa.
u wanna “just chat”. i ain't siri.
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✅ SHIT I'M DOWN FOR (most of it anyway):
kissin n bitin
takin my clothes off real slow (or real fast, depends if ur hot)
suckin, lickin(if ur clean)
fuckin in every position u can spell
multiple rounds til one of us passes out
my place. messy but private.
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📞 READ THE FUCKIN RULES CUZ I WON'T REPEAT:
NO calls unless u wanna hear my voicemail sayin “fuck off” — seriously, text me.
i'll reply when i'm not busy gettin my blown out by some other random. could be 5 mins, could be 2 hours. patience is a virtue, dickhead.
👉🏻 TEXT ME: 0478 520 471 (or don't. idgaf.)
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💰 PAYMENT SHIT (yeah i ain't no dinosaur):
cash works.
PAYID (instant only — delayed or pending transfers? nah. don't even try.)
crypto also works. ask me.
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👋 so... u gonna text or just sit there jerkin off to my words?
i'm waitin. but not for long. 😘💋
GOOD SEX WITH ME~BEST SUCKING~ NO RUSH~PASSIONATE GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE💜🧡
Hi Gentleman I'm a very laid-back, friendly, and romantic girl, I can also be a very cheeky. I want to invite you to join my sex party and enjoy my VIP Service. I have long hair, a curvy sexy body, and natural cup breasts. I'm friendly and naughty, a naturally charming butterfly💜✨️
I offer full service also body rub, please feel free to contact me anytime, your satisfication is guaranteed⭐️🧡
💜FULL SERVICE
💜$250~60mins
💜$200~45mins
💜$150~30mins
💜Sex in Multiple Positions
💜Affectionate Cuddling
💜Mutual Masturbation
💜B2B With Body Slides
💜Nipple Kissing/Sucking
💜Sexy Lingerie
💜Doggy Style
💜Mutual Oral
💜MORE
🧡Dragon Services🐉🐲
🧡$450~one hour
🧡$350~ Half hour
🧡Includes
🧡Ball Licking and Sucking
🧡Both GFE Services
🧡Breast Licking
🧡Body kissing
🧡Body Slide
🧡Cum on Tits
🧡Cum on Body
🧡Cum in Mouth
🧡Shower Together
🧡Fire and Ice Natural BBJ
🧡Oral with your tongue
🧡Shower Together
🧡Cuddles
🧡DFK
🧡TOYS
🧡MORE
NURU MASSAGE 💆🧜♀️Exotic Japan technique using my whole body to rub and slide against your body after both nude and covered with odorless water based Nuru Gel🔥⭐️
You will enjoy the full length of a proper Nuru Massage from front to back✨️💥
HOPE WE CAN SPEND A GOOD TIME TOGETHER SOON YOU WILL KNOW HOW I'M GOOD TO YOU 💜🧡
☆☆☆ TEXT ME ON ☆☆☆ 0432544138
❤️ BBW QUEEN, Tyler Mortez 🐱 💦
All my ads are placed no further than a short drive away from my location.
‼️‼️Please read my ad carefully‼️‼️
My photos are recent, real and verified.
🚫NO PAYID OR BANK TRANSFERS
🚫NO NATURAL SERVICES
🚫NO OUTCALLS
Shower facilities included (and required) and discreet street parking is available.
⬇️⬇️⬇️SERVICES:⬇️⬇️⬇️
Blow and go-
$150/10 MINS
Covered blowjob only
🍆GFE: Standard Full Service Experience 🍆
$200/15 MINS
$250/30 MINS
$350/45 MINS
$400/60 MINS
Sex in multiple positions, covered blowjob, light kissing, cuddling, COB, rimming on me, mutual oral, Spanish, sexy lingerie and 69.
PSE: Naughty, Rough+Sexy Full Service Experience⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
$300/15 MINS
$350/30 MINS
$450/45 MINS
$500/60 MINS
Multiple shots, Sex in many positions, role play and outfit requests, hair pulling, light BDSM, dirty talk, spanking, light choking, cum on body, covered blow job, spanish, face sitting/riding, domination on you, foot fetish, 69, deep throat, toy play, rimming on me/ass worship, ball busting, spitting (on you), sloppy BJs (covered)
outfit requests available:
School girl, MILF experience, Naughty secretary, nurse, cheerleader, Activewear, Girl Next Door, Stripper chic, Super Slut.
-FETISH + MISTRESS DOMINATION SERVICE AVAILABLE AT AN EXTRA COST WHEN BOOKING PSE ONLY (enquire for pricing)
MASSAGE:💆♂️
(erotic massage with hand relief)
$200 for 30 mins
$230 for 45 mins
+$50 extra for completely nude massage
+$50 CBJ (I don’t offer natural!)
All Service Extras:‼️‼️‼️‼️
$50 cum on face
$100 Golden Shower (on you)
$50 Panty + Sock purchase 🩲🧦
❗️Multi shots in hour + PSE bookings❗️
📱📱ONLINE SERVICES:
All online services paid via Beem ONLY
🚫 NO videos
🚫NO calls
🚫NO FaceTime
🚫NO payid
Sexting -
•$50/10 MINS(paid via BEEM app ONLY)
This includes: Dirty talk sexting (no videos no FaceTime)
Audio Sex Story-
$50 for x1 pre-recorded fantasy story
Rate Your 🍆🍆-
- Honest Dick Review
- Small Penis Humiliation (SPH) review
$25 for 3 images and I will supply a lengthy paragraph rating
I will gladly give unadulterated, unbiased + honest opinion. As an escort I’ve seen 1000s of penises and have extensive knowledge and skill.
—If it’s something you’re seeking I can also give advice on sexual positions along with providing hygiene advice and anatomy information.
💦💦💦ABOUT ME:💦💦
I’m Aussie born, Samoan + Armenian Background, Tyler (0415806804)
❗️—(I don’t offer natural or bbbj, no I’m not doing it “just for you”. No I don’t offer it as an extra, you don’t need to double check or “try your luck” save yourself the embarrassment and don’t ask)❗️
•If I’m busy and can’t get back to you right away, please leave a message and I will text as soon as I am available. Your text is important to me.
•I do not work in the early hours of 11pm-8am, I will not respond to messages sent during this time.
Come and escape the everyday into my lavishly comfortable, private haven and dive into my natural G cup tits. I’m extremely well travelled and educated, sun kissed brown skin, size 14-16 with a tiny waist and a natural fat ass.
I can't wait to share with you the ultimate in sensual relaxation and relief, it makes me excited just thinking about it. Nothing turns me on more than seeing a man orgasm with me.
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OUTCALL AVAILABLE 💦😍 cum watch me play 😈
Video call 😍📷
10 mins: $120
20mins: $170
30 mins: $200
💦Sexting+ pics and vids:
15 mins; $80
20 mins: $100
30 mins: $140
🔥🔞 Are you ready to experience the ultimate pleasure? Im Riley, the curvy and lustrous bombshell youve been waiting for! My chilled out vibe combined with my deliciously untamed wildside, you're certainly in for an unforgettable experience. I make every room my playground and im ready to play
Im the life of the party, very open minded and love to please, ensuring a fun and exciting visit every time. My quick wiitted humour ability to blend anywhere makes me the perfect choice for whatever it is you desire... whether it be in a group setting or one on one.
Sensual girlfriend experience? A wild night of passion? Whatever you are lusting for, I can help you bring your dirtiest thoughts to a reality.
So give in to temptation and get ready for an erotic adventure like no other. Let me seduce you....
Satisfaction guaranteed! 🔞🔥
I AM SO WET. I NEED A GOOD FUXK.
Let me brighten up your day, you won't be disappointed. I enjoy all services and I have the BEST body ever .
I am a sexy cute girl.my photos are recently,customers told me i look much more better in person,you can try me and spoil yourself too.
My name is Aya 26 yo girl I am currently studying and love to show you my passion toward xxx.
AVOID MAKING UPFRONT PAYMENTS.ONLY PAY AFTER OUR MEETING.
REALITY IS WHAT WE BOTH WANT.
Short intro about myself. I am in size 7. 165cm, 50kg, Curvy and slim body. I love exercise, especially SEXERCISE. In my culture, sex is a joyful activity and its my job to make you a satisfy and happy customer.
You can come to check out my sweet peachy bum, slide through my smooth skins. we will have fun together. I provide full service. GFE, we can shower together, kiss and cuddle . and I can dinner with u, drink together, reduce your lonely ...Watch me slowly strip for you, let me tease you with my smooth, tight Asian. I love all positions –
Fantasy dress also can be arranged. Let me know what you would like, I will try my best to arrange.
I offer full services .
Outcall 550 one hour fully included.No hiding cost
❤️🔥 THE REAL AUSSIE GIRL, Private TIGHT little pussy, Ass you wont forgot.
PLEASE READ DOWN 🤍 now a redhead
ONLY AVAILABLE FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHTS.
All bookings require photo and deposit is required for bookings.
Ask me about my solo content, do not have OF
✨ ADD MY SNAPCHAT TO MAKE BOOKING OR TEXT : charlotte_rayy ✨
❌ DO NOT ANSWER CALLS! ❌
I’m Charlotte, Char for short. I am ALL natural, REAL, work from a private location.
I am best described as a bubbly, funny, down-to-earth, genuine, laidback, cheeky 29 year old full Australian girl. I have a thick, curvy, tattooed, hourglass body.
Please note :
Text only
No blow and go
No natural sex
Will NOT meet unless provided with photo identification
No anal or CIM
No golden shower
Send me a text to see when I’m available. I can’t wait to meet you xx
Blonde Aussie Babe - Incalls Only
Extremely horny and fun 25yo Aussie Blonde available for a short time only. Curvy body with beautiful lactating tits.
300 for 1hr of fun. Incalls my place, please send the time you prefer and I will respond.
🍑 43 YEARS OF THIS WET, WILD CUNT – STILL JUICIER THAN UR EX’S TEARS, FUCKFACE 😈💦👵
hey dumbass. yeah YOU wit the shaky hands. 👇
I’m 43. forty-fuckin’-three. that ain’t “old” – that’s DIRT ROAD VINTAGE 🚜💨
my pussy’s been eatin’ dicks since before u knew what a boner was. still drools like a broken faucet every time I see a nice thick cock. 💧🍆
u think some 22yo tiktok baby knows how to take it RAW? HA. they still cry when u slap their ass too hard. fuckin’ adorable. 😂
me? I been swallowin’ n gettin’ split open since u were wankin’ to pokemon cards, kid. 👅💦
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lemme tell u a lil story – shit that happened LITERALLY YESTERDAY. 👇
so this cute delivery dude from the thai spot – the one who always writes “😘” on the receipt – finally brings my food up himself after I “accidentally” buzz him in naked. 😏
I open the door wearin’ nothin but oversize t-shirt. he drops the pad thai. I drop to my knees right there on the dirty carpet.
sucked him so nasty his legs buckled – him leanin’ against my doorframe whisperin’ “holy shit holy shit” like a little bitch. then I bent over my own couch armrest n let him drill my ass RAW while he kept apologizin’ for bein’ too quick. he wasn’t. motherfucker lasted 5 minutes. I gave him a five-star review wit a xx pic. 🍑💥
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SO HERE’S HOW THE MESSY SHIT GOES – NO RULES, JUST MY MOOD:
👉 u wanna shove that thing down my throat till I puke a lil n slobber all over your balls? hell yes. I’ll deepthroat u like a fuckin' snake eatin’ a rat. 🤢🍆💦
👉 u wanna eat my old wet cunt from the back till I scream so loud my cat hides? bring a towel, bitch – I flood like a busted pipe. 🌊👅💧
👉 u wanna 69 till we both forget what year it is? get down here n let me sit on your face while I choke on your dick. perfect fuckin’ chaos. 😜🔄
👉 u wanna fuck me NAT – NO RUBBER – RAW AS A STREET FIGHT?? yeah u do. my pussy’s been around long enough – no pills needed. just dump that load deep inside every hole I got. yes, that includes my ass, dumbass. 🍑💦
👉 u wanna cum on my tits? my face? my saggy grandma belly? go ahead, Picasso. paint me like one of ur dirty dreams. 🎨💦
👉 u wanna bring a friend? double the cock, double the fun. just don’t expect me to remember either of ur names by the time I kick u out. 🤷🏻♀️👬
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lemme paint u a dirty picture, since ur brain’s tiny:
u knock. door swings open. I don’t say hi. I grab ur belt n yank u inside like ur a fuckin’ donkey. 🚪🫏
u’re on my bed before u can blink. pants gone. I’m already suckin’ ur dick like it’s my last meal n I’m on death row. 💀👅
then I flip over – ass up, face down – n tell u to eat my cunt like a starvin’ dog. u don’t stop till my legs shake n I call u daddy. 🐶🍑
then I ride u. my old tits slappin’ ur chin. u hold on or u fly off – I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🏍️💥
I’ll whisper nasty shit in ur ear. call u a good boy. call u a filthy pig. whatever makes u blow that load all over my wrinkled hands. 🫦💦
u wanna finish on my lips? my laugh lines? my gray hair? be my guest. I’ll lick myself clean just to watch ur stupid face. 😛
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💬 ONE MORE THING – I AIN’T UR MOMMY OR UR THERAPIST.
I’m here to get fucked raw, then kick ur ass out so I can nap in my own wet spot. 😴
so DON’T FUCKIN’ CALL ME. I won’t pick up. probably got some other dude’s dick in my mouth or buried in my ass. 📵👄🍆
TEXT ME. like a civilized little pervert. ✉️
I’ll hit u back when I’m done ruinin’ the guy before u. maybe ur next. maybe u’ll jerk off alone tonight like a loser. 🤷🏻♀️😘
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💰 PAYMENT SHIT – LISTEN UP CUZ I AIN’T UR BANK:
CASH 💵 – fold it nice n leave it on the table like a good little slut-boy.
PAYID – INSTANT ONLY ⚡
if that shit says “pending” or “delayed” or “lemme check my wallet” – I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🚫⏳
it gets ignored. deleted. laughed at while I finger myself.
I ain’t got time for ur broke-ass games. my cunt ain’t a fuckin’ layaway plan. 💀
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Indah
43 years of dirty. still the nastiest MILF u’ll ever forget – if ur lucky enough to get in. 😈👵💦
👅💦 COME GET THIS 29YO MESS (BUT ONLY IN BED, I SWEAR I'M ACTUALLY A NEAT FREAK IRL) 💋🍑
so like… hey. i’m Juno.
29. thick in all the right places. not one of those skinny minnies who’s scared of a meal. nah babe – i got meat. soft tummy, fat ass, and these tits? let’s just say they’re real fuckin’ friendly 😈
you ever hungry for a woman who actually wants to be eaten? like – not just politely. i mean face first, no manners, get sloppy with it kinda hungry. yeah. that’s me.
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last week this carpet cleaner bloke shows up. van outside. big stompy boots. said he just needed to do the lounge room.
well.
he’s on his knees with the machine, and i’m in this little short robe – oops, forgot to tie it properly. every time he reaches forward, my thigh just happens to brush the back of his head. he’s tryna be professional n shit but his breathing’s getting all ragged. finally he looks up & his eyes go straight up my robe.
“you’re not gonna let me finish this job, are you?” he asks, voice all cracked.
i just bite my lip n pull the robe over my head.
he tackled me onto the wet carpet. didn’t even care. yanked my legs apart n shoved his whole face in my pussy like he hadn't eaten in weeks. licking so rough i grabbed a fistful of his hair n scream into my own arm. then he flips me on all fours – carpet burn on my knees, don’t care – n fucks me from behind while i'm drooling on the floor. his boss calls. he picks up. “yeah this stain’s stubborn as hell” – while still pumping into me. i came twice before he pulled out n painted my lower back.
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so yeah. that’s the kinda energy i bring.
i ride you cowgirl till your soul leaves your dick.
i suck you like i'm mad at you for not calling sooner.
i will whisper absolute filth in your ear n then giggle right after.
i’m a soft nasty bitch – sweet eyes, dirty mouth. i love slow grindin n then suddenly biting your shoulder when i cum. i get off on u getting off. n i can go allll night cos my sex drive is stupid high.
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HOW TO GET THIS 👇
don’t call me unless you’re dying – i’ll be busy ridin some other dude’s face probably. text me. i’ll reply when i’m not in the middle of making someone see stars 🌟
💰 payment:
cash & payid ONLY – instant transfers only babes. delayed or pending? nah don’t even try. i need that money now so i can keep this airbnb booked 😘
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come get messy with me.
just don’t leave any stains on my carpet unless it’s yours 💦
xoxo
Juno
🔥 Aight listen up u thirsty cunts – Mei’s gonna ruin u for anyone else 💦
Yo. I’m Mei. 👋
45 years old. Yeah, that’s right – half a century of dirty wisdom packed into a body that still makes boys cry n’ men beg. 🍑💋
Don’t expect no fancy lady bullshit from me. I ain’t here to sip tea n’ talk feelings. I’m here to fuckin’ devour u – then kick ur sorry ass out so I can nap. 😴
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Lemme tell u somethin’ that happened 2 months ago – cuz this is the energy u get with me:
JAN heatwave from hell, my AC’s been dead for three days. Sweat’s drippin’ off my tits like a leaky faucet. This lanky repair dude shows up – armpits lookin’ like two wet raccoons. I answer the door in a soaked-ass tank top (no bra, obviously) n’ a thong that’s basically a fuckin’ dental floss challenge. 🥵
He’s tryna act professional, checkin’ the thermostat. But I’m leanin’ over him – my sweat’s literally ploppin’ onto his tool belt. He’s turnin’ red like a tomato. Finally he just SNAPS – shoves me onto the couch, rips my panties off with his teeth (yeah, the dude’s got skills). Then he gives me the messiest, wettest, loudest head of my entire damn life. I’m screamin’ so hard my neighbor texts “u ok?” – bitch I’m FANTASTIC. 🤪
After I came three times from his tongue alone, he wraps his shit up (cuz I ain’t stupid) n’ takes me missionary while the dead fan spins above us like a useless ceiling jewelry. I come two more times. He fixed the AC after. Barely. 😂
That’s the kinda wild shit u get when u call me. Not some starfish deadfish.
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I ain’t gonna pretend I’m a “graceful lady” – nah. I’m that 45yo MILF who knows exactly where ur dick wants to be before u do. 💅
I’ll ride u like a stolen Harley – bounce on that cock till u see stars n’ beg me to slow down (I won’t). Or bend u over my couch n’ make u watch yourself in the mirror while I take what I want. 🛋️💦
Wanna shove my face into the mattress n’ pound me from behind? Go ahead – but don’t cry when u can’t walk straight after.
Wanna lay back n’ let me do all the work? Fine by me – I’ll drain every drop n’ leave u twitchin’.
I love havin’ a wet face – so if u got a tongue, use it. I’ll grind on ur mouth ‘til my legs shake. 😛
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💰 Payment – don’t waste my time:
Cash 💵 or PAYID (instant only – if it says “pending” or “delayed” I’m ghostin’ ur ass. No joke.)
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📱 Hit me up by TEXT only.
I ain’t answerin’ calls while I’m busy gettin’ my back blown out by some other lucky bastard. I’ll text u back when I’m done – could be 5 mins, could be 5 hours. Deal with it. 😘
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I’m Indepent , Private. Discreet? Yeah, sure – but also loud as fuck if u do it right.
Come over or don’t. I really don’t give a shit. But if u do… bring water. U gonna need it. 💧
– Mei 🦊
The 45yo chaos u didn’t know u needed
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