Dubbo Escorts

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ALL my photos are recently.no trick.no drama.

I am a part time escort and one of the most gracious girls you could meet ... my other job I am a sexy teacher teaching pilates.As you can see from my photos,I have a very good body shape.

I love meeting people from different walks of life. I value those who have a respectful attitude and professional manners.

I’ve been told all the time that I make my clients feel like they know me for a very long time and they feel very comfortable to be with me, I’m the kind of person that you can open up to me for any fantasies or dreams you can possibly imagine with your dream girl.

I’m a great listener, you can talk to me like a friend about anything, I like to get to know my clients fantasies to give them 100 percent unforgettable experience of their life. Seeing me is like a once in a lifetime. I give 110% to everything I do.

I only provide my services to those who are after a good quality time with a classy girl. Lunch, dinner dates, and extended bookings are my speciality. Couples - those who’ve met and spent time with me have always invited me back for a second, third and fourth booking. I look forward to spending time with you.

I am a stunning 19 year old with perfect and soft and kissable lips, seductive, bright brown eyes and silky black hair. I carry flawless, golden skin, a tight, small body, natural breasts and an ass that you will want to eat all night. 

About me,I am a girl,young and adventurous friendly chick who loves sex so this the perfect job me.

I love touching and skin on skin. I love giving oral sex.....and I'm told I have a natural skill for it.

I look after myself and make sure that I always look my best. I dress sexy but classy and get turned on by wearing some of my extensive collection of lingerie. If u tell me what you like, I'll do my best to wear something pleasing.Like to try different things in life.

Services included Full body stress relief, Sensual teasing;Sexual cuddling and touching; and Full girl friend experience,kissing, cuddle, Sex in different positions, 69, 

french oral, and pretty lingerie, really sexy, wont let you down.

 Please ring me or text me on 

I am Looking forward to hearing from you soon.

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THIS PROFILE IS CONTAINED WITHIN HIGH CONCENTRATION OF AUTHENTICITY💥💯💥TWITTER:ESCORTSYOYO

💯independent

SMS me :Name/Time that you wanna come /The lengths of sessions you're expecting 💋

💕Gald to be the One for you tonight 😘💞Can't wait to meet you 💗

Hi❤️Gentlemens

PARTY sexy hotty NEW in Sydney. Who has Unsatisfy Desire and who enjoy sex.

💕☑️I am here to ensure you enjoy the entire stimulating and sensual journey, and not merely the destination!😘😘😘😘

💕☑️kiss you all over and most importantly wrap around your ...wink wink..!💋

💕☑️rock your world and stimulate you in way that you only thought were possible in your deepest fantasies!! 💋

💕☑️My desire is to have you enjoy every second of our time together so much i won’t be satisfied until you are. that you can’t help but come back for more.💋

🌸🌸Full service includes

 Role play,Touching mutual masturbation, cuddling, different positions, shower together,light kissing,COB, Lap dance , Body slides, sensual touching, Licking,69,Striptease,Sex with Condom 

Hey gus im Luzy im new in this area

i got good skill of massage relaxing,strong ,soft,erotic and good service in bed you won’t forget come to try me I’m here for only short time 5 days

look forward to have fun and exciting, explore time with you guys

thanks

I am very hot during this time.

I'm a half Thai-Lao girl who likes to meet guys who like to have fun together.

I'm 25 years old and I'm starting a journey of discovery in life.

I feel that I need a glow from the boys.

If you feel like having a friend to solve loneliness, talk to me right now.

Hot, hot, hot, like a fire

Text. Booking 0416138732 Send me

No private numbers and no time wasters please.

Please text to make a booking in advance to avoid disappointment !

I am alone in Australia. I really need some love and someone can be my boyfriend.Text me even you just need a company.I feel the same.

Pls no timewasters.No Payment Need Before we meet each other.

I am a stunning 19 year old from Cambodian with perfect and soft and kissable lips, seductive, bright brown eyes and silky black hair. I carry flawless, golden skin, a tight, small body, natural breasts and an ass that you will want to eat all night. 

About me,I am a girl,young and adventurous friendly chick who loves sex so this the perfect job me.

I love touching and skin on skin. I love giving oral sex.....and I'm told I have a natural skill for it.

I look after myself and make sure that I always look my best. I dress sexy but classy and get turned on by wearing some of my extensive collection of lingerie. If u tell me what you like, I'll do my best to wear something pleasing.Like to try different things in life.

Services included Full body stress relief, Sensual teasing;Sexual cuddling and touching; and Full girl friend experience,kissing, cuddle, Sex in different positions, 69, 

french oral, and pretty lingerie, really sexy, wont let you down.

 Please ring me or text me on 

I am Looking forward to hearing from you soon.

☆*:.｡.SEXIEST｡.:*� �1️st Class Escort💖 C Cup💖 Killer Body& Super Horny☆*:.｡.HOT.｡.:* ☆

Hi guys:

💦 I am an Alice , 26years old With C cup boobs killer body.

💦 Sexy,SWEET and the perfect amount of NAUGHTINESS!

💦 The body of a goddess; the personality of an angel! Your time with me will be heavenly!

💦 Clean, discreet (our time is our little secret and above all totally REAL!

💦 you will see the fun we together because we enjoy it at the same time.

💦 I'm a sexy exotic naughty companion and I enjoy the company of smart, witty, and charming men.

Services offered:

I provide an intimate Girlfriend experience including:

Girlfriend experience

Sex in multiple positions 

Deep French Kissing

Shower for two

Sensual massage 

Pussy play 

Hand job

Oral on you

DATY- oral on me

Sexy lingerie 

Deep Throat/ Gagging

My goal is to make you feel worshiped and adored like you never have before. I’ll make you feel like the King 👑

Hello future lovers. I am Mandy, a petite companion who is new to town but not new to the art of seduction. When it comes to this exciting side of my life, my favourite saying is “there are no strangers, just friends you haven’t met”. Getting to know each other through conversation and touch is one of the simplest pleasures I love to indulge in.

First, Thank you for visiting my corner of the world, and I am delighted I have captured your attention. This is just the beginning of our passionate experience together. Please allow me to tell you a little about me but not too much! I want to leave a little bit of mystery and plenty for you to explore behind closed doors!

I am the dreamy girl next door. My lovers describe me as down to earth, real, warm, genuine, and warm. My curvy size 7 figure was built for sinful pleasure. I stand 5’7” bare feet and. My bubble butt is by far my best feature due to my cheeky love of squats and cowgirl. My peachy derrière loves to be bitten, spanked, and squeezed should it take your fancy.

In my delicate frame I may look innocent at first glance but as you get to know me you’ll realize I am anything but. Brimming with sensual energy, charming you with my witty personality, I am equal parts sweet girlfriend and wild sex kitten. Which is to say: I will only bite if you want me to. We can cuddle up for a cozy night in or get dressed up for a glamorous night out. Either way, it will end with us wrapped up in each other. I am not just a woman, I am an experience you won’t forget..

I offer many luxuries for our private occasions together; I will give you all the attention you deserve. I truly adore flirting and entertaining, and you will experience how a true girlfriend should treat you with plenty of pampering, affectionate kissing, and many more carnal delights you can view on my experience page. Sensual or sinful? You decide?

I can't wait to please you.

Sensual experience:

Passionate kissing

Sensual tickling and cuddling

Body slide with aromatherapy oils

Soapy wet shower or bath for two

Tie & Tease

Prostate play

My Rates:

MY RATE:

Massage

30mins~$50

45mins~$65

60mins~$80

Full Service

30mins~$100

45mins~$120

60mins~$150

Call / Text me

0456 198 721

Mandy xx

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@LilliTs999

@LilliTs999

@LilliTs999

Hi babe, I’m Lilli The best CROSSDRESSER massage ever with certificate of remedial massage therapist within 3years experience in Australia. I am offering all kinds of massage services including happy ending and full service. My size is 6” hard, thick and uncut. Let’s spend a wonderful time with me.

**PRICE IS NON NEGOTIATED **

**Party friendly (be nice and clean)**

** Price list**

Sexy massage body slide with happy ending 🌷🌷

• 30 mn $200
• 45 mn $250
• 60 mn $300 *recommend!

Wonderful full service 🌹🌹

• 30 mn $250
• 45 mn $300
• 60 mn $400 *recommed!

✨✨PORN STAR SERVICE 💫💫

Kissing BBBJ and Make Me Cum as much as you can

• 60 mn $600

Extra service 🍒

• Cum $100 *Sweet and juicy 💦
• CIM $100
• BBBJ $50
• COF $50

My Services

• Erotic massage
• Sport and Deep tissue massage
• Full service
• Shower together
• Girlfriend experience
• Safe sex only
• No drugs
• Lips kissing
• sucking (with condom)

COMPLIMENTARY

• Shower amenity
• Condoms

Call, Text message or WhatsApp 0449526558

FYI: I reserve the right to refuse service at any time if a client exhibits any abnormal physical or mental condition, or engages in behaviour that poses a risk or threat to my safety while providing the service.

Your Colombian temptation is here 🇨🇴🔥

Sweet when I want to be, naughty when you deserve it. I’m playful, seductive and dangerously addictive…

Come closer and let me show you why Colombian girls are so hard to forget 😈💋

179 cm tall thick latina Trans girl

6 inch cut cock

Im Bottom vers

Very easy going girl and down to earth

My beauty and alluring eyes will get u to another level

Very passionate and romantic etc

Im available for Now

Outcall or Incall will do

Im hosting in the wollicreek area

Outcall- 700 1 hr

Over night- 1800

Deposit of $150 To confirm ur booking is a must

Hope to hear from you Gentlemen's soon

Much love

Tanya

I am a lovely girl with soft long hair and sparkling big eyes.

Breast Size: 36C

Age: 23

Height: 163cm

Weight: 48 Kg

Derss Size : 6

I have a truly sensual and responsive body that will have your mouth watering and a cheeky personality to keep you on your toes!

I am friendly, intelligent, and charming and a delight to be with... I am very skilled and confident in the bedroom and really know how to look after my client. You will not be rushed and will be able to enjoy the pure pleasure, which I have to offer. Let me start off with a warm hug and then body rub all your stress away.

I look adorable in my cute sexy mini skirt and heels. I can also offer a really sexy service with my soft breasts, fulfill your deepest fantasies and you can enjoy delicious .... with me. Tell me what you like, I am very flexible and will try to satisfy your every need!

For girlfriend-experience full service:

FULL SERVICES including SEX:

french kissing

cuddling and hugging, touching

erotic body massage

hand job and blow job, 69

good sex multi positions

shower together

Yes, they're all natural. I am a mature woman who has large natural breasts, 14 E and is available for your pleasure - your playmate to nirvana! I offer a girlfriend experience and can give you many wonderful sensations to help you relax. I like to make you feel good and hope you can reciprocate, but if it's a one-way street, I'll settle for that I know you get back what you put into it! Let's have a wonderful time together, respectful, lustful, and fun! I offer full service. Please feel free to suckle me.

I would love to give you a massage with my hands or my tongue! It's all good fun and respectful until you crave something more- I can drive you crazy with desire if you need that stimulation.

Let's explore sensually, no rush, let's enjoy each other's bodies and have a sensual massage, and if you like, be pampered! I'm flexible and available. Love to see you soon.

So that you know in advance, I prefer to use a condom and don't do anal or swallow your come in my mouth, ok darling!

I have a vibrant personality and love to keep fit! Also, my hair is thick, and my breasts are all natural. Let me tempt you!

Please let me know when and for how long you would like to see me here.

I prefer to work during the day rather than at night if possible, but of course I'll see you at night too. I'm awake at 6.30 am if that helps before you go to work? Give me notice the day before if you can for early morning starts.

I’m a non-smoker. The main photo was taken within the last month so photos are current. All my photos are verified genuine of me so please don’t ask for photos!

Please arrange an appointment by texting me Thank you!

Look forward to meeting you and playing. Please feel free to bring a silicone vibrator if you feel like turning me on that way I will be purring while you suck my nipples before I start on you!

Love to meet you soon so we can relax and have some passion. I love making love, giving you pleasure, it makes me feel good to do the best I can to help your every desire come true!

I keep fit with yoga and swimming as well and dancing. I'm told my skin is very soft. Soft for you to touch. I'm in Sutherland Shire most of the time, I can do outcalls for a reasonable extra amount for petrol, thank you!

Come and see me today! Please note I am mature. I would like to help you relax! You can send me a text (sometimes I don’t hear the phone ring so it’s better to text)! Or ring & leave a message if I don’t answer I’m in Newcastle this weekend & Monday thanks!

Best wishes,

Chantal

🚨WARNINGS 🚨WARNINGS 🚨WARNINGS

THIS PROFILE IS CONTAINED WITHIN HIGH CONCENTRATION OF AUTHENTICITY💥💯💥TWITTER:ESCORTSYOYO

💯independent

SMS me :Name/Time that you wanna come /The lengths of sessions you're expecting 💋

💕Gald to be the One for you tonight 😘💞Can't wait to meet you 💗

Hi❤️Gentlemens

I’m Nana!PARTY sexy hotty NEW in Sydney. Who has Unsatisfy Desire and who enjoy sex.

💕☑️I am here to ensure you enjoy the entire stimulating and sensual journey, and not merely the destination!😘😘😘😘

💕☑️kiss you all over and most importantly wrap around your ...wink wink..!💋

💕☑️rock your world and stimulate you in way that you only thought were possible in your deepest fantasies!! 💋

💕☑️My desire is to have you enjoy every second of our time together so much i won’t be satisfied until you are. that you can’t help but come back for more.💋

🌸🌸Full service includes

 Role play,Touching mutual masturbation, cuddling, different positions, shower together,light kissing,COB, Lap dance , Body slides, sensual touching, Licking,69,Striptease,Sex with Condom 

Craving the attention of a confident, experienced older woman who knows exactly how to keep you intrigued? Then let me tempt you!

I’m a real-life, late-40s MILF with curves, confidence and a seductive side that’s hard to resist.

I love a bit of flirtation, a cheeky tease and that delicious anticipation when the chemistry between two people starts to spark.

I know how to take the lead, keep you guessing and make our time together feel like our own little secret.

Behind my sexy, confident exterior is a warm, easy-going woman, sensual by nature and always ready to share a laugh.

I want you to feel relaxed, wanted and completely comfortable in my company.

I’m both a teaser and a pleaser, and I believe the best things in life are worth savoring. I never like to rush; I prefer to take my time, build the anticipation and enjoy every delicious moment along the way.

So, if you appreciate a mature woman who knows her mind, enjoys a little mischief and loves making a man feel special, perhaps it’s time we met.

Texting is the way to communicate with me x 

I have 3 addictive offerings:

MILF NEXT DOOR – “I NEED SOME SUGAR…”Sweet, seductive and with a naughty side — your MILF Next Door might be just the temptation you’ve been looking for!

It starts with a little flirtation, a tempting smile and that irresistible feeling when the chemistry between us begins to build.

One lingering look leads to that electric first kiss

Let the chemistry take over:

- Kissing, cuddling, hugging and sensual caressing

- Teasing, intimate play , mutual oral 69

- A passionate full service with edging BJ 

Every moment is about chemistry, connection and enjoying the experience together.

30min 350

60min 500

1.5hrs 750

2hrs 1000

MILF GONE WILD – A little more adventurous, a little more daring, and definitely not your everyday MILF

Ready to explore your wildest fantasies? It's time to let your imagination run free!

From the tempting MILF Next Door experience to something a little more adventurous, this is where fantasy, passion and role-play come together.

Your experience can include:

ROLE-PLAY YOUR FANTASIES

Have a particular fantasy in mind? Let's bring your imagination to life with a personalized role-play experience.

PHOTOS & FILMING

Add another dimension with photo and filming options, by mutual agreement.

30min 600

60min 800

1.5hrs 1250

2hrs 1500

Wine Dine and Sexy Time $ 1600 2hrs Dinner/Tapas 2hrs Bedroom Rendezvous

FMTY $ 3500 Starting price for fly me to You

Incall - I'm in a Cozy private discrete apartment.

Outcalls and FMTY - To your cities CBD hotels

Not in your city? perhaps you could Fly me to you or Online services are available

Thats right, i do it all, visit me in person (in call) or i can come to your hotel (out call). I'm online too, with live video calls and sexting.

ONLINE SERVICES

Dirty Digital Online Video Call with a Real Life Horny MILF

Looking for a something Fast and Sexy. Meet me on a Video call for a Quickie or a Hot Dildo Show.

Perhaps indulge in The Ultimate Sexting experience.

We Can get to know each others dirty desires or Role Play a specific scenario. this naughty MILF is ready.  You will have my undivided attention throughout the entire time.

We can exchange photos and videos during our session

its Hot, Discrete and silent

I have a Background in the Seduction industry, having been a striptease artist for many years. From Stage and Table top to Peep shows, I love to show off.

SHORT NOTICE AVAILABLE 

VIDEO CALLS

The QUICKIE online

Short on time but craving a little naughty excitement?

I'll play with mine, and you can play with yours! Enjoy a sizzling little mutual pleasure session featuring a teasing masturbation show, naughty fingers, and sensual oil play.

Quick and oh-so-naughty!

5 min 70

10 min 100

15 min 150

HOT SHOW

Ready to turn up the heat?

Watch me pleasure myself with my favourite toys while we enjoy some deliciously dirty talk.

Expect a sizzling show featuring dildo play, teasing fingers, and sensual pussy and tits oil play.

Hot, teasing and definitely not for the shy!

5 min 100

10 min 150

15 min 200

SEXTING 

The Ultimate Sexting & Video Call Experience

Looking for a little naughty excitement? Let’s make it all about you!

You choose the experience. We can spend half our time exchanging naughty messages before switching to a live video call for the rest of our session, or enjoy the entire time sexting back and forth. The choice is yours!

We can explore each other’s dirty desires, share our fantasies, or indulge in a little role-play with a scenario of your choice. Whatever takes your fancy, this naughty MILF is ready to play!

You’ll have my undivided attention from beginning to end, making our time together personal, playful, and deliciously tempting.

Want to turn up the heat even more? I can send photos and videos during our session, if you like.

Hot, discreet, and private — just the two of us, sharing a little naughty fun!

15 min 200

20 min 250

30 min 350

Texting is the way to communicate with me x 

Sparks will Fly, Text me now!

Mrs Milf Rosie 0468 315 141

 I know reaching out can feel daunting, but I’ll make it easy & exciting. 

 Come with a little curiosity, leave with a big smile… and who knows, you might just find yourself thinking about me long after we say goodbye. 😉

 Check out my 5 star reviews:

hello lovers! Genuine bookings only.

Welcome to my page,

my wetchats:sukurasukya

my what app:sukurasukya

my instal:sukaralove

I’m Susan, beautiful elegant Tokyo doll, long and silky hair.

A booking with me is one you will never forget, I enjoy my job so much; I love having sex and I love meeting new people and exploring their bodies, I’m a very open minded young woman who LOVES pleasing others, I like others experiencing a huge amount of passion, sensual and sexual energy as I experience!

I pride myself on my genuine nature. There are no hidden cost, or exaggerations about my services, size or age!

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Statistics: 

Name: susan

Age: 22 years old 

Nationality: Japanese

Hair: black long length 

Eyes: big round blue 

Skin: fair, smooth

Bust:DD Natural.

*outcall to cbd or surrounding areas*

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I want to be honest.there are a lot of time wasters! pls geninune bookings only .

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SERVICE INCLUDES:

Sensual naked massage 

Affectionate kissing 

Affectionate cuddling 

Body kissing 

Covered blow job 

COB- cum on body 

DATY- oral on me 

DFK- deep French kissing 

Dinner companion 

Dirty talk

GFE- girlfriend experience 

Body slides 

Hand relief 

Sex in multiple positions 

Multiple shots

Mutual masterbation

Spooning 

Strip tease

Sexy lingerie 

Teasing and pleasing

COME USE THIS HOT LITTLE FUCKTOY !!!!

Suicide girl model 2018-21 

PUBLISHED IN "INKED" MAGAZINE 2019. 

ACTUALLY READ MY PRICES SO WE DONT WASTE MUCH TIME !!!!

All images are authentic and taken since FEBRUARY 2026

I want to be your favorite toy !! All holes available and eager to be used as rough , or gentle as you prefer. Don't worry about going too hard on me, I can take it ! 

A tall, beautiful,tanned blonde, with thick ass , perky natural DD tits, this fully inked wild card will have you bewitched and wanting more every time with a charismatic, playful edge and a wicked sense of humour, I'll put you at ease immediately without even trying, I'm non judgmental and love exploring kinks, with very few limitations and a curiosity that makes me the perfect test subject to try out new kinks... 

bdsm, ropeplay, 3 somes (mmf+ffm), groups, degradation, humiliation, stretching, slapping (hard), choking (hard), throat fucking, CNC, nipple and pussy torture, toys , suspension, anal play, rimming (both), forced/abuse roleplay, fisting, public humiliation, filming, creampies, cum on face , cum in ass , double penetration, triple airtight penetration, slight foot fetish (head stomp, foot in face, held down by stepping on me) For the record mine include; 

ASK ME!! If your interested in any of the above 

I offer a smooth thick hourglass figure, tight pussy and ass , huge natural tits , and all natural curves, no enhancement here, long legs, and a vibrant, party-friendly personality that’s equal parts fun and unforgettableanything outside of standard full service is still extra! But available! ). I'll be your dirty little slutty secret or your own personal pornstar party favor to show off or entertain the boys, whatever you want, I can do. And the sluttier your request the more keen I'll be, I love getting treated like a dirty little bitch, that you can hate fuck and force to submit to you , to take your cock however you want me to, make me gag and choke on your rock hard cock then shove it in one of my tight wet holes (

Also I have a wide range of bdsm gear and toys if you want to play with me like that ! 

I provide a relaxed, judgement free experience designed to help you unwind and escape the everyday mundane, or if you want a sexy girl to submit willingly and let you completely control my body. 

I’m open-minded, kink-friendly, and comfortable exploring fetishes within agreed boundaries and clear communication. I'm a natural submissive and love a man who knows how to make me do what he wants and isn't afraid to throw me around a bit, I love bondage, degradation, pussy and boob torture/stretching/clamping/slapping, group bookings welcome, I love using all of my holes  

All extras available!!! 

Full-service bookings only. Any extras you want are exactly that! 

• Outcalls and Incalls available at the moment
• Rates are firm and non-negotiable — please respect my time.
• Serious enquiries only; time-wasters will be blocked.
• A minimum of 30 minutes’ notice is required.
• Please message to discuss availability, rates, and options. 
• If you, for example only want a blowjob , you still have to pay for the minimum service, regardless of whether you want to have sex or not ! 

IMPORTANT INFORMATION:

All rates are firm and non-negotiable, so don't try and haggle with me. Nothing makes a girls pussy drier than a man trying to tell her what she's worth . Please respect me and accept that they are the same for everyone; the only time my prices are subject to change is if I'm running promotional deals. 

Serious, respectful enquiries only ! 

I'm committed to giving you the best experience possible and hopefully be a safe place to explore different kinks and curiosities. 

Text me to make it happen. Id prefer texting to phone calls as I'm a very private person and don't want other people knowing my businessDEPOSIT IS REQUIRED FOR EVERY BOOKING VIA PAY ID!! 20% OF BOOKING!! 

Also available to do video calls, videos, custom photos, nudes or purchase my undies , bra, stockings or a used sex toy

ALSO AVAILABLE FOR A SUGAR ARRANGEMENT IF ANYONE IS WANTING ONGOING, REGULAR SITUATION 

To gentlemens.

I am really proud of my angel face, and I have a thin, fit physique that is just perfect. I promise that you won't be able to take your eyes off of me. 

I am a very skilled female in this field who is driven to serve. I receive a lot of praise. 👄 

I consider my appearance to be a reflection of the kind of woman I am, and I take great pride in it. 👄 

Since you treat us properly, Gentleman, I genuinely like having sex with you. I'll give you a fantastic body massage and blowout. I enjoy showing you my special abilities and seeing your dick growl. Use my beauty and my performance to amuse, uplift, and make you feel good! I am lickable, touchable, and kissable since I am so active. 

I have a good feeling that my excellent service will put you at ease. 

I adore gatherings with lots of people. we can party together.

Give yourself a spoil. Visit me and take advantage of my services. 

ACT WITH RESPECT Keep in mind that you receive what you give.

fuckin’ listen up, yeah?

name’s Shakira. 28. Trash with a dirty grin n’ a pussy that’s basically a heat-seeking missile 🚀

i ain’t here to hold your hand or whisper sweet nothings.

i’m here to wreck u so good u forget your own name – then kick u out with a smirk n’ a cigarette 🚬

so stop readin’ like a little bitch n’ get ready for some real nasty shit 💩 (not that kinda nasty, u pervs – i mean the good kinda wet mess)

here’s how i broke a dude last Month… 🥵

Jan. heatwave so bad even my ice cubes were cryin’.

my AC? dead as a doornail. so i call a repair guy – shows up all lanky, sweat stains under his arms like two little rivers 🌊

me? i’m just hangin’ around in a wet ass tank top (no bra – duh) n’ a thong that’s basically a fuckin’ suggestion. like three strings n’ hope.

he’s tryna check the thermostat. but i’m “accidentally” leanin’ over him, my tits practically drippin’ on his toolbox 🧰

he’s all red ears n’ shaky hands – adorable, really.

then he just… snaps.

grabs my hips, throws me on the couch like i weigh nothin’, buries his face between my legs like it’s the last meal on earth 🍽️

and holy SHIT – that man ate me out like he was starvin’ for a week. sloppy, loud, tongue all over the place. i screamed so hard my neighbor texted “u ok?” i just replied “never better ” 😂

then i climbed on top n’ rode him like a stolen dirtbike – his hands on my waist, my nails diggin’ into his chest. came twice just from that. then he flipped me over (missionary but who’s countin’) n’ we finished so sweaty the couch looked like a slip-n-slide 💦

he fixed the AC after. barely.

but who gives a fuck? i was already melted.

that’s the kinda vibe i bring, baby.

not some stiff doll. not some princess.

i’m the girl who’ll whisper dirty shit in your ear while i grind so slow u think u gonna explode 🍆💥

u want a slutty little firecracker who laughs when she chokes?

who’ll let u pull her hair n’ spank her till she giggles?

who’ll look u dead in the eye while she’s on her knees n’ say “that all u got?” 😈

yeah. that’s me.

💰 payment shit (don’t be dumb):

cash only. or PAYID – instant only 🚫 delayed or pending transfers? fuck off, i ain’t your bank.

money first, play later. no exceptions. don’t test me.

📱 don’t fuckin’ call me.

i won’t pick up. i’m either sleepin’, eatin’, or gettin’ my back blown out by some rando 😘

text me.

i’ll reply when i’m not busy makin’ another dude see god.

so here’s the deal:

u text me a dirty thought.

i decide if u deserve this wet, wild, messy little nightmare. 🖤

if not? go jerk off to porn. i don’t care.

— Shakira 🦇💋