Eastwood Escorts & Adult Services

Hi.boys.

My name Kristina.

currently I‘m in australian doing my degree in the university.

I'm a easygoing girl loves party so much. in the past before covid,i am a night owl love going out a lot. during the lock down,i felt so bored and started my new escort job.

It's so fun to be an escort,i learnd all differnt things on my body. i know how i use them for. i use my magic tongue to lik balls and use my soft hand to touch you and my private part and all sort of things.

pls book me,i'll show you all the tricks i've learnt.we can try together.

I would like all my clients to know I will be leaving the industry for a few months to travel around.

so if you’d like to see me, now is the time.xx I am 5’5, size 6-8, fair soft skin and have naturally long silky hair.

I provide a sensual and mind blowing service you’ll never forget.I'm young,and good learner.

I offer a passionate GFE experience and can provide PSE on request for extra.

I am here to please your every desire. I thoroughly enjoy my job and providing pleasure to my clients. I am a big believer in quality over quantity. .

Party bookings are welcome 💕

I am completely independent girl. I'm waiting for you.

I will surrender my fine body to your deepest and wildest desires

i look more beautiful in person than in my photograph.

TEXT or CALL:☎️☎️ ☎️☎️

Hi Everyone.

There is no applicable travel cost.

Hope you have a good day. If you looking for genuine pretty girl who offer passionate girlfriend experience.

CALL ME. I WON'T LET YOU DOWN.I AM NOT FAKE.NOT A TIME WASTING GIRL.I LIKE TO BE FAIR.

I am Vivian.fresh faced with very busty breasts and petite body. My body is wonderland which I know you will love :) I have super cute smile.

I have all natural D Breasts with kissable nipples, I'm known to give the best reliefs and will leave you wanting more.

I give pleasure in a slow,unhurried service. You will not be disappointed. We have a great time together. l have the right amount of shyness and a teasing look that will get you breathless in a flash. 

I am open-minded, friendly and a cheeky girl. So how about let's explore and play with each others bodies together Tonight? ;)ENJOY YOUR HIGH TIME.

I offer GFE, passion and affection Service , Sexy lingerie and Stocking ,Relief , touching, cuddling , oil body rub.

I am experimental and open to exploring your desires and fantasies, I love to try new things!I also have lots of costumes ,feel free to ask me to put the one you like to become your doll girl!!!!!

I am lily 26 years old, dress size 8 and stand at 5ft6 tall.

My skin tone is tan and my figure is tone. I have naturally long black hair, dark brown eyes and a contagious smile.

My service is always high class and discrete. I travel to your home, work or hotel or I am hosting in sydney.

very naughty and open minded woman who you will enjoy every minute of your time spending with me! I am a independent escort.

i would give u a relaxation massage before I start our naughty times in bed. 

Service list

• body stress relief, 
• Sensual teasing; 69.bbbj.
• kissing.cuddling and touching; 
• happy ending.sex in different positions
• Good body rub.multiple cums.

I will guarantee to please you. 

I only provide safe sex 

pls don't hesitate to contact me.

Hi guys I'm Cindy,

I will be back for 6 days ONLY: Wed 28 Oct to end of Mon 2 Nov (I'm staying an extra day!).

I will be in Bankstown near Ruse Park.

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I welcome you to join me in the Sinful World of Cindy. Here is a safe place where we can explore the debauched delights of your imagination.

Intensity and passion are what I want and what I offer. I WANT YOU here with me right now. I want to undress you as you grope my breasts. I want to SUCK YOUR SOUL OUT THROUGH YOUR COCK as I pull your pants off. I want us locked in NON-STOP DFK from the moment you slide into my wet pussy to the moment you're exploding deep inside me.

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I can please you in 6 ways

• Girlfriend Experience (GFE)
• Quickie (QKE)
• Relaxation Experience (RLX)
• Massage
• Standard Full Service (FS)
• Outcall

Girlfriend Experience (GFE)

A Full-Service experience where both you and I can lose ourselves in our passions.

Price

30/45/60min

• $250/300/350 (bookings that start before 11:30pm)
• $300/350/400 (bookings starting from 11:30pm)

Included

• All sessions must begin with a shower. Let me know if you would like it extra steamy 😏
• NON-STOP DFK
• DTBBBJ
• DATY/69
• CFS
• COB
• Massage
• 2 shots in 60min bookings
• 1 shot in 30 and 45min bookings

Extras (at my discretion)

• Extra shot ($50)
• Dress requests ($20)
• Special requests (starts at $50)
• CIM ($50)
• Rimming on you ($50)

Quickie (QKE)

You're feeling the need but you also have places that you need to be soon? You're looking for a good time, not a long time? Whatever your reason, if you can be here within 20 minutes then I can solve your predicament (subject to availability).

Price

$200

Includes

Everything included in GFE

Special notes

- I will only accept Quickie bookings within 20 minutes of your request

- No Quickie bookings after 8pm

- 1 shot

- Maximum time is 20 mins

- The booking starts to conclude after you cum

Extras (at my discretion)

• Extra shot ($50)
• Dress requests ($20)
• Special requests (starts at $50)
• CIM ($50)
• Rimming on you ($50)

Standard FS (FS)

Full service with extras available.

Price

30/45/60min - $180/230/280

Includes

• Affectionate touching
• Body 2 body
• Light kissing
• Sexy BJ
• Condom sex
• Multiple positions

Extras

• BBBJ ($50)
• DATY ($50)
• DFK ($50)
• Rimming on you ($50)
• BBBJ+CIM ($100)
• extra shot ($50)

Relaxation Experience (RLX)

You've had a long day and you need a bit of relief but sex is a bit too much effort? RLX is what you need! Cum in, lie back and relax while I take care of your worries.

Price:

15/30/45min - $150/200/250

Includes:

Everything in GFE except for sex

Special notes:

I don't do 60min RLX bookings

Extras:

• Extra shot ($50)
• Dress requests ($20)
• Special requests (starts at $50)
• CIM ($50)
• Rimming on you ($50)

Massage

Let me take care of you today. Lie down and relax. The knots in your back aren't the only thing I'll be rubbing out ;)

Price:

30min - $120 (only 30min available)

Includes:

Massage with a happy ending

Extras:

• BBBJ ($50)
• BBBJ+CIM ($100)
• DFK ($50)
• Rimming on you ($50)

Outcall

Let's enjoy each other in the comfort of your own home or the luxuriousness of your hotel.

Price

1/2/3h - $600/1000/1200

The cost of return transport is added on top of the above.

Includes

Everything in GFE

Special Notes

If I am meeting you for the first time then my receptionist will organise my transport for my safety.

I will also need both the cost of return transport and a deposit of $100 to be paid upfront before I confirm the outcall.

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To make a booking, please use this link (opens WhatsApp): https://links.a4u.club/WAEBBookCindy

Alternatively, send a message to (don't call) my receptionist (0484 038 825) with:

Hi Danny my name is ____. I would like to make a booking with Cindy at __:__ for __mins GFE/FS/RLX/massage.

Reception usually starts replying by 10am.

CONTACT

Mobile: 0484 038 825

WeChat: a4uclub

Telegram: @a4uclub

Telegram Channel: https://links.a4u.club/TelegramUpdates

WhatsApp Bookings: https://links.a4u.club/WAEBBookCindy

Permanent Link: https://girls.a4u.club/cindy

Hi boys, my name is Angel.

My pics are real, and my profile has been verified 💯%

😡 NO CALLER ID / PRIVATE NUMBERS WILL NOT BE ANSWERED 😡

Let me show you what a real home made 🇻🇳Vietnamese🇻🇳 feast is like 👅What is advertised, is what is served 🌝

So what are you waiting for, text me or WhatsApp me to make a reservation at my private apartment.

You will leave truly satisfied, but you know what they say, it won't be long until you are hungry for more of what I cook up!!!

OUTCALLS AVAILABLE FOR 1 HOUR OR LONGER BOOKINGS + UBER

$100 DEPOSIT REQUIRED VIA PAY ID FOR OUTCALL SERVICES.

🍭Chef's Special:

BBBJ included in all bookings (must be clean) dirty dicks will be covered !!

💕Extra's menu available:

CIM - $50

💥Optional service available

Nude body massage + Happy ending 30min / $120

💥Services included:

Sex Toy use (customer only)

Fingering ass (customer only)

Sensual body massage

Lip Kissing 👄

DATY- Oral on Me

Mutual Oral inc. 69

Doggy Style

Sex in Multiple Positions

Shower together

Cum on face 😝

Cum on body 👌

Golden Shower 👀

These items are never on the menu.

🤬🤬ANAL SEX !!!

🤬🤬NATURAL SEX !!!

🤬🤬NO DISCOUNTS !!!

When making a reservation, please text the following,

Your name.....

Incall or Outcall.....

Time you want to make booking.....

How long you would like to stay.....

What services you would like.....

PRICES ARE NOT NEGOITABLE !!!

I accept cash or pay id ONLY

Hey handsome… I’m Ruby, 30, and I’m currently based at Bankstown💋

Please let me pamper and pleasure you in my private room. 🥳💯👍

I’m sensual, seductive, cute, and flirtatious, and I really understand how to make you feel relaxed, wanted, and well looked after. I have a busty figure, soft long legs, and a feminine, elegant presence.

I offer many types of luxuries for our private time together and will give you all the attention you deserve. I truly adore flirting, entertaining, pampering, affectionate kissing, and creating genuine chemistry. 💕😘

I have a great sense of humour and I’m very passionate about everything I do. With me, nothing feels rushed — it’s all about connection, relaxation, chemistry, and enjoying quality time together.

If you’re feeling tired, tense, stressed, or simply want to escape from your everyday routine, come and enjoy a relaxing full-body massage in my comfortable private room.

I’m always beautifully presented, impeccably clean, friendly, easy to talk to, and dedicated to making your experience comfortable and memorable. ✨

SERVICES OFFERED:

• Prostate Massage

• Nuru Body Slide Massage

• Full Body Care Massage

• Deep Tissue Massage

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED – PROSTATE & LINGAM MASSAGE

Special Prostate Lymphatic Massage is also available at an extra cost.

Potential benefits include:

• Helping release excess prostate fluid

• Providing pleasurable stimulation

• Supporting local blood circulation

STANDARD MASSAGE PRICES

• 30 mins – $65

• 45 mins – $80

• 60 mins – $100

DEEP TISSUE MASSAGE PRICES

• 30 mins – $75

• 45 mins – $90

• 60 mins – $110

Lots more can be discussed in person at an additional cost. 🥳💯👍😜🌹😘

I’m open-minded within my personal limits and always value mutual respect, good communication, discretion, cleanliness, and making sure you enjoy your time with me.

✨ Let me help you escape the ordinary and enjoy quality time with someone who genuinely loves making her guests feel comfortable, desired, relaxed, and cared for.

For more details, please contact me and come have a chat. XOXO 💕

Ruby, 30💋

Location:

Bankstown

Looking forward to meeting you, handsome. 💕

Hey handsome… I’m Anna, 26, and I’m currently based at Bankstown 💋

Please let me pamper and pleasure you in my private room. 🥳💯👍

I’m sensual, seductive, cute, and flirtatious, and I really understand how to make you feel relaxed, wanted, and well looked after. I have a busty figure, soft long legs, and a feminine, elegant presence.

I offer many types of luxuries for our private time together and will give you all the attention you deserve. I truly adore flirting, entertaining, pampering, affectionate kissing, and creating genuine chemistry. 💕😘

I have a great sense of humour and I’m very passionate about everything I do. With me, nothing feels rushed — it’s all about connection, relaxation, chemistry, and enjoying quality time together.

If you’re feeling tired, tense, stressed, or simply want to escape from your everyday routine, come and enjoy a relaxing full-body massage in my comfortable private room.

I’m always beautifully presented, impeccably clean, friendly, easy to talk to, and dedicated to making your experience comfortable and memorable. ✨

SERVICES OFFERED:

• Prostate Massage

• Nuru Body Slide Massage

• Full Body Care Massage

• Deep Tissue Massage

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED – PROSTATE & LINGAM MASSAGE

Special Prostate Lymphatic Massage is also available at an extra cost.

Potential benefits include:

• Helping release excess prostate fluid

• Providing pleasurable stimulation

• Supporting local blood circulation

STANDARD MASSAGE PRICES

• 30 mins – $65

• 45 mins – $80

• 60 mins – $100

DEEP TISSUE MASSAGE PRICES

• 30 mins – $75

• 45 mins – $90

• 60 mins – $110

Lots more can be discussed in person at an additional cost. 🥳💯👍😜🌹😘

I’m open-minded within my personal limits and always value mutual respect, good communication, discretion, cleanliness, and making sure you enjoy your time with me.

✨ Let me help you escape the ordinary and enjoy quality time with someone who genuinely loves making her guests feel comfortable, desired, relaxed, and cared for.

For more details, please contact me and come have a chat. XOXO 💕

Anna, 26 💋

Location:

Bankstown

Looking forward to meeting you, handsome. 💕

𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐀𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧… 👅 𝐀𝐯𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐍𝐨𝐰 🔥

🩷 🖤

💎100% Turned on 💎 XXX Porn Star Experience 👄

I am most told: “you are stunning, so much better than your photos”

”you are a very horny woman that was amazing”

”My god you have the nicest ass”

Anal avail +Natural avail. Pls inquire about extras.when you make a booking. booking need to be confirmed with extra service.

******World Class 👄👄WECHAT:sydmm2022.

**** Amazing ass that loves your attention. May cause user premature ejaculation when handled incorrectly, (Please read user manual located in my pussy prior to use)

 ******GUARANTEED to Satisfy *******

• Killer curves s and pert DD’s you will love
• Natural full lips
• Possibly the best ass in town
• I’m your girl next door yet a complete porn addict and sex fiend. 
• I’m 23…… really
• I take care of my body and my photos are 100% me. Im told I’m sexy as hell.💎❤️
• love high energy naughty PORN STAR Sex you won’t forget me❤️❤️❤️
•  I’m lots of fun but also thrive on intelligent conversation and have the knowledge and wisdom to converse on a multitude of topics easily.

Please TEXT me with your preferred time, duration of booking and your desires and wants so we can plan our time together.

💎Private Apartment with discreet entry and visitors parking

💎 All bookings confirmed via text

💎 I am always immaculate so I expect only hygienic gentlemen.

💎 Available all hours and party friendly

Best described as :

Insatiably sexy, beautiful smile, kissable lips, intelligent, genuine, gorgeous, DTE, fashionable, skin like butter, dangerously hot, classy, slim body and killer hips attitude.

I am a stunning 19 year old with perfect and soft and kissable lips, seductive, bright brown eyes and silky black hair. I carry flawless, golden skin, a tight, small body, natural breasts and an ass that you will want to eat all night. 

About me,I am a girl,young and adventurous friendly chick who loves sex so this the perfect job me.

I love touching and skin on skin. I love giving oral sex.....and I'm told I have a natural skill for it.

I look after myself and make sure that I always look my best. I dress sexy but classy and get turned on by wearing some of my extensive collection of lingerie. If u tell me what you like, I'll do my best to wear something pleasing.Like to try different things in life.

Services included Full body stress relief, Sensual teasing;Sexual cuddling and touching; and Full girl friend experience,kissing, cuddle, Sex in different positions, 69, 

french oral, and pretty lingerie, really sexy, wont let you down.

 Please ring me or text me on 

I am Looking forward to hearing from you soon.

I am a sexy girl who loves giving and making those around me feel comfortable and happy.

My passionate,intimate girlfriend experience will surely blow your mind.

I have dark brown eyes beautiful long hair and a curvy body with soft 

smooth skin with all natural assets in the right places !!

I am a 22-year-old Sexy lady, with full lips, D breasts ! I’m classy, playful, fun, open minded and my only desire is to make your fantasies come true.

I highly value my own protection as well as yours, therefore I do not provide any unsafe, natural services. Please don't ask me to make an exception, especially not during our time together.

For bookings please be patient if I’ve missed your call please just text me.

My passionate,intimate girlfriend experience will surely blow your mind.

I am a genuine escort and take pride in myself if you are a genuine man looking to spend some time with me please feel free to contact me

Cute Sexy Girl Waiting to please you !

What's included in my service: 

Girl friend experience

affectionate cuddling

shower for two

69

good suck

Dirty talk

different positions

erotic massage / body rub

No time wasters please.

Private calls will not be answered.

ABOUT ME: 

My name is COCO, 👼🏼 Don't pay before we meet.pay when you see me.

I have a Stunning face, very youthful with stunning features and a tight and toned size 6 slim body.

Being super young and new to the industry, i am tight where it mattars most.I don’t only have Beauty but brains and personality; with a good sense of humour and an ability to make you feel like Complete Ease! I know girls aren’t usually funny but I am hilarious. 

STATISTICS: 

Age: 22 Years Young 

Dress size: 6 X-Small

Chest size: D

Body Type: Slim

Personality: Sweet/Outgoing

Tattoos: Absolutely None

Smoker: Non Smoker

Height/ Weight: 5'4/ 50kg

Hair: Black long Hair

Face:Absolute Stunner!

MY SERVICE LIST:

I provide a Full Erotic Girlfriend experience, and this is my very first time in the industry. I always said I would never do sex work but here I am… Catch me before I change my mind! 👼🏼

You will be excited, teased and relieved upon seeing Me at the door🖤

Service Inclusions:

Sex in multiple positions, position, Hand relief, Girlfriend experience 

Affectionate cuddling,

Dirty Talk, Erotic Body rub,Sensual naked body rub

Multiple shots in an hour.

Hi This is Prada here, I am a PARTY/ SEXY NAUGHTY/ and PRETTY GIRL 💃I am good at SUCKING.WILL DEFINITELY MAKE YOU A GREAT DAY..

▪︎ State NSW

▪️Age 21

▪︎ Height 170cm

▪️Body Size: 8

▪️Bust 12D

▪️Eyes brown

Want to see my sexy body and natural big boobs? And have fun make a lot of happiness with me? 

MY SERVICE IS VERY PASSIONATE.GIVE YOU THE BEST GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE.I PROMISE WON'T LET YOU DOWN.

ALWAYS MAKE YOU A HAPPY MEN AFTER WE MEET.

Just send an SMS to me ASAP! I want to make you horny and cum!

I provide full services and extra services including:

BBBJ, DFK, CIM and so on......

OUTCALL available 💰😘

call or SMS

It is my passion to provide ultimate pleasure to you.  

All you need to do is only lie down, surrender and leave the rest to me

I will lead you on an unforgettable journey

release your stress, Don't waste your time, I am the one 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃 you are

looking for the PARTY and NAUGHTY GIRL.

I am toned and take good care of my body. I love meeting new people and genuinely.

I am Sexy and Naughty. I'm 22 years of age, and size 6. I'm very bubbly 

and fun to be around and can easily hold an intelligent conversation. 

call or text me at , waiting to see you darling..

I keep fit , I love my sit ups, and skipping probably where I got my height since i was young :) It's more for you to enjoy

• Asian Slim Body with a nice firm ass

• I am very lean so I am light to handle

• I have a deep seductive look I like to stare at you while we ride

• Clean down below and it's a tight afair

• My hair is silky black against my tanned long body

• A handfull sized Perky breasts

Love to moan slightly as we kick off and elevate this till you pass out with a smile :)

I offer the ultimate girlfriend experience and love to pamper and be pampered. 

I hope I intrigue you.....Leaving you wanting to know more.

Great top enjoyable full service: kiss and cuddle, erotic massage, body rub and sliding, Natural 

French, mutual69, variety positions sex, some extra fantasy and 

Unrushed service. I will dressing sexy lingerie, stocking and high heels here waiting for you. 

If you’re seeking some unrushed, naughty R&R, you've found the right place.

Hi, I’m Mandy - I adore nothing more than creating encounters that are not only memorable, but are uniquely ours, in all the ways you desire... Although I'm Sydney based, I'm excited to be coming back to Wollongong this week (from Wednesday 4th til Sunday 7th November) so hope we can meet sometime x

If we haven't met before, a little bit about me and my service..

STATS (the basics!)

AGE:   Late thirties 

NATIONALITY:   Australian (Anglo-saxon & European descent)

DRESS SIZE:   6 (Athletic / Sporty)

HEIGHT:  160cm

HAIR:  Mid-length blonde - Naturally kinky when wet (how appropriate!)

BUST SIZE:  B-C Cup (enhanced)

GROOMING:   Landing strip 

SEXUAL PREFERENCE: Heterosexual (although I do enjoy indulging in mixed company - such a couples - when the chemistry feels right)

MYSELF IN A FEW WORDS:   Curious, down-to-earth, optimistic, low-maintenance, introspective, fun!

I'm not a fan of boxes, or checklists - however, I feel the combination of the right chemistry, mixed with mutual respect between like-minded company is key to creating a delicious and memorable encounter in this arena (be this for a short or long interlude - which is all part of the adventure - both in and out of the bedroom)

Please feel free to peruse through my website if you'd like to read more about me, otherwise my rates listed below are all inclusive of my Sensual Girlfriend Experience ("SGFE") which I feel is an indulgent mix of playful passion, and naughty fun! x

(When making an appointment, unless you address otherwise, I will assume this is the type of service you are seeking).

I do also offer Raunchy Girlfriend Experience ("RGFE") service, which is a more intense level of play, where we can delve into areas such as anal play on me, at my discretion, or you (toys and strap-on available), and personal areas of kink (ideal for those who know what they want, and what they enjoy).

This level of service starts at $400 for 30 minutes, or $800 for 1 hour.

Anal (on me) is available as an extra on its own (to my "SGFE" rate) @ $200 (regardless of the time) if you are otherwise seeking a less intense experience to this.

Payment can be made on the day by Beem It or Cash.

Also, please do note - Out of discretion for you, if you text or call me, and I cannot get back to you by 6pm that business day, I will not attempt to contact you until you reach out again (unless you advise it's ok to do so, thank you x).  

INCALL DAYTIME RATES (til 6pm, please see standard rate for the evening x)

Sensual Girlfriend Experience ("SGFE")

30 minutes - $300

45 minutes - $400

1 hour - $500

90 minutes - $750

2 hours - $1000

3 hours - $1400

Raunchy Girlfriend Experience ("RGFE")

30 minutes - $400

45 minutes - $600

1 hour - $800

90 minutes - $1200

2 hours - $1500

OUTCALLS - 1 hour minimum (must include travel fare)

To arrange a booking, please call or text x 

Please advise:

- Your name & age

- When you'd like to book for, and how long

- Any questions you might have, and 

If I am ok to reply to you any time, or a particular time. -

(If you do not state this and I am unable to reply by 6pm that day, I will not respond to your message, out of discretion for you)

CALL / TEXT:  0451 928 420

PLEASE NOTE - I do not offer natural sex under any circumstances.

I do not offer filming

All services are offered at my discretion and are dependant on your good manners, hygiene and level of mutual respect. 

Advanced bookings are fine to make (deposits are not necessary unless +90 mins, however you must confirm the morning of the day as agreed upon, otherwise I will assume cancelled)

You're welcome to try me last minute too, however if I'm busy I obviously won't be able to get back to you straight away

🍆💦 WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, BABY BOY – HOPE U BROUGHT A SNACK 🍑👅

listen here u beautiful disaster

I'm 43. that's not old – that's FINE WINE WITH A KICK 🍷💥 been around the block so many times I painted the fuckin' lines myself. my pussy's got more miles than a rental car but she still purrs like a fuckin' kitten when the right hands show up. 💋

u think some 22yo instagram princess knows what to do with a real dick? HA. they still giggle n blush when u grab their hips. cute. adorable. boring. 😂

me? I been suckin' dick since before u knew what a hard-on was, baby. my throat's got muscle memory that'd make u weep. I don't gag – I greet. 👅🔥

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LEMME TELL U 'BOUT MY TUESDAY – shit got WILD 👇

so I'm at this dingy lil diner – the one with the sticky floors n coffee that tastes like regret – n this scruffy mechanic slides into the booth next to me. grease under his nails. smelled like gasoline n cheap cologne. I was already wet. 🫦

he's all shy n shit – "ma'am can I get u anything" – I looked him dead in the eye n said "yeah, a fork. so I can eat u alive." 😈

dude turned BEET RED. I dragged him to the bathroom. bent over that sink that barely worked. hiked my skirt up. he ate my cunt like it was his last meal on death row – sloppy n desperate – I had to bite my own fist so the whole diner didn't hear me scream. 🌊💦

then I returned the favor. dropped to my knees right there on that gross tile floor. sucked his soul out through his dick. he came so hard he nearly slipped in his own mess. I just laughed. wiped my mouth with a napkin. walked out n ordered pie. 🥧😏

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SO HERE'S THE DEAL – MY RULES, MY MOOD, MY MESS:

👉 u wanna shove that thing down my throat till my eyes water n I'm droolin' all over ur balls? fuck yes. I'll deepthroat u like I'm tryna win a trophy. 🤢🍆💦

👉 u wanna eat my old wet pussy from the back till I'm screamin' so loud my neighbor pounds on the wall? bring a towel, princess – I soak through sheets like a broken dishwasher. 🌊👅💧

👉 u wanna 69 till we both forget our own names? get down here. I'll sit on ur face while I choke on ur dick. perfect chaos. absolute fuckin' art. 😜🔄

👉 u wanna flip me over n drill me against the headboard? yeah u do. my pussy's been around long enough – she knows what she wants. n she wants u to fill my hole.🍑💦

👉 u wanna cum on my tits? my face? my saggy belly that's seen some shit? go ahead, Picasso. paint me like one of ur dirty dreams. just don't expect me to hang it on my wall. 🎨💦

👉 u wanna bring a friend? double trouble, double fun. just don't expect me to remember either of ur names by the time I kick u out. I'll call u both "sweetheart" n u'll like it. 🤷🏻‍♀️👬

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lemme paint u a picture since ur brain's small n ur dick's big: 🖼️

u knock. I don't say hi. I grab ur shirt n yank u inside like I'm pullin' a donkey. 🚪🫏

ur back hits my bed before u can blink. pants? gone. I'm already on my knees with ur dick in my mouth like I've been starvin' for a week. 💀👅

then I flip over – ass up, face down – n tell u to eat my cunt like a good little mutt. don't stop till my legs shake n I'm callin' u every dirty name I know. 🐶🍑

then I ride u. my tits slappin' ur chin. my hips movin' like I'm tryna win a rodeo. u hold on or u get thrown off – I don't give a flyin' fuck. 🏍️💥

I'll whisper nasty shit in ur ear. call u a good boy. call u a filthy pig. call u whatever makes u blow that load all over my wrinkled hands. 🫦💦

wanna finish on my lips? my laugh lines? my gray hairs that I earned?? be my guest. I'll lick myself clean just to watch ur stupid face melt. 😛

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💬 ONE MORE THING – I AIN'T UR MOMMY N I AIN'T UR THERAPIST

I'm here to get wrecked, then kick ur ass out so I can nap in my own wet spot. 😴

so DON'T FUCKIN' CALL ME. I won't pick up. probably got some other dude's dick in my mouth or buried between my legs. 📵👄🍆

TEXT ME. like a civilized little pervert. ✉️

I'll hit u back when I'm done ruinin' the guy before u. maybe ur next. maybe u'll jerk off alone tonight like a loser. 🤷🏻‍♀️😘 who knows. I'm a mystery wrapped in a crop top.

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💰 PAYMENT SHIT – LISTEN UP CUZ I AIN'T UR BANK:

CASH 💵 – fold it nice n leave it on the table like a good little slut-boy.

PAYID – INSTANT ONLY ⚡

if that shit says "pending" or "delayed" or "lemme check my wallet" – I don't give a flyin' fuck. 🚫⏳

it gets ignored. deleted. laughed at while I finger myself n watch reality TV.

I ain't got time for ur broke-ass games. my cunt ain't a fuckin' layaway plan. 💀

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Indah

43 years of dirty. still the nastiest MILF u'll ever forget – if ur lucky enough to get in. 😈👵💦

now text me, handsome. I'm waitin'. 📱💋