Evans Head Escorts & Adult Services

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fuckin’ listen up, yeah?

name’s Shakira. 28. Trash with a dirty grin n’ a pussy that’s basically a heat-seeking missile 🚀

i ain’t here to hold your hand or whisper sweet nothings.

i’m here to wreck u so good u forget your own name – then kick u out with a smirk n’ a cigarette 🚬

so stop readin’ like a little bitch n’ get ready for some real nasty shit 💩 (not that kinda nasty, u pervs – i mean the good kinda wet mess)

here’s how i broke a dude last Month… 🥵

Jan. heatwave so bad even my ice cubes were cryin’.

my AC? dead as a doornail. so i call a repair guy – shows up all lanky, sweat stains under his arms like two little rivers 🌊

me? i’m just hangin’ around in a wet ass tank top (no bra – duh) n’ a thong that’s basically a fuckin’ suggestion. like three strings n’ hope.

he’s tryna check the thermostat. but i’m “accidentally” leanin’ over him, my tits practically drippin’ on his toolbox 🧰

he’s all red ears n’ shaky hands – adorable, really.

then he just… snaps.

grabs my hips, throws me on the couch like i weigh nothin’, buries his face between my legs like it’s the last meal on earth 🍽️

and holy SHIT – that man ate me out like he was starvin’ for a week. sloppy, loud, tongue all over the place. i screamed so hard my neighbor texted “u ok?” i just replied “never better ” 😂

then i climbed on top n’ rode him like a stolen dirtbike – his hands on my waist, my nails diggin’ into his chest. came twice just from that. then he flipped me over (missionary but who’s countin’) n’ we finished so sweaty the couch looked like a slip-n-slide 💦

he fixed the AC after. barely.

but who gives a fuck? i was already melted.

that’s the kinda vibe i bring, baby.

not some stiff doll. not some princess.

i’m the girl who’ll whisper dirty shit in your ear while i grind so slow u think u gonna explode 🍆💥

u want a slutty little firecracker who laughs when she chokes?

who’ll let u pull her hair n’ spank her till she giggles?

who’ll look u dead in the eye while she’s on her knees n’ say “that all u got?” 😈

yeah. that’s me.

💰 payment shit (don’t be dumb):

cash only. or PAYID – instant only 🚫 delayed or pending transfers? fuck off, i ain’t your bank.

money first, play later. no exceptions. don’t test me.

📱 don’t fuckin’ call me.

i won’t pick up. i’m either sleepin’, eatin’, or gettin’ my back blown out by some rando 😘

text me.

i’ll reply when i’m not busy makin’ another dude see god.

so here’s the deal:

u text me a dirty thought.

i decide if u deserve this wet, wild, messy little nightmare. 🖤

if not? go jerk off to porn. i don’t care.

— Shakira 🦇💋

Yo. I’m Mei. 👋

45 years old. Yeah, that’s right – half a century of dirty wisdom packed into a body that still makes boys cry n’ men beg. 🍑💋

Don’t expect no fancy lady bullshit from me. I ain’t here to sip tea n’ talk feelings. I’m here to fuckin’ devour u – then kick ur sorry ass out so I can nap. 😴

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Lemme tell u somethin’ that happened 2 months ago – cuz this is the energy u get with me:

JAN heatwave from hell, my AC’s been dead for three days. Sweat’s drippin’ off my tits like a leaky faucet. This lanky repair dude shows up – armpits lookin’ like two wet raccoons. I answer the door in a soaked-ass tank top (no bra, obviously) n’ a thong that’s basically a fuckin’ dental floss challenge. 🥵

He’s tryna act professional, checkin’ the thermostat. But I’m leanin’ over him – my sweat’s literally ploppin’ onto his tool belt. He’s turnin’ red like a tomato. Finally he just SNAPS – shoves me onto the couch, rips my panties off with his teeth (yeah, the dude’s got skills). Then he gives me the messiest, wettest, loudest head of my entire damn life. I’m screamin’ so hard my neighbor texts “u ok?” – bitch I’m FANTASTIC. 🤪

After I came three times from his tongue alone, he wraps his shit up (cuz I ain’t stupid) n’ takes me missionary while the dead fan spins above us like a useless ceiling jewelry. I come two more times. He fixed the AC after. Barely. 😂

That’s the kinda wild shit u get when u call me. Not some starfish deadfish.

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I ain’t gonna pretend I’m a “graceful lady” – nah. I’m that 45yo MILF who knows exactly where ur dick wants to be before u do. 💅

I’ll ride u like a stolen Harley – bounce on that cock till u see stars n’ beg me to slow down (I won’t). Or bend u over my couch n’ make u watch yourself in the mirror while I take what I want. 🛋️💦

Wanna shove my face into the mattress n’ pound me from behind? Go ahead – but don’t cry when u can’t walk straight after.

Wanna lay back n’ let me do all the work? Fine by me – I’ll drain every drop n’ leave u twitchin’.

I love havin’ a wet face – so if u got a tongue, use it. I’ll grind on ur mouth ‘til my legs shake. 😛

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💰 Payment – don’t waste my time:

Cash 💵 or PAYID (instant only – if it says “pending” or “delayed” I’m ghostin’ ur ass. No joke.)

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📱 Hit me up by TEXT only.

I ain’t answerin’ calls while I’m busy gettin’ my back blown out by some other lucky bastard. I’ll text u back when I’m done – could be 5 mins, could be 5 hours. Deal with it. 😘

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I’m Indepent , Private. Discreet? Yeah, sure – but also loud as fuck if u do it right.

Come over or don’t. I really don’t give a shit. But if u do… bring water. U gonna need it. 💧

– Mei 🦊

The 45yo chaos u didn’t know u needed

Hello guys, Horny Busty Girl NEWLY Arrived now for 1 WEEK Only~

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I am one playful and captivating escort that has the perfect personality and attributes to make your time with me one of the most exhilarating experiences in your life!

Hosting & Working myself to please you with my size 7 body with impressive F cup breast, toned long legs and soft silky skin are certainly going to impress you and heighten your desire to boiling point.

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My beauty is that of a supermodel and you can be certain that when you are with me that will turn the heads of everyone around us make you feel like a powerful and successful man.

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*** Full Service ***⭐

$150 for 30 mins

$250 for 60 mins

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Outcall to visit you is from $450/60mins

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Dear my handsome customers

My name is Piera, I am a Beautiful ,Sexy and young. 29 years old 5’2/55 . I am Asian background. I like to serve you the fantasy massage and extra .Try me and have a good time together. But if you like some another extra service don’t be afraid to ask. 

Traditional massage

Oil Massage

Swedish Massage

Foot & Foot Reflexology Massage

Remedial Massage

Hot stone Massage 

Hot oil Massage 

Rate for massage service And extra Service 

30  mins $250

45  mins $300

60  mins $400

90  mins $650

 **after 12 am deposit needs

**Out call available start from 1 hour price start from $700

Deposit needs

👯‍♀️ Crossdressing tutorial available now.👯‍♀️

I can help you to feel your feminine side.

You will be beautiful with makeup ,Feel comfortable with wig and look sexy with women dress

** including some drinking, talking or you can design.

minimum 1 hour $450

90 minutes 650

2 hours $800 more popular 

video call

15 mins $150

30 mins $200

 Location: Newcastle / Hamilton

Any questions and more details  please ask away.

     **booking by only text**

1. Please Text me your Name, Age
2. Your Background
3. Duration of the booking (how long)
4. The time that works best for you

sorry if I don’t reply your message that mean I am busy, you don’t follow my rules or I thought you are time waster.

For full service price

30 mins 200

45 mins 220

60 mins 250

Beautiful busty peach. Classy with a wild sexy side that is highly addictive.

Incall location is Cessnock

my service is a porn star experience . It is highly rated and recommended ...

it is more an experience than a service and one you will not forget . It covers majority except analas it is an extra . Plz txt me for any questions . Please don’t expect me to continuously txt as it is very time consuming . Make your enquiry a and bookings an easy process to guarantee your booking 😊

Sensual, Sophisticated & Seductive 💋

📞 Text message is the best form of contact

My photos are 100% genuine but have been slightly edited to ensure my privacy is respected.

When contacting me PLEASE ensure you include the following:

• Your name

• Preferred day to meet

• Preferred time to meet

• Duration of booking

• Preferred service  

PLEASE MAKE YOUR REQUEST POLITE AND CLEAR OTHERWISE YOU WILL NOT GET A RESPONSE

NO CALLER ID WILL NOT BE ANSWERED AND TIME WASTERS WILL HAVE THERE NUMBER BLOCKED & BLACK LISTED

****. ABOUT ME … IN MY OWN WORDS ******^*^^

 Hi I’m Candy

I’m happy , silly and I don’t take myself too seriously . I like to live life authentically and unapologetically and like to embrace all the things that make me unique . And I’m constantly following signs from the universe 

I’m prob too honest , too enthusiastic and extremely open minded so I’m fascinated to learn about people’s journeys and what makes them different . 

I’m extremely strong mentally and try and be in a state of internal consciousness at all times , I do a lot of personal growth , mindfulness and meditation. 

Peoples opinions , perceptions or judgments have very little effect on how I feel about myself . Which is nxt level freedom and confidence and something that most people will never achieve . 

And progress , learning and evolving internally is what makes me feel alive

I genuinely love meeting people and I’m extremely capable of blowing minds . I actually believe I was destined to be on this job , I completely understand how some may find this hard to understand.

I’m extremely easy going , my confident yet straight forward , slightly silly approach puts people at ease instantly . I seem to have some form of gift that enables me to connect with almost anyone . And I’m also demisexual which means I’m not attracted to someone’s exterior . So it could be that I can see the beauty in anyone that allows me to do the job so easily .

Iv never been disrespected on the job and I’m definitely good at what I do . I’m not quiet like most and would never conduct myself like I’m any better than anyone …

but my statistics would state that I rarely see a client and they not come back again 😊 

 In my own words continued …

My STORY

 My journey as an infj 

My entire life I always felt like there was something different about me , my first serious relationship started when I was 19 , we brought a house done all the thing society says you need to be happy . It lasted 9 years and I got so caught up trying to be someone I wasn’t I ended up trapped in a web of lies , not only to others but to myself . 

Once those lies came out it felt like I was so set free by the truth , I believe it triggered something inside of me , some may call it a spiritual awakening . 

The beginning of this journey I thought that it was a faith I was searching for , I looked into so many different religions, I read the bible but didn’t find any answers . Although was extremely insightful. 

I done a lot of personal growth mental strength , mindfulness , meditation ect as I had always been incline to do this . 

I remember figuring out that my intuition was extreme and I was an extreme empath and I actually cried .. It felt like a curse . I didn’t want to be so hyper aware of other people’s feelings and I realised how much of an impact it plays on my life . 

Anyhow I do believe I had a big bang moment and I realised I was search for a faith . I was searching for faith within myself to be exactly authentically unapologetically myself .

And become so comfortable with exactly who I am , other people’s options perceptions judgments consumed my mind almost none existent. Iv never felt like I wanted to fit in or pretend to be anything but me since then . And honestly it’s a whole new level of freedom once you can reach that level . It’s the closest iv felt to untouchable to date . 

Anyhow once I become so comfortable with myself I had a strange sequence of events that lead me to become a high class escort . 

I’m so fascinated by learning and seeing about other people’s life’s and stories , and every person i meet feels like I was there for them to teach me something or sometimes I have something to teach them  ..  

I have the ability to create and make people comfortable instantly and I have the ability to have some form of connection to people . Sometimes I just talk and feel like I’m more of a therapist and I genuinely believe I’m helping people discover things about themselves interally … 

I had not heard of the test before but took it when I got home . I briefly scrolled through results but didn’t pay much attention as it was late and I was tired . 

Anyhow about 2 weeks later all of a sudden the results to the test were in my face in the most unexplainable way and it was then I read it properly . It was mind blowing to me to find these results and I think I actually cried . My entire life I had researched and tried so hard to figure out things about myself and reading the results was absolutely mind blowing to me . I couldn’t and still can’t believe it and will probably always be fascinated and researching more and more . I seek knowledge and study more and more all the time I think it’s 

 Your love hole is so nice   DAVID

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 "The sex you provided was the best I have ever had." DARREN 

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"The sex you provided was the best I have ever had." DARREN 

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My name is TAIWAN APPLE.

I am a lady from TAIWAN offering you a VERY EXCITING EXPERIENCE!

I am eager to please you and make sure you will have a great time and see me often as a regular client. 

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We caught up just before Xmas last year & the sex you provided was the best I have ever had. I have been very keen to do it again ever since. DARREN.

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With JESSIE, what you see is what you get.       PETER 

The best Asian girl ever 

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I am Chinese.

I like to please you and make sure you will have a great time and see me often as a regular client.

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I OFFER

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