Fernhill Female Escorts

Hi Babe,

I'm Jasmine—a slim but perfectly curved, flirty, horny Italian pocket rocket. I'm here to please you.

Boundaries: No anal. No squirting. No Creampie.. All attitude. 💋

🔥 Quick Play Services (15 - 30 Mins)

Perfect for when you just need a fast release. Bbj or fs $150/$200

Sensual massage with happy ending: Melt away that tension.30/45/1hr

Sloppy, eager blowjobs: I'll drain you dry and send you back smiling.15min

Foot fetish play: Worship these pretty feet or watch them work you over.30/45/1hr

Toy show: Watch me fuck myself with my collection while you stroke. 15/30min

Full Services✨

My 15-Minute Quickie: Hard & Dirty Lunch Break Special — $200

I know you're busy, but your cock needs what it needs. I’m packing my hardest, filthiest moves into one fast, no-nonsense session just for you. I’m stripping fast, spreading quick, and taking it rough exactly how I like it—hard pounding, deep grinding, and dirty talk that'll make you explode before your break ends. No time wasted, no holding back.

My 30-Minute GFE: Sweet, Sensual & Deeply Satisfying — $250

Let’s slow things down and really enjoy each other. With a full half-hour together, we don't have to rush. I want to give you a genuine Girlfriend Experience that lets us connect and unwind. We'll start with light, teasing kisses and a relaxing, sensual massage—you can massage me, let me massage you, or we can take turns exploring each other's skin. As the tension builds, we'll move into intimate oral and mutual masturbation to get us both completely ready. Then, we’ll dive into safe, passionate sex in multiple positions.

The Deluxe 45-Minute GFE: Pure Connection & Passion — $350

If you want the ultimate escape, this is it. Forty-five minutes gives us all the time we need to build real chemistry, relax, and completely lose ourselves in each other. We’ll establish a beautiful vibe right from the start with light, tender kissing and a deep, sensual massage. Once we’re completely relaxed, we’ll turn up the heat with oral play and mutual masturbation, building up a beautiful, intense craving. When we’re ready for the main event, we can take our time exploring safe sex in multiple positions. No rush, no timers counting down—just pure, passionate connection.

😈 Premium XXX / PSE Sessions

FULL SERVICE XXX / PSE

30 mins: $450 | 45 mins: $550

The ultimate hardcore session. Includes blowjob with gagging, deep throat, face-fucking, ball sucking and licking, 69ing 🍌🍆, and COVERED SEX in multiple positions. Things get rough with spanking, light hair pulling, and strangling. Ends with COB (no face).

SUCK, LICK & POUND MY PUSSY

30 mins: $450 | 45 mins: $650

(Multiple shots allowed)

Suck and lick my pussy, finger it, and feel me get soaking wet. Play and use my toys, or put your hard cock in and FUCK ME HARD. Pull out and CUM ON ME! 💦💦💦

Longer Bookings available for outcall

💎 Extras Menu

COB: $50

COF: $100

CIMWS: $100

CIM: $50

GS (on you): $100

Roleplay: $100 (Teacher or Secretary costumes only. Others available on request, extra $ required).

📍 Logistics & Booking Rules

Location: I work independently and change locations between the City and Inner West. Address is only given once the service and all other details are confirmed.

Outcalls: All outcalls require you to cover my travel expenses.

No Negotiations: My prices are firm.

No Private Calls: Blocked numbers will be ignored.

How to Book: Text me your Name, Service, Length of time, and What time you're after.

Patience: Please be understanding if I can't reply immediately. I will get back to you, babe. Please don't just take my number to ask questions—this ad has all the answers and my photos!

Chat soon 💋💋

My passionate,intimate girlfriend experience will surely blow your mind.

I am a genuine escort and take pride in myself if you are a genuine man looking to spend some time with me please feel free to contact me

Cute Sexy Girl Waiting to please you !

What's included in my service: 

Girl friend experience

affectionate cuddling

shower for two

 69

good suck

Dirty talk

different positions

erotic massage / body rub

Im a naughty, sexy, bubbly babe with a gorgeous smile

I am a woman who loves giving and making those around me feel comfortable and happy.

My passionate,intimate girlfriend experience will surely blow your mind.

I have dark brown eyes beautiful long hair and a curvy body with soft 

smooth skin with all natural assets in the right places !!

I am a 22-year-old Sexy lady, with full lips, D breasts ! I’m classy, playful, fun, open minded and my only desire is to make your fantasies come true.

I highly value my own protection as well as yours, therefore I do not provide any unsafe, natural services. Please don't ask me to make an exception, especially not during our time together.

For bookings please be patient if I’ve missed your call please just text me.

No time wasters please.

Private calls will not be answered

Professional companion with an unforgettable sensual touch 😘

About Me

Hello and welcome.

I’m a friendly, confident, and well-presented professional companion who enjoys creating enjoyable and memorable experiences for my clients. Whether you are looking for a fun time , you’re attending a dinner, social event, corporate function, special occasion, or simply looking for great company and conversation, I provide a relaxed, respectful, and engaging experience.

I take pride in being approachable, genuine, and easy to talk to. My interests include travel, fitness, dining, music, business, and exploring new experiences. I enjoy meeting people from all walks of life and creating a comfortable atmosphere where clients can unwind and enjoy quality companionship.

Services

• Social companionship
• Dinner dates
• Event and function attendance
• Corporate events
• Travel companionship
• Sightseeing and local experiences
• Coffee and casual meetups
• Special occasions and celebrations

What You Can Expect

• Professional and discreet service
• Excellent communication
• Friendly and outgoing personality
• Punctual and reliable attendance
• Respectful and non-judgmental company
• A polished and well-groomed presentation
• Genuine conversation and connection

Interests

• Travel
• Fine dining
• Fitness and wellness
• Music and entertainment
• Business and entrepreneurship
• Cars and motorsports
• Outdoor adventures
• Cultural events

Reviews

★★★★★ – Michael T.

“An absolute pleasure to spend time with. Friendly, professional, and easy to talk to. Made the entire evening enjoyable and stress-free.”

★★★★★ – Daniel R.

“Fantastic company from start to finish. Great conversation, punctual, and very personable. Highly recommended.”

★★★★★ – James W.

“Exceeded expectations. Warm, genuine, and professional throughout our booking. Looking forward to booking again.”

★★★★★ – Andrew S.

“Excellent communication and a great personality. Made me feel comfortable immediately and was wonderful company.”

★★★★★ – Chris M.

“Professional, engaging, and fun to be around. A truly enjoyable experience and exactly as described.”

I am 28 years old, dress size 8 and stand at 5ft6 tall.

I am a lonely housewife,I need a good fuxk.

Benefit from me,i am experienced, and we can try lots of different things.i am fun and love lots of parties.

My skin tone is tan and my figure is tone. I have naturally long black hair, dark brown eyes and a contagious smile.

My service is always high class and discrete. I travel to your home, work or hotel or I am hosting in sydney.

My photos are recent and genuine.

I am a independent escort.

Additional price information

GFE

* includes body massage, mutual oral (69), natural oral, kissing, cuddling, multiple positions and multiple shots

PSE

* includes natural oral, DFK, spanking, slapping, choking, gagging, hair pulling, anal play on you and multiple shots.

EXTRAS

COB, COF, toys, role play, dirty talk, digital service, fantasy & fetishes, doubles, couples and over-night stays.

Hourly rate will be lowered for longer/extended bookings.

Hi Gentleman, ☎️.I am sure if you see me in the person, you will like me so much coz. I am exactly same in those photos .Don’t hesitate to call me if you have any questions.

i am extremely naughty and hot girl which are personality cuties and sexist sometimes depends on who looks at me i believe gives us the advantages and badly over other. I am confident i would look after you well very that you won’t be disappointed.

 DON'T PAY ANY MONEY UPFRONT.PAY ONLY AFTER WE MEET.

WE BOTH WANT TO BE REAL.

^.^ Gorgeous stunning with natural real Bcup nice firm breast , curvy, very friendly and happy girl. I'm hot babe with sexy look perfect . I offer the best service . Relaxation get tired from work Come and visit me . I provide my service in luxuries discrete , private and nice place .

You will always be greeted with me dressed in a stylish choice of lingerie, stockings, heels and makeup.

I am playful and fun girl, passionate with sex. I can be your sweetheart or your wild sexy kitten. I'm sure you will enjoy my company.

With my model body, I can do great service for you, Happy to give and receive to cater your need and fantasies. 

I will make you never forget that we've been together. I will give unrushed time, share a drink, conversation and fun times

 LATINA

Hey there

I’m 28 year old glamour model with a cheeky, wild side and an enthusiasm for everything life has to offer. I pride myself on curating personal experiences where there are no outside distractions, where for just a while, it's only about us.

I genuinely enjoy time spent with like-minded, kind and compassionate people. Smiles, laughter and jokes guaranteed. Intimate and saucy porn star experiences are my specialty experience, as it's always fun to create an authentic, personal encounter.

A natural conversationalist, the experience I provide often extends beyond just mind blowing intimacy.. but who says we can't enjoy both.

From something short, sweet & steamy, to a full night of passion, I offer experiences to cater to most appetites. I embrace my sensuality & sexuality & truly enjoy sharing this part of myself.

Often described as petite or "Doll Sized" I stand at only 156 with a size 6 , SD cup bust and round, squatted amazing peachy derriere. The features that I'm most complimented on are my honey green seductive eyes & softy, pouty lips. Full blooded Brazilian . I humbly accept the compliment of bearing the likeness of a traditional fit latina bomb shell.

Girl on fire

Gorgeous blond 100% Latina Bombshell ;

Addictive Latina Doll Indulgence

So, what are you waiting for ?

APPOINTMENTS ONLY VIA TEXT (MESSAGES). No Calls No WhatsApp

My online pictures are verified and 100% real.

Everyone must take a shower before starting the service

Abusive and disrespectful behaviour is not tolerate and the appointment will be cancelled.

Rates

GIRL FRIEND EXPERIENCE (GFE)          

Light kissing 

HJ

BJ

Doggy style

Sensual Nude Full body

Oil massage

Multiple positions

Sensual massage 

Sexy lingerie

Spanish 

Oral on me

•30M $ 400

*45 M $500

•1 Hr $600

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PORN STAR SERVICE (PSE)

All Included in GFE PLUS 

Tantric massage

Natural Oral (BBBJ)

69

Facesitting

Deep throat

DATY

COB

COF

Multiple Shots 

BLS

DFK 

Foot fetish

Domination simple

Pompoarism

•30M $600

•1 Hr $800

Double straight with my girlfriend - 90 min $2000

Double lesbian with my girlfriend - 1h min $2000

RIMING OR ANAL ON YOU (includes All GFE plus PSE services)

1h 1300$

30min 900$

Play Roles (dominant, teacher, spanking and hair pulling, etc) 

FROM 800$ 

I am toned and take good care of my body. I love meeting new people and genuinely.

I am Sexy and Naughty. I'm 22 years of age, and size 6. I'm very bubbly 

and fun to be around and can easily hold an intelligent conversation. I am from Thailand and love dancing.

call or text me at , waiting to see you darling..

I keep fit , I love my sit ups, and skipping probably where I got my height since i was young :) It's more for you to enjoy

• Asian Slim Body with a nice firm ass

• I am very lean so I am light to handle

• I have a deep seductive look I like to stare at you while we ride

• Clean down below and it's a tight afair

• My hair is silky black against my tanned long body

• A handfull sized Perky breasts

Love to moan slightly as we kick off and elevate this till you pass out with a smile :)

I offer the ultimate girlfriend experience and love to pamper and be pampered. 

I hope I intrigue you.....Leaving you wanting to know more.

Great top enjoyable full service: kiss and cuddle, erotic massage, body rub and sliding, Natural 

French, mutual69, variety positions sex, some extra fantasy and 

Unrushed service. I will dressing sexy lingerie, stocking and high heels here waiting for you. 

Hello gentleman,

I'm Janeffer, stunning European background female raised in South America, 32 yr old girl, 170cm tall, athletic body shape, olive skin, beautiful brown eyes and natural amazing smile. 

My impeccable grooming, erotic intelligence and beauty brings a rare blend of sensuality, offering more than a meeting, but a delightful, pleasured and personalised companionship. You won't come to me for a "quick fix" but intimacy that lingers.

One of my shades in bed: I get wild as seeing a man sexually aroused, it excites me to the point of reaching an incredible orgasm for me and for you. I'm elegant but very femme fatale in bed. I, highly recommend you to have an encounter with me, experiment premium-level GFE or PSE intimacy and luxury companionship, presence with emotional intelligence, providing connection, enthusiasm and complete satisfaction.I have a lovely place on my own by the beach, an discrete, indulgent, very pleasant place and time you can explore with me. 

Please, check the rates for individual experiences. Also, I offer packages for: box party, closing contract with clients, Xtms and NYE parties for companies

Please scroll down to have a look at the services:

INCALL services: 

GFE 1h 550$

30min 400$ 

PSE 

1h 800$

30min 700$ 

RIMING OR ANAL ON YOU (includes All GFE plus PSE services)

1h 1500$

30min 1400$

ANAL SEX OR RIMMING ON ME (includes All GFE plus PSE services)

1h 1000$ 

30 min 900$

SPECIAL LINGERIE REQUEST PLUS ACCESSORIES/SEX TOYS

FROM 700$

Play Roles (dominant, teacher, fucking face, spanking and hair pulling, etc) 

FROM 900$ 

OUT CALL SERVICES : 

ADD 400$ on top of the price

Example: 1h 950$ GFE or 1100$ PSE

1h minimum plus 250$ deposit fee in advance

SOCIAL MEETINGS are charged as OUTCALLS 

Example: 

1h dinner restaurant - 900$ 

1h nude beach - 1000$ 

NO sex or kisses in public are included 

LUXURY PARTY BOOKINGS

ROSES' pack

Sensual in call 2hours, 2 girls, drinks and finger food - 5K 

LILLYS' pack

1) Relaxing hotel room, call 2 hours, 2 girls, drinks and finger food - 7K

2) Luxury hotel room, call 4 hours, 2 girls, drinks and finger food - 15K

KINGS' CASTLE luxury and discreet call, 8 hours: 50k, for further information about this package please text me

HIGHSeas' luxury and discreet call, 4 to 8 hours: from 32k, for further information about this package please text me

IMPORTANT: 

Prices are not negotiable for 1h booking or less. Please do not insist‼️

Prices are negotiable only from 3 hours booking‼️

TIME IS UP but want to stay more!? New payment but NO EXTRA TIME. IF No payment = no booking. Please ‼️

‼️ Payment: payid or cash ONLY

MUST do payment when ARRIVING ✔️

Visual health check✔️

Short and clean nails, shaved pubs area is a must for pleasure✔️

Poor oral hygiene, black teeth is not acceptable for liking or any contact with my skin✔️

All services include sex EXCEPT SOCIAL MEETINGS✔️

Hello my pets,

You may address me as Miss Tilly. A former dancer, I understand the power of movement, control… and exquisite flexibility. My discipline shapes an athletic form, but it is my command of presence that will truly captivate you. I stimulate the mind first—the body follows.

My Eastern European heritage gifts me a striking contrast of dark curls against sun-kissed skin. Do not mistake my petite frame for anything but precision. Every curve is a natural instrument of sensation, from the arch of my back to the strength in my hands. What you find is authentic, untamed, and meticulously maintained—a testament to the discipline I apply to my body, mind, and spirit.

I am a connoisseur of dynamics. A well-traveled, educated polyglot, I find as much pleasure in cunning conversation as in the silent language of a scene. I am drawn to those who offer genuine respect, intellectual generosity, and the intelligence to understand the transaction of power.

Anticipation is my art. The slow build of tension, the deliberate tease, the seduction of the will—this is where true longing is forged. I offer an experience that expands your boundaries, making you crave the revelation of what comes next.

I am versatile in my tastes and company, open to all genders and configurations. A true switch, I can morph from your object of devotion to the architect of your submission. I may choose to kneel, or I may choose the paddle. The illusion of choice is yours; the ultimate decision is mine.

I can be a captivating companion for an evening out, or the full embodiment of your deepest, most sensual fantasies. The first act of submission is initiative.

My skin tone is tan and my figure is tone. I have naturally long black hair, dark brown eyes and a contagious smile.

My service is always high class and discrete. I travel to your home, work or hotel or I am hosting in sydney.

very naughty and open minded woman who you will enjoy every minute of your time spending with me! I am a independent escort.

i would give u a relaxation massage before I start our naughty times in bed. 

Service list

• body stress relief, 
• Sensual teasing; 69.bbbj.
• kissing.cuddling and touching; 
• happy ending.sex in different positions
• Good body rub.multiple cums.

I will guarantee to please you. 

I only provide safe sex 

pls don't hesitate to contact me.

Welcome gentlemen.

First of all I need mention photos are mine. no drama. no issues. You get what you choose.

my name is Gucci.

I have more photos on my instagram/sosweetsugar you can add it.

or you can ask me to send you a face photo through the phone.

But pls stop asking me keep sending-i am not a charity or free service.

I am a very cheeky girl loves dancing.i love Tease the men. 

I have a very playful DD set which need thanks for my mom.

I am 25.still in university. I am single very horny girl.

I personally love my job. love meet new people. it has built myself a lot confidence in life.

With this much experience I feel my future husband is very lucky.

I love do please men, love to try different ways to please a men.

Make sure he want to see me again.

The only complaint from my regular is 'Gucci, why you can't come back tonight'

I am a very busy person.i always keep my customer happy.more rebook then new bookings.

I am very easy going and have a genuine desire to make our time together comfortable and relaxed.

If you like to know more about me and want to have a good laugh.

pls don't hesitate to contact me.

💎 HIGHLY REVIEWED & HIGHLY ADDICTIVE 💎

I am alone in Australia. I really need some love and someone can be my boyfriend.Text me even you just need a company.I feel the same.

Pls no timewasters.No Payment Need Before we meet each other.

I am a stunning 19 year old from Cambodian with perfect and soft and kissable lips, seductive, bright brown eyes and silky black hair. I carry flawless, golden skin, a tight, small body, natural breasts and an ass that you will want to eat all night. 

About me,I am a girl,young and adventurous friendly chick who loves sex so this the perfect job me.

I love touching and skin on skin. I love giving oral sex.....and I'm told I have a natural skill for it.

I look after myself and make sure that I always look my best. I dress sexy but classy and get turned on by wearing some of my extensive collection of lingerie. If u tell me what you like, I'll do my best to wear something pleasing.Like to try different things in life.

Services included Full body stress relief, Sensual teasing;Sexual cuddling and touching; and Full girl friend experience,kissing, cuddle, Sex in different positions, 69, 

french oral, and pretty lingerie, really sexy, wont let you down.

 Please ring me or text me on 

I am Looking forward to hearing from you soon.

Hello, I’m Juliette, a beautiful and hot 100% natural latina Girl 🔥companion.

I am warm, friendly and passionate about creating memorable experiences. No surgeries, all natural. Soft curves, toned body, beautiful skin, Passionate, feminine, affectionate, and confident. If you’re looking for an authentic, natural experience with a beautiful Latina, I’d love to meet you.

✨ Social Escort

✨ Dinner Companion

✨ Full Service

✨ Sensual Body Slide

✨ Full Oil Massage

✨ Happy Ending

✨ Sexy Lingerie

✨ English & Spanish

I value respect, hygiene and good manners, and I enjoy making my guests feel relaxed and comfortable from the moment we meet.

I look forward to meeting respectful gentlemen and creating an unforgettable experience together. 💋

BBBJ & Naughty wild party

Hi I’m Lulu Sexy Ass & full clean shaved pussy w/ deep throat sloppy BBBJ, naughty wild just arrived in town!

I am a sensual, experienced babe with a hot, and a nice ass, ready to spend time with you and please you.

Please msg me to know services and what I would love to do for you.

I am sweet but cheeky as well, warm and enjoy genuine connections - our time is all about you and I just want to make you happy! I can’t wait to meet you xxx

REAL PICTURES!! What you see is what you get if I’m not same in the picture don’t pay me!!

OVER NIGHT 5000$ （6 hrs over night with Pse）

PSE：1000 per hr： film like a porn star, sloppy bbbj, Cim, kissing as you are my boy friend, one dragon sev, unforgettable time etc###

 ⏰⏰All booking need small amount deposit from $50-200, if you canceled or not turn up for your booking，deposit is not refundable！

Payment： card 、cash、instant payid，🔥🔥🔥

hi gentlemen, SMS OR CALL .

I love pleasing people and will go the extra mile to suit your needs. I offer the full, deluxe girlfriend experience as well as being open to your kinks and sexual dreams. 

My body is curvy and fills out lingerie and form fitting clothes beautifully. I have all natural C cups which are soft and are made for kissing, touching and admiring. My lips are full, pouty and perfect for either kissing you or fulfilling your fantasies in other ways. 

Let me indulge your sensual and sexual fantasies. Although new to this, I am a very skilled and creative lover and will spoil you. I am what most men love. curvy, sweet, feminine, sexy and very friendly. I have been told I have an adorable personality. I hold all clients to a high standard of behaviour and respect, as you expect of me also. Now is the opportunity to spend time unrushed, unclothed and heavy breathing with me…

STATS:

Height: 5'5

Dress size: 6-7

Boobs: Yes, handful 

Eyes: Hazel

Hair: Naturally thick and long, brunette. 

I offer incalls to my lovely apartment (with no parking available), outcalls to central hotels. 

All prices listed are non-negotiable. 

💘 Love to party & having fun on bed.. Easy said, action speaks louder than words.

Welcome to my page..I hope you like the photos. They are all genuine and recent photos.I'm your stunning,exotic and Sexy Independent high class Escort girl.Let me take you into my world full of fantasie!

I am DEE 27 years old ,Friendly and open mind.

Booking number D.

Sz6, Slim body,165cm,

Fully shaven.love 69. Smooth.pretty face,

very sexy -Fun, Never rushed,

friendly and open mind.

My Service available

Passionate / Romantic Kissing

COB coming on breast

Oral/ TADY/ Dirty Talk

Testicular Tongue Massage

Variety of Positions

Mutual Masturbation

PSE-porn star experience

GFE-girl friend experience

COB Golden shower

* NO GREEK ; NO NATURAL SEX!

Hi I'm Bondage Mistress Lara May from Mauritius available on Whatsapp only. Long legs exotic with natural double D bust 👙

Sexting / Video Call WhatsApp 📱

up to 15 minutes from $180 / $250 Paid prior to session

✔️ Fantasy role play

✔️ Dirty talk (Mistress and sub)

✔️ Humiliation 

✔️ Degradation

✔️ Sissy play (optional)

✔️ Obedience training

✔️ $ubmission 💰

✔️ Foot Fetish 🦶 🦶

✔️ Cross dress for me (optional)

✔️ Finger your butthole 🍩

✔️ Masturbate command

Copy paste send the booking template on WhatsApp and get an upgrade to additional minutes. This is kinky bondage please follow instructions :)

Hi Lara May, my name is ……… Please send me your bank details for Video Call / Sexting. Thanks 

Non WhatsApp messages and All other texts will be auto deleted or responded with role play.*

Use the booking template send via WhatsApp only and without changing template format so I can reply to it. 

In call is by invitation only by me your Mistress upon good behaviour on WhatsApp Video Calls / Sexting.

This is BONDAGE, being obedient and doing as you’re told is all you need to do. Follow instructions like a good boy.

Thank you let's have lots of fun 😉

Important:

*Just relax and enjoy the role play. You must want an ASSERTIVE Fierce mistress & submissive slave experience.

This will be enjoyable if you like or want to be on the receiving end of things so be very sure mild to severe BDSM is what you want to experience..

This is a fantasy role play and it starts from the moment you text me.

During the session, it is Safe word friendly so you will be fine. Best to book and do as you’re told. I will know what to do…

#bdsm #bondage #kink #fetish

Yo. I’m Mei. 👋

45 years old. Yeah, that’s right – half a century of dirty wisdom packed into a body that still makes boys cry n’ men beg. 🍑💋

Don’t expect no fancy lady bullshit from me. I ain’t here to sip tea n’ talk feelings. I’m here to fuckin’ devour u – then kick ur sorry ass out so I can nap. 😴

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Lemme tell u somethin’ that happened 2 months ago – cuz this is the energy u get with me:

JAN heatwave from hell, my AC’s been dead for three days. Sweat’s drippin’ off my tits like a leaky faucet. This lanky repair dude shows up – armpits lookin’ like two wet raccoons. I answer the door in a soaked-ass tank top (no bra, obviously) n’ a thong that’s basically a fuckin’ dental floss challenge. 🥵

He’s tryna act professional, checkin’ the thermostat. But I’m leanin’ over him – my sweat’s literally ploppin’ onto his tool belt. He’s turnin’ red like a tomato. Finally he just SNAPS – shoves me onto the couch, rips my panties off with his teeth (yeah, the dude’s got skills). Then he gives me the messiest, wettest, loudest head of my entire damn life. I’m screamin’ so hard my neighbor texts “u ok?” – bitch I’m FANTASTIC. 🤪

After I came three times from his tongue alone, he wraps his shit up (cuz I ain’t stupid) n’ takes me missionary while the dead fan spins above us like a useless ceiling jewelry. I come two more times. He fixed the AC after. Barely. 😂

That’s the kinda wild shit u get when u call me. Not some starfish deadfish.

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I ain’t gonna pretend I’m a “graceful lady” – nah. I’m that 45yo MILF who knows exactly where ur dick wants to be before u do. 💅

I’ll ride u like a stolen Harley – bounce on that cock till u see stars n’ beg me to slow down (I won’t). Or bend u over my couch n’ make u watch yourself in the mirror while I take what I want. 🛋️💦

Wanna shove my face into the mattress n’ pound me from behind? Go ahead – but don’t cry when u can’t walk straight after.

Wanna lay back n’ let me do all the work? Fine by me – I’ll drain every drop n’ leave u twitchin’.

I love havin’ a wet face – so if u got a tongue, use it. I’ll grind on ur mouth ‘til my legs shake. 😛

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💰 Payment – don’t waste my time:

Cash 💵 or PAYID (instant only – if it says “pending” or “delayed” I’m ghostin’ ur ass. No joke.)

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📱 Hit me up by TEXT only.

I ain’t answerin’ calls while I’m busy gettin’ my back blown out by some other lucky bastard. I’ll text u back when I’m done – could be 5 mins, could be 5 hours. Deal with it. 😘

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I’m Indepent , Private. Discreet? Yeah, sure – but also loud as fuck if u do it right.

Come over or don’t. I really don’t give a shit. But if u do… bring water. U gonna need it. 💧

– Mei 🦊

The 45yo chaos u didn’t know u needed