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My gorgeous sexy body, all natural, well fitted and my teasing figure will wake up all your deepest fantasies and my nice attitude will charm you. Very friendly and very naughty

Attentive to all my client's needs and able to provide an exclusive and discrete service.

I love my work and this will be reflected in our bookings together. I never rushed and I have enough to make you happy! I’m passionate & addicting

I’m a Sweet mature and sensationally sexy girl full of fun and laughter. I love to make people smile and feel comfortable.

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Unleash Your Sensual Side

Indulge in a truly transformative experience that will ignite your passions and leave you feeling rejuvenated and revitalized. My erotic service is a journey into the depths of pleasure, where expert hands will guide you through a symphony of sensations that will awaken your senses and transport you to a realm of pure ecstasy.

A Personalized Experience

Tailored to your individual desires and preferences, ensuring that every touch is a source of pure delight. Whether you crave a gentle, sensual exploration or a more intense, passionate encounter, iwill cater to your every whim.

Benefits of Erotic Service

• Enhanced intimacy: Connect on a deeper, more sensual level.

• Stress relief: Escape the pressures of daily life and find solace in pure pleasure.

• Increased self-confidence: Rediscover your sensuality and embrace your inner desires.

• Improved physical health: Experience the physical and emotional benefits of a relaxing and invigorating massage.

I'm Commitment to Your Pleasure

I am dedicated to providing a safe, discreet, and unforgettable experience. My luxurious setting and attentive service will ensure that you feel pampered and cherished from the moment you step through my doors.

Unleash Your Sensual Side Today

Contact me to schedule your personalized erotic massage and embark on a journey of pure pleasure.

Now hitting days - for a special Rate, This week only!!!

** 30 minutes $250 or 60 minutes $500 **

Sunday 6pm- Midnight only * normal rates apply Midnight - 2am

Hello, I'm Ella 😘

Guess what... I have 3 sexy/naughty piercings - can you guess where they are? 🫢

I'm a captivating bisexual Australian redhead—natural curves, soft ivory skin with a few tattoos, effortlessly charming and just a little bit cheeky. With a warm, friendly nature and an authentic, bubbly personality.

I offer the perfect blend of elegance and relaxed comfort. Think of me as the ultimate girl-next-door—genuine, approachable, and someone who instantly puts you at ease because she genuinely enjoys her work (and wants you to enjoy your time with her too).

Whether it’s my inviting smile or playful energy, I create a space where you can fully unwind and be yourself. I take pride in offering a truly intimate, engaging experience—thoughtful, unrushed, and tailored *just for you*.

My focus is always on connection, comfort, cuddles, and quality. Every moment we share is meant to feel effortless and special. I look forward to creating something truly memorable with you 😘

Booking is easy:

I get busy so Versace from Luxxx Girls is available to answer any questions and help arrange a suitable time for your appointment. Her role is to assist me by manages enquiries based on my availability, and takes my bookings on my behalf.

This ensures clients receive prompt assistance when arranging a booking for today or a future date.

I do ask all my NEW clients for a quick screening process and a small deposit to secure your appointment. The deposit comes off the total amount due when you arrive or I arrive to you, so it simply confirms your booking and helps us manage availability. Versace from Luxxx Girls is available to answer any questions and help arrange a suitable time for your appointment.

My standard service: 30 mins $350, 60 minutes $550

Hop into a warm shower, in an upscale clean Serviced apartment, enjoying some tunes with light banter going into a service where I give you my complete attention, into sensual massage, gentle touch on you, a mind blowing oral on you into sex. All services are protected.

The ultimate Girl friend experience: $600 per hour

Includes: Shower together, sensual massage, sensual touch, light kissing, oral on me, hugging, oral on you (protected), passionate sex in multiple positions. Please note my out call services include this experience

Light PSE: $800 per hour

Includes: Light spanking, rimming on me, COB, toys on me, sloppy BJ (protected), 69, name calling, passionate sex in multiple positions

Doubles with one of the LUXXX Baddies In call 30 mins $900 60 mins $1300. Out calls Min 60 mins $1500

Girl on Girl extras is discussed *before starting* as consent and respecting boundaries is very sexy

Threesomess MFF & Couples is something I offer (I love being with couples!): please send V a text on 0422 355 127 for a package

Sensual Massage Text - subject to availability

In call 30 mins $250, 60 mins $350, Doubles extra $100 on top **

Outcall $450 hour (Min 2 hours + Uber to and from)

Unwind in a luxurious, private upscale apartment, or enjoy the convenience and comfort of your own home with our outcall service. Indulge in a sensual body-to-body massage experience, tailored to help you relax, recharge, and escape into complete comfort and pleasure.

We can add some extras in (discussed on arrival).

Group Or Individual Companion Social Hang outs - non sexual

(Recommended to give as much as possible) – 

Text for further information on pricing

Our tailored social companionship packages are designed for clients seeking a fun, relaxed, and memorable atmosphere in the comfort of their own home. Whether you’re hosting a private gathering, social event, celebration, or simply looking for great company and positive energy, we offer personalised individual and group experiences to suit your vibe.

Enjoy engaging conversation, entertainment, laughter, games, music, and a welcoming social environment created by our friendly and professional companions. Every booking is customised to your preferences, ensuring a comfortable, respectful, and enjoyable experience focused purely on good company and great energy — strictly social companionship only.

What I expect from you

My boundaries to be respected, my extras are clearly listed and I am *very strict* on this. If you continue to push I will terminate the booking *immediately* and no refunds will be given. Time is precious so let’s make this a fun and memorable experience. Hygiene is important to me, so showers are a must on arrival (and they can be very nice together too)

Ella xxx

Other services I offer:

Additional Local Outcall hours (over 4 hours) are billed at $600 per hour

Dinner and dessert packages (4 hours) no sex $2000 plus travel

^^ All bookings of 10 percent is is required to confirm the booking - balance payable on arrival. Cancellations or reschedule you will loose the deposit ^^

2 percent surcharge is applies or pay id transactions.

Extras Price Menu - on my discretion

Oral on me: $50 (this is if you haven’t paid for ultimate GFE or we aren’t doing an outcall)

Face Sitting: $50

GS on you (in the shower): $150

GS on me (in the shower): $300

Toy Play on me: $100 per hour

Toy Play on you: $250 per hour (toys must be newly bought by you and cleaned on arrival)

Anal fingering on you: $100

Rimming on me: $100

Rimming on you: $200

Foot worship: $100

Ass worship: $150

Sexting (no photos or videos) 15 min $50

I don't do live face timing or digital services and sexting will be on

Whats App or Signal once payment is received. 

• Independent escort.
• 100% real and genuine. All photos are recent and have been verified.

INCALLS (in Nowra) ONLY AVAILABLE ON THE FOLLOWING DATES: sun 26/7 mon 27/7 Tues 28/7

CONTACT ME ON : 0467746619

Hey I'm Tarah!

I'm a 29-year-old Aussie babe with long legs, natural curves, and a playful and personality and a mouth that’s just as good for conversation as it is for mischief🫢

Naturally beautiful and exactly as pictured, I offer genuine connection, effortless chemistry, and an experience you'll be thinking about long after we've met..

No fuss, no stress I'm just pure, addictive pleasure.

I’m all about good vibes, genuine connection, and making sure you leave satisfied. .... 😉

Adventurous, playful, and always in the moment — whether you're after connection, chaos, or something in between... I’m your girl.😜

Im pretty easy going, Im good fun and always exceed expectations in everyway possible 🤷‍♀️😛

Very adventurous and love to try new things..

Don't be shy, enquiries welcomed - it's easier if U have any special requests or kinks please just ask and we can go from there

**HOWEVER, I DO NOT provide services or accept bookings for NATURAL SEX no exceptions. 

Contact me on 0467746619

Tarah xx <3

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📞 **Call Us:** 02 8123 1800  

📍 **Location:** 27 Clarendon St, Artarmon

At Centrefolds, we take pride in our exquisite selection of stunning ladies from all corners of the globe. Featuring mostly Australian, European, and South American beauties aged 18 to 35, with sizes ranging from 6 to 16, we truly have someone for everyone!

Experience the ultimate girlfriend experience, tailored just for you, complete with an array of enticing erotic extras upon request. 

Upon arrival at Centrefolds of Sydney, you will be greeted by our friendly receptionist team, who will attentively assist you in choosing from our stunning selection of ladies. You’ll be escorted into a private waiting room, where each of the ladies will spend a short time with you, discussing how they can best meet your needs. Once you’ve made your selection, your stunning lady will take you through to one of our 10 newly renovated, purpose-built rooms. If you appreciate the finer things in life, make sure to try our deluxe spa suite, where you can unwind in a fresh water spa while one of our beautiful ladies caters to your every need.

Centrefolds is located centrally to the Northern and North western suburbs of Sydney, North Sydney and the CBD. 

Exciting News!

You asked, and we listened—15-minute in-calls are now available for just $190. Experience a quick, hot, and steamy rendezvous!

We’re also proud to offer easy disability access through our main entrance, featuring a specially built room and bathroom to ensure your experience is enjoyable and welcoming.

Look no further for Sydney’s newest and most exclusive gentleman's club!  

Join us at Centrefolds of Sydney today! 

📍 Address: 27 Clarendon St, Artarmon  

📞 Phone: 02 8123 1800  

🌐 Website: www.centrefoldsofsydney.com.au

I’m Annie with beautiful curves and an INDEPENDENT who has a superb personality with true emotion and passion.

I am a 22-year-old Japanese girl. At 168cm/47kg/D cups.

I’m a sophisticated woman, but also a witty and creative individual. I'm energetic, and I can turn your wildest fantasies into reality, making your happiness my priority.

I am very open-minded with a rare combination of beauty and intelligence.

I have always been sensual and sexual.

Dive into a realm of pleasure, passion & desire, as I become the girlfriend of your dreams-described as a natural beauty. ‍

Spend your quality time with me. There’s a big spot in my bed for us to explore and enjoy our time together.

I admire a gentleman, and a true gentleman should never take advantage of any woman.

My incall rate :

$350/30 mins

$500/1 hr

My outcall rate :

$600/1 hr + travel deposit

☆*:.｡.SEXIEST｡.:*� �1️st Class Escort💖 C Cup💖 Killer Body& Super Horny☆*:.｡.HOT.｡.:* ☆

Hi guys:

💦 I am an Alice , 26years old With C cup boobs killer body.

💦 Sexy,SWEET and the perfect amount of NAUGHTINESS!

💦 The body of a goddess; the personality of an angel! Your time with me will be heavenly!

💦 Clean, discreet (our time is our little secret and above all totally REAL!

💦 you will see the fun we together because we enjoy it at the same time.

💦 I'm a sexy exotic naughty companion and I enjoy the company of smart, witty, and charming men.

Services offered:

I provide an intimate Girlfriend experience including:

Girlfriend experience

Sex in multiple positions 

Deep French Kissing

Shower for two

Sensual massage 

Pussy play 

Hand job

Oral on you

DATY- oral on me

Sexy lingerie 

Deep Throat/ Gagging

My goal is to make you feel worshiped and adored like you never have before. I’ll make you feel like the King 👑

Hi… I’m Cherry, Japanese genuine girl, 162cm, Size 7, 22 years oldfull natural C-cup that feels even better than it looks., with a naturally soft, feminine body and a A

I have a sweet face and a gentle smile… but when you’re close to me, you’ll feel a more playful, warm side that slowly draws you in.

I’m very attentive and affectionate, and I love creating a space where you can fully relax… forget everything outside… and just enjoy the moment with me.

I’m not the type to rush.

I like to take things slow… feel your energy… and let everything build naturally.

With me, you can expect:

• A soft, relaxing massage that melts your stress away
• Warm, gentle touch that lingers just a little longer
• Close, comfortable interaction that feels natural and easy
• A sweet, intimate atmosphere where you can truly unwind

I enjoy making you feel comfortable… but also a little excited, in a way that keeps you thinking about me even after you leave.

Rates:

Incall:

30 mins – $300

45 mins – $450

60 mins – $500

Outcall:

From $600/hr + travel deposit

soft, sweet, and just a little bit tempting,If you’re looking for a girl who is

come spend some time with me…

I’ll take very good care of you.

Hello everyone, I'm🔥 Michelle 🔥from Japan, 22 years old at 166cm/ 48kg/ E cups.

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You can have an unforgettable experience with me!

I am a sweet and naughty girl with a beautiful figure and a beautiful face. I want to fully enjoy these days in your company. I'm warm, friendly. If you are a gentleman looking for something a little different and special for your trip, then here I am. I am a perfect companion, whether you plan to go out or stay in and have fun in your private room. I am very discreet, sensual and warm, down-to-earth, and very easy to get along with. I am a fun-loving person who loves a glass of red wine and fine dining, or just cuddling while enjoying time with you!

My incall rate :❤️

$350/30 mins

$500/1 hr

My outcall rate :❤️

$600/1 hr + travel deposit

Send me text message 0401573687 to make a booking anytime

Hi there,

Pleasure to meet you, i am your down-to-earth girl next door with a passion for genuine connection. I am petite in height but curvy at the hips.

I love creating meaningful, intimate moments that linger in your thoughts long after we part, the kind of experience you’ll find yourself replaying for hours… even days after we meet

Physical touch is my love language, and I adore sharing relaxed, sensual moments that feel natural, present, and unhurried. I love to make you feel appreciated and looked after in every way.

I’m new to the industry and genuinely excited to please you. I can’t wait to connect and create something special together that is unforgettable. let's make every single one of your desires a reality.

Please message with:

Name:

Requested time

Requested date

Duration

I accept Cash & Beemit

No Payid

Can't wait to share some exciting moments together

take care

Holli xx

TWITTER:ESCORTSYOYO.

SMS me :Name/Time that you wanna come /The lengths of sessions you're expecting.

Hi❤️Gentlemens

I’m Nana!PARTY sexy hotty NEW in Sydney. Who has Unsatisfy Desire and who enjoy sex.

☑️I am here to ensure you enjoy the entire stimulating and sensual journey, and not merely the destination!

☑️kiss you all over and most importantly wrap around your .

☑️rock your world and stimulate you in way that you only thought were possible in your deepest fantasies!

☑️My desire is to have you enjoy every second of our time together so much i won’t be satisfied until you are. that you can’t help but come back for more.\

Full service includes

 Role play,Touching mutual masturbation, cuddling, different positions, shower together,light kissing,COB, Lap dance , Body slides, sensual touching, Licking,69,Striptease,Sex with Condom 

Let me brighten up your day, you won't be disappointed. I enjoy all services and I have the BEST body ever.

I am a sexy cute girl. my photos are recent,customers told me I look much better in person, you can try me and spoil yourself too.

My name is Aya 26 yo girl I am currently studying and love to show you my passion for xxx.

AVOID MAKING UPFRONT PAYMENTS.ONLY PAY AFTER OUR MEETING.

REALITY IS WHAT WE BOTH WANT.

Short intro about myself. I am in size 7. 165cm, 50kg, Curvy and slim body. I love exercise, especially SEXERCISE. In my culture, sex is a joyful activity, and its my job to make you a satisfied and happy customer.

You can come to check out my sweet peachy bum, and slide through my smooth skin. we will have fun together. I provide full service. GFE, we can shower together, kiss, and cuddle. and I can have dinner with you, drink together, and reduce your lonely ...Watch me slowly strip for you, let me tease you with my smooth, tight Asian. I love all positions –

A fantasy dress also can be arranged. Let me know what you would like, I will try my best to arrange it.

I offer full services.

Outcall 550 one hour fully included.No hiding cost

Hello, gentlemen, my name is Camila from Latina I Am an educated girl and with excellent principles.

Part of my free time I like to do exercise and have a healthy life, I like to have a good conversation with all my clients and make feel to them confortables.

About me

I’m attractive 27 years I have a natural and fitness body (as you can see in the pictures) my body 100% real smooth breasts and firm big curvy body and beautiful hips beautiful skin and beautiful ayes and face my pictures are 100% real.

Dear If you’re stressed, I'm here to help you'll make the stress go away and help you to get hard and explore your deepest sensual desires, I gonna offer you:

✨Erotic and relaxing massage 

✨Nude massage or sexy lingerie up to u.

✨explosive hand relief

✨Gentle touch a lot.

✨😗

You are welcome to take a shower before or after.

Your privacy will be well protected.

Make a booking send message

Name:

Ethnicity:

What time and how long would you like to stay?

No Private Numbers

Respectful Gentlemen Only

No Time Wasters

Real & Genuine Photos

xx

Feel free to Call me +61 404170295

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WE ACCEPT AFTER PAY

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Sensual Asian massage in Chatswood – private, intimate and deeply satisfying.

Beautiful and friendly therapist offering a warm, inviting and unforgettable experience in a clean and discreet setting.

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NEW GIRLS EVERY DAY

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Enjoy a slow, smooth and sensual full body session with soft touch, close body contact and attentive movements designed to awaken your senses and bring you deep relaxation and pleasure.

Every session is personalised and open-minded, focusing on connection, comfort and indulgence, creating a truly immersive and satisfying experience that you will want to return to.

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WE ACCEPT AFTER PAY

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✨ Private and discreet environment

✨ Sensual and engaging experience

✨ Warm, soft and attentive touch

✨ Open-minded and experienced

Convenient Chatswood location, easy access.

Call or message now to enjoy your time.

Add: 29 Oscar st chatswood

Book now:0456192786

Web: 29massage.shop

Welcome to Phantom Escorts

📱 0406 539 058 📱

Add us on our Telegram Chanel for the latest pictures of our stunning ladies: https://t.me/+Cs1ezRO-uCg1YTY1

Sydney’s leading high end escort agency providing outcalls to all Sydney hotels and residents. Our ladies offer a minimum of 1 hour service and all provide a sensual girlfriend experience with a variety of extras available on discussion.  

With over 20 years industry experience, we understand the importance of getting what you paid for. All of our photos are 100% real and our experienced reception team is on hand to assist you with any further information you need about our ladies. 

All of our escorts are selected through our personalised interview process, and only a handful will be successfully selected to join our extensive training program to ensure they provide you with the ultimate in erotic pleasures.

We take clients confidentiality seriously, providing a discreet service at all times. Including when arriving and leaving your premises, we find our clients prefer our ladies to dress more casually. Should you wish otherwise please notify reception when making your booking.

Our escort agency proudly flaunts some of the most exotic and alluring ladies you will ever meet. These talented high class courtesans are experts in the adult industry, with dedication to deliver complete customer satisfaction.

Pricing starts at $550 per hour plus return travel. 

Deposit is required via Beem it App with cash payment for the remainder available. For more information on the Beem it app please visit: 

https://www.beemit.com.au/

📱 0406 539 058 📱

Your night of unbridled passion is a phone call away. 

WANT TO MAKE A BOOKING?

We warmly welcome you to get in contact with our team here at Phantom Escorts, feel free to enquire about our girls and services, and ask any questions you may have.

Call 0406539058 or text the following details and we will call you back with the ladies who will be available.

Suburb of booking:

Preferred Date of Booking:

Length of booking:

Specific Service requirements:

FAQ’S

What type of services do the escorts provide?

Our Escorts provide a very sensual Girlfriend Experience at the very minimum. This includes sex in multiple positions, mutual protected oral and light kissing. A lot of our ladies off further services in addition to a very sexy girlfriend experience, which can be discussed with them during your booking. If you are after a particular service our Receptionists would be happy to assist in finding the perfect lady for you. 

How do I book an Escort?

Please call our friendly receptionists to make your booking. We will confirm all the details and arrange for your lovely lady to arrive at the destination of your choice. Please be aware that we can only accept bookings over the phone. You will be required to call on a visible number to make your booking. We will only be able to answer general enquiries from a private number. 

Can I be assured of high quality?

Yes, Phantom Escorts prides itself on selecting only the finest escorts. We focus not only on looks but on their ability to provide the most sensual service. Our ladies are well versed and able to present themselves to the highest standard. They are also adaptable and extremely professional at all times. Phantom Escorts guarantees the Service of all Escorts. 

How do you guarantee my privacy?

Discretion is our number one priority along with safety. All correspondence is confidential and never shared with a third party. All our escorts sign a non disclosure contract which we take very seriously. Each escort works for our agency knowing she is not able to share information about any clients to anyone.

Do they provide extra services?

Majority of our ladies provide services outside the standard Girlfriend Experience. If you are looking for a particular service, please contact our receptionists to discuss further. Some of the extra service our ladies offer include: Porn Star Experience, Anal, costumes, Doubles, Lesbian Doubles and Couples services. 

What is your cancellation policy?

If you need to cancel your booking and our lady is already on her way, you will be required to pay the return travel for our lady. 

What is the minimum time I can book for?

A minimum booking of 1 hour is required.

Do your escorts practice safe sex?

Yes, all of our ladies practice safe sex in all services they provide. On top of always practicing safe sex our ladies are also very conscious of their own health. They regularly get general sexual health tests. Given the current situation all of our ladies will not be available if they have any cold or flu symptoms and ask that you do not book should you be showing any signs or symptoms of a cold or flu. 

How much extra is Travel?

We base our travel fees on the amount of a return Uber at the time of booking. 

How will the ladies arrive?

Our ladies are dropped off and picked up by an in-house driver who is also contractually bound to ensure your privacy. This is in an inconspicuous car so not need to worry. The driver will not enter your premises but park nearby until the lady confirms her safety and that there is no unknown people at the property. Should you wish to make a booking and have housemates etc at your house, this is fine just let our receptionists know who is there. Our ladies will provide true services in a private room or extra fees may be aplicable for others to watch. 

What payment methods do you accept? 

Our ladies accept cash or card payment on arrival as well as Beem It payments. To download the Beem It app or for more information please visit: https://www.beemit.com.au/

I am toned and take good care of my body. I love meeting new people and genuinely.

I am Sexy and Naughty. I'm 22 years of age, and size 6. I'm very bubbly 

and fun to be around and can easily hold an intelligent conversation. 

call or text me at , waiting to see you darling..

I keep fit , I love my sit ups, and skipping probably where I got my height since i was young :) It's more for you to enjoy

• Asian Slim Body with a nice firm ass

• I am very lean so I am light to handle

• I have a deep seductive look I like to stare at you while we ride

• Clean down below and it's a tight afair

• My hair is silky black against my tanned long body

• A handfull sized Perky breasts

Love to moan slightly as we kick off and elevate this till you pass out with a smile :)

I offer the ultimate girlfriend experience and love to pamper and be pampered. 

I hope I intrigue you.....Leaving you wanting to know more.

Great top enjoyable full service: kiss and cuddle, erotic massage, body rub and sliding, Natural 

French, mutual69, variety positions sex, some extra fantasy and 

Unrushed service. I will dressing sexy lingerie, stocking and high heels here waiting for you. 

Hi Gentleman, ☎️.I am sure if you see me in the person, you will like me so much coz.Don’t hesitate to call me if you have any questions.

i am extremely naughty and hot girl which are personality cuties and sexist sometimes depends on who looks at me i believe gives us the advantages and badly over other. I am confident i would look after you well very that you won’t be disappointed.

 DON'T PAY ANY MONEY UPFRONT.PAY ONLY AFTER WE MEET.

WE BOTH WANT TO BE REAL.

^.^ Gorgeous naughty 26years old , stunning with natural real Bcup nice firm breast , curvy, very friendly and happy girl. I'm hot babe with sexy look perfect . I offer the best service . Relaxation get tired from work Come and visit me . I provide my service in luxuries discrete , private and nice place 

You will always be greeted with me dressed in a stylish choice of lingerie, stockings, heels and makeup.

I am playful and fun girl, passionate with sex. I can be your sweetheart or your wild sexy kitten. I'm sure you will enjoy my company.

With my model body, I can do great service for you, Happy to give and receive to cater your need and fantasies. 

I will make you never forget that we've been together. I will give unrushed time, share a drink, conversation and fun times

Outcall 550 for one hour, with a reasonable travel expense included.

💘 Love to party & having fun on bed.. Easy said, action speaks louder than words.

Welcome to my page..I hope you like the photos. They are all genuine and recent photos.I'm your stunning,exotic and Sexy Independent high class Escort girl.Let me take you into my world full of fantasie!

I am DEE 27 years old ,Friendly and open mind.

Booking number D.

Sz6, Slim body,165cm,

Fully shaven.love 69. Smooth.pretty face,

very sexy -Fun, Never rushed,

friendly and open mind.

My Service available

Passionate / Romantic Kissing

COB coming on breast

Oral/ TADY/ Dirty Talk

Testicular Tongue Massage

Variety of Positions

Mutual Masturbation

PSE-porn star experience

GFE-girl friend experience

COB Golden shower

* NO GREEK ; NO NATURAL SEX!