Gerringong Escorts & Adult Services

To gentlemens.

I am really proud of my angel face, and I have a thin, fit physique that is just perfect. I promise that you won't be able to take your eyes off of me. 

I am a very skilled female in this field who is driven to serve. I receive a lot of praise. 👄 

I consider my appearance to be a reflection of the kind of woman I am, and I take great pride in it. 👄 

Since you treat us properly, Gentleman, I genuinely like having sex with you. I'll give you a fantastic body massage and blowout. I enjoy showing you my special abilities and seeing your dick growl. Use my beauty and my performance to amuse, uplift, and make you feel good! I am lickable, touchable, and kissable since I am so active. 

I have a good feeling that my excellent service will put you at ease. 

I adore gatherings with lots of people. we can party together.

Give yourself a spoil. Visit me and take advantage of my services. 

ACT WITH RESPECT Keep in mind that you receive what you give.

Hi guys I'm Cindy,

I am in Bankstown, near Ruse Park.

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I welcome you to join me in the Sinful World of Cindy. Here is a safe place where we can explore the debauched delights of your imagination.

Intensity and passion are what I want and what I offer. I WANT YOU here with me right now. I want to undress you as you grope my breasts. I want to SUCK YOUR SOUL OUT THROUGH YOUR COCK as I pull your pants off. I want us locked in NON-STOP DFK from the moment you slide into my wet pussy to the moment you're exploding deep inside me.

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I can please you in 6 ways

• Girlfriend Experience (GFE)
• Quickie (QKE)
• Relaxation Experience (RLX)
• Massage
• Standard Full Service (FS)
• Outcall

Girlfriend Experience (GFE)

A Full-Service experience where both you and I can lose ourselves in our passions.

Price

30/45/60min

• $250/300/350 (bookings that start before 11:30pm)
• $300/350/400 (bookings starting from 11:30pm)

Included

• All sessions must begin with a shower. Let me know if you would like it extra steamy 😏
• NON-STOP DFK
• DTBBBJ
• DATY/69
• CFS
• COB
• Massage
• 2 shots in 60min bookings
• 1 shot in 30 and 45min bookings

Extras (at my discretion)

• Extra shot ($50)
• Dress requests ($20)
• Special requests (starts at $50)
• CIM ($50)
• Rimming on you ($50)

Quickie (QKE)

You're feeling the need but you also have places that you need to be soon? You're looking for a good time, not a long time? Whatever your reason, if you can be here within 20 minutes then I can solve your predicament (subject to availability).

Price

$200

Includes

Everything included in GFE

Special notes

- I will only accept Quickie bookings within 20 minutes of your request

- No Quickie bookings after 8pm

- 1 shot

- Maximum time is 20 mins

- The booking starts to conclude after you cum

Extras (at my discretion)

• Extra shot ($50)
• Dress requests ($20)
• Special requests (starts at $50)
• CIM ($50)
• Rimming on you ($50)

Standard FS (FS)

Full service with extras available.

Price

30/45/60min - $180/230/280

Includes

• Affectionate touching
• Body 2 body
• Light kissing
• Sexy BJ
• Condom sex
• Multiple positions

Extras

• BBBJ ($50)
• DATY ($50)
• DFK ($50)
• Rimming on you ($50)
• BBBJ+CIM ($100)
• extra shot ($50)

Relaxation Experience (RLX)

You've had a long day and you need a bit of relief but sex is a bit too much effort? RLX is what you need! Cum in, lie back and relax while I take care of your worries.

Price:

15/30/45min - $150/200/250

Includes:

Everything in GFE except for sex

Special notes:

I don't do 60min RLX bookings

Extras:

• Extra shot ($50)
• Dress requests ($20)
• Special requests (starts at $50)
• CIM ($50)
• Rimming on you ($50)

Massage

Let me take care of you today. Lie down and relax. The knots in your back aren't the only thing I'll be rubbing out ;)

Price:

30min - $120 (only 30min available)

Includes:

Massage with a happy ending

Extras:

• BBBJ ($50)
• BBBJ+CIM ($100)
• DFK ($50)
• Rimming on you ($50)

Outcall

Let's enjoy each other in the comfort of your own home or the luxuriousness of your hotel.

Price

1/2/3h - $600/1000/1200

The cost of return transport is added on top of the above.

Includes

Everything in GFE

Special Notes

If I am meeting you for the first time then my receptionist will organise my transport for my safety.

I will also need both the cost of return transport and a deposit of $100 to be paid upfront before I confirm the outcall.

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To make a booking, please use this link (opens WhatsApp): https://links.a4u.club/WAEBBookCindy

Alternatively, send a message to (don't call) my receptionist (0404 786 712) with:

Hi Danny my name is ____. I would like to make a booking with Cindy at __:__ for __mins GFE/FS/RLX/massage.

Reception usually starts replying by 10am.

CONTACT

Mobile: 0404 786 712

WeChat: a4uclub

Telegram: @a4uclub

Telegram Channel: https://links.a4u.club/TelegramUpdates

WhatsApp Bookings: https://links.a4u.club/WAEBBookCindy

Permanent Link: https://girls.a4u.club/cindy

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I am most told: “you are stunning, so much better than your photos”

”you are a very horny woman that was amazing”

”My god you have the nicest ass”

Anal avail +Natural avail. Pls inquire about extras.when you make a booking. booking need to be confirmed with extra service.

******World Class 👄👄WECHAT:sydmm2022.

**** Amazing ass that loves your attention. May cause user premature ejaculation when handled incorrectly, (Please read user manual located in my pussy prior to use)

 ******GUARANTEED to Satisfy *******

• Killer curves s and pert DD’s you will love
• Natural full lips
• Possibly the best ass in town
• I’m your girl next door yet a complete porn addict and sex fiend. 
• I’m 23…… really
• I take care of my body and my photos are 100% me. Im told I’m sexy as hell.💎❤️
• love high energy naughty PORN STAR Sex you won’t forget me❤️❤️❤️
•  I’m lots of fun but also thrive on intelligent conversation and have the knowledge and wisdom to converse on a multitude of topics easily.

Please TEXT me with your preferred time, duration of booking and your desires and wants so we can plan our time together.

💎Private Apartment with discreet entry and visitors parking

💎 All bookings confirmed via text

💎 I am always immaculate so I expect only hygienic gentlemen.

💎 Available all hours and party friendly

Best described as :

Insatiably sexy, beautiful smile, kissable lips, intelligent, genuine, gorgeous, DTE, fashionable, skin like butter, dangerously hot, classy, slim body and killer hips attitude.

✨Hello Gentlemen✨

I am BOBO easy going, bubbly personality. come on. I need a big cock to fuck my little pussy.my photos are recently and genuine.happy to send more for current ones through sms.but pls don't keep asking, i don't want people collet for other things.

Age: 26

Cup size : 36DD

Body Size: 7

Height: 165cm

My favourite thing to do is choking on your cock and blow your mind with my ferocious sucking skills you will feel as your soul is being sucked out of your body through your cock and your balls will retract because of this bizarre sensation of pain & pleasure!

SERVICE LIST

•Sex in Multiple Positions

•Deep French Kissing

•Shower For Two

•Affectionate Cuddling

•Spooning/Companionship

•Deep Throat/Gagging

•Sensual massage

•DATY- Oral on Me

•Multiple Shots on Goal

•Mutual masturbation

•Mutual oral inc 69

•Nipple kissing/sucking 

•Cum on Body

•Sexy Lingerie

•Doggy style

•Fingering

* for discretion please contact me via text only

** please aim for an hour notice minimum as I do not live at my incall location I need time to get there and get ready for you 💋

A refined companion for those who appreciate sophistication, warmth, and genuine connection.

I’m a tall, curvy woman with a confident presence and a naturally engaging, bubbly personality. Open‑minded and non‑judgmental, I create an atmosphere where you can relax, unwind, and enjoy an experience tailored entirely to you. I take pride in offering encounters that feel indulgent, intimate, and deeply personalized.

Whether you’re seeking a sensual, romantic connection or a more adventurous, immersive experience, I curate each booking with care, attention, and a focus on chemistry.

I’m also comfortable with tasteful fantasy, light role‑play, and bespoke requests for those who enjoy adding a creative touch to their time with me.

Including but not limited to foot fetish

I’m bisexual and genuinely enjoy meeting respectful women and couples who value authenticity, playfulness, and mutual enjoyment.

My photos are genuine and verified, and I’m of European background.

I offer appointments in a private, elegant apartment in Peakhurst with outcalls to nearby suburbs available upon request.

Bookings in the cbd require notice but can be catered for.

For discretion, please contact me via text only.

All bookings are by appointment.

Step into Goldengirl75, where the vibe is easy, the smiles are real, and the stress melts faster than ice cream.

If you’re craving a little escape — something warm, relaxing, and just a bit cheeky — you’re in the right place. We offer a cosy, private space where you can switch off, unwind, and enjoy a smooth, sensual body‑rub experience designed to leave you floating.

Think soft lighting, gentle music, and a friendly sweetheart who knows how to make you feel comfortable from the moment you walk in. No rush, no pressure — just good energy and good hands.

body massage and happy ending RATE/top naked

30 min 150

45 min 200

60 min 220

Bookings & Enquiries:

Call or text 0433300673 to lock in your chill‑out time.

Can’t wait to spoil you a little.

I am a sexy girl who loves giving and making those around me feel comfortable and happy.

My passionate,intimate girlfriend experience will surely blow your mind.

I have dark brown eyes beautiful long hair and a curvy body with soft 

smooth skin with all natural assets in the right places !!

I am a 22-year-old Sexy lady, with full lips, D breasts ! I’m classy, playful, fun, open minded and my only desire is to make your fantasies come true.

I highly value my own protection as well as yours, therefore I do not provide any unsafe, natural services. Please don't ask me to make an exception, especially not during our time together.

For bookings please be patient if I’ve missed your call please just text me.

My passionate,intimate girlfriend experience will surely blow your mind.

I am a genuine escort and take pride in myself if you are a genuine man looking to spend some time with me please feel free to contact me

Cute Sexy Girl Waiting to please you !

What's included in my service: 

Girl friend experience

affectionate cuddling

shower for two

69

good suck

Dirty talk

different positions

erotic massage / body rub

No time wasters please.

Private calls will not be answered.

Hi gentlemen thank you for reading my profile

welcome all races or your first time I will make sure that all your needs are catered for and you will be well and truly looked after.

🔥🔥My name is Jazzy 26 years old I’m Asian Ladyboy sexy body slim tanned smooth skin hight 168cm.55kg.and I have a beautiful cock 7.5” uncut ,shaved ,hard and fully functional

I am safe clean and respectful of your privacy.

I am good service and very friendly, caring understanding , outgoing

I provided different full service I love to be top and enjoy to be bottom, suck your dick lick your balls good erotic massage to make sure you get a new experience more happy more fun

I am open and very flexible and your needs are my number one priority so

I’m ready for the pleasure of meeting and spending time with you

contact me

☎️ 0410939744

☎️ 0410939744

Can’t wait to see you guys💋

Hello gentlemen! Myrna is my name. I had taken some time off from this field. After a brief break and vacation, I am now prepared. Fresh, ecstatic, and horny to serve all of your desires, I'm back. Being one of the best baby girls, I take pride in providing my clients with the best service I can in order to ensure their satisfaction.

Many people mistakenly believe that I am not Asian because of my mixed Russian and Singaporean ancestry, but in reality, I am an Asian girl.

I'm a pretty laid-back, open-minded person. Because I'm kinky and am skilled at playing. My forte is foreplay. I'm a young 24-year-old who is really energised and a lot of fun to be around. My beauty is constantly praised by clients. I have the ideal curve to enrage you without saying a word!

Multiple positions for sex; Mutual play; Erotic body rub; Good relief; Touching while cuddling; Stripe tease; Take a shower together, etc.I don't like to do any SOP work, and I just provide in-room services, but I still mention all of the services I provide, which may include:

Session Pricing

This Is a Structured Service That Is Non-Negotiable.

30 mins erotic massage with happy ending- $110

30 min full service $140

45 Minutes erotic massage with happy ending - $160

45 Minutes Full service $200

1 hour $200 erotic massage with happy ending

1 hour $240 full service

Book Me Now

Number: 📩 0467692681

So book soon—I don't let you down. I do book up early, so text me with your name, the number of hours, whether you're an in-person or out-person client, and the time you're looking for for a prompt response.

hey u lil fuckin wanker… yeah YOU with the sweaty palm n the sad dick.

come closer. i smell your horny from here. 🤢🤤

i’m Khin. fifty-fuckin-five. yeah grandma age but guess what – my pussy ain’t retired. she’s a goddamn volcano. menopause? bitch that just turned my cunt into a dripping furnace. always leaky. always ready. always NAT RAW like nature fuckin intended.

no fancy cond0m bullshit here. i tear that rubber off with my teeth if u even try. 🦷🚫 we go CREAMPIIE style – i want your load swimmin inside me til i feel it drip down my thigh while i make u breakfast. 😛💧

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my story? used to be a good taiwanese wife. played piano for rich snobs. then my aussie husband blew every last cent on pokies n horse shit. so i thought – fuck it. i’ll teach their husbands a different kinda lesson. on hotel beds. lights off. lights on. don’t matter. i’ll ride u like a stolen bike. 🏍️💨

u think u can handle 55 years of fuckin experience? baby i been doin this since before u were a wet dream. i don’t do soft. i do storm. i’ll grab your cock like it’s mine – cuz it IS mine the second u knock. i’ll suck that tip til your balls turn blue n scream for mercy.

then i climb on top. old knees? nah. these legs still work like a piston. i bounce on u so hard my tits slap your face. your nuts smack my ass. we make a sound like two wet pigs fightin in a mud puddle. 🐷💦

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u gonna blow fast? i don’t give a shit. on my belly. on my tits. on my face. just DON’T MISS or i’ll make u lick it off the floor. 😈

squirt? maybe. then we both slippin n slidin like eels in a bucket. messy. sweaty. fuckin glorious.

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⚠️ BUT LISTEN U DESPERATE PRICK ⚠️

DON’T FUCKIN CALL ME – i ain’t your girlfriend. i’ll be busy gettin my guts rearranged by some other horny bastard.

TEXT ME. simple. short. tell me your name. incall or outcall (prices different u cheap cunt). send a pic if u ain’t ugly. i’ll text back when i’m not buried under some guy’s sweaty ass.

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💰 HOW TO PAY THIS SEXY GRANDMA 💰

Cash ✅ – fold it up n slap my hand with it.

PayID – INSTANT ONLY 🚫 if it says “pending” or “delayed” – fuck off i ain’t waitin for your broke ass.

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now stop jerkin off to my words n TEXT ME.

or don’t. i got ten other cocks lined up outside my door. 😘💋

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– grandma khin, still leakin, still wrekin. 🍆👵🔥

Fem Boy / Sweet CD / Cross dresser /TS

Hi sweethearts

Im BAMBAM Im 26 year

I'm new in your area.

I'm a Lady boy I'm have very nice smile

Have joke make you make you smile come to have a massage and relaxing with me I'm not here long

2 minutes walk from station ✅

I'm a Professional of massage ..

My services is

Oil massage

Deep tissue massage

erotic massage 

• Full service is also available.

Kindly DM for rates, availability, and further details.

Please call me 0480573222

Hey I'm BELLA

Young naturally busty tan skin sunshine girl, private escort who provides high level of service.

I am very funny, friendly, warm, classy, sensual and sexy. If you want to enjoy a nice company, a passionate night, You won't be disappointed.

I would love to spend quality time with respectful gentlemen. So if you wish to have an unforgettable girlfriend experience hurry up and don't lose your time! 

Name : Bella

Breast Size : 36EE

Age : 22

Nationality : Singaporean

Height : 165

Weight : 48KG

Size : 7

Full Services Included:

GFE

Passionate

Sexy shower together

Extoic Nude Body Rub

Body sliding

Skin caresses rubs

Amazing Relief

Ice and fire double heaven

Super beautiful mutual play

Soft finger touch pussy

Hot sex happy ending

sex in different positions

more and more please inquiry

More extra service etc welcome to enquiry

My full service rates are

$180 - 30mins

$230 - 45mins

$280 - 60mins.

Out call $450/60 up depends on Location

I also providing Deluxe Service 

Incall Deluxe Service Rate  

$400 - 60mins

Outcall Deluxe Service Rate

$550/1 hour

$1000/2 hours

Welcome to Enquiry About My Special Deluxe service detail

Don't miss out on the opportunity to spend quality time with me. Let's make unforgettable memories together! 😘

Text me now to having fun together

What are you waiting for ???

💖💖💖Guys~~~This is Yuna!!💖💖💖

I'm 24 years old, very friendly, funny and sociable. I love meeting

new people and am very open-minded and engaging. I have a passion

While staying with me, you will receive the best services you have ever had.

My favorite service is a sensual one with shower play, French kissing, and multiple positions.

My youthful and playful demeanor must not take away from the fact that I am highly in tune with my sexuality. Making me extremely sensual ensuring that you will be enticed by my mysterious bedroom eyes and unique touch.

I will provide professional Japanese Porn Star services.

for this industry so I make it a priority to make you feel comfortable and

satisfied. You will find I am a passionate and sensual partner. I will always ensure.

My services:💖💖

🌟Erotic Massage

🌟BBBJ

🌟DFK

🌟69

🌟Rimming

🌟CIM/COF/COB

My rate:(All services included)💖💖

Incall:🌟

• $350/30mins
• $450/45mins
• $600/60mins

Outcall:🌟

• $650/60mins +Uber fee

Text me to book: 0478015061

so like… hey. i’m Juno.

29. thick in all the right places. not one of those skinny minnies who’s scared of a meal. nah babe – i got meat. soft tummy, fat ass, and these tits? let’s just say they’re real fuckin’ friendly 😈

you ever hungry for a woman who actually wants to be eaten? like – not just politely. i mean face first, no manners, get sloppy with it kinda hungry. yeah. that’s me.

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last week this carpet cleaner bloke shows up. van outside. big stompy boots. said he just needed to do the lounge room.

well.

he’s on his knees with the machine, and i’m in this little short robe – oops, forgot to tie it properly. every time he reaches forward, my thigh just happens to brush the back of his head. he’s tryna be professional n shit but his breathing’s getting all ragged. finally he looks up & his eyes go straight up my robe.

“you’re not gonna let me finish this job, are you?” he asks, voice all cracked.

i just bite my lip n pull the robe over my head.

he tackled me onto the wet carpet. didn’t even care. yanked my legs apart n shoved his whole face in my pussy like he hadn't eaten in weeks. licking so rough i grabbed a fistful of his hair n scream into my own arm. then he flips me on all fours – carpet burn on my knees, don’t care – n fucks me from behind while i'm drooling on the floor. his boss calls. he picks up. “yeah this stain’s stubborn as hell” – while still pumping into me. i came twice before he pulled out n painted my lower back.

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so yeah. that’s the kinda energy i bring.

i ride you cowgirl till your soul leaves your dick.

i suck you like i'm mad at you for not calling sooner.

i will whisper absolute filth in your ear n then giggle right after.

i’m a soft nasty bitch – sweet eyes, dirty mouth. i love slow grindin n then suddenly biting your shoulder when i cum. i get off on u getting off. n i can go allll night cos my sex drive is stupid high.

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HOW TO GET THIS 👇

don’t call me unless you’re dying – i’ll be busy ridin some other dude’s face probably. text me. i’ll reply when i’m not in the middle of making someone see stars 🌟

💰 payment:

cash & payid ONLY – instant transfers only babes. delayed or pending? nah don’t even try. i need that money now so i can keep this airbnb booked 😘

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come get messy with me.

just don’t leave any stains on my carpet unless it’s yours 💦

xoxo

Juno

Hi, Gentlemen ：

I am Roxy，I have D cup natural tits and sexy soft body as hot as my name ，Ready and waiting for you.💞💞💞💞💞

I'm the best one super sexy girl for you , but still can enjoy my excellent services , I offer incall and outcalls Services , if you can't come to my place , I can travel to your place.I love party, love life, love sex ♨️♨️♨️so if u want to Party Together please call 🍻🍻🍻me

Let my hot body warm you up now baby，I TAKE CARD PAYMENT，also surcharge applys.

Full service & massage 🥇

Outcall ：

500 60mins + Travel fee depending the distance！

💝Travel fee $50-$200 depending on location.

Cash paid on arrrival or pay Card （surcharge Apply）

I don't accept bank tranfer.

💟💟💟Overnight/day 6hrs $2500and 9hrs $4000 plus travel, this includes a little chill time.

My service including：💯💯💯

Lip kiss/French kiss 💋💋extra 150➕

and Sensual Nude Full body massage

Hand Relief

Sexy Lingerie

Blow job

Mutual Oral extra 50➕

Passionate Protect Sex

Variety of Positions

69

💠💠🍎PSE INCLUDING : Rimming! Cim ！Filming! Deepthraot role play✴️✴️✴️ETC （please text me for extras service）

Tips：💕💕💕Pse service price start 700 per hour!

Attention to my lovers ❤️❤️Pse Outcall 700 per hour customer organise urber return 😜😜😜

💋💋💋thank guys for book me I will do everything for you and make u happy! 👒👒👒

💍💍💍TIPS for booking to see me : Please give me 1 hour notice before u like to see me which area (Mascot or Haymarket) is easy for you to see me, write down your name and time, I will get back to you as soon as possible.🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️

🛎️🛎️🛎️Text Msg Only💋

Name: MACY

Age:22

Breast Size :Natural E Cup

Size: 7

Nationality : Philippine

Hi baby, My name is MACY, 22 years old, from Philippine.

I am super hot and sexy with big boobs and very good body shape.

I am Size 7 , 163cm, natural E cup breasts and long hair.

I have tight ass I am very sweet, charming and beautiful. I have very smooth nice silky skin which can turn you on easily. You will feel like I am your girlfriend while I am doing with you. You will have an very enjoyable and unforgettable time. You will find me in a very well manner and nice to you. I never in a rush. I can provide you very good service without disappointment .🍑

If you like hot sexy young girl you will love me. Wonderful feeling that you will never forget

I live in a big spacious Private unit, Clean and Comfortable, come to me I will make you happy and relax. Many Parking is available on the street.

My full service and massage :

Shower together✨

Hot girlfriend experience✨

Body to body rub✨

Releif✨

Mutual Play✨

Variety position of sex with condom✨

Extras service: extra 50 for each welcome to inquiry

💦 Incall Rates:💦

30 mins $180

45 mins $230

60 mins $280

🚗 Outcall starts from:🚗

60 minutes $450 + Uber (Depens on locantions)

fuckin’ listen up, yeah?

name’s Shakira. 28. Trash with a dirty grin n’ a pussy that’s basically a heat-seeking missile 🚀

i ain’t here to hold your hand or whisper sweet nothings.

i’m here to wreck u so good u forget your own name – then kick u out with a smirk n’ a cigarette 🚬

so stop readin’ like a little bitch n’ get ready for some real nasty shit 💩 (not that kinda nasty, u pervs – i mean the good kinda wet mess)

here’s how i broke a dude last Month… 🥵

Jan. heatwave so bad even my ice cubes were cryin’.

my AC? dead as a doornail. so i call a repair guy – shows up all lanky, sweat stains under his arms like two little rivers 🌊

me? i’m just hangin’ around in a wet ass tank top (no bra – duh) n’ a thong that’s basically a fuckin’ suggestion. like three strings n’ hope.

he’s tryna check the thermostat. but i’m “accidentally” leanin’ over him, my tits practically drippin’ on his toolbox 🧰

he’s all red ears n’ shaky hands – adorable, really.

then he just… snaps.

grabs my hips, throws me on the couch like i weigh nothin’, buries his face between my legs like it’s the last meal on earth 🍽️

and holy SHIT – that man ate me out like he was starvin’ for a week. sloppy, loud, tongue all over the place. i screamed so hard my neighbor texted “u ok?” i just replied “never better ” 😂

then i climbed on top n’ rode him like a stolen dirtbike – his hands on my waist, my nails diggin’ into his chest. came twice just from that. then he flipped me over (missionary but who’s countin’) n’ we finished so sweaty the couch looked like a slip-n-slide 💦

he fixed the AC after. barely.

but who gives a fuck? i was already melted.

that’s the kinda vibe i bring, baby.

not some stiff doll. not some princess.

i’m the girl who’ll whisper dirty shit in your ear while i grind so slow u think u gonna explode 🍆💥

u want a slutty little firecracker who laughs when she chokes?

who’ll let u pull her hair n’ spank her till she giggles?

who’ll look u dead in the eye while she’s on her knees n’ say “that all u got?” 😈

yeah. that’s me.

💰 payment shit (don’t be dumb):

cash only. or PAYID – instant only 🚫 delayed or pending transfers? fuck off, i ain’t your bank.

money first, play later. no exceptions. don’t test me.

📱 don’t fuckin’ call me.

i won’t pick up. i’m either sleepin’, eatin’, or gettin’ my back blown out by some rando 😘

text me.

i’ll reply when i’m not busy makin’ another dude see god.

so here’s the deal:

u text me a dirty thought.

i decide if u deserve this wet, wild, messy little nightmare. 🖤

if not? go jerk off to porn. i don’t care.

— Shakira 🦇💋