Goonumbla Escorts & Adult Services

Hi guys

I am Eva I guarantee that all my photos online are real of me So No further photos will be given further. Stop asking more pic& otherwise will be blocked. Don’t waste each other 

A down to earth and kinky pocket rocket, who loves to travel and adventure.

  I may look like your innocent girl next door, but I assure you I'll be your little devil in the bedroom!

I will be your ultimate girlfriend experience with my sensual, passionate affection. I am available for men only

I've got curves in all the right places and skin as smooth as silk. I would describe myself as a passionate lover, playful, naughty and open-minded. I’m easy to talk to as I’m a down to earth, genuine person.

I can’t wait to meet you.

Affectionate cuddling

GFE

Overnight stays

School girl

Sex toys

Sexy lingerie

Sexy shower for 2

Cuddling and Touching

Dirty Talk

Overnight

Toys

Erotic Relaxation

Full Service

Relief

Outcall start from 500 for hour + cabs fee

 Natural service not provided. Health first!

Hi guys ❤️❤️

I am a beautiful girl new to being specially trained to provide men the ultimate relief.

Meanwhile,l have another girlfriend, and we can do double to treat you like a king.

I provide friendly and unrushed full personal escort services.l am very much experienced at Nuru Erotic massage and sex. Let me relax in the dimmed lights, play soft music, and kiss every inch of your skin. It is not just a professional massage, but a relaxing pleasure, if you are looking for a wonderful experience,l will be a perfect choice.

l am quite naughty as well. I am a giving person and love to please

I am very affectionate and love kissing, touching, cuddling... and am very open-minded to fantasies, roleplay, etc. l give amazing,l like facials, dressing up, and lots of other naughty things. l also exercise a lot, so amI am toned and flexible.

Let me be your playmate spend quality time with you and provide you with a GFE that can be one beautiful girl if you are looking for a great time and then see a beautiful girl.

l will actively meet your requirements. l am what you need!l will never let you down.

Erotic massage and hand relief rate:

Hi.boys.

my name is Winnie 21 years old.from thailand.

currently I‘m in australian doing my degree in the university.

I'm a easygoing girl loves party so much. in the past before covid,i am a night owl love going out a lot. during the lock down,i felt so bored and started my new escort job.

It's so fun to be an escort,i learnd all differnt things on my body. i know how i use them for. i use my magic tongue to lik balls and use my soft hand to touch you and my private part and all sort of things.

pls book me,i'll show you all the tricks i've learnt.we can try together.

I would like all my clients to know I will be leaving the industry for a few months to travel around.

so if you’d like to see me, now is the time.xx I am 5’5, size 6-8, fair soft skin and have naturally long silky hair.

I provide a sensual and mind blowing service you’ll never forget.I'm young,and good learner.

I offer a passionate GFE experience and can provide PSE on request for extra.

I am here to please your every desire. I thoroughly enjoy my job and providing pleasure to my clients. I am a big believer in quality over quantity. .

Party bookings are welcome 💕

I am completely independent girl. I'm waiting for you.

PRICE FOR SINGLE ONLY.

I DO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND CAN WORK TOGETHER AS WELL.

PLS ASK ME FOR HER PHOTOS IF YOU NEED. SHE IS NOT ON ADDS.

SHE IS VERY DISCREET 

❤️Our Full Girl Friends Experience Services ❤️

Outcall 500 one hour fully included.No hiding cost 

Petite, Young, Flirty and Fun 😘😘

Hey Darling, welcome to my page, let me tell you about myself.

My name is Grace, down to earth.25 years young and full of life, with my long brown hair, exotic hazel eyes, soft tanned skin and a gentle touch, I am the girl you’ve been dreaming of. Not only will I make you feel incredible in the sheets, but I can also keep you stimulated in other ways, through real conversation and my charming persona.

Below are my services, rates and inclusions, Let me know what kind of dream you are wanting me to fulfil today x

Includes everything in the GFE, plus wear sexy lingerie/outfit, steamy shower together, you can finish as many times as you like, and you can finish anywhere on my body including my perky DD cup breasts or my pretty little behind.

My girlfriend experience will make you feel more passion and intimacy and lots love.

I’m a passionate 19-year-old with a fiery spirit and a smile that’s hard to resist. Born into a rich cultural mix, I bring warmth, excitement, and a playful energy to every encounter. Whether you crave a sensual massage that melts your stress away, a teasing tease, or an intimate connection that feels real and unscripted, I’m here to make it unforgettable. No games, just genuine passion and a night tailored to your wildest desires. Let’s create memories that linger long after we part ways.

Hi, Gentleman.

My name is Nittha , 27 years old, young and fresh like brand new, I have very nice body and soft tan skin 

Nice in personality and always warm welcome to you guys. My sweet eyes will make you forget all of your problems 😊

I am a very outgoing girl, I enjoy humour and some good conversation, to feel a little bit closer to you.

I provide body rub massage as I have 5 years experience massage skill so I can treat you like a king when you are on my bed.

**IF YOU DON'T TRUST THE VERIFIED PHOTO BY WEBSITE PLEASE DO NOT TEXT ME!!! (IM REAL AND GENUINELY)

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Nude Massage with HJ (No body slide)

30 mins $130

45 mins $170

60 mins $200

✅ Relaxing oil whole body massage

✅ Lots of teasing and sensual

✅ Mutual touch

✅ Hand relief / Hand job

✅ Head & feet massage

✅ Shower by yourself

Body rub/ Body slide with HJ

15 mins $120

30 mins $150

45 mins $200

60 mins $250

✅ Relaxing oil whole body massage

✅ Body & boobs rub ur back & front

✅ Lots of teasing and sensual

✅ Mutual touch

✅ Hand relief / Hand job

✅ Head & feet massage

✅ Shower by yourself

#If you could be on time, I’d very much appreciate it. Thank you for respect my time also your time. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

💸 15 mins late without information booking will be cancelled thanks 😊

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🚫No Private number

🚫No Kiss

🚫No ask more pics

🚫No outcall 

🚫No drugs or party

***Time waster or fake booking will be blocked please do not waste time

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Please let me know 

Your Ethnicity :

Your name : 

How long session : 

Date and Time :

I look forward to meeting you😍😍

Hello guys I am only 28 years old.

I am a precious little girl with innocent face and body so please be gently with me.

text me now “hi Coco.are u available in now?"

I look like next door girl or school girl but I am also seductive, sassy, sophisticated and very discreet playmate.

A true girlfriend experience for top class executives and mature gentlemen who desire quality and discreet companionship. Work In my private and discrete place...

I was always dreaming about being like a the dirty little porn doll, now is time to try it, would You try it with me?

You will find me to be charming, playful and very open minded when it comes to life, love and lust! I am the ideal companion to make you relaxed after a hard day at work.

 What can you expect from me

Clean , safe and comfortable environment

I will always be freshly showered

Beautiful for you

Easy going and friendly

Great personality with brains to match my body 

I love to please, love to have fun

text me

Full Service Rates:

- 30mins - $200

- 45mins - $250

- 60mins - $300

Outcall 550

Hello, gentlemen. Alice here. Absolutely, meeting me is a lot of fun.A sweet-natured college student with long hair, brown eyes, and smooth skin. i live in a lovely private home with a cozy atmosphere. i new to the area and best high-class buddies who are looking forward to spending time with a kind gentleman:))

A girl who is really passionate about having sex. I will warm up your body from the cold by using my hot body, which has excellent curves and delicate skin.

My gorgeous, pert breasts and my sexy tiny buttocks are just begging to be touched by a man.

I can provide you with a scorching, unrestrained GFE that includes high-voltage sexual gymnastics and an exhilarating climax—or several, if you choose.

Open 9am - late

Nationality : Korean

Measurements : 34D-23-34

Height : 163cm

Weight : 48kg

📞 Text/Call 📞 0431225337 📞

Please address me as babe. No Hidden Numbers, please.

🌻I can provide you a high quality escort services in the comfort of your home or hotel room

🌻My offering service🌻

💦Deep passionate kiss

💦Shower

💦69 & Fingering

💦Love

30mins- $140

60mins- $240

📞 Text/Call 📞 0431225337 📞

I'm sure you want to play with my enormous tits and extremely tight pussy.

🔞 please check my profile details before texting me 👈🏻

My name’s Hannah I am 26yr old, Size 12, From north of Thailand I am chubby girl not skinny size, perfect for who’s love curvy natural look not much make up on face, body big bum and natural boobies with beautiful tits pretty face more naughty friendly cutie and I do best service healing body treatment with proper massage therapist guarantee 7 years working Thai massage therapy

  Professional massage strong table including Traditional Thai massage and Remedial oil with Tiger balm or Boxing herb oil, Clean up with hot towel for this price already included hand relief + blowjob with cover and touching body cum on body or boobies also fully naked off.

📌(Free Hot stone massage for up an hours service)🆓✅

  $150 for 30 min

  $200 for 45 min

  $250 for 60 min

  $350 for 90 min

  Full services Including fusion full body massage relaxing touching from head to feet combination massages services, Sex in different positions + blowjob with cover, cum on body, liking nipple, foot playing, heels job, prostate by finger, kissing on body and erotic massage body slides.

  $200 for 30 min

  $250 for 45 min

  $300 for 60 min

  $400 for 90 min

📌Please make sure you have make appointments before you coming with only by text on 0452384996.

(if you need a call just leave message)

📌State your name and time you want with service including the duration.

(no wasting time or fake booking will be blocked straight, Another ways you can do reschedule your time before your booking time coming that’s will be fine)

I will get back to you soon, I promise 😘

***Room service available ***

✅ Hygiene disposable bed sheet all new! ♻️

✅ Clean fresh towels for shower before and after 💦

✅ Air conditioner, Heater ❄️🔥

✅ Parking on side street 🅿️

✅ Private room in unit very quiet no another person 🔞

✅ Start work from Morning till 10pm.☀️-🌙



(New client Deposits $20 no refund)

 ( prefer Cash )💵

⚠️Note‼️

🚫 No Call ID, Never answer

🚫 No outcall, No anal

🚫 No Natural or DFK service

🚫 The service No discount❗️

📍Location: Near Fairfield station and shopping center 5 min.

Please don’t hesitate to contact me if you have any questions. DO NOT just say Hi, Hello, Address, country, pic, I am won’t answer it.‼️☝🏻

All photos verified I am real girl not scammers or used fake pics 🔞

⚠️I do working by independent no another girls please don’t asked.

Thank you for being reading all and regards respectful. 🙏🏻😊

😘

💗💕Waiting you into my tight little bottle💕💗

Hey guys 😉 

I have 36DD and smooth skin ! I juts wanna find some good sex and have fun and also need some support 🥰❣️And I always need fxxk!😍even my boyfriend said “l m too much “😅😅😁

 Release me and I will be yours to serve you pleasing excitement to grant your wishes 👅

 All your needs and desire will come true as long as you rub mine nasty wetty and put into my bottle! 💦

 Promise to bring unforgettable excitement and I WILL NOT STOP until your cum !🥰🥰

I offer extra service too ,just text me to ask more details ❣️❣️

130/20min

180/30min

280/60min

Rub me NOW 💞❤

Outcall $550+/1 hr

 0485 511 926

All my ads are placed no further than a short drive away from my location.

‼️‼️Please read my ad carefully‼️‼️

My photos are recent, real and verified.

🚫NO PAYID OR BANK TRANSFERS

🚫NO NATURAL SERVICES

🚫NO OUTCALLS

Shower facilities included (and required) and discreet street parking is available. 

⬇️⬇️⬇️SERVICES:⬇️⬇️⬇️

Blow and go-

$150/10 MINS

Covered blowjob only

🍆GFE: Standard Full Service Experience 🍆

$200/15 MINS

$250/30 MINS

$350/45 MINS

$400/60 MINS

Sex in multiple positions, covered blowjob, light kissing, cuddling, COB, rimming on me, mutual oral, Spanish, sexy lingerie and 69.

PSE: Naughty, Rough+Sexy Full Service Experience⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

$300/15 MINS

$350/30 MINS

$450/45 MINS

$500/60 MINS

Multiple shots, Sex in many positions, role play and outfit requests, hair pulling, light BDSM, dirty talk, spanking, light choking, cum on body, covered blow job, spanish, face sitting/riding, domination on you, foot fetish, 69, deep throat, toy play, rimming on me/ass worship, ball busting, spitting (on you), sloppy BJs (covered) 

outfit requests available:

School girl, MILF experience, Naughty secretary, nurse, cheerleader, Activewear, Girl Next Door, Stripper chic, Super Slut. 

-FETISH + MISTRESS DOMINATION SERVICE AVAILABLE AT AN EXTRA COST WHEN BOOKING PSE ONLY (enquire for pricing)

MASSAGE:💆‍♂️

(erotic massage with hand relief)

$200 for 30 mins

$230 for 45 mins

+$50 extra for completely nude massage

+$50 CBJ (I don’t offer natural!)

All Service Extras:‼️‼️‼️‼️

$50 cum on face 

$100 Golden Shower (on you) 

$50 Panty + Sock purchase 🩲🧦

❗️Multi shots in hour + PSE bookings❗️

📱📱ONLINE SERVICES:

All online services paid via Beem ONLY

🚫 NO videos

🚫NO calls

🚫NO FaceTime 

🚫NO payid

Sexting -

•$50/10 MINS(paid via BEEM app ONLY) 

This includes: Dirty talk sexting (no videos no FaceTime)

Audio Sex Story-

$50 for x1 pre-recorded fantasy story

Rate Your 🍆🍆-

1. Honest Dick Review
2. Small Penis Humiliation (SPH) review

$25 for 3 images and I will supply a lengthy paragraph rating

I will gladly give unadulterated, unbiased + honest opinion. As an escort I’ve seen 1000s of penises and have extensive knowledge and skill.

—If it’s something you’re seeking I can also give advice on sexual positions along with providing hygiene advice and anatomy information.

💦💦💦ABOUT ME:💦💦

I’m Aussie born, Samoan + Armenian Background,  Tyler (0415806804)

❗️—(I don’t offer natural or bbbj, no I’m not doing it “just for you”. No I don’t offer it as an extra, you don’t need to double check or “try your luck” save yourself the embarrassment and don’t ask)❗️

•If I’m busy and can’t get back to you right away, please leave a message and I will text as soon as I am available. Your text is important to me.

•I do not work in the early hours of 11pm-8am, I will not respond to messages sent during this time.

Come and escape the everyday into my lavishly comfortable, private haven and dive into my natural G cup tits. I’m extremely well travelled and educated, sun kissed brown skin, size 14-16 with a tiny waist and a natural fat ass. 

I can't wait to share with you the ultimate in sensual relaxation and relief, it makes me excited just thinking about it. Nothing turns me on more than seeing a man orgasm with me.

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⁉️IF YOU ARE BLOCKED FROM BAD BEHAVIOUR YOU CAN PAY AN UNBLOCKING FEE ($50) via BEEM to @morteztyler and provide your number in the description. ⁉️

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I love meeting new people and hope we can share the most exciting

adventures together. Sex is the expression of a unique connection. Fuck me

in any position you like, I love sex and all its variety.

I’m a virtuoso between the sheets, dedicated to my craft, and delighting you excites me. I love to spoil my lovers. I am gentle and caring. I want to relax you with sensual body slides, and fulfil your fantasies with my extra special escort services.

My touch is both passionate and understanding. You will feel erotically, exquisitely, loved and wanted. I can be wild, too — I have a playful and mischievous side and once you get me hot I am difficult to tame. I love it when you talk dirty to me.

A few naughty words from you and my gentle caress can become hungry and relentless. Will you beg me to stop, or beg me for more? I prefer spending quality time and companionship over.

Volumes of lovers, so please book ahead so I can give you my complete,

non-rushed and undivided attention to your satisfaction.

My name is Phaikham.

I'm 26 years old, from Thailand, and now I'm here.

Here's my story! 💔

I got married when I was just 18 in Thailand.

But my husband had problems in bed... he couldn't get hard or satisfy me.

It was so frustrating! 😫

I stayed for years, but last year I finally said enough and got divorced.

Now I'm free and ready to explore my wild side! 🎉

I've started working as an escort, and I love it!

I fucking miss real sex, and I'm here to make up for lost time.

That's where you come in! 😉

Yes, you! My sexy client.

I want you inside me, right now!

Let me show you what a young, horny Thai girl can do.

I'm always wet and ready to go. 💋

We can fuck anywhere you like!

In the kitchen 🍳, on the balcony 🌃, in the bathroom 🚿...

I'll ride you hard and make you cum again and again.

Feel my tight pussy squeezing your cock until you can't take it anymore! 🍆💦

I love to kiss deeply, suck your dick, and let you cum all over me.

My body is yours to enjoy.

I'll make you forget everything else and just focus on the pleasure. 😈

Services I offer:

Deep French kissing 😘

Natural blowjob 👅

Titty fucking and cum on my boobs 🍒

Sex in different positions 🛏️

And more... just ask! 😉

I'm available for incalls and outcalls.

Come and empty your balls with me!

You won't regret it. 😏

Book me now and let's have an unforgettable time!

Text me at: 0485 504 207

Phaikham

Your Thai pleasure 💖

Real Fun • Hot Moments • Non-stop Action • Party Welcome

*Don't wait—message me now!

Ayla Rae — A Distinctly Refined, High‑End Companion

With a naturally polished presence and an intuitive sense for genuine connection, I offer an experience defined by elegance, warmth, and thoughtful attention.

I’m Ayla Rae — a youthful, poised companion with an Australian background and a calm, inviting energy. My approach is intentionally unhurried, allowing space for meaningful conversation, authentic rapport, and the kind of ease that only comes from being truly understood.I prioritise emotional intelligence, discretion, and a personalised style of companionship that feels both luxurious and deeply grounding.

A little more about me:

Whether we’re sharing quiet moments or engaging dialogue, my focus is on creating an atmosphere where you feel relaxed, valued, and completely at ease.My brand is built on sincerity, presence, and the art of making time together feel effortlessly memorable.

How to spend time with me? I get quite busy so LUXXX does manage my bookings, so you don't miss out.

Booking information:

Please text me the following:

"Hi my name is (name) I would like to make a booking

Including time, day and length of the booking.

Any extras you’re after please include,

From there I will require a small deposit done via Pay ID which will give you my discreet location - an upscale private Residence. Upon arrival balance is to be paid (cash preferred) a small surcharge is to be paid if balance is Pay ID.

💎 The LUXXX Standard Service

Experience a refined and discreet companionship standard service which is sensual massage into protected blow job and protected sex, designed for those seeking genuine connection, relaxation, and unforgettable intimate experiences. Whether you choose to meet in a luxurious private apartment or prefer the comfort and convenience of your own space, our companions provide a warm, welcoming, and personalised experience tailored to your desires.I offer a wide range of extra services - for an additional fees.

To ensure there is a smooth process please ask prior to booking if after a specific service. **GFE and PSE Packages available**

📍 Discreet Luxury Location

Working from up scale Luxury apartments or discreet Luxury In call location.

No reception, no bumping into other guys.

The LUXXX Sensual Massage Text - subject to availability

Incall 30 mins $200 60 mins $350

Outcall $450 p hour Min 2 hours + Uber to and from

Experience a premium service designed for clients seeking relaxation, discretion, and exceptional companionship at an affordable price. Unwind in a luxurious, private upscale apartment, or enjoy the convenience and comfort of your own home with our outcall service.

Choose from our selection of companions and indulge in a sensual body-to-body massage experience, tailored to help you relax, recharge, and escape into complete comfort and pleasure.

Note: Some extra services discussed on arrival

Group Or Individual Companion Social Hang outs

(Recommended to give as much as possible) – Text for further information on pricing

Our tailored social companionship packages are designed for clients seeking a fun, relaxed, and memorable atmosphere in the comfort of their own home. Whether you’re hosting a private gathering, social event, celebration, or simply looking for great company and positive energy, we offer personalised individual and group experiences to suit your vibe.

Enjoy engaging conversation, entertainment, laughter, games, music, and a welcoming social environment created by our friendly and professional companions. Every booking is customised to your preferences, ensuring a comfortable, respectful, and enjoyable experience focused purely on good company and great energy — strictly social companionship only.

Important notice:

I maintain strict professional boundaries. Natural / Unprotected sex is not offered under any circumstances. I am party friendly to an extent, if you’re to

intoxicated I will cancel the booking with no REFUND! Pushing my boundaries or last-minute cancellations will also be not tolerated.

XX Sweetest kisses and see you soon XX

Ayla Rae 

Let me brighten up your day, you won't be disappointed. I enjoy all services and I have the BEST body ever .

I am a sexy cute girl.my photos are recently,customers told me i look much more better in person,you can try me and spoil yourself too.

My name is Aya 26 yo girl I am currently studying and love to show you my passion toward xxx.

AVOID MAKING UPFRONT PAYMENTS.ONLY PAY AFTER OUR MEETING.

REALITY IS WHAT WE BOTH WANT.

Short intro about myself. I am in size 7. 165cm, 50kg, Curvy and slim body. I love exercise, especially SEXERCISE. In my culture, sex is a joyful activity and its my job to make you a satisfy and happy customer.

You can come to check out my sweet peachy bum, slide through my smooth skins. we will have fun together. I provide full service. GFE, we can shower together, kiss and cuddle . and I can dinner with u, drink together, reduce your lonely ...Watch me slowly strip for you, let me tease you with my smooth, tight Asian. I love all positions –

Fantasy dress also can be arranged. Let me know what you would like, I will try my best to arrange.

I offer full services .

Outcall 550 one hour fully included.No hiding cost

Extremely horny and fun 25yo Aussie Blonde available for a short time only. Curvy body with beautiful lactating tits.

300 for 1hr of fun. Incalls my place, please send the time you prefer and I will respond.

Hi babe 💋

I’m Salena — a beautiful and sensual Thai lady with a radiant smile and a playful, cheeky charm. I love dressing in elegant sexy lingerie — just for you… come and experience it for yourself ❤️

I’m warm, passionate, and attentive, with a natural ability to make you feel relaxed, desired, and completely satisfied. Whether you prefer something sweet and gentle or a little more exciting, I’m here to create a memorable experience tailored to you.

I’m open-minded and adventurous, and I love exploring chemistry and connection. Let’s enjoy a special time together… just the way you like it 😉 please no natural sex.

✨ Full Service

15 mins (Quick visit) – $150

30 mins – $200

45 mins – $300

60 mins – $350

✨ Massage Experience

massage body-to-body massage with a sensual, relaxing finish, happy ending bj

30 mins – $150

45 mins – $250

60 mins – $300

Cash only

📞 Text or call: 0413488662

I’m looking forward to meeting you and making your time unforgettable 💋

so like… hey. i’m Juno.

29. thick in all the right places. not one of those skinny minnies who’s scared of a meal. nah babe – i got meat. soft tummy, fat ass, and these tits? let’s just say they’re real fuckin’ friendly 😈

you ever hungry for a woman who actually wants to be eaten? like – not just politely. i mean face first, no manners, get sloppy with it kinda hungry. yeah. that’s me.

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last week this carpet cleaner bloke shows up. van outside. big stompy boots. said he just needed to do the lounge room.

well.

he’s on his knees with the machine, and i’m in this little short robe – oops, forgot to tie it properly. every time he reaches forward, my thigh just happens to brush the back of his head. he’s tryna be professional n shit but his breathing’s getting all ragged. finally he looks up & his eyes go straight up my robe.

“you’re not gonna let me finish this job, are you?” he asks, voice all cracked.

i just bite my lip n pull the robe over my head.

he tackled me onto the wet carpet. didn’t even care. yanked my legs apart n shoved his whole face in my pussy like he hadn't eaten in weeks. licking so rough i grabbed a fistful of his hair n scream into my own arm. then he flips me on all fours – carpet burn on my knees, don’t care – n fucks me from behind while i'm drooling on the floor. his boss calls. he picks up. “yeah this stain’s stubborn as hell” – while still pumping into me. i came twice before he pulled out n painted my lower back.

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so yeah. that’s the kinda energy i bring.

i ride you cowgirl till your soul leaves your dick.

i suck you like i'm mad at you for not calling sooner.

i will whisper absolute filth in your ear n then giggle right after.

i’m a soft nasty bitch – sweet eyes, dirty mouth. i love slow grindin n then suddenly biting your shoulder when i cum. i get off on u getting off. n i can go allll night cos my sex drive is stupid high.

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HOW TO GET THIS 👇

don’t call me unless you’re dying – i’ll be busy ridin some other dude’s face probably. text me. i’ll reply when i’m not in the middle of making someone see stars 🌟

💰 payment:

cash & payid ONLY – instant transfers only babes. delayed or pending? nah don’t even try. i need that money now so i can keep this airbnb booked 😘

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come get messy with me.

just don’t leave any stains on my carpet unless it’s yours 💦

xoxo

Juno

Yo. I’m Mei. 👋

45 years old. Yeah, that’s right – half a century of dirty wisdom packed into a body that still makes boys cry n’ men beg. 🍑💋

Don’t expect no fancy lady bullshit from me. I ain’t here to sip tea n’ talk feelings. I’m here to fuckin’ devour u – then kick ur sorry ass out so I can nap. 😴

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Lemme tell u somethin’ that happened 2 months ago – cuz this is the energy u get with me:

JAN heatwave from hell, my AC’s been dead for three days. Sweat’s drippin’ off my tits like a leaky faucet. This lanky repair dude shows up – armpits lookin’ like two wet raccoons. I answer the door in a soaked-ass tank top (no bra, obviously) n’ a thong that’s basically a fuckin’ dental floss challenge. 🥵

He’s tryna act professional, checkin’ the thermostat. But I’m leanin’ over him – my sweat’s literally ploppin’ onto his tool belt. He’s turnin’ red like a tomato. Finally he just SNAPS – shoves me onto the couch, rips my panties off with his teeth (yeah, the dude’s got skills). Then he gives me the messiest, wettest, loudest head of my entire damn life. I’m screamin’ so hard my neighbor texts “u ok?” – bitch I’m FANTASTIC. 🤪

After I came three times from his tongue alone, he wraps his shit up (cuz I ain’t stupid) n’ takes me missionary while the dead fan spins above us like a useless ceiling jewelry. I come two more times. He fixed the AC after. Barely. 😂

That’s the kinda wild shit u get when u call me. Not some starfish deadfish.

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I ain’t gonna pretend I’m a “graceful lady” – nah. I’m that 45yo MILF who knows exactly where ur dick wants to be before u do. 💅

I’ll ride u like a stolen Harley – bounce on that cock till u see stars n’ beg me to slow down (I won’t). Or bend u over my couch n’ make u watch yourself in the mirror while I take what I want. 🛋️💦

Wanna shove my face into the mattress n’ pound me from behind? Go ahead – but don’t cry when u can’t walk straight after.

Wanna lay back n’ let me do all the work? Fine by me – I’ll drain every drop n’ leave u twitchin’.

I love havin’ a wet face – so if u got a tongue, use it. I’ll grind on ur mouth ‘til my legs shake. 😛

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💰 Payment – don’t waste my time:

Cash 💵 or PAYID (instant only – if it says “pending” or “delayed” I’m ghostin’ ur ass. No joke.)

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📱 Hit me up by TEXT only.

I ain’t answerin’ calls while I’m busy gettin’ my back blown out by some other lucky bastard. I’ll text u back when I’m done – could be 5 mins, could be 5 hours. Deal with it. 😘

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I’m Indepent , Private. Discreet? Yeah, sure – but also loud as fuck if u do it right.

Come over or don’t. I really don’t give a shit. But if u do… bring water. U gonna need it. 💧

– Mei 🦊

The 45yo chaos u didn’t know u needed