Greenacre Escorts & Adult Services

Attention,INSTAGRAM: soulkimchi.

watch my video on my instagram.

Attention, I'm not fake,I'm sick of people who collect photos and sick of time waster, if u looking for fun, I'm the one won't let u down. If u don't believe me,don't ask me to verify pics,don't waste my time.

My name is kim—Korean chick.I am a 19 years old sexy Doll with luscious long hair, Trim, toned size 6 body and an ass to die for! Gents, use your imagination and imagine what my flexible, soft body can do wrapped around you.

My super sweet yet cheeky personality will make you feel comfortable and confident to get the sexy time moving. I love my job, I love being sensual and seeing a person turned on makes me one happy girl! There is no need to feel shy as I will make you feel completely at ease the moment we touch.

I am always well presented and considerate towards my clients, I pay extra attention to staying clean for you, so the same is expected in return. My warmth and passion will make our private time together unforgettable, and totally refresh your body and soul.

please call now on before you miss it out..

 Outcall 550 one hour fully included.No hiding cost

Deluxe Full Body Massage for the Discerning Gentleman

An upscale service for those who value authentic physical touch - step in to my immaculate and discreet luxury apartment in Sydney's inner west and let me take over. 

Full sensual body-to-body warm oil, deep tissue massage by a trained massage provider.

Massage offers a chance to slow down, let go, and surrender to the moment. Warm hands, gentle pressure, and flowing movements can help melt away tension, awaken the senses, and create a feeling of complete relaxation. 

I offer either a CLASSIC or a LUXE massage service, please see details in the extra's section.

Heated oil, heated towels, skilled hands, you deserve to be touched.

I am now also available for the ultimate luxury of a FOUR HANDED MASSAGE with one of my beautiful friends. You haven’t experienced true pleasure until you’ve been massaged by two beautiful women. Please enquire for availability.

I am an extremely private and discreet low volume provider. There is ample parking and accessible public transport near my apartment.

I require a DEPOSIT to confirm all appointments. This can be paid either through Beem, or direct deposit to a business account. Deposits are non-negotiable. Thank you. xx

️CONTACT: TEXT/SMS ONLY

0414 989 649

I do not answer calls, please do not call me.

I see respectful clients of all ages (18+), nationalities, gender and abilities.

Everyone deserves a HAPPY ENDING, especially you. xx

**PLEASE NOTE: I TAKE VERY FEW APPOINTMENTS AND I OFTEN CANNOT RESPOND BACK QUICKLY DUE TO OTHER COMMITMENTS. PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS AS RUDENESS, I AM ACTUALLY TRYING TO BE RESPECTFUL AND DISCRETE. PLEASE MESSAGE AGAIN IF YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED A RESPONSE.**

• Hi,guys

New girl is coming 100 %accurate and genuine. The photos that I have placed on the ad are all my genuine photos, so the person you see in the photos is who will greet you at the door.

Just arrived here and not gonna stay here for long.

I’m hot, playful and friendly. I have a hot body and a prefect smooth skin, you will not stop yourself and touch me again and again.

I know exactly what you want and how to give it to you. I can give you the best service of full service you can expect with passion, emotion, sex, blowjobs and 69. Let me show you my amazing sucking skills I promise you have never experienced this before.

 DONATION:

🌼 30Mins - $200

🌼 1hr - $300

🌼 VIP 1hr - $450 (GFE, PSE, VIP Diamond , DOM, MULTI SHOTS)

🌼 Outcalls 1hr - $500 (in 8 km)

 0489 145 581

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📞 **Call Us:** 02 8123 1800  

📍 **Location:** 27 Clarendon St, Artarmon

At Centrefolds, we take pride in our exquisite selection of stunning ladies from all corners of the globe. Featuring mostly Australian, European, and South American beauties aged 18 to 35, with sizes ranging from 6 to 16, we truly have someone for everyone!

Experience the ultimate girlfriend experience, tailored just for you, complete with an array of enticing erotic extras upon request. 

Upon arrival at Centrefolds of Sydney, you will be greeted by our friendly receptionist team, who will attentively assist you in choosing from our stunning selection of ladies. You’ll be escorted into a private waiting room, where each of the ladies will spend a short time with you, discussing how they can best meet your needs. Once you’ve made your selection, your stunning lady will take you through to one of our 10 newly renovated, purpose-built rooms. If you appreciate the finer things in life, make sure to try our deluxe spa suite, where you can unwind in a fresh water spa while one of our beautiful ladies caters to your every need.

Centrefolds is located centrally to the Northern and North western suburbs of Sydney, North Sydney and the CBD. 

Exciting News!

You asked, and we listened—15-minute in-calls are now available for just $190. Experience a quick, hot, and steamy rendezvous!

We’re also proud to offer easy disability access through our main entrance, featuring a specially built room and bathroom to ensure your experience is enjoyable and welcoming.

Look no further for Sydney’s newest and most exclusive gentleman's club!  

Join us at Centrefolds of Sydney today! 

📍 Address: 27 Clarendon St, Artarmon  

📞 Phone: 02 8123 1800  

🌐 Website: www.centrefoldsofsydney.com.au

Hi there,

Pleasure to meet you, i am your down-to-earth girl next door with a passion for genuine connection. I am petite in height but curvy at the hips.

I love creating meaningful, intimate moments that linger in your thoughts long after we part, the kind of experience you’ll find yourself replaying for hours… even days after we meet

Physical touch is my love language, and I adore sharing relaxed, sensual moments that feel natural, present, and unhurried. I love to make you feel appreciated and looked after in every way.

I’m new to the industry and genuinely excited to please you. I can’t wait to connect and create something special together that is unforgettable. let's make every single one of your desires a reality.

Please message with:

Name:

Requested time

Requested date

Duration

I accept Cash & Beemit

No Payid

Can't wait to share some exciting moments together

take care

Holli xx

TWITTER:ESCORTSYOYO.

SMS me :Name/Time that you wanna come /The lengths of sessions you're expecting.

Hi❤️Gentlemens

I’m Nana!PARTY sexy hotty NEW in Sydney. Who has Unsatisfy Desire and who enjoy sex.

☑️I am here to ensure you enjoy the entire stimulating and sensual journey, and not merely the destination!

☑️kiss you all over and most importantly wrap around your .

☑️rock your world and stimulate you in way that you only thought were possible in your deepest fantasies!

☑️My desire is to have you enjoy every second of our time together so much i won’t be satisfied until you are. that you can’t help but come back for more.\

Full service includes

 Role play,Touching mutual masturbation, cuddling, different positions, shower together,light kissing,COB, Lap dance , Body slides, sensual touching, Licking,69,Striptease,Sex with Condom 

Let me brighten up your day, you won't be disappointed. I enjoy all services and I have the BEST body ever.

I am a sexy cute girl. my photos are recent,customers told me I look much better in person, you can try me and spoil yourself too.

My name is Aya 26 yo girl I am currently studying and love to show you my passion for xxx.

AVOID MAKING UPFRONT PAYMENTS.ONLY PAY AFTER OUR MEETING.

REALITY IS WHAT WE BOTH WANT.

Short intro about myself. I am in size 7. 165cm, 50kg, Curvy and slim body. I love exercise, especially SEXERCISE. In my culture, sex is a joyful activity, and its my job to make you a satisfied and happy customer.

You can come to check out my sweet peachy bum, and slide through my smooth skin. we will have fun together. I provide full service. GFE, we can shower together, kiss, and cuddle. and I can have dinner with you, drink together, and reduce your lonely ...Watch me slowly strip for you, let me tease you with my smooth, tight Asian. I love all positions –

A fantasy dress also can be arranged. Let me know what you would like, I will try my best to arrange it.

I offer full services.

Outcall 550 one hour fully included.No hiding cost

hello lovers! Genuine bookings only.

Welcome to my page,

my wetchats:sukurasukya

my what app:sukurasukya

my instal:sukaralove

I’m Susan, beautiful elegant Tokyo doll, long and silky hair.

A booking with me is one you will never forget, I enjoy my job so much; I love having sex and I love meeting new people and exploring their bodies, I’m a very open minded young woman who LOVES pleasing others, I like others experiencing a huge amount of passion, sensual and sexual energy as I experience!

I pride myself on my genuine nature. There are no hidden cost, or exaggerations about my services, size or age!

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Statistics: 

Name: susan

Age: 22 years old 

Nationality: Japanese

Hair: black long length 

Eyes: big round blue 

Skin: fair, smooth

Bust:DD Natural.

*outcall to cbd or surrounding areas*

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I want to be honest.there are a lot of time wasters! pls geninune bookings only .

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SERVICE INCLUDES:

Sensual naked massage 

Affectionate kissing 

Affectionate cuddling 

Body kissing 

Covered blow job 

COB- cum on body 

DATY- oral on me 

DFK- deep French kissing 

Dinner companion 

Dirty talk

GFE- girlfriend experience 

Body slides 

Hand relief 

Sex in multiple positions 

Multiple shots

Mutual masterbation

Spooning 

Strip tease

Sexy lingerie 

Teasing and pleasing

Hi guys:

💦 I am MISS LEA, 28years old With DD cup boobs killer body.

💦 Sexy,SWEET and the perfect amount of NAUGHTINESS!

💦 The body of a goddess; the personality of an angel! Your time with me will be heavenly!

💦 Clean, discreet (our time is our little secret and above all totally REAL!

💦 you will see the fun we together because we enjoy it at the same time.

💦 I'm a sexy exotic naughty companion and I enjoy the company of smart, witty, and charming men.

Services offered:

I provide an intimate Girlfriend experience including:

Girlfriend experience

Sex in multiple positions 

Deep French Kissing

Shower for two

Sensual massage 

Pussy play 

Hand job

Oral on you

DATY- oral on me

Sexy lingerie 

Deep Throat/ Gagging

My goal is to make you feel worshiped and adored like you never have before. I’ll make you feel like the King 👑

Free short-distance Uber ride because I drive alone. 

For genuine bookings, no deposit is required.

 🔥Hottest Nuru Body rub in Northern Sydney, SEXIEST LUXURY SHOWER BLOW in SUKEBE STOOL the Best Layback play.

🚿SHOWER TOGETHER

+ WET MOUTH CUPPING

💭BUBBLE BATH POLISH +PROSTATE PLAY ON SUKEBE CHAIR🛐

Welcome Back to the Special bodyrub at NORTHERN SYDNEY, Outcall Available in Advance Booking to specific premises Only.

Hi gentleman, I m Cara, The REAL GIRL In ads pictures with Verified Photos, sized 8 toned body, DEFINITELY Unhurried Relaxation given by an experienced messeuse with seing limited number of peoples each day. .

I work INDEPENDENT from a private studio. 

All photos on ads 100% REAL ME granted with PHOTO VERIFIED Watermark by website .

 No additional photos as they are all here .

I 'm happy to see all clients of any age or nationalities,my Malaysian Chinese mixed background allowed me to communicate in English, Mandarin, Malay, Indonesian, Cantonese and Taiwanese.

I serve my clients with Genuine Nuru set up make all comfortable experience in the session.

My comfy warm hands massage and soft skin cling to every inches of your body with wet Nuru slide ,some other fun pleasure also available with Taylor Made Session.

SMS /WHATSAPP me with 30min. early notice for a best arrangement in passionate NURU RELAXATION booking.

Available from 10am - 10pm Monday to Sunday

INCALL only.

Additional HOT 🔥 items available with Extra :

 Text me for Service Details.

❣️💦💞💋 ❣️💦💞💋 ❣️💦

PLS NOTICE YOU ARE TALKING TO MYSELF.

I AM A PRIVATE INDEPENDENT MESSEUSE.

My Signature service :

🙌NURU FANTASY RELAXATION🙌

❤️‍🔥NURU WET INTIMATE GFE 💞

🤲WARMING BODY RUB +HAND FINISH👐

 ☑️TO MAKE A BOOKING☑️

📲 PLEASE TEXT FIRST!📲

Text SMS/WHATSAPP Only for booking.

[Enquiry without basic details will be ignore.]

*30min notice PRIOR booking Please*

• For booking Please
• Text me with
• Your NAME & Located Area
• Length & Type of Service
• Estimated Time Arrive
• Your Ethinicity & Age
• The website you found me
•  
• ☑️Example☑️
•  
• [Hi. CARA, I got your number from EB, I 'm Gxxx, Aussie caucasian, I m located in xxxxx would like to book *1 hour VIP* service at *2PM*(time).]

will get back to you ASAP .

📟Only visible number calls and text will be entertained.

Rude enquiries will be ignore.📟

❎No group or Narcotic / Alcoholic bookings.❎

❎Limited extras available. No Greek services, sorry. ❎

NON OF THIS BELOW PLEASE

⛔ NO PRIVATE /UNKNOWN NUMBER

⛔ NO PICK UP PHONE

⛔ NO MIDNIGHT/VIDEO CALL PLEASE!

I am 28 years old, dress size 8 and stand at 5ft6 tall.

I am a lonely housewife,I need a good fuxk.

Benefit from me,i am experienced, and we can try lots of different things.i am fun and love lots of parties.

My skin tone is tan and my figure is tone. I have naturally long black hair, dark brown eyes and a contagious smile.

My service is always high class and discrete. I travel to your home, work or hotel or I am hosting in sydney.

My photos are recent and genuine.

I am a independent escort.

Additional price information

GFE

* includes body massage, mutual oral (69), natural oral, kissing, cuddling, multiple positions and multiple shots

PSE

* includes natural oral, DFK, spanking, slapping, choking, gagging, hair pulling, anal play on you and multiple shots.

EXTRAS

COB, COF, toys, role play, dirty talk, digital service, fantasy & fetishes, doubles, couples and over-night stays.

Hourly rate will be lowered for longer/extended bookings.

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WE ACCEPT AFTER PAY

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Sensual Asian massage in Chatswood – private, intimate and deeply satisfying.

Beautiful and friendly therapist offering a warm, inviting and unforgettable experience in a clean and discreet setting.

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NEW GIRLS EVERY DAY

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Enjoy a slow, smooth and sensual full body session with soft touch, close body contact and attentive movements designed to awaken your senses and bring you deep relaxation and pleasure.

Every session is personalised and open-minded, focusing on connection, comfort and indulgence, creating a truly immersive and satisfying experience that you will want to return to.

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WE ACCEPT AFTER PAY

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✨ Private and discreet environment

✨ Sensual and engaging experience

✨ Warm, soft and attentive touch

✨ Open-minded and experienced

Convenient Chatswood location, easy access.

Call or message now to enjoy your time.

Add: 29 Oscar st chatswood

Book now:0456192786

Web: 29massage.shop

Welcome to Phantom Escorts

📱 0406 539 058 📱

Add us on our Telegram Chanel for the latest pictures of our stunning ladies: https://t.me/+Cs1ezRO-uCg1YTY1

Sydney’s leading high end escort agency providing outcalls to all Sydney hotels and residents. Our ladies offer a minimum of 1 hour service and all provide a sensual girlfriend experience with a variety of extras available on discussion.  

With over 20 years industry experience, we understand the importance of getting what you paid for. All of our photos are 100% real and our experienced reception team is on hand to assist you with any further information you need about our ladies. 

All of our escorts are selected through our personalised interview process, and only a handful will be successfully selected to join our extensive training program to ensure they provide you with the ultimate in erotic pleasures.

We take clients confidentiality seriously, providing a discreet service at all times. Including when arriving and leaving your premises, we find our clients prefer our ladies to dress more casually. Should you wish otherwise please notify reception when making your booking.

Our escort agency proudly flaunts some of the most exotic and alluring ladies you will ever meet. These talented high class courtesans are experts in the adult industry, with dedication to deliver complete customer satisfaction.

Pricing starts at $550 per hour plus return travel. 

Deposit is required via Beem it App with cash payment for the remainder available. For more information on the Beem it app please visit: 

https://www.beemit.com.au/

📱 0406 539 058 📱

Your night of unbridled passion is a phone call away. 

WANT TO MAKE A BOOKING?

We warmly welcome you to get in contact with our team here at Phantom Escorts, feel free to enquire about our girls and services, and ask any questions you may have.

Call 0406539058 or text the following details and we will call you back with the ladies who will be available.

Suburb of booking:

Preferred Date of Booking:

Length of booking:

Specific Service requirements:

FAQ’S

What type of services do the escorts provide?

Our Escorts provide a very sensual Girlfriend Experience at the very minimum. This includes sex in multiple positions, mutual protected oral and light kissing. A lot of our ladies off further services in addition to a very sexy girlfriend experience, which can be discussed with them during your booking. If you are after a particular service our Receptionists would be happy to assist in finding the perfect lady for you. 

How do I book an Escort?

Please call our friendly receptionists to make your booking. We will confirm all the details and arrange for your lovely lady to arrive at the destination of your choice. Please be aware that we can only accept bookings over the phone. You will be required to call on a visible number to make your booking. We will only be able to answer general enquiries from a private number. 

Can I be assured of high quality?

Yes, Phantom Escorts prides itself on selecting only the finest escorts. We focus not only on looks but on their ability to provide the most sensual service. Our ladies are well versed and able to present themselves to the highest standard. They are also adaptable and extremely professional at all times. Phantom Escorts guarantees the Service of all Escorts. 

How do you guarantee my privacy?

Discretion is our number one priority along with safety. All correspondence is confidential and never shared with a third party. All our escorts sign a non disclosure contract which we take very seriously. Each escort works for our agency knowing she is not able to share information about any clients to anyone.

Do they provide extra services?

Majority of our ladies provide services outside the standard Girlfriend Experience. If you are looking for a particular service, please contact our receptionists to discuss further. Some of the extra service our ladies offer include: Porn Star Experience, Anal, costumes, Doubles, Lesbian Doubles and Couples services. 

What is your cancellation policy?

If you need to cancel your booking and our lady is already on her way, you will be required to pay the return travel for our lady. 

What is the minimum time I can book for?

A minimum booking of 1 hour is required.

Do your escorts practice safe sex?

Yes, all of our ladies practice safe sex in all services they provide. On top of always practicing safe sex our ladies are also very conscious of their own health. They regularly get general sexual health tests. Given the current situation all of our ladies will not be available if they have any cold or flu symptoms and ask that you do not book should you be showing any signs or symptoms of a cold or flu. 

How much extra is Travel?

We base our travel fees on the amount of a return Uber at the time of booking. 

How will the ladies arrive?

Our ladies are dropped off and picked up by an in-house driver who is also contractually bound to ensure your privacy. This is in an inconspicuous car so not need to worry. The driver will not enter your premises but park nearby until the lady confirms her safety and that there is no unknown people at the property. Should you wish to make a booking and have housemates etc at your house, this is fine just let our receptionists know who is there. Our ladies will provide true services in a private room or extra fees may be aplicable for others to watch. 

What payment methods do you accept? 

Our ladies accept cash or card payment on arrival as well as Beem It payments. To download the Beem It app or for more information please visit: https://www.beemit.com.au/

I am toned and take good care of my body. I love meeting new people and genuinely.

I am Sexy and Naughty. I'm 22 years of age, and size 6. I'm very bubbly 

and fun to be around and can easily hold an intelligent conversation. 

call or text me at , waiting to see you darling..

I keep fit , I love my sit ups, and skipping probably where I got my height since i was young :) It's more for you to enjoy

• Asian Slim Body with a nice firm ass

• I am very lean so I am light to handle

• I have a deep seductive look I like to stare at you while we ride

• Clean down below and it's a tight afair

• My hair is silky black against my tanned long body

• A handfull sized Perky breasts

Love to moan slightly as we kick off and elevate this till you pass out with a smile :)

I offer the ultimate girlfriend experience and love to pamper and be pampered. 

I hope I intrigue you.....Leaving you wanting to know more.

Great top enjoyable full service: kiss and cuddle, erotic massage, body rub and sliding, Natural 

French, mutual69, variety positions sex, some extra fantasy and 

Unrushed service. I will dressing sexy lingerie, stocking and high heels here waiting for you. 

Hi Gentleman, ☎️.I am sure if you see me in the person, you will like me so much coz.Don’t hesitate to call me if you have any questions.

i am extremely naughty and hot girl which are personality cuties and sexist sometimes depends on who looks at me i believe gives us the advantages and badly over other. I am confident i would look after you well very that you won’t be disappointed.

 DON'T PAY ANY MONEY UPFRONT.PAY ONLY AFTER WE MEET.

WE BOTH WANT TO BE REAL.

^.^ Gorgeous naughty 26years old , stunning with natural real Bcup nice firm breast , curvy, very friendly and happy girl. I'm hot babe with sexy look perfect . I offer the best service . Relaxation get tired from work Come and visit me . I provide my service in luxuries discrete , private and nice place 

You will always be greeted with me dressed in a stylish choice of lingerie, stockings, heels and makeup.

I am playful and fun girl, passionate with sex. I can be your sweetheart or your wild sexy kitten. I'm sure you will enjoy my company.

With my model body, I can do great service for you, Happy to give and receive to cater your need and fantasies. 

I will make you never forget that we've been together. I will give unrushed time, share a drink, conversation and fun times

Outcall 550 for one hour, with a reasonable travel expense included.

💘 Love to party & having fun on bed.. Easy said, action speaks louder than words.

Welcome to my page..I hope you like the photos. They are all genuine and recent photos.I'm your stunning,exotic and Sexy Independent high class Escort girl.Let me take you into my world full of fantasie!

I am DEE 27 years old ,Friendly and open mind.

Booking number D.

Sz6, Slim body,165cm,

Fully shaven.love 69. Smooth.pretty face,

very sexy -Fun, Never rushed,

friendly and open mind.

My Service available

Passionate / Romantic Kissing

COB coming on breast

Oral/ TADY/ Dirty Talk

Testicular Tongue Massage

Variety of Positions

Mutual Masturbation

PSE-porn star experience

GFE-girl friend experience

COB Golden shower

* NO GREEK ; NO NATURAL SEX!

Hi guys:

I am an honest person, and I like to be treated with sincerity. If you're just here to waste time, please move along.

-Sexy,SWEET and the perfect amount of NAUGHTINESS!

-The body of a goddess; the personality of an angel! Your time with me will be heavenly!

clean, discreet (our time is our little secret), and above all, totally real!

You will see the fun we have together because we enjoy it at the same time.

I'm a sexy, exotic, naughty companion, and I enjoy the company of smart, witty, and charming men.

I am a very playful girl, as you can see from my photos. I'm very fit and active.

Services offered:

I provide an intimate girlfriend experience, including:

Sex in multiple positions 

Deep French Kissing

Shower for two

Sensual massage 

Pussy play 

Hand job

Oral on you

DATY: oral on me

Sexy lingerie 

Deep Throat or Gagging

My goal is to make you feel worshipped and adored like you never have before. I’ll make you feel like the king.

Yo. Listen up cunt (yeah i said it) 😘

I’m Natalia. 26. Colombian as hell. Now burnin’ up streets like a goddamn forest fire. 💃🔥

You want some sad story? save it. I ain’t your therapist.

What i got is a tight little body, a filthy mouth, and zero patience for dudes who text me “u avail?” like a fuckin’ robot. 🤖

I do what i want. When i want. With who i want… if they got cash or fast PayID. 😈

Let me tell you ‘bout last week’s little adventure – cause that’s the kinda freak i am

So this NBN dickhead shows up at 4pm Friday. Skinny as a rake, acne scars all over, hands like fuckin’ shovels. Nervous as a virgin in a brothel. He’s gotta run a new fibre line through my roof.

Me? I’m wearin’ a see-through fishnet top that’s basically two holes and a prayer, and these tiny little shorts that say “EAT ME” in sparkles across the ass. No bra. Obviously.

He’s tryna check the modem but his eyes keep droppin’ to my tits like they got magnets. I ask if he wants a beer. Then I bend over to grab one from the bottom shelf – slow like. He gets a full show. His cargo shorts start lookin’ like a fuckin’ tent.

So I walk over, drop to my knees, pull his cock out with my teeth (yeah, teeth – gentle but nasty), and just go to town right there on the dusty living room floor. He makes this little puppy whimper sound. Pathetic. Cute.

I pop off, look up at him all sloppy, and go “Alright big boy – now fuck me like you’re tryna install that NBN. Fast. Unreliable. And don’t you dare stop halfway.”

He laughs like an idiot, then shoves me onto the couch, rips my shorts off, rolls on a rubber (don’t worry baby – i don’t do bareback, not ever), and pounds me so deep i swear i tasted his balls. He came on my belly first time. Second time? sprayed all over my face like a fuckin’ sprinkler. Left his drill behind. Guess what i use it for now. 😉

What i’m into (and what i’m NOT – figure it out)

I love it nasty. Kitchen counter. Bathroom floor. Against the window so the neighbours can watch. I’ll suck you like a lollipop ‘til your eyes roll back. Ride you like a stolen motorcycle. Let you pull my hair, slap my ass, call me your dirty little Colombian slut.

Here’s the deal, champ:

I take CASH or PayID – but listen close: INSTANT ONLY. If it says “pending” or “delayed”? Nah. I ain’t your bank. Don’t waste my time. 💸

Also – DON’T FUCKIN’ CALL ME. Send a text. I’ll reply when i’m not busy getting my guts rearranged by some other horny bastard. Might be 5 minutes. Might be 5 hours. Deal with it. ✌️

Still think you can handle a real Colombian firecracker?

Come find out. Or don’t. I got better things to do… like my NBN guy’s drill. 😜

Natalia – Your Worst & Best Idea

No princess shit. Just wet, wild, and wicked.