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Tatted Trans girl, Lexi!!!
Hey hey, my name is Lexi
I'm a 26 yr old tattooed trans woman, who loves intimate moments and fun times!
I am caring, non judgemental and love a good chat, so hit me up ☺️
Things I like:
Cuddling
Teasing
Bondage
Light impact play
Light choking
Hair pulling
Good chats
Let me know what you’re looking for and for how long, and we can go from there
My rates are full service ❤️
Mistress B Wilde - Sydney's Experienced Dominatrix / Femdom Player.
– To my fellow kinksters –
In whatever shape, taste, sight or sound you take, I’m the sick puppy that enjoys engaging the other in a respectful, filthy, ethical, depraved, and truly delightful way.
Mistress B Wilde has offered her kink services to Newtown, NSW for 10+ years –
Whether this is an education / introduction service or you’re an experienced player.
From exploration to fetish, Mistress makes it happen.
Those new or interested in how this Mistress works:
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I will engage you with a genuine and authentic presence, which ascertains that you offer the same.
Mistress has a delightful BDSM Dungeon based in Newtown, NSW.
It’s stocked with all the toys we can play with too.
Mistress offers a very personalised service. BDSM isn’t a practice that you just pay a couple of dollars for and then rock up.
Negotiation is a huge and important part of our play together. I can be many things to you curious one, yet a mind reader will never be one of them.
Having an understanding of your limits and expectations means the services offered are rendered under the ethic in your best interests / limits.
Let's explore the darkest regions of your sexuality, those " I've always wanted to ... " moments.
A ‘firm’ believer in negotiation before playing, it’s important to have a firm idea of what you’re looking to experience.
MISTRESS NEEDS TO KNOW
- What you’d like to experience
- Length of Booking
- Where
- Dates / Times / Your availability
includes location / FAQ / services / pictures and videos ) before contacting me as I am a very busy service.Take time to view my website (
The process of making a booking is made easier by using the contact form on my own site.
Genuine clients- including 'First Timers' most welcome with no judgement.
I appreciate all genders, nationalities and sexualities.
I am a Disability Friendly Worker.
I am also a R.A.C.K Player ( BDSM )
Sissys and Crossdressers Encouraged.
I am Queer Friendly.
Fem Boy / Sweet CD / Cross dresser /TS
Hi sweethearts
I’m a Fem-boy cross dresser and will be staying here for a couple of weeks.
I’d love for you to come and spend some relaxing, enjoyable time with me.
I’m a beautiful Thai femboy with a warm smile, a pretty face, long hair, and a slim, graceful figure.
I’m gentle, affectionate, and enjoy close, intimate connections.
Come and enjoy my company, tenderness, and the sweet moments we can share together.
❤️ All sessions include happy ending and sensual massage.
❤️ Full service is also available.
Kindly DM for rates, availability, and further details.
Your kinkiest pocket rocket 😈
I’m a tiny pocket rocket, but a weapon in the bedroom!
I AM NOT PROVIDING ANY NATURAL SERVICES (including kissing, natural oral or rimming).
Have a wild kink? Golden shower, Brown shower, Roman shower, anal sex, pegging, public sex, foot fetish, CNC roleplay - I offer it all and MUCH MORE!
I’m a bisexual woman and enjoy lesbian doubles and bookings with couples!
Send me a text on 0423-966-532.
I’m Australian with a British heritage. I am a natural brunette with pale skin. Slim/petite size 6 body with a natural C chest.
I have OnlyFans and I also privately sell kinky content - scat, pissing, farting, anal, gaping, public sex, fisting, enema, masturbation, nudes, fucking, blowjobs, etc. Text me for purchase.
Search me on OF under my username “jadejonesofficial”.
SERVICES & PRICING:
Below is a description of the 4 services I offer (Standard, GFE, PSE, ALL-INCLUSIVE).
I also offer many EXTRAS that you can add on.
STANDARD (BASIC):
-massage
-mutual masturbation
-covered sex
-covered blowjob
-1 cum shot
GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE:
*A passionate sensual experience with what will feel like a real girlfriend*
-massage
-mutual masturbation
-covered sex
-covered blowjob
-MULTIPLE cum shots
-Cum on body (COB)
-cuddling
-body worship
-mutual nipple sucking
-mutual neck kissing
-deep throat
-face fucking
-fingering
-handjob
-spitting (on YOUR cock/body)
-BLS (ball licking/sucking)
PORNSTAR EXPERIENCE:
*I’ll be your own personal porn star like what you see on PornHub*
-massage
-mutual masturbation
-covered sex
-covered blowjob
-MULTIPLE cum shots
-Cum on body (COB)
-mutual nipple sucking
-deep throat
-face fucking
-gagging
-fingering
-handjob
-spitting (on YOUR cock/body)
-dirty talk
-name calling
-moaning
-spanking
-light choking
-rougher sex
-adventurous positions
-BLS (ball licking/sucking)
ALL-INCLUSIVE:
*Horniest and filthiest option*.
This service gives you UNLIMITED access to ALL my kinky extras (100+ extras) during the booking (instead of adding each extra individually).
I offer MANY extras that you can add-on to any service! ($50 each unless specified):
Anal sex (+$250),
Pegging (on client),
Anal gaping,
Anal play on jade (fingers/toys),
Anal play on client (fingers/toys),
Prostate massage,
BLS (Ball licking/sucking),
COF / COB (cum on face / cum on body),
DATY (oral sex on jade WITH FEMALE PROTECTION *DENTAL DAM*),
Roleplay / Fantasy (any scene),
TABOO Roleplay (anything!),
Age Play ($150 - I can act ANY age),
Raceplay,
Sleeping fantasy (I pretend to be asleep while you do what you want with me),
Costume (school girl, maid, yoga, etc),
Fisting (on client),
Bondage (hand cuffs, ball gag, etc),
Public sex (parks, cars, public toilets, etc),
Enema play (milk, water, whipped cream etc).
CNC (consensual non consensual - $100)
Golden shower (on client),
Golden shower (on Jade),
Brown shower (on client),
Brown shower (on Jade - $150),
Scat play (rubbing shit into your body/my body),
Vomit play “Roman Shower” (+$150),
Spitting (on CLIENT and/or in your mouth),
Spitting (on JADE),
Shower sex,
Sissification/Cross Dressing (on client),
Bloody sex “Ruby Shower” (sex on my period),
Naked Wrestling,
Face sitting (with dental dam),
Smothering (suffocating client with my ass/pussy),
Spanking (on Jade),
Spanking (on client),
Gagging,
Face Fucking,
Light face slapping,
Dirty Talk,
CBT (Cock & Ball torture),
Cock Biting,
Lesbian/straight doubles (please enquire),
Candle wax play,
Sploshing (food play),
Cuckold services,
Voyeurism services,
Dominatrix,
Submissive,
Humiliatrix (humiliating client),
Sex toys play,
Slave play,
Burp play (burping in your face),
Mummification fetish,
Babybirding session (food spitting/refeeding),
DP (Double penetration),
DAP (double ass penetration),
DPP (double pussy penetration),
Public humiliation (on you),
Urethral play (on you),
Foot Fetish / Foot Worship,
Foot Job,
Fart play (in your face/mouth),
FAKE anal creampie (using cream as a visual replica),
WAM (wet and messy play),
Armpit worship (kissing, licking, sniffing),
Ass worship,
Toe sucking (on me),
Erotic massage,
NURU Body slide massage,
Smoke cigarettes together,
Group sex/gang bangs,
MMF Threesome,
MFF Threesome,
Purchase poo/piss in a jar ($100),
Sexting chats ($150 20 mins),
Phone/video chats ($150 15 mins),
Pictures and videos for sale ($150 per package),
Custom content ($150 a piece),
DICK RATING ($100),
Purchase used panties ($100).
Subscribe to my OnlyFans (https://onlyfans.com/jadejonesofficial)
The price depends on:
•length of booking
•type of service (standard, girlfriend, pornstar, all-inclusive)
•any extras added
15 mins:
Standard- $250
Girlfriend- $400
Pornstar- $400
30 mins:
Standard- $350
Girlfriend- $500
Pornstar- $500
45 mins:
Standard- $500
Girlfriend- $650
Pornstar- $650
1 hour:
Standard- $650
Girlfriend- $800
Pornstar- $800
1.5 hours:
Standard- $1,000
Girlfriend- $1,200
Pornstar- $1,200
2 hours:
Standard- $1,300
Girlfriend- $1,500
Pornstar- $1,500
3 hours:
Standard- $1,900
Girlfriend- $2,100
Pornstar- $2,100
I also offer an ALL-INCLUSIVE service which gives you access to absolutely every extra on my list (instead of adding the extras individually):
The all-inclusive rate is:
30 mins: $1,000
1 hour: $1,800
1.5 hours: $2,300
2 hours: $2,800
3 hours: $3,300
Relaxing massage and body to body
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Sexy Milf Miss Tori
Join me for a full GFE where you will wonder if we have met before.
Frequently travelling, catch me while I am nearby or invite me on an adventure.
Sensual, sexy, flirty and fun.
Milf, age is real, photos are current, let me surprise you with a night of laughter and fun 😊
Couples, skip the search for an illusive unicorn and book an experienced one instead 🦄
For bookings please text (not call) with the following information:
Your name, age (so I know you're legal), suburb, booking duration and preferred time/ date. Type of booking and any extras you would like me to consider, you never know, I might just say yes.
Safe sex always, don't make me remind you why this makes sense for everyone.
Chat soon, Tori x
Classy,passionate & impossible to forget
Tall, dark-haired, and naturally elegant, I’m a fit and active woman with a passion for travel, fine dining, and living life to the fullest. When I’m not in the gym, you’ll find me exploring new destinations, discovering hidden foodie gems, or planning my next adventure. Warm, engaging, and genuinely down-to-earth, I love meaningful conversation, laughter, and creating memorable experiences. Whether you’re seeking sophisticated company for an evening out or simply someone who can make you forget the outside world for a while, I bring confidence, charm, and a touch of excitement wherever I go.”
Sultry, feminine and full of charm. I’m the kind of woman who loves to laugh, flirt and make you feel completely at ease. Expect warm conversation, irresistible energy and a touch of naughty fun that will leave you wanting more.
“I value quality over quantity and enjoy spending time with gentlemen who appreciate elegance, authenticity, and great company. I look forward to meeting you.”
Dreamxxx
Please when booking state your:
name:
age:
nationality:
how long you would like to book for ?
PSE or GFE
Time and day.
it make things a lot easier for both of us, when booking .
I also ask for a deposit to secure the booking.
Much ❤️
Dreamxxx
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At Secrets of Sydney, we pride ourselves on being the ultimate destination for erotic massage experiences. Treat yourself to the captivating company of Sydney's finest ladies, offering unparalleled service in a discreet and luxurious setting. Our modern, elegantly designed establishment is equipped with high-end facilities, ensuring an unforgettable escape filled with opulence and sophistication.
We are proud to house Australia’s largest selection of highly skilled, erotic masseuses. We guarantee an unparalleled selection, surpassing any other massage parlor. Prepare for an erotic journey that promises to be both intimate and exhilarating. Our skilled ladies will guide you through a tantalizing experience, beginning with a full-body massage that envelops your senses in warmth and pleasure. Enjoy the captivating sensations of a seductive body slide, followed by a blissful finale that will leave you yearning for more.
Upon your arrival at Secrets of Sydney, you’ll be escorted to your own private waiting room where you can meet our stunning ladies and tailor your stay to suit all of your wildest fantasies. After selecting your ideal companion, you’ll transition to one of our opulent, purpose-built 5-star suites for your encounter. This is where the real fun begins and we guarantee you’ll have the time of your life.
The time to treat yourself is NOW, you deserve it!
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📍Walk-ins are welcome at 18 Box Rd, Caringbah.
Prefer the intimacy of your own space?
Select ladies are also available for outcalls, making your experience perfect for special events or private functions. Don’t hesitate to reach out for more information!
Couples Massage Experience:
Looking to ignite a new spark with your partner? Discover the ultimate couples massage at Secrets of Sydney. Our attentive ladies will collaborate with you to craft a sensual and memorable experience. Enjoy the choice of one lady for both of you or two individual massages, all taking place in our luxurious Deluxe Spa Suite or VIP Penthouse, complete with a relaxing spa bath to start your delightful journey.
We recommend couples call ahead for bookings and special arrangements!
Indulge in the art of pleasure at Secrets of Sydney, where every visit is an unforgettable adventure.
Busty DD Cup housewife ready to have fun with you
SMS ONLY: 0416558722.
My photos are 100% genuine. No more photos available.
ALWAYS WAITING FOR YOU!!!
Hi, my name is Linda. 36 years old. I am new to Kogarah area and I am bored at home. I can give you best service of full service you can expect with passionate emotion sex and 69 positions. Let me give you 100% satisfactory I promise you have never experienced before.
You will have all my attention during our time and your satisfaction is guaranteed. My pictures are 100% genuine. 156cm busty natural DD cup with nice nipples 60kg. I now work from home at Kogarah. If you live local or surrounding areas such as Rockdale / Kogarah / Carlton, etc please don't wait anymore. SMS me now 0416558722.
My full service rates are
20min-$80
30min-$110
45min-$130
60min-$160
Massage and happy ending rates are
30min-$80
60min-$130
Services offered:
Girlfriend Experience
Mutual Oral
Oral
Body slide
Cum on Body
Variety of Positions, 69 positions
Massage
Golden shower
******One hour full service include free massage.*****
NO ANAL SERVICE PLEASE DON’T ASK
No private number, No time waster please
I am available EVERYDAY:
From 9am to 8pm
SMS me now 0416558722
Come play with me soon. If you love mature women, look no further. I'm a tiger in the bedroom...
Love Linda
"RUBI LATINA BRASILEIRA: A Rare Presence. An Unforgettable Experience."
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Hi everyone, I’m giving you the chance to get to know me with an incredible promotion that lasts just 30 minutes: an hour of hot sex 🔥😈 for only $700
A Rare Presence. An Unforgettable Experience. Welcome to a world where elegance, warmth, and connection unite in perfect harmony. I am Rubi Latina Brasileira, a sophisticated Brazilian woman offering an exclusive experience for discerning gentlemen who appreciate beauty, refinement, discretion, and meaningful connections. Graceful, feminine, and naturally captivating, I believe that true luxury lies in the smallest details. Each encounter is carefully planned in a private and elegant setting, creating an atmosphere where comfort, respect, and attention are priorities. Serving a select number of clients, I ensure that each encounter is personal, unhurried, and truly special. My commitment is to provide an experience defined by impeccable presentation, authentic connection, and absolute discretion. By appointment only. If you value sophistication, exclusivity, and the pleasure of being with a woman who appreciates fashion as much as you do, convince yourself to discover what makes Rubi Latina Brasileira truly unforgettable.
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Miss Sasa!! Trans Woman in Kogarah
Sydney’s Sweetest – Miss Sasa McQueen
Hey, babe… I’m Sasa McQueen, your curvy, seductive Aussie trans delight—with a body made for pleasure: DD cup breasts, soft full curves, and a deliciously plump peachy bottom that’s impossible to ignore.
I bring a sensual, playful energy to every session, offering versatile fun, mutual teasing and touching, deep, slow French kisses, and even a little spanking for those who like a cheeky twist. I’m all about giving you a deeply satisfying experience, whether you’re into sweet kisses or something a little more wild.
Bottom vers, open to everything from slow and sensual to rough and wild. I really enjoy sucking.
Cleanliness and good hygiene are essential—for both of us. I love a man who takes pride in himself.
✨ My time and pleasure for in-call:
- $250 – 30 minutes of full-bodied fun
- $400 – 60 minutes to explore and enjoy
✨ My time and pleasure for outcall:
- $350 – 30 minutes of full-bodied fun
- $450 – 60 minutes to explore and enjoy
Text only, baby—I’ll be waiting to hear from you.
I’m open-minded, naughty, and love catering to your secret desires. Got something special in mind? Don’t be shy—just text me.
With lips soft as silk,
Miss McQueen 💋
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Young, fresh and new to the industry. Luna is cheerful, sweet and friendly, with a bright smile and playful personality.
Friendly and welcoming therapists offering a relaxing and comfortable massage experience.
Massage Services:
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Remedial Massage
Massage Prices:
30 mins – $100
45 mins – $130
60 mins – $150
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Name: Emily
Age:22
Breast Size :Natural E Cup
Size: 7
Nationality : Philippine
Hi baby, My name is , 22 years old, from Philippine.Emily
I am super hot and sexy with big boobs and very good body shape.
I am Size 7 , 163cm, natural E cup breasts and long hair.
I have tight ass I am very sweet, charming and beautiful. I have very smooth nice silky skin which can turn you on easily. You will feel like I am your girlfriend while I am doing with you. You will have an very enjoyable and unforgettable time. You will find me in a very well manner and nice to you. I never in a rush. I can provide you very good service without disappointment .🍑
If you like hot sexy young girl you will love me. Wonderful feeling that you will never forget
I live in a big spacious Private unit, Clean and Comfortable, come to me I will make you happy and relax. Many Parking is available on the street.
My full service and massage :
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Body to body rub✨
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Variety position of sex with condom✨
Extras service: extra 50 for each welcome to inquiry
💦 Incall Rates:💦
30 mins $180
45 mins $230
60 mins $280
🚗 Outcall starts from:🚗
60 minutes $450 + Uber (Depens on locantions)
I love gym and love ride on top.photos speak for myself
Hi Gentleman, ☎️.I am sure if you see me in the person, you will like me so much because. Don’t hesitate to call me if you have any questions.
i am extremely naughty and hot girl which are personality cuties and sexist sometimes depends on who looks at me i believe gives us the advantages and badly over other. I am confident i would look after you well very that you won’t be disappointed.
DON'T PAY ANY MONEY UPFRONT.PAY ONLY AFTER WE MEET.
WE BOTH WANT TO BE REAL.
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You will always be greeted with me dressed in a stylish choice of lingerie, stockings, heels and makeup.
I am a playful and fun girl, passionate about sex. I can be your sweetheart or your wild sexy kitten. I'm sure you will enjoy my company.
With my model body, I can do great service for you, Happy to give and receive to cater your need and fantasies.
I will make you never forget that we've been together. I will give unrushed time, share a drink, conversation and fun times
Outcall 550 for one hour, with a reasonable travel expense included.
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European/Aussie
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- "I'm taking up yoga"
- "everything on offer”
back from holidays !
https://onlyfans.com/elleandspells
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Appearance
5.9 ,leggy brunette Australian.
size 8, athletic figure
DD
Elle
Im an opened minded yoga teacher, with a flexible body and mind . Im a european mix . Im easygoing and go out of my way to satisfy my clients. My service is described as naughty but nice . I enjoy everything I offer followed with pillow talk..
Services
Girlfriend experience
emotional and physical bliss, pussy licking, bare back blow job, kissing, intense protected sex in all positions.
1/2 hour $300
1 hour $500
1 1/2 hours $800
2 hours $1000
overnights (10 hours) $3000
Pornstar experience
cum in mouth, deep throat, french kissing, bare back blowjob, mutual rimming, prostate orgasm, dirty talk, light bondage and anal sex, anal ,fantasy and role play/lingerie dress up, toy play ( have a selection) MSOG.
1/2 hour $400
1 hour $700
1 1/2 hours $1000
2 hours $1400
overnights $3500
Intimate service
Message for details on the day of booking.
1hr $900
1 1/2 hr $1300
2hrs $1700
Couples experience
Have a special occasion, or naughty fantasy you want to explore with you partner?
1 hour $1000
2 hours $1500
Extras
make a movie $200 - no limits, multiple devices, face included.
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TXT 0403481376 FOR ENQUIRIES AND BOOKINGS
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My name is Kim Prada. I am not skinny,
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Babe if you want to RELAX and have HOT FUN,
I will be your BEST CHOICE !!
I like educated and kind men, i like men who know how to enjoy a warm and affectionate woman like me.
Note that I am extremely organised so my premises will always be in pristine conditions with plenty of toiletries and fresh linen. I will present myself fresh, clean and with a sexy lingerie set, stockings and high heels.
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I’m a fun , adventurous , playful and affectionate Women . I’m endlessly curious about pleasure and connection . Whether we spend just a short time or along time together or loose ourselves in along night , I guarantee you’ll be left wanting more .
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🍎🍎🍎Good morning, gentlemen.
My name is Bella
I'm an independent private escort.
I am hot and well educated.
I am very healthy and take good care of myself.
my body with beautiful curves
I like to go to the gym.But I heard sex is the most important thing.
The best form of exercise!I enjoy it completely.
My "secret" second life will make our time comfortable and enjoyable.
I like sex! I can offer sexy girlfriends or naughty things.
A porn star if you want!!I'm a good girl with a naughty disposition!!
Full Service includes:
- Foreplay
- Face Sitting
- Girlfriend Experience Sex,
- Cuddling,
- Body to body rubbing,
- COB (Cum on my boobs),
- hand job,
- Blow Job,
- Girlfriend Tongue kisses,
- 69 (let's go down each -other xoxo at the same time),
- Different sex position such as doggie style.
- Mutual SEX and Mutual BJ and CIM and RIMMING etc.....
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🔥 Aight listen up u thirsty cunts – Mei’s gonna ruin u for anyone else 💦
Yo. I’m Mei. 👋
45 years old. Yeah, that’s right – half a century of dirty wisdom packed into a body that still makes boys cry n’ men beg. 🍑💋
Don’t expect no fancy lady bullshit from me. I ain’t here to sip tea n’ talk feelings. I’m here to fuckin’ devour u – then kick ur sorry ass out so I can nap. 😴
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Lemme tell u somethin’ that happened 2 months ago – cuz this is the energy u get with me:
JAN heatwave from hell, my AC’s been dead for three days. Sweat’s drippin’ off my tits like a leaky faucet. This lanky repair dude shows up – armpits lookin’ like two wet raccoons. I answer the door in a soaked-ass tank top (no bra, obviously) n’ a thong that’s basically a fuckin’ dental floss challenge. 🥵
He’s tryna act professional, checkin’ the thermostat. But I’m leanin’ over him – my sweat’s literally ploppin’ onto his tool belt. He’s turnin’ red like a tomato. Finally he just SNAPS – shoves me onto the couch, rips my panties off with his teeth (yeah, the dude’s got skills). Then he gives me the messiest, wettest, loudest head of my entire damn life. I’m screamin’ so hard my neighbor texts “u ok?” – bitch I’m FANTASTIC. 🤪
After I came three times from his tongue alone, he wraps his shit up (cuz I ain’t stupid) n’ takes me missionary while the dead fan spins above us like a useless ceiling jewelry. I come two more times. He fixed the AC after. Barely. 😂
That’s the kinda wild shit u get when u call me. Not some starfish deadfish.
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I ain’t gonna pretend I’m a “graceful lady” – nah. I’m that 45yo MILF who knows exactly where ur dick wants to be before u do. 💅
I’ll ride u like a stolen Harley – bounce on that cock till u see stars n’ beg me to slow down (I won’t). Or bend u over my couch n’ make u watch yourself in the mirror while I take what I want. 🛋️💦
Wanna shove my face into the mattress n’ pound me from behind? Go ahead – but don’t cry when u can’t walk straight after.
Wanna lay back n’ let me do all the work? Fine by me – I’ll drain every drop n’ leave u twitchin’.
I love havin’ a wet face – so if u got a tongue, use it. I’ll grind on ur mouth ‘til my legs shake. 😛
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💰 Payment – don’t waste my time:
Cash 💵 or PAYID (instant only – if it says “pending” or “delayed” I’m ghostin’ ur ass. No joke.)
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📱 Hit me up by TEXT only.
I ain’t answerin’ calls while I’m busy gettin’ my back blown out by some other lucky bastard. I’ll text u back when I’m done – could be 5 mins, could be 5 hours. Deal with it. 😘
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I’m Indepent , Private. Discreet? Yeah, sure – but also loud as fuck if u do it right.
Come over or don’t. I really don’t give a shit. But if u do… bring water. U gonna need it. 💧
– Mei 🦊
The 45yo chaos u didn’t know u needed
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