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AWARDS & ACCOLADES:
• WINNER - AUSTRALIA'S BEST FEMALE ESCORT 2025 - AAIA AWARDS
• WINNER - AUSTRALIA'S BEST FEMALE ESCORT 2024 - AAIA AWARDS
• MAXIM HOTTEST 100 WOMEN OF 2024 - NUMBER 48
• FHM TOP 100 SEXIEST WOMEN OF 2023 - NUMBER 26
• PLAYBOY NORWAY PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR 2023
• FORBES FEATURED - FORBES MOROCCO FEB 2024
• PLAYBOY COVERGIRL - PLAYBOY NORWAY SEPT 2023
• FHM COVERGIRL - FHM FRANCE MAY 2023
• PLAYBOY CENTREFOLD - PLAYBOY AUSTRALIA JULY 2023
• PLAYBOY CENTREFOLD - PLAYBOY NORWAY AUGUST 2023
• MAXIM FEATURED - MAXIM AUSTRALIA JULY 2024
• MAXIM FEATURED - MAXIM NEW ZEALAND JULY 2024
• MISS NOVEMBER - MAXIM 2025 CALENDAR
• WINNER - BEST PRESENTER - AAIA AWARDS 2023
• WINNER - BEST PODCAST - THE KAT & MARK SHOW - AAIA AWARDS 2023
• WINNER - BEST PODCAST - THE KAT & MARK SHOW - AAIA AWARDS 2024
• WINNER - BEST PODCAST - THE KAT & MARK SHOW - AAIA AWARDS 2025
• WINNER - INDUSTRY AMBASSADOR - AAIA AWARDS 2024
• HOST / MC - AAIA AWARDS 2023
• HOST / MC - AAIA AWARDS 2024
• HOST / MC - AAIA AWARDS 2025
Hello Gentlemen,
I am Katija Cortez (the J is silent, so it's pronounced 'Katia' - or just KC for short).
I'm sure all of the above told you a lot of what you already need to know. I am one of Australia's most published escorts for a reason. It's up to you to find out why that is.
Let me start with telling you a little bit about me. I was fortunate to be born and raised in Sydney, so I come with a cute Australian accent. My background is half South American and half European - So not only a bombshell, but also a firecracker. I have long locks, pouty lips and seductive cat eyes. My look is extremely glamorous - I love my designer labels, so I am the vision of high end. I am very extroverted and I love to have fun. So, if you're on the shy side, then I have no doubt that I will make you feel comfortable, make you laugh, and give you the time of your life.
However, don't let my supermodel looks fool you. I provide more than just the physical, which contributes to my elite courtesan status. I have a postgraduate level education - three university degrees and a professional license. I was once a very successful businesswoman at a high-profile firm in a senior corporate finance role before becoming a model and courtesan. I also spent my early twenties reading and travelling extensively. Therefore, not only do I have extensive business knowledge, I am also culturally adept, well-read and a worldly conversationalist. So needless to say, there will never be a dull moment. Nowadays, in addition to my life as a model and courtesan, I co-host a multi-award winning podcast and am an aspiring author currently working on my first novel.
I speak with all my clients personally, every time. I don’t use automated messages or PA’s. I like to get to know you and for you to get to know me before we meet, because like many clients I also value the feeling of authenticity and genuine connection. I want to enjoy our time together, and have fun together, just as much as you do. However I do also understand that no two men are the same, therefore I strive to understand you, your every desire and fantasy, so that I can perfectly curate the ultimate experience that is just for you.
Discretion is of the utmost importance. What happens between us is strictly confidential.
I can't wait to hear from you.
Katija x
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Hello Gentlemen and welcome to my profile,
My name is Demi Luxe; your beautiful late 30's Australian Sexy, Sultry and Experienced Companion.
I have been a successful fixture in the adult industry for over a decade now and enjoy pleasing as much as receiving.
Upon our first meeting you will find my face is warm and friendly, my eyes are piercing, and my smile is welcoming.
SERVICING MATURE CLIENTS ONLY
Sexy, Experienced and Memorable
Beautiful Busty Brunette
Intelligent and Charming
Empathic and Open
Toned and Fit for the bedroom
Amazing booty
Mesmerising eyes and smile
Sexually confident
Passionate Kissing Expert
Experienced giver and receiver
Alluring energy
Quite Funny
Practicing Health and Wellness lifestyle
You will feel instantly at ease
Private and Discreet
Being a successful escort for over 10 years
Stay amazing
Demi Luxe
“Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.” Marilyn Monroe
A couple of mentions:
Pricing is firm, please do not barter
Please pay cash upon arrival, bank transfer is also available
Deposits are requested for 2 hours plus bookings
Please do not overstay your welcome; I am a very giving and kind person, however your appointment time is my business. Respect that.
Value my discretion as I value yours.
Please note I am drug /smoke free so please do not offer.
Enjoy me, I am a breath of fresh air, you will never leave disappointed, this is my promise to you.
Things I excel in: DFK kissing, Foreplay, Passion, Playfulness, Oral pleasure, Multiple positions, High Energy,
Ask me for anything but do not be rude, you will find my service is way above my price grade. I have reasons for this excellent value.
I have a luxury apartment please make sure you are dressed in a respectful manner.
Hygiene (dental included) is important for both of us to enjoy our time together. Please be clean and free of odour. Showering is also provided
Australian Starla
I offer a wide range of services and always have a relaxing work place offered for your comfort. Ask about my extras and pricing.
Outcalls are available but only with a deposit via payid x
I've had a change of plans and no longer going away. My ad says I'm touring but I'm in port Macquarie x
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Come and enjoy a good quality massage with the comfortable environment. My magic hands will bring you a Happy Relax Experience.👅
My massage rates are
$60/30mins
$80/45mins
$90/60mins
$150/90mins
For any other extras, please ask me face to face.
location: Port Macquarie
Raunchy Ryder wants you
Here to forfill your ultimate dirtiest desires!
Im a all natural, horny as hell, 42yr old brunette with blue eyes. Im a size 12 with amazing tits and ass, that is dying to have her way with you you or you have your way with me.
Whether its naughty or nice, l am happy to accommodate your deepest dirtiest sexual needs. Standard service includes: mutual oral, kissing and sex in multiple positions. Anything outside this is classed as an extra. This includes travelling out of area. Extras to be discussed and agreed to prior to service. 30 minutes service $200, 60 minutes $350.
I only host Tuesday nights from 6:30pm till late, any other day is at your place.
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Amber-Jadees-666
Aussie Babe 30, 5”4 med length black hair and 10C Nat Breasts ...
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I see men, women, couples, disabled,elderly, trans,...
G’day, lads. I’m Amber, your filthy Aussie fuck-doll from the sunny beaches of New South Wales. 30 tight body, natural C-cups, and a dripping-wet pussy that’s always hungry for cock. I’m based in Port Kembla but travel across NSW – Newcastle, Wollongong, the Central Coast, Sydney you name it.
I don’t do “dinner and drinks.” I do raw, raunchy, no-limits sessions that’ll leave you drained and grinning like a mad cunt.
Think deep-throat, sloppy, gagging blowjobs till your balls are slapping my chin; riding you reverse-cowgirl so you can watch that arse bounce; or bending me over so you can pound me hard while I scream filthy Aussie slang in your ear.
Bareback creampies? Fuck yes, I’m on the pill and love feeling you explode inside me.
Anal? My tight little hole takes it all – rimming, toys, the works.
Roleplay, bondage, watersports, filthy talk, multiple rounds – I’m game.
1-hour quickie, 2-hour marathon, or overnight where we fuck till the sun comes up.
I’m clean, shaved smooth, always freshly showered (and happy to get dirty again with you). Rates starting from 180 for 15 min incall full standard service.
rates for longer sessions on request. Incalls in my discreet port Kembla apartment in or outcalls anywhere in NSW
(Text me: 0432 351 108)
Tell me your name, ?
what you want, ?
and when?
First-timers and regulars both welcome – just don’t waste my time, mate.
Cum fuck this naughty Aussie escort. I’m wet just thinking about it.
Ava 24/7 , TXT only, , NO TIME WASTERS PLEASE ONLY SERIOUS ENQUIRERS ONLY !!!
SERIOUS ENQUIRES ONLY !!!
DIGITAL SERVICES ALSO AVAILABLE:
10 Mins $90
15 Mins $140
30Mins $180
INCALL
-15mns -$180
-30 mins - $250
-45 min- $300
60 mins- $350
-90 mins,-$550
-120 mins - $700
PRICE NOT NEG PLEASE DONT ASK ITS THE SAME PRICE FOR EVERY ONE !!
OUTCALL RATES:
30Mins -$350
60Mins -$450
90Mins -$750
120 Mins- $900
Ask for longer booking prices..
These proves Includes a standard full service only please ask for extraa pricing ?!
paymentz accepted via card cash and pay I’d !!!
Msg me for contact number
Much love looking forward to meeting you
XXX
***NEW THAI GIRL IN MUDGEE***
Hi Gentlemen,
I’m Nene from Thailand, I am a beautiful n cheerful, 35 year old, Sz 12, Stunning, Sweet loving n Fun. My services are VIP. Don't miss out
My rates 💴 for Massage n Full service
30min/150
60min/200
My touring Schedule
Mudgee NSW
9am-till late
Midnight to 9am +$50
* No Outcall*
Text /Call 0427 585 620
ANNIE LOVE RETURNS TO MUDGEE
***WELCOME BACK TO MUDGEE ANNIE***
***HOT, NAUGHTY & SEXY***
DON'T MISS THIS OPPORTUNITY
Beautiful Thai girl
Sexy size 6
Long hair
Brown skin
Will spoil you and look after all your needs
Book now for a truly memorable time
SEXI BLONDE Erotic Massage
HI GUYS
JESSE JORDON is TOURING MUDGEE
11:00am to 9:00pm
MON TUES ONLY
BUSTY
BLONDE
FIT
SEXY
FUN
COME GET SPOILT AN PAMPERED BY ME
NUDE EROTIC BODY SIDE with HR or ORAL
MY NUMBER IS O415704366
NO TXT MSG
NO TXT MSG
PLEASE RING ME FOR MY PRICES AN SERVICES….
MY BODY SLIDES ARE ABSOLUTELY AMAZING FUN and SUPER SEXY
TALK SOON
JESSE JORDON 💖
YEARS: 40
NEIGHBOURHOOD: MUDGEE
🌸Tight Pussy💦 ! DIG me UP - BB BJ 👅GFE/PSE Lets Play!
Welcome Baby, I am the one you always craving for~🌸
*** Give me a call or text —-- 0468 727 710☎️***
I hope that once you've read this you can take the time out to see me. I'll excite you in more ways than one, with sensual touches that will leave you breathless🧡
I am a genuine Sexy girl. I really love to please you with an exotic relaxation service. I'm size 6, busty D cup with a very pretty face, shaven pussy and really loves to see you satisfied💚
If you are a gentleman who expects the best physical and emotional connection, you will be delighted to spend some time with a genuine Asian girl like me. I offer a very sensual and unrushed service making sure I get to know what you want and how you like it.
Call me anytime or SMS me, I work from early morning to midnight everyday
Incalls (Full Service):
$120 / 20min
$150 / 30min
$200 / 45min
$250 / 60min💖
Outcall: $500 an hour + Transport fee DEPOSIT
💗0468 727 710💗
🍑 43 YEARS OF THIS WET, WILD CUNT – STILL JUICIER THAN UR EX’S TEARS, FUCKFACE 😈💦👵
hey dumbass. yeah YOU wit the shaky hands. 👇
I’m 43. forty-fuckin’-three. that ain’t “old” – that’s DIRT ROAD VINTAGE 🚜💨
my pussy’s been eatin’ dicks since before u knew what a boner was. still drools like a broken faucet every time I see a nice thick cock. 💧🍆
u think some 22yo tiktok baby knows how to take it RAW? HA. they still cry when u slap their ass too hard. fuckin’ adorable. 😂
me? I been swallowin’ n gettin’ split open since u were wankin’ to pokemon cards, kid. 👅💦
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lemme tell u a lil story – shit that happened LITERALLY YESTERDAY. 👇
so this cute delivery dude from the thai spot – the one who always writes “😘” on the receipt – finally brings my food up himself after I “accidentally” buzz him in naked. 😏
I open the door wearin’ nothin but oversize t-shirt. he drops the pad thai. I drop to my knees right there on the dirty carpet.
sucked him so nasty his legs buckled – him leanin’ against my doorframe whisperin’ “holy shit holy shit” like a little bitch. then I bent over my own couch armrest n let him drill my ass RAW while he kept apologizin’ for bein’ too quick. he wasn’t. motherfucker lasted 5 minutes. I gave him a five-star review wit a xx pic. 🍑💥
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SO HERE’S HOW THE MESSY SHIT GOES – NO RULES, JUST MY MOOD:
👉 u wanna shove that thing down my throat till I puke a lil n slobber all over your balls? hell yes. I’ll deepthroat u like a fuckin' snake eatin’ a rat. 🤢🍆💦
👉 u wanna eat my old wet cunt from the back till I scream so loud my cat hides? bring a towel, bitch – I flood like a busted pipe. 🌊👅💧
👉 u wanna 69 till we both forget what year it is? get down here n let me sit on your face while I choke on your dick. perfect fuckin’ chaos. 😜🔄
👉 u wanna fuck me NAT – NO RUBBER – RAW AS A STREET FIGHT?? yeah u do. my pussy’s been around long enough – no pills needed. just dump that load deep inside every hole I got. yes, that includes my ass, dumbass. 🍑💦
👉 u wanna cum on my tits? my face? my saggy grandma belly? go ahead, Picasso. paint me like one of ur dirty dreams. 🎨💦
👉 u wanna bring a friend? double the cock, double the fun. just don’t expect me to remember either of ur names by the time I kick u out. 🤷🏻♀️👬
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lemme paint u a dirty picture, since ur brain’s tiny:
u knock. door swings open. I don’t say hi. I grab ur belt n yank u inside like ur a fuckin’ donkey. 🚪🫏
u’re on my bed before u can blink. pants gone. I’m already suckin’ ur dick like it’s my last meal n I’m on death row. 💀👅
then I flip over – ass up, face down – n tell u to eat my cunt like a starvin’ dog. u don’t stop till my legs shake n I call u daddy. 🐶🍑
then I ride u. my old tits slappin’ ur chin. u hold on or u fly off – I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🏍️💥
I’ll whisper nasty shit in ur ear. call u a good boy. call u a filthy pig. whatever makes u blow that load all over my wrinkled hands. 🫦💦
u wanna finish on my lips? my laugh lines? my gray hair? be my guest. I’ll lick myself clean just to watch ur stupid face. 😛
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💬 ONE MORE THING – I AIN’T UR MOMMY OR UR THERAPIST.
I’m here to get fucked raw, then kick ur ass out so I can nap in my own wet spot. 😴
so DON’T FUCKIN’ CALL ME. I won’t pick up. probably got some other dude’s dick in my mouth or buried in my ass. 📵👄🍆
TEXT ME. like a civilized little pervert. ✉️
I’ll hit u back when I’m done ruinin’ the guy before u. maybe ur next. maybe u’ll jerk off alone tonight like a loser. 🤷🏻♀️😘
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💰 PAYMENT SHIT – LISTEN UP CUZ I AIN’T UR BANK:
CASH 💵 – fold it nice n leave it on the table like a good little slut-boy.
PAYID – INSTANT ONLY ⚡
if that shit says “pending” or “delayed” or “lemme check my wallet” – I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🚫⏳
it gets ignored. deleted. laughed at while I finger myself.
I ain’t got time for ur broke-ass games. my cunt ain’t a fuckin’ layaway plan. 💀
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Indah
43 years of dirty. still the nastiest MILF u’ll ever forget – if ur lucky enough to get in. 😈👵💦
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The Girlfriend Experience
Gorgeous and erotic bedroom eyes
kissing
Sensual body massage and body slide
Beautiful classic designer lingerie,
suspenders and stockings
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69 oral pleasure
Make me orgasm intensely
Erotic relaxing massage with aromatic oils (sensual or firm) Striptease and lap dance
Cum on body/breasts (COB)
Dirty bedroom talk and moans of pleasure
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extra cash for Deep throat Gaggingn, Roughy stuff- on you and me Rimming - on you and me Toy Play - on you and me C.I.M,
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when you visit me, you will receive a level of service that, by far exceeds the
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Wether you’re here on holiday or a local, I genuinely want you to enjoy yourself as much as I do, because I care about giving you an experience that is satisfying, memorable and worth coming back for.
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🌹Hello Gentlemen - Welcome To My Profile 🌹
My Name Is Shina, I am a 24 Year old Japanese. I am 100% genuine and Independent. My Photos are Real and Recent, what you see is what you get. I AM 100% Japanese and have BIG Hazel Eyes!
Being A model means that i have A Tight and Toned Petite Frame and work out and train at the Gym 4 Days a Week. So you best believe that My appearance is absolutely Everything and i will look my Absolute Best for you.
Statistics:
Nationality: Japanese
Age: 24 Years Young
Height: 5'7
Dress size: 6 (Small)
Weight: 55kgs
Chest size: DD Natural Boobs
Eyes: Big Hazel Eyes
Hair: Long Light Brunette
Massage Service includes:
Sexy Naked body to body massage with lots of mutual touching, body slides. Kissing and intimacy, 69, mutual oral, pussy play, hand job and blow Job.
🌸Massage PRICES:🌸
30 min: $120
45 min: $160
60 min: $200
My Girlfriend Experience/ Full Service Includes Sex in multiple positions, kissing, Mutual oral, sloppy Blowjob, fingering, Sensual Nude Massage, Hot Outfits, Hand Relief, Spanish, Italian and a really nice passionate time with me.
20mins: $120
30mins: $150
45mins: $200
60mins: $250
Out-call to your place1 hour GFE
starts from $400+ with a reasonable travel expense
☎️0452 149 589
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I do not dO anal sex, self-sex video calls
Will not send my photos and selfies.
my photos are all verified
Full service🧡🧡
30 minutes 150
45 minutes 200
60 minutes 250.
VIP Dragon 🐉 Service 💖
30 minutes 350
1 hour 450
Body massage Happy ending 💋
30 minutes 130
45 minutes 180
60 minutes 200
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Rate:
❤️ 1 GIRL INCALL RATE:
30 mins 150
45 mins 200
60 mins 250
I also do Out-Call
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🚕1hour $500up and taxi fee deposite
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no anal
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I am extremely naughty and hot girl which are personality cuties and
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advantages and badly over other.
I am confident i would look after you well very that you won’t be disappointed. You will always be greeted with me dressed in a stylish choice of lingerie, stockings, heels and makeup.
I am playful and fun girl, passionate with sex. I can be your sweetheart or your wild sexy kitten. I'm sure you will enjoy my company. With my model body,I can do great service for you, Happy to give and receive to cater your need and fantasies.
I will make you never forget that we've been together. I will give unrushed time, share a drink, conversation and fun times.
Extra Cash for
BBB J $50
BBB J CIM $80
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You'll find us to be a down to earth, honest lady who can hold a conversation and is a lot of fun to be with. I'm a fully independent escort with a naturally high sex drive. You will definitely walk away satisfied and with a smile on your face as i love to please and enjoy been with people. Keep it interesting for me as well🌸
I offer great GFE full service sex here. Enjoy my soft lips and big amazing ass, My soft D cup natural boobs will arouse every inch of you🍎
Looks: Some may say I look like a model☺️ a young genuine beautiful escort ready to please every inch of your body💦
My in call rate🔥
30 mins 150
45 mins 200
60 mins 250😘
Outcall is $500 per hrs + TAXI FEE DEPOSIT🌸
If you would like to make a booking please
MESSAGE me on 0434 903 066 📞☎️
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so like… hey. i’m Juno.
29. thick in all the right places. not one of those skinny minnies who’s scared of a meal. nah babe – i got meat. soft tummy, fat ass, and these tits? let’s just say they’re real fuckin’ friendly 😈
you ever hungry for a woman who actually wants to be eaten? like – not just politely. i mean face first, no manners, get sloppy with it kinda hungry. yeah. that’s me.
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last week this carpet cleaner bloke shows up. van outside. big stompy boots. said he just needed to do the lounge room.
well.
he’s on his knees with the machine, and i’m in this little short robe – oops, forgot to tie it properly. every time he reaches forward, my thigh just happens to brush the back of his head. he’s tryna be professional n shit but his breathing’s getting all ragged. finally he looks up & his eyes go straight up my robe.
“you’re not gonna let me finish this job, are you?” he asks, voice all cracked.
i just bite my lip n pull the robe over my head.
he tackled me onto the wet carpet. didn’t even care. yanked my legs apart n shoved his whole face in my pussy like he hadn't eaten in weeks. licking so rough i grabbed a fistful of his hair n scream into my own arm. then he flips me on all fours – carpet burn on my knees, don’t care – n fucks me from behind while i'm drooling on the floor. his boss calls. he picks up. “yeah this stain’s stubborn as hell” – while still pumping into me. i came twice before he pulled out n painted my lower back.
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so yeah. that’s the kinda energy i bring.
i ride you cowgirl till your soul leaves your dick.
i suck you like i'm mad at you for not calling sooner.
i will whisper absolute filth in your ear n then giggle right after.
i’m a soft nasty bitch – sweet eyes, dirty mouth. i love slow grindin n then suddenly biting your shoulder when i cum. i get off on u getting off. n i can go allll night cos my sex drive is stupid high.
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HOW TO GET THIS 👇
don’t call me unless you’re dying – i’ll be busy ridin some other dude’s face probably. text me. i’ll reply when i’m not in the middle of making someone see stars 🌟
💰 payment:
cash & payid ONLY – instant transfers only babes. delayed or pending? nah don’t even try. i need that money now so i can keep this airbnb booked 😘
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come get messy with me.
just don’t leave any stains on my carpet unless it’s yours 💦
xoxo
Juno
yEaH iT’s Me ShU — dIrTy 27yO aSiAn BiTcH wItH a SmIlE tHaT lIeS aNd A pUsSy tHaT dOeSn’T 🍑💦
👋 sup fucker. i’m Shu. 27. Chinese. came here on a working holiday dreamin big... but life slapped me in the face then fucked me sideways.
long story short — farm boy sweet-talked me, we started a lil biz, then he ghosted with every last cent. debt goblins back home? they don't give a shit about my feelings. so here i am. doin what i gotta. fast. dirty. on my own terms.
✨ this ain't no sob story. this is me takin the wheel n drivin off a cliff. fun, right?
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🛏 WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS WHEN U SHOW UP?
i open the door. maybe in a tiny ass towel. maybe already half naked. depends how long u made me wait.
we don't do that fake “how was ur day” crap. u wanna talk? talk with ur hands on my tits.
i'll push u on the bed. rip ur pants off. suck u like a lollipop that owes me money. then i'll climb on top n ride u like a stolen scooter — fast, loud, n a lil dangerous.
i love bouncing on that dick til u see stars. or til u cry. either way i'm not stoppin. we can flip it around. doggy against the mirror. bend me over the sink. throw me on the couch. i got energy for days, baby. i'm 25 not 55.
i'll milk every drop outta u. then maybe go for round two if u ain't a quitter.
i bite. i scratch. i talk dirty in broken english. n i will laugh if u cum too fast. deal with it.
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💬 TEXT ME IF...
u want a messy, sweaty, no-bullshit time with a young asian trashbag like me
ur stressed n need to empty ur balls (n maybe ur mind)
u can handle a girl who talks back n fucks forward
🚫 DON'T TEXT IF...
u need romance n candles. wrong address, grandpa.
u wanna “just chat”. i ain't siri.
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✅ SHIT I'M DOWN FOR (most of it anyway):
kissin n bitin
takin my clothes off real slow (or real fast, depends if ur hot)
suckin, lickin(if ur clean)
fuckin in every position u can spell
multiple rounds til one of us passes out
my place. messy but private.
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📞 READ THE FUCKIN RULES CUZ I WON'T REPEAT:
NO calls unless u wanna hear my voicemail sayin “fuck off” — seriously, text me.
i'll reply when i'm not busy gettin my blown out by some other random. could be 5 mins, could be 2 hours. patience is a virtue, dickhead.
👉🏻 TEXT ME: 0478 520 471 (or don't. idgaf.)
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💰 PAYMENT SHIT (yeah i ain't no dinosaur):
cash works.
PAYID (instant only — delayed or pending transfers? nah. don't even try.)
crypto also works. ask me.
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👋 so... u gonna text or just sit there jerkin off to my words?
i'm waitin. but not for long. 😘💋
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