Hillsdale Escorts & Adult Services
In the state of New South Wales, you can find Hillsdale, a quaint charming suburb of Sydney, just 6 kilometres south-east of the Sydney central business district.
With a shopping centre on Bunnerong Road and opposite to the large Hefrron Park, it is a suburb with lots to do and see and so close to the central business district that you would have everything at a short car ride from you.
The escorts of Hillsdale provide many services, ranging from massages, to stripteases and others, with their soft curves and bubbly personalities being the focal point of it all, you are sure to have a good time in Hillsdale.
No.1 sucking.I love passionate kissing
I am a stunning 19 year old with perfect and soft and kissable lips, seductive, bright brown eyes and silky black hair. I carry flawless, golden skin, a tight, small body, natural breasts and an ass that you will want to eat all night.
About me,I am a girl,young and adventurous friendly chick who loves sex so this the perfect job me.
I love touching and skin on skin. I love giving oral sex.....and I'm told I have a natural skill for it.
I look after myself and make sure that I always look my best. I dress sexy but classy and get turned on by wearing some of my extensive collection of lingerie. If u tell me what you like, I'll do my best to wear something pleasing.Like to try different things in life.
Services included Full body stress relief, Sensual teasing;Sexual cuddling and touching; and Full girl friend experience,kissing, cuddle, Sex in different positions, 69,
french oral, and pretty lingerie, really sexy, wont let you down.
Please ring me or text me on
I am Looking forward to hearing from you soon.
🔥🍑Hot Brazilian🍑🔥 CBD
Hello Ladies & Gentlemen!
If you are looking for an independent and exclusive escort, then you have just found me.
I can be your girlfriend or secret lover. Together we can have fun doing the biggest and best shamelessness you ever imagined and never did.
I am sweet and naughty, Brazilian goddess. I love sex, giving and receiving pleasure. My soft skin will slide over your body and it will be very intense.
My toned and perfect body was built by years and years of dedication in the gym.
I look forward to showing you how special you must feel.
My goal is simply to satisfy you in every way possible, both with regard to your mind and your body.
As you can see my photos and video are genuine.
Offers you a chance to find incall or outcall.
Come and share a beautiful moment with me, be it a short visit, a dinner, a social event or an evening.
Do not hesitate to contact me by SMS and I hope to see you soon.
0414 387 121
SEND ME A MESSAGE WITH THE TIME AND DURATION OF YOUR RESERVATION.
*** ALL MY IMAGES ARE REAL.
For bookings, contact me on 0414387121
please guys, be DIRECT, send me a message saying exactly what you are looking for ... without fear! lol, I promise I have a very open mind.
DON'T ASK ME FOR DISCOUNTS - 🤦♀️
Check the price and your budget and reserve your time is easy!
❌ Please note that I do not answer blocked calls and DO NOT offer XX and natural sex. DO NOT INSIST.
🟢 Digital service.
Elle
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European/Aussie
punter planet - "the best pse money can buy"
- "I'm taking up yoga"
- "everything on offer”
back from holidays !
https://onlyfans.com/elleandspells
broadway/ultimo
Appearance
5.9 ,leggy brunette Australian.
size 8, athletic figure
DD
Elle
Im an opened minded yoga teacher, with a flexible body and mind . Im a european mix . Im easygoing and go out of my way to satisfy my clients. My service is described as naughty but nice . I enjoy everything I offer followed with pillow talk..
Services
Girlfriend experience
emotional and physical bliss, pussy licking, bare back blow job, kissing, intense protected sex in all positions.
1/2 hour $300
1 hour $500
1 1/2 hours $800
2 hours $1000
overnights (10 hours) $3000
Pornstar experience
cum in mouth, deep throat, french kissing, bare back blowjob, mutual rimming, prostate orgasm, dirty talk, light bondage and anal sex, anal ,fantasy and role play/lingerie dress up, toy play ( have a selection) MSOG.
1/2 hour $400
1 hour $700
1 1/2 hours $1000
2 hours $1400
overnights $3500
Intimate service
Message for details on the day of booking.
1hr $900
1 1/2 hr $1300
2hrs $1700
Couples experience
Have a special occasion, or naughty fantasy you want to explore with you partner?
1 hour $1000
2 hours $1500
Extras
make a movie $200 - no limits, multiple devices, face included.
NOW ON WATSAPP
TXT 0403481376 FOR ENQUIRIES AND BOOKINGS
Kim Prada BOOTYLICIUOS👅🍑 BJ QUEEN👄👑
My name is Kim Prada. I am not skinny,
I have the BIG CURVES, I am a seductress with naughty brown eyes, long silky hair and voluptuous curves as well as bubbly, warm and friendly personality, discreet and naughty girl!
Babe if you want to RELAX and have HOT FUN,
I will be your BEST CHOICE !!
I like educated and kind men, i like men who know how to enjoy a warm and affectionate woman like me.
Note that I am extremely organised so my premises will always be in pristine conditions with plenty of toiletries and fresh linen. I will present myself fresh, clean and with a sexy lingerie set, stockings and high heels.
MENU:
DIGITAL SERVICES 📲📷😈🍑👅
❤️🔥Sensual Massage + Happy Ending ❤️🔥
30min
1hr
GFE(girl friend experience)
PSE( porn star experience)
$consult prices in advance$
I can't wait to see you... :)
Beijos.. 😘 🥂❤️🔥
SWA License: SWA9908 XE
227 Broadway Erotic B2B Massage- 10 girls daily
Experience the best Sydney Erotic Massage. We have 10 friendly, beautiful Thai/Chinese girls working daily, $140/hour includes massage and nude happy ending.
** Our Price:
Whole Body oil Massage and Full Nude and Happy Ending by hand.
$100/30mins, $120/45mins, $140/60mins
** Extra service:
Body to body for extra $30.
Blow Job(covered) for extra $50, includes B2B.
** Our Location:
Front door: 227 Broadway, Glebe.
Back door (By GPS): 2 Grose Street, Glebe.
We are in between a liquid shop and a cigarette shop, just 1 minute walk from Rebel Sport. Around 10 minutes' walk from Central Station, or a two-minute bus ride from Central, there is a bus stop across the road.
** Our Parking:
2 hours free parking in Broadway Shopping Center (LG South or B1 South area, multiple entries to the car park) and free parking after 6pm every day.
** Our open hours:
Mon ~ Fri 10:00am - 8:00pm
Sat & Sun 10:00am - 8:00pm
** Our website & Daily Roster:
https://massagebroadway.com/
Any preferred type of girl please inquire, the roster images shown represent our shop girls.
Latina Crossdresser
Hi I’m a Latina crossdresser . I’m 28..✨
vers girl ❤️
Not into drugs 🚫
Not into anon 🚫
-Twitter :
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-Telegram :
@crossdressersydney
Mistress NYX 34 BBW
Hi I’m Nyx BBW Baddie with E cup breasts and a big fat booty . I’m 36 Half Australian/ Half Greek. Size 20 Full figured BBW bombshell that loves to suck and Fuck . I’m voluptuous an curvy and I know how to tease and please ! My big Fat ASS is ready to slap n tap it ! Deep throat is my specialty. I do incalls an outcalls as well . I’m based in Greenacre . My services range from Esort to BDSM mistress let’s create a fantasy together! Incall rates start at $150 for 30 mns , $200 for hour full service head and sex . $250 for the girlfriend experience for a passionate, intimate service, .which includes deep, French kissing body to body slide massage and full-service head and sex. $350 for the deluxe service if you want to get really wild, which includes going down on me mutual oral, deep, French, kissing, body to body slide massage, full-service, head and sex. Role-play fantasy service starts at $350 per hour and includes dress up role-play and deluxe service.. and provide BDSM services starting at $350per hour..(ask me about the BDSM service details.! I Cater the BDSM service to your fantasy!). Financial domination in person and over the phone is also available. I also do live nude phone sex chat, phone , FaceTime, videos . . Out calls for full service start at $350 per hour. Plus travel by Uber there and back. Come and try my Deep Throat natural blow job with Deep Throat face, fucking gagging and spitting wet and sloppy I take every inch and you can cum in my mouth or on my breasts!e
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I have a great sense of humour and I'm very passionate in everything I do.
I just want to make you feel relaxed,
** if you need something SPECIAL, please come and talk to me.🥳💯👍😜🌹😁😄🤪😘
-I got the services you need, come and grab what you really want.
Call me now: 0433 691 978
After full day stressed working and happened around you, are you feeling stressed? Come to my place, enjoy the moment just for TWO of us.
Highly recommended Lingam (Male Sex Organ) prostate massage - Firstly, you will be asked to spread your legs, allowing full access to your genitals. Be aware of your senses and if you get too close to Oregon too soon, naturally, if you choose to ejaculate early or not at all will be entirely up to you!
Any extras can be discuss in my private clean and quiet room.🥳💯👍😜🌹😁😄🤪😘
My service sessions are in a clean, comfortable, and private space, ensuring that you can fully unwind and rejuvenate. I use high-quality oils and lotions, as well as soothing music and ambient lighting, to enhance your overall massage experience. I performed all the massage sessions with a massage table not on a bed.
Sometimes a break is what you need.
Extra services available, XOXO 🥳💯👍😜🌹😁😄🤪😘
Call me now: 0433 691 978
My private discreet unit in 41/211 Bulwara Road Pyrmont NSW 2009
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2 Naughty party girls arrived ,Vicky and Betty speak good English from Korean.
We can cater to your every need, from the innocent to the erotic. I can stimulate all your most intimate senses transforming any fantasy into reality. Im certainly not shy, always willing to explore your sexuality discovering new and old pleasures. There's nothing more satisfying than having an experienced woman by your side.
Whether you want to sit back and relax or explore your inner porn star ,I specialize in porn star oral its what i love and its what turns me on and love like minded men who just Wana lay back while take the reins and give u the ride of your life. I can guarantee you will love every minute we spend together.
I'm only ever fully satisfied when you are. I work hard to ensure you're looked after - I can fulfil even your most hidden lusts, so what are your waiting for let's get in touch
We don't believe in taking turns. Instead, we love to share. We want to share ourselves and we want to share your cock! Look us in our eyes as we devour you together.
69 is cool but let's do this three ways so we can all have fun :D.
After we're warmed up we want you to doggy one of us while we eat out the other. YUM!
Our incall rates for doubles are:
- 30 mins: $500
- 45 mins: $700
- 60 mins: $800
Included in the devilish debauchery we will all have together is:
- BBBJ
- DATY
- DFK
- COB
- CFS
- shower together
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Add $50-$100 for outcalls depending on distance
Services Available some fun 🌄🌄
👿GFE packages
👿PSE packages
🔥Couples
🔥Bi Doubles (please book in advance to check availability with sexy elite girlfriends)
🔥Dinner Dates 2hour Dinner 2hrs play - $2500
Overnight
♨️Fly me to you - all expenses included
♨️Professional Erotic Massages
♨️Yacht Parties with my girlfriends
🍹🍹🍹Boys nights out with girlfriends packages
Accept Card payment !(surcharge required)
No Rush Service by Bella
NO RUSH SERVICES!!!!!! Love to Enjoy every minute with You!!!
New really Young Private Escort works in fancy apartment
Hi my name is Bella, 23 years old. I am from HK. Just arrived Australia not long ago. I am Size 6,Slim,160cm tall with natural C boobs.
Do you want to be taken care of in bed? Do you want to explore sex with me deep in soul? I love to give / receive pleasure. I’m naughty and playful as well as i’m an easygoing person and I easily get along with all sorts of people. people.
If you’re tired of the same boring routine life or just simply need a break from reality. I am your girl. Just like your secret GF. GF.
Text me now for an experience you won’t forget.
Genuine girl. 100% genuine Independent
Incall GFE service rates:
$180 for 30mins
$300 for 60mins
Outcall start from $500 per hour plus Uber. Depends on how far away from me.
$3000 for Overnight
❣️MY SERVICES + PRICES❣️
●Foreplay &Teasingsing
●Sexy stocking lingerie
●Cuddling
●Body to body rubbing
●Mutual Play bsp;
●Foot fetish
*Multiple positions
*Shower together
*Mutual Play with protection
Reminder:
I will reply back from my private number
private number
No negotiation on rates
💕HOW TO BOOK IN💕
For an easy Straight forward booking,
Please Text me your Name
Duration of the booking
Time that works best for you
I am available 24hr till late night.
I am waiting to indulge you in my arms.
Love Bella
your Cutie Girl Hazel💕
Real, genuine, young Japanese girl, you get what you see.
NO fake pics, NO bait and switch, NO old grannies hiding behind the door, and NO time waster please!
Soft, sweet, and irresistibly delicate.
, smooth skin, and a naturally sensual aura that draws you in effortlessly.
Gentle, attentive, and eager to please — every touch feels intimate and real.
Keywords: petite, sweet, soft skin, sensual, girlfriend experience
Rates: IN-CALL
- 15 min $150 ⏱️
- 30 min $200 ⏱️
- 45 min $250 ⏱️
- 60 min $300 ⏱️
RATES: OUTCALL
60 Mins 450 plus uber( deponds on location)
120 mins $ 1000 plus Uber
All Night $2500-3000/8hrs
Together – Rika × Aki
A perfect contrast of sweet & control.
Party available 💕
✨ 3P option available (double the rate, triple the FUN!)
Enjoy intimate interactions between both girls, including sensual touches, teasing, and shared moments that blur the line between fantasy and reality.
Cash is the king, so CASH PLEASE!💲💲
TXT OR RING ME to lock me
😈Young Sexy Succubus Bronya🎉Insane Party lover💕Juicy Pussy💦🔞
💛Hi Gentleman! Your lover Bronya here ~ 21 Y/O Fillipina .. Insanely in love with party and play🔥🔥 xxoo
💙 164cm - 45Kg - 36D boobssss - Shaved pussy - Cock lover !!💙
❤️🫦 And I'm sure that you will receive the same pleasure which will 100% make your dreams come true 🌹 I have the perfect hourglass figure and charming. My soft lips long to seduce and please you, I am sexy by nature that is intense sexy appeal and passionate. I am ready to fulfil all your desires and enjoy having intimate chemistry which comes naturally to me, I love to give and receive pleasure.
🌹 I look forward to getting to know you more intimate and taking our connection to another level.
GFE Service🔥🔥🔥❤️🔥
Cuddling
Mutual natural oral
Different Positions
Shower light role play
mutual masturbation
handjobs different positions
affectionate kissing
foot fetish
sex
$200/30 minutes
$250/45 minutes
$300/60 minutes
If you're looking for someone fun, fit and a little bit flirty I'm the perfect girl to fulfill your fantasies.
❤️🔥Diamond service🔥🔥🔥
$ 450/ 60mins
Including:
🌹bbbj
🌹tongue kiss
🌹cim
🌹rimming
🌹body slide
🌹deep throat
🌹condom sex dragon service
Outcall from
$450/1 hr + Uber fees
🔥🔥Party Time longer booking welcome
💎💎Text me anytime to ask for more extra's services
🌷 I am here waiting for you! We’ll have great fun hot enjoy time …🔥👅💦
💕Olivia💕 slim girl pretty face 💎Party girls💎
Hi, I'm Olivia.
I'm a cheerful girl with a slim, elegant figure and long legs. I love to smile, laugh, and make every moment feel relaxed and natural. Whether it's our first meeting or not, I'll do my best to make you feel comfortable from the moment I open the door.Japanese and Korea half
If you're looking for a genuine connection, sweet conversation, and a fun, unforgettable time together, I'd love to meet you.
Let's create some beautiful memories together. 💕
INCALL Rates:
30 mins $250 ⏱️
60 mins $400 ⏱️
OUTCALL Rates:
60 mins 550 ⏱️ +Uber
Any extras can be discussed and if comfortable organised but will incur an additional cost. PSE (Pornstar Service) can be on offer - prices subject to change due to the higher intensity/extras involved. This is solely due to my discretion and comfortability.
I can’t wait to you soon
European 100% real! Check my video
I'm an exquisite choice for those who love making love. Relaxing experience for MATURE (37+ years old) gentlemen.
MY SERVICE IS GFE (girlfriend experience) it means making love with respect and taking care of my partners needs.
Cleanliness, respect, confidentiality and privacy. I clean and wash everything after every guest.
SMS ONLY please. Thank you!
0450 893 803
INCALL LOCATION:
CBD (near world square shopping centre so if you have a car you can park it at the Event Cinemas parking or world square)
OUTCALLS:
4-5 stars hotels only (safety reason), I will consider your apartment/house if we meet before in hotel or incall OR you are 50+ years old, order cleaning regularly and have fresh linen and towels.
To make it easier for both of us please send your request in the following sample:
Compliment (how beautiful I am xD)
1. Name
2. Age
3. When would you like to see me (date and time)
4. Duration of the date (1h, 2h, overnight or lunch/dinner date 2h)
5. How will you pay (PayID or cash)
*I prefer cash.
6. Let me know if you want bbbj (it's extra+$100)
*I don't do bbbj if you have phimosis (it's a condition when you can't completely pull back foreskin and open your glans).
I'm 100% real. Check my Instagram: @wishofyourheart. I'm not perfect and I don't expect you to be perfect. We all have flaws and imperfections. The only thing I expect is you to be clean. Taking SHOWER before session is mandatory.
Please wear something comfortable. No need to wear suit and tie for me. If possible shortcut your public hair. I want you to enjoy your time with me but please don't make it difficult for me. It's not nice when I try to give you the best bj in your life and your public hair goes into my eyes, nose or mouth.
Please do not bring chocolate, flowers or wine.
I started my OnlyFans: @lenawescott. Nothing erotic, only psychology and physiology of relationship and sex. I'll post video once a week and hopefully you will find it interesting and useful.
Tip me if you learnt something new.
Sydneys most desirable Eurasian Princess, AVALIABLE NOW FOR OUTCALLS
New to the industry and guys... I'm absolutely loving it. I'm 100% independent, so feel free to message me on ☎️ 0434 479 980. I can't wait to hear from you!
ABOUT ME
Hey baby, Its Rina your very own one of a kind Eurasian you can have all to yourself.
When you first knock on my door, you'll be greeted by my sweet, shy, and bubbly side—wearing nothing but sexy lingerie chosen just for you. You’ll find a side of me that’s a little more daring than usual. I love making out, and i love being touched.
Then you'll meet my naughty side, the exciting side where our attraction becomes too overwhelming, were about to jump on each other. Everyone i meet i want to vibe with, you'll meet my bubbly fun side, my soft and submissive side. It's completely up to you how dirty our time together gets. ;)I love deep kissing, intense eye contact, and putting my hands on your hard cock.
I'm a cute little sweet girl. Our chemistry we connect with will allow you to lead however you want our time together to go... But please don't let my innocent face fool you.. I'm a very good girl, but I know exactly how to please a man. And if you play your cards right, I’ll let Daddy do whatever he wants to me. My deep throat is something men always remember. I’ve been told it feels another-worldly, and that they’ve never had a girl open her throat and take them the way I do. I love it deep, sloppy, messy, and intense — I love having daddy's hard cock deep in my warm throat while watching you completely losing control.
Guys I have a confession to tell you. Please Read
It never crossed my mind to ever do this work. I didnt want people to think im slutty. I needed some quick cash and there you know im an escort Ha.. But You know what happened to me. I had no idea This naughty inner slutty girl was inside me my whole life. Iv embraced every experience with every guy iv met and these guyssssss.....OMG.. they bring out Rina the Whore hehehe. I love meeting so many nice genuine and sexy men. Im addicted to it. I love what I do so look no further if your in search of the perfect girl to spend your time with.
MY RULE
My golden rule is simple: Be a gentleman and treat me with respect. If you do, you will get exactly that in return—plus so much more. I treat people the way I’d like to be treated, and at the end of the day, all I want to do is look after you boys and show you a very, very good time. ;)
SERVICES & RATES
INCALL
GFE (GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE)
- 30 mins - $450
- 1 hour - $750 ($700 CASH)
- 2 hour - $1300
PSE
- 30 mins - $550
- 1 hour - $850 ($800 CASH)
- 2 hour - $1500
Outcall: +100 per booking + Uber or deposit upfront.
For longer booking or overnight, please message me directly for availability and pricing.
VIDEO CALL SERVICE
- 5 minutes - $100
- 10 minutes - $200
Any extras - Just message me and ill let you know.
HOW TO BOOK
Text me the following and ill reply straight away xx
* YOUR NAME
* AGE & NATIONALITY
* INCALL OR OUTCALL
* DATE, TIME AND DURATION
Im a kind soul and a genuine and honest person so read below
WHAT NOT TO DO.
- Time wasters (yes you loosers in bed with your dick in your hand pretending to book me. your a pussy)
- asking to many questions. I do like to feel someone out and get a vibe, but bro your taking the piss im not your therapist
- Any abuse or disrespect will not be tolerated
- Pending transfers = no service
Love you guys, See you soon ;)
YES I am the girl in the photos you can facetime me to check for yourself ;)
Note images are also Verified by site administration.
Based in Harbour Street Sydney CBD. Gentlemen only 💕
Classy,passionate & impossible to forget
Tall, dark-haired, and naturally elegant, I’m a fit and active woman with a passion for travel, fine dining, and living life to the fullest. When I’m not in the gym, you’ll find me exploring new destinations, discovering hidden foodie gems, or planning my next adventure. Warm, engaging, and genuinely down-to-earth, I love meaningful conversation, laughter, and creating memorable experiences. Whether you’re seeking sophisticated company for an evening out or simply someone who can make you forget the outside world for a while, I bring confidence, charm, and a touch of excitement wherever I go.”
Sultry, feminine and full of charm. I’m the kind of woman who loves to laugh, flirt and make you feel completely at ease. Expect warm conversation, irresistible energy and a touch of naughty fun that will leave you wanting more.
“I value quality over quantity and enjoy spending time with gentlemen who appreciate elegance, authenticity, and great company. I look forward to meeting you.”
Dreamxxx
Please when booking state your:
name:
age:
nationality:
how long you would like to book for ?
PSE or GFE
Time and day.
it make things a lot easier for both of us, when booking .
I also ask for a deposit to secure the booking.
Much ❤️
Dreamxxx
LITTLE CUTE PARTY ANIMAL.LITTLE GIRL EASYGOING
I am a stunning 19 year old from Cambodian with perfect and soft and kissable lips, seductive, bright brown eyes and silky black hair. I carry flawless, golden skin, a tight, small body, natural breasts and an ass that you will want to eat all night.
About me,I am a girl,young and adventurous friendly chick who loves sex so this the perfect job me.
I love touching and skin on skin. I love giving oral sex.....and I'm told I have a natural skill for it.
I look after myself and make sure that I always look my best. I dress sexy but classy and get turned on by wearing some of my extensive collection of lingerie. If u tell me what you like, I'll do my best to wear something pleasing.Like to try different things in life.
Services included Full body stress relief, Sensual teasing;Sexual cuddling and touching; and Full girl friend experience,kissing, cuddle, Sex in different positions, 69,
french oral, and pretty lingerie, really sexy, wont let you down.
Please ring me or text me on
I am Looking forward to hearing from you soon.
❤Indian Party naughty lady , new face in the town ❤️69, new touring here, lovely next door girl, everything goes
My smile and my sparkling eyes will charm you and make you feel relaxed.
I promise you've never meet a girl like me. I'll make you cum faster and
harder than ever before so just let me take care of you.
I want to please you just give me a call or text me baby. Don't be scared or shy, and come to me. I'll give you what you want just how you like it.
My services list:
kissing
Sensual tickling and cuddling
Erotic nude body rub & body slide with aromatherapy oils
Ball sucking & licking
Cock spitting
Tea bagging
Face fucking
Cock rub
Double handed hand-job
cob
Prostate play
Foot fetish & worship
Genuine lesbian licking, sucking & fucking
Toy play
Spanking
Dress-ups
My full service rates are
$120 - 15mins
$150 - 30mins
$200 - 45mins
$250 - 60mins.
My last 7 days of working
STRICTLY BOTTOM
I’m very sweet, friendly and can be whatever you desire. I can provide you with hot passionate sex, erotic massage, GFE or just some company. Don’t hesitate to ask and tell me what you like as I am very capable.
I’m confident, straightforward, genuine and well educated. I’m a great listener and easy to talk to. I like to be prepared, neat and well-groomed. So if you would like to book, notice would be much appreciated!
30 mins full service: 250
full service/hr: 400 incall and 600 outcall
🔥 Aight listen up u thirsty cunts – Mei’s gonna ruin u for anyone else 💦
Yo. I’m Mei. 👋
45 years old. Yeah, that’s right – half a century of dirty wisdom packed into a body that still makes boys cry n’ men beg. 🍑💋
Don’t expect no fancy lady bullshit from me. I ain’t here to sip tea n’ talk feelings. I’m here to fuckin’ devour u – then kick ur sorry ass out so I can nap. 😴
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Lemme tell u somethin’ that happened 2 months ago – cuz this is the energy u get with me:
JAN heatwave from hell, my AC’s been dead for three days. Sweat’s drippin’ off my tits like a leaky faucet. This lanky repair dude shows up – armpits lookin’ like two wet raccoons. I answer the door in a soaked-ass tank top (no bra, obviously) n’ a thong that’s basically a fuckin’ dental floss challenge. 🥵
He’s tryna act professional, checkin’ the thermostat. But I’m leanin’ over him – my sweat’s literally ploppin’ onto his tool belt. He’s turnin’ red like a tomato. Finally he just SNAPS – shoves me onto the couch, rips my panties off with his teeth (yeah, the dude’s got skills). Then he gives me the messiest, wettest, loudest head of my entire damn life. I’m screamin’ so hard my neighbor texts “u ok?” – bitch I’m FANTASTIC. 🤪
After I came three times from his tongue alone, he wraps his shit up (cuz I ain’t stupid) n’ takes me missionary while the dead fan spins above us like a useless ceiling jewelry. I come two more times. He fixed the AC after. Barely. 😂
That’s the kinda wild shit u get when u call me. Not some starfish deadfish.
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I ain’t gonna pretend I’m a “graceful lady” – nah. I’m that 45yo MILF who knows exactly where ur dick wants to be before u do. 💅
I’ll ride u like a stolen Harley – bounce on that cock till u see stars n’ beg me to slow down (I won’t). Or bend u over my couch n’ make u watch yourself in the mirror while I take what I want. 🛋️💦
Wanna shove my face into the mattress n’ pound me from behind? Go ahead – but don’t cry when u can’t walk straight after.
Wanna lay back n’ let me do all the work? Fine by me – I’ll drain every drop n’ leave u twitchin’.
I love havin’ a wet face – so if u got a tongue, use it. I’ll grind on ur mouth ‘til my legs shake. 😛
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💰 Payment – don’t waste my time:
Cash 💵 or PAYID (instant only – if it says “pending” or “delayed” I’m ghostin’ ur ass. No joke.)
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📱 Hit me up by TEXT only.
I ain’t answerin’ calls while I’m busy gettin’ my back blown out by some other lucky bastard. I’ll text u back when I’m done – could be 5 mins, could be 5 hours. Deal with it. 😘
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I’m Indepent , Private. Discreet? Yeah, sure – but also loud as fuck if u do it right.
Come over or don’t. I really don’t give a shit. But if u do… bring water. U gonna need it. 💧
– Mei 🦊
The 45yo chaos u didn’t know u needed
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