Hornsby Escorts & Adult Services
Found in the Upper North Shore of Sydney is the fantastic suburb of Hornsby, known for its Hornsby water clock, Odeon cinema and Hornsby RSL club.
There is a lot to do and see in this suburb, with a commercial area that is usually quite busy, landmarks that will delight whoever lays their eyes on them and of course, their escorts.
The Hornsby escorts will turn your dreams to reality, with their fantastically diverse services and their enchanting bodies, you are sure to find the right escort for you, all while enjoying the amazing activities that Hornsby has to offer.
πJapanese girl Yuna cute juicy pussy π100% pics or WALK AWAY
πππGuys~~~This is Yuna!!πππ
I'm 24 years old, very friendly, funny and sociable. I love meeting
new people and am very open-minded and engaging. I have a passion
While staying with me, you will receive the best services you have ever had.
My favorite service is a sensual one with shower play, French kissing, and multiple positions.
My youthful and playful demeanor must not take away from the fact that I am highly in tune with my sexuality. Making me extremely sensual ensuring that you will be enticed by my mysterious bedroom eyes and unique touch.
I will provide professional Japanese Porn Star services.
for this industry so I make it a priority to make you feel comfortable and
satisfied. You will find I am a passionate and sensual partner. I will always ensure.
My services:ππ
πErotic Massage
πBBBJ
πDFK
π69
πRimming
πCIM/COF/COB
My rate:(All services included)ππ
Incall:π
- $350/30mins
- $450/45mins
- $600/60mins
Outcall:π
- $650/60mins +Uber fee
Text me to book: 0478015061
Aussie Caitlyn xx bbbj's & backdoor action are my specialty boy's xx 0421594990
Caitlyn here fellas, it's a pleasure to introduce myself to you. And will be even more so when I have you all to myself whilst you have your way with my Aussie ass... literally.
Absolutely love having my pussy and asshole drilled, go ahead and stick that cock of yours wherever you please;)
Word to the wise, my fellatio game is ridiculously on point.
I know Iβve mentioned this already however I genuinely adore anal sex and I offer my asshole up to whichever man wants it!
So basically boy's, I have two experiences lined up for you to choose from. One is kinkier than the other, but whichever one you decide to go with, I can promise you heaps of fun will be had that's for certain;)
My βREAL GIRLFRIENDβ experience
$550 /45 minutes
$600 / HR
$1000 / hour and a half
$1200/ 2 hours
INCLUDES:
bbbj
ball licking and sucking
kissing and cuddling
deep french kissing
anal sex
cum as many times as you like
fingering
go down on me
cum on my tits
rimming on me
face sitting
tea bagging
mutual masturbation
My βULTIMATE SEXPERIENCEβ package;)
$800 / HR
$1200 / 90 mins
$1400 for 2 Hours
Includes everything in my βgirlfriend experienceβ plus all of the following nasty treats to heat things up;)
squirting
face fucking
rimming on YOU
tromboning
a real nice and slow and incredibly wet bbbj
balls deep deepthroating
gagging
cum all over my pretty face
anal play on me
toys, toys and more toys
the dirtiest of dirty talk
role playing, nothing is taboo with me
golden shower on you
finger banging
anal SeXXX
Want to fist my pussy ? π $400 extra for this unique hot experience
To make a booking, text your name with the time you have in mind.
Please be sure to include the experience you are interested in, with the length of time you wish to spend with me.
0421594990
I will get back to you as soon as possible to confirm your appointment with me
( I don't provide natural intercourse )
Hope to be showing off our naughty parts to each other today;)
Caitlyn xx
ANAL QUEEN.NO.1.SUCKING. TOKYO CAT.I NEED A GOOD FUCK
π100% Turned on π XXX Porn Star Experience π
I am most told: βyou are stunning, so much better than your photosβ
βyou are a very horny woman that was amazingβ
βMy god you have the nicest assβ
Anal avail +Natural avail. Pls inquire about extras.when you make a booking. booking need to be confirmed with extra service.
******World Class ππWECHAT:sydmm2022.
**** Amazing ass that loves your attention. May cause user premature ejaculation when handled incorrectly, (Please read user manual located in my pussy prior to use)
******GUARANTEED to Satisfy *******
- Killer curves s and pert DDβs you will love
- Natural full lips
- Possibly the best ass in town
- Iβm your girl next door yet a complete porn addict and sex fiend.
- Iβm 23β¦β¦ really
- I take care of my body and my photos are 100% me. Im told Iβm sexy as hell.πβ€οΈ
- love high energy naughty PORN STAR Sex you wonβt forget meβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
- Iβm lots of fun but also thrive on intelligent conversation and have the knowledge and wisdom to converse on a multitude of topics easily.
Please TEXT me with your preferred time, duration of booking and your desires and wants so we can plan our time together.
πPrivate Apartment with discreet entry and visitors parking
π All bookings confirmed via text
π I am always immaculate so I expect only hygienic gentlemen.
π Available all hours and party friendly
Best described as :
Insatiably sexy, beautiful smile, kissable lips, intelligent, genuine, gorgeous, DTE, fashionable, skin like butter, dangerously hot, classy, slim body and killer hips attitude.
Hi Iβm maxii hot Ladyboy
Hi I’m maxi hot Lady boy new here Ready to help you relax, get excited with my massage.
I’m professional oil massage massage
Deep tissue massage
Erotic massage
looking forward to see you soon π
TILL LATE.FUN STUNNING PARTY GIRL
π Love to party & having fun on bed.. Easy said, action speaks louder than words.
ο»ΏWelcome to my page..I hope you like the photos. They are all genuine and recent photos.I'm your stunning,exotic and Sexy Independent high class Escort girl.Let me take you into my world full of fantasie!
I am DEE 27 years old ,Friendly and open mind.
Booking number D.
Sz6, Slim body,165cm,
Fully shaven.love 69. Smooth.pretty face,
very sexy -Fun, Never rushed,
friendly and open mind.
My Service available
Passionate / Romantic Kissing
COB coming on breast
Oral/ TADY/ Dirty Talk
Testicular Tongue Massage
Variety of Positions
Mutual Masturbation
PSE-porn star experience
GFE-girl friend experience
COB Golden shower
* NO GREEK ; NO NATURAL SEX!
Japanese AbigailππGFE exp for you ππBusty D-cups
Hi there, my name is Abigail.
Real Japanese girl studying in Australia.
Standing at 162cm tall, I've got legs for days, and trust me, they're as smooth as silk. Picture this: a tiny waist, curves in all the right places, and let's just say my ass up top? They're definitely not lacking in the "wow" department. π
My rates:
Incall:
$350/30MIN
$450/45MIN
$500/60MIN
Outcall:
$600/60MIN+Uber fee
Text :0413667535 to book!
SINGAPOREAN GIRL.BDSM.FUN.WILD.PARTY HARD
Attention,INSTAGRAM: BOIAlkiKIi.
watch my video on my Instagram.
I do like BDSM and PROSTATE MASSAGE ON YOU. I have a strap on can fuck you very hard.
Seriously I am a very sexy girl. love dominate you and be your queen or slave.
Attention, I'm not fake,I'm sick of people who collect photos and sick of time waster, if u looking for fun, I'm the one won't let u down. If u don't believe me,don't ask me to verify pics,don't waste my time.
My name is Kiki. Singaporean girl.I am a 22 years old sexy Doll with luscious long hair, Trim, toned size 6 body and an ass to die for! Gents, use your imagination and imagine what my flexible, soft body can do wrapped around you.
My super sweet yet cheeky personality will make you feel comfortable and confident to get the sexy time moving. I love my job, I love being sensual and seeing a person turned on makes me one happy girl! There is no need to feel shy as I will make you feel completely at ease the moment we touch.
I am always well-presented and considerate towards my clients, I pay extra attention to staying clean for you, so the same is expected in return. My warmth and passion will make our private time together unforgettable, and totally refresh your body and soul.
please call now on before you miss it out..
OUTCALLS.There is no applicable travel cost.
TS Golden Girl πβ¨
If you’ve ever wanted to live your fantasy with a beautiful pre-op trans dream girl, you’ve come to the right place π
Golden soft skin. Fresh new DD breasts. Slim waist. Long legs. Juicy ass. 6.5 inch pleasure stick.
Full trophy GFE.
My service is rooted in intimacy. I love kissing, skin on skin vibes, hands and mouths everywhere. Mutual natural oral, rimming on me (and you) and I love to be fucked. ALL THE GOOD STUFF π
Call or txt me to enquire about booking. I’m very selective on who I spend my time with so please include your age, ethnicity and be clear with what fun you are looking for.
I’m here to make your dreams come true!
(NO TIME WASTERS - I am verified so the pictures and videos are me. Don’t ask me to send more)
π€ First timers are always welcome with me. π€
Eva xx
I am at my horny age.i want cum badly
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Hi guys:
π¦ I am an Alice , 26years old With C cup boobs killer body.
π¦ Sexy,SWEET and the perfect amount of NAUGHTINESS!
π¦ The body of a goddess; the personality of an angel! Your time with me will be heavenly!
π¦ Clean, discreet (our time is our little secret and above all totally REAL!
π¦ you will see the fun we together because we enjoy it at the same time.
π¦ I'm a sexy exotic naughty companion and I enjoy the company of smart, witty, and charming men.
Services offered:
I provide an intimate Girlfriend experience including:
Girlfriend experience
Sex in multiple positions
Deep French Kissing
Shower for two
Sensual massage
Pussy play
Hand job
Oral on you
DATY- oral on me
Sexy lingerie
Deep Throat/ Gagging
My goal is to make you feel worshiped and adored like you never have before. I’ll make you feel like the King π
sexy mix Latina baby.party friendly.new in Sydney
Hi.boys.
I'm betty.half latina half asian background.I'm new in sydney.
I'm so pleased you are reading my page.
I have a very bubbly personality and i love smile,love to help and meet new people. I am an easygoing person love dancing and music.
I used to work at a dance club before covid and now i find my dream work.
I am so horny,I love to organsim few times a day. i like to have a big organsim to get to that point.
In bed,i like to start with little bit kiss,wisper around your ears. kiss all the way from your nack to the balls. i will make you super hard to insert my tiny little pussy. My pussy will be super warm and juicy and hold you tight.
I love to make lots noice when we together,but if you need me be quite,i can be very discreet.
I like dress up. like to bring different outfit to wear.
pls text me for more inquiry
as you see my photos. it's all verified,you can ask me to send a selfie if you need. I am waiting for you pls don't miss me out. I am not in sydney for too long.
NEW! Elegant Mediterranean MILF π
Elegant Mediterranean Beauty
β Confident, charismatic, and effortlessly stylish. With a warm smile, captivating brown eyes, and a vibrant personality, i bring passion, sophistication, and charm to every conversation. A perfect blend of wit, and Mediterranean elegance.
I am a confident Mediterranean/Australian MILF in her late 40s with timeless elegance, a warm sense of humor, and a magnetic presence. Independent, intelligent, and passionate about life. I will leave a lasting impression after our time together to have you wanting more.
My service is perfect to wind down and relax after a busy day or to escape the mundane repetition of your daily life.
If you're wanting to add excitement to your week check out my PSE and extras!
GFE INCLUDES
- deep French kissing
- CBJ
- covered sex
- lingerie
- massage
- companionship
- oral on me
PSE INCLUDES
- all GFE services
- Spanking
- light squirting
- rough sex
- toys on me
- dirty talk
- degrading/praise
UPGRADE FROM A GFE TO PSE FOR $250 EXTRA!
ADDITIONAL EXTRAS (add these to either PSE or GFE)
- BBBJ $100
- foot fetish $100
- strip tease $80
Location
Incall is located in balmain. Outcalls to cbd and surrounded upscale hotels only. Deposits required for outcalls.
Booking information
I have very limited availability so please text in advance to book if possible as last minute isn't always available. My availability gets updated regularly and is reliable. Please note I am text only.
- Name
- age
- nationality
- time
- length of booking
Cash is king π€΄ so please come prepared.
No natural sex
No private numbers
No anal
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24 hours π¨ New naughty baby waiting for you ππ Playful full service for youπdiamond service speciallyπ smile alway on my faceπβοΈποΈ
Name: Dania
Breast Size: 36E
Age: 22
Height: 165cm
Weight: 48 Kg
Derss Size : 7
In meeting me, you will notice I truly enjoy getting to know my lovers on a very personal and intimate level. I am free – spirited, very open-minded and believe sexual pleasure is a human right. l have a large sexual appetite and have always fantasized about being a high-class escort and believe I have found my true calling.
My background is very noticeable in my exotic appearance. I have flawless smooth skin and bedroom hazel eyes. I have a tight and toned, size 7 hourglass figure with large size 36D breasts and a round and perky backside.
On my days off you are likely to find me at the gym or enjoying the great outdoors. I am passionate about having a positive mindset towards life.
In My GFE services I provide:
Passionate deep kissing
Sex with different positions
Cuddling and Touching/ hugs
Juicy and Wet Body Slide
Striptease
Teasing Foreplay
Shower together
Oral / blow job / Love sucking
Sexy Lingerie
Full Body Massage
Head & Foot Massage
Mutual Masturbation
Fetishes
Foot Fetishes
Party Bookings
My full service rates are
$200 - 30mins
$280 - 45mins
$350 - 60mins
βοΈποΈPower Puff service π¨
diamond gfe service ππ
plz text me for more information
Outcall
$500/1 hour depends on the location
Happy to do overnight or long booking for more pleasure
Text me if you want to equriey about my extra service
π¦ Minako β The Curvy Chinese Beauty | The Squirting Queen | Friendly GFE | Signature Dragon Experience π¦
π¦ MINAKO – THE SQUIRTING QUEEN π¦
β€οΈ Curvy Chinese Beauty β€οΈ Real Photos & Videos β€οΈ Friendly GFE β€οΈ
Hi handsome β€οΈ
Thank you for taking the time to visit my profile.
I'm Minako, a beautiful Chinese lady with a curvy, feminine figure, soft smooth skin, and a naturally playful personality. I believe the best experiences happen when there is genuine chemistry, laughter, and a relaxed atmosphere.
If you're tired of rushed appointments or fake photos, I'd love to welcome you to my clean and private apartment in Lidcombe. I enjoy making every guest feel comfortable, appreciated, and completely at ease from the moment we meet.
One of my signature qualities is my naturally sensitive body. When the chemistry is right, I become very excited and passionate, creating an unforgettable experience that many returning gentlemen tell me is one of the highligh
ts of their visits.
β€οΈ What You Can Expect
• Passionate Girlfriend Experience (GFE)
• Deep French Kissing
• Shower Together
• Oil Massage
• Sensual Full Body Attention
• BBBJ
• 69
• CIM
• Rimming
• And much more
Everything is provided with warmth, enthusiasm, and genuine attention, so you can relax, enjoy the moment, and leave feeling refreshed and satisfied.
π¦ Why Choose Me
• 100% Real Photos & Videos
• Friendly & Easy to Talk To
• Curvy Chinese Beauty
• Soft, Smooth Skin
• Excellent Hygiene
• Private & Comfortable Apartment
• Genuine Companion Experience
• Respectful & Discreet
• Relaxed, No-Rush Atmosphere
β¨ Rates
15 mins — $150
30 mins — $200
45 mins — $250
60 mins — $300
β¨ Signature Experience
π Premium Dragon Experience
π¦ Signature Multi-Squirt Experience
β€οΈ Passionate GFE
π₯ Fire & Ice Sensation
β¨ Sensual Body Exploration
60 Minutes — $400
π Private Apartment Available
π Lidcombe NSW 2141
(Next to Sydney Olympic Park)
π Convenient parking nearby
π Outcall Service
1 Hour — $600
Travel expenses apply.
A $150 deposit is required for all outcall bookings.
π Party Companion — Additional $100
β€οΈ Available For
• Private Appointments
• Dinner Dates
• Social Companion
• Party Companion
• Extended Bookings
β No Anal
β Safe Services Only
π³ Cash & PayID Accepted
π± SMS Preferred for Fast Response
0404487182
Thank you again for visiting my profile. If you're looking for a beautiful, friendly, and genuine Chinese companion who values comfort, chemistry, and memorable experiences, I'd love to hear from you.
I look forward to meeting you soon.
β€οΈ Minako
The Squirting Queen
Private Apartment • Lidcombe NSW
Body rub and Prostate massage
Hi boys
Professional therapeutic massage therapist
I am a pretty girl . Natural double DD black hair, 32 years old, 162 cm tall, my chest is naturally large, and my body is not strengthened at all
I really want to meet you, relax and spend a good time together while making your fantasy come true. I like to please you and hope you have a lifetime experience.
My Price. with happy ending 100/30mins 150/60mins 250/90mins with happy ending and oral
**Professional Traditional Chinese Medicine Therapies and Western Physical Therapy with Infrared Treatment**
- Reduces inflammation and swelling
- Relieves pain
- Boosts immunity
- Relaxes muscles
- Promotes wound healing
- Improves metabolism
**Professional Traditional Chinese Medicine Therapy: Vacuum Cupping**
- Relieves pain
- Promotes blood circulation
- Reduces swelling and alleviates pain
- Regulates immune function
- Relaxes muscles and relieves fatigue
Vacuum Cupping .Infrared Therapy
SMS to make an appointmen
Sophisticated. Playful. Irresistible.
For the gentleman who enjoys beautiful company and unforgettable moments…
I’m a confident, well-presented woman with a naturally flirtatious charm and a warm, inviting energy. Effortlessly elegant yet delightfully playful, I love creating an atmosphere where conversation flows, laughter comes easily, and the chemistry
For those who appreciate elegance, charm, and a hint of mischief… you’re in very good company. β¨
Trans Companion & Sensual Massage nere Lidcombe today
π₯ PETITE ASIAN TRANS GODDESS Elegant Companion β’ Sensual Massage β’ nere Lidcombe today πUnforgettable Experience
Hello, Iβm Jenny./nisa
A sexy, feminine and respectful young Asian transgender lady with a beautiful curvy body (168 cm, 58 kg β exactly as shown in my photos). I have soft natural breast enhancement, smooth skin, and a very sexy elegant figure that many guests find irresistible.
Iβm known for being warm, friendly, and easy to relax with, making every visit feel comfortable and special β even if itβs your first time.
Whether youβre young or mature, shy or experienced, I create a safe, relaxing atmosphere where you can truly unwind and enjoy the moment.
If you are looking for somethingβ¦
β¨ relaxing
β¨ intimate
β¨ sensual
β¨ stress-melting
Then allow me to take care of you and give you a beautiful escape from everyday life.
My sessions are designed to help you slow down, relax your mind, and enjoy the gentle sensual connection between us.
You will experience soft skin, warm touch, slow sensual massage and wonderful chemistry in a calm and cosy
πββοΈ Service Menu
Relaxation + Sensual Experience
30 mins β $130
45 mins β $160
60 mins β $180
Relaxation + Erotic Nude Massage
30 mins β $220
45 mins β $250
60 mins β $270
We can talk anything another just text me
π Why Clients Love Seeing Jenny
β¨ Petite sexy Asian transgender beauty
β¨ Beautiful enhanced bust
β¨ Feminine, elegant and affectionate
β¨ Soft skin & sensual touch
β¨ Friendly personality β easy to relax with
β¨ Perfect for first-timers and experienced guests
β¨ Very clean & hygienic
β¨ Limited booking
π± Bookings & Enquiries
WhatsApp: 0468 691 571
β No discounts. No low offers. No time wasters.
If you value quality, cleanliness and a genuine experience, you are welcome to book. Otherwise please move on respectfully
π Let me take care of you and give you an unforgettable experience.
TS Gemma
Hi there, Iβm Gemma. Iβm a 21 year old gothic princess, a trans girl, and from Lidcombe. Iβve been on HRT for about 3 years, Iβm blessed with feminine features, an all natural body and a juicy ass :3
I take pride in taking care of myself and my appearance, but Iβm not just a pretty face! I enjoy deeper discussions about life and enjoy listening to and caring for others. Life is hard, so why not spend some time with people who make it easier? :P
I offer massage services, hand relief, oral and bottoming. I do not top. I am also available for social dates. Whether itβs dressing up to go out to your favourite restaurant or bar, or just at home in elegant lingerie, cuddling with you and watching a movie, Iβm a warm and relaxed companion for you!
I am very neurodivergent and queer friendly! I am accepting of all genders, races and abilities. If there are any specific arrangements youβd like to make, please let me know and Iβll do my best to accommodate :)
I also offer video calls, and have pics and videos for sale. Message me for details x
I can offer doubles bookings with my girlfriend Angel (requires 24 hours notice), at $900/half hour, $1200/full hour xx
https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/NSW/Gosford/Independent/GothAngel/
Please do not call me, only SMS
Hope to see you soon!
Kisses xoxo
Naughty Party French Mila π π¦π₯³
OUTCALL ONLY
Services Available
- GFE
- PSE
- Couples
- Party Bookings
- Double booking ( mmf - mff )
- Dinner Dates
- Overnight
- Weekend Getaways
- Fly me to you - all expenses on you
- Yacht Parties
- Bucks Parties
- Xmas End of Year Parties
- Boys nights out with group of girlfriends packages
Hey babe bonjour ! π
I’m Mila, a naturally gorgeous blonde brown ish π€ͺ from France. I am in my early 30 and I have a sexy accent that will make you want to spend time with me from the moment we meet.
I have a gorgeous size 4/6 toned figure and I have gorgeous long hair that falls all the way to my gorgeous natural round bum which is just more than a handful.
I am warm, friendly and I have a great sense of humour.
Behind closed doors you will discover a sultry seductress. I love what I do and I am very, very good at it.
I offer an awesome late-night together. I love to party and will provide you with an unforgettable moment.
You will never forget our time together, i’ll make sure of that π
I am pleasure driven and every desire you have I can give to you. I can be cute and submissive, or a dirty little rough queen. I can be your raunchy porn star and your passionate girlfriend all in one.
Come and play with me... π
See you soon babe x
TO BOOK PLEASE SEND A TEXT WITH THE FOLLOWING :
NAME
AGE
BACKGROUND
BOOKING TIME
LOCATION
FOR HOW LONG ?
π π¦
I will need Uber from Strathfield both way
NO INDIAN β
NO PAKISTAN β
NO NEPAL β
NO ANAL β !!!!!!!!
NO PRIVATE NUMBER π΅
NO NATURAL SEX β
NO CAR SERVICE π³
NO OUTDOOR SEX β
π₯ NATALIA β THAT FUCKINβ COLOMBIAN TORNADO YOU AINβT READY FOR (BUT COME TRY ANYWAY BITCH) π₯
Yo. Listen up cunt (yeah i said it) π
I’m Natalia. 26. Colombian as hell. Now burnin’ up streets like a goddamn forest fire. ππ₯
You want some sad story? save it. I ain’t your therapist.
What i got is a tight little body, a filthy mouth, and zero patience for dudes who text me “u avail?” like a fuckin’ robot. π€
I do what i want. When i want. With who i want… if they got cash or fast PayID. π
Let me tell you ‘bout last week’s little adventure – cause that’s the kinda freak i am
So this NBN dickhead shows up at 4pm Friday. Skinny as a rake, acne scars all over, hands like fuckin’ shovels. Nervous as a virgin in a brothel. He’s gotta run a new fibre line through my roof.
Me? I’m wearin’ a see-through fishnet top that’s basically two holes and a prayer, and these tiny little shorts that say “EAT ME” in sparkles across the ass. No bra. Obviously.
He’s tryna check the modem but his eyes keep droppin’ to my tits like they got magnets. I ask if he wants a beer. Then I bend over to grab one from the bottom shelf – slow like. He gets a full show. His cargo shorts start lookin’ like a fuckin’ tent.
So I walk over, drop to my knees, pull his cock out with my teeth (yeah, teeth – gentle but nasty), and just go to town right there on the dusty living room floor. He makes this little puppy whimper sound. Pathetic. Cute.
I pop off, look up at him all sloppy, and go “Alright big boy – now fuck me like you’re tryna install that NBN. Fast. Unreliable. And don’t you dare stop halfway.”
He laughs like an idiot, then shoves me onto the couch, rips my shorts off, rolls on a rubber (don’t worry baby – i don’t do bareback, not ever), and pounds me so deep i swear i tasted his balls. He came on my belly first time. Second time? sprayed all over my face like a fuckin’ sprinkler. Left his drill behind. Guess what i use it for now. π
What i’m into (and what i’m NOT – figure it out)
I love it nasty. Kitchen counter. Bathroom floor. Against the window so the neighbours can watch. I’ll suck you like a lollipop ‘til your eyes roll back. Ride you like a stolen motorcycle. Let you pull my hair, slap my ass, call me your dirty little Colombian slut.
Here’s the deal, champ:
I take CASH or PayID – but listen close: INSTANT ONLY. If it says “pending” or “delayed”? Nah. I ain’t your bank. Don’t waste my time. πΈ
Also – DON’T FUCKIN’ CALL ME. Send a text. I’ll reply when i’m not busy getting my guts rearranged by some other horny bastard. Might be 5 minutes. Might be 5 hours. Deal with it. βοΈ
Still think you can handle a real Colombian firecracker?
Come find out. Or don’t. I got better things to do… like my NBN guy’s drill. π
Natalia – Your Worst & Best Idea
No princess shit. Just wet, wild, and wicked.
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