Kensington Escorts & Adult Services

Hiya im a cute and bubbly trans girl, Im excited to please and to fulfil any of your desires, just ask <3.

To make a booking please message me with your desired session length, date and time, and make a deposit.

Im currently outcall only, but planning on doing incall soon.

If you would like to take me on a date, dinner or to a bar it is $100 per hour. <3

Please be showered and clean!

I will respect your need for discretion <3

I have been on hrt for 3 years. I have my dick, im uncut.

I prefer to bottom but i can top and be dominate in some situations if its wanted.

Im kink friendly so please let me know what your looking for. x

A basic booking with me includes anal and bbbj. Bdsm and kink bookings cost extra.

Yes i do:

GFE, PSE, bbbj, BDSM, Bottom, Submissive, Foot fetish, dd/lg

Please text my number(dont call): 0402 382 743. x

I am a naturally dominant Mistress and foot goddess of Chinese background, looking for slaves to serve me at my private lifestyle femdom play space in Sydney City near CBD. Enter my world and you will be experiencing classy and sensual domination at its finest, where I use men and little bitches for my pleasure. My photos are real and I often get complimented that my looks and style resembles Goddess Leyla of Germany - which I take as a great compliment!

At 23, I may be young and gorgeous but do not let that fool you. Since I could remember, I have always loved and craved power over the male species. Harbouring a deep desire to control and enslave men, I relish the feeling of making them helpless and humiliated. Through reward and punishment, I turn even the most strong willed male into putty in my hands. As a natural sadist, I get great pleasure from hearing men grunt and moan in pain as they endure my chains, whips and canes. In between their masochistic howls, as I enjoy teasing and exploring their bodies as I savour the look of fear and awe in their eyes.

Aside from using and abusing men’s bodies for my sadistic pleasure, I also value their mouth and tongue. As a naturally aggressive woman, I prefer to grab them by the hair and force them to worship my body, although usually they don’t need much prompting to kiss and lick my young, tight glamorous body. I expect my slaves to have strong skills in body worship, foot worship and giving massages. If they do a bad job, then I may punish them with a beating or humiliate them ruthlessly.

As a foot goddess, foot domination is a favourite of mines. I love to command my foot slaves to worship my exquisite, delicate feet and use them to tease and humiliate his body and face e.g. with some foot slapping and forced foot gagging. I enjoy having men as my carpet to trample on, as my chair to face-sit and as my plaything for me to bondage and toy with. It turns me on so much when I use my gym honed body to head-scissor, wrestle and humiliate my slaves. And make them feel like the little bitch they are smothered under my perfect ass and choked by my killer thighs.

Aside from controlling my slaves physically, I also enjoy teasing and mindfucking them with my shapely legs and alluring Asian goddess looks. I know from experience, the sound of my stilettos clicking on my wooden floorboard makes my slaves go crazy from anticipation. As they are kneeling naked on the hard floor, they feel the rollercoaster of emotions that come from being my slave: arousal, fear, humiliation, helplessness, shame, submission…

I know YOU little bitch reading this home - is already hard, dripping and cannot resist me. If you want to experience my intensity and sophistication first hand, instead of being a loser and gooning at home. Then accept your destiny and come serve your Mistress and owner now!

A Short List of Common Femdom BDSM Requests

Footdom: foot worship, foot humiliation, foot slapping, foot gagging, foot humiliation, foot tease, nylons, trampling

CBT: ballbusting, cock whipping

Impact play: whipping/caning/flogging/spanking/slapping, consensual non-consent (CNC) with safe word

Discipline: reward and punishment, corporal punishment

Sadism: nipple torture, biting, tickling, wax play

Femdom wrestling: head scissoring, holds, locks

Face-sitting/smothering/breath play

Pet play: dog training, pony riding

Humiliation and degradation: physical, verbal, cuck

Body worship: body worship, intimate worship, pussy worship, ass worship

Fluids: GS, BS, roman shower, spitting

Release: milking, edging, post-orgasm torture

Bondage: cuffs, chains, ropes, ties

Other: sensory deprivation, tease and denial, sissy/ cross-dressing, human furniture

And much, much more... I am open to your requests as long they respect my status as your Mistress and your humble position as my slave.

Important Rules

1) Do not contact me with alternative proposals e.g. try to dominate me and make me submissive, asking for travel to different city etc.

2) Respect my very limited and valuable time! Only contact me when you are sure of your availabilities and ready to book and deposit immediately! Follow my instructions and trust my process - or do not contact me!

3) I only like genuine slaves who strictly obey their Mistress. No brats, disobedient and nasty self-centred men. If you are a fetishist who is not normally a sub/slave, then you are welcome but ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’ - you can pretend to be a slave and follow my commands or don’t contact me.

Any violation of the above rules, will incur a $100 TIMEWASTER FEE. If you refuse this fee after being a timewaster you will be blocked and banned. By contacting me, you agree to the rules contained herein.

How do I practise Femdom?

I abide by the principles of RACK (Risk-Aware Consensual Kink).

I am a keeper of secrets and an absolute believer in privacy and discretion. I am a male tamer and whisperer - it is my passion in life to harness bitch energy from men but I can only do this because they willing take off their pretences and be vulnerable before me. So rest assured - as a pro and lifestyle domina - your secrets are safe with me. For example, I’m very cautious of leaving marks and any scent on my slave’s body when they request to keep our time together secret from his significant other.

I will guide and protect your safety and privacy while you surrender to me. Your responsibility is to obey me and trust the process!

How to Book A Session

CONTACT ME ON WHATSAPP ONLY: 0493 645 223

My private and discreet femdom BDSM play space is in Sydney City - in a very convenient location close to CBD, train + Metro stations, bus stops and plenty of free parking options nearby. Exact address will be provided after deposit only.

FAIRFIELD 📍

𝒫ℴ𝓁𝓎𝓃ℯ𝓈𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝒟ℴ𝓁𝓁 🌺

Limited time as I have other commitments/work

My service includes

Kisses, cuddles, bbbj, rimjob, anal me with protection. I wear lingerie during bookings, IM BOTTOM ONLY 🍑

🍃🍃 420 Friendly 😋🍁🌬️

• BOOKINGS INCLUDES MULTIPLE ROUNDS WITHIN TIMEFRAME YOU BOOKED.

•I ALSO REQUIRE A DEPOSIT TO LOCK IN A BOOKING WITH ME, INCALL/OUTCALL. REST OF PAYMENT ON ARRIVAL.

Extras

Blow & Go- $100

Half a day/ Overnight & Full day bookings please ask for rates, Sleep is included.

Any other fantasies or extras please ask me 💋

Rules

WHEN YOU MESSAGE FOR BOOKING STATE :

Your Name:

Ethnicity:

Age:

Duration of booking:

Location:

* A picture of yourself will also be required before booking

Keep it simple and straightforward and you will sure get my attention 😉 time wasters will be blocked 🚫

Payments I accept is Cash/ Payid only.

Contact

0412218112 📞

please send text message ✉️

private calls won’t be answered & are blocked on my end 🚫

Social Media

👻 Jessicaxo_007

Can also contact me on Whatsapp.

𝒞𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓈ℴℴ𝓃 💋

<< Kings birthday weekend special >>

second hour half price !!

A TANNED TONED BODY WITH

9+ INCHES FOR LADIES AND COUPLES

KENNEDY AND MYSELF ARE AVAILABLE TOGETHER FOR COUPLES AND DOUBLES EXPERIENCE.

NO SINGLE MALES

I am here for all of your desires and fantasies, let me explore your body the way you have always dreamt of.

This discerning mature gentleman will use his experience and oral technique to help you reach the ultimate climax, multiple times!

I will bring out those hidden sexual secrets you have been thinking about, your wish is my command.

Available For-

In-Call Outcall Dinner Date

And Overnight Stays

Travel Outside Sydney

Full Service

Mild To Wild And Kinky

Sensual And Erotic Massage

My Sexy Female Friend

Kennedy Is Available For

MFF / MFFM Experience

Half My Fee Refunded if

I Don’t Make You Cum

Anal Service On You Only

Don't hesitate and contact me to discuss your requirements. After initial contact and booking by text, further enquiries can be made by phone.

Text 0416 308 958

Bookings made with under four hours notice will not be accepted.

#fetish #mature # independent # kinky

Mature Australian

Super horny and uninhibited mature woman to guide tease or take the lead. You might want someone to make demands. Come with me. All ways. Gena

Busty Boss with Glasses

JOI Worship/Ass and tits

Ass Worship and Cum Countdown

Pantyhose sheer and Ass worship

Bouncing big hot natural tits

Big Tits Dirty Talk

Mature Soft Bust 

CAM WHATSAPP

$30 5 MINUTES

$50 15 MINUTES

PHONE TALK

$20 10 MINS

$50 30 MINS

$80 hOUR

Latina, 21:

Bilingual (Spanish & English) — I’ll flirt in both

Curvy, confident, and full of good vibes

If you like a woman with attitude (and hips), swipe right.

Also I Love tattoos, good music, and people who can keep up with my energy.

-$400/1hr outcall. Customer need to book both ubers.

-0404622155

Full service prices:1hr $400

You need to book the uber O you can transfer us $50 by PayId and we will book the uber for you.

-Extras available. Depend of the customer and the girl.

-Cash o pay Id. only.

 We go everywhere :)

your naughty blondie latina … I love party

I am Colombiana busty petite blonde, who has fun in any situation. I tend to be the life of the party, a great conversationlist, with a very caring side. My flirty personality and carefree attitude will make you forget all your problems as soon as you walk in the door.

I also offer overnight bookings, dinner dates and companionship.

Always hosting a clean, safe & friendly environment.

Hi I’m new here. I’m ready to provide any services you request for ❤️

Hi Babe ❤️ Available for incalls ✅

Don’t Miss Out! Catch Me This Fleeting Moment While You Can… I’m Rarely Here!

About me

I’m Sabrina a Prettiest Trans Girl in Sydney.Our story will be kept a secret 🤫 6-7 inches Vers Top/Bottom

Please make an appointment only!

Natural Beauty With Silk Skin,Long Hair,Body Slim,Friendly and Positive energy.

Body proportions

167cm,50kg,C35 Cup,Waist 26(Model Body), I can verify myself on video call...so you know exactly who you'll be meeting

I’m here to please connect and bring your amazing to life in the most prettiest Trans Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ I’m clean and recently get tested, on prep and protected sex ✅

❌ NO DRUGS

❌ NO RAW

Let’s Connect

📲 Text me on WhatApp: “Hi Sabrina, I saw your profile and would love to know your availability.”

 “You can ask for more information and photos”

Hello!

I am an independent, plus sized Sydney-based transgender (pre-op) escort offering companionship, sensual and exciting meetups, I am alternative, pierced with snake bites and on the breasts.

I am a very empathetic, caring companion who prides herself in being professional, ethical and has high standards for service, I am very disciplined, empathetic and very open minded to ideas for meeting up.

I see all genders whilst primarily men, I am open to non binary and women clientele

Safe practices I ensure I get regularly STI tested every 3 months, heavy on FRIES consent model, all bookings are condom and dam mandatory I do not do natural at all!

I value clear communication and polite introductions when enquiring, please use the template below

Services (Incall) - Thursdays - Penrith Location

$200/30M - Standard (CBJ/oral on you, anal on me, Sex in multiple positions, kissing)

$300/1 Hr - Standard (CBJ/oral on you, anal on me, Sex in multiple positions, kissing)

Services (outcall)*

Companion/Social Escort $60 p/hour

30 Minute Full Service - $300 ($90 deposit)

1 Hour Full Service - $500 ($150 Deposit)

When you text make sure to include the following detail

Name

What Time and Day

Where (Incall/Outcall)

What service are you after

Conditions

*Outcall to hotel or car only for new clients, returning clients I will visit your home

*Pre bookings take priority and is preference

*Bottom only

*Texts that don't meet criteria will not be replied too

Hello lovers!

My name is Mika and I'm the girl next door you've been waiting to indulge in. I'm a 28 year old Australian natural beauty who loves to provide a sensual and intimate experience. With a captivating smile and a magnetic presence, I offer more than just companionship—I provide an escape from the ordinary.

I am an adventurous spirit with a passion for making every moment extraordinary. Whether it’s a glamorous night out or an intimate, kinky evening in, I love to leave an impression. I look after myself well and take pride in my healthy habits. I do not drink or party.

I'm bisexual so if you have an interest in booking me with another girl I have many beautiful doubles partners whom I work with.

I have a very open mind and I'm available for bookings with any ethnicity, shape, gender, size, sexuality and ability.

Please see the list of my services below.

GFE ($700 hourly)

DFK (deep french kissing), cuddling, massage, covered blowjob, covered sex, fingering, DATY (oral on me), multiple positions, sexy shower for two, COB (cum on body), sex toys, multiple shots.

PSE ($900 hourly)

Dirty talk, sloppy BBBJ (bare back blowjob), multiple positions, COB (cum on body), body worship, covered sex, deep throat, light spanking, light hair pulling, roleplay, fingering, mutual oral, DFK (deep french kissing), COF (cum on face), nipple play/teasing, mutual masturbation with toys, spit in mouth, rimming on me.

*I require a $100 deposit for every hour booked via Beemit or payID. The remaining amount is to be paid upon arrival, once that's out of the way we can relax and enjoy one another.

If you have any questions please feel free to enquire. All clients undergo a health check before the booking starts. PLEASE TEXT FIRST TO ENQUIRE.

All my love,

Mika x 

Please use the template below when contacting me:

*I prefer text message or Whatsapp*

Name:

Date:

Location:

Time/Length of booking:

Type of service:

Extras:

Text/Whats App: 0478903134

Please make sure you enter all the details above when contacting.

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CALL ME NOW!!!! BOOK NOW!!! 0431124874

Hi, I’m TRANS feminine,elegant sexy gorgeously and really HOT!!! !!! 

hot TRANS by nature with a great body and well Equipped 6 inches cut hygiene ACTIVE and VERSATILE you will feel the vicious real pleasure to be with a TranSexsual like kisses, deep French .. .

newcomer a beautiful ass TRANS educated, friendly, clean, involved, loving, I love sex make all your fantasies, you will find everything in one body

I am what you are looking for, active-passive. ..really full services ...

0431124874 I am very loving,passionate and at the same time I can be playmate...❤❤❤

I'm independent escort my apartment is secure, comfortable and discrete

a pure passion 

Call Me!!! 

0431124874

❌ Bareback ❌ Private Number and Message Please...

$350 Per-hours 

$250 Half Hour

$500 an hour with cum🍆💦💦💦

$700 per hour out call major hotel - must have put deposit and (not included with transport fees) 

Love♥️

Aura Karisma 💋💋💋

Hello you,

I’m the woman you can’t stop thinking about—seductive, playful, and utterly addictive.

With smooth, porcelain skin, long dark hair, and smoldering chocolate eyes, I turn heads without trying. 

My curves are all natural—soft, luscious, and made to be touched.

Being with me is effortless. I know how to tease, tempt, and leave you wanting more.

Whether you crave slow, sensual passion or something wilder, I create an experience tailored to your deepest desires.

I offer two unforgettable encounters:

GFE – A sultry, intimate experience filled with slow kisses, lingering touches, and undeniable chemistry.

PSE – A no-holds-barred, thrilling escape into your filthiest fantasies—uninhibited, intense, and completely electrifying.

When you contact me, I’ll tell you more about what’s involved in both!

Let’s indulge. 

I prioritise quality over quantity, ensuring every moment is nothing short of unforgettable.

With love,

Keira

PS. Want a sneak peek? I’m happy to share some steamy private photos & videos before we meet.

PPS. Ask about my exclusive new client offer when you reach out!

Hi , l’m Aile💋

A beautiful Asian transgender woman with soft skin, smooth curves, and a sensual touch.

Bust 34 • 55kg • 167cm

I offer a relaxing and intimate massage experience in a private and comfortable setting where you can fully unwind and enjoy every moment.

❌ No sex ❌

Sensual Naked Massage Experience

Full naked with happy ending

Warm oil, body-to-body massage, soft touch, teasing, and complete relaxation designed to leave you feeling satisfied and refreshed.

Rates

• $200 / 30 minutes — quick escape

• $280 / 45 minutes — deeper indulgence

• $300 / 60 minutes — full experience

Experience Includes

• Full body naked massage

• Full body oil massage

• Body-to-body sliding

• Gentle sensual touch

• Relaxing private atmosphere

Contact

📞 0411 605 150

Hey, I’m Madison, a gorgeous 24 years old. 1st time in Australia, I’m the girl next door you fall in love with type.

I'm a well-mannered and sensual woman that knows how to make you comfortable and get the stress off your shoulders. Very sophisticated, sensual, naughty, versatile and calm.

I offer a relaxed girlfriend experience that feels engaging and easygoing. Prioritizing easy conversation, connection and quality time that feels genuinely enjoyable.

My focus includes extended, unrushed experiences including dinner dates, weekends and Fly Me to You arrangements. 

Share your secret desires with me and it’ll be my pleasure to bring every one of them to life, then tempting you with more. Your discretion is of upmost importance to me.

When contacting me, please be respectful and ensure you have read my ad. I appreciate gentlemen who are kind and well-mannered. You will be blocked if you are disrespectful.

30 min is minimum for bookings, don’t ask me for shorter.

Keen to meet you!

Madison xx

My name is Jasmin, an Aussie born exotic sensual beauty with a curvy slim thick body that is craving your touch.

I’m known for my model face, little waist, huge booty, big bouncing natural breasts, enviable tan and silky smooth skin.

I’m very private and discreet and have a warm, sensual genuine personality. I’m often told I’m very friendly and down to earth.

Let’s have a cheeky few hours of laughter and pleasure... I can’t wait to meet you!

Text or WhatsApp me on 0434993534

FAQ

Where are you located? Sydney city

Are your boobs natural? YES! Natural F cup.

What's your background? Italian Middle Eastern

What’s included? The prices listed are for a genuine, sensual girlfriend experience with lots of passionate kissing, mutual oral, sex in multiple positions and multiple orgasms (for us both!)

Do you do outcalls? I can provide outcalls to all 5 star hotels in Sydney CBD and surrounding areas for minimum 1.5hr booking + travel fee.

Please note:

My rates are non-negotiable

I don’t offer natural sex

I don’t offer anal/greek service

A small deposit will be required to confirm your booking. I only accept anonymous payment methods, so your privacy is respected as is mine :)

- Beemit app

- Payment link via Square, provided by me

The rest can be cash on arrival or using the above methods. In the unlikely event I need to reschedule, your deposit will be refunded xx

Hello handsome , i am.kimi ..25 years old young Asian baby.

Operating Hours: 7 days 24 hrs by booking

I do High quality service for you. And I’m real pictures here no doubt, Don’t miss my good service. Available now. SMS ask booking me now. ( if not serious don’t bother ) I won’t waste your time, and you don’t waste my time pls. don’t ask me video call — I have bad experience (customer's playing around ).Thx.

(I’m real here ! If not free service for sure ok)

For security reasons, phone number must be visible when calling to make bookings i.e. no Private Numbers, thank you!

Full service: include bj, sex,B2B, lip kiss,69,masaage

(bbbj extra $100. not do ANAL / not do NAT sex).

30 mins - $350

one hr - $500 cock slides with multiple cum I try to make sure you cum multiple ok

Nuru massage extra $100

PARTY extra $100 per hour (long hours can discount)

Payment: Cash/ / Pay ID - if money come on time.

( OUT CALL $650 / including transportation’s. And need Deposit $150 ) one hr

STRAP ON AVAILABLE $50

SPANKING ALSO AVAILABLE $30

FEITSH AVAILABLE $50

DFK AVAILABLE $50

GOLDEN SHOWER ON YOU $30

 S/M on you- extra $50/ ROLE PAY $50

BDSM EXTRA $70

CIM extra $200

I have a fun personality, Darling come try my top service…..You will be aroused by the feel of my soft skin & lips on your Body.

Good English/ Good company 

I am so naturally passionate and my intimacy feeds off your desire, skilled at appeasing your mind and body through stimulating and arousing touch.I am very active.

I’m high Class Girl who enjoys pleasuring and satisfying a Gentleman. Absolutely gorgeous, experience erotic masseuse, playful, no doubt, great company, olive smooth skin. I’m sure you will back,one you try my services.

Dinner Dates and Overnight Dates are preferred and given preference over shorter requests to meet. Gentlemen, I can't stress this enough. Last minute requests are not catered for. Ever.

Please make arrangements in advance with me if you would like to meet,please get in touch with me with your request.

Thank you for your time, and I look forward in meeting you soon!

ONLY GOING TO BE IN SYDNEY TILL THE 15th ! NEXT STOP GOLDCOAST & CAIRNS 💖😈💖😈💖

WELSH CHICK IN SYDNEY 🇦🇺

Moved down under ….🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 ➡️🇦🇺

The way to my heart is pre bookings 💋

🦋💋AVAILABILITY 💋🦋

•Sunday 7th 9am - 5pm I have a day use room in Potts point

* Please read through before messaging to make sure I cover what you are looking for ☺️ when you message the more information I have the better 💋

Hey I’m Tilly 💋

Are you a very discerning gentleman who loves a real VIP treatment, yet are finding it hard to find the right one who is the real full package? Including elegance, brains and a whole lot of fun! Well look no further here I am with an incredible curvy body, , I have long brown mermaid hair with gazing green/blue eyes which will have you mesmerised, I’m standing a cute 5ft5 and have a filthy mind and I would say I am delectable company. I'm fun, outgoing, confident, chatty and kinky and will make you feel 100% comfortable and at ease. 

I’m naturally a warm and attentive person. My touch is soft and gentle. And I like to make the most of every moment, love to take the most exquisite care in giving and receiving pleasure ! I consider my self to be classy but still quirky and elegant. I am easy to approach, comfortable to talk to and be around. I have a bubbly, giddy sense of humour and personality that others say is addictive.

During my time spent with you I am fully committed to fulfilling your deepest desires… so don’t be shy gents, tell me what you want. The more information I have the better! 

Let me be your new addiction...

To avoid disappointment, please try to book in advance.

 💖 GFE

I can be your cute little girlfriend make you feel adored and amazing! i love nothing more than massages, French kissing, cuddles and just general chatting. I take pleasure in providing that escape and distraction, to relieve you of the stress of life.

🙌🏻 Submissive

I entered the kink scene a few years ago and have really been enjoying both sides of the coin. I really like to please my master as long as I am being respected come and see what a good little play thing I can be.

😈 Domination

I am quite a sadistic Dom and I do thoroughly enjoy teasing and taunting my slaves. the thing I enjoy most about this dynamic power I have over my chosen slaves, lets see if you are good enough to deserve me! 

💃🏻🍹 🍜Social

I love to spend time with you and really get to know you to enhance our experiences, if you're looking for a little something extra I do offer social meets, we could go for a walk or dinner is my favourite.

🛀 Hygiene

I arrive fresh and groomed, hygiene is a top priority so please arrive the same, I expect you to be clean and fresh too.

Cash on arrival.💸

I dislike/ do not offer or allow -

Facials.

Filming or photographing me.

NO BB / OWO / CIM.

DEPOSIT 💰

I take a deposit for all bookings to secure the date this can be paid electronically, your booking will not be confirmed until the deposit is made. This allows me to put you in my calendar and block time out for you, I use hotels or air b & bs for my incalls deposit will depend on the room ammount on the room cost ! X

 Outcall deposit is $100 to cover travel this is taken of the rate xx

•. Blonde, naturally Busty, Green / blue eyes

Curves in the right places.

• Non smoker in Double bay

•. Adventurous, Passionate Women with

Welcoming smile and body desire.

Private Independant easy nature relaxed home enviromen sexy and unique, lingerie stockings soft skin and aircon, I’m ready and able.. . .

only Gentleman apply

Cash Beemit & pay id preferred payment.

Hi gentlemen I’m Vannesza, Eurasian an online beauty influencer, international model and One of the prettiest girl u will ever see! Victoria Secret model-like body!

I'm A Very Upscale and high class girl: Very sure to make you feel relaxed and at ease. I know my worth and my priority is your satisfaction. 

(Action speaks louder than words.)

Educated, good coversationalist and with a good sense of humor are more welcome.

So please always inquire and share your fantasies in a nice way. 

Rude and photo collectors are not welcome! 

Hygiene is paramount.

 Available for Upscale Gentlemen who have expensive taste and want nothing but the Best. pls kindly contact me through my number is in the details above. xoxo... 

SERVICES INCLUDED:

Kissing/ French Kiss

Sucking Fucking foreplay

Girlfriend Experience 

Licking

100% REAL AND UPDATED PICTURES 

YOU CAN VIDEOCALL ME TO CONFIRM THAT I AM NOT FAKE 

WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET 

SATISFACTION GUARANTEED