Kiama Heights Escorts & Adult Services

• Hi I'm sky

I am 26 years old and available by appointment 

- I am ultra Feminine

- Size 8 Slim figure, D cup Implants, Fleshy nice bum with natural hips, Pretty face, Blonde hair.black eyes

- I have a beautiful thick 6.5 " uncut penis

- 100% safe sex only

- Well travelled nice girl. If you're a man looking for a comfortable and relaxing experience seasoned or first timer you will love me

I’m Ready For An Absolute Wild time With You !

Book In And With Me Explore My Wonderful Body ..

I Promise You Won’t Be Disappointed..!

 Note **

 I provide live cam sessions trough FaceTime or WhatsApp.

Live Cam show available:

10 mins 100

20 mins 150

30 mins 200

Anything else contact me 💗

       : Any Extra available for ask.

No more photos to sent

No photos of 🍆 to sent

If you don't want to be offended, Do not ask for Free Services or Negotiate my fees.

No PRIVATE NUMBERS

call and text message me number 📲0487614643

All AGES ( over 18) and RACES welcome.                            

 #Photos verified💯💯💯

Hello my name is Brownie TS CD nice Party friendly and good service with something extra to share. No other woman will give you this kind of experience. You should try it with me. I'm versatile with fully functional 🍆 7 inch"to behold. We will explore your most secret fantasies and desires. Feel my warmth against you and know I am the one to take you over the top.

Services Available

• Full-service girlfriend experience 
• Versatile – top & bottom 
• Party & play friendly 
• Passionate, playful, and open-minded
• Deep Kissing 
• Bareback 
• Full service

0424 980 794 SMS ☎️ WESTMEAD

I am an Italian sensual lady who enjoys having fun and would love to share mutual pleasure and having naughty plays.

0424 980 794 ☎️Incall Price -

30 min $150

45 min $200

1hours. $250

0424 980 794 ☎️SMS for OUTCALL rates

Hi, I’m Ara ❤️

24 years old • Korean/ Viet• Slim, tall & 100% natural

I speak fluent Korean and Vietnamese, with limited English but don’t worry, our bodies will do most of the talking! 😉

I have soft, supple skin, long smooth legs, a perky bum that loves a naughty spanking, and plump lips ready to tease every inch of you. My gym-toned body and bright, unstoppable smile will light up the room the moment you walk in.

My feminine charm is just the beginning… My services have been described as “out of this world” and will leave you smiling for days.

I genuinely love creating a special, fun connection. Expect lots of laughter, flirty chatting with my body, deep eye contact, passionate foreplay, and the kind of intimacy that feels like reconnecting with a long-lost lover.

Let’s get naked together, explore each other’s fantasies, and create a moment you’ll never forget. If you’re experienced and adventurous, maybe you can teach me a few new tricks too, I’m a very eager student 😏

In call Rates ❤️💦

$200 / 15 mins

$250 / 30 mins

$300 / 45 mins

$350 / 60 mins

Limited English? No problem. Actions speak louder than words… and I’m very good with my actions. Come find me and let’s make tonight unforgettable! 🔥

Extras

BBBJ 50

CIM 50

COF 50

🚫

I do not do natural sex no anal sex

CHOOSE US !

WE ARE GOOD!

Discretion is 100% guaranteed.

Clients: with our best & honest daily roster online we keep update 9am, we have lot of loyalty regulars clients & increasing number... busy? Very busy ! Busiest Venue in Parramatta. 

MIDNIGHT DELIGHT LADIES ARE IMMACULATELY GROOMED & SPECIALISTS IN THE ART OF MAKING A MAN FEEL RELAXED & TOTALLY AT EASE.

The finest & best organised working environment with 13 rooms nice & fresh

Management/ reception are respectful, kind & always happy to help.

 Best location: 2 minutes walk from Parramatta Railway Station. Private Parking. 

We would love to meet you, come in for a chat, tour with Receptionists, we are willing answer any questions you have & discuss what options would best suit you.

SMS: 0402 979 519

ROSTER DAILY POST AT 10AM

https://midnightdelight.com.au/our-roster/

Attention: .

ALL my photos are recently taken.no trick.no drama.

Your perfect combination of Wild and Horny! I’ll Please you all over and show you what you’ve been missing out on!!

WE BOTH WANT TO BE REAL.

Fast Arrival, PARTY HARD. AVOID MAKING UPFRONT PAYMENTS.ONLY PAY AFTER OUR MEETING. REALITY IS WHAT WE BOTH WANT.

I hope my clients feeling happy and will come back again in future. Young and full of passion, my natural soft 32 DCup breasts, touch all over my body especially my sexy bottom.

I'm 23yo. Sexy stunning body with a perfect curve, you will addict to my innocent eyes. 

Once you meet me, you'll going to want more of me. 

I can hold an intellectual conversation in a restaurant and then blow your mind in the bedroom... Look froward to hearing from you, discretion is assured.. 

No private number 

For some favourites, don't be shy and ask.

100% genuine pictures .

I’m your playful, cheeky little minx – young at heart, seductive in spirit, and here to bring out your wild side. With soft skin, sparkling eyes, and a smile that’ll have you hooked, I’m the perfect mix of innocent charm and naughty temptation.

💖 I may look sweet, but don’t let that fool you… I love to tease, please, and explore your deepest desires. Whether you want gentle cuddles or a more daring adventure, I know exactly how to deliver unforgettable pleasure in every moment.

Fluent in English – no phones, no translators – just real connection, laughter, and wicked fun. I’m easy to talk to, and even easier to get addicted to.

I'm available in Sydney CBD

💎 My Rates 💎

Outcall:

✨ $450 – 60 mins

✨ $850 – 120 mins

💰 Cash or bank transfer only.

📍 Available outcall. Travel bookings welcome.

Let’s create something unforgettable together – message me now and tell me what you like. I’ll take care of the rest 💕

 ODISA Indian Gripped Pussy Fresh To Industry 

Elegance • Charm • Warmth • Femininity 

Meet a beautiful 23 years old and confident Indian woman from Odisha, East India, with a captivating smile and a naturally warm personality.

Highlights

- Fair complexion and long, Curley hair 

- Gorgeous curves with a feminine size 10 figure

- Beautiful 38DD bust

- Elegant style with a charming personality

- Friendly, welcoming, and genuine nature

About Me,

New to the industry, I bring a fresh, authentic, and sophisticated presence. I enjoy good conversation, creating a relaxed atmosphere, and making every meeting feel comfortable and special.

If you appreciate natural beauty, feminine elegance, and a warm, welcoming personality, I look forward to meeting you. 

- 30 minutes — $250

- 45 minutes — $400

- 60 minutes — $500

Quality • Elegance • A Personal Touch

Looking forward to meeting you

No Private Call 

No Time Waster 

Terms: $50 Cancellation fee applies.

Privacy • Respect • Discretion 

Hello Gentlemen

Hot Indian Girl Ranjitha Available Now ( New To Town )

My Availability: 8 AM till 7 PM

Ranjitha, 33 years old from India.

I'd love to enjoy a wonderful time with nice gentlemen who would like to have all your desires fulfilled. I have milky white skin which can make you turn on. I provide a very genuine GFE that’s driven to ensure you experience the exciting and rewarding experience! My body curves are unique, I have a singular charm and naughtiness to withdraw all your attention to make you so happy and satisfied.

PRIVATE Apartment Let me know what you’d like and I’m sure we can work something out. at I do live in very

CALL ME (PREFERABLE) / TEXT and I will reply as soon as I am free. Please give me 1 hour notice in advance. Please provide the following information-If you would like to book please

* Time preferred

* Booking Length

0478796998PHONE NUMBER:

My Rates :

30 min $ 200

Things to keep in mind that are non-negotiable is -

- I do not answer private numbers

- Cash payment or PAYID it which is a discreet instant money transfer is preferred. NO BANK TRANSFERS.

- No Natural sex and No anal

- Please no price negotiations.

🩷 LOCATION UPDATE 🩷

🔵Parramatta — 16th - 19th

CURRENT LOCATION

🔵 Meriton Serviced Apartment - 🔵Paramatta

About Me

Hi, I'm Anya ✨

I'm a genuine Japanese woman from Okinawa, Japan.

I speak conversational English (still improving — Aussies have taught me plenty, fucking oath 😂) and fluent Japanese. If you're curious about Japanese culture or language, you'll enjoy our company!

Friendly, relaxed, and naturally fun — I especially love a long party session🎉

Text: 0478 940 494

INCALL

- Private apartment in Meriton Apartment.

- Location may vary.

- Allow 15-20 minutes to prepare.

- Generally +$100 for outcall, subject to distance and not including travel costs 

Blow & Go (In-call Only, No Sex, bj / hj only)

15 min $80

20 min $100

30 min $120

Extra (blow n go)

BBBJ $30

COF $80

BBBJ+ CIM $80

Sex Upgrade $100

Standard Full Service

30 min $150

60 min $250

Premium

1h recommended

Includes:

- DATY, 69

- BBBJ

- More positions, less rushed. can chat after finished.

- Massage

- Light experimentation & spontaneity (I have ADHD, so expect a wildcard — within limits)

30 min $200

60 min $300

90 min $500

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VIP Package / GFE / PSE / PnP

Items/availability of package can change

Confirm at booking time

Includes:

- Everything in Premium

- CIM

- Pussy Slide

- DFK, Cuddling, sensual touching etc (GFE)

- Shared shower & shower play

- DATY, 69

- Prostate massage

- Special requests fetishes, threesomes, costumes etc. start at this price

- PnP-friendly environment (BYO)

Time | Incall | Outcall

30 min | $250 | N/A

45 min | $300 | $400

1 hour | $350 | $450

90 min | $550 | $650

2 hours | $650 | $750

3 hours | $800 | $900

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EXTRA's

(confirm availability)

BBBJ $50

Extra Cum $50

CIM $50

COF $80

Prostate massage $50

Pussy Sliding (natural external rubbing) $50

Deepthroat (w/ Condom only) $50

Nat Sex (subject to visual inspection of client): $150

Nat w/CIP : $250

Anal With Condom $150 ~

natural anal 200

natural anal w/ anal creampie $250

Other extras — just ask.

Some are already included in packaged services above.

OUTCALL

Time | Regular | VIP

45 min | $300 | $400

1 hour | $350 | $450

90 min | $550 | $650

2 hours | $650 | $750

3 hours | $800 | $900

- Available across Metro Sydney, CBD, South West, Western & North Sydney. Outer areas (Penrith, Campbelltown, Sutherland, Northern Suburbs) — ask and I'll assess.

- For distant locations (Wollongong, Blue Mountains, North Shore, etc.): 12-hour notice required, I bring security, return transport paid in advance, 3-hour minimum. Bookings over 6 hours include a 30-minute break.

- Preferably you call me an Uber directly. Or send me money to book the uber. The uber being arranged for me by you is how I handle peace of mind of a genuine outcall rather than requesting a deposit, in light of an increase of scams.

- If travel time is over 25 minutes one way, a 1-hour booking is $400~. For bookings longer than 1 hour, standard outcall rates apply.

- Generally $100 more than incall rates subject to distance and not including travel costs. 

Booking Info

 PayID/ Cash / Card Available *prefer PayID

 Text 0478 940 494 with:

- Preferred time

- Service choice

- Session length

- Any extras or special requests

📞 NO Calls! Repeatedly calling will get you blocked.

🔒 Use RCS, Signal, or WhatsApp for sensitive booking

enquiries.

Terms and Conditions

- PayID/ Cash / Card Available *prefer PayID

- No sexting.

- No unsolicited explicit photos.

- No endless pic/video requests

- Blow and Go Bookings are available within 30min of the appointment time.

- A friend may reply to enquiries on busy nights. I also use translate/AI tools so responses may be slower.

- No negotiation prices.

- PayID must clear in full — "pending" (especially from CommBank) is not accepted.

- Credit card accepted via Square at my discretion.

- Anal is discretionary — You're paying for the attempt; if it becomes too painful, I can stop. Partial Refund terms discussed beforehand.

I reserve the right to end any booking for privacy violations, threatening behaviour, constant boundary testing or non-consensual actions, including unauthorised filming, and I may also report to law enforcement.-

- A deposit may be required for first-time clients if booking is longer and scheduled for sometime later (deducted from total) to secure the booking.

- Sometimes expect ~5-10 min wait on arrival while I prepare, especially if you don't tell me you are on your way. I get a lot of no shows.

Let's create a memorable experience together 💕

Text: 0478 940 494

Hey Guys.. 

I'm Ravali from the southern part of India, 26 years old, stands 169cm, slim size 10 with a natural 36 C firm boobs and extremely seductive

I'm the type of dusky Indian girl that most men crave. Be in control, as I've been warned that my lustful tempting eyes are difficult to handle, my one glance may make you horny & uncontrollable. Let’s explore the art of sex together. Unleash your desire and taste me before you miss out! 

I understand that there are a lot of fake ads and photographs online - so I have uploaded a verification video on this page. Furthermore, my photos are verified by the advertising team. If my profile is not convincing don't bother to contact me, as our time is precious. I provide safe traditional sexual services which will be an unforgettable lifetime experience for you!

Located near to Parramatta train station

Contact me at 0431654468

15 minutes - 100

30 minutes  - 200  

45 minutes  - 350  

60 minutes  - 450  

Note: Apologies 🙏🏽 Due to high demand as I'm new to the industry, I couldn't answer back to your calls and text messages on time. Furthermore, I choose to see a limited number of client's in a day to ensure provide an unforgettable lifetime experience, Therefore keep trying as you might be the lucky next one, Thank you so much for your patience gentleman.

ATTENTION 😉

🙏🏽 I specify that I’m very selective and only meet a gentleman with excellent behaviour & good hygiene, Physical appearance doesn't matter to me.

🙏🏽 Time wasters & fake booking mobile numbers will be blocked, and All Blocked / Private numbers will be auto-reject.

🙏🏽 No CIM, COB, or Anal & definitely no natural services so, please don't request any kind of unprotected sex.

🙏🏽 Aggressive, abusive and disrespectful behaviour is not tolerated and the appointment will be cancelled with no refund.

🙏🏽 Please don't bargain my rates.

*** PLEASE DON’T REQUEST FOR FACE PICTURE, OTHER THAN THAT MY PICTURES & VIDEO ARE REAL NOTHING IS FAKE.

Come to me, I will show you the unseen lust.

Lustful sugar baby Ravali ❤️

Hello Babes😘

Welcome to My profile, I’m Glad i got your Attention, My service are as follows

I am Ploy, 35 years old from Thailand 😃 

(Massage, Hand Job, Foot Job, Prostate Massage, Pegging, GFE)

I am friendly, playful and naughty.

I will give you my best erotic massage and service.

I have a sensual touch and I’m well trained massage therapist (5 years experience in real thai massage) and I have massage table.

My skin is tanned smooth and I maintain my toned, Strong body with gym.

I am an open minded companion , love light kissing , talking and take care of my clients 🥰

I am Ready for an absolute FUN time with you! Book in then come to explore my wonderful Services if you are looking for total relaxation and fun. Just text me!! So i promise you won’t be disappointed. 

I see all Men over 18 years only. So Mature or younger are welcome 

I work at a discreet apartment located at Parramatta close to the train station just 5 mins walk

Massage Prostate Massage and HJ, BJ

15 mins $120

30 mins $150

45 mins $180

60 mins $200

(All included Oil massage body rub/ Whole body massage/ Prostate massage/Mutual touch/ Cuddle/ Dirty talk/ Sensual teasing/ Light kissing/ Body kisses, Hj ,Bj covered )

Toys , Prostate and pegging BDSM service.

(Please ask)

20 mins $150 

30 mins $200

60 mins $400

you can have warm shower by yourself before the session so i provide clean towels 😌

 Pay cash or Pay ID 

❌No Drugs or Party 

❌No Outcall

I can't wait to see you guys ;) 

I will greet you with a big smile 😊 

PLEASE BE POLITE AND GENTLE 

ploypim 😘

Hi Gentlemen,

Requires no payment in advance.You won't be charged in the event that you decide to back out.

I'm Dora 26 attractive slim gorgeous brunette. Natural D cup breast and 165cm tall. I'm eager to please you and make sure you'll have a great time and cum back for more. I am all-natural beauty. Allow me to pamper you, I'm the girlfriend of your dreams ready to fulfil your fantasies! i offer an independent and discrete fun service at its finest...waiting to make your day unforgettable.

I’m an open-minded, friendly and cheeky kind of girl. So how about we explore and play with each others bodies together Tonight? ;)

Service:

Girlfriend Experience Sex,

Cuddling,

Body to body rubbing,

Body rub,

Relief

Girlfriend Passionate kisses,

Mutual Play

Different sex position

Shower together

Face sitting

Foreplay

Sexy Lingerie

High Heels

I can do extra service but with extra charge baby.

Want to have good suck? I am a good sucker. Private number will be not be answer.

💕 💕 MESSAGE ONLY PLEASE 0457 979 673 💕 💕

SUPER IMPORTANT: IF YOU CAN'T READ AND HAVE NO RESPECT FOR MY CONDITIONS, DON'T CONTACT ME

SUPER SIMPLE!

I am Brittany, a smoking hot down to earth BLONDIE, I am a genuine Aussie glamour with a banging body, and to top it off I am loads of FUN!!

🤍 I offer a non-rushed, exciting REAL service

🤍 Connection & comfort is one of my utmost priorities, no awkward vibes

🤍 I work independently; no agency, no fake talk, no fake pics, no surprises

INCALL: DISCREET & DELUXE PARRAMATTA

Brittany GFE Rates;

* 30 Minutes $350

* 1 Hour $600

GFE Full Service including, sensual nude hot oil massage, sexy lingerie, light foreplay, mutual oral, covered BJ…

*** NO NATURAL ***

*** NO ANAL ***

Brittany PSE Rates;

* 30 Mins $450

* 1 Hour $700

PSE Full Service Including, hot slippery oil massage, sexy lingerie, foreplay, mutual oral, BBBJ (at my discretion / good hygiene, clean & groomed is a MUST), tease & please, COB, COF, Choke me, pull my hair and FUK me HARD.

*** NO NATURAL SEX ***

*** NO ANAL ***

Brittany Erotic Massage Rates;

* 30 Mins $250 - Hands ONLY massage

🤍 DIGITAL SERVICES & CONTENT ALSO AVAILABLE 🤍

SEXTING with unlimited content from $200

PICS & VIDS ONLY Bundles from $150 

Double Digits Digital (Brittany & Adriana exclusive content) also available!

Get in touch for more info and bookings xx

YES.... I accept CASH, Credit Card, payID or BEEM IT 💕💕

YES.... I do party (responsibly) BUT please know that this is not accepted as payment or partial payment so don't insult me by asking 💕💕

YES.... I do see couples, ask me for rates and further info, I am a true expert 💕💕

YES.... I am actually bisexual for any like-minded sexy ladies out there who would like some girls only fun 💕💕

 BOOKING ETIQUETTE:

~ TEXT me first DON'T call 0457 979 673

~ DON'T ask me straight up for my address

~ DON'T ask me for photos or my location (if you get my number from this ad then surely you know where I am located!)

~ DO expect me to call or ask you to call once initial basics are established for verification

~ You MUST have a shower on arrival - regardless if you have just had one prior to the booking

~ DON'T be a desperado and try and bargain with me or ask for an IOU, how embarrassing for you!

~ DO bring your manners, hygiene and RESPECT and I will guarantee you an amazing time

💕 💕 MESSAGE ONLY PLEASE 0457 979 673 💕 💕

Attention: .☎️.

ALL my photos are recently.no trick.no drama.

I am a part time escort and one of the most gracious girls you could meet ... my other job I am a sexy teacher teaching pilates.As you can see from my photos,I have a very good body shape.

I love meeting people from different walks of life. I value those who have a respectful attitude and professional manners.

I’ve been told all the time that I make my clients feel like they know me for a very long time and they feel very comfortable to be with me, I’m the kind of person that you can open up to me for any fantasies or dreams you can possibly imagine with your dream girl.

I’m a great listener, you can talk to me like a friend about anything, I like to get to know my clients fantasies to give them 100 percent unforgettable experience of their life. Seeing me is like a once in a lifetime. I give 110% to everything I do.

I only provide my services to those who are after a good quality time with a classy girl. Lunch, dinner dates, and extended bookings are my speciality. Couples - those who’ve met and spent time with me have always invited me back for a second, third and fourth booking. I look forward to spending time with you.

 If you are an elite gentlemen

 Looking for an alluring temptress 

to pamper and adore you

No need to look further.

I am here to satisfy your dream

There’s no problem to fulfill ur dream having me

I would like to introduce u gently & will got a the best experience with me during our session and desire to come back to me again

I am Alice 0478485566 alice xoxo

I can be your Princess Queen And Lover

Many gentlemen describe me as sweet intriguing, fun-loving, and easy-going, 

with a classically sexy edgeI am also affectionate and eager to please

I AM ..

Naughty but nice

Sweet and kind

classy and elegant 

sexy hot body 

Smooth skin and 100% safe 

BE MINE .. BE ADDICTED

What I provide will be:

Shower together, GFE, passion and affection, sexy lingerie, touching, cuddles, Mutual oral, Sucking, FS, massage, passionate sex and others.. Feel free to ask me if you want more

$150 half hour

$2500 one hour

Outcall strat from 450$ one hour plus uber 

0478485566 alice xoxo

Hi Gents! 😁 my name is Katie, 💋

I am an independent Thai girl working for the next few days from Sydney

I have 36 D boobs with a Dragon Dragon Tattoo.

I am an exotic Thai Queen with a petite body and a great Booty 🍑

I can be your lady in the street and a freak in the sheets. Or if you wanted a very compassionate girlfriend experience, I am your exotic queen.

From the moment you enter my bubble, I will make you feel comfortable and we will definitely have a laugh.. While your at the top of your laugh, I will deep throat your cock so hard.. Your mouth will stay open.. Haha that's the type of girl that I am. A bad bitch if you want me to be... or your loving, caring girlfriend that will ease you into bed and start with a massage, then some nice strokes on your cock.

Well I hope I painted a nice picture in your head by now...

Give me a text and book me to be your whore 💋 or your girlfriend. ❤️

IMPORTANT ❗️🔴❗️📢❗️🔴❗️

🫵 DO NOT ASK FOR NATURAL SEX!

🫵 DO NOT ASK ME TO SEND YOU PICTURES.

🫵 DO NOT SEND ME YOUR PICTURES.

🫵 KEEP YOUR BOOKINGS MSGS SHORT & SWEET.

PLEASE SEND A TEXT Message to 0466248662📱

📣❌❌ NOT ACCEPT INDIAN 📣❌❌

- Your name

- Your age

- Time of booking

- Duration of Booking.

- Location - if it is an Outcall.

My prices are:💵

INCALLS

30 mins $200

60 mins $300

OUTCALLS - requires a $50 deposit.🚖

60 mins $400

minimum 2 hours

60 mins $500 if just 1 hour

+ UBER fees

MY EXRAS📚

Deep throat $100

BBBJ $100

Kissing $100

Hope to see you soon 💋

Katie ❤️

 Hello Gentlemen... 

My Name is Trans Lily and I am an active pre op transsexual with 7 inches down below CUT for your pleasure and DD breast size.

I also can be passive and versatile to fulfill your needs. Offering the Ultimate girlfriends experience. 

My captivatingly flirtatious charms will capture your heart and mind. 

My sexy brown and curvaceous body is a pleasure to the eye.I will lavish you with warmh, affection and sensual touch. 

I believe in providing nothing less than the best. 

I cater to the mature, respectful, serious and established Gentlemen who appreciate the company of quality companionship. 

I am available for a very short time. so, dont miss the opportunity to enjoy an unforgettable satisfying time. 

I only accept booking strictly on an appointment basis with advanced notice.

Private numbers and text messages will not be entertained. 

NO TIME WASTERS .... 

$250 FOR 30MIN

$350 FOR 45MIN

$400 FOR 1 HOUR

$500 FOR 1 HOUR WITH CUMM

$800 FOR OUTCALL(MAJOR HOTEL)

CALL ME AT 0420792116

Hello. Boys

My name is Molly, and I'm 20. I live in a quiet, pleasant area in the CBD. Just text my mobile phone with your name, age, and a selfie if you're interested in a fantastic experience with the wild delights I have to give, and I'll get back to you right away xxx.

I'm from Korea. I'm new to the area and my images are from recently. and express my own opinions. I'm attractive and youthful.Love was lived in the gym.

A Small Bit About Myself

I'm a tiny treat, yet just enough to pique your interest. With large, black eyes and silky, soft skin, this creature has an adventurous spirit that needs to be nurtured.

I'm an erotic, sensual, and passionate lover who genuinely enjoys relating to others on all levels.

I find that because I have a lively personality and take great pleasure in having excellent conversations and making others feel at ease, I spend more time with people than by myself.

- toys, dance, body rubs, embraces, sex, several injections, showers for two, relief, and delectable mutual play.

I'd be pleased to offer selfies.