Lismore Female Escorts

Yo. It’s me – Maya. 26. Yeah, twenty-fuckin’-six. 

I’m here ‘cause I like dick. I like cash. And I like watchin’ a guy lose his damn mind while I ride him stupid. That’s it. That’s the deal.

So if you’re lookin’ for some soft whisperin’ “oh baby you’re so special” crap – keep scrollin’, grandpa.

But if you want a girl who’ll grab your face, bite your lip ‘til it bleeds a little, and fuck you like she’s mad at you… then congrats. You found me.

Lemme tell you a quick story – true shit, happened last month…

So it’s a sweaty-ass Wednesday. Like, 35 degrees. I’m naked under a tiny towel ‘cause my AC’s dead. And I lock myself outta my own bathroom. Yeah. Idiot move.

Call a locksmith. Dude shows up – late 30s, gut hangin’ over his belt, smell like ciggies and Red Bull. Not my type. But whatever.

I’m standin’ there in just that towel, wet hair, no bra. He kneels down to pick the lock. I “accidentally” drop my towel. Like, whoopsie-daisy. 😇

He freezes. His little lockpick tool just… hangs there. His eyes go straight to my pussy. I swear I heard him gulp.

I lean down, get right in his ear, and go, “How ‘bout you fix me first, big boy?”

He drops his whole tool kit. Clatterin’ everywhere.

I pull him by his stupid work pants onto my messy bed. His cock’s already leakin’ pre-cum like a broken faucet. I suck him sloppy – gaggin’, spittin’, the works – ‘til he moans the name of his street. “Fuuuck… Auburn…” 😂

Then I push him back, grab a rubber from my drawer , roll it on him with my mouth, and climb on top. I ride him so hard the headboard starts bangin’ the wall. Neighbors probably thought I was murderin’ someone.

He tries to take over – wants to bend me over – but nah. I stay on top. I make him beg. “Please, Maya, please…”

Finally I let him flip me. He fucks me from behind, one hand pullin’ my hair, the other still clutchin’ his tension wrench like a dumbass. I come twice. He comes all over my ass and lower back – hot, messy, perfect.

After? He just lays there breathin’ heavy. Didn’t even finish unlockin’ my bathroom. I had to kick him out and call another guy the next day.

Moral of the story? I’m wild. I’m in charge. And if you can’t handle that – don’t waste my time.

What I’m down for (if you’re not a boring prick):

🍆 Suckin’ you dumb – I give good head, period

💦 Ridin’ you ‘til your legs shake – cowgirl’s my specialty

🫦 Kissin’ deep & bitin’ hard – I wanna taste your tongue

🤲 Mutual touch – yeah, you can grab my tits, just don’t be weird about it

🧦 (No socks, I hate socks – but you get the idea)

🔁 Multiple rounds if you can keep up (most of you can’t, lol)

🛋️ Against the wall, on the floor, in the shower – I get bored easy

Not your mama’s massage. Not your therapist. Just a horny 26yo who wants to make a mess with you.

💰 PAYMENT – ‘CAUSE BILLS DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS:

Cash only. Or PayID – instant only. If it says “pending” or “delayed”, don’t even text me. I’ll know. And I’ll ghost your ass.

📱 DON’T FUCKIN’ CALL ME. I’m not your customer service.

Send a text. Tell me your name, what you want, and when. If I don’t answer right away? I’m probably busy gettin’ my back blown out by someone else. I’ll hit you back when I’m done.

Now stop readin’ and text me. Or don’t. I really don’t give a shit. 😘

🔥 Maya – 26, real, and ready to ruin your night (in the best way) 🔥

🫦😏😜❤️

Warning: An undeniably addictive, dangerous and delectable bond girl escort below.

Sweet enough to melt in your mouth, spicy enough to overload your senses!

a name to twist your tongue around, scream from the rooftops, or whisper to yourself in reminiscent delight…Take a breath in, and imagine me… Playful and striking. Your heart beating faster as I charm the pants right off you. 

I live for magnetic chemistry and passionate sessions of sex and laughter; for pleasures of the flesh and stimulation of the mind

I am very sexual and outgoing with a lot of energy, lets see if you can keep up with me gentlemen...

I keep my body fit and toned by working out regularly as maintaining my physical appearance is something that is very important to me.

Shall We ?

For the man who longs for sexual connection, but doesn’t want to go through the hassle and hang ups of dating.

If you’ve been feeling unwanted, or numb after a dead bedroom… I’m here.

Because you don’t need more stress or effort without a pay off.

You need relief, warmth, and ease. A gentle feminine figure who reminds you how it feels to be desired.

Aren't you tired of wasting your energy on people and experiences that can't deliver what you want?

Wouldn’t it be incredible to be with a woman who can match your own sensual energy in the bedroom, and dial it up a notch?

I’m an all natural blonde, blue-eyed, girl next door.The kind you notice at the gym, or in a café as you go about your work day.

The one you wish you could approach… but personal circumstances or courage,gets in the way.

Most of my clients are industrious, discreet men in high pressure industries.

They tell me I’m flirty, sweet, easy to deal with, and have zero attitude!

They book me because time with me doesn’t feel like a transaction.

It unfolds authentically, and feels exhilarating as intimacy should be.

With me, you get:

A playful blonde who’s genuinely excited to see you (with a bodacious behind!)

Warm affection, cuddles, kissing, teasing

Multiple rounds of passionate, unforgettable sex

A woman who places you first, and learns what makes you tick

Real chemistry, without pressure or judgement

What you can expect:

A discreet, stress free, flirty booking process from the first message

Flexible scheduling (I understand our date needs to fit into your calendar comfortably)

A woman who truly enjoys pleasing you and isn’t afraid to show it (regardless of age or ability)

I genuinely want to make this easy for you, so I offer three experiences:

Classic: A slow burn experience sprinkled with kisses and tender touches.

VIP: An energetic experience where I show you my naughtier side.

Platinum: My most immersive offering, designed to fully spoil you the way you deserve.

I find my clients already choose longer dates, especially once we have already met in order to let our inhibitions go. From teasing you with a lingering thigh stroke under the dinner table to passionate kissing against the elevator wall, we won't be able to keep our hands to ourselves while we are together.

If you tell me what those secret little desires are I will have an outfit and a plan at the ready to make it happen

I have a cosy incall away from prying eyes in the Canberra CBD that will set a perfect stage for our encounters to make you feel perfectly at ease

My goal is for you to let yourself go when we're alone, and uncover your most secret, passionate side that no one else gets to see.

I don’t do this full time and my availability is limited, so please drop me a text and I'll reply speedily with a selfie to make you stand to attention!

I am already excited to meet you,

Bronte

PS. My unedited selfies I took at the gym will make your heart stop, I’m looking forward to sharing them with you!

PPS. If this is our first time meeting, don’t forget to ask about my New Client offer 🫴

Classic

1-hour 650

1.5 hour 850

2 hour 1050

VIP

1 hour 750

1.5 hour 950

2-hour 1200

3-hour 1600

Platinum

1 hour 900

1.5 hour 1150

2 hour 1400

3 hour 1800

extra hours 500 each

FAQ

To reserve our time together you will be asked to make a 200 deposit, this amount is deducted from the total for the booking with remaining covered upon meeting. It is typically paid via osko transfer, pay ID or Beemit. Cash options are also available. In the rare event that I need to cancel, the deposit will be refunded to you in full.



hi gentlemen, SMS OR CALL .

My photos are recently took by myself.not professional.You get what you see.

I love pleasing people and will go the extra mile to suit your needs. I offer the full, deluxe girlfriend experience as well as being open to your kinks and sexual dreams. 

 -"No Upfront Payments – Pay Only When We Meet. Your Money, Well Spent."

My body is curvy and fills out lingerie and form fitting clothes beautifully. I have all natural C cups which are soft and are made for kissing, touching and admiring. My lips are full, pouty and perfect for either kissing you or fulfilling your fantasies in other ways. 

Let me indulge your sensual and sexual fantasies. Although new to this, I am a very skilled and creative lover and will spoil you. I am what most men love. curvy, sweet, feminine, sexy and very friendly. I have been told I have an adorable personality. I hold all clients to a high standard of behaviour and respect, as you expect of me also. Now is the opportunity to spend time unrushed, unclothed and heavy breathing with me…

STATS:

Age: 21

Height: 5'5

Dress size: 6-7

Boobs: Yes, handful 

Eyes: Hazel

Hair: Naturally thick and long, brunette. 

I offer incalls to my lovely apartment (with no parking available), outcalls to central hotels. 

I am a stunning 19 year old from Cambodian with perfect and soft and kissable lips, seductive, bright brown eyes and silky black hair. I carry flawless, golden skin, a tight, small body, natural breasts and an ass that you will want to eat all night.

❤❤❤I am alone in Australia. I really need some love and someone can be my boyfriend.Text me even you just need a company.I feel the same.

Pls no timewasters.No Payment Need Before we meet each other.

About me,I am a girl,young and adventurous friendly chick who loves sex so this the perfect job me.

I love touching and skin on skin. I love giving oral sex.....and I'm told I have a natural skill for it.

I look after myself and make sure that I always look my best. I dress sexy but classy and get turned on by wearing some of my extensive collection of lingerie. If u tell me what you like, I'll do my best to wear something pleasing.Like to try different things in life.

Services included Full body stress relief, Sensual teasing;Sexual cuddling and touching; and Full girl friend experience,kissing, cuddle, Sex in different positions, 69, 

french oral, and pretty lingerie, really sexy, wont let you down.

 Please ring me or text me on 

I am Looking forward to hearing from you soon.

Hi,I am Mina,22 years old,I am one of the most gracious girls you could meet ... As you can see from my photos,I have a very good body shape.

I am very horny at night.I give all services, 69, French kissing, body slide,Doggie, cob, passionate full service. Full girl friend experience,touching and cuddle, 

Sex in different positions.I'm fun in bed too.

I also love to wear beautiful sexy underwear, I always make sure myself look amazing with my sexy French glamour wear , stockings, suspenders, and high heels.

I am a independent provider and I take care every minutes of our time, Never rush for you, I enjoy this job as my second job and assure you my best and top service.

I am a well trained masseuse and does good Therapeutic Massage services.

I can guarantee the time we share together will be both memorable and exciting!

• DO NOT TEXT/CALL IF U GONNA BOOK FOR NEXT DAY OR NEXT WEEK. ALL INFO & APPOINTMENT PRIOR 45MINS-2HRS TIME ! 
• NOT SENDING PICTURES
• BLOCK & PRIVATE numbers will be auto reject

Outcall 500 one hour fully included.

I really appreciate gentlemen who are polite, groomed, and generous. Please Kindly introduce yourself upon texting me.

SERVICE:

You will be greeted at the door, I will be wearing lingerie..

Attention: .☎️

ALL my photos are recently.no trick.no drama.

.I am a part time escort and one of the most gracious girls you could meet ... my other job I am a sexy teacher teaching pilates.As you can see from my photos,I have a very good body shape.

I love meeting people from different walks of life. I value those who have a respectful attitude and professional manners.

I’ve been told all the time that I make my clients feel like they know me for a very long time and they feel very comfortable to be with me, I’m the kind of person that you can open up to me for any fantasies or dreams you can possibly imagine with your dream girl.

I’m a great listener, you can talk to me like a friend about anything, I like to get to know my clients fantasies to give them 100 percent unforgettable experience of their life. Seeing me is like a once in a lifetime. I give 110% to everything I do.

I only provide my services to those who are after a good quality time with a classy girl. Lunch, dinner dates, and extended bookings are my speciality. Couples - those who’ve met and spent time with me have always invited me back for a second, third and fourth booking. I look forward to spending time with you.

I have a truly sensual and responsive body that will have your mouth watering and a cheeky personality to keep you on your toes!

I am friendly, intelligent, and charming and a delight to be with... I am very skilled and confident in the bedroom and really know how to look after my client. You will not be rushed and will be able to enjoy the pure pleasure, which I have to offer. Let me start off with a warm hug and then body rub all your stress away.

I look adorable in my cute sexy mini skirt and heels. I can also offer a really sexy service with my soft breasts, fulfill your deepest fantasies and you can enjoy delicious .... with me. Tell me what you like, I am very flexible and will try to satisfy your every need!

For girlfriend-experience full service:

FULL SERVICES including SEX:

french kissing

cuddling and hugging, touching

erotic body massage

hand job and blow job, 69

good sex multi positions

shower together

💦 MINAKO – THE SQUIRTING QUEEN 💦

❤️ Curvy Chinese Beauty ❤️ Real Photos & Videos ❤️ Friendly GFE ❤️

Hi handsome ❤️

Thank you for taking the time to visit my profile.

I'm Minako, a beautiful Chinese lady with a curvy, feminine figure, soft smooth skin, and a naturally playful personality. I believe the best experiences happen when there is genuine chemistry, laughter, and a relaxed atmosphere.

If you're tired of rushed appointments or fake photos, I'd love to welcome you to my clean and private apartment in Lidcombe. I enjoy making every guest feel comfortable, appreciated, and completely at ease from the moment we meet.

One of my signature qualities is my naturally sensitive body. When the chemistry is right, I become very excited and passionate, creating an unforgettable experience that many returning gentlemen tell me is one of the highligh

ts of their visits.

❤️ What You Can Expect

• Passionate Girlfriend Experience (GFE)

• Deep French Kissing

• Shower Together

• Oil Massage

• Sensual Full Body Attention

• BBBJ

• 69

• CIM

• Rimming

• And much more

Everything is provided with warmth, enthusiasm, and genuine attention, so you can relax, enjoy the moment, and leave feeling refreshed and satisfied.

💦 Why Choose Me

• 100% Real Photos & Videos

• Friendly & Easy to Talk To

• Curvy Chinese Beauty

• Soft, Smooth Skin

• Excellent Hygiene

• Private & Comfortable Apartment

• Genuine Companion Experience

• Respectful & Discreet

• Relaxed, No-Rush Atmosphere

✨ Rates

15 mins — $150

30 mins — $200

45 mins — $250

60 mins — $300

✨ Signature Experience

🐉 Premium Dragon Experience

💦 Signature Multi-Squirt Experience

❤️ Passionate GFE

🔥 Fire & Ice Sensation

✨ Sensual Body Exploration

60 Minutes — $400

🏠 Private Apartment Available

📍 Lidcombe NSW 2141

(Next to Sydney Olympic Park)

🚗 Convenient parking nearby

🚗 Outcall Service

1 Hour — $600

Travel expenses apply.

A $150 deposit is required for all outcall bookings.

🎉 Party Companion — Additional $100

❤️ Available For

• Private Appointments

• Dinner Dates

• Social Companion

• Party Companion

• Extended Bookings

❌ No Anal

❌ Safe Services Only

💳 Cash & PayID Accepted

📱 SMS Preferred for Fast Response

0404487182

Thank you again for visiting my profile. If you're looking for a beautiful, friendly, and genuine Chinese companion who values comfort, chemistry, and memorable experiences, I'd love to hear from you.

I look forward to meeting you soon.

❤️ Minako

The Squirting Queen

Private Apartment • Lidcombe NSW

hey dumbass. yeah YOU wit the shaky hands. 👇

I’m 43. forty-fuckin’-three. that ain’t “old” – that’s DIRT ROAD VINTAGE 🚜💨

my pussy’s been eatin’ dicks since before u knew what a boner was. still drools like a broken faucet every time I see a nice thick cock. 💧🍆

u think some 22yo tiktok baby knows how to take it RAW? HA. they still cry when u slap their ass too hard. fuckin’ adorable. 😂

me? I been swallowin’ n gettin’ split open since u were wankin’ to pokemon cards, kid. 👅💦

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lemme tell u a lil story – shit that happened LITERALLY YESTERDAY. 👇

so this cute delivery dude from the thai spot – the one who always writes “😘” on the receipt – finally brings my food up himself after I “accidentally” buzz him in naked. 😏

I open the door wearin’ nothin but oversize t-shirt. he drops the pad thai. I drop to my knees right there on the dirty carpet.

sucked him so nasty his legs buckled – him leanin’ against my doorframe whisperin’ “holy shit holy shit” like a little bitch. then I bent over my own couch armrest n let him drill my ass RAW while he kept apologizin’ for bein’ too quick. he wasn’t. motherfucker lasted 5 minutes. I gave him a five-star review wit a xx pic. 🍑💥

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SO HERE’S HOW THE MESSY SHIT GOES – NO RULES, JUST MY MOOD:

👉 u wanna shove that thing down my throat till I puke a lil n slobber all over your balls? hell yes. I’ll deepthroat u like a fuckin' snake eatin’ a rat. 🤢🍆💦

👉 u wanna eat my old wet cunt from the back till I scream so loud my cat hides? bring a towel, bitch – I flood like a busted pipe. 🌊👅💧

👉 u wanna 69 till we both forget what year it is? get down here n let me sit on your face while I choke on your dick. perfect fuckin’ chaos. 😜🔄

👉 u wanna fuck me NAT – NO RUBBER – RAW AS A STREET FIGHT?? yeah u do. my pussy’s been around long enough – no pills needed. just dump that load deep inside every hole I got. yes, that includes my ass, dumbass. 🍑💦

👉 u wanna cum on my tits? my face? my saggy grandma belly? go ahead, Picasso. paint me like one of ur dirty dreams. 🎨💦

👉 u wanna bring a friend? double the cock, double the fun. just don’t expect me to remember either of ur names by the time I kick u out. 🤷🏻‍♀️👬

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lemme paint u a dirty picture, since ur brain’s tiny:

u knock. door swings open. I don’t say hi. I grab ur belt n yank u inside like ur a fuckin’ donkey. 🚪🫏

u’re on my bed before u can blink. pants gone. I’m already suckin’ ur dick like it’s my last meal n I’m on death row. 💀👅

then I flip over – ass up, face down – n tell u to eat my cunt like a starvin’ dog. u don’t stop till my legs shake n I call u daddy. 🐶🍑

then I ride u. my old tits slappin’ ur chin. u hold on or u fly off – I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🏍️💥

I’ll whisper nasty shit in ur ear. call u a good boy. call u a filthy pig. whatever makes u blow that load all over my wrinkled hands. 🫦💦

u wanna finish on my lips? my laugh lines? my gray hair? be my guest. I’ll lick myself clean just to watch ur stupid face. 😛

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💬 ONE MORE THING – I AIN’T UR MOMMY OR UR THERAPIST.

I’m here to get fucked raw, then kick ur ass out so I can nap in my own wet spot. 😴

so DON’T FUCKIN’ CALL ME. I won’t pick up. probably got some other dude’s dick in my mouth or buried in my ass. 📵👄🍆

TEXT ME. like a civilized little pervert. ✉️

I’ll hit u back when I’m done ruinin’ the guy before u. maybe ur next. maybe u’ll jerk off alone tonight like a loser. 🤷🏻‍♀️😘

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💰 PAYMENT SHIT – LISTEN UP CUZ I AIN’T UR BANK:

CASH 💵 – fold it nice n leave it on the table like a good little slut-boy.

PAYID – INSTANT ONLY ⚡

if that shit says “pending” or “delayed” or “lemme check my wallet” – I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🚫⏳

it gets ignored. deleted. laughed at while I finger myself.

I ain’t got time for ur broke-ass games. my cunt ain’t a fuckin’ layaway plan. 💀

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Indah

43 years of dirty. still the nastiest MILF u’ll ever forget – if ur lucky enough to get in. 😈👵💦

Hi darling, My name is Maya just arrive here

I have busty body. I am polite and respect to my client. I have very good skills to make my client happy. I have sexy leg N busty you will like it. Once u touch me u will never forget.

You can come to check out my sweet peachy bum, slide through my smooth skins. we will have fun together. I provide full service. GFE, we can shower together, kiss and cuddle, I can reduce your lonely ...Watch me slowly strip for you, let me tease you with my smooth, tight Asian. I love all positions 

You will find me impeccably presented and always incredibly sexy . Come to see me babe. I am lonely want you now.

Overnight available too

Want to spoil yourself with a quality top escort service girl? 

Book me : Maya 0410531538 

✨Hello Gentlemen✨

I am BOBO easy going, bubbly personality. come on. I need a big cock to fuck my little pussy.my photos are recently and genuine.happy to send more for current ones through sms.but pls don't keep asking, i don't want people collet for other things.

Age: 26

Cup size : 36DD

Body Size: 7

Height: 165cm

My favourite thing to do is choking on your cock and blow your mind with my ferocious sucking skills you will feel as your soul is being sucked out of your body through your cock and your balls will retract because of this bizarre sensation of pain & pleasure!

SERVICE LIST

•Sex in Multiple Positions

•Deep French Kissing

•Shower For Two

•Affectionate Cuddling

•Spooning/Companionship

•Deep Throat/Gagging

•Sensual massage

•DATY- Oral on Me

•Multiple Shots on Goal

•Mutual masturbation

•Mutual oral inc 69

•Nipple kissing/sucking 

•Cum on Body

•Sexy Lingerie

•Doggy style

•Fingering

Attention,INSTAGRAM: soulkimchi.

watch my video on my instagram.

Attention, I'm not fake,I'm sick of people who collect photos and sick of time waster, if u looking for fun, I'm the one won't let u down. If u don't believe me,don't ask me to verify pics,don't waste my time.

My name is kim. Korean chick.I am a 19 years old sexy Doll with luscious long hair, Trim, toned size 6 body and an ass to die for! Gents, use your imagination and imagine what my flexible, soft body can do wrapped around you.

My super sweet yet cheeky personality will make you feel comfortable and confident to get the sexy time moving. I absolutely love my job, I love being sensual and seeing a person turned on makes me one happy girl! There is no need to feel shy as I will make you feel completely at ease the moment we touch.

I am always well presented and considerate towards my clients, I pay extra attention to staying clean for you, so the same is expected in return. My warmth and passion will make our private time together unforgettable, and totally refresh your body and soul.

please call now on before you miss it out.

Outcall 550 one hour fully included.No hiding cost

Hi,I am Mina,22 years old,I am a part time uni student and one of the most gracious girls you could meet ... until I get into the bedroom. I am very horny and raunchy and love all services, 69, French kissing, body slide,Doggie, cob, passionate full service. Full girl friend experience,touching and cuddle, 

Sex in different positions.

I also love to wear beautiful sexy underwear, I always make sure myself look amazing with my sexy French glamour wear , stockings, suspenders, and high heels.

I am a independent provider and I take care every minutes of our time, Never rush for you, I enjoy this job and assure you my best and top service.

I am a well trained masseuse and does good Therapeutic Massage services.

I can guarantee the time we share together will be both memorable and exciting!

•  DO NOT TEXT/CALL IF U GONNA BOOK FOR NEXT DAY OR NEXT WEEK. ALL INFO & APPOINTMENT PRIOR 45MINS-2HRS TIME !
• NOT SENDING PICTURES
• BLOCK & PRIVATE numbers will be auto reject

Outcall 500 one hour fully included.

Brand new girl holly

1.66m. D CUP 25yo 

Real massage + passionate sex

:GFE excellent

:: Rimming on me

:: SHOWER TOGETHER

::BJ  

:: Masturbation appreciation

::Stockings

::COB

:: pussy Licking

:: 69

:: Leggings

::Uniforms

:: Doggy style

:: Sensual Massage

I love to flirt. I am a tease. I love the excitement of things being just out of reach. I love nothing more than building up undeniable chemistry and letting desire take control. Temptation, lust and passion. I am wild and mischievous, I will blow your mind.

Take me from behind. Pull my hips towards you as I arch my back and get on all fours. Sheet ripping, sweat dripping, hair pulling, ass smacking.I will feel you inside of me, the heat, the energy, the connection; sexually, physically and mentally. Take advantage of me or let me control you. Whatever it is you crave, I will ensure you leave my company fulfilled, on a natural high and longing for more.

Outcall 500 one hour fully included.No hiding cost

Yo. I’m Mei. 👋

45 years old. Yeah, that’s right – half a century of dirty wisdom packed into a body that still makes boys cry n’ men beg. 🍑💋

Don’t expect no fancy lady bullshit from me. I ain’t here to sip tea n’ talk feelings. I’m here to fuckin’ devour u – then kick ur sorry ass out so I can nap. 😴

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Lemme tell u somethin’ that happened 2 months ago – cuz this is the energy u get with me:

JAN heatwave from hell, my AC’s been dead for three days. Sweat’s drippin’ off my tits like a leaky faucet. This lanky repair dude shows up – armpits lookin’ like two wet raccoons. I answer the door in a soaked-ass tank top (no bra, obviously) n’ a thong that’s basically a fuckin’ dental floss challenge. 🥵

He’s tryna act professional, checkin’ the thermostat. But I’m leanin’ over him – my sweat’s literally ploppin’ onto his tool belt. He’s turnin’ red like a tomato. Finally he just SNAPS – shoves me onto the couch, rips my panties off with his teeth (yeah, the dude’s got skills). Then he gives me the messiest, wettest, loudest head of my entire damn life. I’m screamin’ so hard my neighbor texts “u ok?” – bitch I’m FANTASTIC. 🤪

After I came three times from his tongue alone, he wraps his shit up (cuz I ain’t stupid) n’ takes me missionary while the dead fan spins above us like a useless ceiling jewelry. I come two more times. He fixed the AC after. Barely. 😂

That’s the kinda wild shit u get when u call me. Not some starfish deadfish.

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I ain’t gonna pretend I’m a “graceful lady” – nah. I’m that 45yo MILF who knows exactly where ur dick wants to be before u do. 💅

I’ll ride u like a stolen Harley – bounce on that cock till u see stars n’ beg me to slow down (I won’t). Or bend u over my couch n’ make u watch yourself in the mirror while I take what I want. 🛋️💦

Wanna shove my face into the mattress n’ pound me from behind? Go ahead – but don’t cry when u can’t walk straight after.

Wanna lay back n’ let me do all the work? Fine by me – I’ll drain every drop n’ leave u twitchin’.

I love havin’ a wet face – so if u got a tongue, use it. I’ll grind on ur mouth ‘til my legs shake. 😛

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💰 Payment – don’t waste my time:

Cash 💵 or PAYID (instant only – if it says “pending” or “delayed” I’m ghostin’ ur ass. No joke.)

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📱 Hit me up by TEXT only.

I ain’t answerin’ calls while I’m busy gettin’ my back blown out by some other lucky bastard. I’ll text u back when I’m done – could be 5 mins, could be 5 hours. Deal with it. 😘

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I’m Indepent , Private. Discreet? Yeah, sure – but also loud as fuck if u do it right.

Come over or don’t. I really don’t give a shit. But if u do… bring water. U gonna need it. 💧

– Mei 🦊

The 45yo chaos u didn’t know u needed