Long Jetty Escorts & Adult Services
With the lake so close, being one of its main attractions, Long Jetty provides peace and harmony to whoever decides to stay in the area.
However, excitement and sensuality can also be found in abundance in the area, with the incredibly enticing Long Jetty escorts, which provide incredible services based on your needs and desires, in order to fulfill all your fantasies and deliver the best possible moments that you will remember for years to come.
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Outcall
start from $450/hour+ Uber deposit depends on location
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Incall GFE
15Mins $120
30Mins $150
45Mins $200
60Mins $250
Outcall GFE 60Mins $400
Here’s my GFE Service List
The Girlfriend Experience
Gorgeous and erotic bedroom eyes
kissing
Passion and lust
Variety of positions and places for sex
Sensual body massage and body slide
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Pussy worship, dedicated pussy play
Outfit requests - please suggest your favorite dress-up
69 oral pleasure
Make me orgasm intensely
Ball sucking licking and teasing
Girlfriend affection and conversation
Snuggles and cuddles post-sex
Solo masturbation shows
Erotic relaxing massage with aromatic oils (sensual or firm)
Striptease and lap dance
Cum on body/breasts (COB)
Dirty bedroom talk and moans of pleasure
Striptease and lap dance
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I am a sweet, fun and intelligent young lady, with a very naughty streak.
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Full services:
$150 for 20mins
$200 for 30mins
$250 for 45 mins
$300 for 1hour
Outcall
from $500 for an hr
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Incall price :(Normal full service, protected sex)
The above price is only normal full service and protected sex without extra service
Outcall start from 500 hour
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Full natural gfe: -
Outcall start from 650
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No private call
No phone sex
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Girlfriend Experience (GFE)
A Full-Service experience where both you and I can lose ourselves in our passions.
Price
30/45/60min
$150/200/250 (WITH COMDON)
$200/250/300 (WITHOUT COMDON)
Included
A shower provided by me (necessary)
DFK
BBBJ
DATY/69
CFS
COB
MESSAGE
2 shots in 60min bookings
1 shot in 30 and 45min bookings
Extras (at my discretion)
CIM ($50)
Extra shot ($50)
Dress requests ($20)
Special requests (starts at $50)
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ANAL / BLOW WITHOUT COMDON / SEX WITHOUT CAMDON
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Hi.First of all thank you for noticing me and checking out my profile. I am an independent touring escort.happy to send current photo to confirm.
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I am a independent provider and I take care every minutes of our time, Never rush for you, I enjoy this job and assure you my best and top service.
I am a well trained masseuse and does good Therapeutic Massage services.
I can guarantee the time we share together will be both memorable and exciting!
In meeting me, you will notice I truly enjoy getting to know my lovers on a very personal and intimate level. I am free spirited, very open-minded and believe sexual pleasure is a human right. l have a large sexual appetite and have always fantasized about being a high-class escort and believe I have found my true calling.
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Location # Burwood NSW
Hi guys,thanks for reading my advertising. My name is Emmy and I’m 28 years old. I’m Asian Trans and my photos on the website are real 100% and Currently. I accept you can make a video call to prove about myself before you make a booking.
I am providing Full Service is include Sex(condom) Body2Body Rub, Blow job or 69, Cuddle, If you need any extra services don’t be hesitate to tell me to make you get satisfy a new experience, more happy, more fun and relaxed for us all.
I can offer Incall services at my private apartment(shower available) nice room and tidy or Outcall traveling at your hotel or home.
Opening Hours : 24/7 (by Appointment)
Welcome for first time customer, Curious new experience.
NO ANSWER PRIVATE NUMBER
NO NEGOTIATED PRICE
NO NATURAL SEX (offer natural blowjob)
Versatile (bottom/top)
Cock size : 6.5 uncut
Breast : DD cup
Long skinny legs, Smooth skin
Real Long black hairs
under pants No hairs, Smooth ass
~INCALL Full Service ~
15min $200
30min $250
45min $350
60min $400
~OUTCALL Full Service ~
60min $700
**For outcall service is not include traveling cost(Uber/Taxi) is cover from you**
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Direct Contact:
Phone 0422469149 (prefer message)
WhatApp 0422469149
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For any further information
please do not hesitate to call or message me.
Thanks for all🙏🙏
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Bookings 0410757600
Hey lover!
Let me introduce myself..
My name is Catalina, I’m 23yrs old and I’m from Colombia. I’m a Sydney-based seductive playmate, dinner date sweetheart and luxury companionship.
With my silky skin, long black hair, bright brown eyes, juicy lips and my natural Latin body with killer curves for you to enjoy and a personality you won’t be able to get enough of. I’ve been told I’m passionate, sensual, cheeky, energetic, warmth, fun and unforgettable. I’m always with a smile in my face and no matter the occasion I’ll always excel with elegance and grace looking exceptionally presented.
From something short and sweet to a nigh/week full of pleasure and fun, I am confident that you’ll feel relaxed and special in my presence due to my easy going and seductive nature. I posses the natural ability to keep the wildest going and yet can seduce even the shyest men. I’m a very sexual and passionate woman with a very open mind to explore your secret fantasies, If you like to create naughty memories and authentic connections I’m the right girl for you.
Gifts are never expected but are always appreciate it, nothing turn me more on than a gentleman.
Girlfriend experience (GFE):
Covered blow job, covered sex in many positions, oral on me, multiple cum shots, intimacy hugging touching & cuddles, passionate kissing, fingering, sexy lingerie, hand job, oily erotic massage & sexy body slide.
Porn star experience (PSE):
Bbbj (at my discretion), covered sex in many positions, deep french kissing (at my discretion), squirt, oral on me (69 & facesitting), fingering, spanish (boobs job), sexy strip tease & lingerie, COB (cum on body), deep throat & sloppy bj, naughty role play, multiple cum shots, tea bagging (balls kissing & licking), rimming on me, foot fetish.
Dominatrix (BDSM):
Oral on me & facesitting, ruin orgams (edging), golden shower on you, anal play/dildos on you, light & hard humiliation, foot fetish, jerk instructions, slave training, light & hard spanking on you, spitting play on you, ball busting, worship on me, financial domination.
• Pre booking preferred, but may be available at short notice.
•Payment cash or pay id (funds must be clear before I provide the service).
• Please be prepared to make a 50% deposit. Deposit are not refundable.
• All information provided by you is treated with utmost confidentiality, privacy and respect.
I understand that there are many fake profiles, but to avoid wasting time and protect my own privacy I DO NOT SEND SELFIES. My profile is verified and my pics are real.
• NO anal sex
• NO natural sex
• NO free extra photos
• NO discounts/negotiation
• NO refunds for change of mind/ rude behaviour/ time wasters
If you’re respectful, genuine and kind we will have an amazing time together!
Can’t wait to meet you,
Catalina x
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Hi guys:
💦 I am MISS LEA, 28years old With DD cup boobs killer body.
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💦 The body of a goddess; the personality of an angel! Your time with me will be heavenly!
💦 Clean, discreet (our time is our little secret and above all totally REAL!
💦 you will see the fun we together because we enjoy it at the same time.
💦 I'm a sexy exotic naughty companion and I enjoy the company of smart, witty, and charming men.
Services offered:
I provide an intimate Girlfriend experience including:
Girlfriend experience
Sex in multiple positions
Deep French Kissing
Shower for two
Sensual massage
Pussy play
Hand job
Oral on you
DATY- oral on me
Sexy lingerie
Deep Throat/ Gagging
My goal is to make you feel worshiped and adored like you never have before. I’ll make you feel like the King 👑
Free short-distance Uber ride because I drive alone.
For genuine bookings, no deposit is required.
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📲 Call or Text: 0430 509 671
Hey handsome, I'm Mimi! 💖
Cute, playful, easy-going, and always ready to welcome you with a warm smile. 😊✨ If you're looking for a relaxing massage experience in Croydon, NSW, you've definitely found the right girl. 💧
Trained in Japan with years of experience, I love helping my guests leave their stress behind and enjoy a little well-deserved escape. From the moment you walk through my door, you'll be welcomed into a beautiful, clean, and private space where your comfort always comes first. 🌸
✨ Why visit me?
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💖 Friendly, Fun & Easy to Talk To
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📍 48 The Strand, Croydon NSW
🕥 Available Daily: 10:30 AM – 8:00 PM
⏰ Last Booking: 7:00 PM
💰 Rates
💧 30 Minutes — $100
💧 45 Minutes — $150
💧 60 Minutes — $180
📲 Call or Text: 0430 509 671
💕 Life gets busy... so why not treat yourself? Come relax, recharge, and enjoy a little escape with me. I can't wait to meet you! 😘✨
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Hey there, gorgeous! 😊 I'm Zoe, a 26-year-old from Hong Kong, now bringing my unique charm to here. 📍 Let me share my story with you—it's why I'm here, ready to connect intimately.
I was once a partner in a high-end wedding planning company in Hong Kong. Life seemed perfect, until my business partner took all our money to gamble in Macau and lost everything. 💸 He blamed me for the debts and disappeared, leaving me to handle massive company loans and personal guarantees. Now, I'm here , starting fresh. But with my deep understanding of luxury service and client psychology, I've turned my skills toward a new venture: providing unforgettable, intimate experiences. 😉
This isn't just a job for me—it's a way to heal and thrive. I've learned to channel my passion and attention to detail into every moment we share. I'm here to make you feel like the most desired man alive. 💖
Let's get straight to it. I want to feel your hands on my body, your lips on mine. Imagine us kissing deeply, our tongues dancing as I climb on top of you, moving my hips in rhythm while you grab my waist. 🍑 We'll start on the couch, with me sliding down on you, feeling every inch until you're close, then teasing you just right.
We can take it to the kitchen, against the wall, or in the shower—wherever the heat takes us! 🚿 I'll keep going, riding you hard and fast, until you're completely spent. I love the feeling of being filled, and I won't stop until you've given me all you've got. 💦
I'm always eager and full of energy. I'll match your moves with my own, squeezing you tight inside me, making you come back for more. You'll lose count of how many times we peak together. My body is young and responsive, and I love being touched, kissed, and taken in every position. 😍
Bad day at work? Stress at home? Leave it all behind with me. Let's create a bubble of pure pleasure where only you and I exist. I'm here to listen, to thrill, and to satisfy every craving. 😘
Book me now, and let's ignite something amazing together! 💋
📱 Contact me to book your session! 📱
📍 Private and discreet
Here's what I offer to make our time special:
Warm, passionate kissing 😚
Close cuddles and gentle touching
Seductive striptease and lap dances
Sexy lingerie to set the mood
Mutual pleasure with multiple releases
Oral fun for both of us (no restrictions)
Hand stimulation and varied positions
If you're seeking a genuine connection with a passionate lover who knows how to pamper you, you've found her. Let's escape reality and dive into a world of sensation.
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just arrived in Granville available until this weekend
I am your all-natural My striking brown eyes, long legs, tight figure, long brown hair, BIG breasts big ass , will have you captivated instantly and needing to satisfy your temptation.
If you would like to make a booking send me a text message including;
-length of booking requested
-preferred time/day
-How long
-your location for outcalls
❌❌❌"Please note that I may not be able to respond to additional photo requests. Thank you for your understanding.
photos on advertising verified by the site 100% real
I can provide you with a Girlfriend Experience (GFE) or a more personal and passionate Pornstar Experience (PSE)
-if there’s a particular service you’re wanting so I can let you know whether I offer it or not etc 💋
I'm playful and friendly, I can hold an intelligent conversation with an alluring sultry charm- definitely anything but boring! I’m down to earth, and I hold myself with class and elegance- but don’t get me wrong, in private your temptations will be more than satisfied and your fantasies will become reality, and your time with me is guaranteed to be unforgettable….. let’s indulge xo
💋 Katharine
✅ Text Only
✅filming
✅ Dinner Dates, Multiple Hours
✅Anal add100
❌No Natural Sex
❌No Selfies
❌No finger inside me
❌ No Refund money if you finish early
Text me about my rates for appointments
DON’T ASK FOR MORE PHOTOS OR VIDEOS CALL
📌NO RESPONSE
Sexy INDIAN Deepika Available In Parramatta CBD Now ,for limited Days Only
Hi gentlemens,💋
Thank you visiting my profile,I am glad that got your INTENTION..
Call or text Me For Further details :0434437994
I Am Genuine INDIAN DEEPIKA 28 years old ,An indipendent escort , I can sepak Tamil and English..I Am real and not fake ,im sexy with slim Body and Dark brown skin tonne..Dress size 8 ,DD cup ....My pictures are real...
and verified by E&B...So Please Dont ask for more pictures...
NO DRUGS OR ALCOHOL During our meeting ...I am not tolerate with Law mannerisme attitude and Deal breaker ..Please Dont Bargain my price at my door ..Please make your mind before making Any booking ...I don’t do any quick service...please don’t Ask for it .
No time waster Please..if you can't afford ...please don't text me ..
My rewards💋💋💋
30 mins:$200
45 mins:$350
60mins:$400
SERVICES NOT OFFERED
NO ANAL SEX
NO CIM/CIF
NO RIMMING
NO PRIVATE NUMBERS
NO VIDEO CALLS
NO FACE PICTURE
👀👀👀👀👇
Your privacy Assured !!!!
Im looking foward to seeing you guys
Thanks INDIAN Deepika🙏
Ladda 🍑 a short cute ( text only) @Parra incall only
➡️Please read my ads carefully time is precious
**IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE THE VERIFY PICS BY WEBSITE PLS DO NOT TEXT ME**
All my pics are recently uploaded and i always update!!!
TEXT ONLY !! I WILL NOT ANSWER CALLS
Booking properly let me know your
Name
Ethnicity
How long session
What time
For example ,,,,
Hey Ladda
My name is Max
I'm Aussie 25yo
Just wondering if you are available at 1pm today for 30mins body rub massage
Thanks
Noted : If texting message not get through pls contact me via WhatsApp
Hello Handsome&Good guys🤗
Thanks for checking here on my profile
My name's Chorladda you can call me Ladda
I am Thai mixed Filipina 💕
3 describes about me Sweet, Simple, Bubbly
I'm a friendly one and always welcome guys
I'm a chubby chubby curvy big natural boobs & big tight
ass 🍑 im kinda large size figure not slim , im a short cute thick and muscular toned , Im a gym girl so Im good for guys who into a big shape curves style
my body skin smooth with no hairy and typical honey tan
height 155 / weight 65 tight body bcus i do body weight exercises!!
I also like to make up with natural look 🙂 so i do not put too much make up on...
Im a morning person, I don't work too late night or after midnight
❗️Body rub sexy massage HJ❗️
15 mins 120$
30 mins 150$
45 mins 200$
60 mins 250$
~ Relaxing Swedish oil massage full body
~ Body rub /Body slide ur back
~ Sensual massage
~ Mutual touch
~ Boobs rubbing
~ Hand job
~ Hand relief
~ Head or feet massage
~ Shower by yourself
Full service is available now
(pls do not haggle )
All including oil body rub massage, Bj covered, sensual touch, FS protection only
15 mins 150$
30 mins 220$
45 mins 300$
60 mins 350$
##I know you feel tired then i will give you best massage
***Pls gently touch every part of my body
🚫No Natural service
Well, If anyone provided natural service for you please contact them not trying to ask me , i prioritise hygiene and safe sexual health
im still young , i want to avoid diseases that could cause serious issues later on
please respect my boundaries.
🚫No anal
🚫No DFK or Kissing
🚫No oral on me
🚫No Rough or Aggressive
🚫No ask more pics!!!if you ask i block
🚫No outcall
🚫Strictly No drugs, drunk or party
#here is my rules with my honesty, what i can do and cannot do please respect
👉🏻 Cash only / pay id
✳️I am not under agency ! I work by myself at discreet private apartment
✳️Time waster or Fake booking will be blocked for life !
✅All my pics are real and I'm genuine
✅Air condition / heater in the room
Pls noted :
- Hygiene and sanitation practices have been implemented for all bookings. For incall, You will have a hot shower, hand wash and mouthwash before the service.
**please make sure you are free from genital disease before you try to make a booking!!
#If you do prompt reply my messages and could be on time of arrival, I’d very much appreciate it.
🙏🏼 Please be gentle and respectful 🙏🏼
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fuckin’ listen up, yeah?
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i ain’t here to hold your hand or whisper sweet nothings.
i’m here to wreck u so good u forget your own name – then kick u out with a smirk n’ a cigarette 🚬
so stop readin’ like a little bitch n’ get ready for some real nasty shit 💩 (not that kinda nasty, u pervs – i mean the good kinda wet mess)
here’s how i broke a dude last Month… 🥵
Jan. heatwave so bad even my ice cubes were cryin’.
my AC? dead as a doornail. so i call a repair guy – shows up all lanky, sweat stains under his arms like two little rivers 🌊
me? i’m just hangin’ around in a wet ass tank top (no bra – duh) n’ a thong that’s basically a fuckin’ suggestion. like three strings n’ hope.
he’s tryna check the thermostat. but i’m “accidentally” leanin’ over him, my tits practically drippin’ on his toolbox 🧰
he’s all red ears n’ shaky hands – adorable, really.
then he just… snaps.
grabs my hips, throws me on the couch like i weigh nothin’, buries his face between my legs like it’s the last meal on earth 🍽️
and holy SHIT – that man ate me out like he was starvin’ for a week. sloppy, loud, tongue all over the place. i screamed so hard my neighbor texted “u ok?” i just replied “never better ” 😂
then i climbed on top n’ rode him like a stolen dirtbike – his hands on my waist, my nails diggin’ into his chest. came twice just from that. then he flipped me over (missionary but who’s countin’) n’ we finished so sweaty the couch looked like a slip-n-slide 💦
he fixed the AC after. barely.
but who gives a fuck? i was already melted.
that’s the kinda vibe i bring, baby.
not some stiff doll. not some princess.
i’m the girl who’ll whisper dirty shit in your ear while i grind so slow u think u gonna explode 🍆💥
u want a slutty little firecracker who laughs when she chokes?
who’ll let u pull her hair n’ spank her till she giggles?
who’ll look u dead in the eye while she’s on her knees n’ say “that all u got?” 😈
yeah. that’s me.
💰 payment shit (don’t be dumb):
cash only. or PAYID – instant only 🚫 delayed or pending transfers? fuck off, i ain’t your bank.
money first, play later. no exceptions. don’t test me.
📱 don’t fuckin’ call me.
i won’t pick up. i’m either sleepin’, eatin’, or gettin’ my back blown out by some rando 😘
text me.
i’ll reply when i’m not busy makin’ another dude see god.
so here’s the deal:
u text me a dirty thought.
i decide if u deserve this wet, wild, messy little nightmare. 🖤
if not? go jerk off to porn. i don’t care.
— Shakira 🦇💋
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