Mount Lewis Escorts & Adult Services

Please no calls, respect my privacy. Text me on 0413528763🤍

No agency. I answer phone by myself.

Hi Gentlemen, I’m Jennie, 26-year-old Asian pearl with a bubbly personality and a heart of gold. I believe the best moments in life shouldn't be rushed.

• Discreet Location: My place is private, quiet, and spotlessly clean.
• Easy Parking: Relax knowing there is secure parking available inside my courtyard—total privacy from the moment you arrive.

What I offer:

• ❤️ True GFE: Sweet, attentive, and genuinely cheerful.
• 👐 Sensual Massage: A professional touch to melt your stress away.
• 🌹Dragon Service .
• ⏳ Quality Time: I never watch the clock. Your relaxation is my priority.
• 🚗 Total Privacy: Secure parking inside my private courtyard. Very discreet and safe!

Let’s skip the rush and enjoy a beautiful connection. I look exactly like my photos—guaranteed!

Stop looking and start enjoying. Come meet your favorite Asian girl today💋

Awaiting for you.❤️All Ethnicities Welcome!!

DRAGON EXPERIENCE $500 - 1 hr , $1000 - 2 hr

Condom Sex, Shower Wet Natural blowjob, DFK, Naked Oil bodyrub and tease, 69, Facesitting, teasing shower for two , lick n suck ball.

SERVICE Girlfriend Experience (GFE) $250- 1 hour , $200- 45 mins , $150- 30 mins

Condom Sex, Covered blowjob, Shower on arrival and finish, Sensual Naked Rub, Lip tease kissing, Gentle touching.

SERVICE Relaxing Massage Experience $200-1hour ,  $170- 45 mins ,

$130- 30 mins

Relaxing Nude Massage ,Hand job finish ,Cuddling ,Touching.

Looking forward to see you !!

Love ❤️ Jennie

Hi,

I am open-minded and want you to experience all the sexual fantasies

and playful pleasures two people can enjoy together, furthermore I want this

experience to be with me.

All of your enquires are welcome and responded to with genuine interest and courtesy. I take care of my body and make an effort to look my best, by living a healthy lifestyle and taking time to maintain

my appearance.💅💄💇‍♀️ I have a naturally beautiful face, with alluring

hazel eyes, a sweet smile and luscious kissable lips. I offer extras if you are

interested in more text me for information, I am young, attractive, have a

pretty face and I am very sexual. You won't leave me feeling disappointed,

Pleasing you is what I do best. Text in advance for a booking

When you need to remove the stress of the day, I have a lot of energy and

will comfort you. Let me spoil you during our sessions.

You will enjoy your time with me. You’ll find me sweet, funny, and

seductive behind closed doors. and can make magic on you, my killer

weapon and my skill are amazing, no one can forget me after seeing me

once.

I am talking seriously,k baby. Let me lick you, my tongue will tell you

the amazing story. job does fantastic blow, I provide top service with a

fantastic real girlfriend experience.

I'm the big, beautiful girlfriend experience. without the strings attached, a youthful and playful companion.

Sensual, non-judgmental & of course passionate about what I do.

Our time together will leave you smiling & dreaming about our next meeting.

so like… hey. i’m Juno.

29. thick in all the right places. not one of those skinny minnies who’s scared of a meal. nah babe – i got meat. soft tummy, fat ass, and these tits? let’s just say they’re real fuckin’ friendly 😈

you ever hungry for a woman who actually wants to be eaten? like – not just politely. i mean face first, no manners, get sloppy with it kinda hungry. yeah. that’s me.

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last week this carpet cleaner bloke shows up. van outside. big stompy boots. said he just needed to do the lounge room.

well.

he’s on his knees with the machine, and i’m in this little short robe – oops, forgot to tie it properly. every time he reaches forward, my thigh just happens to brush the back of his head. he’s tryna be professional n shit but his breathing’s getting all ragged. finally he looks up & his eyes go straight up my robe.

“you’re not gonna let me finish this job, are you?” he asks, voice all cracked.

i just bite my lip n pull the robe over my head.

he tackled me onto the wet carpet. didn’t even care. yanked my legs apart n shoved his whole face in my pussy like he hadn't eaten in weeks. licking so rough i grabbed a fistful of his hair n scream into my own arm. then he flips me on all fours – carpet burn on my knees, don’t care – n fucks me from behind while i'm drooling on the floor. his boss calls. he picks up. “yeah this stain’s stubborn as hell” – while still pumping into me. i came twice before he pulled out n painted my lower back.

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so yeah. that’s the kinda energy i bring.

i ride you cowgirl till your soul leaves your dick.

i suck you like i'm mad at you for not calling sooner.

i will whisper absolute filth in your ear n then giggle right after.

i’m a soft nasty bitch – sweet eyes, dirty mouth. i love slow grindin n then suddenly biting your shoulder when i cum. i get off on u getting off. n i can go allll night cos my sex drive is stupid high.

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HOW TO GET THIS 👇

don’t call me unless you’re dying – i’ll be busy ridin some other dude’s face probably. text me. i’ll reply when i’m not in the middle of making someone see stars 🌟

💰 payment:

cash & payid ONLY – instant transfers only babes. delayed or pending? nah don’t even try. i need that money now so i can keep this airbnb booked 😘

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come get messy with me.

just don’t leave any stains on my carpet unless it’s yours 💦

xoxo

Juno

hey dumbass. yeah YOU wit the shaky hands. 👇

I’m 43. forty-fuckin’-three. that ain’t “old” – that’s DIRT ROAD VINTAGE 🚜💨

my pussy’s been eatin’ dicks since before u knew what a boner was. still drools like a broken faucet every time I see a nice thick cock. 💧🍆

u think some 22yo tiktok baby knows how to take it RAW? HA. they still cry when u slap their ass too hard. fuckin’ adorable. 😂

me? I been swallowin’ n gettin’ split open since u were wankin’ to pokemon cards, kid. 👅💦

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lemme tell u a lil story – shit that happened LITERALLY YESTERDAY. 👇

so this cute delivery dude from the thai spot – the one who always writes “😘” on the receipt – finally brings my food up himself after I “accidentally” buzz him in naked. 😏

I open the door wearin’ nothin but oversize t-shirt. he drops the pad thai. I drop to my knees right there on the dirty carpet.

sucked him so nasty his legs buckled – him leanin’ against my doorframe whisperin’ “holy shit holy shit” like a little bitch. then I bent over my own couch armrest n let him drill my ass RAW while he kept apologizin’ for bein’ too quick. he wasn’t. motherfucker lasted 5 minutes. I gave him a five-star review wit a xx pic. 🍑💥

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SO HERE’S HOW THE MESSY SHIT GOES – NO RULES, JUST MY MOOD:

👉 u wanna shove that thing down my throat till I puke a lil n slobber all over your balls? hell yes. I’ll deepthroat u like a fuckin' snake eatin’ a rat. 🤢🍆💦

👉 u wanna eat my old wet cunt from the back till I scream so loud my cat hides? bring a towel, bitch – I flood like a busted pipe. 🌊👅💧

👉 u wanna 69 till we both forget what year it is? get down here n let me sit on your face while I choke on your dick. perfect fuckin’ chaos. 😜🔄

👉 u wanna fuck me NAT – NO RUBBER – RAW AS A STREET FIGHT?? yeah u do. my pussy’s been around long enough – no pills needed. just dump that load deep inside every hole I got. yes, that includes my ass, dumbass. 🍑💦

👉 u wanna cum on my tits? my face? my saggy grandma belly? go ahead, Picasso. paint me like one of ur dirty dreams. 🎨💦

👉 u wanna bring a friend? double the cock, double the fun. just don’t expect me to remember either of ur names by the time I kick u out. 🤷🏻‍♀️👬

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lemme paint u a dirty picture, since ur brain’s tiny:

u knock. door swings open. I don’t say hi. I grab ur belt n yank u inside like ur a fuckin’ donkey. 🚪🫏

u’re on my bed before u can blink. pants gone. I’m already suckin’ ur dick like it’s my last meal n I’m on death row. 💀👅

then I flip over – ass up, face down – n tell u to eat my cunt like a starvin’ dog. u don’t stop till my legs shake n I call u daddy. 🐶🍑

then I ride u. my old tits slappin’ ur chin. u hold on or u fly off – I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🏍️💥

I’ll whisper nasty shit in ur ear. call u a good boy. call u a filthy pig. whatever makes u blow that load all over my wrinkled hands. 🫦💦

u wanna finish on my lips? my laugh lines? my gray hair? be my guest. I’ll lick myself clean just to watch ur stupid face. 😛

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💬 ONE MORE THING – I AIN’T UR MOMMY OR UR THERAPIST.

I’m here to get fucked raw, then kick ur ass out so I can nap in my own wet spot. 😴

so DON’T FUCKIN’ CALL ME. I won’t pick up. probably got some other dude’s dick in my mouth or buried in my ass. 📵👄🍆

TEXT ME. like a civilized little pervert. ✉️

I’ll hit u back when I’m done ruinin’ the guy before u. maybe ur next. maybe u’ll jerk off alone tonight like a loser. 🤷🏻‍♀️😘

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💰 PAYMENT SHIT – LISTEN UP CUZ I AIN’T UR BANK:

CASH 💵 – fold it nice n leave it on the table like a good little slut-boy.

PAYID – INSTANT ONLY ⚡

if that shit says “pending” or “delayed” or “lemme check my wallet” – I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🚫⏳

it gets ignored. deleted. laughed at while I finger myself.

I ain’t got time for ur broke-ass games. my cunt ain’t a fuckin’ layaway plan. 💀

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Indah

43 years of dirty. still the nastiest MILF u’ll ever forget – if ur lucky enough to get in. 😈👵💦

Hey babe! I’m Talia your sexy kiwi girl

My soft, sweet innocent nature is always welcoming but my naughty side in the room has men saying I’m trouble and coming back for more.  I’m every man’s dream girl xx

My service includes the following

• Passionate kissing
• Mutual oral
• Sex in multiple positions
• Finger play on me
• Cuddles
• It’s the FULL GFE !!!

I offer an PSE as a service for an extra $250

• PSE includes
• Light spanking on me
• Choking
• Deep throating
• Hard core sex
• Dirty talk  

All bookings require a non negotiable $50 deposit, no deposit, no booking

Health check and shower are mandatory on arrival, if you refuse either your service will end and you will not get your deposit back.

READ CAREFULLY

• Messages such as “hi” or “you avail” will be ignored
• I am not here to waste your time, so don’t waste mine
• I do not offer natural in my service, so don’t ask
• Any abuse during the booking will lead to me ending it and calling the police. 

I can’t wait to meet all you sexy gentleman!!! Please note my preferred method of contact is SMS as I can’t answer phone calls during a booking. See you sexy lads soon x

0413 816 101

Hello Guys

I am Bella an attractive oriental princess who's ready to treat a king with what he desires. 

I have a beautiful body small waist with natural large boobs and a nice round big bum that you are welcome to play with.

I'm passionate, playful, I have plenty of energy even if you have had a long day at work I'm happy to be energetic, so you just have to relax and let me look after you.

I always look sexy and prepared to spend a great time with you. 

You can request any other services, and you don’t have to be embarrassed to ask me what you want. If I can do anything to make your stay happy, i will be pleased to do it, and I promise 100% satisfaction.

I offer the best body massage and full personal service, you will feel in heaven when you see me. My service is very professional, and I always have your pleasure in mind at all times, your pleasure is my pleasure.

My Full Services includes:

* Nude Sensual Body Massage

* Lots of Kissing and Cuddling

* Good Blowjob and Best Sucking Skills

* Titty Play and Mutual Oral

* Romantic sex in different position

My Extra Deluxe Services

Anal Sex ,Natural Oral, Cum in Mouth, Rimming, Deepthroat, Face Fuck, Filming, Deep French Kiss, Shower SexCum on Face, Natural Sex,

Full Personal Services

$150/30Mins

$200/45Mins

$250/60Mins

Outcall

$400/60Mins

Contact me now,  0413 816 101

Open Daily 7 days 10 am - 8 pm (Last appointment at 7 pm.

Shop 5c/5 Dee Why Parade, Dee Why NSW 2099

Call/Text : 0436663847

Alinda Thai Massage One of the best Massage in Dee Why

We do real body rub and maintain high standards, so we always try to give the best quality massage and environment for your pleasurable experience by our various girls here. 

We have 16 different young girls(average 23-29 year old **Tuesday 30-35**), 3 girls for every day. We provide a variety of massages, including Relaxation Massage, Remedial Massage, Deep tissue Massage, and Thai Massage. Our girls are all professionally trained and experienced with friendly and positive attitudes. 

(Roster)

- Monday = Kylie,Ella

- Tuesday = Emma,Kim(new❤️‍🔥)

- Wednesday = Alisa,Prada(new❤️‍🔥)

- Thursday = Alisa, Olivia

- Friday = Alisa,Emily

- Saturday = Kylie,Patty(new❤️‍🔥)

- Sunday = Lucy,Jeney

**Our popular girl**

**Kylie: H158, W48, Size S, Skin White

**Ella: H155, W45, Size S, Skin Brown

**Linda: H155, W58, Size M, Skin White

**Emma: H157, W45, Size S, Skin White

**Mitchell: H160, W50, Size M, Skin Brown

**Alisa: H158, W49, Size S, Skin Brown

**Olivia: H155, W45, Size S, Skin Brown

**Kathy: H157, W46, Size S, Skin White

**Ada: H162, W49, Size S, Skin Tan

**Lucy: H158, W54, Size M, Skin White

**Amanda: H158, W50, Size M, Skin White

**Jenny: H160, W52, Size M, Skin White

For best parking try Coles in the Dee Why Village Plaza and a short 200 metre walk along Dee Why Parade we are shop 5 in the centre

I am 28 years old, dress size 8 and stand at 5ft6 tall.

I am a lonely housewife,I need a good fuxk.

Benefit from me,i am experienced, and we can try lots of different things.i am fun and love lots of parties.

My skin tone is tan and my figure is tone. I have naturally long black hair, dark brown eyes and a contagious smile.

My service is always high class and discrete. I travel to your home, work or hotel or I am hosting in sydney.

My photos are recent and genuine.

I am a independent escort.

Additional price information

GFE

* includes body massage, mutual oral (69), natural oral, kissing, cuddling, multiple positions and multiple shots

PSE

* includes natural oral, DFK, spanking, slapping, choking, gagging, hair pulling, anal play on you and multiple shots.

EXTRAS

COB, COF, toys, role play, dirty talk, digital service, fantasy & fetishes, doubles, couples and over-night stays.

Hourly rate will be lowered for longer/extended bookings.

My service is sensual and determined to satisfy my gentlemen. I love to

shower my clients with kisses all over their body leaving them feeling 100%

spoiled.

I simply love sex and love dressing in kinky G-strings to tease and

please. Be prepared yourself to be spoil with my services include Erotic

GFE, delicious mutual oral, fantasy... You get to decide what level of

euphoria you after!!

Super sexy and playful girl is here, enjoy the ultimate GFE (Girlfriend Experience) service.

😍😍😚😚😚

Hi honey, my name is Marry.

I am a fun-loving, super friendly girl. I am 24 years old.

I have a charming face, big black eyes, beautiful silky skin, natural breasts, and a slim, sexy, seductive body. 👠👙

I can be the girlfriend you've always wanted, a sexy star behind closed doors, or just a companion on those lonely nights. A beautiful girl in your arms makes all the difference!!

I offer a passionate GFE service 💋💋💋

I will treat you like my king. Our goal together is to connect quickly and create a sense of intimacy that makes us feel like we've known each other for a long time... I will definitely have you looking for ways to come see me again!

💋💋Outcall Service Info:

$400/60 mins

Uber Fee: $60-$100

‼️Since it is not easy for me to slip out without my family finding out, I dress very casually/normally (hope you understand).

🌟Incall Service: (At my address)

$150/15mins

$200/30 mins

$250/45 mins

$300/60 mins

Excellent touch, sexy and seductive lingerie, passionate intimate pleasure, massage service, multiple position changes, breast sliding, breast sucking, sex with a condom, oral sex with a condom.

Bbbj + $50, 69 + $50, dfk + $50, CIM + $50

Hey shithead 😘

Yeah you. The one jerkin’ off alone again.

I’m Anisa. 26. Malaysian but don’t expect some shy little flower – that bitch died back in KL. Now I’m a feral who gets wet watchin’ guys drop their wallets when I stretch.

I ain’t here to hold your hand or listen ‘bout your shitty day unless you’re whisperin’ it while I’m on top, droolin’ on your chest. 💦

Lemme tell ya somethin’ real quick – true story 🛠️

Last week some tradie shows up to fix my aircon. Young, skinny, shaky hands, acne scars, big paws like a gorilla. Dude couldn’t even look at my face ‘cause I was wearin’ this ripped fishnet thing with nothin’ under – just my tits sayin’ “hi” every time I breathed.

He’s tryna check the thermostat. I’m bent over the couch pretendin’ to look for a remote. My ass out. G-string so thin you could floss with it.

He sees it. Freezes. I hear his zipper strugglin’ for dear life.

So I walk over, drop to my knees, look up with my best “you’re fucked” eyes, and unzip him with my teeth. Pull his dick out – not huge but thick like a redbull can. I spit on it, suck it sloppy, make him whimper like a lost puppy.

Then I stop. Look up. “Alright big boy,” I say, “now fuck me like you’re tryna rewire my whole place – fast, messy, and don’t worry ‘bout the rules.”

He laughs nervous as hell, then shoves me onto the floor, spreads my legs, and pounds me so hard I feel my soul leave for a second. Came once all over my stomach – warm n sticky. Then again on my face while I stuck my tongue out like a good lil slut.

Left his drill behind. I still use it as a dildo on rainy Tuesdays. 🪛💦

That’s the energy I bring. No gentle. No “oh are you okay?” – fuck that.

I wanna feel you twitch inside me (with a condom, genius – I ain't stupid). Wanna ride you ‘til your legs shake. Wanna sit on your face while you beg for air. Wanna kiss you so nasty you forget your own name.

Here’s the deal – short n sweet 🍬

✅ Kissin’ like we tryna eat each other

✅ Me takin’ my clothes off real slow (or fast if you’re impatient)

✅ My mouth on you, your mouth on me – fair game

✅ Whatever position makes you see stars – couch, floor, wall, idgaf

✅ Safe, clean, private spot – my place

💰 Money talk ‘cause we all adults

Cash works. Or PayID – but only instant transfers. If it says “pending” or “delayed” I ain't spreadin’ nothin’ ‘til that shit clears. So don’t waste my time.

📱 Text me. Don’t call.

I’ll be busy with some other lucky bastard half the time. When I’m not gettin’ my back blown out, I’ll hit you back. Simple.

So yeah. You in or you just gonna keep scrollin’ like a scared little boy?

Anisa’s waitin’. And I bite if you take too long. 😈🦷

No phone number here – find me. You’re a big boy.

Yo. I’m Mei. 👋

45 years old. Yeah, that’s right – half a century of dirty wisdom packed into a body that still makes boys cry n’ men beg. 🍑💋

Don’t expect no fancy lady bullshit from me. I ain’t here to sip tea n’ talk feelings. I’m here to fuckin’ devour u – then kick ur sorry ass out so I can nap. 😴

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Lemme tell u somethin’ that happened 2 months ago – cuz this is the energy u get with me:

JAN heatwave from hell, my AC’s been dead for three days. Sweat’s drippin’ off my tits like a leaky faucet. This lanky repair dude shows up – armpits lookin’ like two wet raccoons. I answer the door in a soaked-ass tank top (no bra, obviously) n’ a thong that’s basically a fuckin’ dental floss challenge. 🥵

He’s tryna act professional, checkin’ the thermostat. But I’m leanin’ over him – my sweat’s literally ploppin’ onto his tool belt. He’s turnin’ red like a tomato. Finally he just SNAPS – shoves me onto the couch, rips my panties off with his teeth (yeah, the dude’s got skills). Then he gives me the messiest, wettest, loudest head of my entire damn life. I’m screamin’ so hard my neighbor texts “u ok?” – bitch I’m FANTASTIC. 🤪

After I came three times from his tongue alone, he wraps his shit up (cuz I ain’t stupid) n’ takes me missionary while the dead fan spins above us like a useless ceiling jewelry. I come two more times. He fixed the AC after. Barely. 😂

That’s the kinda wild shit u get when u call me. Not some starfish deadfish.

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I ain’t gonna pretend I’m a “graceful lady” – nah. I’m that 45yo MILF who knows exactly where ur dick wants to be before u do. 💅

I’ll ride u like a stolen Harley – bounce on that cock till u see stars n’ beg me to slow down (I won’t). Or bend u over my couch n’ make u watch yourself in the mirror while I take what I want. 🛋️💦

Wanna shove my face into the mattress n’ pound me from behind? Go ahead – but don’t cry when u can’t walk straight after.

Wanna lay back n’ let me do all the work? Fine by me – I’ll drain every drop n’ leave u twitchin’.

I love havin’ a wet face – so if u got a tongue, use it. I’ll grind on ur mouth ‘til my legs shake. 😛

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💰 Payment – don’t waste my time:

Cash 💵 or PAYID (instant only – if it says “pending” or “delayed” I’m ghostin’ ur ass. No joke.)

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📱 Hit me up by TEXT only.

I ain’t answerin’ calls while I’m busy gettin’ my back blown out by some other lucky bastard. I’ll text u back when I’m done – could be 5 mins, could be 5 hours. Deal with it. 😘

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I’m Indepent , Private. Discreet? Yeah, sure – but also loud as fuck if u do it right.

Come over or don’t. I really don’t give a shit. But if u do… bring water. U gonna need it. 💧

– Mei 🦊

The 45yo chaos u didn’t know u needed

Hey. You. Yeah you, horny bastard. 😏

I’m Ayumi. 32. BBW as fuck. Soft in all the right places & I got a bad attitude that’ll make you hard as concrete. 🧱🍆

Lemme tell you a little story ‘bout how shit goes down with me – no fairy tale, just dirty laundry & wet panties…

So last week my “handyman” (lol this fat old divorced dad, 45, beer belly hangin’ over his shorts) comes over to fix a stupid shelf in my laundry. I open the door wearin’ a stained wifebeater that smells like sweat & my favorite period panties – yeah the crotchless ones, don’t judge me bitch they’re comfy as hell 😂🩸

I see his eyes drop to my tits then down to that ripped open slit. His dick already makin’ a tent. I act innocent – bend over real slow to “show him the loose bracket”… my bare fat ass right in his face. Like, kiss it if you dare. 👅🍑

He breathes all shaky n goes “you’re gonna make me do somethin’ stupid”

I just laugh n say “good. do it.”

Next thing – he grabs my hips, yanks his shorts down, rolls on a rubber (yeah I ain’t stupid, no bareback shit here) n shoves that thick fucker into me from behind. No sweet talk, no foreplay – just raw, angry slammin’ against the washer machine. 🤤💥

He slaps my ass so hard I bite the dryer door. Left teeth marks. He came all over my lower back, wiped it with an oily rag n said “shelf’s fine. you just wanted me to wreck you”

Fuckin’ right I did. 😈

That’s how I like it – messy, loud, no apologies. You ain’t my boyfriend. You ain’t special. But for one hour? I’ll ride you like a stolen scooter n make you forget your own name. 🛵💨

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I don’t give a shit where we do it – bent over the couch, on the kitchen floor, or in the back of your shitty car. I just wanna feel you poundin’ me ‘til I scream n my legs shake. I’ll get you hard again with my mouth while you catch your breath. Yeah, I’m that nasty. 💦👅

You bring the dick. I bring the curves n the mess. We don’t talk about feelings – we just fuck. Hard. Fast. Then maybe again.

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⚠️ RULES (cuz I ain’t no pushover) ⚠️

Don’t call me. I won’t pick up. I’m probably busy gettin’ my back blown out by some other horny dude. 😂

Send a text. I’ll hit you back when I’m done – if I feel like it. Don’t be a needy bitch.

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💸 PAYMENT (don’t even try to play me) 💸

Cash only. Or PayID – but INSTANT only. I mean it. If that shit says “pending” or “delayed” – nah. Fuck off. I ain’t your bank. You send it, it clears right there, or you walk. 💯

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So what you waitin’ for? Another boring hand? Go ahead – text me. Or don’t. I got other dudes linin’ up to lick my sweat. 😘

– Ayumi (32, BBW, loud & proud)

– Japanese firecracker with a fat ass & zero patience

– Incall / Outcall – don’t matter, just come ready to work 🛠️🍆

Yo. Listen up cunt (yeah i said it) 😘

I’m Natalia. 26. Colombian as hell. Now burnin’ up streets like a goddamn forest fire. 💃🔥

You want some sad story? save it. I ain’t your therapist.

What i got is a tight little body, a filthy mouth, and zero patience for dudes who text me “u avail?” like a fuckin’ robot. 🤖

I do what i want. When i want. With who i want… if they got cash or fast PayID. 😈

Let me tell you ‘bout last week’s little adventure – cause that’s the kinda freak i am

So this NBN dickhead shows up at 4pm Friday. Skinny as a rake, acne scars all over, hands like fuckin’ shovels. Nervous as a virgin in a brothel. He’s gotta run a new fibre line through my roof.

Me? I’m wearin’ a see-through fishnet top that’s basically two holes and a prayer, and these tiny little shorts that say “EAT ME” in sparkles across the ass. No bra. Obviously.

He’s tryna check the modem but his eyes keep droppin’ to my tits like they got magnets. I ask if he wants a beer. Then I bend over to grab one from the bottom shelf – slow like. He gets a full show. His cargo shorts start lookin’ like a fuckin’ tent.

So I walk over, drop to my knees, pull his cock out with my teeth (yeah, teeth – gentle but nasty), and just go to town right there on the dusty living room floor. He makes this little puppy whimper sound. Pathetic. Cute.

I pop off, look up at him all sloppy, and go “Alright big boy – now fuck me like you’re tryna install that NBN. Fast. Unreliable. And don’t you dare stop halfway.”

He laughs like an idiot, then shoves me onto the couch, rips my shorts off, rolls on a rubber (don’t worry baby – i don’t do bareback, not ever), and pounds me so deep i swear i tasted his balls. He came on my belly first time. Second time? sprayed all over my face like a fuckin’ sprinkler. Left his drill behind. Guess what i use it for now. 😉

What i’m into (and what i’m NOT – figure it out)

I love it nasty. Kitchen counter. Bathroom floor. Against the window so the neighbours can watch. I’ll suck you like a lollipop ‘til your eyes roll back. Ride you like a stolen motorcycle. Let you pull my hair, slap my ass, call me your dirty little Colombian slut.

Here’s the deal, champ:

I take CASH or PayID – but listen close: INSTANT ONLY. If it says “pending” or “delayed”? Nah. I ain’t your bank. Don’t waste my time. 💸

Also – DON’T FUCKIN’ CALL ME. Send a text. I’ll reply when i’m not busy getting my guts rearranged by some other horny bastard. Might be 5 minutes. Might be 5 hours. Deal with it. ✌️

Still think you can handle a real Colombian firecracker?

Come find out. Or don’t. I got better things to do… like my NBN guy’s drill. 😜

Natalia – Your Worst & Best Idea

No princess shit. Just wet, wild, and wicked.