Narromine Escorts & Adult Services

LOCATION TODAY: SYDNEY CBD, NEAR CHINATOWN LIGHTRAIL (CAMPBELL/GEORGE STREET. Line and L3 Kingsford Line, located on George Street in Haymarket).

Lower rate for 1 week only. $300 /90 min short time only.

Try not to book at the last minute, give a few hours notice if possible because I book out fast.

5 star luxury Apartment, CLEAN, great Amenities. Fantastic for discerning businessman.

LOCATION TODAY: SYDNEY CBD

Texting Etiquette (for quicker response)

Your name e.g. John

Time you'd like e.g. 2pm

How long for e.g. 90min

Type of booking e.g. erotic massage with kissing (no full service).

Payment: cash or bank transfer (bank has to be Australian bank no international bank).

Dearest Discerning Gentlemen,

READY TO BE TREATED LIKE A KING IN A UNIQUE WAY BY AN EX FLIGHTATTENDANT AND QUALIFIED SPORTS MASSAGE THERAPIST?

*20 min blow & go $149

*30 min erotic sports massage $150

* 45 min erotic sports massage $190

* 1 hr erotic sports massage $250

* 90min erotic sports massage $300(HIGHLY RECOMMENDED AND VERY POPULAR , NORMALLY $380)..

* 2HR erotic massage $430

Extras

*DFK $50 ontop

* Full service (no kissing) $100 on top of massage rate

* both dfk & fs $150

* no other extra available

Try something different with a worldly, sexy, blonde MILF WOMAN who delivers a 5 star experience. Unique sensual DEEP TISSUE SPORTS erotic massage, pampering, maybe a bit more & join mile high club?

My goal : make you feel like you spent 10 grand flying in 1st class without spending that much. After years of experience as a 1st class and business mid east flight attendant, I know how to re-create that feeling you are the centre of the world, up in the clouds in my own UNIQUE way, Cum fly with me, cum fly with, lets fly away...

I created the express, bronze, silver, gold, Diamond or Delux flights here so that you can experience the best of Flying first class and a luxury day spa.

Men often compliment me on how I go above and beyond in the session and can tell that I LOVE what I do. The attention to detail is immaculate. The longer you fly, the better the experience. Meaning 1hr and longer flights are where the real pleasure is at. You get 100% quality attention from the moment we chat, to time of disembarking. I highly recommend the 90min Diamond flight experience, for the best of the best of what I have to offer you.

As a sports massage therapist in a luxury resort in Dubai, former flight attendant based in Dubai, my time with the resort & airline taught me the art of 1st class service. Pampering you gives me great pleasure, as well as seeing you feel happier, less stressed, less anxious and impressed by what I have to deliver. Get ready for waves of pleasure throughout your body and soul and to FEEL like that long haul Diamond flight was better than spending 10 grand on a real flight to Dubai ;-)

Massage is:

1. done on a firm bed with strong and secure head rest (mimicking a super wide masage table but more comfortable).

2. The room & bathroom is heated on cold days, warmed on cold days.

3.You'll feel like you're high up in the sky amongst the clouds. Forgetting all stress of life.

4. Your aching muscles will feel my knuckles dig deep before your intense climax.

Ready to cum fly with me? Then look no further. Please take the time to read the information to avoid misunderstandings and confusion :-)

A bit about me:

*Born in the UK, but a mix of different 2 European nationalities. Spent most of my formative years & life in Australia though, so have Australian accent.

* I love being a FEMININE woman and take great care in myself. I wear sexy clothes, heels, make up, jewellery and perfume with my nails always professionally done.

* My skin is soft, silky, porcelain white. Blonde & green eyes. Sometimes I have a light tan. My bum big and firm, my breast a full E cup. Love to look after others.

What is available:

Blow & go EXPRESS

20 min erotic massage

*Back massage

* Body slide

* blow job (covered)

* hand relief

* mutual oral

Bronze Erotic Massage 30 minutes

(like a flight from Sydney to Brisbane. Short, Sharp and sweet).

* Deep tissue body massage with hot vegetable oil

* body slide

* Hand relief x unlimited

* 69 (mutual oral)

* lightly touch me

* oral on you (protected).

Silver Erotic Massage 45 minutes

(like a flight from Sydney to Bali. Not too short, not too long})

* Deep tissue body, hand and neck sports massage with hot vegetable oil

* Hand relief x unlimited

* 69 (mutual oral)

* Gua Sha (google it)

* Lightly touch me

Gold 1 hour erotic massage

(like a flight from Sydney to Tokyo. Plenty of time to Enjoy yourself).

* Deep tissue body, hand, feet, neck massage with hot vegetable oil.

* Scalp massage

* hand relief x unlimited

* oral on you (covered)

* 69 (mutual oral)

* Lightly touch me

* Express Turkish bath

Standard Diamond 90 minutes erotic massage

(HIGHLY RECOMMENDED)

(like a flight from Sydney to London. Plenty of time to be pampered and feel like a true King) $300

* Deep tissue body, hand, feet and neck massage with hot vegetable oil.

*Scalp massage

* hand relief x unlimited

* 69 (mutual oral)

* body slide

* Lightly touch me.

* Man-scaping, trimming your hair 'down there'.

* Face scrub, leaving you refreshed.

* Temple massage

* Acupressure

* Hot Stones (feels amazing!!! I use 12 stones, most luxury places use 6).

* Express Turkish bath

DELUX is 2 hours CURRENTLY $430/2HRS

Similar to 90 minutes but more time spent on more areas of the body. Sometimes can do 2 rounds of hot stones (Incredible feeling). I could arrange parking for you inside the building but not guaranteed as it depends on several factors eg time of day, schedule etc .

Extras

* Full service (no kissing) $100

what's Not available...

* natural not available. Don't even ask! The reason my rates are lower than others, this is why. I'm NOT doing bbbj or cim or cimws. My quality of service is high and safe.

* Nothing high risk to our health e.g. natural or injesting substances.

* No 'party' bookings

* if you're a control freak and can't relax and want to dominate.

*BDSM is NOT available.

*Available 24/7 for 4 days

This is for you if:

*you want to relax, kick back and be spoilt and pampered. * not in a rush. *you are stressed and can't switch off after work due to stress.

*Need to feel like you are being pampered and in luxurious manner. *Tense in body and mind...this will take that away.

Cum to Dubai, Habibi,

Jamie xo

I'm NAO, your book-loving university 19yr student studying ART by day, crafting sweetness by twilight!

My pictures are verified, I promise you will get the best JAP girlfriend experience.

Nestled in the heart of city, my place is a secret garden where stress melts like sugar cubes in tea. As your personal sunshine keeper.

Pinky promise!

Your most sugary dreamscape begins with my 'Welcome Home'!!

Hello Gentleman, My name is Jasmine and i am half Aus half Jap!

I would love to have the pleasure of introducing myself.

Confident, curious , and undeniably sensual, I bring an intoxicating blend of fire and sophistication to every date. With my body sculpted by discipline and a gaze that commands attention, I specialize effortlessly shifting from smoldering intensity to a playful allure. 

But beyond the poses, I bring an electric presence—both inside the bedroom and out. Flawless skin, striking angles, and a body that moves with intention—I deliver unforgettable imagery that lingers leaving you craving just that little more… 

Together let's create memories... steamy, reckless and a little bit addictive. and i would love to join Party night with you!

Hi guys:

- I am Jia , 23 years old with DD cup boobs killer body.

-Sexy,SWEET and the perfect amount of NAUGHTINESS!

-The body of a goddess; the personality of an angel! Your time with me will be heavenly!

clean, discreet (our time is our little secret), and above all, totally real!

You will see the fun we have together because we enjoy it at the same time.

I'm a sexy, exotic, naughty companion, and I enjoy the company of smart, witty, and charming men.

I am a very playful girl, as you can see from my photos. I'm very fit and active.

Services offered:

I provide an intimate girlfriend experience, including:

Sex in multiple positions 

Deep French Kissing

Shower for two

Sensual massage 

Pussy play 

Hand job

Oral on you

DATY: oral on me

Sexy lingerie 

Deep Throat or Gagging

My goal is to make you feel worshipped and adored like you never have before. I’ll make you feel like the king.

My price:

Incall:

30mins-250

60mins-400

Outcall:

500 one hour.

hi gentlemen, SMS OR CALL .

I love pleasing people and will go the extra mile to suit your needs. I offer the full, deluxe girlfriend experience as well as being open to your kinks and sexual dreams. 

My body is curvy and fills out lingerie and form fitting clothes beautifully. I have all natural C cups which are soft and are made for kissing, touching and admiring. My lips are full, pouty and perfect for either kissing you or fulfilling your fantasies in other ways. 

Let me indulge your sensual and sexual fantasies. Although new to this, I am a very skilled and creative lover and will spoil you. I am what most men love. curvy, sweet, feminine, sexy and very friendly. I have been told I have an adorable personality. I hold all clients to a high standard of behaviour and respect, as you expect of me also. Now is the opportunity to spend time unrushed, unclothed and heavy breathing with me…

STATS:

Height: 5'5

Dress size: 6-7

Boobs: Yes, handful 

Eyes: Hazel

Hair: Naturally thick and long, brunette. 

I offer incalls to my lovely apartment (with no parking available), outcalls to central hotels. 

All prices listed are non-negotiable. 

Hi,I am Mina,22 years old,I am one of the most gracious girls you could meet ... As you can see from my photos,I have a very good body shape.

I am very horny at night.I give all services, 69, French kissing, body slide,Doggie, cob, passionate full service. Full girl friend experience,touching and cuddle, 

Sex in different positions.I'm fun in bed too.

I also love to wear beautiful sexy underwear, I always make sure myself look amazing with my sexy French glamour wear , stockings, suspenders, and high heels.

I am a independent provider and I take care every minutes of our time, Never rush for you, I enjoy this job as my second job and assure you my best and top service.

I am a well trained masseuse and does good Therapeutic Massage services.

I can guarantee the time we share together will be both memorable and exciting!

• DO NOT TEXT/CALL IF U GONNA BOOK FOR NEXT DAY OR NEXT WEEK. ALL INFO & APPOINTMENT PRIOR 45MINS-2HRS TIME ! 
• NOT SENDING PICTURES
• BLOCK & PRIVATE numbers will be auto reject

Outcall 500 one hour fully included.

I really appreciate gentlemen who are polite, groomed, and generous. Please Kindly introduce yourself upon texting me.

SERVICE:

You will be greeted at the door, I will be wearing lingerie..

Step into a world where sophistication meets sin, and every indulgence is carefully curated to surpass expectation. Nestled discreetly in the heart of Sydney’s Northern Beaches, our exclusive establishment is a sanctuary for discerning gentlemen seeking not just company but an unforgettable, five-star experience.

From the very moment you arrive, our dedicated and discreet staff are committed to delivering an experience that is nothing short of flawless. Every detail, every request and every desire will be handled with the utmost care and professionalism, ensuring your time with us is not just seamless but truly unforgettable.

Whether you’re planning a private visit to our exquisite suites, arranging an intimate rendezvous at your home or hotel or seeking a captivating evening out on the town with one of our stunning companions, our personalized concierge service is at your disposal. We pride ourselves on anticipating your needs before you even speak them, crafting bespoke experiences tailored entirely to you.

Upon entering our elegantly appointed venue, you’ll find yourself immersed in an atmosphere of sensuality, opulence, and impeccable service. Every detail – from our ambient lighting and luxurious private suites to the attentive care of our handpicked companions – has been designed to awaken your senses and fulfill your deepest desires.

Whether you crave stimulating conversation, decadent flirtation or an evening of unrestrained pleasure, Players of Pleasure delivers an

experience as indulgent as it is discreet. For those who demand nothing less than perfection, your sanctuary of seduction awaits.

Our team is passionate about exceeding expectations – from discreet transportation and flawless timing to special requests and unique indulgences. With us, your pleasure and privacy are paramount, allowing you to relax and fully immerse yourself in the luxury and excitement that awaits.

Above all, we understand that discretion is essential. Every interaction, every booking and every moment shared is treated with the strictest confidentiality. Your privacy is sacred to us, and we guarantee a discreet, secure environment where your secrets remain just that-yours alone.

At Players of Pleasure, your satisfaction isn’t just a promise – it’s our passion. From the very first moment you step through our doors or arrange a private rendezvous, your comfort, desires, and ultimate enjoyment become our priority.

Our exquisite companions are masters in the art of anticipation, attentive to your every preference and craving. Whether you seek soft, sensual conversation, electrifying flirtation or an evening of unrestrained indulgence, they intuitively tailor each experience to you, ensuring no detail is overlooked.

Every encounter is designed to be more than a service – it’s an intimate escape, a beautifully orchestrated experience that leaves you breathless, satisfied, and utterly captivated. Whether it’s your first visit or a cherished, familiar indulgence, our companions are dedicated to making each moment unforgettable, and every fantasy flawlessly fulfilled.

Hello Gentlemen, check my reviews!

SMS only / WhatsApp: 0420524143

** NO CALLS - NO UNKOWN ID - TEXT ONLY! **

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I'm Siena, a 29-year-old Italian-Latina with a presence that turns heads and a personality that keeps you coming back. My recurring clients label me as a "super fun chick!"

I'm 164cm of sculpted, athletic femininity: fit, toned, with soft curves in all the right places. I'm natural, no fillers, no strong makeup, just a real woman.

My mixed heritage gives me something you won't find on every profile: the warmth and passion of Latin culture paired with the elegance and refinement of Italian sensibility. The result? An experience that feels simultaneously sophisticated and deliciously uninhibited.

I take care of my mind & body...gym, good food, and genuine pride in my appearance mean that what you see is absolutely what you get.

I'm the kind of woman who can sit across from you at a fine restaurant with wit and ease, and make you forget the rest of the room exists and then remind you why you booked me once the door closes.

Whether you're seeking a warm, passionate Girlfriend Experience or a Pornstar Experience that pushes you to the edge, I deliver both with genuine enthusiasm and no performance. Where connection and chemistry feel completely real, or a more daring, uninhibited 

I'm based in CBD and available for private in-calls as well as select out-calls to quality hotels and private residences.

I look forward to meeting you!!

Siena x

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**CHECK THE AVAIBLE PACKAGES BELOW:**

1) GFE EXPERIENCE (GE) - From $500 in-call / $700 outcall

Warm, intimate, and deeply personal connection.

Includes:

• Sensual full-body massage
• Passionate kissing & DFK
• Covered oral on you
• Mutual oral & 69
• Sex in multiple positions
• MSOG (for 1hr+ bookings)
• Shower for two
• Cuddling and pillow talk

2) PORNSTAR EXPERIENCE (PSE) - From $750 in call / $900 outcall

Bolder, more intense, and completely unforgettable.

All of the GFE plus:

• BBBJ — Natural oral
• Deep throat
• Dirty talk
• CIM / COB / COF
• Rimming (on me)
• Light spanking & hair pulling
• Role play & costumes
• Foot fetish
• Toys

3) RELIEF EXPRESS EXPERIENCE - $450 in-call - For when you simply need to unwind. (40min)

• Full body oil massage
• Sensual touch
• Happy ending (HJ)
• Cuddles & Pillow talk
• Massage + Happy Ending

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HOW TO BOOK?

SMS only / WhatsApp: 0420524143

Please send me:

• Your name?
• What service you'd like to book?
• Duration?
• In or Outcall? If outcall, whats your location?

💳 PAYMENT & DEPOSIT

Accepted: Cash on arrival · Bank transfer (OSKO/PayID)

Deposit Policy:$150 is required to confirm all bookings. This is deducted from your total. Deposit can be made via bank transfer before our appointment. The remaining balance is paid in cash upon arrival. A non-refundable deposit.

**TO GIVE YOU EXTRA SAFETY AND AVOID SCAMS, YOU CAN PAY THE BOOKING FEE ON CREDIT CARD VIA LINK if preferred.**

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IMPORTANT:

I welcome gentlemen of all backgrounds who are respectful, clean, and clear in their communication. In return, you'll receive my full, genuine attention!

Please have a quick shower when you arrive. This is non-negotiable and mutually appreciated. Any form of disrespect, aggression or boundary-pushing will end the session immediately with no refund!

 ❌ No natural (unprotected) sex — ever, under any circumstances.

📵 I do not answer private/blocked numbers.

📵 Please do not send vague or incomplete messages

📵 Do not ask for discounts or negotiate rates.

* for discretion please contact me via text only

** please aim for an hour notice minimum as I do not live at my incall location I need time to get there and get ready for you 💋

A refined companion for those who appreciate sophistication, warmth, and genuine connection.

I’m a tall, curvy woman with a confident presence and a naturally engaging, bubbly personality. Open‑minded and non‑judgmental, I create an atmosphere where you can relax, unwind, and enjoy an experience tailored entirely to you. I take pride in offering encounters that feel indulgent, intimate, and deeply personalized.

Whether you’re seeking a sensual, romantic connection or a more adventurous, immersive experience, I curate each booking with care, attention, and a focus on chemistry.

I’m also comfortable with tasteful fantasy, light role‑play, and bespoke requests for those who enjoy adding a creative touch to their time with me.

Including but not limited to foot fetish

I’m bisexual and genuinely enjoy meeting respectful women and couples who value authenticity, playfulness, and mutual enjoyment.

My photos are genuine and verified, and I’m of European background.

I offer appointments in a private, elegant apartment in Peakhurst with outcalls to nearby suburbs available upon request.

Bookings in the cbd require notice but can be catered for.

For discretion, please contact me via text only.

All bookings are by appointment.

0413 943 733

I'm Laura, a friendly, down-to-earth, genuine independent mature escort. Passionate, flirty, charming, and intellectual, 

So, let's connect and enjoy each other.

When we meet, I will greet you in a classy dress with sexy lingerie

Today, I wanna get Fucked! Do you have what it takes to bend me over and fuck me from behind until I squirt all over the place? Or Are you gonna Cum Prematurely?

Let us enjoy it all happily

How about we take it nice and slow and I sit on your face rubbing my vagina lips on your lips as you lick my clit rings your nose ,A bit of 69 Perhaps; There is so much that could happen in the heat of the moment.👅👅

Although this is a part time pleasure for me, I am highly professional and conscientious. My focus lies squarely on giving you my undivided attention and attending to your satisfaction in an unrushed, pleasurable experience that you’ll want to repeat.🥰

Be tempted to choose between a sweet. Sensual girlfriend experience GFE that leaves you I an utter state of lust or entice your deepest, darkest & filthy fantasies with the ultimate pornstar experience PSE…

Girlfriend Experience (GFE) kissing, Hj,CBJ,.Sex in multiple positions,

Pornstar Experience (PSE)

Dfk. Prostate Massage ，COB. Deepthroat, Mutual oral (DATY),Light spanking many position, Anal Sex ,Natural Sex

$150/ 30mins

$200/ 45 mins

$250 / 1 hr

outcall :$450 for hr($100 Fare deposit)

I look forward to turning your fantasy into a reality.🥰💋

text me Now : 0413 943 733

I’m a Japanese girl currently based in Burwood, Sydney, here to bring a touch of warmth, softness and sensuality into your day.

I stand at 162cm, with a naturally slim figure and a natural D cup – soft to the touch and real in every way. I’m gentle, sweet, and love to take my time to connect. Whether you're looking for someone to relax with, enjoy real GFE moments, or simply escape into something more personal and warm — I’m here for you.

I speak fluent Japanese and conversational English, and I always make sure our time feels unhurried, genuine and memorable.

If you're around Burwood or nearby and looking for something special, I’d love to meet you.

Let’s enjoy something real, just the two of us.

Message me to book or ask anything – I’m easy to talk to.

Incall:

$300/30mins

$450/45mins

$500/60mins

Outcall:

$600/60mins + travel

Text me 0432 550 824

Nuru Massage is the Japanese's Most erotic massage. What Make the nuru stand out from the test is the sensuality with which it is performed.

The nuru Massage revolves around both the giver and the receiver. Here the masseuse and the participant both nude will have nuru oil coating their bodies this oil, which makes for a slippery surface allows the Masseuse to work her magic using her body. So If you are craving for an amazing massage, head on over to me and I'll make sure you walk away a happy soul;👅

Amazing Prostate Massage🔥🔥🔥

Intro for Lingam/Prostate Massage~Firstly, you will be asked to spread your legs. allowing full access to your genitals while using oil on the shaft of your Lingam and testicles slowly and gently reaching your anus and then back again to your shaft and head of your Lingam. Talking time with the slow stroke of various pressures to bring you to a start of tantra which is just close to point of no return. Be aware of your senses and if you get too close to Oregon too soon,back off and move to other areas and back again to your genitals to resume your tantric state. This can happen a number of times until you finally reach that explosive shuddering climax. Naturally, if you choose to ejaculate early or not at all will be entirely up to you !!

I'm offering a Sexy Body to Body relaxing and exotic full nude Relief Massage that will leave you totally relaxed when I'm done !

I am very well experienced in Massage also I have magic hands, I know how to delight you .so if you like your Massage gentle or hard or need Extra attention . somewhere in particular , I'm pleasd to cater to your every need,so I'm sure you'll be satisfied and leave feeling totally invigorated.

Nuru Erotic sensual Prostate Massage with hand job Service:

30 mins :$200

45 mins:$250

60 mins:$300

💋👅GFE Full service;

Touching,sexy lingerie. Passionate intimate pleasure. Massage. Variety of position, breast slides Sucking.😘🥰

$150/ 30mins

$200/45 mins

$250/hr

PSE

BBBJ 《Bareback Blowjob》

ICE FIRE oral full body

COB 《Cum on my body》 or CIM(cum in mouth)

PASSIONATE LIP KISS

GET 《Golden shower on you》

MULTIPLE SHOTS!

ALL GFE service in.of course Striptease with Cockeasing

Deep Throat

Rimming 《on me》

Variety of Toys 《use on you on me》

Light Spanking

Face Fucking & Vibrating Toy Show

outcall $450 hr (Fare deposit$100)

text on: 0478 499 353

Hi Guys! I’m Lisa, I’m 27 years old. I’m working in Campsie

Are you looking for an intimate and sensual massage that will ease your tension and have you happy and relaxed?

   I am friendly and cheeky lady will make sure your time spent with me will be something you won’t forget. 

   I do erotic massage. you will enjoy a tearing and relaxing full body oil Massage giving you.a wonderful boost when you need to escape from the everyday life. you won’t feel rushed or pressured, let me know if y ou have any specific requests, I love it when our mutual experience is exchanged with a sensual connection.

(Please let me know what extra services you want I will try to do the best for you if I can)

   I provide an Excellent Service in my Private Room

Massage service with b2b

30 mins $100

45 mins $150

1hr $180

....full service pay extra money $50

 Looking forward to seeing you soon darling 😘❤

Ready to play then please call

call me : 0432848923

text : 0432848923

Hey guys

0478 496 267

My name is Cynthia , I provide an erotic experience like no other and full service, and I will do everything to make your time with me.

I have very big large boobs, dark brown hair and perfect soft white skin. As you can imagine a girl that will do anything is very open-minded and up for anything. I have a desire to please and enjoy seeing the look of joy and fascination on your face while you experience my very sexy sensual service. There is much more to follow as we explore every inch of each others body.

From the moment you walk in the door, I will make you feel relaxed, My oriental background has taught me that I should pamper men and fulfill all their desires and wishes.

Here is my service list in full services session:

~ Shower together

~ Cuddling

~ good body rub

~ body to body sliding

~ SEX with different positions

List of EXTRAS

Back door Sex

Full service

$150 30mins

$200 45mins

$250 60mins

Out-call from $400 60mins

text me now 0478 496 267

can't wait to see you

Hello gentleman,TWITTER:escortsAE.

ATTENTION as you see each of my photos,I love dress up.love heels.love stockings.love short shirt.Let's start from a short strip Teese.I need to start with my toys.I am so good with my job,my country is so serious about skills in bed.

I'm educated, open minded and love to talk and laugh. 

I promise we will have fun together. I provide full service. GFE, we can shower together,kiss and cuddle . and I can dinner with u, drink together, reduce your lonely ...

I have been told that I am naturally gorgeous. My natural curvaceous figure and smooth skin will send you to heaven and back . I have a sexy size 6 with a perfect D cup of bust. 

I can be very naughty with the right company. whether Im in your place or you are in mine, I promise you will not be disappointed.  

 I do have a girlfriend can do double. price will be individually. We are super energetic and fun to be around. WE LOVE SEX, and enjoy our job.

fuckin’ listen up, yeah?

name’s Shakira. 28. Trash with a dirty grin n’ a pussy that’s basically a heat-seeking missile 🚀

i ain’t here to hold your hand or whisper sweet nothings.

i’m here to wreck u so good u forget your own name – then kick u out with a smirk n’ a cigarette 🚬

so stop readin’ like a little bitch n’ get ready for some real nasty shit 💩 (not that kinda nasty, u pervs – i mean the good kinda wet mess)

here’s how i broke a dude last Month… 🥵

Jan. heatwave so bad even my ice cubes were cryin’.

my AC? dead as a doornail. so i call a repair guy – shows up all lanky, sweat stains under his arms like two little rivers 🌊

me? i’m just hangin’ around in a wet ass tank top (no bra – duh) n’ a thong that’s basically a fuckin’ suggestion. like three strings n’ hope.

he’s tryna check the thermostat. but i’m “accidentally” leanin’ over him, my tits practically drippin’ on his toolbox 🧰

he’s all red ears n’ shaky hands – adorable, really.

then he just… snaps.

grabs my hips, throws me on the couch like i weigh nothin’, buries his face between my legs like it’s the last meal on earth 🍽️

and holy SHIT – that man ate me out like he was starvin’ for a week. sloppy, loud, tongue all over the place. i screamed so hard my neighbor texted “u ok?” i just replied “never better ” 😂

then i climbed on top n’ rode him like a stolen dirtbike – his hands on my waist, my nails diggin’ into his chest. came twice just from that. then he flipped me over (missionary but who’s countin’) n’ we finished so sweaty the couch looked like a slip-n-slide 💦

he fixed the AC after. barely.

but who gives a fuck? i was already melted.

that’s the kinda vibe i bring, baby.

not some stiff doll. not some princess.

i’m the girl who’ll whisper dirty shit in your ear while i grind so slow u think u gonna explode 🍆💥

u want a slutty little firecracker who laughs when she chokes?

who’ll let u pull her hair n’ spank her till she giggles?

who’ll look u dead in the eye while she’s on her knees n’ say “that all u got?” 😈

yeah. that’s me.

💰 payment shit (don’t be dumb):

cash only. or PAYID – instant only 🚫 delayed or pending transfers? fuck off, i ain’t your bank.

money first, play later. no exceptions. don’t test me.

📱 don’t fuckin’ call me.

i won’t pick up. i’m either sleepin’, eatin’, or gettin’ my back blown out by some rando 😘

text me.

i’ll reply when i’m not busy makin’ another dude see god.

so here’s the deal:

u text me a dirty thought.

i decide if u deserve this wet, wild, messy little nightmare. 🖤

if not? go jerk off to porn. i don’t care.

— Shakira 🦇💋