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My name is Dora💥

I’m new to the NSW.I am an easy going, beautiful and an open minded companion who you'll feel at ease with as soon as you walk through the door💋💋💋👙👙👙

I'm a Beauty with soft skin, Big eyes, long hair, size 6 curvaceous body with D natural bust and ofcourse a Booty that will rock your world.

In my life outside of work I am very playful and cheeky, always enjoying the little and big things life has to offer.

Age: 23years

Nationality: Korea

Dress size:7

Chest size: Nature D bust

Height: 5.6

Hair: Long hair

Eyes: Big eyes

I can offer a Sex Service/ GFE. Come feel my warm body wrapped around yours, have sex with me in multiple positions, (💋extra service)Relief, shower together, sensual Body Rub. I can’t wait to be intimate with you.

Price for Incall

$150 -30 minutes

$200 -45 minutes

$250 -60 minutes

Nude Massage:(Body Slides+Happy Ending)

$120-30mins

$180-60mins

OUTCALL - (to your place or hotel)

outcall to surrounding areas. if further out higher prices and additional charges may likely to occur

1Hr $400 + Extra $50 Uber fees 

$100 deposit to secure booking

I hope I get to meet you soon.

TEXT ME NOW 0490 424 796

Do you crave genuine intimacy, the kind that feels effortless, electric, and deeply alive?

Welcome — I'm Sierra Solaris, an Artist of Intimacy and sensual American Muse.

Perhaps you've always been drawn to women who possess a certain kind of magnetism — the kind that oozes confidence and authenticity.

The women whose beauty catches your attention, but whose presence is what truly captivates you.

With my magnetic beauty, playful curiosity, and sensual allure, the experiences I offer are increasingly rare in today's world—authentic, effortless, and unforgettable.

If you're turned on by all-natural beauty, intelligence, and accents, then I am your dream come true.

You might already be sensing there is a rare and unique flavor I bring to this world...

The truth is, there are plenty of beautiful women. There are far fewer who can genuinely meet you in the full spectrum of your desire.

I'm not interested in performative or scripted experiences. I'm far more excited by authentic connection, intoxicating chemistry, and the freedom to explore desire with someone new.

Perhaps my bountiful curves, green eyes, or wild auburn curls caught your attention first, or the promise of a beautiful distraction from the demands of everyday life.

Whatever drew you in, I suspect you'll want to stay longer for the rare quality of connection and chemistry I offer.

For the playful and mischievous tension that lingers between our words.

For the slow unraveling that happens when we allow ourselves to become genuinely curious about one another.

I've devoted my life to studying the art of intimacy. As a Certified Somatic Sex Educator and Sexological Bodyworker, I have spent years studying arousal, sexuality, embodiment, and the erotic arts. This allows me to bring a level of depth and attunement that is extremely rare.

I am just as comfortable indulging your curiosity as I am your primal desire.

Whether you wish to expand your relationship with pleasure, deepen your confidence, explore new dimensions of sensation, or simply surrender to an experience that feels intoxicating and exquisitely alive, I delight in meeting you there.

I take great pleasure in crafting encounters that indulge the senses and leave the body utterly ravished in delight. 

X

Sierra

A few things to note:

* General working hours are 10 a.m. – 10 p.m Late night and last minute inquiries incur a rush fee.

* I offer 1-hour, multi-hour, overnight, FMTY and extended encounters

* Please visit my website for more details on my offerings

* Become a VIP by joining my private telegram channel for flirty updates and tour announcements (@heysierra)

* Follow me on IG @sierra_solaris for daily posts

* For a peak into my spicy life, check out my Fansly @templeofsolaris

* I welcome curious couples to join me for organic play or a taste of Tantra and erotic education

* I welcome all bodies, abilities, and experience levels

* A small non refundable deposit is required to confirm our date, please see my website for the full policy.

The best way to book a date is to send me a polite and detailed text, whatsapp or email: +61 481 322 544 or [email protected]

Please introduce yourself, let me know your approx age, location and prefered date and time and a little about yourself. I am extremely selective with who I welcome into my world. First impressions matter, so show me you want me. 

DEPOSIT AND SCREENING NON NEGOTIABLE 

I don't answer unscheduled calls

Hello Gentlemen

I am Helia, a lovely adorable busty girl who lives for fun and real laughter. Size 6 figure, soft skin and natural D-cup breasts, a sexy smile and genuine enthusiasm. I look forward to quality time with you.

A little shy at first, yet my bag is full of naughty surprises ready to delight. Lose your inhibitions as I press my soft body firmly against yours. You will be captivated by my warm welcoming nature. I give pleasure in a slow unhurried way, confident I can be the magical companion a man needs for loving fun moments worth treasuring.

I am a super sexy friendly wild cat willing to try most things. Real fun to be with, I leave you walking out with a big satisfied smile. Together we share sensual baths, full-body licking, deep body-to-body massage, warm oral, thrilling COB, skilled blow jobs, hungry kissing, satisfying COF and passionate sex.

Full service rates:

30 mins $150

45 mins $200

60 mins $250

Massage rates:

30 mins $120

45 mins $150

60 mins $180

Other services available on request.

Don’t be shy. Text me today at 0404 756 839 and claim the playful heat waiting for you.

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Body Rub Happy ending and (: prostate massage:)🎀

Really photo and detailed introduction, please make an appointment if you like it

🎀 Massage happy ending price 🎀

💰 $ 100/30min

💰 $ 170/60min

🔥STRAP ON/ PEGGING Services price 🔥

💰 $ 200 / 30min

💰 $ 350 / 60min

🎀 Full Service price 🎀

💰 $ 150/ 30min

💰$ 250 / 60 min

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Canberra CBD Based | Touring Regularly | Limited Availability

Twitter: x.com/therealivyrose

OnlyFans: onlyfans.com/missivyroseofficial

If you’re looking for reassurance that I’m the real deal, feel free to explore my socials, they’re the best way to see how genuine I am.

❌ Please don’t ask for additional photos; what you see is what you get, and that’s more than enough ❌

About Me

Hello and welcome!

I’m Ivy Rose; a warm, down-to-earth Aussie with a playful charm, a genuine love for connection, and a way of making time slow down when we’re together.

You’ll find I’m the kind of companion who makes you instantly feel comfortable. The sort who laughs easily, listens intently, and makes every moment feel effortless and natural.

5’3” of petite mischief with curves that make an impression, blonde hair, blue eyes, and kissable lips.

Sweet, a little cheeky, and always engaging.

The perfect balance of comfort and chemistry.

Whether we’re enjoying a casual drink or something a little more indulgent, I take pride in making our time together relaxed, memorable, and full of spark.

I especially adore longer dates — sharing a meal, sipping something delicious, and letting the conversation and chemistry unfold naturally. That’s where the real magic happens.

My specialty is a Genuine Girlfriend Experience that’s deeply personal, emotionally engaging, and designed to feel natural, effortless, and completely real.

Discretion and respect are especially important to me.

We both have lives beyond our time together, and I honour that completely.

Booking Details

Please read carefully before enquiring; my availability is limited and dates often book out in advance. Include as much information in your initial enquiry as possible including your town/city, how long you would like to see me for and when.

To book, text only on 0402 670 127

🚫 Calls will not be answered 🚫

Touring & Availability

I continue to offer touring appointments on a limited and selective basis. Due to the additional time and planning involved, touring bookings are prioritised for longer, unrushed appointments and are scheduled in advance. Availability is limited.

Deposits

A deposit is required to confirm all bookings. This allows me to reserve your time exclusively and plan accordingly, particularly for touring and outcall appointments.

Deposits are deducted from the total appointment fee and the remaining balance is payable on the day.

Cancellations & Changes

Deposits are non-refundable in the event of cancellation, no-show, or late changes that make the booking unworkable.

In the case of a genuine emergency, I may offer a one-time transfer of the deposit to a future date at my discretion.

If I need to cancel your appointment for any reason, your deposit will be fully refunded promptly.

Touring appointments involve advance planning and cannot be held without a confirmed deposit.

Standard GFE (please ask for inclusions)

15 min - $400

30 min - $450

45 min - $500

60 min - $550

2 hours - $1000

Overnight: please enquire as each experience is uniquely tailored.

Spicy GFE (please ask for inclusions)

15 min - $550

30 min - $600

45 min - $650

60 min - $700

2 hours - $1,300

Overnight: please enquire as each experience is uniquely tailored.

For those who enjoy a proper evening together, I offer exclusive dinner and social date experiences combining genuine connection with private time.

Standard GFE Date (4 hrs) — $1,800

Includes dinner/social time + 2 hrs private GFE

Spicy GFE Date (4 hrs) — $2,300

Includes dinner/social time + 2 hrs private Spicy GFE

Longer luxury date nights available by request.

Virtual Services

Available by request:

• Live video calls
• Sexting sessions
• Live photo & video sessions
• Custom XXX photo/video packages
• Worn items (includes photos/videos of me wearing them)

Payment

Preferred: Cash or Beemit (secure, safe, anonymous)

Also accepted: PayID and YouPay and gift cards.

Travel Fees

Travel fees apply for outcalls and are based on time and distance, not transport cost. A minimum 2-hour booking is required for longer distances. If you’re within or near the CBD, I may waive the fee at my discretion.

Important Notes

Please be respectful when contacting me. I’m a real person offering a genuine experience.

No offers of trades, goods, or substances will be entertained.

Natural sex IS NOT offered AT ALL. Such messages will result in a permanent block.

I am independent and not affiliated with any agency.

A deposit is required to secure all bookings!

Gifts & Wishlist

For those who enjoy spoiling the woman they adore, I have a curated wishlist filled with little luxuries and daily delights.

While never expected, thoughtful gifts are always appreciated and a beautiful way to show your affection.

Wislist: youpay.me/officialivyrose 

Whether you’re craving authentic intimacy, laughter over a drink, or the comfort of being with someone who truly sees you, I’d love to create something unforgettable together, especially while I’m in your city.

See you soon💋

Hi gentleman

1000% real photos, if they are fake photos, free service

I will make it Better💋

Girlfriend experience,

Out call and in call

☎️ ☎️ ☎️

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 Different time, different price,Different distances

$200🌹🌹🌹 $250🌹🌹🌹$300$/350🌹🌹🌹 OUTCALL

Full service price

🔥🔥15 minutes $100

🔥🔥30 minutes $130

🔥🔥45 minutes $ 180

🔥🔥60 minutes $ 200

Body rubbing, essential oil massage, no rush, full body relaxation, happy ending

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 Only massage prices

🔥🔥$ 80 / for 30 minutes

🔥🔥$ 130/ 60 minutes

I will stay Here a while

Also I work 💯% Independently !!!

Also ，I am a Hot Sexy Girl with open mind

There are a lot of parking spaces here.

Would you like to spend a wonderful night with me?

Naturally beautiful, my good looks match my tight slender body perfectly ,with an irresistible cheeky behind that you will instantly fall in love with.

I admit I appear very sweet and innocent, and I am, but when you get me alone behind closed doors, I can be quite naughty. The perfect meet of cute and sexy.

I love giving a perfect girlfriend experience with a dash of pornstar. Just the perfect cocktail mix for an amazing encounter .

Giving pleasure excites me just as much as receiving it, So your in for a real treat.

I really look forward to meting you and promise to leave you wanting more.

My rate for incall

I offer a genuine experience

most people return back to me !

I will make her feel very comfortable and welcome

 Phone Appointment:

SERVICE 🔥 🔥 🔥

30 minutes $100 Body Rub with Happy ending

60 minutes $130 Body Rob with happy ending ending

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 Different time, different price,Different distances

$200🌹🌹🌹 $250🌹🌹🌹 OUTCALL

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 Please arrive clean or take shower here , no private numbers and no haggling please . Thank you 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋

I would LOVE to give you pleasure!I have big soft boobs you could bury your dick into and attractive petite features xx I am playful, seductive and Horny

0435 917 980

yo, exotic and wild DD cup.I am so horny for you to come fuck me!Role play is very exciting. But I get so cold and lonely that I NEED YOU to come and touch me and set me on fire. 

xxFull service:

(Protected sex, lip kissing, licking pussy, 69, protected oral, massage, shower together, lingerie and high heels)

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(Oil is used, touching body allowed, hands relief happy ending)

please respectful gentleman only xxxx

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Longest standing establishment escort agency here in the Riverina region, we offer a wide range of girls with wide range of services.

All the girls are very well presented and love what they do, they love meeting so many wonderful people and at the same time are able to share their love and experience of pleasuring you!!

Our girls are very open, so please share your fantasies with them so they are able to service you the way you want!

Their priority is to ensure that you have a wonderful time when you are with them, they love to see your satisfaction through your eyes.

When you are completed satisfied, let them provide a nice relaxing therapeutic massage to leave you completely relaxed.

Our only request is that you have respect when meeting them, any unacceptable behavior they will leave and without any refund.

Different girls provide different types of services, text to enquire :) we have girls and ladies from all continents, Asians, Caucasian, Africans you name it we have them, also girls with all different shapes and sizes!

We keep 3 to 4 ladies at the premises on a daily basis and changed every 1 to 2 weeks, so call or message to enquire on roster!!! 

Incalls @ 4 Saxon St Wagga Wagga NSW 2650

20 Mins - $120

30 Mins - $150

45 Mins - $200

60 Mins - $250

Escorts and Outcalls (Includes Uber fee)

60 Mins - $350

(We can cater for close by towns however prices will be different depending on location)

Text to enquire on: 0426 503 568

To see all ladies available this week, please go to our website.

https://www.kittenscougars.com/

Indulge in Discretion. Discover Desire.

Step into a world where elegance meets indulgence. At Kittens & Cougars, we offer a refined, private environment designed for adults who appreciate connection, confidence, and exceptional service.

Our welcoming, professional companions are chosen for their charm, intelligence, and ability to make you feel completely at ease. Whether you’re seeking relaxation, conversation, or a moment away from the everyday, you’ll find an experience tailored to you.

Discreet and secure

Luxurious surroundings

Professional, respectful service

Open 7 days

Your time is valuable — spend it somewhere unforgettable.

Book privately. Arrive confidently. Leave satisfied.

PRICING

15 minutes - $150

30 minutes - $200

45 minutes - $250

60 minutes - $300

Please note pricing is for in house services, outcalls cost extra.

💦 Call or message me 0403866173 — let it drip 😉

Hey… I’m Yuki 😘

Sweet lips, slow smiles, and a body that knows how to make things… melt 💦🔥

I’m a seductive little distraction in Wagga Wagga who loves turning heat into desire. Time with me is all about build-up — lingering eye contact, soft touches, teasing pauses, and that slow, dripping tension you can’t ignore 😈💧

I adore making you feel wanted, indulged, and completely wrapped up in me. With me, everything slows down… gets warmer… wetter… and far more tempting 💋💦

Discreet, polished, and naturally flirtatious — I know exactly how to make you relax, lean closer, and forget all self-control 😉 Clean, respectful, drama-free… but deliciously naughty when the door closes 😈

Why you’ll keep craving Yuki:

💦 Soft, sweet energy with a naughty drip

💋 Affectionate, attentive, and very hands-on

😈 Loves teasing, edging, and building desire

💖 Playful, easy-going, and dangerously addictive

⏱ Perfect for quick relief or slow, soaking escapes

✨ Availability

• 30 & 60 minute bookings

• 🚗 Outcall available

💄💦

If you’re feeling the heat and craving something wet, warm, and unforgettable… I’m waiting 💦🔥

I’ll be gentle… until you make me naughty 😉😈

💦👉 0403866173 - don’t let the tension dry up.

I am a self-sufficient natural beauty with black hair and brown eyes who is of mixed Korea and Malaysian descent. I enjoy having sex with people, and I'll give you a blowout unlike any other.

I'm a fantastic squirter, so you can easily make me squirt. You are good at licking my pussy. Then after giving me several, you can spill your balls all over my tits or in my mouth.

I adore having sex with couples, so don't be shy. If you text me, I can spice up your marital life.

I can be either your mistress or your servile.

Enjoy my warm heart, feminine seduction, and passionate sexuality as I pamper your senses. Your body, mind, and soul will be felt, tasted, and touched by me.

I have been working privately for two years and have developed a solid reputation, both of which have contributed to my stellar reviews.

With me, you'll experience quality companionship as opposed to quantity. From those looking for sensual experiences to more robust services that arouse the masculine energy, I'll make sure I can meet all of your needs.

I highly value and respect your privacy. Everything you say me and do is kept secret and confidential by me.

You won't encounter a critical or arrogant attitude when you get in touch with me to discuss your needs; instead, you'll get just total etiquette, and I expect the same in return. I apologise, but "Hey you avail?" just isn't good enough. Remember to be courteous.

I Only Take A Few Bookings Per Day.

0489181799 Call/Text - ☎️

ONLY IN CALLS!!

Full Service/My Naughty Package:

30 minutes cost $150, 45 minutes cost $200, and one hour cost $250.

Full-service sex as usual with a condom

on me orally

multiple places

69 Oral enjoyment

Make me wildly squirm

COB: Cum on body/breasts

utilise toys

Send me a text to discuss further services if you're looking for fresh adventure or fantasy.

Please SMS me instead of picking up the phone.

0489181799 Call/Text - ☎️

I don't offer kissing, anal, or other risky or natural services.

I anticipate speaking with you and seeing you soon.

On our first meet, you will find pleasure in my radiance and youthful energy.

If you asked my closest friends, they would describe me as playful, free-thinking, and inviting. A true sybarite, I am unapologetic-ally sexy and seek an authentic life. The 'interests' tab has more about me...

Genuinely friendly, passionate, bubbly brown-eyed bombshell with natural amazing breast, perfect size and curves in all the right place! Come spoil yourself with some deliciously inappropriate fun! Guys normally say 'OMG' when they walk in. I am sure you will too.

I will treat you like a king and waiting to impress you with my large collection of hot and kinky outfits and match with sexy stockings and high heels. I am open minded and enjoy learning new things. Just ask when making booking.

l not only have a sexy body but also have a friendly sweet and charming personality that you will love to spend time with. Also I can do relax sensual massage with oil and body slides and if you wish more just let me know your desires, I will cater a service just for you. I am sure you will leave with refreshing and a big smile on your face.

Nancy 0499 909 524

Come join me,

Kisses~

Hi gentleman.

I am the pretty next door girl near you ,come to play with me. I'm your sex doll providing GFE service for you.

Feeling lonely ?text me, I will fulfill your fantasy.Call me please I promise I provide the best service l can do. 

I'm will be always smiling with lovely face and sexy hot body, shaved pussy . As well as a and pretty looking face, you will not be disappointed. I am a playful and fun girl, passionate with sex. I can be your sweetheart or your wild sexy kitten. I'm sure you will enjoy . my model body, I can do great e for you！

I don't accept hidden number phone calls. 

The services that I offer which is: --Real Girl Friend Experience --NURU body to body rub--Good relief --Mutual play--Sex in Many Positions --Strip Tease --Showering --And many more The naughty fun

Cant wait to meet you... !!

 In/Outcall both available . Just Text Me, Dont't Be Shy Boy.

0451 676 266

Sasha

Hello Gentleman,

 Ring or message me !! Visit me !!  

--Sweet Smile that just brightens your day--

 I always present myself immaculately, dress well and smell divine. Although I enjoy wearing high heels, revealing dresses and make-up, my sexiness comes from within and of good looks with confidence.

I am a fresh faced sexy girl, looking to be your whole world! My soft skin and my gorgeous body will ignite our sensual rendezvous. My sexy voice and my flirty giggle will entertain you for an hour, an evening or longer.

My fun yet worldly charm has been cultivated from my many travels and studies.

For girlfriend-experience with body slides, amazing , kissing, cuddling, shower for two, unforgettable sex, and body rub

BOOK ME NOW

0414 539 368

Thalia

horny BABE🔥🔥

It's my first time coming to town. And I'm excited to make your dreams come true. When I think of all the things I would do behind closed doors, the list is endless.

I've thought about all the things for so long, but wouldn't dare say out loud.

Like how much I love to get dirty when I think no one is watching. How I love a pair of strong hands on my body, guiding me, taking control.

incall GFE

120/20 mins

150/30min,

200 45 mins

250/60min

extra cash !!!! for THE VIP Porn Star Experience

COF,

C.I.M,

BBB J

BBB J CIM

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♡ Shiny Clean No Make Up Face ♡

♡ Easygoing♡

♡ Affectionate♡

♡ Hot shower and Clean Fresh Towels♡

♡Good location ; Easy parking♡

♡ English Conversational ♡

🤲🏻🚰we will wash our hands before and afterwards, and I've amplified my already strict hygiene practices, so fear not - now more than ever is the time to de-stress and connect xxx

♡Slim Size Model♡Cheeky♡ Happy Not Psycho ♡ Size 7 ♡

😁 ❤ FULL SERVICE *In call* ❤ 😁

♡VVIP Girlfriend Experience ♡ Full Time SERVICE No Rush ♡ 

$120 for 20 minutes

$150 for 30 minutes

$200 for 45 mintues

$250 for 60 mintues

💳💰No Cash No Worries Mate ~ Bank Transfer OK! 💸💸💸

❤ NUDE DIRTY BODY RUB *Hand Relief*❤

♡Natural Boobs Ocean Wave Oil Body rub body to body

 ♡ Hottie Full Time Body Rub service No Rush ♡

$ 120 for 30 minutes

$ 200 for 60 minutes

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My Service includes:

 * Body slide 🍦🥒

 * Tits rubbing 🐮

 * Sex in multiple positions🐒

 * Mutual play 🐣

 * Nude Body Rub💆🏼‍♂️

 * Strip tease, 👄

 * Sensual body rub,✊🏻

 * And a hot and steamy time💫

 🦄I'm good at please a man, trust me.

OUTCALL - (to your place or hotel)

outcall to surrounding areas. if further out higher prices and additional charges may likely to occur

1Hr $400 + Extra $50 Uber fees

$100 deposit to secure booking

I’m working INDEPENDENT.TEXT ME NOW 0493 738 517

Hello Gentlemen - Welcome To My Profile

My Name Is Miyabi, I am a 23 Year old. I am providing Full Service 

Japanese and have BIG Hazel Eyes!

Being A model means that i have A Tight and Toned Petite Frame and work out and train at the Gym 4 Days a Week. So you best believe that My appearance is absolutely Everything and i will look my Absolute Best for you.

About Me:

I’m the Fun, Flirty, and Super-Hot yet discrete woman of your dreams that you’ve been searching for!

Statistics:

Age: 23 Years Young

Height: 5'7

Dress size: 6 (Small)

Weight: 55kgs

Chest size: DD Natural Boobs

Eyes: Big Hazel Eyes

Hair: Long Light Brunette

Massage Service includes:

Sexy Naked body to body massage with lots of mutual touching, body slides. Kissing and intimacy, 69, mutual oral, pussy play, hand job and blow Job.

Massage PRICES with oral relief:

30 min: $120

45 min: $170

60 min: $200

My Girlfriend Experience/ Full Service Includes Sex in multiple positions, kissing, Mutual oral, sloppy Blowjob, fingering, Sensual Nude Massage, Hot Outfits, Hand Relief, Spanish, Italian and a really nice passionate time with me.

(I LOVE SEX, and trying out New positions, I love my job and enjoy pleasing my generous Clients).

PRICES FOR SEX/GFE

$150-30mins

$200-45mins

$250-60mins

$450-2 hours

OUTCALL - (to your place or hotel)

outcall to surrounding areas. if further out higher prices and additional charges may likely to occur

1Hr $400 + Extra $50 Uber fees

Contact number 0493 735 622

fuckin’ listen up, yeah?

name’s Shakira. 28. Trash with a dirty grin n’ a pussy that’s basically a heat-seeking missile 🚀

i ain’t here to hold your hand or whisper sweet nothings.

i’m here to wreck u so good u forget your own name – then kick u out with a smirk n’ a cigarette 🚬

so stop readin’ like a little bitch n’ get ready for some real nasty shit 💩 (not that kinda nasty, u pervs – i mean the good kinda wet mess)

here’s how i broke a dude last Month… 🥵

Jan. heatwave so bad even my ice cubes were cryin’.

my AC? dead as a doornail. so i call a repair guy – shows up all lanky, sweat stains under his arms like two little rivers 🌊

me? i’m just hangin’ around in a wet ass tank top (no bra – duh) n’ a thong that’s basically a fuckin’ suggestion. like three strings n’ hope.

he’s tryna check the thermostat. but i’m “accidentally” leanin’ over him, my tits practically drippin’ on his toolbox 🧰

he’s all red ears n’ shaky hands – adorable, really.

then he just… snaps.

grabs my hips, throws me on the couch like i weigh nothin’, buries his face between my legs like it’s the last meal on earth 🍽️

and holy SHIT – that man ate me out like he was starvin’ for a week. sloppy, loud, tongue all over the place. i screamed so hard my neighbor texted “u ok?” i just replied “never better ” 😂

then i climbed on top n’ rode him like a stolen dirtbike – his hands on my waist, my nails diggin’ into his chest. came twice just from that. then he flipped me over (missionary but who’s countin’) n’ we finished so sweaty the couch looked like a slip-n-slide 💦

he fixed the AC after. barely.

but who gives a fuck? i was already melted.

that’s the kinda vibe i bring, baby.

not some stiff doll. not some princess.

i’m the girl who’ll whisper dirty shit in your ear while i grind so slow u think u gonna explode 🍆💥

u want a slutty little firecracker who laughs when she chokes?

who’ll let u pull her hair n’ spank her till she giggles?

who’ll look u dead in the eye while she’s on her knees n’ say “that all u got?” 😈

yeah. that’s me.

💰 payment shit (don’t be dumb):

cash only. or PAYID – instant only 🚫 delayed or pending transfers? fuck off, i ain’t your bank.

money first, play later. no exceptions. don’t test me.

📱 don’t fuckin’ call me.

i won’t pick up. i’m either sleepin’, eatin’, or gettin’ my back blown out by some rando 😘

text me.

i’ll reply when i’m not busy makin’ another dude see god.

so here’s the deal:

u text me a dirty thought.

i decide if u deserve this wet, wild, messy little nightmare. 🖤

if not? go jerk off to porn. i don’t care.

— Shakira 🦇💋