Neutral Bay Escorts & Adult Services
Just 1.5 kilometres north of the Sydney central business district and, found in the lower north shore of Sydney is the harbourside suburb of Neutral Bay, a picturesque suburb that looks like it came straight out of a painting.
With a good commercial area with many quality shops, restaurants and cafes, as well as many parks to enjoy, it is the perfect place to spend an afternoon with the right company.
There is no better company to spend a nice day with than with the Neutral Bay escorts. Their services always surpass expectations and, with such incredible looks and personalities, it is always a joy to be able to spend time with them.
MILF.PARTY HARD.LET'S HAVE FUN TOGETHER.WILD FUN
I am 28 years old, dress size 8 and stand at 5ft6 tall.
I am a lonely housewife,I need a good fuxk.
Benefit from me,i am experienced, and we can try lots of different things.i am fun and love lots of parties.
My skin tone is tan and my figure is tone. I have naturally long black hair, dark brown eyes and a contagious smile.
My service is always high class and discrete. I travel to your home, work or hotel or I am hosting in sydney.
My photos are recent and genuine.
I am a independent escort.
Additional price information
GFE
* includes body massage, mutual oral (69), natural oral, kissing, cuddling, multiple positions and multiple shots
PSE
* includes natural oral, DFK, spanking, slapping, choking, gagging, hair pulling, anal play on you and multiple shots.
EXTRAS
COB, COF, toys, role play, dirty talk, digital service, fantasy & fetishes, doubles, couples and over-night stays.
Hourly rate will be lowered for longer/extended bookings.
Enchanting Haruko: Your Japanese Muse in Sydney
Hello, I'm Haruko Tanaka, a 22-year-old Japanese beauty. At 165cm with a captivating figure, I bring an irresistible blend of elegance and allure to every encounter. As an international student, I spend my days exploring Sydney’s hidden gems, from sultry evenings by the Harbour to intimate moments in cozy Darlinghurst lounges. My Japanese heritage infuses my charm with a touch of mystery—think soft whispers, delicate glances, and a warmth that lingers long after we part.
I’m here to offer an unforgettable experience, tailored to your desires, where every moment feels like a private escape. Whether it’s a sophisticated night out or a quiet, intimate connection, I know how to make time with me feel extraordinary. Let me share my world of sensuality and sophistication with you. Reach out to discover how we can create something unforgettable together in Sydney’s dazzling scene
INCALL :
$500/hr
$450/45mins
$350/30mins
OUTCALL :
$600/hr + travel
text me 0482 381 064
NATURAL DD PLAYFUL. CUTE PRETTY LOVES FUN
Hi Everyone.
Hope you have a good day. If you looking for genuine pretty girl who offer passionate girlfriend experience.
CALL ME. I WON'T LET YOU DOWN.I AM NOT FAKE.NOT A TIME WASTING GIRL.I LIKE TO BE FAIR.
I am Erika.fresh faced with very busty breasts and petite body. My body is wonderland which I know you will love :) I have super cute smile.
I have all natural DD Breasts with kissable nipples, I'm known to give the best reliefs and will leave you wanting more.
I give pleasure in a slow,unhurried service. You will not be disappointed. We have a great time together. l have the right amount of shyness and a teasing look that will get you breathless in a flash.
I am open-minded, friendly and a cheeky girl. So how about let's explore and play with each others bodies together Tonight? ;)ENJOY YOUR HIGH TIME.
I offer GFE, passion and affection Service , Sexy lingerie and Stocking ,Relief , touching, cuddling , oil body rub.
I am experimental and open to exploring your desires and fantasies, I love to try new things!I also have lots of costumes ,feel free to ask me to put the one you like to become your doll girl!!!!!
Outcall 450 one hour fully included.No hiding cost
❤️ ANAL ❤️ BBBJ ❤️ HOTWIFE ❤️ MILF ❤️
Hello I’m Dekota ♥️
I’m an independent escort who thrives on creating unforgettable experiences through direct, intimate connections. You’ll be chatting with me via TEXT/SMS or WHATSAPP (0480 175 541). Please text me first unless we’ve discussed calls beforehand—my phone isn’t always answered.
Check out my full portfolio of photos and videos at - https://onlyfans.com/dekotasky
✨ What to Expect
I offer a blend of passion, playfulness, and professionalism. Whether you’re seeking a sensual date or an adventurous encounter, I aim to make every moment memorable.
📅 Services & Pricing
All bookings are 1 hour minimum. This is so that we have enough time to fully explore your desires, and leave you relaxed and satisfied when you are finished. Simply pick from the following services and select a duration,
💕💕 GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE 💕💕
"Flirty & Intimate: Where Mutual Play Meets Flirtatious Moments"
Step into a world of soft, flirty energy. This service is for those who want to savour slow, mutual connection — think gentle kisses, playful oral exploration, and intimate moments that feel like a secret only we share, with just the warmth of mutual affection, wrapped in a flirty, sensual embrace.
From: 600 / 1 hour | 900 / 2 hours | 1200 / 3 hours
✔ CBJ Covered Blowjob
✔ Handjob
✔ Mutual Oral (on you and me)
✔ Mutual Play
✔ Sensual Kissing
✔ Sex in all Positions
✔ Multiple Shots
❌ No Natural Sex
🔥🔥 GIRLFRIEND PLUS EXPERIENCE 🔥🔥
Craving more than just flirty? This service adds a cheeky twist to your experience. Picture deep French kisses, natural blowjobs, and playful anal play — blended with the warmth of mutual affection. It’s flirty and fun, a perfect balance between soft intimacy and playful kink. Think of it as the sweet spot between romance and a little something extra.
From: 800 / 1 hour | 1100 / 2 hours | 1400 / 3 hours
ALL OF GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE PLUS THE BELOW
✔ Anal Play
✔ BBBJ Natural Blowjob
✔ DFK Passionate Deep French Kissing
✔ Rimming (on me)
✔ Role Play
✔ 69
❌ No Natural Sex
⭐⭐ PORN STAR EXPERIENCE (PSE) ⭐⭐
Wanting something a little more hard core. This service is for those who want something naughty and kinkier — face fucking, deep throat, anal, costumes, and toys. Escape into a fantasy where you’re the hero and I’m your willing, cheeky guide.
From: 900 / 1 hour | 1200 / 2 hours | 1500 / 3 hours
ALL OF GIRLFRIEND PLUS EXPERIENCE PLUS THE BELOW
✔ Anal
✔ CIM/CIMWS/COB
✔ Costumes
✔ Deep Throat
✔ Face Fucking Gagging & Choking on your cock
✔ Harder Sex
✔ Shower for two
✔ Spanking
✔ Toy Play Vibrators, Dildos Butt Plugs (on me)
✔ Other services available when arranged in advance
❌ No Natural Sex
🛏️ Availability
INCALLS: After 5pm on weekdays or weekends (by appointment).
OUTCALLS: To hotels/serviced apartments after 5pm on weekdays or weekends (by appointment).
Bookings are by appointment. Please allow 24-48 hours notice if possible.
📞 How to Book
TEXT/SMS / WHATSAPP ONLY: 0480 175 541
Format your message like this:
Hello Dekota, my name is (NAME), age (AGE). I saw your profile on E&B and would like to book you for (DATE) at (TIME) for (LENGTH) for (GFE/PSE). I’d like to arrange this as an (INCALL/OUTCALL) at location: (if OUTCALL, specify hotel/apartment). Please let me know if you’re available!
Prices are non-negotiable, and cash is required.
I look forward to meeting you soon!
Dekota 💋xoxo
Service for ladies only
If you are a lady who is missing the real action, your partner is getting boring, not giving your body the right attention.
Or maybe a single lady that wants the fun without any hassle that comes with it.
Are missing the excitement that you desire and the right energy? I understand that, and I am hear to help.
Let's talk. I am not the 20 years old with a cut body, I am simply a respectful older man that admires women, who knows a woman's body extremely well, that had been told by many that he should use his talent to help women out there.
You will feel like a woman again. Your senses will come to life and your body will rejuvenate.
Do not hesitate to drop a message, I am strictly straight and do not do men, so stop asking.
For any special desires or extras we can discuss for sure.
Sexy Samantha
**PLEASE regularly check my availabilities in the availability section on my profile. They constantly change so even though times may not suit the star will eventually align ❤️
Come and experience an amazing massage (legit, I give a decent massage both hard and/or sensual) from a warm-hearted, bubbly, all natural and toned 29 y.o honey blonde that enjoys catering to your every need ;p I’m down to earth, just like the girl next door. I like having banter and I’m a great conversationalist but if you don’t want to chat that’s ok with me as well. I’m Australian born and not Asian. Non-smoker.
Full nude body massage with body slides (front and back) and hand relief prices are $120 30mins, $150 45mins, $170 1hr. Light touching allowed. Im blonde, size 7, c cup bust and 5'7 in height. I do offer full service (GFE) please refer to the incalls prices or text me for complete clarification.
** I am a Certified Massage Therapist however you cannot claim serves through any health fund**
Please text or ring for further services information
*Don’t ask me “if I party” I don’t do drugs PERIOD!
*I’m independent, work privately
*do not answer private numbers
*no natural services
*cash is preferred
*overnight stays are $2000 for 8hrs and you pay via my own payment system
Party ANIMAL. HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH A NAUGHTY GIRL
I'm very bubbly and fun to be around and can easily hold an intelligent conversation.
I’m an easygoing person—flexible with my work and committed to delivering my best. When you book me, you can expect excellent service built on real experience and dedication. I guarantee you’ll be satisfied with the results. No payment is needed until we meet and confirm everything in person.
Hi Guys,If you enjoy relief please come to me as well.
Hi Guys,If you enjoy relief please come to me as well.
Instalgram:lynn2000xo.
Wechat:love0girls
MY PHOTOS ARE REAL.NO TRICK.NO DRAMA.
I offer 1st class good service, without rush as I work independently.
I managed my time well.
I hope my clients feeling happy and will come back again in future. Young and full of passion, my natural soft 32 DCup breasts, touch all over my body especially my sexy bottom.
I'm 22yo. Sexy stunning body with a perfect curve, you will addict to my innocent eyes.
Once you meet me, you'll going to want more of me.
I can hold an intellectual conversation in a restaurant and then blow your mind in the bedroom... Look froward to hearing from you, discretion is assured..
No private number
For some favourites, don't be shy and ask.
Last night Port Macquarie TS_ Alice Top Btm 7nich NEW ARRIVE WELL SPEND💋
Hi Gentlemen Thai ladyboy
- My name is Alice
I'm an Asian pre op transsexual with a gorgeous face, sexy body, 175 cm tall, smooth skin, B Cup breasts and I'm fully functional. I can do both ways, I'm very friendly and you will find me a nice person I am raising money to pay for university tuition
What are you waiting for??
It's time to try me Out and don’t forgot
to give me a call
I can do Erotic body rub as well and make you happy I'm sure you guys will be relaxed...
My Incall rate is
Massage 💆♀️ only 30min $200
Extra $100 for my cum eating cum
Top extra $100 only 🍆
outcall outdoor form $1500 🚙not included taxi uber
Video call 30 min for $150
------------------------------------
Pay cash only
Contact me : 0404405647
send text message booking
❌❌No Private Number❌❌
My rate is fixed and non-negotiable
.You will receive my warmest welcome if you respect that.
I cannot wait to connect with you.
Plus: I’m a good chatter, a deep thin
Viagra 1 pill costs $100💊
Thank you Babe
Thai Touch Massage
🌸 Authentic Thai Relaxation with Sugar & Honey 🌸
Meet our two phenomenal Thai therapists, each with her own special touch:
- 🏳️⚧️ Ailen - 23, trans ladyboy, young, warm, and full of sweet energy. Her delicate hands and instinctive intuition melt away tension leaving your craving more.
- 🍯Honey - 45, experienced, calm, and deeply soothing. Her gentle pressure undoes every knot into total release, where you need it most.
- Gigi
- Maya
- Lilly
- Anna
We offer Thai massage in a clean, welcoming environment and we go all the way to make sure your knots are thoroughly worked out. 😌💆♂️
Whether you're tense in the shoulders... or feeling pressure elsewhere, our skilled hands will bring you to a state of bliss, every. single. time. 💦😉
Book now and let Sugar or Honey rub you the right way to sweeten your day!
📍Clean private studio
🌿 Discreet & professional
✨ Satisfaction from authentic Thai touch
🍃 No judgement, just release.
💆♂️ Prices: we provide a discount for cash payments.
- 30 mins - 💵 $50 / 💳 $55
- 45 mins - 💵 $70 / 💳 $75
- 60 mins - 💵 $90 / 💳 $95
- 90 mins - 💵 $120 / 💳 $125
📞 Call or text: 0451 269 992
Genuine.Stunning Sexy Tracy enjoy party
Hi.First of all thank you for noticing me and checking out my profile. I am an independent touring escort.photos are genuine.
HAPPY TO SEND PHOTOS TO CONFIRM
I am 26 years old,I am one of the most gracious girls you could meet ... until I get into the bedroom. I am very horny and raunchy and love all services, 69, French kissing, body slide,Doggie, cob, passionate full service. Full girl friend experience,touching and cuddle,
Sex in different positions.
Give me a call baby .0424 111 249.
I also love to wear beautiful sexy underwear, I always make sure myself look amazing with my sexy French glamour wear , stockings, suspenders, and high heels.
I am a independent provider and I take care every minutes of our time, Never rush for you, I enjoy this job and assure you my best and top service.
I am a well trained masseuse and does good Therapeutic Massage services.
I can guarantee the time we share together will be both memorable and exciting!
In meeting me, you will notice I truly enjoy getting to know my lovers on a very personal and intimate level. I am free spirited, very open-minded and believe sexual pleasure is a human right. l have a large sexual appetite and have always fantasized about being a high-class escort and believe I have found my true calling.
💋 LATINA Sweet temptation 💋
Hi sweetheart! 💋
Do you want to get out of your routine for a while??
I like passionate and hot kisses💋
ID must be shown to provide service, I do not provide service to minors🚫
kiss me, touch me, hug me and suck me.
I'm Yazmin, I am small in stature, long hair, I have a pretty face, radiant, warm and soft skin with a sensuality that invites you to touch it.
A beautiful, naughty and Sexy Latina who enjoy giving and receive pleasure, I want to help you feel comfortable, have the best time ever to relieve your stress.
Do you want to live an intimate and extroverted passionate experience, tell me what you have in mind and I will fulfill your whims
My place is a private apartment where you will feel very comfortable
If you want to have a pleasant experience do not hesitate to contact me.
GFE:
Covered sex in different positions, oral on me, covered blow job, intimacy hugging touching & cuddles, passionate kissing, fingering, sexy lingerie, hand job, erotic massage.
PSE:
Covered sex in differents positions, oral on me (69 & facesitting), fingering, sexy lingerie, COB (cum on body), naughty, multiple cum shots, foot fetish.
Gentleman Only
I DO NOT send photos🚫
NO filming🚫
NOT natural sex🚫
NO negotiable prices🚫
NOT anal🚫
NOT Latinos
Any timewasters will be immediately blacklisted
I am a girl who takes great care of her personal hygiene and therefore I ask the same of my clients, Thank you
CASH ONLY - NO Bank Transfer
send me a message to reserve!
+61430496009
PLEASE INQUIRE USING THE FOLLOWING FORMAT FOR QUICK RESPONSE
Name:
Age:
Nationality:
Required service:
Time:
Place: in call
SEXY MORENA 🔥ZIRA 🇻🇪
**CASH ONLY **
PLEASE READ BEFORE TEXTING ME
HI GENTLEMEN ❤️
I'M SEXY CARIBBEAN WITH NATURAL CURVES
MY SERVICE IS 100% PASSIONATE💋
❌
NO PRIVATE NUMBER
NO NATURAL SEX
NO PARTYING
I AM NOT INDIAN ,NEPALI ,CHINESE
✅
ONLY INCALLS
CASH ONLY
✨ GFE ✨
100%REAL PHOTOS
GENTLEMEN 🔥
I'M SURE YOU WILL ENJOY MY COMPANY.
I AM FULL OF PURE PLEASURE WITH A NICE ROUND 🍑ASS FOR YOU !
**CASH ONLY**
CALL ME OR TEXT ME ON ***0435953435***
SEE YOU SOON 💋
Love xx ...
💗Sexy Party girl 🌟Good experience and skills, Special offer for long sessions🌸
Arrived today🌹 Holiday beauty
❤️❤️❤️❤️Don’t miss out .❤️❤️❤️..🌹🌹
8 Railway Parade, Burwood NSW 2134
Available now, 💰extra pay extra 💰💰
100% first time come here… ,.New face arrived ……Asian
Good experience and skills, Special offer for long sessions🌸
😘 Croydon's Sweetest Masseuse is Waiting... 💋
🔥 Looking for your new favourite place to unwind? 😉💋
📲 Call or Text: 0430 509 671
Hey handsome, I'm Mimi! 💖
Cute, playful, easy-going, and always ready to welcome you with a warm smile. 😊✨ If you're looking for a relaxing massage experience in Croydon, NSW, you've definitely found the right girl. 💧
Trained in Japan with years of experience, I love helping my guests leave their stress behind and enjoy a little well-deserved escape. From the moment you walk through my door, you'll be welcomed into a beautiful, clean, and private space where your comfort always comes first. 🌸
✨ Why visit me?
💦 Japanese-Trained Masseuse 🇯🇵
💖 Friendly, Fun & Easy to Talk To
🌺 Clean, Private & Comfortable Studio
🫶 Relaxing, Personalised Experience
😊 Genuine Smiles & Warm Hospitality
📍 48 The Strand, Croydon NSW
🕥 Available Daily: 10:30 AM – 8:00 PM
⏰ Last Booking: 7:00 PM
💰 Rates
💧 30 Minutes — $100
💧 45 Minutes — $150
💧 60 Minutes — $180
📲 Call or Text: 0430 509 671
💕 Life gets busy... so why not treat yourself? Come relax, recharge, and enjoy a little escape with me. I can't wait to meet you! 😘✨
𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗧𝗦/𝗖𝗗 𝗡𝗢𝗪 💗 AT BURWOOD 💗GFE PASSIONATE 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗬 𝗙𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗟𝗬 🍧 𝗧𝗢𝗣 - 𝗕𝗢𝗧𝗧𝗢𝗠🍧
AVAILABLE IN BURWOOD NOW
YOUNG AND FRESH ROCK-HARD ASIAN CROSSDRESSER
(ALL OF MY PICS ON ADS ARE 100% REAL FREE IF FAKE)
I CAN DO TOP AND BOTTOM
CARRY 7 INCHS IN BEAUTIFUL SHAVE
Hello Misters
Your time with me will be full of passion, seduction and extremely vibrant. I will rock your dreamworld, I get so turned on watching the guys lose themselves in a state of tranquility, seconds after their best orgasm ever.
Bookings are essential. If you think I'm the right girl for you,
PARTY FRIENDLY
HOT SESSION INCALL SERVICES
- Kissing
- Suck 69
- Hand Job
- Deep Throat
- Mutual Oral with condom
- Nipple Play
- Fucking
- Safe sex
- Bareback ( extra charge )
PRICE LISTS;
- $150 - 15 MINS
- $250 - 30 MINS
- $300 - 45 MINS
- $350 - 60 MINS
ULTIMATE SEXY BODY MASSAGE/SLIDE [ HAND JOB ]
- $200 - 30 MINS
- $250 - 60 MINS
(I will not respond to request for discounts and Private number)
Indulge; let me be the girl you choose to fulfill your desires.
1️st Class Escort💖 DD Cup💖 Killer Body& Super Horny☆*:.。.HOT.。.:* ☆
Hi guys:
💦 I am MISS LEA, 28years old With DD cup boobs killer body.
💦 Sexy,SWEET and the perfect amount of NAUGHTINESS!
💦 The body of a goddess; the personality of an angel! Your time with me will be heavenly!
💦 Clean, discreet (our time is our little secret and above all totally REAL!
💦 you will see the fun we together because we enjoy it at the same time.
💦 I'm a sexy exotic naughty companion and I enjoy the company of smart, witty, and charming men.
Services offered:
I provide an intimate Girlfriend experience including:
Girlfriend experience
Sex in multiple positions
Deep French Kissing
Shower for two
Sensual massage
Pussy play
Hand job
Oral on you
DATY- oral on me
Sexy lingerie
Deep Throat/ Gagging
My goal is to make you feel worshiped and adored like you never have before. I’ll make you feel like the King 👑
Free short-distance Uber ride because I drive alone.
For genuine bookings, no deposit is required.
PoppyRose Sensual full body massage ♡
Welcome to my ad, I'm Poppy. if you like what you read here, or a little more intrigued- call or text me: 0423 453 161
I'm offering sensual massage from a private and discreet location in South Coogee. I have a massage table that you'll be on during the booking. My service includes, coconut oil (or moisturiser, if you prefer) me being nude, you being nude, Sensual full body rub, mutual touching, body slides, teasing until you can't hold off any longer, finished with hand relief.
If you would prefer a bj instead, I'd be happy to.
Or,
If you rather we go all the way, we could have sex.
THE COST.
SENSUAL MASSAGE
1/2 HOUR. $200
45 MINS. $250
1 HOUR. $300
BJ. $50
ORAL ON ME$50
KISSING. $50
I don't do any services for under $200, I'd rather you didn't ask. Or try to negotiate the prices I have listed. Unless it's for an overnight booking, or anything over 5 hours (I prefer to discuss a price with you)
These are my prices at the moment. They are subject to potentially change in the future.
Thanks for reading, I won't disappoint. love what I do and can't wait to see you ♡
I understand my pictures are not verified, I dont understand how to do it, lol. ?
I can guarantee I'm real and the same person in my pictures.
If you call me, and there's no answer- please text, I'll be prompt as possible to respond
I always look forward to seeing you again or meeting you for the first time. I'm available most days and a few nights per/week.
YOUR FILIPINA MUSE 🔥🌸😘
Hi there! I’m Erynn Jade — new to E&B and excited to be here.
I’m feminine, affectionate companion who enjoys creating chemistry, connection, and unforgettable private moments.
Known for my warm personality, soft touch, and genuine enthusiasm, I offer an experience that feels natural, relaxed, and exciting.
I appreciate gentlemen who value kindness, good manners, and mutual respect. Let’s create an experience worth looking forward to.
Safety and respect are important to me.
✅ Condom use is a must.
✅ No raw services.
✅ No anal services.
✅ No swallowing.
A $50 deposit is required to book your schedule for incalls, outcalls must pay $100 deposit. Let's not waste each other's time!
📷 VERIFICATION THRU VIDEO CALL
Services Includes: (Both incalls and outcalls)
• Oral on you (w/ condom)
• Multiple cum and sex positions
• Kissing is offered selectively and at my discretion.
Extras + $50
—CIM
—CIB
—CIF
—BBBJ
📩 For enquiries, please SMS or Whatsapp: 0480 468 415 and send your NAME, AGE, BACKGROUND. (NO CALLS W/O SENDING THESE ⬆️)
Please do not call me at 3:00 AM in the morning, I am not an AI to be awake 24/7. I am human and I sleep too. Thanks! ☺️
🚗 Rates are exclusive of Uber for Outcalls (back & forth applies) Must be book from your account.
Fucking hot Babe available Juicy Pussy and Smooth Boobs here !
Hi sweet hearts !!
I am Monica 21years old.New to this industry
I am a fresh faced sexy girl, looking to be your whole world! My soft skin and my gorgeous body will ignite our sensual rendezvous. My sexy voice and my flirty giggle will entertain you for an hour, an evening or longer.
I'm a fun loving, energetic and friendly type of lady! I am the naughty Girl next door that you always dream about it
Spend an hour or more with me as its hot companionship and naughty teasing , I am a Girlfriend that will take all your tension away and treat you.
My passionate, sensual Girlfriend Experience IS A EXPERIENCE, you want as I give and receive attention
I am very naughty and you will love you time with me. My sexy drive is HIGH and I love giving and receiving.
I live in my own Place: clean, private, and safe. We will fully enjoy the relaxing moments together. I like to feel and enjoy with you, I'm not the one who pushes and ends quickly. Come to me! You will love the feeling of being with me not only once but also wanting more. I am sure of that. You will love me at first sight.
0423188621 MonicaMy phone :
You will always feel relax in my place
🛠️💦 I’m Shakira – That Sweaty Mess U Can’t Handle (But U Know U Wanna Try) 😜🔥
fuckin’ listen up, yeah?
name’s Shakira. 28. Trash with a dirty grin n’ a pussy that’s basically a heat-seeking missile 🚀
i ain’t here to hold your hand or whisper sweet nothings.
i’m here to wreck u so good u forget your own name – then kick u out with a smirk n’ a cigarette 🚬
so stop readin’ like a little bitch n’ get ready for some real nasty shit 💩 (not that kinda nasty, u pervs – i mean the good kinda wet mess)
here’s how i broke a dude last Month… 🥵
Jan. heatwave so bad even my ice cubes were cryin’.
my AC? dead as a doornail. so i call a repair guy – shows up all lanky, sweat stains under his arms like two little rivers 🌊
me? i’m just hangin’ around in a wet ass tank top (no bra – duh) n’ a thong that’s basically a fuckin’ suggestion. like three strings n’ hope.
he’s tryna check the thermostat. but i’m “accidentally” leanin’ over him, my tits practically drippin’ on his toolbox 🧰
he’s all red ears n’ shaky hands – adorable, really.
then he just… snaps.
grabs my hips, throws me on the couch like i weigh nothin’, buries his face between my legs like it’s the last meal on earth 🍽️
and holy SHIT – that man ate me out like he was starvin’ for a week. sloppy, loud, tongue all over the place. i screamed so hard my neighbor texted “u ok?” i just replied “never better ” 😂
then i climbed on top n’ rode him like a stolen dirtbike – his hands on my waist, my nails diggin’ into his chest. came twice just from that. then he flipped me over (missionary but who’s countin’) n’ we finished so sweaty the couch looked like a slip-n-slide 💦
he fixed the AC after. barely.
but who gives a fuck? i was already melted.
that’s the kinda vibe i bring, baby.
not some stiff doll. not some princess.
i’m the girl who’ll whisper dirty shit in your ear while i grind so slow u think u gonna explode 🍆💥
u want a slutty little firecracker who laughs when she chokes?
who’ll let u pull her hair n’ spank her till she giggles?
who’ll look u dead in the eye while she’s on her knees n’ say “that all u got?” 😈
yeah. that’s me.
💰 payment shit (don’t be dumb):
cash only. or PAYID – instant only 🚫 delayed or pending transfers? fuck off, i ain’t your bank.
money first, play later. no exceptions. don’t test me.
📱 don’t fuckin’ call me.
i won’t pick up. i’m either sleepin’, eatin’, or gettin’ my back blown out by some rando 😘
text me.
i’ll reply when i’m not busy makin’ another dude see god.
so here’s the deal:
u text me a dirty thought.
i decide if u deserve this wet, wild, messy little nightmare. 🖤
if not? go jerk off to porn. i don’t care.
— Shakira 🦇💋
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