North Ryde Female Escorts

fuckin’ listen up, yeah?

name’s Shakira. 28. Trash with a dirty grin n’ a pussy that’s basically a heat-seeking missile 🚀

i ain’t here to hold your hand or whisper sweet nothings.

i’m here to wreck u so good u forget your own name – then kick u out with a smirk n’ a cigarette 🚬

so stop readin’ like a little bitch n’ get ready for some real nasty shit 💩 (not that kinda nasty, u pervs – i mean the good kinda wet mess)

here’s how i broke a dude last Month… 🥵

Jan. heatwave so bad even my ice cubes were cryin’.

my AC? dead as a doornail. so i call a repair guy – shows up all lanky, sweat stains under his arms like two little rivers 🌊

me? i’m just hangin’ around in a wet ass tank top (no bra – duh) n’ a thong that’s basically a fuckin’ suggestion. like three strings n’ hope.

he’s tryna check the thermostat. but i’m “accidentally” leanin’ over him, my tits practically drippin’ on his toolbox 🧰

he’s all red ears n’ shaky hands – adorable, really.

then he just… snaps.

grabs my hips, throws me on the couch like i weigh nothin’, buries his face between my legs like it’s the last meal on earth 🍽️

and holy SHIT – that man ate me out like he was starvin’ for a week. sloppy, loud, tongue all over the place. i screamed so hard my neighbor texted “u ok?” i just replied “never better ” 😂

then i climbed on top n’ rode him like a stolen dirtbike – his hands on my waist, my nails diggin’ into his chest. came twice just from that. then he flipped me over (missionary but who’s countin’) n’ we finished so sweaty the couch looked like a slip-n-slide 💦

he fixed the AC after. barely.

but who gives a fuck? i was already melted.

that’s the kinda vibe i bring, baby.

not some stiff doll. not some princess.

i’m the girl who’ll whisper dirty shit in your ear while i grind so slow u think u gonna explode 🍆💥

u want a slutty little firecracker who laughs when she chokes?

who’ll let u pull her hair n’ spank her till she giggles?

who’ll look u dead in the eye while she’s on her knees n’ say “that all u got?” 😈

yeah. that’s me.

💰 payment shit (don’t be dumb):

cash only. or PAYID – instant only 🚫 delayed or pending transfers? fuck off, i ain’t your bank.

money first, play later. no exceptions. don’t test me.

📱 don’t fuckin’ call me.

i won’t pick up. i’m either sleepin’, eatin’, or gettin’ my back blown out by some rando 😘

text me.

i’ll reply when i’m not busy makin’ another dude see god.

so here’s the deal:

u text me a dirty thought.

i decide if u deserve this wet, wild, messy little nightmare. 🖤

if not? go jerk off to porn. i don’t care.

— Shakira 🦇💋

Yo. I’m Mei. 👋

45 years old. Yeah, that’s right – half a century of dirty wisdom packed into a body that still makes boys cry n’ men beg. 🍑💋

Don’t expect no fancy lady bullshit from me. I ain’t here to sip tea n’ talk feelings. I’m here to fuckin’ devour u – then kick ur sorry ass out so I can nap. 😴

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Lemme tell u somethin’ that happened 2 months ago – cuz this is the energy u get with me:

JAN heatwave from hell, my AC’s been dead for three days. Sweat’s drippin’ off my tits like a leaky faucet. This lanky repair dude shows up – armpits lookin’ like two wet raccoons. I answer the door in a soaked-ass tank top (no bra, obviously) n’ a thong that’s basically a fuckin’ dental floss challenge. 🥵

He’s tryna act professional, checkin’ the thermostat. But I’m leanin’ over him – my sweat’s literally ploppin’ onto his tool belt. He’s turnin’ red like a tomato. Finally he just SNAPS – shoves me onto the couch, rips my panties off with his teeth (yeah, the dude’s got skills). Then he gives me the messiest, wettest, loudest head of my entire damn life. I’m screamin’ so hard my neighbor texts “u ok?” – bitch I’m FANTASTIC. 🤪

After I came three times from his tongue alone, he wraps his shit up (cuz I ain’t stupid) n’ takes me missionary while the dead fan spins above us like a useless ceiling jewelry. I come two more times. He fixed the AC after. Barely. 😂

That’s the kinda wild shit u get when u call me. Not some starfish deadfish.

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I ain’t gonna pretend I’m a “graceful lady” – nah. I’m that 45yo MILF who knows exactly where ur dick wants to be before u do. 💅

I’ll ride u like a stolen Harley – bounce on that cock till u see stars n’ beg me to slow down (I won’t). Or bend u over my couch n’ make u watch yourself in the mirror while I take what I want. 🛋️💦

Wanna shove my face into the mattress n’ pound me from behind? Go ahead – but don’t cry when u can’t walk straight after.

Wanna lay back n’ let me do all the work? Fine by me – I’ll drain every drop n’ leave u twitchin’.

I love havin’ a wet face – so if u got a tongue, use it. I’ll grind on ur mouth ‘til my legs shake. 😛

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💰 Payment – don’t waste my time:

Cash 💵 or PAYID (instant only – if it says “pending” or “delayed” I’m ghostin’ ur ass. No joke.)

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📱 Hit me up by TEXT only.

I ain’t answerin’ calls while I’m busy gettin’ my back blown out by some other lucky bastard. I’ll text u back when I’m done – could be 5 mins, could be 5 hours. Deal with it. 😘

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I’m Indepent , Private. Discreet? Yeah, sure – but also loud as fuck if u do it right.

Come over or don’t. I really don’t give a shit. But if u do… bring water. U gonna need it. 💧

– Mei 🦊

The 45yo chaos u didn’t know u needed

🌹Hello Gentlemen - Welcome To My Profile 🌹

My Name Is Shina, I am a 24 Year old Japanese. I am 100% genuine and Independent. My Photos are Real and Recent, what you see is what you get. I AM 100% Japanese and have BIG Hazel Eyes!

Being A model means that i have A Tight and Toned Petite Frame and work out and train at the Gym 4 Days a Week. So you best believe that My appearance is absolutely Everything and i will look my Absolute Best for you.

Statistics:

Nationality: Japanese

Age: 24 Years Young

Height: 5'7

Dress size: 6 (Small)

Weight: 55kgs

Chest size: DD Natural Boobs

Eyes: Big Hazel Eyes

Hair: Long Light Brunette 

Massage Service includes:

Sexy Naked body to body massage with lots of mutual touching, body slides. Kissing and intimacy, 69, mutual oral, pussy play, hand job and blow Job.

🌸Massage PRICES:🌸

30 min: $120

45 min: $160

60 min: $200

My Girlfriend Experience/ Full Service Includes Sex in multiple positions, kissing, Mutual oral, sloppy Blowjob, fingering, Sensual Nude Massage, Hot Outfits, Hand Relief, Spanish, Italian and a really nice passionate time with me.

20mins: $120

30mins: $150

45mins: $200

60mins: $250

Out-call to your place1 hour GFE

starts from $400+ with a reasonable travel expense

☎️0452 149 589

Best service I have ever had from an Asian girl.  TONY

VERY SPECIAL THURSDAY OFFER

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Hi Gentlemen

I am CANDY a seductive Chinese lady.

I offer you a sexy and sensual experience that will have you begging for more.

I am eager to please you and make sure you will have a great time and see me often as a regular client.

TODAY WITH MY FRIEND APPLE I OFFER YOU

• full service
• 69
• natural sex
• oral sex
• anal sex
• DATY
• fire and ice

Please understand that all my photos are 100% REAL.

With CANDY, what you see is what you get.

We love to see you soon.

Have a wonderful day.

CANDY

What you see is what you get.

PLEASE TEXT ME NOW ON 0411 062 890

 Your love hole is so nice   DAVID

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PLEASE TEXT ME BEFORE 7pm TODAY FOR MY THURSDAY SPECIAL OFFER

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HOW MANY OTHER ADVERTS ARE…

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PEOPLE OF TAIWAN DO NOT BELIEVE IN FAKE.

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I offer

• full service
• natural sex
• oral sex
• anal sex

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Hi Gentlemen

My name is Maya.

I am a Chinese lady offering you a VERY EXCITING EXPERIENCE!

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We offer

• full service
• natural sex
• oral sex
• anal sex
• fire and ice

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 "The sex you provided was the best I have ever had." DARREN 

please text now for full details of my

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"The sex you provided was the best I have ever had." DARREN 

Hello Gentlemen

My name is TAIWAN APPLE.

I am a lady from TAIWAN offering you a VERY EXCITING EXPERIENCE!

I am eager to please you and make sure you will have a great time and see me often as a regular client. 

YOU CAN SEE THAT PHOTOS ARE REAL AND HAVE BEEN APPROVED AND VERIFIED BY ESCORTS AND BABES.

LOVE TO SEE YOU SOON

We caught up just before Xmas last year & the sex you provided was the best I have ever had. I have been very keen to do it again ever since. DARREN.

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With JESSIE, what you see is what you get.       PETER 

The best Asian girl ever 

 PLEASE TEXT NOW FOR MY NEW VIDEO.

Hi Gentlemen

I am JESSIE

I am Chinese.

I like to please you and make sure you will have a great time and see me often as a regular client.

PLEASE TEXT NOW FOR MY NEW VIDEO.

I OFFER

• covered sex
• oral sex
• anal sex
• DATY

Please understand that all my photos are 100% REAL.

With JESSIE, what you see is what you get.

Love to see you soon

What you see is what you get.

PLEASE TEXT NOW FOR MY NEW VIDEO. 

Hi gentleman

Im Maya stading at 165cm with HUGE 36E Cup BOOBS, I have a body to make you feel like the king in his own harem

In fact if you like the idea you can have your own harem because I can invite all my friends in to pamper you

Nothing will be held back it will be party time and we can spoil you so much

But if you want a quiet loving time you and I can have a seductive time together for an hour for a night or for a weekend there is no limit

I am so proud of my beautiful small body that I know that you too will love it

We will lie together for hours while we explore every part of each other

I will make you the happiest man on earth if you phone me now on

Incall available

Outcall available to all area

Stat price 450$ + Uber

Phone or text

[Why does Santa Claus have a big sack???

Because he only comes once a year!!!

LOL... Don't be Santa baby ;)

Im super easy going, funny to be around, and I love to get naked .  

I am single and also a girl with a strong natural passion, so I think I am very lucky that I can combine my desire and curiosity with a way to support my daily life. Jolie 0403867398

I heard a lot about the "size" many Sydney guys will "provide" and also have been told that many are able to play the game of love very long and very good. Honestly I am looking forward to make that experience as fast as possible, especially the bigger size sounds pretty hot to me. Hope you totally can fill me out ;-)

Please Text me on Jolie 0after reading my prices to secure a booking ASAP. Be quick, or you'll miss out ;) 0434799102

When we meet, I will greet you with an intense gaze and a compassionate embrace, a crucible which will hold the fires of our passion until they overflow into rapture, bliss, and ecstasy. My receptive and empathetic presence will allow you to explore your fantasies, desires, and the self you conceal from the world. With me, there are no rules; as we submit to our chemistry and connection, our unique experience will blossom and flow. 

Contact me soon so you can witness the passion within me.

Kiss kiss Jolie 4347991020

RATES

INCALLS 

Half hour - $150

1 hour - $250

OUTCALLS from 500 an hr depends on travel fare

Jolie 4347991020

hey dumbass. yeah YOU wit the shaky hands. 👇

I’m 43. forty-fuckin’-three. that ain’t “old” – that’s DIRT ROAD VINTAGE 🚜💨

my pussy’s been eatin’ dicks since before u knew what a boner was. still drools like a broken faucet every time I see a nice thick cock. 💧🍆

u think some 22yo tiktok baby knows how to take it RAW? HA. they still cry when u slap their ass too hard. fuckin’ adorable. 😂

me? I been swallowin’ n gettin’ split open since u were wankin’ to pokemon cards, kid. 👅💦

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lemme tell u a lil story – shit that happened LITERALLY YESTERDAY. 👇

so this cute delivery dude from the thai spot – the one who always writes “😘” on the receipt – finally brings my food up himself after I “accidentally” buzz him in naked. 😏

I open the door wearin’ nothin but oversize t-shirt. he drops the pad thai. I drop to my knees right there on the dirty carpet.

sucked him so nasty his legs buckled – him leanin’ against my doorframe whisperin’ “holy shit holy shit” like a little bitch. then I bent over my own couch armrest n let him drill my ass RAW while he kept apologizin’ for bein’ too quick. he wasn’t. motherfucker lasted 5 minutes. I gave him a five-star review wit a xx pic. 🍑💥

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SO HERE’S HOW THE MESSY SHIT GOES – NO RULES, JUST MY MOOD:

👉 u wanna shove that thing down my throat till I puke a lil n slobber all over your balls? hell yes. I’ll deepthroat u like a fuckin' snake eatin’ a rat. 🤢🍆💦

👉 u wanna eat my old wet cunt from the back till I scream so loud my cat hides? bring a towel, bitch – I flood like a busted pipe. 🌊👅💧

👉 u wanna 69 till we both forget what year it is? get down here n let me sit on your face while I choke on your dick. perfect fuckin’ chaos. 😜🔄

👉 u wanna fuck me NAT – NO RUBBER – RAW AS A STREET FIGHT?? yeah u do. my pussy’s been around long enough – no pills needed. just dump that load deep inside every hole I got. yes, that includes my ass, dumbass. 🍑💦

👉 u wanna cum on my tits? my face? my saggy grandma belly? go ahead, Picasso. paint me like one of ur dirty dreams. 🎨💦

👉 u wanna bring a friend? double the cock, double the fun. just don’t expect me to remember either of ur names by the time I kick u out. 🤷🏻‍♀️👬

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lemme paint u a dirty picture, since ur brain’s tiny:

u knock. door swings open. I don’t say hi. I grab ur belt n yank u inside like ur a fuckin’ donkey. 🚪🫏

u’re on my bed before u can blink. pants gone. I’m already suckin’ ur dick like it’s my last meal n I’m on death row. 💀👅

then I flip over – ass up, face down – n tell u to eat my cunt like a starvin’ dog. u don’t stop till my legs shake n I call u daddy. 🐶🍑

then I ride u. my old tits slappin’ ur chin. u hold on or u fly off – I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🏍️💥

I’ll whisper nasty shit in ur ear. call u a good boy. call u a filthy pig. whatever makes u blow that load all over my wrinkled hands. 🫦💦

u wanna finish on my lips? my laugh lines? my gray hair? be my guest. I’ll lick myself clean just to watch ur stupid face. 😛

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💬 ONE MORE THING – I AIN’T UR MOMMY OR UR THERAPIST.

I’m here to get fucked raw, then kick ur ass out so I can nap in my own wet spot. 😴

so DON’T FUCKIN’ CALL ME. I won’t pick up. probably got some other dude’s dick in my mouth or buried in my ass. 📵👄🍆

TEXT ME. like a civilized little pervert. ✉️

I’ll hit u back when I’m done ruinin’ the guy before u. maybe ur next. maybe u’ll jerk off alone tonight like a loser. 🤷🏻‍♀️😘

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💰 PAYMENT SHIT – LISTEN UP CUZ I AIN’T UR BANK:

CASH 💵 – fold it nice n leave it on the table like a good little slut-boy.

PAYID – INSTANT ONLY ⚡

if that shit says “pending” or “delayed” or “lemme check my wallet” – I don’t give a flyin’ fuck. 🚫⏳

it gets ignored. deleted. laughed at while I finger myself.

I ain’t got time for ur broke-ass games. my cunt ain’t a fuckin’ layaway plan. 💀

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Indah

43 years of dirty. still the nastiest MILF u’ll ever forget – if ur lucky enough to get in. 😈👵💦

Hello guys, Horny Busty Girl NEWLY Arrived now for 1 WEEK Only~

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I am one playful and captivating escort that has the perfect personality and attributes to make your time with me one of the most exhilarating experiences in your life!

Hosting & Working myself to please you with my size 7 body with impressive F cup breast, toned long legs and soft silky skin are certainly going to impress you and heighten your desire to boiling point.

Here is my booking number - 0478 504 070

My beauty is that of a supermodel and you can be certain that when you are with me that will turn the heads of everyone around us make you feel like a powerful and successful man.

Extra Available! Ask me for detail~

*** Full Service ***⭐

$150 for 30 mins

$250 for 60 mins

Extra Available, Ask for detail~

Outcall to visit you is from $450/60mins

Call or text me to book in now --- 0478 504 070

Hello Babe and gentlemen, text me to make a booking,

Are you ready to get wild and dirty with me? I can be your wild and sexy companion for a night.

I'm a naughty lady who loves to play even harder. If you're looking for a good time, I'm your girl! I'm always up for some hot and steamy action .

Let's explore our deepest desires together and create unforgettable memories. Don't be shy, let's get to know each other intimately and have some fun!

My services list:

kissing

Sensual tickling and cuddling

Erotic nude body rub & body slide with aromatherapy oils

Double handed hand-job

cob

Prostate play

Foot fetish & worship

Genuine lesbian licking, sucking & fucking

Dress-ups

Hello darling, ❤️

I offer no rush service and always in a good mood to satify you. I have great experiences and make you feel comfortable with me. Come see me now baby, let me show you how naughty I am with you inbed.❤️

A wonderful feeling you won't forget and ask for more and more. Don't be shy to ask for your wishes cause I will make that come true. Looking forward for meet you come to me now.❤️

Here’s my GFE Service List

The Girlfriend Experience

Multiple rounds of passionate and intimate sex

Gorgeous and erotic bedroom eyes

Passion and lust

Variety of positions and places for sex

Sensual body massage and body slide

Beautiful classic designer lingerie, suspenders and stockings

Pussy worship, dedicated pussy play

Outfit requests - please suggest your favourite dress up

69 oral pleasure

Make me orgasm intensely

Ball sucking licking and teasing

Girlfriend affection and conversation

Snuggles and cuddles post-sex

Solo masturbation shows

Erotic relaxing massage with aromatic oils (sensual or firm)

Striptease and lap dance

Cum on body/breasts (COB)

Dirty bedroom talk and moans of pleasure

Hi, Gentleman.

My name is Gina, an elegant and optimistic Italian chic with a friendly personality and a sexy accent.

I provide discreet companionship for gentlemen who appreciate the finer things in life. I offer a variety of dates : I can be your perfect companion

I wear not only beautiful and sexy designer lingerie but also a genuine smile, being friendly, caring and easy-going.

Gina 0435 437 312

Cash only

INcall rate please sms me for details

150 20mins

200 30mins

300 an hr

outcall from 500an hr

Extra service （inquire in person）

Love Gina xx

👄👄

Gina 0435 437 312

Hi guys

I am Sophia, a sophisticated independent PRIVATE Escort for men. I am of asian background. I have a beautiful face with nice full lips, Brunette with long hair & big bedroom Brown eyes， delicious natural D Breasts and very passionate. Sophia 0489218826

I prepare on various levels before you arrive, wearing something that I have chosen knowing very well it will give you ultimate visual arousal on first sight. 

With me Its not about how old or young you are, what your body is like. Its about the connectivity found when two people meet, lock eyes and focus on nothing but instinct, guards come down and what follows is raw, real and anything but planned. 

Its fact, I love what I do and it shows. 

I am naughty, meets nice. The good girl with a bad girl streak. 

I’m very open minded there is nothing that shocks me. A lover of pleasure & not pain. I Love to please & be pleased!

Can’t wait to see what pleasure & naughtiness we can get up too.

Look forward to hearing from you soon.

Sophia 0489218826

Incall and outcall available please TEXT me for Price

I will serve you well^^

 incall 150/30mins 250/hr

outcall also available, From $450 an hr sure you have to pay me taxi ~hahaha Sophia 0489218826

l 😋🐣Available NOW 23yo Kitty 36DD boobs 💦💦💦TEEN Dirty FUN🌭🍔

I'm a flawless exotic beauty here to treat you like a king and fulfill your every fantasy.

I Promise I am very young, sexy, good sex

Let me make your heart race, your palms sweat, admire you and of course... seduce you.

🌺🌸💐🌷🌹 To get turned back on call or text 🍄

♡ Shiny Clean No Make Up Face ♡

♡ Easygoing♡

♡ Affectionate♡

♡ Hot shower and Clean Fresh Towels♡

♡Good location ; Easy parking♡

♡ English Conversational ♡

🤲🏻🚰we will wash our hands before and afterwards, and I've amplified my already strict hygiene practices, so fear not - now more than ever is the time to de-stress and connect xxx

I Haven't travelled oversea in the last 12 months , I haven't been oversea recently,i have not left Australia in last 12 months♡ OK!

♡Slim Size Model♡Cheeky♡ Happy Not Psycho ♡ Size 7 ♡

😁 ❤ FULL SERVICE *In call* ❤ 😁

♡VVIP Girlfriend Experience ♡ Full Time SERVICE No Rush ♡ 

$120 for 20 minutes

$150 for 30 minutes

$200 for 45 mintues

$250 for 60 mintues

💳💰No Cash No Worries Mate ~ Bank Transfer OK! 💸💸💸

❤ NUDE DIRTY BODY RUB *Hand Relief*❤

♡Natural Boobs Ocean Wave Oil Body rub body to body

 ♡ Hottie Full Time Body Rub service No Rush ♡

$ 120 for 30 minutes

$ 200 for 60 minutes

💳💰No Cash No Worries Mate ~ Bank Transfer OK! 💸💸💸

My Service includes:

 * Body slide 🍦🥒

 * Tits rubbing 🐮

 * Sex in multiple positions🐒

 * Mutual play 🐣

 * Nude Body Rub💆🏼‍♂️

 * Strip tease, 👄

 * Sensual body rub,✊🏻

 * And a hot and steamy time💫

 🦄I'm good at please a man, trust me.

OUTCALL - (to your place or hotel)

outcall to surrounding areas. if further out higher prices and additional charges may likely to occur

1Hr $400 + Extra $50 Uber fees

$100 deposit to secure booking

call me 0452149611