Punchbowl Female Escorts
ELEGANT 🥂ALLURING 🔥DISCREET 💋
* for discretion please contact me via text only
A refined companion for those who appreciate sophistication, warmth, and genuine connection.
I’m a tall, curvy woman with a confident presence and a naturally engaging, bubbly personality. Open‑minded and non‑judgmental, I create an atmosphere where you can relax, unwind, and enjoy an experience tailored entirely to you. I take pride in offering encounters that feel indulgent, intimate, and deeply personalized.
Whether you’re seeking a sensual, romantic connection or a more adventurous, immersive experience, I curate each booking with care, attention, and a focus on chemistry.
I’m also comfortable with tasteful fantasy, light role‑play, and bespoke requests for those who enjoy adding a creative touch to their time with me.
Including but not limited to foot fetish
I’m bisexual and genuinely enjoy meeting respectful women and couples who value authenticity, playfulness, and mutual enjoyment.
My photos are genuine and verified, and I’m of European background.
I offer appointments in a private, elegant apartment in Peakhurst with outcalls to nearby suburbs available upon request.
Bookings in the cbd require notice but can be catered for.
For discretion, please contact me via text only.
All bookings are by appointment.
European Baddie 🙈🤤
Hi, I’m Zaza confident 26 year-old European beauty with a playful personality, a warm smile, and a naturally flirty energy. I love good conversation, genuine chemistry, and creating an experience that feels relaxed, exciting, and unforgettable. I’m affectionate, feminine, and enjoy making people feel comfortable from the moment we meet.
I take pride in my appearance and carry myself with confidence, but what really sets me apart is my fun, down-to-earth nature. Whether you’re looking for a charming companion, a little excitement, or someone who knows how to keep the spark alive, I bring a mix of sweetness, confidence, and irresistible charm.
If you’re after a beautiful woman who loves to laugh, connect, and leave you wanting more, I think we’ll get along perfectly. 💋✨
How to Book ❤️
Send me:
• Your name & age
• Preferred date, service, time & duration
• Incall or Outcall (suburb if outcall)
Payment Options:
✅ Cash
✅ PayID or Bank Transfer Osko
✅ ATM deposit (cleared pre-booking)
🚫 No unpaid extensions
PAYMENT MUST LAND UPFRONT
ANAL QUEEN.NO.1.SUCKING. TOKYO CAT.I NEED A GOOD FUCK
💎100% Turned on 💎 XXX Porn Star Experience 👄
I am most told: “you are stunning, so much better than your photos”
”you are a very horny woman that was amazing”
”My god you have the nicest ass”
Anal avail +Natural avail. Pls inquire about extras.when you make a booking. booking need to be confirmed with extra service.
******World Class 👄👄WECHAT:sydmm2022.
**** Amazing ass that loves your attention. May cause user premature ejaculation when handled incorrectly, (Please read user manual located in my pussy prior to use)
******GUARANTEED to Satisfy *******
- Killer curves s and pert DD’s you will love
- Natural full lips
- Possibly the best ass in town
- I’m your girl next door yet a complete porn addict and sex fiend.
- I’m 23…… really
- I take care of my body and my photos are 100% me. Im told I’m sexy as hell.💎❤️
- love high energy naughty PORN STAR Sex you won’t forget me❤️❤️❤️
- I’m lots of fun but also thrive on intelligent conversation and have the knowledge and wisdom to converse on a multitude of topics easily.
Please TEXT me with your preferred time, duration of booking and your desires and wants so we can plan our time together.
💎Private Apartment with discreet entry and visitors parking
💎 All bookings confirmed via text
💎 I am always immaculate so I expect only hygienic gentlemen.
💎 Available all hours and party friendly
Best described as :
Insatiably sexy, beautiful smile, kissable lips, intelligent, genuine, gorgeous, DTE, fashionable, skin like butter, dangerously hot, classy, slim body and killer hips attitude.
Bbbj GFE special price 70 15 min good service for you
Hello baby my name is Cindy. From Malaysia.
I host in a private residence, which is spotlessly clean.
Full bathroom amenities, nice clean towels :)
I offer full service ...
Happy to see older and younger men...
GFE is a specialty but I’m also down for a good hard f.... :)
Most seem to enjoy my company... I can carry a conversation as well as I can suck your .... :)
I also include BBBJ at my service, you can say all inclusive :)
Message me and come over xx
I know exactly what you want and call me now.
My pictures are 100% genuine and I have no more photos.
My service including:
- Girl friend experience
- Natural oral
- Kissing cuddle
- CIM
- Full nude body massage
- Full service
Overnight available please feel free to ask
NO ANAL SERVICE PLEASE DON’T ASK
Call or SMS NOW 0478 886 840
Hi, I’m Ahamasaki – New sweet japanese just arrived au!
I’m a Japanese girl currently based in Burwood, Sydney, here to bring a touch of warmth, softness and sensuality into your day.
I stand at 162cm, with a naturally slim figure and a natural D cup – soft to the touch and real in every way. I’m gentle, sweet, and love to take my time to connect. Whether you're looking for someone to relax with, enjoy real GFE moments, or simply escape into something more personal and warm — I’m here for you.
I speak fluent Japanese and conversational English, and I always make sure our time feels unhurried, genuine and memorable.
If you're around Burwood or nearby and looking for something special, I’d love to meet you.
Let’s enjoy something real, just the two of us.
Message me to book or ask anything – I’m easy to talk to.
Incall:
$300/30mins
$450/45mins
$500/60mins
Outcall:
$600/60mins + travel
Text me 0432 550 824
Japanese Emily💋💋 Uni STUDENT💋💋SLIM BODY
💋Hi I am Emily!💋
I am a cute Japanese girl.
I have smooth skin and a sizzling figure, embodying the perfect mature woman style. You will enjoy my long legs, and captivating waistline, making me irresistible in any role I play.
I am beautiful, blending a captivating charm with a spicy girl-next-door style.
While staying with me. You will receive an authentic Japanese service. I am sweet in bed and patient with customers. No rush service. You will feel like in heaven!
My price:
💋Incall:
$300/30min
$450/45min
$500/60min
💋Outcall:
$600/60min +Uber cost
Text 0413651729 to book with me!
💦 Minako – The Curvy Chinese Beauty | The Squirting Queen | Friendly GFE | Signature Dragon Experience 💦
💦 MINAKO – THE SQUIRTING QUEEN 💦
❤️ Curvy Chinese Beauty ❤️ Real Photos & Videos ❤️ Friendly GFE ❤️
Hi handsome ❤️
Thank you for taking the time to visit my profile.
I'm Minako, a beautiful Chinese lady with a curvy, feminine figure, soft smooth skin, and a naturally playful personality. I believe the best experiences happen when there is genuine chemistry, laughter, and a relaxed atmosphere.
If you're tired of rushed appointments or fake photos, I'd love to welcome you to my clean and private apartment in Lidcombe. I enjoy making every guest feel comfortable, appreciated, and completely at ease from the moment we meet.
One of my signature qualities is my naturally sensitive body. When the chemistry is right, I become very excited and passionate, creating an unforgettable experience that many returning gentlemen tell me is one of the highlights of their visits.
❤️ What You Can Expect
• Passionate Girlfriend Experience (GFE)
• Deep French Kissing
• Shower Together
• Oil Massage
• Sensual Full Body Attention
• BBBJ
• 69
• CIM
• Rimming
• And much more
Everything is provided with warmth, enthusiasm, and genuine attention, so you can relax, enjoy the moment, and leave feeling refreshed and satisfied.
💦 Why Choose Me
• 100% Real Photos & Videos
• Friendly & Easy to Talk To
• Curvy Chinese Beauty
• Soft, Smooth Skin
• Excellent Hygiene
• Private & Comfortable Apartment
• Genuine Companion Experience
• Respectful & Discreet
• Relaxed, No-Rush Atmosphere
✨ Rates
15 mins — $150
30 mins — $200
45 mins — $250
60 mins — $300
✨ Signature Experience
🐉 Premium Dragon Experience
💦 Signature Multi-Squirt Experience
❤️ Passionate GFE
🔥 Fire & Ice Sensation
✨ Sensual Body Exploration
60 Minutes — $400
🏠 Private Apartment Available
📍 Lidcombe NSW 2141
(Next to Sydney Olympic Park)
🚗Parking is convenient.
🚗 Outcall Service
1 Hour — $600
Travel expenses apply.
A $150 deposit is required for all outcall bookings.
🎉 Party Companion — Additional $100
❤️ Available For
• Private Appointments
• Dinner Dates
• Social Companion
• Party Companion
• Extended Bookings
❌ No Anal
❌ Safe Services Only
💳 Cash & PayID Accepted
📱 SMS Preferred for Fast Response
☎️0404487182
Thank you again for visiting my profile. If you're looking for a beautiful, friendly, and genuine Chinese companion who values comfort, chemistry, and memorable experiences, I'd love to hear from you.
I look forward to meeting you soon.
❤️ Minako
The Squirting Queen
Private Apartment • Lidcombe NS
young and cute Cambodian girl. i need a good fuck
Welcome gentlemen.
First of all I need mention photos are mine. no drama. no issues. You get what you choose.
I have more photos on my instagram/sweetcandy. you can add it.
or you can ask me to send you a face photo through the phone.
But pls stop asking me keep sending-i am not a charity or free service.
I am a very cheeky girl loves dancing.i love Tease the men.
I'm 22yo.little cute Cambodian girl.
I personally love my job. love meet new people. it has built myself a lot confidence in life.
Service list
-body stress relief,
-Sensual teasing; 69.bbbj.
-kissing.cuddling and touching;
-happy ending.
-sex in different positions
-Good body rub.multiple cums.
Outcall 500 one hour fully included.No hiding cost
I guarantee to please you.
I only provide safe sex
With this much experience I feel my future husband is very lucky.
I love do please men, love to try different ways to please a men.
Make sure he want to see me again.
The only complaint from my regular is 'Candy why you can't come back tonight'
I am a very busy person.i always keep my customer happy.more rebook then new bookings.
I am very easy going and have a genuine desire to make our time together comfortable and relaxed.
If you like to know more about me and want to have a good laugh.
pls don't hesitate to contact me.
Awesome service.SEXY Baby waiting for you
I have beautiful silky skin and charming attractive eyes. I am full of fun and very crazy funny and naughty.
I'm Julie, a cute, attractive brunette who enjoys having fun.
elegant, humorous, enjoyable, and receptive. I take pleasure in my work and have a mischievous sense of humour.
Please feel free to enquire about anything you would like to do. I provide an unhurried, luxurious GFE and can accommodate most wishes. Certain extras come with an extra cost.
Kindly mention your name, preferred time of meeting, desired duration of booking, and any specific demands in your message.
Time wasters will be barred and private numbers will not be returned.
I would like it if you could take a shower before I get there.So i can come to give you the best licking experience ever and good suck i garrentee.
Only outcalls to the inner suburbs and the CBD; no anal sex only
I'm looking forward to our next lavishly enjoyable, sensual time together.
Pls text me if you want more face photos. I'm keen.
I provide Gfe and Pse.
GFE is more slow and passionate is not rushed.
PSE is more wild and rough sex and adverture.
I'm available in short notice too. pls text me for more inquiry.
BBW, CUTE, SEXY AND FUN!🍑 ITS TIA BABES!💕
Your favourite BBW here to serve and please!🍑😘
My name’s Tia, I love nothing more than getting YOU off. I know how to Tease and please. Jiggles and bounce! Juicy natural curves. Soft smooth skin like butter honey!
I’m sweet, sensual and seductive🍑
I love men, I love women. I love it all. I’m a great chatter! We can discuss all the topics of life or make you forget about them all. Anything you want baby just let Tia here know🩵
I love doggy and direction. Let me bring your fantasies to life!✨
And to all the women out there, let me munch till you can't take it no more!💦
📲Online content, sexting, Video calls, dick ratings and more also available!
Please ONLY send text enquiries! NO CALLS.📵
DEPOSIT IS REQUIRED TO BOOK! 💸
This is NOT NEGOTIABLE.⛔️
MEN - YOU MUST HAVE A CONDEM! NO CONDEM NO GO!🚫
💵CASH OR PAYID!!!💵
** IF YOU WISH FOR AN EXTENDED TIME WHEN BOOKING IS DONE THAT'S $150 EXTRA**
**IF YOU WISH FOR AN OUTCALL YOU MUST PAY FOR MY UBER THERE AND BACK!!**
💜PLEASE send all these details in your first message!💜
-name/age
-location
-booking time and date
-length of booking
-outcall
-extra requests
Sexting -
•$50/10 MINS(paid via PAYID ONLY)
This includes: Dirty talk sexting
Video Calls -
$50/10 MINS (vis PAYID ONLY)
Rate Your 🍆🍆- $50
- Honest Dick Review
- Small Penis Humiliation (SPH) review
Pics - $50 for 3 images
Shower video - $100
Ass video - $100
TOS:⚠️🔞
1. Deposits are non refundable when you cancel with less then 48 hrs notice, with notice they are transferable for another day only. 📆
2.No natural sex, no anal, no biting.⛔️
3. I reserve the right to cancel a booking at any time if I feel unsafe or you present red flags! 🚩
4. no refunds for early finishing, no refunds if you come with std and fail health checks in anyway. 🚫
5. You agree to these terms when you book and pay the deposit✅
LET'S HAVE FUN.LOVE PARTY PASSIONATE WILD FUN
Attention: .
ALL my photos are recently taken.no trick.no drama.
I am a part time escort and one of the most gracious girls you could meet ... my other job I am a sexy teacher teaching pilates.As you can see from my photos,I have a very good body shape.
I love meeting people from different walks of life. I value those who have a respectful attitude and professional manners.
I’ve been told all the time that I make my clients feel like they know me for a very long time and they feel very comfortable to be with me, I’m the kind of person that you can open up to me for any fantasies or dreams you can possibly imagine with your dream girl.
I’m a great listener, you can talk to me like a friend about anything, I like to get to know my clients fantasies to give them 100 percent unforgettable experience of their life. Seeing me is like a once in a lifetime. I give 110% to everything I do.
I only provide my services to those who are after a good quality time with a classy girl. Lunch, dinner dates, and extended bookings are my speciality. Couples - those who’ve met and spent time with me have always invited me back for a second, third and fourth booking. I look forward to spending time with you.
PARTY GIRL.NEW ARRIVE.MONEY WELL SPEND
Hi This is Prada here, I am a PARTY/ SEXY NAUGHTY/ and PRETTY GIRL 💃I am good at SUCKING.WILL DEFINITELY MAKE YOU A GREAT DAY..
Want to see my sexy body and natural big boobs? And have fun make a lot of happiness with me?
MY SERVICE IS VERY PASSIONATE.GIVE YOU THE BEST GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE.I PROMISE WON'T LET YOU DOWN.
ALWAYS MAKE YOU A HAPPY MEN AFTER WE MEET.
Just send an SMS to me ASAP! I want to make you horny and cum!
I provide full services and extra services including:
BBBJ, DFK, CIM and so on......
OUTCALL available 💰😘
call or SMS
It is my passion to provide ultimate pleasure to you.
All you need to do is only lie down, surrender and leave the rest to me
I will lead you on an unforgettable journey
release your stress, Don't waste your time, I am the one 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃 you are
looking for the PARTY and NAUGHTY GIRL.
We love 3SOME.4SOME.GROUP. PARTY FUN
Hi.boys.
my name is Winnie 21 years old.from thailand.
currently I‘m in australian doing my degree in the university.
I'm a easygoing girl loves party so much. in the past before covid,i am a night owl love going out a lot. during the lock down,i felt so bored and started my new escort job.
It's so fun to be an escort,i learnd all differnt things on my body. i know how i use them for. i use my magic tongue to lik balls and use my soft hand to touch you and my private part and all sort of things.
pls book me,i'll show you all the tricks i've learnt.we can try together.
I would like all my clients to know I will be leaving the industry for a few months to travel around.
so if you’d like to see me, now is the time.xx I am 5’5, size 6-8, fair soft skin and have naturally long silky hair.
I provide a sensual and mind blowing service you’ll never forget.I'm young,and good learner.
I offer a passionate GFE experience and can provide PSE on request for extra.
I am here to please your every desire. I thoroughly enjoy my job and providing pleasure to my clients. I am a big believer in quality over quantity. .
Party bookings are welcome 💕
I am completely independent girl. I'm waiting for you.
PRICE FOR SINGLE ONLY.
I DO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND CAN WORK TOGETHER AS WELL.
PLS ASK ME FOR HER PHOTOS IF YOU NEED. SHE IS NOT ON ADDS.
SHE IS VERY DISCREET
❤️Our Full Girl Friends Experience Services ❤️
Outcall 500 one hour fully included.No hiding cost
Your Little Asian Dream Girlfriend Joyce is here
I’m Joyce, the 162cm pocket-sized girlfriend you’ve always wanted to come home to.
The moment I walk through your hotel door in my tiny sundress and sneakers, I’ll look up at you with these big sparkly eyes, bite my lip and whisper “I missed you all day…” like we’ve been together forever.
I’m naturally tiny (only 44kg), so you can pick me up, spin me around, pin me against the wall or carry me to bed without trying. My waist is so small your hands overlap when you hold me, but my soft, heavy, completely real D-cup breasts spill perfectly into your palms and bounce like they’re begging to be played with.
Everything is passionate, everything is bare, everything is multiple times because I never get enough of you.
GFE full service :
Incall
500/HR
450/45MINS
350/30MINS
Outcall
600/HR + travel deposit
Send msg to me for services and extras <3
Body2 body massage 💦💦 sexy ass Available for you here
Hi Guys! I’m Lisa, I’m 27 years old. I’m working in Campsie
Are you looking for an intimate and sensual massage that will ease your tension and have you happy and relaxed?
I am friendly and cheeky lady will make sure your time spent with me will be something you won’t forget.
I do erotic massage. you will enjoy a tearing and relaxing full body oil Massage giving you.a wonderful boost when you need to escape from the everyday life. you won’t feel rushed or pressured, let me know if y ou have any specific requests, I love it when our mutual experience is exchanged with a sensual connection.
(Please let me know what extra services you want I will try to do the best for you if I can)
I provide an Excellent Service in my Private Room
Massage service with b2b
30 mins $100
45 mins $150
1hr $180
Looking forward to seeing you soon darling 😘❤
Ready to play then please call
call me : 0432848923
text : 0432848923
New Management💦💦New Hot Sexy Girls Avail
Hey guys~💋💋💋
Address: 573 Canterbury Road
Campsie NSW
Please text/call to make a booking in advance to avoid disappointment!!!👩❤️👩
😙😙0426087886😙😙
2-3 girls a day, new Asian girls every week, welcome to inquire
Massage services👅
30 min $100
45 min $130
60 min $150
Open time :
Mon to Sunday 10:00AM--9:00AM
Guaranteed best experience ever!!!👅
0426087886Please call/text for bookings xx
No private numbers and no time wasters please. Looking forward to see you soon! xx👄👄👄
Mature Sensual Kirsty
Hi I’m a curvy size 12-14 very busty Ecup bust long dark hair…
I offer deep passionate kissing lots of sensual fun…
Mature Malaysia girl in Sydney
My name is Sasa .from Malaysia ,i am 38 yro .I am lonely at home and would like to meet with mature gentlemen for some fun time. I provide un-rush and passionate full service. You will have all my attention during our time and your satisfaction is guaranteed.
Pls do not wait SMS me now
SMS only please as I may not always be able to take you call.
My service including:
Girl friend experience
Natural oral
Full nude body massage
Full service
Golden shower (+$50)
Incall rate
$100 for 30mins
$170 for 60mins
NO ANAL SERVICE, PLEASE DO NOT ASK
No private number. No time to waste.
I am working seven days a week
From 8am - 9pm
Come play with me soon.if you love mature women. Look no further. I am a lioness in the bedroom...
Pls send me SMS now
Love Sasa
🐱💦 30, WET & STILL A LIL' FREAK – MILA WANTS YOUR SHAKY HANDS & A HARD DICK 🐱💦
Hey. Yeah you. The one scrollin' with one hand. 😏
Listen up 'cause I'm only sayin' this once – n' I don't got time for slow motherfuckers.
I'm Mila. 30 years old. Just that perfect messy-in-the-head-but-sweet-as-hell kinda woman who knows exactly how to make a guy twitch. My tits sit right, my hips got that lil' jiggle, n' my pussy? Fuck. She's warm like fresh coffee n' wetter than a spilled drink on a hot night. 💦
Here's the deal – no fake princess shit. I ain't gonna giggle n' ask about your day.
I spent my whole twenties gettin' disappointed by dudes who thought “foreplay” means pokin' me with their limp dick for 2 seconds. My ex? Soft. Boring. Told me to “relax” while he huffed n' puffed. Nah. One night I got so fed up I grabbed this shy younger dude from the bar, dragged him into my backseat, rode his face 'til he nearly passed out, then let him finger-fuck me so deep I came on his whole hand. That's the energy I want. From you. Right now.
What I'm offerin' (read it slow, horny-ass) 😈
💋 DIRTY TALK + HARD MAKEOUT – yeah, get your tongue down my throat while you squeeze my ass. I'll whisper nasty shit in your ear 'til you're leakin' through your jeans.
👅 FACERIDING – I'll sit on that pretty mouth of yours. Grind my wet cunt all over your lips. You don't get to breathe 'til I shake. And I will shake.
🍆 DEEP THROAT – no gag reflex bullshit. Shove your cock down my throat 'til your balls slap my chin. I'll drool all over you like a good lil' slut. Then I'll smile with my messy face. 😜
🖐️ FINGERING + TOYS – I'll spread my legs wide, let you watch me slide two fingers in... then three. Or I'll pull out my lil' vibrator n' make myself cum right in front of you. You can help. Or just watch n' stroke. Both get me wet.
🍑 MISSIONARY BUT NASTY – legs on your shoulders, you poundin' deep while I scratch your back n' beg you not to stop.
I don't give a fuck if you're 22 or 55. Fat, skinny, crooked dick – couldn't care less. Just show up with clean hands n' a hard-on that ain't scared to get a little rough. (Not violent. Just... hungry.)
📱 TEXT ME. Please. 🫦
Don't fuckin' call. I might be busy ridin' someone else's face or makin' a mess on my own fingers. I'll text you back soon as I'm done – 'cause I'm not rude. Just busy bein' a slut. 😇
💵 PAYMENT – CASH or PAYID (INSTANT ONLY)
No delayed. No “pending approval” bullshit. No “oops my bank is slow.” If it ain't green in my hand or instantly in my account, you can take your blue balls right back to the curb. IDGAF.
Last thing – 'cause I know you're already grabbin' your phone with one hand:
I used to waste my time on men who couldn't fuck. Now? I want a guy who'll let me ride his thigh while I suck his thumb, then flip me over n' make me beg like the desperate lil' thing I am. No breaks. No “Mila slow down.” Shut up, spank me once, n' watch how fast I drip.
Still readin'? Good boy. 😈
Type out a message. Tell me your name n' what you wanna do to me. My legs are already open. My fingers are wet.
Your turn, handsome. 💋
– Mila 💕
(Yes, that's really me. 30, soft, nasty, n' sweet as hell. Come find out.)
yEaH iT’s Me ShU — dIrTy 27yO aSiAn BiTcH wItH a SmIlE tHaT lIeS aNd A pUsSy tHaT dOeSn’T 🍑💦
👋 sup fucker. i’m Shu. 27. Chinese. came here on a working holiday dreamin big... but life slapped me in the face then fucked me sideways.
long story short — farm boy sweet-talked me, we started a lil biz, then he ghosted with every last cent. debt goblins back home? they don't give a shit about my feelings. so here i am. doin what i gotta. fast. dirty. on my own terms.
✨ this ain't no sob story. this is me takin the wheel n drivin off a cliff. fun, right?
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🛏 WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS WHEN U SHOW UP?
i open the door. maybe in a tiny ass towel. maybe already half naked. depends how long u made me wait.
we don't do that fake “how was ur day” crap. u wanna talk? talk with ur hands on my tits.
i'll push u on the bed. rip ur pants off. suck u like a lollipop that owes me money. then i'll climb on top n ride u like a stolen scooter — fast, loud, n a lil dangerous.
i love bouncing on that dick til u see stars. or til u cry. either way i'm not stoppin. we can flip it around. doggy against the mirror. bend me over the sink. throw me on the couch. i got energy for days, baby. i'm 25 not 55.
i'll milk every drop outta u. then maybe go for round two if u ain't a quitter.
i bite. i scratch. i talk dirty in broken english. n i will laugh if u cum too fast. deal with it.
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💬 TEXT ME IF...
u want a messy, sweaty, no-bullshit time with a young asian trashbag like me
ur stressed n need to empty ur balls (n maybe ur mind)
u can handle a girl who talks back n fucks forward
🚫 DON'T TEXT IF...
u need romance n candles. wrong address, grandpa.
u wanna “just chat”. i ain't siri.
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✅ SHIT I'M DOWN FOR (most of it anyway):
kissin n bitin
takin my clothes off real slow (or real fast, depends if ur hot)
suckin, lickin(if ur clean)
fuckin in every position u can spell
multiple rounds til one of us passes out
my place. messy but private.
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📞 READ THE FUCKIN RULES CUZ I WON'T REPEAT:
NO calls unless u wanna hear my voicemail sayin “fuck off” — seriously, text me.
i'll reply when i'm not busy gettin my blown out by some other random. could be 5 mins, could be 2 hours. patience is a virtue, dickhead.
👉🏻 TEXT ME: 0478 520 471 (or don't. idgaf.)
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💰 PAYMENT SHIT (yeah i ain't no dinosaur):
cash works.
PAYID (instant only — delayed or pending transfers? nah. don't even try.)
crypto also works. ask me.
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👋 so... u gonna text or just sit there jerkin off to my words?
i'm waitin. but not for long. 😘💋
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