South Hurstville Escorts & Adult Services

Hi there. My name Ashley Blu and I’m a curvy and busty temptress, just waiting to take you on a fun ride where we can enjoy some naughty fun together. I have a very curvaceous body with a juicy booty and a generously large HH/J bust. I’m here for pleasure and playful adventures that will have you coming back for more. With curves in all the right places, let’s explore your wildest fantasies together and indulge in the enjoyment that awaits.

Discover the enticing services I provide:

THE ORAL FOCUS: A dedicated 15 minute session of pure devotion of deep and sloppy oral, just for you → includes 15 minute deep, sloppy blowjob

• the covered tease - $100.00
• the natural sensation - $150.00

THE MAIN FEATURE: Embrace in the thrill of connection as I offer you a world of pleasure, from mutual oral to a range of fun positions. Let’s dive into an unforgettable experience that will ignite each and every one of your desires → includes covered oral (blowjob), mutual oral, kisses, cuddles and sex in various positions; including missionary/doggystyle/etc... includes:

• 15 minutes - $120.00
• 30 minutes - $200.00
• 45 minutes - $220.00
• 1 hour - $250.00

ELITE UPGRADES: Elevate your experience with irresistible add-ons that can turn every session into pure pleasure moments.

The Basics Tier - $50.00 extra each: → Simple, protected and perfectly executed

• The Deep Soul Sync: BBBJ ; experience the ultimate in satisfaction with a deep. sloppy encounter that will take you to new heights of ecstasy → includes deep & sloppy natural blowjob
• The Ecstasy Overdrive: PSE ; indulge in a seductive escape where deep, sloppy blowjobs and titty fucking reign supreme, finished with light BDSM, COB, etc.. → titty play, COB, hair pulling, spanking includes

The Deluxe Tier - $100.00 extra each → More heat, more sweat and a faster “frame rate”

• The Romance Route: GFE; experience the ultimate girlfriend fantasy and indulge in mutual oral, hugs and deep kisses → includes mutual oral, hugs and deep kisses natural sloppy and deep oral, titty fucking, face fucking, hair pulling, booty spanking, choking, cum on body/face/mouth, kisses and cuddles
• The Dungeon Master: BDSM → includes sloppy deep blowjob, face fucking, spanking. facial slapping. COB, etc…dive into a world of tantalizing rough play where pleasure meets pain. From deep blowjobs to hair pulling. spanking and so much more. Let's push the boundaries together, but don't forget the safe word, which is included
• The Crème De La Crème: Ultimate ; experience the ultimate girlfriend/pornstar fantasy and indulge in natural sloppy and deep oral, titty play, and all your wildest desires. Kisses, cuddles, and so much more await natural sloppy and deep oral, titty play, and all your wildest desires. Kisses, cuddles, and so much more await → includes natural sloppy and deep oral, titty fucking, face fucking, hair pulling, booty spanking, choking, cum on body/face/mouth, kisses and cuddles, etc...

The Platinum Tier - $250.00 extra each → The ultimate “unlocked” state. Completely natural, highly sensual and incredibly wet. It’s just our bodies in perfect skin-on-skin synchronicity.

• The Forbidden Fruit: Natural Sex ; experience a completely sensual session focused on pure physical chemistry. Think of it as an unfiltered, skin-to-skin deep dive into oxytocin and connection → natural vaginal intercourse with cum on body only (add The Final Sequence: CIP - the messy, internal finish that ends the story perfectly)

~ Passionate about pleasure, but let’s keep it clear: consent is non-negotiable, and is applicable to all services for all parties included. 

~ Authentic vibes only. Every photo here is 100% me, verified and showcasing the true essence of who I am.

~ Let’s keep it simple, darling. Cash is preferred for my enticing services, and set-prices are non-negotiable. 

Looking for a little excitement? Hit me up with a text or call, and let’s see where this goes: 

• Mobile: 0476817389
• Snapchat: ashleyblu781
• Instagram: @ashleyblu781
• OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/ashleyblu781

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First impressions; I am a sweet, friendly & a well educated woman of class that has been blessed with inexplicable sex appeal & a love for pleasure.😍

I accommodate to levels of experience whether you've done this before, have a fantasy, need a companion or it's your first time...🙌🙌

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To enquire or book please only contact me via SMS .

⛔ Private Number calls will not be answered⛔

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Shower together

-lips kissing

-girlfriend experience

-Body to body massage

-Oral

-COB

-69

-Rim or lick on me

-Blow job

-variety position of sex with condom

Naughty extras available, please drop a text(I prefer messages,selected bookings every day）

Outcall starts from:

60 minutes $550+transport

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Hello Gentlemen,

My name is Eva, all of my photos are real. I am a very playful woman, I live to please. I love to tease and enjoy my time with my partner, there's no rush. I am one who is enjoyed and savoured, the naturally beautiful girl next door.

I offer an unmatchable girlfriend experience. Tell me your sexual fantasies and I will take pleasure in satisfying them. It is my purpose to thrill and satisfy my lover. I truly enjoy what I do and have a great time being naughty, seductive and passionate,I'm passionate about pleasing my man and provide nothing but the best in a professional and discreet manner.Every moment shall be savoured with me

Physically i am a curvy goddess. My small waist and large hips make me a timeless beauty. Naturally sexy with E-Cup Natural breasts, a large firm bum, thick soft thighs. My soft skin loves to be touched and pleasured. My main physical attribute is my EYES. Which I can guarantee you are like nothing you have ever seen before. My eyes will captivate you like never before. Let me surprise you with irrevocable beauty.

I have no tattoos or piercings, I dont show my face which is something many of my clients value.

I love to laugh and learn, I am very approachable and intelligent. I am a non judgemental woman, I love to talk and listen.

"I can resist everything except temptation" - Oscar Wilde

My Services

Affectionate Cuddling

BJ - blow job

BS - Body Slide

CBJ - Covered Blowjob

DATY - Oral on me

Dinner Companion

Doggy Style

Erotic Sensual Massage

FS - Full Service

Contact me with your name, my name and how long you would like to stay for.

Example "Hello I am Nick and i would like to book Eva for one hour"

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Eva 

I am a stunning 19 year old from Cambodian with perfect and soft and kissable lips, seductive, bright brown eyes and silky black hair. I carry flawless, golden skin, a tight, small body, natural breasts and an ass that you will want to eat all night. 

❤I am alone in Australia. I really need some love and someone can be my boyfriend.Text me even you just need a company.I feel the same.

❤Pls no timewasters.

❤No Payment Need Before we meet each other.❤

About me,I am a girl,young and adventurous friendly chick who loves sex so this the perfect job me.

I love touching and skin on skin. I love giving oral sex.....and I'm told I have a natural skill for it.

I look after myself and make sure that I always look my best. I dress sexy but classy and get turned on by wearing some of my extensive collection of lingerie. If u tell me what you like, I'll do my best to wear something pleasing.Like to try different things in life.

Services included Full body stress relief, Sensual teasing;Sexual cuddling and touching; and Full girl friend experience,kissing, cuddle, Sex in different positions, 69, 

french oral, and pretty lingerie, really sexy, wont let you down.

 Please ring me or text me on 

I am Looking forward to hearing from you soon.

Hey. You. Yeah you, horny bastard. 😏

I’m Ayumi. 32. BBW as fuck. Soft in all the right places & I got a bad attitude that’ll make you hard as concrete. 🧱🍆

Lemme tell you a little story ‘bout how shit goes down with me – no fairy tale, just dirty laundry & wet panties…

So last week my “handyman” (lol this fat old divorced dad, 45, beer belly hangin’ over his shorts) comes over to fix a stupid shelf in my laundry. I open the door wearin’ a stained wifebeater that smells like sweat & my favorite period panties – yeah the crotchless ones, don’t judge me bitch they’re comfy as hell 😂🩸

I see his eyes drop to my tits then down to that ripped open slit. His dick already makin’ a tent. I act innocent – bend over real slow to “show him the loose bracket”… my bare fat ass right in his face. Like, kiss it if you dare. 👅🍑

He breathes all shaky n goes “you’re gonna make me do somethin’ stupid”

I just laugh n say “good. do it.”

Next thing – he grabs my hips, yanks his shorts down, rolls on a rubber (yeah I ain’t stupid, no bareback shit here) n shoves that thick fucker into me from behind. No sweet talk, no foreplay – just raw, angry slammin’ against the washer machine. 🤤💥

He slaps my ass so hard I bite the dryer door. Left teeth marks. He came all over my lower back, wiped it with an oily rag n said “shelf’s fine. you just wanted me to wreck you”

Fuckin’ right I did. 😈

That’s how I like it – messy, loud, no apologies. You ain’t my boyfriend. You ain’t special. But for one hour? I’ll ride you like a stolen scooter n make you forget your own name. 🛵💨

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I don’t give a shit where we do it – bent over the couch, on the kitchen floor, or in the back of your shitty car. I just wanna feel you poundin’ me ‘til I scream n my legs shake. I’ll get you hard again with my mouth while you catch your breath. Yeah, I’m that nasty. 💦👅

You bring the dick. I bring the curves n the mess. We don’t talk about feelings – we just fuck. Hard. Fast. Then maybe again.

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⚠️ RULES (cuz I ain’t no pushover) ⚠️

Don’t call me. I won’t pick up. I’m probably busy gettin’ my back blown out by some other horny dude. 😂

Send a text. I’ll hit you back when I’m done – if I feel like it. Don’t be a needy bitch.

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💸 PAYMENT (don’t even try to play me) 💸

Cash only. Or PayID – but INSTANT only. I mean it. If that shit says “pending” or “delayed” – nah. Fuck off. I ain’t your bank. You send it, it clears right there, or you walk. 💯

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So what you waitin’ for? Another boring hand? Go ahead – text me. Or don’t. I got other dudes linin’ up to lick my sweat. 😘

– Ayumi (32, BBW, loud & proud)

– Japanese firecracker with a fat ass & zero patience

– Incall / Outcall – don’t matter, just come ready to work 🛠️🍆

REAL 100% AUSSIE BABE

Hey… I’m Harley.

I’m the kind of girl who makes things feel easy. Warm smile, playful spark, and just enough cheekiness to keep you on your toes. I genuinely enjoy good company — the laughs, the chemistry, the way a room shifts when two people really click.

Whether you’re after a relaxed private escape at my discreet apartment or a longer outcall where we can unwind properly, I’m all about quality time. No rushing. No awkward energy. Just natural connection and a little mischief.

I’m affectionate, open-minded and love that slow build of tension before things get interesting. If you’re respectful, well-presented and enjoy a girl who can be both sweet and a little wicked… we’ll get along perfectly.

✨ Real photos

✨ Drama-free, relaxed vibe

✨ Genuine conversation & chemistry

✨ Discretion always

💎 Rates

• 30 mins — $300

• 60 mins — $450 (in-call)

• Outcalls — 2 hour minimum $1,200

• Additional outcall hours — $600 per hour.

So If you want something memorable… look no further, you just found her.

📲 Harley — 0466 968 052

Come with good energy.

Leave with a smile you can’t wipe off.

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💖💖💖Guys~~~This is Lilia !!💖💖💖

I'm 24 years old, very friendly, funny and sociable. I love meeting

new people and am very open-minded and engaging. I have a passion

While staying with me, you will receive the best services you have ever had.

My favorite service is a sensual one with shower play, French kissing, and multiple positions.

My youthful and playful demeanor must not take away from the fact that I am highly in tune with my sexuality. Making me extremely sensual ensuring that you will be enticed by my mysterious bedroom eyes and unique touch.

I will provide professional Japanese Porn Star services.

for this industry so I make it a priority to make you feel comfortable and

satisfied. You will find I am a passionate and sensual partner. I will always ensure.

My services:💖💖

💖Passionate Sex

💖Kissing

🌟Erotic Massage

🌟BBBJ

🌟DFK

🌟69

🌟Rimming

🌟CIM/COF/COB

💖PSE

EXTRAS...

PSE Services

My rate:💖💖

Incall:🌟

• $150/30mins
• $250/60mins

Outcall:🌟

• $450/60mins +Uber fee deposit

I can guarantee you that all of my pics are 100% real as verified profile and pictures 💯 so please make sure you have a read through of my ad before contacting me.

I have no interest in wasting your time or mine.

the NAUGHTY Little Bitch you looking for !! Premium service for you.

I'm ur No.1 Naughty Lady in Bed. on! Babe.

I am always full of energy. and able to meet your needs. I want to give pleasure and share it with a positive gentleman. My forms can satisfy lovers of nature.

My breasts and ass are gorgeous and without silicone. My super sweet yet cheeky personality will make you feel comfortable and confident to get the sexy time moving.

I love my job, I love being sensual, and seeing a person

turned on makes me one happy girl! There is no need to be shy as I will

make you feel completely at ease when we touch.

I am always well-presented and considerate towards my clients, I pay extra attention to staying clean for you, so the same is expected.

My warmth and passion will make our private time together unforgettable, and refresh your body and soul. if you are interested in me, plz call or sms me.

Extra Cash for

BBB J $50

BBB J CIM $80

Ok so like… I’m 27 💁🏻‍♀️ & yeah I’m climbin that corporate ladder 🪜 one cock at a time (ok maybe two 😏)

Hit me UP: ꧁ 𝟬𝟰𝟯𝟭 𝟲𝟲𝟵 𝟬𝟯𝟴 ꧂

I’m literally that slut next door u always wanted 🤤

Sneak out on ur lunch break 🍔 nah skip the food—come get ME instead 😈 sneaky lil secret rendezvous… nobody gotta know

I got SO horny at work 😳 they actually fired me 💀 said I was “distractin the team” 😂

Anywayyy… fuck it—now I’m self employed 💅✨

Hit me up — come get them balls empty 🥜🚫

Heyyy Boss~ 😏

It’s ur girl Goffney… reportin for BOOTY 😜 I mean duty

I already handled all ur errands ✅ scheduled ur meetings 🗓️

One before lunch… two after 🥵

Oh n don’t forget flowers for the wife 💐 it’s ur anniversary or whateva 🤭

Here’s some files u should “review” today 📁

That’s ur agenda boo

Nowwwww… BOSS 👔

…would u like some head? 😈💋

Ok so real talk 💯

I’m Goffney& I’ll do whatever it takes to climb 🧗🏻‍♀️

If that means climbin on a fat hard cock? 🤷🏻‍♀️ so be it 💅

U Asian? 🍜 bet ur LIFE I am 😉

But nah I ain’t like any Asian u ever had 😏 I promise u that

So read my whole ad—let it sink in 😉💦

I’m curvy 🍑 got a thing for pantyhose & sexy office fits 👠📂

Hope u CUM soon 😂 okok no pun intended… ok maybe a lil

Ur sexy Asian secretary 💋 ur corporate whore 🧾

Let’s sneak round the back door n u give it to me like never before 🔥

So picture this 🎬

We sneak into our lil private corner 🫣

I squat down in my miniskirt, pantyhose, heels 🖤

Grab ur soft cock nice n gentle 🤏

Put it straight in my warm mouth 👄💦

I wanna feel it grow 🍆💥 get hard… RIGHT in my mouth 😩

That sensation make u roll ur eyes back 🙄💫

Meanwhile my pussy so wet there’s a lil stain on my pantyhose already 🤤

While I’m suckin u back n forth… ALL the way till I choke 😵💦

I’m also caressin ur balls with my fingertips 💅🥜

Deep throat style baby 👅⛲️

Just please don’t cum yet 🛑 there’s still round 2 👀

Now for the main course 🍽️

U sittin on the couch 🛋️

I bend over in front of u, give u a sexy lap dance 💃

Teasin u till u can’t take it no more 😤

U grab my butt 🍑 rip my pantyhose right open 😈

N start tongue-fuckin me from behind #TongueFuck 🤤👅

At this point I’m losin it too 🥴

So I grab ur cock n guide it straight into my pussy from behind 💦🍆

We start fuckin #Doggystyle 🐕

(condom or no condom? 👀 I’ll let u decide… the rest is ur imagination 😏)

Don’t waste time ⏰

Book now for a life changin experience 💫

That’s my motto: drain ur balls good 🥜💦 & do it in style 💅✨

Role play? ✅ Fetish? ✅ Pantyhose, stockings? ✅ Babe I do it ALL 💋

U ain’t never had an Asian consort like me 😉

Guaranteed 😘

*** 📌 IMPORTANT ***

Session costs 💸 inclusions + bookings 📲

Tell me ur name, what time u want 😏 n any special requests u got

I’ll text back soon as I’m not busy 😉💕

See u soon boo 😘

Goffney💋🔥

I have a huge D cup bust, a size special 6 body, and incredibly wonderful silky white skin that is CLEAN SHAVEN SMOOTH. I'm a tiny darling who stands at 1.6 meters tall. I have a bubble butt, an s-curve at the waist, and a lovely flat stomach.

As you treat us as nicely, I genuinely like having sex with Gentleman. I'll give you a fantastic body massage and blowout. I enjoy watching your dick work and sharing my unique abilities with you. Use my charm and my performance to cheer you up, make you happy, and make you feel! I am lickable, touchable, and kissable since I am so active.

I have a good feeling that my outstanding services will put you at ease.

I'm a lot of fun to be around and really laid back. I love to astound and satisfy people! I'll be able to visit you till very late.

I enjoy playing the part of a schoolgirl, and I like cute stuff! I'm really positive and friendly.

Pretty Face Waiting for You in High Heels

Name: Christine

Age: 22

Height: 163cm

Weight: 48 Kg

Size; 6

Breast Size: DD

Occupation: Student

I look forward to meeting you soon and spending cherished times of delight and leisure with you.

0455220984

In call

30 minutes $ 140

45 minutes $ 200

1 Hour $ 240

2 Hour $ 460

To Schedule Your Next Indulgence, contact me right now. You Won't Be Let Down!

I am 28 years old, dress size 8 and stand at 5ft6 tall.

I am a lonely housewife,I need a good fuxk.

Benefit from me,i am experienced, and we can try lots of different things.i am fun and love lots of parties.

My skin tone is tan and my figure is tone. I have naturally long black hair, dark brown eyes and a contagious smile.

My service is always high class and discrete. I travel to your home, work or hotel or I am hosting in sydney.

My photos are recent and genuine.

I am a independent escort.

Additional price information

GFE

* includes body massage, mutual oral (69), natural oral, kissing, cuddling, multiple positions and multiple shots

PSE

* includes natural oral, DFK, spanking, slapping, choking, gagging, hair pulling, anal play on you and multiple shots.

EXTRAS

COB, COF, toys, role play, dirty talk, digital service, fantasy & fetishes, doubles, couples and over-night stays.

Hourly rate will be lowered for longer/extended bookings.

 NOW AVAILABLE IN SYDNEY

Sweet, playful and naturally curvy.

Hi, I’m Bella — a feminine, easygoing sweetheart with a warm personality, beautiful curves and a genuine love for good company.

I enjoy creating a relaxed atmosphere where you can completely unwind, switch off from the outside world and enjoy quality time together. Whether you’re seeking affection, conversation, chemistry or simply a beautiful escape, I pride myself on making every moment feel effortless and memorable.

Friendly, attentive and down to earth, I’m the perfect mix of sweet, playful and irresistible.

RATES

30 Minutes — $350

1 Hour — $500

GFE Upgrade — +$50

• Kissing

• Cuddles

• Genuine chemistry

• Passionate energy

• Relaxed natural flow

PSE Upgrade — +$100

• Everything included in GFE

• Greater passion and intensity

• Playful teasing

• Extended attention

• A more immersive experience

Bookings & Enquiries

Please include:

• Name

• Age

• Requested date & time

• Duration

• Preferred experience (Standard, GFE or PSE)

Respectful and genuine enquiries are appreciated.

°About me

Age 28

Dress size 10

Bust DD

Brunette

Glasses

Caucasian British

Degree educated

Strip hair

📞I do not answer calls, listen to voicemails, or reply to incomplete enquiries

This information was written by myself on Escorts and Babes

Hi baby, My name is Alice, 22years old, from malay I am super hot and sexy with big boobs and very good body shape. I am Size 6, 155cm, 32DD cup breasts and long hair.

I have tight ass, juicy pussy and very good in sucking. I am very sweet, charming and beautiful. I have very smooth nice Silky skin which can turn you on easily. You will feel like I am your girlfriend while I am doing with you. You will have an very enjoyable and unforgettable time. You will find me in a very well manner and nice to you. I never in a rush. I can provide you very good service without disappointment .

If you like hot sexy young girl you will love me. Come to see me let me show you my sexy mouth suck and lick on you. Wonderful feeling that you will never forget

I live in a big spacious Private unit, Clean and Comfortable, come to me I will make you happy and relax. Many Parking is available on the street.

 My services :

-Taking a bath together

-Licking one’s whole body

-Body to body massage

-Oral

-COB

-69

-Blow job 

-Kissing

-COF

-Sex

Other services available, please drop a text

Call or text me 

Yo. I’m Mei. 👋

45 years old. Yeah, that’s right – half a century of dirty wisdom packed into a body that still makes boys cry n’ men beg. 🍑💋

Don’t expect no fancy lady bullshit from me. I ain’t here to sip tea n’ talk feelings. I’m here to fuckin’ devour u – then kick ur sorry ass out so I can nap. 😴

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Lemme tell u somethin’ that happened 2 months ago – cuz this is the energy u get with me:

JAN heatwave from hell, my AC’s been dead for three days. Sweat’s drippin’ off my tits like a leaky faucet. This lanky repair dude shows up – armpits lookin’ like two wet raccoons. I answer the door in a soaked-ass tank top (no bra, obviously) n’ a thong that’s basically a fuckin’ dental floss challenge. 🥵

He’s tryna act professional, checkin’ the thermostat. But I’m leanin’ over him – my sweat’s literally ploppin’ onto his tool belt. He’s turnin’ red like a tomato. Finally he just SNAPS – shoves me onto the couch, rips my panties off with his teeth (yeah, the dude’s got skills). Then he gives me the messiest, wettest, loudest head of my entire damn life. I’m screamin’ so hard my neighbor texts “u ok?” – bitch I’m FANTASTIC. 🤪

After I came three times from his tongue alone, he wraps his shit up (cuz I ain’t stupid) n’ takes me missionary while the dead fan spins above us like a useless ceiling jewelry. I come two more times. He fixed the AC after. Barely. 😂

That’s the kinda wild shit u get when u call me. Not some starfish deadfish.

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I ain’t gonna pretend I’m a “graceful lady” – nah. I’m that 45yo MILF who knows exactly where ur dick wants to be before u do. 💅

I’ll ride u like a stolen Harley – bounce on that cock till u see stars n’ beg me to slow down (I won’t). Or bend u over my couch n’ make u watch yourself in the mirror while I take what I want. 🛋️💦

Wanna shove my face into the mattress n’ pound me from behind? Go ahead – but don’t cry when u can’t walk straight after.

Wanna lay back n’ let me do all the work? Fine by me – I’ll drain every drop n’ leave u twitchin’.

I love havin’ a wet face – so if u got a tongue, use it. I’ll grind on ur mouth ‘til my legs shake. 😛

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💰 Payment – don’t waste my time:

Cash 💵 or PAYID (instant only – if it says “pending” or “delayed” I’m ghostin’ ur ass. No joke.)

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📱 Hit me up by TEXT only.

I ain’t answerin’ calls while I’m busy gettin’ my back blown out by some other lucky bastard. I’ll text u back when I’m done – could be 5 mins, could be 5 hours. Deal with it. 😘

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I’m Indepent , Private. Discreet? Yeah, sure – but also loud as fuck if u do it right.

Come over or don’t. I really don’t give a shit. But if u do… bring water. U gonna need it. 💧

– Mei 🦊

The 45yo chaos u didn’t know u needed