South Penrith Escorts & Adult Services

Hi guys…It’s pleasure to meet u. My name is olivia. I am a beauty queen and model who has won several awards in competitions. I am living in a luxurious place. I have a very feminine and romantic nature. I enjoy engaging conversations and offer girlfriend experience. I possess a lovely face, slim body, smooth skin and attractive features. Mostly my clients say that I am better in person. So let’s get unforgettable memories with me.

Rate Extra:

• $100 extra for my juice
• Video (private collection) $100 for 3 video

My Services:

• GFE
• Cuddling
• 69
• Deep French Kiss
• Ride your cock
• Blow Job
• Massage
• Golden shower

 I provide live cam sessions trough FaceTime or WhatsApp.

Live Cam show available:

• 5 min: $50
• 10 min: $80
• 15 min: $120

I also offer erotic massage and body massage with a happy ending (no sex).

30 minutes – $200

45 minutes – $250

60 minutes – $300

Discretion assured. Let me know if you would like anything specific and I will strive to make it happen. Hope to see you soon. NO Private numbers answered. Contact me 0420997599 (ONLY TEXT, NO CALL)

Payment Method:

Cash Only and for live cam payment can be made by Pay ID

Booking Rule;

 Text me first with:

”Hi, my name is …. and how long would you like to book me for?”

Messages saying only “hi” hi how are you” will not receive a response

Note;

Negative HIV last tested 1 July 2026 and on Prep

SEE YOU GUYS MUWAHHHH🫦🫦🫦

Olivia xx

hi gentlemen, SMS OR CALL .

My photos are recently took by myself.not professional.You get what you see.

I love pleasing people and will go the extra mile to suit your needs. I offer the full, deluxe girlfriend experience as well as being open to your kinks and sexual dreams. 

 -"No Upfront Payments – Pay Only When We Meet. Your Money, Well Spent."

My body is curvy and fills out lingerie and form fitting clothes beautifully. I have all natural C cups which are soft and are made for kissing, touching and admiring. My lips are full, pouty and perfect for either kissing you or fulfilling your fantasies in other ways. 

Let me indulge your sensual and sexual fantasies. Although new to this, I am a very skilled and creative lover and will spoil you. I am what most men love. curvy, sweet, feminine, sexy and very friendly. I have been told I have an adorable personality. I hold all clients to a high standard of behaviour and respect, as you expect of me also. Now is the opportunity to spend time unrushed, unclothed and heavy breathing with me…

STATS:

Age: 21

Height: 5'5

Dress size: 6-7

Boobs: Yes, handful 

Eyes: Hazel

Hair: Naturally thick and long, brunette. 

I offer incalls to my lovely apartment (with no parking available), outcalls to central hotels. 

I’m 165cm tall, with a naturally soft 36C bust and a body that curves in all the right places. My round, lifted hips and firm, smooth skin make every embrace feel warm and unforgettable. I take great care of myself, so you’ll notice my glowing skin, sweet smile, and the confident energy I carry the moment we meet.

What really makes time with me special isn’t just my looks — it’s the way I make you feel. I’m affectionate, attentive, and genuinely enjoy creating a relaxed, exciting atmosphere where you can completely unwind. I love playful teasing, soft whispers, and those little moments that slowly build chemistry between us. My goal is always to make our time together feel natural, intimate, and incredibly enjoyable.

I speak fluent English, so conversation flows easily. Whether you want to chat, laugh, relax together, or simply enjoy the presence of a beautiful girl who knows how to treat you well, I’m here for that. I’m friendly, warm, and always happy to make sure you feel comfortable and appreciated.

Clients often tell me they love my sweet personality mixed with a slightly naughty charm — I’m the kind of girl who will smile innocently one moment and then look at you in a way that makes your heart beat a little faster the next.

If you’re searching for someone gorgeous, passionate, and genuinely engaging, I would love to meet you.

My rate starts from $600 per hour, and I always do my best to make every moment worth remembering.

Incall :

$600/hr

Outcall :

$600/hr + travel deposit

Feel free to TEXT me anytime !!

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Sunday Sept 13 to Tuesday Sept 15

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👉IF the pictures are NOT of me, the service is FREE, NO JOKE👈

CURRENT LOCATION

🟢 Mascot serviced Apartment 🟢

About Me

Hi, I'm Anya ✨

I'm a genuine Japanese woman from Okinawa, Japan.

I speak conversational English (still improving — Aussies have taught me plenty, fucking oath 😂) and fluent Japanese. If you're curious about Japanese culture or language, you'll enjoy our company!

Friendly, relaxed, and naturally fun — I especially love a long outcall to party.🎉

Text: 0478 940 494

Incall

- Private apartment in Meriton Apartment.

- Location may vary.

- Allow 15-20 minutes to prepare.

- Generally +$100 for outcall, subject to distance and not including travel costs 

Blow & Go (In-call Only, No Sex, bj)

15 min $80

20 min $100

30 min $120

Extra (blow n go)

bbbj $30

cim $50

Sex Upgrade $100

Standard Full Service

30 min $150 with bj

60 min $250 with bbbj

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Premium

1h recommended

Includes:

- DATY,

- More enthusiastic BBBJ

- More positions, slow Gentle

- Light experimentation & spontaneity (I have ADHD, so expect a wildcard — within limits)

30 min $200

60 min $300

90 min $500

VIP Package / GFE / PnP

Items and availability of package may change

Confirm at booking time

45min $300

1 Hour $350

90min $550

2 hours $650

3 Hours $800

Include

- Everything in Premium

- cim

- cuddling, deeper intimacy(GFE)

- Pussy Slide,

- Open to specific fetish requests (Feet , Cosplay,if I'm comfortable)

- PnP-friendly environment

out call

1 hour $350

2 hours $650

3 hours $800

Extensions after 3 hours: $100/30min ⏰💸

- Available across Metro Sydney, CBD, South West, Western & North Sydney. Outer areas (Penrith, Campbelltown, Sutherland, Northern Suburbs) — ask and I'll assess.

- For distant locations (Wollongong, Blue Mountains, North Shore, etc.): 12-hour notice required, I bring security, return transport paid in advance, 3-hour minimum. Bookings over 6 hours include a 30-minute break.

- Preferably you call me an Uber directly. Or send me money to book the uber. The uber being arranged for me by you is how I handle peace of mind of a genuine outcall rather than requesting a deposit, in light of an increase of scams.

- If travel time is over 25 minutes one way, a 1-hour booking is $400. For bookings longer than 1 hour, standard outcall rates apply.

Extra's

(confirm availability)

BBBJ $50

Extra Cum $50

cim $50

cof $80

Deep float style BJ with Condom $50

Pussy Sliding Natural $50

Nat Sex (Will be decided after meeting): $150

Nat w/CIP : $250

anal With Condom $150 ~

natural anal ＄200〜300

Other extras — just ask.

Some are already included in packaged services above.

Booking Info

PayID/ Cash / Card Available *prefer PayID

Text 0478 940 494 with:

- Preferred time

- Service choice

- Session length

- Any extras or special requests

📞 NO Calls! Repeatedly calling will get you blocked.

🔒 Use RCS, Signal, or WhatsApp for sensitive booking

enquiries.

Terms and Conditions

- PayID/ Cash / Card Available *prefer PayID

- No sexting. Dick rating: $20.

- No unsolicited explicit photos. Dick rating bookings only. Unrequested photos may be ignored or blocked.

- No endless pic/video requests

- Blow and Go Bookings are available within 30min of the appointment time.

- A friend may reply to enquiries on busy nights. I also use translate/AI tools so responses may be slower.

- No negotiation prices.

- PayID must clear in full — "pending" (especially from CommBank) is not accepted.

- Credit card accepted via Square at my discretion (incurs processing fee)

- Anal is discretionary — You're paying for the attempt; if it becomes too painful, I can stop. Partial Refund terms discussed beforehand.

- A deposit may be required for first-time clients if booking is longer and scheduled for sometime later (deducted from total) to secure the booking.

- Without a deposit, sometimes expect ~5-10 min wait on arrival while I prepare, especially if you don't tell me you are on your way. I get a lot of no shows.

- I reserve the right to end any booking for privacy violations, non-consensual behaviour, or unauthorised filming, and I may also report to law enforcement.

Let's create a memorable experience together 💕

Text: 0478 940 494

My name is Selena Sorrento

European

Tall, Athletic, Adventurous, Natural Beauty.

Mixed Exotic background that will Have you guessing.

Sun kissed complexion, Size 8,10E Bust,

Deep brown eyes.

A total package, a weapon in the making.

A Former Beauty Queen Crowned pageant title winning Centrefold Model.

A Dancer in Las Vegas @ Hustler Strip club

GoGo dancer at live events .

2027 launch Producer of Adult Entertainment Content.

Music Artist/ Producer

I am intensely passionate in what I do.

I adore the intensity of raw sexual energy.

I have a good sense of humour. I can be fun and sexy, fiery and wild !

I am for selective Discreet Gentleman Only. 

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SERVICES

💝 GFE (Girl Friend Experience)

Covered sex (with condom) – Affectionate Kissing (No tongue) - Oral Sex (Condom) - Blow Job with condom – Deep Throat – Masturbation - Doggy Style - Multiple positions - Full oil Massage - Happy ending - - Shower together - Spanish (Blow Job Tits) - Sexy lingerie.

🔥 PSE (Porn Star Experience)

All Included in GFE plus ….Covered sex (with condom) – French Kissing (with tongue) - Natural Oral (without Condom) - Blow Job without condom - COB (Cum on Body) - COF (Cum on Face) - Tea bagging - Rimming on me - Licking on me - Face Sitting – 69 - Mutual natural oral - Costumes and role play - Multiple positions - Deep Throat - Full oil Massage - Happy ending -  Shower together - Spanish (Blow Job Tits) - Sexy lingerie. Toys.

😈 EXTRAS (Ask for rates)

Finger on you - Strap on - Couples (Only Woman and Man)

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AVAILABILITY

✅Available Monday -Sunday

✅ APPOINTMENTS ONLY VIA TEXT .

 ⛔No Calls

✅ Good private secured location

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💯✊ RESPECT 🫡 💯

Women in this industry put a lot of time and effort to prepare making sure everything is perfect do not oversee our work .

💯HYGIENIC

upon arrival you shall shower suggestion ? Wearing sexy cologne is such a turn on 😍

❌ MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS

I think this speaks for itself .

I Value privacy please do the same .

I’am dedicated and focused to please YOU!

💯You are more than welcome to open about your life , I value Men’s Mental Health. I am here genuinely and happy to listen and give personal advice if needed.

❌ Prefer non married men though I’m still open so long as you don’t drop the Bomb on me knowing

🙉 I DONT NEED TO KNOW

💯Must be over the age of 23+ older .

❌Non Religion radicals please

❌ Refunds or partial refunds ARE NOT OFFERING during the booking if you finish early

❌ Don't bargain my rates, if you do it I’ll block you immediately.

❌NO NATURAL SEX,   ✅ YES NATURAL ORAL (PSE)

✅ My online pictures are verified and 100% real.

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Erotic Massage services

Nuru coconut oil candle lit relaxing with erotic sensuality .

If you appreciate a relaxing experience this is for you without full service.

Includes:

🌿Saged room cleared energy safe hygiene clean space

🥥Coconut homemade hot oil with custom essential oils upon request.

🔥DeepHeat deep/ Tiger Balm/ natural non scent moisturiser.

🔥Hot Towel Therapy

😌Prostate Massage

😌Sensual erotic naked body glide, deep tissue or relaxing massage.

🤭Hand Relief

Please see the list of Extra Services if you would like extras such as a King Luxury Experience.

Rates below are standard rates.

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 STRICTLY NO OUTCALLS UNLESS I KNOW THE CLIENT WELL. OUTCALL RATES VIP ONLY INQUIRY

RATES

Erotic Massage

30 mins $350

45 mins $450

60 mins $550

Rates For GFE

30 mins $400

45 mins $550

60 mins $750

90 mins $850

2 hours $1250

Rates For PSE

30 mins $450

45 mins $650

60 mins $850

90 mins $950

2 hours $1500

 Includes OS ( one shot only ) for Multiple shots extra $150

After 2 hours $650 extension per hour

after 4 hours $500 extension per hour

PARTY BOOKINGS INQUIRE FOR RATES

For The Serious Playboy’s

8 Hours $ 5k

12 Hours $ 7k

24 hours Overnight $ 10k

( Rates can be negotiated )

Please know the above rates include Quality preparation for you.

For the High Rollers Gentlemen Club

✅ Includes up to 4 + Group members

✅Travel Fee

✅Arranged Accommodation or luxury private Hotel

✅Custom Selection of Toys/ Lingerie

✅Elegant & Class stimulating acts at your leisure

✅Multiple ongoing sessions with film ( by request)

✅I can put together a saucy short video of our time for your forever memory .

luxury weekend stays $ 15k - 20k

😍 All clients after 10 sessions are considered my VIP client. Discounts are included.

On your 10th visit you shall receive free gifts as a token of my love, loyalty for your investment in me and my future .

BLOW & GO

15 mins $400( Clothed & Covered Condom )

15 mins $450 ( Naked & Natural)

20 mins $500( Clothed & Covered Condom

20 mins $550( Naked & Natural)

30 mins $600( Clothed & Covered Condom)

30 mins $650( Naked & Natrual includes touching & free extras such as - Spanish / Foreplay on me)

BEST BBBJ SERVICE IN THE INDUSTRY

Extras

$50 -$350

✅For your privacy it will show a private Company Name on your bank statement or email address

✅ Security deposit 50% is required for over 2 hour booking requests

✅ cancellations you will receive 20% returned

alternatively you can reschedule a new date or a credit in your name for future session

❗️Please be aware my services are 30% for Tax

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 SERVICE LIST

👑 king Lux Service

💋Dance / Strip Tease

💋Sex in Multiple Positions

💋French Kissing ( Selective) DFK

💋Affectionate Cuddling

💋Spooning/Companionship

💋Deep Throat/Gagging

💋BBBJ ( BEST IN THE BUSINESS)

💋B2B With Body slides

💋Sensual massage

💋Theme Fantasy costume

💋DATY- Oral on Me

💋Multiple Shots 

💋Mutual masturbation

💋Mutual oral inc 69

💋Nipple kissing/sucking 

💋Sexy Lingerie

💋Doggy style

💋Spanish

💋Fetish ( Inquire )

💋Role play

💋Toys

💋Oil Massage

💋Shower sex

💋Intense sexual sensuality

💋Watersports / Oil / wrestle

💋CIM ( Selective )

💋COF ( Selective )

💋Blow & Go

💋 Couples ( Selective must be a healthy relationship or one that needs some spice 🌶️. This service has a special introduction for the female which includes

🌹HAMU - Your very own grooming experience for sexual leisure that will get the husbands heart throbbing 😘

🌹Lingerie -Personal lingerie is brought on the big day to suite the women’s personality and complement the woman’s complexion. Most important to have the husbands stare by her command 😍 Hubba Bubba !!!

🍾 Champagne~ Women’s talk 😉

💋3Sum FFM Or MFM

💋Gangbang

💋4 cocks MMMM + F

💋Orgy

💋Bi-Sexual

💋Double session with my new GF ( Minimum 2 hour booking high profile rate )

💋Light BDSM

💋Corporate Punishment

More services to come for BDSM qualifications in London

 Follow my socials IG : Selenasorrento1

Only fans : Selenasorrento1

Websites coming soon

I'm back in Parramatta on Thursday afternoon, Friday and Saturday morning. Come say hi and have a little fun with a real, mature woman 💋

NB - PayID MUST be confirmed as paid to my account, no "Pending" allowed or NO SERVICE provided. Cash preferred.

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I'm excited to meet those who appreciate a quality, classy and sexy lady who knows how to please 💋

Happy to chat through your needs and desires before meeting.

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Just as fine wine is savoured and appreciated by connoisseurs, a woman's experience and wisdom is a treasure to behold.

Each fine wine has its unique characteristics, just as I have a distinct personality and spirit, this makes me special and captivating. A fine wine is carefully aged to bring out it's optimal flavours and aromas.

Your first time with a classy wine will leave you captivated and craving the mature, soft flavour.....🍷

Requires no upfront money, and you won't be billed if you choose to cancel.

Only paid at the time of our meeting, before service.

-All bookings are for a full unrushed service, ensuring you leave satisfied and happy.I loves to tease and please. I get so horny so if you would like to try a range of things .

Any extra service you can talk to us in person, don’t be shy as I am very open minded and can provide many services and fantasies you may have in mind. 

I am 26 years old,with gorgeous DD cup curvaceous body,model look.I am very happy and open mind.I am high class escort girl can provide quality service.I enjoy party fun as well.come to see me you will know that.Please call me or text me at .

I am really attractive, sweet and smart. Truth is, I am probably the best that you can find around here. If you want to know anything else about me and possibility meeting, please contact me!

Extra service including: 

Bbbj

French kissing

Cim 

Rimming 

Golden shower

Role play

Threesome

Foursome

Couples 

Hi guys:

I am an honest person, and I like to be treated with sincerity. If you're just here to waste time, please move along.

-Sexy,SWEET and the perfect amount of NAUGHTINESS!

-The body of a goddess; the personality of an angel! Your time with me will be heavenly!

clean, discreet (our time is our little secret), and above all, totally real!

You will see the fun we have together because we enjoy it at the same time.

I'm a sexy, exotic, naughty companion, and I enjoy the company of smart, witty, and charming men.

I am a very playful girl, as you can see from my photos. I'm very fit and active.

Services offered:

I provide an intimate girlfriend experience, including:

Sex in multiple positions 

Deep French Kissing

Shower for two

Sensual massage 

Pussy play 

Hand job

Oral on you

DATY: oral on me

Sexy lingerie 

Deep Throat or Gagging

My goal is to make you feel worshipped and adored like you never have before. I’ll make you feel like the king.

CASH ONLY! NEW VID CALLS!

Canberra Incall Dates :NB: Outcalls all other times

-THURSDAY 17th September from 3pm-late

Touring:

-Sydney SATURDAY 19th 1pm-2am

-Sydney SUNDAY 20th 9am-3pm

-Sydney MONDAY 21st 6am-9am

bjBambi is a transgirl in her early 30s. She is soft to the touch and exudes feminine energy. has been trained in the BambiSleep an Audio Erotic Feminisation and Bimbofication hypnosis program, she can be hypnotised and tranced into doing anything you want, simply trance her using the triggers. DOMME and TOPPING are her favourite things to do, however if you want a submissive FUCKPUPPET. bjBambi

Bambi just Does as She is Told! So if ever dreamt of a MUSCLEMUMMY fucking you and making you her beach, she will happily oblige, Bambi is your girl. Though some of you may want it kind and gentle she can do that too, it’s one of her specialties.

Bambi is just wanting to please you and make you her king/queen, and her your personal COCKWHORE!

Aside from being tranced by hypno bjBambi is a great listener, sharp mind and gentle cuddler. She has blue/green eyes and pale cuddly BimboDoll complexion bjBambi is everything you could ever dream of!

DEALS:

• BBBJ: offered for CarPlay, various levels and cost.
• GFE: more intimate, adds a few extras
• DOMME/TOP: make bjBambi dominate you and fuck your ass!
• CPE (aka PSE): ultimate experience is to trance bjBambi and use her CNC, make her GirlJizz 💦 and leave her hypnotised and paralytic. This is the crystallised platinum experience.

NB: all sex services excluding blowjobs are with protection.

OnlyFans: bjBambi

Top and Bottom uncut with smooth body is available for you now in private room, Redfern

My name is Cindy from Thailand.

Age : 26 y

Height: 168 cm

Weight: 62 kg

👀 Sensual massage service (Touching, Happy ending)

$200/ 30 minutes.

$250/ 60 minutes.

👀 Full service rates

$250/ 30 minutes

$350/ 45 minutes

$400/ 60 minutes

Text me on WhatsApp 0450 706 892

Accept Cash 💰

 Hi im gemma! I love to cook and clean (genuinely i love doing a roast) i spend ages brushing my hair and listen to carblaster tunes in my manual fast as fuck down my street 😎🎶🚘 lol look out pedestrians

Got a bouncy mega dong readt fuck the shit outta anyone who dares 💋 but hey i also bottom too lol

I'm very busy so if i dont reply straight away, its because I haven't read your message yet.

Doing a lot of duos lately with my fatcocked twin sister who i love to kiss and fuck tszoevanzant you can find her ad if you search it.

https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/NSW/Engadine/Independent/TSZoeVanZant/

Service

-Condoms only

-Safety first

-Respect mandatory

Please message me by saying

"Hi Gemma, my name is (ur name) and I'm interested in (what you want), are you available (now or whatever time you like). Also my starsign is (your starsign)"

The starsign part is so that i know youve read my ad (it doesnt have to be ur real starsign idgaf)

Sincerly 💎🚚🐜 (gemma van zant)

please fully read my ad if you want to be treated with respect. I can tell when you havent.

contact:

im contactable by whatsapp and SMS. Use whatsapp for digital services.

Please follow my instagram (cant respond to business enquiries on instagram though) @tszoevanzant !

About me:

Hello, I'm Zoë Van Zant, I'm sexy and weird and smart and funny. I like to duo with my girlfriend, Gemma Van Zant, who looks and speaks almost identical to me. Yes, we do do twin roleplay.

I speak German, French, English and Dutch! some Russian, and learning Persian. I can even play harp for you or teach you rollerskating. If you like smart and talented women, I am the right person to see.

let me kiss you and rub you sensually so i can feel your heart race for me ❤️ or beat you within an inch of your life, either way your heart will race for me.

Im a kinky girl, check out the picture in my gallery of all the toys I got!! but I can enjoy as much of normal vanilla as I can the exotic. Lets see what works for us :)

kind regards, fuck my ass -- Zoë

Duos!!

Heres my girlfriends profile, we do duos together. We are very cheeky and dynamic and fun and charming. We are both versatile can top or bottom or whatever you want, within safety reason and comfort.

https://www.escortsandbabes.com.au/Profile/NSW/Engadine/Independent/GemmaGarnet/

duo prices

600 15'

800 30'

1000 45'

1200 60'

outcall +$300

Services:

-full service booking

-send nudes ($50/set)

-cam show ($100/20mins)

-go out for date with me ($300/hr)

How to make a booking:

sms or whatsapp me at +61494 585 220 you can click this link to open a whatsapp chat with me, wa.me/61494585220 whatsapp is strongly preferred, I can send high quality content on it, unlike SMS.

please provide me:

-your age and name

-if you are comfortable a picture of yourself, we are discrete of course, keep it safe for work. its just for vibe check.

-your approximate location, so I may estimate how long you will take to reach me or for outcall how far

-the service desired

-when you want a booking

-say the word horseshoe so i know you've fully read my ad.

timewasters beware.

Service requirements:

-not haggle or waste my time

-you must be 18+ obviously

-have fully read my ad

-take a shower in my presence

-pay upfront

-condoms mandatory

-be polite

Extras:

• latex -- $200
• film a porno with me -- $500 (covers cost of bringing my filmographer
• fly me out -- $8500