Surry Hills Escorts & Adult Services
Much like the location itself, the independent escorts in Surry Hills are intelligent, fashionable and classy. Their looks are comparable to the goddesses themselves, with sensual curves and flirty smiles that will melt any heart, accompanied by their varied adult services 9ranging from blowjobs all the way to anal play), you are sure to find your dream escort all here in Surry Hills.
Surry Hills is an inner-city suburb, found on the eastern side of Sydney. It is a multi-cultured suburb, with a diverse mixture of residential, commercial and light industrial areas, it is a suburb where the arts are alive and where (due to the multicultural nature of its residents) diverse cultures flow through every single corner of its streets.
The diversity and fun of the Surry Hills independent escorts show you the colours that run in their sensual hearts, as they provide unmatched adult services that will make you drool and beg for more.
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Hi Gentlemen, 0426 936 365
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I look feminine, Nice body, Soft skin and natural breasts. I am pre-operation. No any Surgery.
I am educated and have a sense of humorous. I will provide U the best service.
✅️ Prefer VDO call in WhatsApp to confirm my face and proof I am real. Before u make a decision.
🚫 Don't send any more photo in chat
✅️ Complementary drinks is ready 🍻🥃🍷
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✅️ Hang out, Dating, Party or Stay overnight text me for discussion
Contact
📱Text, Msg or WhatsApp: +61426936365
🚫 No service minor under 18
🚫 No Private Number 📵 No caller ID
🚫 No Time waster
Services and Fees:
✅️ Outcall $300 Deposit required
✅️ You pay for Taxi/Uber
✅️ Cum extra $100 in 1hr session only
Dari – Sweet Spanish Spark with a Wild Side
Turning moments into unforgettable memories.
Dari. Spanish-born, Sydney-based, and all about good vibes, real chemistry, and living fully in the moment. I’m that perfect mix of girl-next-door sweetness and playful spice — the kind that pulls you in with a cheeky smile and keeps you hooked with easy conversation and genuine connection.Hey there, I’m Darielle — but you can call me
Petite but curvy, with wandering brown eyes and a dangerously cute grin, I love creating a relaxed, no-pressure atmosphere where everything just flows naturally. I’m bubbly, chatty, and love to laugh — whether we’re sharing a drink, flirting over music, or getting lost in something a little more intense and intimate.
For me, it’s never just about the physical (though trust me, that part is very memorable). It’s about chemistry, trust, and those sparks that make time disappear. I bring warmth, presence, and a playful energy that makes it easy to let go and enjoy every second together.
Outside of our time, I’m passionate about travel, live music, art, and discovering new spots around the city — but when we’re together, the focus is simple: connection, pleasure, and an unforgettable escape from the everyday.
If you’re looking for someone fun, flirty, genuine, and a little addictive… you’ve just found her.
D. xo
The People’s Princess 🇧🇷👑
Hi babe
I’m known for my feminine beauty, playful personality and positive energy. Easy to talk to, and always happy to make every moment feel effortless.
quality over quantity, and my time is reserved for respectful gentlemen who appreciate a truly premium PSE experience.
Friendly with first timers, couples and regulars. One of my favourite ways to spend time together is enjoying a fun night at the casino.
Natural body – No silicone
• 7 inches
• Top & Bottom
• Incall & Outcall
I’ll be taking a break soon, so don’t miss your chance to meet me. ✨
When enquiring, please include:
• Name
• Age
• Nationality
• Service required
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Instagram: @sorinnawosniak
Twitter: @tsSorinna
WhatsApp / Text: 0468 385 235
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Muah 💋
Party wild🔥Horny Girl in Sydney CBD 🎉
I am Yuki from おさか of Japanese.Sexy Tokyo Cat.
はじめましで💕💄😁
Service including: BJ/sex/professional Japanese Massage
BBBJ/sex/professional Japanese Massage
GFE including shower together/BBBJ/DFK/DATY/69/oil body slide/professional Japanese Massage.❤️💕
As an escort.I love my job. I offer both girlfriend-experience and pornstar-experience.I can be your naughty street walker.but I can be very discreet when we meet. You can take a Japanese university student home to surprise you with all her naughty skills.
I LOVE DRESS UP.
I LOVE ROLY PLAY.
I LOVE TO BE YOUR GRILFRIEND.
AND SO ON.
I promise you will have a great time with me. Money well spent.
Price for in-call:
250/30mins
350/45mins
450/60mins
OUTCALLS WILL START FROM 500 ONE HOUR.
I NEED A GOOD SEX .VERY PLAYFUL.FUN AMAZING
My skin tone is tan and my figure is tone. I have naturally long black hair, dark brown eyes and a contagious smile.
My service is always high class and discrete. I travel to your home, work or hotel or I am hosting in sydney.
very naughty and open minded woman who you will enjoy every minute of your time spending with me! I am a independent escort.
i would give u a relaxation massage before I start our naughty times in bed.
Service list
- body stress relief,
- Sensual teasing; 69.bbbj.
- kissing.cuddling and touching;
- happy ending.sex in different positions
- Good body rub.multiple cums.
I will guarantee to please you.
I only provide safe sex
pls don't hesitate to contact me.
Top Sydney Escort Heidi Hole | NEW #0430 200 904 💋
💋 !!! NEW NUMBER !!! 0430 200 904 !!! 💋
DISCLAIMER (very important..!):
** The contents of my profile such as teasing text, tantalising images, and other naughty or suggestive materials contained within are for seduction purposes only and definitely NOT a substitute for the real deal!
However, the contents may very likely cause symptoms of intense arousal, increased heart rate and heightened body temperature…
If these symptoms persist past one minute then there is only one cure….
- call or txt me IMMEDIATELY..! on my NEW NUMBER 0430 200 904. **
Hello Gents..! My name is Heidi Hole.
I’m a petite, British private Sydney based escort.
Im adorably playful and naturally sexy which combined with my cheeky British personality guarantees I’ll put you at complete tease... whoops! I meant ease… hehe.
I offer discreet GFE & PSE escort services and specialist Submissive BDSM services so bring me your most wicked fantasies please! My focus is to excitedly tease and please you, I’ll also warn you that I can be very naughty and may need a little spank from time to time. I’m vibrant, energetic and full of mischievous delight when our time turns more intimate, I want to satisfy you completely, and so put every last bit of my energy into achieving this.
🔸🔸AVAILABLE NOW FOR INCALLS IN SYDNEY CBD OR OUTCALLS TO YOU
TEXT/CALL on my NEW NUMBER 0430 200 904🔸🔸
I have an extremely cheeky personality, wicked sense of humour, am fun loving, relaxed and enjoy a party occasionally. I adore flirting, teasing and thrive on interesting conversation, silly banter and funny moments. I’m also a great listener and if you seek to spend time with someone who can hold a genuinely intellectual conversation - then look no further, I am well educated, well travelled and have held a full time corporate job in Sydney for over 7 years.
Looks wise I have:
- Dress Size: A size 6/8 figure.
- Build: Slim and i with natural curves in all the right places and a teeny tiny waist for the PERFECT grip 😉rresistibly petite
- Height: 5’4 height
- Hair Length/Colour: Soft&Nlong/brunette atural
- Boobs: Perky, perfect handful 34B cup breasts
Standout Features:
- Natural, fresh pretty face
- Toned yet surprisingly juicy bum for my size
Strikingly beautiful big blue/green eyes that are just perfect for eye fucking you with as I lick, suck and tease you.
💋 !!! NEW NUMBER !!! 0430 200 904 !!! 💋
Some profiles do not meet expectations when in the flesh, I want to reassure you that my pictures are all recent and 100% GENUINE. If anything you will find me more striking and attractive in the flesh.
I take pride in my appearance, dressing not just to impress but also appropriately to every occasion.
I maintain my fitness, am always well groomed, polished & manicured, yet never ‘over-done’.
Last but most importantly, I want our time together to be nothing less than utterly unforgettable!
I am available for both Incall & Outcall services giving you the option to either kick back at my private cbd Incall or book an Outcall and relax in your own space and terms. However wherever we end up you can guarantee can indulgence in hours of discreet, naughty fun and frolics.
Thanks for stopping by . . . See below full descriptions/included services for my GFE and PSE and my rates p/h.
Heidi Hole 💋xx
🔸🔸AVAILABLE NOW FOR INCALLS IN SYDNEY CBD OR OUTCALLS TO YOU
TEXT/CALL on my NEW NUMBER 0430 200 904🔸🔸
GFE | Full Service Girlfriend Experience:
Long day at the office? Why not treat yourself to some sensual stimulation with some intimate play, giving you the full time and all the attention you deserve.
I adore flirting and thrive on interesting conversation and funny moments - experience how a true girlfriend should treat you with plenty of pampering, caressing, passionate french kissing and deep, slow love making with this intimate service.
I prefer longer (2 + hrs) GFE bookings where we can chat, have a drink, relax and get to know one another, taking the time to build a connection and arousing extra passion during intimate moments.
So why not book a dinner date or simply spend it together during a longer booking in the privacy of my incall, your home or hotel room.
Included Services:
- Light Kissing
- Snuggling & Cuddling
- Deep French Kissing
- Erotic Massage
- Blowjob (covered)
- COB
- Mutual Masturbation
- Mutual Oral
- Oral on me
- A Variety Of Sex Positions
- MSOG
- Dinner Date (min 2 hour booking)
- Overnight bookings
Rates:
Incall: $1200 (min. 2 hrs)
Outcall: $1300 (min. 2 hrs) + travel
💋 !!! NEW NUMBER !!! 0430 200 904 !!! 💋
PSE | Full Service Porn Star Experience:
Live out the fantasies and desires that you may not be able to experience in your everyday life. I love PSE bookings as they are spontaneous and very naughty. All deepthroat and dirty talk, adventurous sex positions, hair pulling, light spanking, anal play plus much more.
If desired the PSE can feature BDSM services - I am naturally submissive and I offer services such as extreme gagging, face fucking, bondage and discipline.
Wild, sexy and rough, in whatever position, speed or outfit you desire, this experience really can make your ultimate fantasies a reality.
Included Services:
- All GFE Services (see above)
- Extreme Gagging
- Face Fucking
- B+D - Bondage and Discipline*
- FFM Doubles
- Blowjob | Deep throat
- Rimming On Me / You
- Sex Toys
- Role Play and Fantasy
- Light Bondage
- Spanking
- Fetishes
- Foot Fetish
Rates:
Incall: $650 (1hr)
Outcall: $700 (1hr) + Travel
*B&D service incur an additional $100 fee on top of hourly rates
Vivian is here.will make you worth every second.
Hi Everyone.
There is no applicable travel cost.
Hope you have a good day. If you looking for genuine pretty girl who offer passionate girlfriend experience.
I am Vivian.fresh faced with very busty breasts and petite body. My body is wonderland which I know you will love :) I have super cute smile.
I have all natural D Breasts with kissable nipples, I'm known to give the best reliefs and will leave you wanting more.
I give pleasure in a slow,unhurried service. You will not be disappointed. We have a great time together. l have the right amount of shyness and a teasing look that will get you breathless in a flash.
I am open-minded, friendly and a cheeky girl. So how about let's explore and play with each others bodies together Tonight? ;)ENJOY YOUR HIGH TIME.
I offer GFE, passion and affection Service , Sexy lingerie and Stocking ,Relief , touching, cuddling , oil body rub.
I am experimental and open to exploring your desires and fantasies, I love to try new things!I also have lots of costumes ,feel free to ask me to put the one you like to become your doll girl!!!!!
Sensual Dom/Pegging Queen
Hello my pets,
You may address me as Miss Tilly. A former dancer, I understand the power of movement, control… and exquisite flexibility. My discipline shapes an athletic form, but it is my command of presence that will truly captivate you. I stimulate the mind first—the body follows.
My Eastern European heritage gifts me a striking contrast of dark curls against sun-kissed skin. Do not mistake my petite frame for anything but precision. Every curve is a natural instrument of sensation, from the arch of my back to the strength in my hands. What you find is authentic, untamed, and meticulously maintained—a testament to the discipline I apply to my body, mind, and spirit.
I am a connoisseur of dynamics. A well-traveled, educated polyglot, I find as much pleasure in cunning conversation as in the silent language of a scene. I am drawn to those who offer genuine respect, intellectual generosity, and the intelligence to understand the transaction of power.
Anticipation is my art. The slow build of tension, the deliberate tease, the seduction of the will—this is where true longing is forged. I offer an experience that expands your boundaries, making you crave the revelation of what comes next.
I am versatile in my tastes and company, open to all genders and configurations. A true switch, I can morph from your object of devotion to the architect of your submission. I may choose to kneel, or I may choose the paddle. The illusion of choice is yours; the ultimate decision is mine.
I can be a captivating companion for an evening out, or the full embodiment of your deepest, most sensual fantasies. The first act of submission is initiative.
Betts
I DON'T ANSWER PRIVATE NUMBERS!!!
My innocent look may be deceiving but my friends tell me I am the adventurous type. 😘
You won't regret sending me a message because of my curvaceous body, soft skin, irresistible booty and F cup breasts.
My friendly and and relaxed personality will quickly make you feel at ease and I am sure we can have a great connection.
I am excited to help you explore your innermost desires and make your fantasies a reality.
Christina Kate xx
Hello, gorgeous 💋
I’m Christina, your spicy, seductive Italian with a cheeky side and a taste for temptation 🌶️🔥
I love dressing up in sexy lingerie, teasing the imagination and creating an experience you won’t forget.
Sweet, playful and just a little naughty… think you can handle me? 😘
Send me a message and let’s have some fun together xx 💋
BABES! BABES! ~ Bliss On Crown ~ EROTIC MASSAGE IN SYDNEY CBD ~ Outcalls Available
Looking for the sexiest babes in Sydney? A place with the hottest girls and a killer line up?
It's us, we are that place - all your desires here at Bliss on Crown!
IN-CALL MASSAGE PRICES
30 minutes - $220
45 minutes - $270
1 hour - $310
90 mins - $530 ($480 from Sunday - Tuesday)
Couples - Starts from $450/1 hr
~ ALL IMAGES HERE ARE CURRENT BLISS BABES ~
Near the Sydney CBD we are an upmarket and discreet massage parlour. With over two decades of experience in the adult industry, we know how to please!
Whether it's local Aussie delights, bootylicious South American babes, or European bombshells, our gorgeous ladies are waiting to give you an incredible experience!
Would you like to feel a sensual naked body sliding over your front and back, including hand relief so good it will leave you in a daze? Or maybe even two naked babes - we specialize in naughty doubles and love playing with couples!
Our Bliss Babes are as sultry as they are sexy, and playful as they are inviting, with many offering mind blowing extra services that will accommodate your wildest desires. Just ask!
Don't just take our word for it, we are the highest rated massage parlour in Sydney for many good reasons. So come into a world of pure Bliss and see for yourself ...
Pop in, meet our masseuses, or make a booking - you won't be disappointed!
We look forward to seeing you very soon!
Bliss On Crown
104 Crown Street, Woolloomooloo, Sydney
(02) 9360 3366
Check out our socials for our most up to date information including fun stuff, new pics, and daily rosters!
Instagram: @blissbabesoncrownxo
Twitter: @blissoncrown2
Website: www.blissoncrown.com.au
Beautiful, Mature, Passionate. Beyond belief.
NO PHONE CALLS.
NO phone calls (definitely not from No Caller ID) text only. I will attempt earliest reply. DARLINGHURST location close to Museum Station. I AM available. Please include your name, age, preferred day/time/length of stay in text please. 💋 Cancellations mean NO rebooking.
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Treat yourself. YOLO! Think Seka Black. Younger, more beautiful. Mature heaven!
An amazing connected experience. Deeply passionate.
Stunning, understanding and passionate. Beautiful intelligent and incredibly sensual MATURE companion loving roleplay. Luxurious apartment. Full passionate uninhibited GFE. Very experienced. Once is never enough. Very genuine. Loves deep kissing (DFK) and intimate cuddling. Australian. Size 10. DD. LOVES to be pleased and LOVES pleasing you! Most extras included. My oral skills are unrivalled.
Platinum blonde short hair (think Marilyn Monroe x Seka Black porn star) green eyes, naturally exciting and fully involved in pleasing you. Prepare for the time of your life.
I really want to meet you. Genuine MATURE men only. Drop in! Or I’ll join you. Allergy to cats? Not for you.
On street parking. Minimum outcall 2 hours within a 5 km radius of Darlinghurst. My prices are extremely reasonable, please DO NOT haggle. I’m a busy lady!
Please NO time wasters or bogus contact or “sexting”. My description is accurate. The best and most beautiful passionate MILF professional in Australia. Spoil yourself. New contact? By Deposit. 5🌟 reviews always. Party friendly.
NEW TO INDUSTRY |HIGH CLASS UNI STUDENTS | DARLINGHURST
I'm Pandora - I'm 21 years old, I am Australian, , I love fast cars, motorbike, I also have a high sex drive. I have a crude sense of humour and love horror movies. Uni Student by day and sex addict by night. I enjoy sleep ins and snuggles too. I enjoy deep penetration and being naughty heheh
All Natural Features!
I'm Harley- Sexy, young Australian blonde hair , blue /gray eyed babe. 20 Years old and fresh to the industry. Size 8 with natural features Wicked sex drive that can not be tamed. Loves comedy, sleep ins and snuggles in winter. Very cat like-warmth, teas and tequila may bring out the devil hehehe.
Experiences but not limited to:
- CIM
- Deep Penetration
- Natural
- GFE style intimacy
- Sensual massage
- Shower experience
- Light roleplay (discussed prior)
- Couples bookings
- Hotel outcalls
- Extended sessions & overnights
- Porn Star Experience
WHATS APP PREFERRED
Availability :
- Wednesday
- Thursday
- Sunday
Location: Darlinghurst
Serious enquiries only.
- Discreet
- Confidential
Trans Redhead Amy
Hey guys I’m Amy :)
LOCATION: Darlinghurst Sydney
POSITION: bottom
COCK SIZE: 7inch cut
ETHNICITY: Australian
HAIR: natural ginger
EYES: blue
HEIGHT: 176cm
CONTACT: 0414 234 845
MY RATES:
$300 half hour
$500 full hour
(same rates for outcall + Uber fare)
I receive a lot of messages, so there may be delays in reply.
If I haven’t been able to respond please feel free to message again :)
Looking forward to meeting you
Amy xx
24HRS.SEXY.FUN.PARTY GIRL.WON'T LET YOU DOWN
💘 Love to party & having fun on bed.. Easy said, action speaks louder than words.
Welcome to my page..I hope you like the photos. They are all genuine and recent photos.I'm your stunning,exotic and Sexy Independent high class Escort girl.Let me take you into my world full of fantasie!
I am DEE 27 years old ,Friendly and open mind.
Booking number D.
Sz6, Slim body,165cm,
Fully shaven.love 69. Smooth.pretty face,
very sexy -Fun, Never rushed,
friendly and open mind.
My Service available
Passionate / Romantic Kissing
COB coming on breast
Oral/ TADY/ Dirty Talk
Testicular Tongue Massage
Variety of Positions
Mutual Masturbation
PSE-porn star experience
GFE-girl friend experience
COB Golden shower
* NO GREEK ; NO NATURAL SEX!
100% GUARANTEED!!!! Definitely returning service.
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Name: Dania
Breast Size: 36E
Age: 22
Height: 165cm
Weight: 48 Kg
Derss Size : 7
In meeting me, you will notice I truly enjoy getting to know my lovers on a very personal and intimate level. I am free – spirited, very open-minded and believe sexual pleasure is a human right. l have a large sexual appetite and have always fantasized about being a high-class escort and believe I have found my true calling.
My background is very noticeable in my exotic appearance. I have flawless smooth skin and bedroom hazel eyes. I have a tight and toned, size 7 hourglass figure with large size 36D breasts and a round and perky backside.
On my days off you are likely to find me at the gym or enjoying the great outdoors. I am passionate about having a positive mindset towards life.
In My GFE services I provide:
Passionate deep kissing
Sex with different positions
Cuddling and Touching/ hugs
Juicy and Wet Body Slide
Striptease
Teasing Foreplay
Shower together
Oral / blow job / Love sucking
Sexy Lingerie
Full Body Massage
Head & Foot Massage
Mutual Masturbation
Fetishes
Foot Fetishes
Party Bookings
My full service rates are
$200 - 30mins
$280 - 45mins
$350 - 60mins
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plz text me for more information
Outcall
$500/1 hour depends on the location
Happy to do overnight or long booking for more pleasure
Text me if you want to equriey about my extra service
Chocolate TS Barbie
Slim thick Chocolate Barbie- Double D Breasts, smooth skin, soft juicy peach, chocolate girl cock. Available now to fulfil your Fantasies and Desires.. Total discretion assured and expected.
One Hour - Full Service
Deposit required for all bookings
Overnight / 24 Hour Bookings
Available for incalls and outcalls in Sydney. No time wasters or you will be blocked. Pricing non negotiable.
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Hey I'm Amanda
Young naturally busty girl, private escort who provides high level of service.
I am very funny, friendly, warm, classy, sensual and sexy. If you want to enjoy a nice company, a passionate night, You won't be disappointed.
I would love to spend quality time with respectful gentlemen. So if you wish to have an unforgettable girlfriend experience hurry up and don't lose your time!
Name : Amanda
Breast Size : 36E
Age : 22
Nationality : Philippine
Height : 163
Weight : 48KG
Size : 7
Full Services Included:
GFE
Passionate
Sexy shower together
Extoic Nude Body Rub
Body sliding
Skin caresses rubs
Amazing Relief
Ice and fire double heaven
Super beautiful mutual play
Soft finger touch pussy
Hot sex happy ending
sex in different positions
more and more please inquiry
More extra service etc welcome to enquiry
My full service rates are
$180 - 30mins
$230 - 45mins
$280 - 60mins.
Out call $400/60 up depends on Location
I also providing Deluxe Service
Incall Deluxe Service Rate
$300 - 30 mins
$350 - 45mins
$400 - 60mins
Outcall Deluxe Service Rate
$550/1 hour
$1000/2 hours
Welcome to Enquiry About My Special Deluxe service detail
Don't miss out on the opportunity to spend quality time with me. Let's make unforgettable memories together! 😘
Text me now to having fun together
What are you waiting for ???
indulge.. be wild..unearth your hidden side
28 • CD •
I’m a dominant wild top.
Clean, smooth, well-groomed.
If you’re curious, naughty, genuine and know how to handle the unexpected rush of letting yourself be transported then we’ll get along and you will want more!
🔥 FIT • CONFIDENT • ASIAN • TOP ENERGY 🔥
Your cheeky Asian ladyboy with the curves, confidence, and strength to match. 💪✨ Gym-built legs, strong arms, and a body that definitely knows how to turn heads.
Confident, playful, discreet, and all about giving you an unforgettable experience. 😈 Whether you’re after someone sweet and teasing or a little more dominant, I know how to bring the energy.
💋 Premium vibes • Genuine service • Satisfaction-focused • Discreet & respectful
📩 Ready to book? Send me a private message with your preferred date and time. Discreet bookings only — I’ll confirm availability and details privately.
Come find out why strong legs aren’t just for the gym. 😉
🍑 43 YEARS OF THIS WET, WILD CUNT – STILL JUICIER THAN UR EX’S TEARS, FUCKFACE 😈💦👵
🍆💦 WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, BABY BOY – HOPE U BROUGHT A SNACK 🍑👅
listen here u beautiful disaster
I'm 43. that's not old – that's FINE WINE WITH A KICK 🍷💥 been around the block so many times I painted the fuckin' lines myself. my pussy's got more miles than a rental car but she still purrs like a fuckin' kitten when the right hands show up. 💋
u think some 22yo instagram princess knows what to do with a real dick? HA. they still giggle n blush when u grab their hips. cute. adorable. boring. 😂
me? I been suckin' dick since before u knew what a hard-on was, baby. my throat's got muscle memory that'd make u weep. I don't gag – I greet. 👅🔥
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LEMME TELL U 'BOUT MY TUESDAY – shit got WILD 👇
so I'm at this dingy lil diner – the one with the sticky floors n coffee that tastes like regret – n this scruffy mechanic slides into the booth next to me. grease under his nails. smelled like gasoline n cheap cologne. I was already wet. 🫦
he's all shy n shit – "ma'am can I get u anything" – I looked him dead in the eye n said "yeah, a fork. so I can eat u alive." 😈
dude turned BEET RED. I dragged him to the bathroom. bent over that sink that barely worked. hiked my skirt up. he ate my cunt like it was his last meal on death row – sloppy n desperate – I had to bite my own fist so the whole diner didn't hear me scream. 🌊💦
then I returned the favor. dropped to my knees right there on that gross tile floor. sucked his soul out through his dick. he came so hard he nearly slipped in his own mess. I just laughed. wiped my mouth with a napkin. walked out n ordered pie. 🥧😏
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SO HERE'S THE DEAL – MY RULES, MY MOOD, MY MESS:
👉 u wanna shove that thing down my throat till my eyes water n I'm droolin' all over ur balls? fuck yes. I'll deepthroat u like I'm tryna win a trophy. 🤢🍆💦
👉 u wanna eat my old wet pussy from the back till I'm screamin' so loud my neighbor pounds on the wall? bring a towel, princess – I soak through sheets like a broken dishwasher. 🌊👅💧
👉 u wanna 69 till we both forget our own names? get down here. I'll sit on ur face while I choke on ur dick. perfect chaos. absolute fuckin' art. 😜🔄
👉 u wanna flip me over n drill me against the headboard? yeah u do. my pussy's been around long enough – she knows what she wants. n she wants u to fill my hole.🍑💦
👉 u wanna cum on my tits? my face? my saggy belly that's seen some shit? go ahead, Picasso. paint me like one of ur dirty dreams. just don't expect me to hang it on my wall. 🎨💦
👉 u wanna bring a friend? double trouble, double fun. just don't expect me to remember either of ur names by the time I kick u out. I'll call u both "sweetheart" n u'll like it. 🤷🏻♀️👬
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lemme paint u a picture since ur brain's small n ur dick's big: 🖼️
u knock. I don't say hi. I grab ur shirt n yank u inside like I'm pullin' a donkey. 🚪🫏
ur back hits my bed before u can blink. pants? gone. I'm already on my knees with ur dick in my mouth like I've been starvin' for a week. 💀👅
then I flip over – ass up, face down – n tell u to eat my cunt like a good little mutt. don't stop till my legs shake n I'm callin' u every dirty name I know. 🐶🍑
then I ride u. my tits slappin' ur chin. my hips movin' like I'm tryna win a rodeo. u hold on or u get thrown off – I don't give a flyin' fuck. 🏍️💥
I'll whisper nasty shit in ur ear. call u a good boy. call u a filthy pig. call u whatever makes u blow that load all over my wrinkled hands. 🫦💦
wanna finish on my lips? my laugh lines? my gray hairs that I earned?? be my guest. I'll lick myself clean just to watch ur stupid face melt. 😛
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💬 ONE MORE THING – I AIN'T UR MOMMY N I AIN'T UR THERAPIST
I'm here to get wrecked, then kick ur ass out so I can nap in my own wet spot. 😴
so DON'T FUCKIN' CALL ME. I won't pick up. probably got some other dude's dick in my mouth or buried between my legs. 📵👄🍆
TEXT ME. like a civilized little pervert. ✉️
I'll hit u back when I'm done ruinin' the guy before u. maybe ur next. maybe u'll jerk off alone tonight like a loser. 🤷🏻♀️😘 who knows. I'm a mystery wrapped in a crop top.
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💰 PAYMENT SHIT – LISTEN UP CUZ I AIN'T UR BANK:
CASH 💵 – fold it nice n leave it on the table like a good little slut-boy.
PAYID – INSTANT ONLY ⚡
if that shit says "pending" or "delayed" or "lemme check my wallet" – I don't give a flyin' fuck. 🚫⏳
it gets ignored. deleted. laughed at while I finger myself n watch reality TV.
I ain't got time for ur broke-ass games. my cunt ain't a fuckin' layaway plan. 💀
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Indah
43 years of dirty. still the nastiest MILF u'll ever forget – if ur lucky enough to get in. 😈👵💦
now text me, handsome. I'm waitin'. 📱💋
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