Surry Hills Female Escorts

Hi Gentlemen

My profile has been verified, so please don't ask for more photos.

Thank you for looking at my profile.

My name is delilah . I am beautiful,sweet tasting,

I will do what your girlfriend don't do.

girlfriend experience or someone you want to spend long time to party with I am your girl and I promise you will leave my place with a memory that will make you remember me for a long long time.

My fantasy dream is to have HARD cock in and out my wet pussy.

Come to be my plumber, using your HARD cock to break through my tight pussy.

Come right now baby 

I want to hold your cock and tast your cock and lick your balls

Massage and body rub hj

thank you

I can also extras. Please ask about it

If you're looking for someone genuine, affectionate yet fun, a true girl friend experience or a fantasy comes true, a great time well worth money spent, look no further.

my prices are down below you will not regret choosing me

GFE RATES  

30mins / $250

60mins/ $400

Sexy lingerie with stocking

Different position GFE safe sex

Good sucking (with or with out protection)

Shower together

Oral on me

Passionate lip kissing

Body to body oil Massage

Face Sitting

Foreplay

Rimming on me

Overnight stays

OUTCALL FOR FULL SERVICE 

60mins / 600 + Uber fee

WITH $100 deposit in advance

WAITING FORYOU MESSAGE ME AND BOOK AN APPOINTMENT 

TEL : 0415 690 535

I will constantly change into different costumes and play

No more additional photos will be sent to you

Hello Guys. My name is JENNY , 24 yo 

I'm very active, playful and friendly with a very good sense and full of fantasy.

If you are looking for a class companion with beauty, charm and a nice personality, then you are visiting the right place.

I aim to please with a fun and flirty GFE so come and visit me in my luxurious and discrete private incall for an intimate no rush service tailored to your needs.

What I provide will be:

Shower together, GFE, passion and affection, sexy lingerie, touching, cuddles, Mutual oral, Sucking, FS, massage, passionate sex and others.. Feel free to ask me if you want more

$200 half hour

$300 one hour

i can go to your place if you feel more comfortable, 400 up with travel

Outcall Japanese Heidi. kemonokko tsuushin. Escorts Sydney

bring it on! sexy video sex,Hardcore SEX.

 Are you bored at work? Or you in the distance.

- I'm ready, with some music, sexy bikini stockings and high heels...

 Upon receipt of payment. i will call you right away

kiss hug touch

Mutual oral including 69

360 degrees without dead angle, natural blowjob

Ejaculate anywhere below my neck

Fetishes (Feet, stockings. High heels, body worship)

Costume Role Play (Drag Queen)

vibrator on me

Japanese nuru massage

deep throat no gagging

suck/ball lick/or lick my whole body

watch porn tv together

spanish/tits masturbation

shaved pussy

favorite doggystyle

Provide free ice mineral water and drinks

Covering GFE

Anglo-French-Spanish Affectionate Tongue Kiss

Ice and Fire Natural Blowjob (Cum anywhere)

cum in mouth or on my face

hostess

sex toys in different sizes

BDSM, butt plug vibrator

Give you golden rain

2 minutes shot (No face shots）

Turkish Stepdaughter Fantasy Party

Spray water

❌Natural sex and anal sex are not provided

❌No more additional photos will be sent to you

❌not swallowing

❌ No haggling

❌Couples not accepted

❌I don't lick anus because I'm a princess

Hi, I'm Jisoo.

A gentle and elegant Korean beauty with a warm smile, soft personality, and natural charm. Recently arrived in Sydney, I bring a touch of Korean grace and sophistication to every meeting.

Standing tall with a slim, feminine figure and flawless skin, I take pride in presenting myself with elegance, confidence, and genuine warmth. 

Whether you're looking for relaxed conversation, a charming companion, or simply beautiful company, I believe the best experiences come from authentic connection.

Requires no upfront money, and you won't be billed if you choose to cancel.

Only paid at the time of our meeting, before service.

-All bookings are for a full unrushed service, ensuring you leave satisfied and happy.I loves to tease and please. I get so horny so if you would like to try a range of things .

Any extra service you can talk to us in person, don’t be shy as I am very open minded and can provide many services and fantasies you may have in mind. 

I am Carman 28 years old,with gorgeous DD cup curvaceous body,model look.I am very happy and open mind.I am high class escort girl can provide quality service.I enjoy party fun as well.come to see me you will know that.Please call me or text me at..0478 051 437

I am really attractive, sweet and smart. Truth is, I am probably the best that you can find around here. If you want to know anything else about me and possibility meeting, please contact me!

Extra service including: 

Bbbj

French kissing

Cim 

Rimming 

Golden shower

Role play

Threesome

Foursome

Hi this is Millie!

You will find yourself feeling quickly at ease in my company. My down to earth and genuine nature will have you captivated just as my sparkling green eyes and petite size 8 figure with some killer curves in all the right places will. I won’t soon be forgotten 😉

 Looking forward to giving you the best experience, special service either you can see or imagine.

All you need to do is just relax and enjoy yourself with me.

MY RATE:

250/30MINS

400/1H

OUTCALL

$500/60MINS+Uber fee deposit first

 Text : 0412440483 to make a booking with me ~

Hi guys i am Queen ❤️❤️❤️a friendly and sexy private excort girl work in Sydney CBD.

I will provide unforgettable girlfriend experience for my clients, bring all your sex fantasies come true💰💰💰

Please call me or message me before you come over to arrange a time. Looking forward to seeing you soon😘😘😘

GFE service $350/hr

There is package rate for long hours booking. For outcall a deposit required before I go to yours.

My phone: 0493 169 258💖💖💖

Hi guys:

I am an honest person, and I like to be treated with sincerity. If you're just here to waste time, please move along.

-Sexy,SWEET and the perfect amount of NAUGHTINESS!

-The body of a goddess; the personality of an angel! Your time with me will be heavenly!

clean, discreet (our time is our little secret), and above all, totally real!

You will see the fun we have together because we enjoy it at the same time.

I'm a sexy, exotic, naughty companion, and I enjoy the company of smart, witty, and charming men.

I am a very playful girl, as you can see from my photos. I'm very fit and active.

Services offered:

I provide an intimate girlfriend experience, including:

Sex in multiple positions 

Deep French Kissing

Shower for two

Sensual massage 

Pussy play 

Hand job

Oral on you

DATY: oral on me

Sexy lingerie 

Deep Throat or Gagging

My goal is to make you feel worshipped and adored like you never have before. I’ll make you feel like the king.

To gentlemens.

I am really proud of my angel face, and I have a thin, fit physique that is just perfect. I promise that you won't be able to take your eyes off of me. 

I am a very skilled female in this field who is driven to serve. I receive a lot of praise. 👄 

I consider my appearance to be a reflection of the kind of woman I am, and I take great pride in it. 👄 

Since you treat us properly, Gentleman, I genuinely like having sex with you. I'll give you a fantastic body massage and blowout. I enjoy showing you my special abilities and seeing your dick growl. Use my beauty and my performance to amuse, uplift, and make you feel good! I am lickable, touchable, and kissable since I am so active. 

I have a good feeling that my excellent service will put you at ease. 

I adore gatherings with lots of people. we can party together.

Give yourself a spoil. Visit me and take advantage of my services. 

ACT WITH RESPECT Keep in mind that you receive what you give.

An exclusive, high-end Girlfriend Experience tailored for the discerning gentleman.

Expect elegance, chemistry, and effortless intimacy in a private, luxurious setting. I offer captivating conversation, genuine warmth, and a sensual presence that feels natural and unhurried. Discreet, polished, and attentive — every moment is designed to leave a lasting impression.

.

www.laurenhaleau.com

📱 +6140583475

I’m the kind of woman you relax with instantly.

Warm, flirty, easy to talk to, with long brown hair, a curvy body, and full breasts you’ll struggle to keep your hands off. I love good conversation, lots of laughs, and that natural chemistry that makes time fly by.

I offer two experiences depending on the mood.

One for the good boys.. fun, connected, playful, and intimate.

And one that’s a little naughtier… where things heat up, boundaries soften, and the energy shifts into something you’ll be thinking about long after we part.

I’m the girl for all occasions. A quick lunchtime escape at my luxury Gosford incall when you need a break from the day, or a proper dinner date with great wine, easy flirting, and an extra-special ending back in the room. Kissing is my favourite way to get things started & it’s how you’ll know I’m enjoying myself too.

If you’re looking for an easy, fun, no-pressure experience with a woman who genuinely enjoys your company, you’ll feel right at home with me.

Let’s have some fun.

Lauren x

Rates

GFE

• 1 hour — $800

• 2 hours — $1,600

• 3 hours — $2,700

• 4 hours — $3,060 (discounted)

• 5 hours — $3,600 (discounted)

NGFE

• 1 hour — $1,000

• 2 hours — $2,00

• 3 hours — $3,300

• 4 hours — $3,740 (discounted)

• 5 hours — $4,400 (discounted)

Dinner/Lunch Date — 3.5hrs - $2,200 total

Payment Options

✔️ PayID

✔️ Beemit

✔️ Cash

✔️ Credit Card (+10% GST applies)

🔒 Deposit must be paid prior to confirming any booking.

Important Notes

• I do not send selfies — all verified, professional images are available on my website

• Please do not call before sending a proper text enquiry

• I am a very low-volume provider and only see a limited number of clients

• Respect, discretion, and clear communication are essential

Booking Enquiries: Please send the following information or I will not reply. Thank you.

NAME:

SERVICE (GFE or NGFE):

AGE:

BACKGROUND: (no judgement)

INCAll or OUTCALL:

TIME & LENGTH OF BOOKING:

📱 0461 583 475

🌐 www.laurenhaleau.com

SERVICES:

Girlfriend Experince GFE $800 per hour 

- Protected Sex

- Deep French Kissing, Foreplay & Cuddling

- Oral (on me)

-Handjob & Oral (on you protected) 

- Multiple Positions (no 69)

- Toys (on me)

- COB

- Lingerie Requests

Naughty Girlfriend Experience $1000 per hour

- Protected Sex

- Handjob & BBBJ

-Oral and Fingering (on me)

- Deep French Kissing, Foreplay & Cuddling

- Multiple Positions (including 69)

- Multiple Shots 

- Dirty Talk 

- COB

- Toys (on me)

-Light spanking 

- Outfit (not costume) & Lingerie Requests (must be 24 hours notice) 

ANYTHING NOT ON THIS LIST I DON’T DO..

New to the industry and guys... I'm absolutely loving it. I'm 100% independent, so either call or message me on 0434 479 980. I can't wait to hear from you!

ABOUT ME

Hey baby, Its Rina your very own one of a kind Eurasian you can have all to yourself.

Then you'll meet my naughty side, the exciting side where our attraction becomes too overwhelming, were about to jump on each other. Everyone i meet i want to vibe with, you'll meet my bubbly fun side, my soft and submissive side. It's completely up to you how dirty our time together gets. ;)I love deep kissing, intense eye contact, and putting my hands on your hard cock. When you first knock on my door, you'll be greeted by my sweet, shy, and bubbly side—wearing nothing but sexy lingerie chosen just for you.

I'm a cute little sweet girl. Our chemistry we connect with will allow you to lead however you want our time together to go... But please don't let my innocent face fool you.. I'm a very good girl, but I know exactly how to please a man. And if you play your cards right, I’ll let Daddy do whatever he wants to me. My deep throat is something men always remember. I’ve been told it feels another-worldly, and that they’ve never had a girl open her throat and take them the way I do. I love it deep, sloppy, messy, and intense — I love having daddy's hard cock deep in my warm throat while watching you completely losing control.

Guys I have a confession to tell you. Please Read

It never crossed my mind to ever do this work. I didnt want people to think im slutty. I needed some quick cash and there you know im an escort Ha.. But You know what happened to me. I had no idea This naughty inner slutty girl was inside me my whole life. Iv embraced every experience with every guy iv met and these guyssssss.....OMG.. they bring out Rina the Whore hehehe. I love meeting so many nice genuine and sexy men. Im addicted to it. I love what I do so look no further if your in search of the perfect girl to spend your time with.

MY RULE

My golden rule is simple: Be a gentleman and treat me with respect. If you do, you will get exactly that in return—plus so much more. I treat people the way I’d like to be treated, and at the end of the day, all I want to do is look after you boys and show you a very, very good time. ;)

SERVICES & RATES

GFE (GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE)

• 30 min - $450
• 1 hour - $750 ($700 CASH)

PSE (PORNSTART EXPERIENCE)

• 30 min - $600
• 1 hour - $900 (850 CASH)

Outcall: +100 per booking + Uber or deposit upfront.

VIDEO CALL SERVICE

• 5 minutes - $100
• 10 minutes - $200

Any extras - Just message me and ill let you know.

HOW TO BOOK

Text me the following and ill reply straight away unless iv got someones cock in my mouth.

* YOUR NAME

* AGE & NATIONALITY

* INCALL OR OUTCALL

* DATE, TIME AND DURATION

Im a kind soul and a genuine and honest person so read below

WHAT NOT TO DO.

• Time wasters (yes you loosers in bed with your dick in your hand pretending to book me. your a pussy)
• asking to many questions. I do like to feel someone out and gte a vibe, but bro your taking the piss im not your therapist
• Any abuse or disrespect will not be tolerated
• Pending transfers = no service

Love you guys, See you soon ;)

YES I am the girl in the photos you can facetime me to check for yourself ;)

Note images are also Verified by site administration.

Based in Harbour Street Sydney CBD. Gentlemen only 💕

🔥Super SEXY 35DCUP 💋🌸Our time is precious so spoil yourself, all you need is a little bit of me💋 IN/OUTCALL!!!

Hey guys!

First of all, thank you for taking the time to view my profile, I really appreciate it. I do humbly request you read my profile fully before contacting me🙏🏽

My name is Melly, 22 years old, an easy going wild cat.

My body is very sexy, big boobs and a big ass, you can do what ever you want with me. I’m a naughty girl who loves to enjoy sex 😈

I show my wild side and fire I can bring to the scene. trust me its SEXY....

I am very Busty D cup slim girl with a magic smile and pretty face , I am a friendly escorts with locations in your area Loves to travel around the world!!! And I love to see you fully satisfied, I truly enjoy my work !!! 😋

I work fully independent , when you call or message you are talking to me !! If my phone is on I am still working. :)🍒🍒

 Incall rate

30 minutes $180

60 minutes $280

Outcalls 1 hour starts from $450

Sensually; full service exclusively includes: Relief, protected (safe) sex, mutual play, affectionate cuddling, nipple play.

Every meeting with me is true GFE.

See you soon💋💋

Hello Ladies & Gentlemen!

 If you are looking for an independent and exclusive escort, then you have just found me.

 I can be your girlfriend or secret lover. Together we can have fun doing the biggest and best shamelessness you ever imagined and never did.

 I am sweet and naughty, Brazilian goddess. I love sex, giving and receiving pleasure. My soft skin will slide over your body and it will be very intense.

 My toned and perfect body was built by years and years of dedication in the gym.

I look forward to showing you how special you must feel.

My goal is simply to satisfy you in every way possible, both with regard to your mind and your body.

As you can see my photos and video are genuine.

Offers you a chance to find incall or outcall.

Come and share a beautiful moment with me, be it a short visit, a dinner, a social event or an evening.

Do not hesitate to contact me by SMS and I hope to see you soon.

0414 387 121

SEND ME A MESSAGE WITH THE TIME AND DURATION OF YOUR RESERVATION.

   *** ALL MY IMAGES ARE REAL.

 For bookings, contact me on 0414387121

please guys, be DIRECT, send me a message saying exactly what you are looking for ... without fear! lol, I promise I have a very open mind.

  DON'T ASK ME FOR DISCOUNTS - 🤦‍♀️

  Check the price and your budget and reserve your time is easy!

 ❌ Please note that I do not answer blocked calls and DO NOT offer XX and natural sex. DO NOT INSIST.

🟢 Digital service.

Party 🎉 party 🎉 🎉 party 🎉 come to me

Message only for booking:0423291566 100% real photo ❤️😘😉

hay handsome i am very happy you can ask me do extras service when we meet, that gonna charge $50~200 more. and i am.party queen . i will very happy and enjoy be with you long hours.please SMS me the details😘😘😘😘😘

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incall booking need get deposit for $30 to 50

outcall booking will get deposit $100

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 special price 12hr 3000

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I’m best service queen 🫅

 Extra 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

✅ anal

✅ natural sex

✅ natural BJ

✅CIP

✅CIM

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Diamond Service 1hr$800❤️❤️❤️❤️

Location:Sydney city CBD

Hi everyone if want booking please send message for booking and call my name and give ur name and want booking time for how long thank u 🙏 

My name is Reverie , 36DD size is 5 or 6 42 years old an independent escort with party services.

I am of a different kind who caters for your desires, fantasies and passion.

My intention is to impress you, to please you and to satisfy you emotionally.

You will be in the hands of a hbeautiful model, healthy and intellectually curious with a spiritual mind. My warm affectionate personality and sense of humour are but a few of my attributes that accompany my deep lustful eyes and body of a model.ot and sexy 

I am a first-class escort with a great personality who enjoys having fun.

Whether you are seeking to be the envy of every man or to entice a fun filled evening I can promise you that our time together will be an adventure that will leave a lasting impression!

Passionately yours,

Booking number 0423291566

Lay down for your most intense orgasm ever . . . . . . For both men and women, couple's celebrating special occasions.

welcome to my place luxury CBD apartment.

LOCATED a short distance from Wynyard or Town Hall and Martin Place. Transport and parking easily accessible.

SERVICE

Fully air conditioned

Nude body to body massage - sexy body slide

( front & back ) Erotic forplay, soft & slippery or deep tissue massage. Lingam massage ( genital stimulation ) hands ending.

Water dispensable massage oil or gels odourless , soft or soothing,

ABOUT ME

Independant qualified masseuse.

Australian born (parents Australian / Singaporean )

Slim, soft white skin bright Hazel eyes. University educated, easy nature,. I enjoy giving and receiving massages meeting new people always a pleasure.

Warm & friendly, sensual, passionate my service.

Respectful and welcoming my ethos.

i pride myself in appearance & keep a clean environment.

Photos are recently taken and are my genuine images

Bathroom facilities with premium toiletries provided.

Discretion and privacy assured.

SMS bookings preferred

0414 600 090

No Private Numbers

I'm an exquisite choice for those who love making love. Relaxing experience for MATURE (35+ years old) gentlemen. 

MY SERVICE IS GFE (girlfriend experience) it means making love with respect and taking care of my partners needs.

Cleanliness, respect, confidentiality and privacy. I clean and wash everything after every guest.

SMS ONLY please. Thank you!

0450 893 803

INCALL LOCATION: 

CBD (near world square shopping centre so if you have a car you can park it at the Event Cinemas parking or world square)

OUTCALLS: 

4-5 stars hotels only (safety reason), I will consider your apartment/house if we meet before in hotel or incall OR you are 50+ years old, order cleaning regularly and have fresh linen and towels.

To make it easier for both of us please send your request in the following sample:

Compliment (how beautiful I am xD)

1. Name 

2. Age

3. When would you like to see me (date and time)

4. Duration of the date (1h, 2h, overnight or lunch/dinner date 2h)

5. How will you pay (PayID or cash)

*I prefer cash.

6. Let me know if you want bbbj (it's extra+$100)

*I don't do bbbj if you have phimosis (it's a condition when you can't completely pull back foreskin and open your glans).

I'm 100% real. Check my Instagram: @wishofyourheart. I'm not perfect and I don't expect you to be perfect. We all have flaws and imperfections. The only thing I expect is you to be clean. Taking SHOWER before session is mandatory.

Please wear something comfortable. No need to wear suit and tie for me. If possible shortcut your public hair. I want you to enjoy your time with me but please don't make it difficult for me. It's not nice when I try to give you the best bj in your life and your public hair goes into my eyes, nose or mouth.

Please do not bring chocolate, flowers or wine.

I started my OnlyFans: @lenawescott. Nothing erotic, only psychology and physiology of relationship and sex. I'll post video once a week and hopefully you will find it interesting and useful.

Tip me if you learnt something new.

I am a stunning 19 year old with perfect and soft and kissable lips, seductive, bright brown eyes and silky black hair. I carry flawless, golden skin, a tight, small body, natural breasts and an ass that you will want to eat all night. 

About me,I am a girl,young and adventurous friendly chick who loves sex so this the perfect job me.

I love touching and skin on skin. I love giving oral sex.....and I'm told I have a natural skill for it.

I look after myself and make sure that I always look my best. I dress sexy but classy and get turned on by wearing some of my extensive collection of lingerie. If u tell me what you like, I'll do my best to wear something pleasing.Like to try different things in life.

Services included Full body stress relief, Sensual teasing;Sexual cuddling and touching; and Full girl friend experience,kissing, cuddle, Sex in different positions, 69, 

french oral, and pretty lingerie, really sexy, wont let you down.

 Please ring me or text me on 

I am Looking forward to hearing from you soon.

Hey lovelys, welcome to my page.

Please send the following info requested below when texting. My incall is located in Alexandria by Sydney Park.

For a full list of my service inclusions please text me but please also include your age, incall or outcall, length of booking, date and time of booking.

** AVAILABLE FOR PARTY BOOKINGS 1HR + BOOKINGS ONLY**

Please Note. I do not take phone calls and I also won’t answer messages that do not include the following information: Your age, date/time or time frame of booking (not now, all day, today, tomorrow etc), length of booking and whether it’s an incall or outcall. If it’s an outcall please include the location. My incall is located in Alexandria by Sydney Park.

Preferred contact method:

SMS is my preferred contact method. I don’t take phone calls unless you’re a client I’ve seen prior.

I can sometimes be available at short notice but pre bookings are preferred.

British living in Sydney - Incall space is Alexandria NSW very close to Sydney Park

When sending a booking enquiry please include:

• Name and Age
• Day/Date and time of booking 
• Whether the booking is an incall or an outcall
• If it’s an outcall please include the hotel details or the full address. 
• My hourly rate is inclusive of all my services however anything outside of DFK, oral both ways, cuddling and vaginal penetration must be requested beforehand. 
• I DO NOT OFFER BB PENETRATION OR ANAL SEX

Incalls are held at my private residence where there is on street parking available near by. 

If you are more than 10mins late to your incall booking I may not be able to see you. If you’ve let me know in advance I will try to accommodate.

If you have paid a deposit and are late to the booking this is not refundable. If you cancel a booking after paying a deposit this is also not refundable.

All deposits are non refundable if you cancel. I would obviously refund any deposit where I have had to cancel the booking. I require a deposit for ALL outcall bookings. Paid via Beem. The deposit comes off the total to be paid on arrival and will depend on the location of the booking.

Full payment is required on arrival. Time is reserved once booked and therefore no refund is given if you choose to leave the booking earlier than the time you booked for.

Any time extension must be paid at the time of extending not at the end of the booking. 

MY RATES ARE TIME NOT SERVICE BASED. THE SHORTEST BOOKING I OFFER IS 30MINS, RATES ARE ALL ON MY PROFILE.

If your message doesn’t include the required information then I will not be able to respond. It must include a DATE not today or tomorrow etc. If my phones been off for a couple of days all of my messages come through as the same day and time which is when my phone is switched back on.

👋 sup fucker. i’m Shu. 27. Chinese. came here on a working holiday dreamin big... but life slapped me in the face then fucked me sideways.

long story short — farm boy sweet-talked me, we started a lil biz, then he ghosted with every last cent. debt goblins back home? they don't give a shit about my feelings. so here i am. doin what i gotta. fast. dirty. on my own terms.

✨ this ain't no sob story. this is me takin the wheel n drivin off a cliff. fun, right?

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🛏 WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS WHEN U SHOW UP?

i open the door. maybe in a tiny ass towel. maybe already half naked. depends how long u made me wait.

we don't do that fake “how was ur day” crap. u wanna talk? talk with ur hands on my tits.

i'll push u on the bed. rip ur pants off. suck u like a lollipop that owes me money. then i'll climb on top n ride u like a stolen scooter — fast, loud, n a lil dangerous.

i love bouncing on that dick til u see stars. or til u cry. either way i'm not stoppin. we can flip it around. doggy against the mirror. bend me over the sink. throw me on the couch. i got energy for days, baby. i'm 25 not 55.

i'll milk every drop outta u. then maybe go for round two if u ain't a quitter.

i bite. i scratch. i talk dirty in broken english. n i will laugh if u cum too fast. deal with it.

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💬 TEXT ME IF...

u want a messy, sweaty, no-bullshit time with a young asian trashbag like me

ur stressed n need to empty ur balls (n maybe ur mind)

u can handle a girl who talks back n fucks forward

🚫 DON'T TEXT IF...

u need romance n candles. wrong address, grandpa.

u wanna “just chat”. i ain't siri.

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✅ SHIT I'M DOWN FOR (most of it anyway):

kissin n bitin

takin my clothes off real slow (or real fast, depends if ur hot)

suckin, lickin(if ur clean)

fuckin in every position u can spell

multiple rounds til one of us passes out

my place. messy but private.

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📞 READ THE FUCKIN RULES CUZ I WON'T REPEAT:

NO calls unless u wanna hear my voicemail sayin “fuck off” — seriously, text me.

i'll reply when i'm not busy gettin my blown out by some other random. could be 5 mins, could be 2 hours. patience is a virtue, dickhead.

👉🏻 TEXT ME: 0478 520 471 (or don't. idgaf.)

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💰 PAYMENT SHIT (yeah i ain't no dinosaur):

cash works.

PAYID (instant only — delayed or pending transfers? nah. don't even try.)

crypto also works. ask me.

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👋 so... u gonna text or just sit there jerkin off to my words?

i'm waitin. but not for long. 😘💋