Surry Hills Female Escorts
Hello
Let's keep it simple, you book me and I make you feel like the best day of your life ..
Tiny Girl, Naughty Little Smile💋 SUKEBE chair Fantasy
Hi my name is Lita.23 years old .I'm your petite Indonesian-Chinese girl.Just 5'1" of cute little trouble.Small frame, charming smile, and a playful personality that might get under your skin. You might be able to lift me in your arms, but can you handle my teasing charm? Come unwind, enjoy skilled hands, and let a little mystery make your day more interesting.
Located at Rhodes, only a short stroll from the station.Stunning waterfront views, a spotless luxury apartment, a cosy romantic setting, and a professional inflatable Nuru bed. Come in, leave your worries behind, and let me make your private escape a little more tempting.
More Than Just a Pretty Face
I'm not here to give you a pretty girl to pass the time.I'm here to offer professional massage, deep relaxation, and an experience that goes beyond what words can describe.
Some sensations are better felt than explained.Come curious. Leave speechless.
Prices
Naked relaxing Massage and Hand Relief
$150 for 30 Minutes
$200 for 45 Minutes
$250 for 60 Minutes
Erotic Nuru gel Massage :
The most slippery and delicious body slide your senses could feel, given by an expert, naked, on an inviting and tempting futon bed. Let your imagination run wild while I slide every inch of my body all over you! The most intimate, erotic and sexual sensation your body can experience, without the need of full service interaction. For this premium treatment I use an organic 100% plant based special gel, derived from seaweed and other compounds that I carefully prepare to make this occasion a breath taking moment. No nasty chemicals or preservatives.
👅Super Steamy *SUKEBE chair Fantasy* genital/testicles Fun Play
Men can sit on the stool, and the hole underneath the chair gives from the soapy masseuse to lather the genital and anal area in bubbles, and play with the man's testicles until he is really turned on. It allows her to do this without the danger of the man slipping on the soapy water, or having to stand for a long time, as it is a comfortable for both the client and the masseuse, and it gives a sensual charge to the massage.
A visually pleasing body rub too.
As the client is sitting in an upright position, it allows them to see every part of the naked masseuse when the she is facing the man from the front. This of course adds to visual excitement to the proceedings. The erotic masseuse can also body rub both sides of the body without having to turn the client around, and the u-shaped hole gives he full access to the penis.
This type of body rub feels fantastic, is fun and hygienic too. It is an excellent way to warm up for the body rub, however many guys may just like to sit on the sukebe chair for the whole session as the feeling of the masseuse rubbing your shaft can lead to an explosive orgasm as you may well imagine
👅SUKEBE chair Fantasy+❤️Nuru Naked Massage and Relief (Including Body Slide)
$250 30 Minutes
$300 45 Minutes
$400 60 Minutes
Dragon tendons massage
is the Thai palace secret massage, help men's kidney health care and sexual function health care, for premature ejaculation, erection is not firm and not lasting has obvious effect. This massage allows more blood to enter the penis, increase the size and firmness of the penis, effectively relieve sexual dysfunction and low libido, completely release the body and mind. It makes men more confident and hold their heads up.
Dragon tedon Massage and Relief
(Including prostage massage )
$200 30 Minutes
$250 45 Minutes
$300 60 Minutes
Extra (Add on)
BATH +100
GOLDEN SHOWER ON YOU + 50
SPECIFIC OUTFIT+50
FETTISHES +50
Booking is required please.
I generally don't reply to hidden numbers!
PAYMENT CASH ONLY
🔥 NATALIA – THAT FUCKIN’ COLOMBIAN TORNADO YOU AIN’T READY FOR (BUT COME TRY ANYWAY BITCH) 🔥
Yo. Listen up cunt (yeah i said it) 😘
I’m Natalia. 26. Colombian as hell. Now burnin’ up streets like a goddamn forest fire. 💃🔥
You want some sad story? save it. I ain’t your therapist.
What i got is a tight little body, a filthy mouth, and zero patience for dudes who text me “u avail?” like a fuckin’ robot. 🤖
I do what i want. When i want. With who i want… if they got cash or fast PayID. 😈
Let me tell you ‘bout last week’s little adventure – cause that’s the kinda freak i am
So this NBN dickhead shows up at 4pm Friday. Skinny as a rake, acne scars all over, hands like fuckin’ shovels. Nervous as a virgin in a brothel. He’s gotta run a new fibre line through my roof.
Me? I’m wearin’ a see-through fishnet top that’s basically two holes and a prayer, and these tiny little shorts that say “EAT ME” in sparkles across the ass. No bra. Obviously.
He’s tryna check the modem but his eyes keep droppin’ to my tits like they got magnets. I ask if he wants a beer. Then I bend over to grab one from the bottom shelf – slow like. He gets a full show. His cargo shorts start lookin’ like a fuckin’ tent.
So I walk over, drop to my knees, pull his cock out with my teeth (yeah, teeth – gentle but nasty), and just go to town right there on the dusty living room floor. He makes this little puppy whimper sound. Pathetic. Cute.
I pop off, look up at him all sloppy, and go “Alright big boy – now fuck me like you’re tryna install that NBN. Fast. Unreliable. And don’t you dare stop halfway.”
He laughs like an idiot, then shoves me onto the couch, rips my shorts off, rolls on a rubber (don’t worry baby – i don’t do bareback, not ever), and pounds me so deep i swear i tasted his balls. He came on my belly first time. Second time? sprayed all over my face like a fuckin’ sprinkler. Left his drill behind. Guess what i use it for now. 😉
What i’m into (and what i’m NOT – figure it out)
I love it nasty. Kitchen counter. Bathroom floor. Against the window so the neighbours can watch. I’ll suck you like a lollipop ‘til your eyes roll back. Ride you like a stolen motorcycle. Let you pull my hair, slap my ass, call me your dirty little Colombian slut.
Here’s the deal, champ:
I take CASH or PayID – but listen close: INSTANT ONLY. If it says “pending” or “delayed”? Nah. I ain’t your bank. Don’t waste my time. 💸
Also – DON’T FUCKIN’ CALL ME. Send a text. I’ll reply when i’m not busy getting my guts rearranged by some other horny bastard. Might be 5 minutes. Might be 5 hours. Deal with it. ✌️
Still think you can handle a real Colombian firecracker?
Come find out. Or don’t. I got better things to do… like my NBN guy’s drill. 😜
Natalia – Your Worst & Best Idea
No princess shit. Just wet, wild, and wicked.
MMcta Chicas
Group of friends, available throughout the week.
*****Highly Reviewed*****
***Sofia, Kim, Lisa,***
*****MILFs(legit legit)*****
***Renata,Luna***
If you’re into milfs they’re top tier Latina MILFs
easily more attractive than some “actresses”
*****HOUSE FAVOURITE *****
*********C.a.m.i.l.l.a********
service is top notch but more importantly just a chill
girl and good company.
***Services***
-STANDARD Services ONLY (CONDOM)
-NO EXTRAS (ask girls directly with an offer, no guarantees)
**Outcall**: minimum 1 hour booking ($100 deposit per girl)
if longer distance then it will be slightly higher.
**Incall** bookings do not require deposits. But the appointment time will only be held for up to 15mins past booking.
-Girl of choice may no longer be available if no notice is given.
***Booking Template***
-Time (girls start at different times so availability changes)
-Service length/Service type (standard,party/bucks bookings)
-please mention age and ethnicity once booking is confirmed so that girls know who to expect.
***Common Questions***
-yes you can see the girls for incall before booking but it’ll be whoever is available at the time. IMPORTANT please don’t abuse this service as repeat viewing with no booking will be noted and will have low priority for future bookings
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The sexy Latin girl party in Sydney
Im Victoria from Colombian, 22 years old
I like to enjoy with sexy men and party together.
I’m an open minded and cheeky kind of girl. I like to really connect on a person level and fulfil every one of your dreams and Fantasy.
Full Service
1 hour 400
45 mins 350
30 mins 300
Lee sensual massage (MASSAGE ONLY)
Hi gentlemen,
I’m Lee
I am half japanase and half korean.
I have soft porcelain skin and pretty face.
I am tall, slim and have sexy legs that man would die for. I also have nice foot so whoever has foot fetish I’m happy to offer foot job (extra $50).
I offer you a very relaxed and sensual erotic body rub and hand relief (happy ending) at private, discreet and clean.
PRICES and SERVICES
30mins - $200
Oil massage, teasing sensual touch, body slide and happy ending.
45mins - $300
Oil massage, teasing sensual touch, body slide and happy ending.
1 hour-$400
Shower together, oil massage, teasing sensual touch, body slide and happy ending.
Blow and go $200
EXTRAEXTRA
$50 Blow job (covered)
$50 Foot job
$50 Prostate massage
blow n go $200 (covered)
0493877802
TEXT ONLY
Please text me your preferred TIME, DURATION and NAME, and will get back to you asap.), DURATION, NAME
No time wasters or you will be blocked..
CASH ONLY
Please note my prices are all non negotiable.
NO korean NO Indian🚫🚫❌
NO BBBJ🚫🚫❌
NO SEX 🚫🙅🏻♀️❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌
If you want more information please text me.. No answer❌ private number.❌❌❌
0493877802
Big tits and fat ass
I love being sensual and sexual rubbing on your body sitting on your face and riding your cock… come to me
Sexy, curvy and irresistibly Latina 🔥
Hi, I’m Mia 🔥Latina, with smooth, sun-kissed skin, natural curves, and a figure that definitely gets noticed. What you see is exactly what you get... and it’s even better in person.
I offer a relaxed, very sexy, and unhurried experience, filled with chemistry, affection, and good energy. The perfect way to switch off from the world and just enjoy.
✨ Important Guidelines ✨
✔ Respect and discretion are appreciated
✔ Excellent hygiene is expected
✔ No private numbers
✔ No time wasters
✔ Safe and respectful encounters only
If you appreciate feminine warmth, natural sensuality and moments that feel spontaneous and real…
You will enjoy meeting me. 🤍
❌ NO ANAL - NO NATURAL ❌
NO BARGAIN HUNTERS
NO LATIN MEN 🚷🚷
By prior arrangement only.
Time is selective and not always offered.
Messages only — no calls. 📩
Nuru massage with Adrienne
Hi, I’m Adrienne Hi your authentic Nuru Goddess here to ignite your sexual energ**From HK*height:160cm 50KG size 8 with natural 36 Cup*26years old **
Hi my name’s Yuki From Japan 158 45kg 34DD cup 28years old.*
We’re doing double girls with Authentic Japanese Nuru massage.
, the massage therapists use their naked, oiled-up bodies to glide along and massage their client’s naked, oiled-up body. This intimate and sensual experience creates a deep connection between the masseuse and the client, allowing for ultimate relaxation and pleasure. nuru massageA nuru massage is a type of erotic body-to-body massage that uses a slippery gel called nuru gel. The word “nuru” comes from the Japanese language, meaning “slippery” or “smooth.” During a
Nuru massage originated in Japan and has been practiced for centuries. It was initially used as a form of relaxation and healing, as well as a way for couples to connect on a deeper level. Over time, the practice has evolved and become more popular
During your nuru massage, your masseuse will use their entire body to massage yours, creating an intimate and connected experience. This can include using their hands, feet, and even their breasts to glide along your body.
I work from a very private discrete apartment in Macquarie Park .all day street parking.
*Hot showers
*Body slides and full body erotic massage.
* Lingam Massage .
*Prostrate massage.
* Gentle touching
* French ending and milking under the table $50(on cover)
(*(On The Nuru Chair *30 mins $200**(Doubles*$350)
Water spa bed +chair *60 mins $350*(Doubles*$550.)
*90 minutes $550*
* (Doubles*$700.)
Spanish pussy slide in the water)
On The Twin Hole Table
30 mins $150 *Doubles $280
60 mins $250 *Doubles $400
90 mins $400 *Doubles $550
Twin H table +chair or water bed (60 mins $300* )*[Double girls $550
Text now to organise your time with me (Text preferred)
(NB: PRIVATE NUMBERS WILL NOT BE ANSWERED) Message only.
Make sure you include your NAME, preferred TIME and LENGTH of session you like.
I will endeavour to get back to you asap.
PH: 0401 322 320
*This is a not a sexual service include
I look forward to seeing you!
All my Love,
Adrienne Xxx
LET ME MAKE YOUR DAY.LOVE PARTY
💘 Love to party & having fun on bed.. Easy said, action speaks louder than words.
Welcome to my page..I hope you like the photos. They are all genuine and recent photos.I'm your stunning,exotic and Sexy Independent high class Escort girl.Let me take you into my world full of fantasie!
I am DEE 27 years old ,Friendly and open mind.
Booking number D.
Sz6, Slim body,165cm,
Fully shaven.love 69. Smooth.pretty face,
very sexy -Fun, Never rushed,
friendly and open mind.
My Service available
Passionate / Romantic Kissing
COB coming on breast
Oral/ TADY/ Dirty Talk
Testicular Tongue Massage
Variety of Positions
Mutual Masturbation
PSE-porn star experience
GFE-girl friend experience
COB Golden shower
* NO GREEK ; NO NATURAL SEX!
100% GUARANTEED!!!! Definitely returning service.
Exquisite Erotic Massage by Curvalicious Brunette
“You’re incredible! Smart, sexy, driven, a bit quirky, amazing body & those hands…I’m fussy & hard to please. I have to say I loved every second of it” ~Josh
Are you:
- Feeling stressed & horny?
- Craving a tender, teasing touch?
- Needing your body to be rubbed the right way?
- Wanting to minimise risk but maximise pleasure & relaxation?
If you answered yes to any (or all) of the above, then my exquisite edging erotic massage is EXACTLY what you need!
Times are stressful! Come treat yourself to an experience where the focus is 100% on your relaxation & release, where you can just lie back & let my talented hands work their magic.
“I didn’t believe it when I read it but that was way better than any full service. My back feels great. Can’t wait ‘til next time” ~Rob
THE EXPERIENCE...
The combination of a terrific massage to ease your aching muscles and a heavenly handjob carefully crafted to make you see stars. You definitely won't find a rushed HJ here but, instead, an excellent edging where I'll tempt & tease you to the brink of climax again & again until you explode in orgasmic bliss.
MY LOCATION...
A lovely space within my private Macquarie Park apartment, located approx 20mins from the CBD, with train, bus & secure parking nearby.
MY AVAILABILITY...
I'm generally available between 11am-10pm Monday to Friday, and 1pm-10pm Saturday & Sunday. Sessions are limited, so it's best to book in advance. My availability is kept updated on my website to make finding a time easy.
MASSAGE MAGIC...
Your mind deserves relaxation and your body deserves a release, and I'm extremely talented at providing both. Massage relieves stress, boosts immunity, decreases blood pressure, increases circulation, promotes productivity, enhances sleep, eases headaches, and relaxes tight muscles. Combine these benefits with exquisite edging designed to enhance your orgasm and, well…it’s magic.
ABOUT ME...
I'm a tall, curvalicious, 30-something brunette who is a qualified & experienced erotic masseuse. I believe in providing a truly exceptional service, as my reviews testify to.
THE COST...
Can you really put a price on feeling fantastic? Yes, you can. My fees listed here are for massage sessions that are booked & prepaid AT LEAST two hours in advance. If you don't want to prepay, you can opt to pay a $50 booking bond, then the listed fee as the balance on arrival. 15min $120 / 20min $150 / 30min $200 / 45min $250 / 60min $300 / 75min $350 / 90min $450
Check out the Specials page on my website to see what tempting treats I’ve created for you.
BEST WAY TO BOOK...
Manners & specifics are required to book so PLEASE don't SMS "you available babe?" or anything like this. To make it easy on the both of us, please check your calendar, then copy & paste the below message into a new text message, complete the __ and send to 0403 896 211.
Hi Zoe, I saw your profile on Escorts & Babes. I was hoping to book a ___min massage around ___pm on __. Please let me know if you’re available so I can arrange the ________. Thanks, ________.
BOOKING WITH SHORT NOTICE?
An hour's notice is ALWAYS required as it takes me time to prepare my space. If booking with less than two hours notice, a $100 BEF surcharge is added to your fee.
Hope to have you on my table soon,
Zoe Grace xo
QUICK ANSWERS TO FAQs:
- Yes, bookings must be secured with either a booking bond or prepayment.
- No, I don't do outcalls. Incalls are at my Macquarie Park apartment only.
- Yes, I am located near public transport (bus & metro).
- No, I don't "party".
- Yes, there is on-street and undercover secure parking available.
- No, I don't do bookings "now". I require at least an hour's notice. Always.
- Yes, I am available at other times. An out-of-hours surcharge applies.
- No, I don't currently see couples or women unfortunately.
- Yes, I do offer prostrate massage as an upgrade.
- No, I don't wear clothes during the session.
- Yes, I am a fully qualified massage therapist with many years experience.
- No, I don't offer a GFE at the moment. Only erotic massage is available (with some extras including a different type of happy ending).
- Yes, touching (non-intimate areas) is permitted.
- No, transfers aren’t accepted for same day prepayments. Funds must clear before session starts.
- Prepayments can be made via Beem or ATM Cash Deposit. PayID is NOT an option.
- Booking Bonds can be paid via Beem, ATM Cash Deposit, Prezzee or Online Transfer. PayID is NOT an option.
“In an industry with a lot of standard service offerings, this gem is a stand out” ~JJX73
GRACE EROTIC MASSAGE
Hello Gentleman, I’m Grace offering relaxation and erotic massage with a hand job. I’m petite and busty with soft, naturally tanned skin. I love meeting new people and have a bubbly personality. I always ensure you feel comfortable from the moment we meet. I work from a modern, clean, and discreet apartment, with plenty of free parking available for your convenience.
Clients must be 21 years or older. I accept cash, beem and bank transfer(osko payment). In-call only.
I kindly request that you be gentle when we meet.
Please ensure that when you come to see me, you are not under the influence of alcohol or drugs. I would like the visit to remain professional. After the visit, I will only respond to messages related to scheduling or making an appointment.
Your discretion is important to me and I also would respect the same.
My rates below
*shower at my place is mandatory*
30 mins: $300 Shower together, oil massage, body sliding, and hand job.
45 mins: $350 Shower together, oil massage, body sliding, and hand job.
1 hour: $400 Shower together, oil massage, body sliding, and hand job.
Please book in advance, as I may not always be available.
New clients: A $100 deposit is required to secure your booking. Payment can be made via Beem or bank transfer. Please note that the deposit is non-refundable if you need to cancel. Thank you for your understanding!
To make a booking please text to 0485688828
and please include in your text:
*Name:
*Day/ Time of booking:
*Duration of booking:
My profile is verified so please do not ask more photos.
Kazakhstan,FS, Blow job, BJ, HJ, Erotic, Sensual massage relaxation- West Ryde
Dear customers,
I know my ad appear under different suburbs on the E&B, but my actual location is West Ryde (you can park at McDonald) and free street parkings.
Please book only if you’re able to travel to West Ryde.
I love and appreciate clients who read my ad properly and follow the instructions. It makes everything so much easier and smoother.
AVAILABILITY: Please check my E&B profile for my latest availability, dates, and hours.
Phone : 0403 269 403 (only TEXT) .
My name is Anna ,Kazakhstan (Eurisan, Asian appearance) Attractive, size 8, 29 years old.
My photos are 100% me and all pictures are verified.
CASH ONLY.
FULL SERVICE (sensual massage+CBJ+sex)
30mins-$250 (one shot)
45mins-$350 (one shot)
60mins-$450 (2shots)
NUDE SENSUAL MASSAGE
(Body-to-body erotic massage with CBJ – Covered Blow Job)
10mins-$100 (covered Blow & Go)
30mins-$130 (CBJx1+sensual massage)
45 mins – $150 (CBJ x1 + Hand Job x1 + sensual massage)
60 mins – $200 (CBJ x2 + sensual massage)
TO MAKE A BOOKING:
(Please specify WHAT YOUR NATIONALITY (compulsory for privacy and safety reasons)
if not, you will be REJECTED upon arrival and booking will be CANCELLED )
1.Nationality:
2.Time :
3. Date :
4. Service :
Booking Example:
Hi Anna,
Are you available for a 45-minute massage at 12:00 pm on 3 April?
Nationality: Australian, Indian, Lebanese etc.
Basic Service Expectations:
* I’m a qualified massage therapist and skilled in sensual erotic and tantric massage
* Complete Nudity for whole session
* Body to body full nude body slide front, and back
* Whole body erotic body to body massage
* Body Rub
* Soft touch
* Intimate sensual massage
* Sensual touch
* Relaxation music
* Mutual touching/massage
* A lots of Teasing
* Hugging/Cuddles
* Hand Job Ending
* Covered Blow Job
* Shower
* Balls teasing
* Massage me
* Perineal massage
* PRIVATE and discreet, Cozy room
* Light body stepping
* Many of my clients simply enjoy having someone to talk to, relax with, and escape the stresses of everyday life. Friendly conversation and genuine companionship are always welcome. Just chat or chill.
✅ Soft Sensual Erotic Touch Massage+ Unwind
EXTRAS: $60 each
* Ball busting
* Light BDMS/Feet worship
* Golden Shower on you
* Shower together
Cash is always best.
Shower before/after is also available and recommended. Highly recommend have shower before you come.
I will return all enquires during my listed working times.
I promise you'll have a great day after seeing me.
I hope you all CUM soon!!!
: 0403 269 403
170cm tall ! Fake pay 250
Hi babe.
I’m just arrived here.
And I am 170cm tall slim long legs.
if you want to try a model body
, I’m your best choice in Asian girls
my price is fair only 250/30min
Papa if fake I pay you $300
Hey gentlemen
This is papa From japan, I know I’m looks mixed blood but I’m actually Japanese.
my photos are real took in the room, so you will see me in the same room as photo.
This is my First time came brisbane
welcome to see me
gfe 250 half hr 450 one hr
COLOMBIAN IN SYD🔥💋
Hey babe, I’m Giorgina 22yo, fresh from Colombia
I’m playful, sensual, and love making real connections…
I know what you like, and I love making sure you get it. So if you’re ready for a little taste of Latin spice and sweet company, don’t be shy… I’m just one message away.
Here for a good time, not a long time—so don’t waste a second👅💦💦
💕The Cute One You Can’t Stop Thinking About💕
Hey Hey
I’m Arina. 💕
❤️Petite, cute, and softly curvy, with a sweet, youthful look and a figure that might surprise you. I have a small frame, a fuller bust, and soft, feminine curves. I love that little contrast between looking sweet and having a more voluptuous figure.
I prefer to keep my face photos private for discretion, but I’m happy to share them with selected genuine enquiries. 💕Ask me xx
😊I’m playful, affectionate, and easy to talk to. I love good chemistry, warm cuddles, soft touches, and those moments when everything just feels natural. Whether you're in the mood for something sweet and relaxed or a little more passionate, I enjoy matching your energy and making our time together feel comfortable and exciting.
I’m all about genuine connection, a good laugh, and a little playful teasing. No awkwardness, no rush — just a warm, fun, and naturally sexy experience.
Incall at my private apartment
outcall also available
Lisa, Incall Limited Time Offer Available
Hey, guys, my name is Lisa. I am hot, tight and busty. I really love sex and I’m a pretty Asian (not Chinese). My profile as you will see is verified so you know I am the real deal.
Come and play with me and look into my eyes as we both start getting excited. I can be naughty, very naughty! I will treat you like my boyfriend; a girlfriend experience is guaranteed.
I am independent, my direct number is shown, no agent. I have a real passion for making men happy. My pictures are 100% real, the girl you see here is the same one you will meet when the door opens.
Please text to make a booking:
Full service:
Outcall 350 1 hr plus Uber
multiple shots included
Outcall please ask price depends on the time, plus taxi or Uber
Very Naughty Extra's Available, just ask, including:
Natural suck $50
Cum in my mouth (CIM) $50
Anal $100
Please text to make a booking
1st Class Escort💖 DD Cup💖 Killer Body& Super Horny☆*:.。.HOT.。.:* ☆
Hi guys:
💦 I am Suzy , 23years old With DD cup boobs killer body.
💦 Sexy,SWEET and the perfect amount of NAUGHTINESS!
💦 The body of a goddess; the personality of an angel! Your time with me will be heavenly!
💦 Clean, discreet (our time is our little secret and above all totally REAL!
💦 you will see the fun we together because we enjoy it at the same time.
💦 I'm a sexy exotic naughty companion and I enjoy the company of smart, witty, and charming men.